>33⅓
>33/100
>⅓
>33/100
>33⅓

oh

oh god

So I got some earbuds and I am not used to earbuds. Especially these ones with the soft squishy plastic on the ends. They fit well but any time they get jostled it's like someone stuck a bag of chips in my ear canal and started rustling it. ;_;

Pic unrelated, just wanted to post this stone made to look like a piece of meat.

>>264412
I want to eat that. I'm sure I don't need my teeth anyway...

>>264357
I overreacted anyway, dude just wasn't getting my texts. :D
>>264412
Oh my god that looks de-
>stone
Wat.

But we already have a SYM
>>264340

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/YouTube+Justin+Bieber+gets+nailed+water+bottle/3378595/story.html

Look at the comments
>For his vocal warm-ups, Justin makes various noises as piano scales rise and fall in the background. “He snorts like a horse along the scales. Then he meows like a kitten.”
>Before each performance, Justin tries on different outfits and e-mails the photos to Ryan Good, his stylist (a.k.a. “swagger coach”). For one New York appearance, Good gave his approval to black jeans, a black T-shirt, a white vest, and maroon high-tops. Justin also wore a $7,500 necklace by the jeweller David Yurman.
>“Bieber is adorable in the tawny, guileless way of a small woodland creature,” Morris writes. “His eyes are moist and fawnlike, his lips a blend of pout and puck. His downy cheeks seem never to have been affronted by anything as indelicate as a razor.”
>Telling quote from Scooter Braun, Bieber’s manager “Never mess with the passion of a 14- or 15-year-old girl.”

Raising this puppy with my brother and dad around is so fucking hard.

Every time I make a handful of progress with the little rascal they come in with completely different ways of training him (all of which are not good) and he gets confused. At least he is good about walkies. He is pretty good at walking for an over energetic four month old.

Also, this family has the most erratic schedules ever. We nap in the middle of the day, wake up and go to bed at all hours of the morning, leave on short notice and make plans on the fly. Also my Dad demands that ever thing must be NEAT UND TIDY and has been on my ass to clean up my room when I don't even have anywhere to put anything fffffffffffff

I mean, I'm happy to be here and everything but I just want to get shit done and I can't do it when my brother refuses to cooperate because he is needs a nap, and my dad just doesn't get most of the things I say anyway.

Also they were all offended when I drank beer in front of them after being offered. I was living alone for like a year. What did they think I was doing.

Oh and I haven't really been communicating in any way recently because I've been so busy with doing what is pretty much just foundation work for setting up a life in this house, but not getting anything built. becoming exhausted in the process.

>>264415
Yeah, the "Meat-Shaped Stone" is one of Taiwan's artistic curiosities.
>At first glance, this meat-shaped piece of stone looks like a luscious, mouth-watering piece of "Tung-p'o meat". Made from banded jasper, it is a naturally occurring stone that accumulates in layers over many years. With time, different impurities will result in the production of various colors and hues to the layers. The craftsman who made this meat-shaped stone took the rich natural resources of this stone and carved it with great precision, and then the skin was stained. This process resulted in the appearance of skin and lean and fatty layers of meat, the veining and hair follicles making the piece appear even more realistic.

In other news, loading my ipod with music for my houseboat trip. Itunes why do you suck so much. ;_;

>>264440
Family sucks sometimes.

>>264442
Dammit Mari, stop making me hungry. I just ate not too long ago.

http://www.etsy.com/shop/EnemyAirship
OH YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? HUH NIGGER?!
WELL TOO BAD, CAUSE THEY'RE ALL MINE
NEENER NEENER

>>264449
BITCH I WILL STEAL THEM FROM YOU

I finished Scott Pilgrim!

Because I only read volume 1, like, 3 years ago, maybe longer!

I dug it. Man, I need something to do for realz.

>>264454
Dude! Spoilers! SPOILERS!

>>264456

HE COOKS SO GOOD

LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER

ALSO HE WEARS A SHIRT

WHAT NOW?!

>Friend's feeling like shit
>ROAD TRIP TO OUR LONG DISTANCE BUD IN PORTLAND
>INCEPTION
>PIRATE THEMED BLACKLIGHT MINIGOLF
>HOOKERS AND BLOW
>Ride back down, she's crying about her boyfriend
>On the way down, he calls her without warning to apologize about shit he's been pulling
>Get home, she wants to eat watermelon at my house because she has none at her family's
>Cries again over abusive parent
>I make her play Mass Effect so she can have fun with Tali
>Take her home VERY LATE; emotionally exhausted, but happy

WOW THAT WAS AN EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER THE LAST FEW DAYS. Does anyone have a good reaction image for this? I got none.

>>264458
SPOILER THE FUCKING THING, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

Is it me or has /baw/ started getting even slower?

Y'gonna wash your hands?

>>264460
>Cries again over abusive parent
REPORT THAT SHIT. >:|

>>264466
No

>>264468

Oh, god, I didn't clarify that. She's out of the home, thankfully, she just had a flashback of sorts after something I said and I felt like a jackass for not realizing the relevance at first.

>>264471
>She's out of the home, thankfully
Okay, good. People who abuse others or even animals disgust me. I hope she's all right now after going through all that.

This would make an awesome party boat.

>>264440
>I was living alone for like a year.
>alone
I don't know if I'm real or not now.
Thanks for responding to my texts and letting me know you're fine, btw. Good to know you care.

You've been there for three days. It took you a month to really settle in here, don't exhaust yourself rushing the process.

What an awesome four consecutive days.

Paris Tommorow!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHJH SPIDERINMYHAIR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHDJFJTJDKDLSKDL

>>264507
NIGHTMARE FUEL. D:

>fancy girly boutique
>"oh how neat, they have curtains instead of doors on the dressing rooms-"
>curtains leave 3-4 inch gaps on both sides

I thought everyone hated their bodies as much as I do.

>>264510
>they have curtains instead of doors on the dressing rooms
That's just a bad idea in general.

>>264506
For me.
Paris Tommorow for me.

>>264512
Say hi to the catacombs from me. And enjoy yourself, Paris is a cool place.

>>264512

http://kaitol.com/how-to-hire-an-artist/
The comments are full of people fuming over this article, which is hilarious since it just boils down to "getting the best work for less".

Sure is pornspam as of recent. Bitches are getting desperate now that 4chan is homeland security tier.

>>264520

oh god so much butthurt haha

So i'm taking labour day weekend off to tale an actual vacation for the sole purpose o visiting the city. This will be my first real vacation since highschool, even if it's just a weekend.
Anyway, I'm going to Toronto then (I'll miss thr FanExpo crowd which sucks, but I can't take that weekend off). So Torontoians, anyone got time free to hang out (and possibly offer me a place to crash), lemme know.

>>264434
>“Bieber is adorable in the tawny, guileless way of a small woodland creature,” Morris writes. “His eyes are moist and fawnlike, his lips a blend of pout and puck. His downy cheeks seem never to have been affronted by anything as indelicate as a razor.”
Is he trying to get us to hunt him?

>guy on facebook asks what booze people want for shots for a party
>someone requests whiskey
Damnit just spend the money on good whiskey and you won't have to do shots to get it down your throat.

Hahahahahaha

>>264605
O lol
Inception is a four layer dip with no cheese. Prove me wrong.

>>264599
>not fanexpo
Nooooooo!

>>264610

But it's a *fun* dip.

>>264610

BRB going to the store to get chips and dips and cheese and salsas and omfg.

>>264611
yeah, half the studio's taken that weekend off already and my dept isn't allowed to take any more time off for the rest o the month. :( sadface!

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=google.com

This is the most obnoxious thing I have ever seen.

:D I AM TOTALLY TAKING MY FIRST ANIMATION CLASS NEXT QUARTER OMG OMG OMG OMG

>it's at 8 AM

...

;A; NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Riot gas. (i)Riot gas.(/i) Ffff- it burns everything

>>264644
Well. Italics fail. This perhaps?<i>Or maybe this?</i>

>>264645
[i] and [/i, actually.

>>264644
I think we are all missing the point of why the FUCK were you getting riot gas'd

>>264643
It's to prepare you for a life without sleep!

>>264646
Thanks!

>>264647
Part of the job. With this certification I won't have to be gassed again for several months (woo!).

>>264647
he had it coming.

>>264647
On serious charges of being a bum.

Production weekends.
Best weekends.

>>264643
HAHAHAHA, ENJOY THE MORNINGS! THEY DO EXIST AFTER ALL!

The universe just dangled something shiny and adorable in front of me, then promptly snatched it away. I has a sad.

>>264520
Man, this article has a lot of parallels to freelance journalism. It's depressing that capitalism works like this, but it kind of has to. You cannot blame companies for wanting the best quality work for the lowest possible loss, but man, trying to make a living off this seems impossible.

Scheduled a dentist appointment since I haven't had a cleaning or check-up since I got my braces off years ago. Got a discount but it'll still be almost a week's worth of pay. I need to get a better job or more hours...

"But Dad, I don't want to commit insurance fraud!"

....This house.

Currently wondering why there can't be a sports board, or at least a sports thread here.
There are some people who like that shite.

I mean - I understand why it wouldn't be done, but it just seems like a natural experiment.

>>264703
But we do have them. All the time. Just, not for every game in the sun.

Superbowl? Sure.
World Cup? Come on.
Wimbledoo-uh... well, um... :I Okay, so some of these we don't really give a shit about.

Anyway, feel free to make a sports thread. If you make it, they will post.

I am so full of sunshine and happiness and it's so gay but I feel so wonderful~

>>264703
Usually boards are created when a topic takes over a board to the detriment of other topics. See: /a/, /pkmn/, and the requests for a /mspa/.

>>264711
You finally get laid?

After helping my dad with his resume, my creativity seems to be sapped. I want to write a column about Dan le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip, but man, I have no idea where to take it.

I'm also applying to write for ComicAttack.com; no pay (as usual), but man, I need more writing work.

>>264703
I was always picked last for baseball.

>Georgia Aquarium
>"Huh, I know this is the biggest aquarium in the world, but I don't really see what's so great abo–"
>SUDDENLY WHALE SHARK OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
>AND ANOTHER ONE
>AND ANOTHER ONE
>AND WOBBEGONGS AND HAMMERHEAD SHARKS AND A GIANT MANTA RAY AND ALBINO ALLIGATORS
>but mostly there are
>THREE
>WHALE
>SHARKS

>>264735
I NEED TO GO THERE
I NEED TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW

>>264735
I want to go to there.

>>264735
How big was the manta? "whee i wanna ride it" big or "oh god don't let it eat my children" big?

I need to call my mom but I've been drinking. Decisions.

>>264753
Drink more, then call.

  Bunny.

That is all.

Well /baw/, tomorrow's the day. Job interview at Meijer, 8:30 AM. This will make or break me. If I get this job, I move in with my sister, which has been my dream since about ten minutes after I left there. If I don't, I go back to Flint, to a house full of people who don't like me and absolutely nothing good. So wish me luck, friends. This one's all or nothing.

Nurse: Okay, this needle that I'm putting in your tourniquet now is the narcotic.
Me: Okay.
Nurse: I'm going to prepare the next need-
Me: wHoA tHiS sTufF wOrKs FaSttttttttzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

That was a nice 5 hour nap.

>>264760
I believe in you! Do your best!

>>264761

"Count backwards from one hundred."
"Nine...ty..."
"Looks like we're all finished! Now please stand up and we'll escort you to the waiting room."

>>264761
inb4 a bear addicted to crack cocaine

>>264761

Okay, why do narcotics work quicker on other people than it does for me? I manage to get to like, 75 before I'm knocked out, and I don't even take aspirin.

>mfw Iker Casillas achieved more by the time he was my age than... well, me.

>>264768
Because Bea is incredibly fucking small and the narco tech didn't adjust for body weight?

>>264760
Break some heads, man.

>>264764
Too late. >>255963

Just got a mohawk. I never realised how much I rested my head before today.

Gal might be staying over for a few days, hope my Dad lets her stay over since I need help building furniture, watching Bucky (motherfucker is under four months old, weighs over 60lbs and has enough husky in him to make his energy boundless sob sob sob) and we need to get cracking on those costumes as the convention is in two weeks.

I SHOULD HAVE MOVED BACK EARLIER AAAAAAA

>>264780
I am debating making a Daft Punk papercraft helmet, blowing the proportions up, then wearing it to Fanexpo when I make it out of cardboard.

Shall we will eachother to finish?

>>264780
Your father is a broseph stalin drinking a brotein shake at a brodeo. He could probably fight broseidon one handed.

Seriously though, he looks like Putin.

I seem to have cmpletely forgot what a short tempered prick my brother is.

>"hey Maya, wake me up if Bucky starts whining a lot at night"
>okay.
>3AM that night.
>Bucky is crying a lot.
>"WHY WOULD YOU WAKE ME UP FAGGOT. WHY WOULD YOU GO OUT THERE TO WHATS WRONG. WHY ARE YOU STILL UP. HE'S UP BECAUSE YOU'RE UP DUMBSHIT. THIS IS YOUR FAULT."

I was up because I need to look up furniture from Ikea, so I can actually LIVE in my room instead of bumming around the basement. I couldn't use the computer earlier because Dad was in the office watching kung fu movies and sitting with kitten, also doing the dishes and TAKING CARE OF THE FUCKING DOG. Also he didn't cry last night when I stayed up this late, and he woke me up with his crying the night before that, clearly I am not the X factor here. AND the ONLY reason he is outside is because my brother fucked up house training him and is too lazy to deal with him ~maybe~ wetting the carpet, leaving no odour or stain.

He is a puppy. He pretty much needs round the clock care and I seem to be the only one not trying to raise him to be an asshole like the rest of this family.

/vent

P.S. This is hard to do on a phone with no capslock function.

P.P.S. Great, looks like Buck figured out howling. I am never goi g to sleep am I?

>>264764
Are you going to keep doing this?

WELCOME TO HELL

>>264756
I just fell asleep. I am the most boring drunk.

>>264785
Makes me think of my brother. Anytime my mom would wake him up so he wouldn't be late for school/his job he would just start screaming at her. Not fun.

ALSO MY PHONE HAS CAPSLOCK BY DOUBLE CLICKING THE SHIFT BUTTON. So did my crappy old tracfone. I thought this was standard?

Reading Homestuck.
Like, 200 pages away from being caught up.
Ugh, fuck you trolls. Most of you are shitty and boring to read and I could care less about you.

Last night I had a dream that I teamed up with Batman and fought Wolverine and Micheal Cera as Scott Pilgrim.

>>264785
He's outside?
Well, if he cries quietly enough to not piss off the neighbours, ignore him.
If he starts howling, go outside with a water bottle, spray him, and say NO and then go right back inside. Otherwise he'll learn that crying/whining = positive attention.

If he has a kennel, why IS he outside? Your brother is a dumb.
And don't get stuck being the dog's nanny. He's not yours, don't end up having your dad and brother just expect you to take the responsibility. Because it sounds like it'll just eventually become your job to look after the dog, and any screwups your dad/bro put into him will get blamed on your influence later. So deal with the dog only a little and tell your dad that it's his and his responsibility.

>Homestuck Homestuck Homestuck
What is this thing already?
>look it up
Meh.

>>264811

Leaving for my interview now. Hopefully I return to you victorious.

>>264820
May your heathen gods shine their favor upon you this day.

>>264817

>>264790
Chrchrchrchrchrchrchrchrchrchrchrchrchrchrchrchrchr!

>>264811
This.
Wasn't entertaining at all, I just never wanted to say anything because I didn't want to hurt Beas feelings.

Homestuck homesucks.

>>264826

Thirding. I didn't say anything either to avoid getting into fights with the fans, I just could not get into the series. Reading Pesterlogs made me want to blow my brains out with their inanity and chat speak.

Got the job got the job got the job GOT THE JOB
YES

>>264805

This troll romance stuff is soooo not for me either.

>>264811
>>264826
>>264841

You are all allowed to have an opinion about it, you know, especially since it keeps running over into other boards. And you don't have to worry about hurting my feelings; it's not like I'm the person making it.

IT'S ALL GOOOOOD

>>264842

>>264845

So, Bea, what are you doing later this week?

>>264849

Building a restaurant called Swallows.

>>264851

That sucks.

>>264852

Yeah, it blows.

Well today I leave for a trip down to Lake Powell with my friends. Should be fun!

So, yeah I'm back home in San Diego. I have discovered that being surrounded by well dressed, highly intelligent, scientifically minded, sensible, caring, amusing, beautiful people my age is incredibly awesome regardless of what we're doing. Also I'm not being paid for by the Obama relief money. I was selected as one of the first batch of fellows before that money was announced for use by the DOE. They like me! They really like me! At least on paper they do.

My hubris is showing. As tiki would say, "Karma.". Anyway facilities were awesome. The scientists were fucking baller as hell. I'm not at liberty to say or post much since it's a secure national facility.

What I can take from it is that all science takes incredible bravery to walk into and past your own personal blindness and ignorance until you find the light of new knowledge. You have to be brave. You have to be willing to be wrong every step of the way long as you have what it takes to find the right paths. It's a crawl. Sometimes you have guidance from past scientists but even then you're at the edge staring into the darkness and you need to step forward not because there are people in the world who depend on you but because you can. You should. Because you want to be more. You want to do something amazing, and there's no easy way to it.

Science is still dry and boring on a moment to moment basis, but it is and always will be at the frontier of intellectual adventure.

>>264857

That was very poetic.

>>264858
I love to talk. I'm a narcissistic pansexual who wants to fuck everyone here. really into making things sound pretty.

>>264858
&thank u. ilu
Bea, I hope that opening that restaurant will be the happy ending you dreamed of.

>my face when Battlefield 3 beta
>no face because it blew off

>>264845
Troll romance is bullshit for two reasons.

One it is shipping bullshit and nobody cares about that except for losers with no friends.

Two Hussie already had a vacation, why is he taking another one with this three days of static image updates with wordswordswords that nobody wants to read?

Things were progressing nicely again until bluh bluh trollmance.

>>264862

>>264862
Maybe he's sick? And so he decided to answer this question until he gets better.

>>264866
Possibly? I dunno, it just seems that he's got stuff planned out pretty well so I wanna see where its going, but then these delays come along and it is frustrating.

Sage for derailing with Homestuck sorry guys.

Purchased entirely too many pretty dresses yesterday.

>in History of Animation
>FUCK YES TODAY IS CHUCK JONES AND TEX AVERY THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST DAY
>girl behind me: "I don't really like Chuck Jones or Tex Avery's work. Like, at all."
>girl is a blatant and obnoxious goddamn animoo fan. Like, has a hot topic Death Note bag and everything
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>264869
I know how you feel.

Similar thing happened in my Gothic Literature class when we were talking about Dracula. I think you can guess what I'm talking about.

>>264869
>"I don't really like Chuck Jones or Tex Avery's work. Like, at all."
That shouldn't even be possible.

>>264870>>264869
Are they still living?

If so, why?

>>264869
I didn't realize there were more people like that. Ugh...

>>264873
Oh god, it's awful. They keep making these stupid snide comments and I seriously feel like I am going to punch a bitch in her teeth and SOON

>Get baked
>Watch Who's Line is it Anyway

>>264875

That sounds so awesome I think I'll do it tonight.

If you do, I'll post bail.

>>264877
>in reference to Nurse

From what I've heard about motion comics, that might not be a bad idea.

>>264874
I once had a guy tell me that the reason he hates American television is because there's no original ideas. The example he used most? "Power Rangers was just a shitty excuse for a Tokusatsu (he said this with a fucking accent and everything) knockoff. Why it appealed to anyone over the age of four is beyond me." I told him that they were still making new Power Rangers today. He said "no wonder the rest of the world hates us".

I've never come so close to slapping someone over a TV show. Your Death Note girl is a lot worse though.

>>264887
But....I....Power Rangers is from Japan.

I've had people bitch about anime shit like Avatar not realizing it's from America, and people that bitched about Cowboy Bebop being a shitty anime because it is too western. Everyone is stupid everywhere.

>>264890
Yeah I actually babysat a kid once who wasn't allowed to watch any "foreign shows" which included any and all anime as well as Teen Titans and ATLA. Everyone in the world is stupid except for us.

>>264892
Here's to just enjoying good things for the purpose of enjoying things regardless of what country.

Sorry for the name confusion. I thought you might be a friend who goes by captain dragon. Pleasure to meet you.

>>264896
Agreed. It's phenomenally stupid to be racist towards cartoons.

Quite alright, I can see how such a striking similarity in reptilian captain nicknames would arouse suspicion.

>>264869
>>264874
>She doesn't like Tex or Chuck
I need her home address and then MY ANGER WILL OPEN THE SKIES AND MY FIERY WRATH SHALL RAIN FROM THE HEAVENS

THE ROAD TRIP IS BACK ON...

>>264869
>"I don't really like Chuck Jones or Tex Avery's work. Like, at all."

>>264869
>"I don't really like Chuck Jones or Tex Avery's work. Like, at all."

What a whore.

I've finally got my computer working, which is nice. But I've lost my entire 4chan folder - which means my entire collection of porn, and, worst of all - the Obama/McCain fanfic I wrote ;_;

The link was in my bookmarks, and now it's lost on Pastebin somewhere.
Why cruel fates? Why have you done this to me?!

>>264904
You got to buffalo fast. I live outside the city but I don't have any money/food/means of entertainment for ya, sorry.

I wrote a new column about dan le sac vs. Scroobius Pip. Enjoy!

http://www.nerdgirlpinups.com/article/116

>>264869
>"I don't really like Chuck Jones or Tex Avery's work. Like, at all."
>weeaboo
Fuck you, you little twat.

What's the male version of bitches and whores? Because that camping thing was a terrible, awful idea.

A few weeks ago a beautiful male American gold finch in breeding plumage moved into our yard. He mostly hangs out on the flag pole, chatting with our weird chill-bro cat who loves talking to birds (but has never managed to catch one).

Finally spotted a female today.

Hope they make tons of adorable yellow babies.

>>264933
Dicks and himbos.

Booked my time off to go to Toronto in September. Thinking about going to the states for a day too, I'm trying to figure out how that'll cost me.
VACATION YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH

>>264940
>Toronto Tourism website has an entire gay section.

>>264869
>"I don't really like Chuck Jones or Tex Avery's work. Like, at all."

Just... I don't think I can be angry enough at this statement.

He made the hunting trilogy, you stone-cold retarded bitch. THE HUNTING TRILOGY. NURSE. PUNCH HER JAW OFF HER FACE.

>>264869
>"I don't really like Chuck Jones or Tex Avery's work. Like, at all."

>>264944>>264951

STOP BRINGING THIS UP, I DON'T THINK I CAN HANDLE BEING THIS ANGRY AT A SINGULAR ENTITY. LIKE, AT ALL. NURSE, DON'T PUNCH HER. HIT HER WITH A BAT, THEN SAY "THAT ONE'S FOR TEX," THEN PICK HER UP AND THROW HER OUT THE WINDOW AND SAY "THAT ONE'S FOR CHUCK."

so I finally started reading these books and guess what it's two days later and I haven't even slept yet.

what are you currently reading, /baw/?

>>264954
You should totally post about it in /writ/ though. There's even a "what are you reading right now" thread going on.
https://plus4chan.org/boards/writ/res/5060.html

>>264957
oh I didn't know we had a literature board, I thought /writ/ was for posters who were writing stuff, like /coc/ or something. thanks for the tip!

>>264954

Oh fuck yes welcome to the club man

I'm so very glad I picked these up. They're fantastic.

I wanna cosplay as Captain Cold for Fanexpo but I don't have the money or the time or the money to make the costume.


>>264940

>states
Oooh come visit and well go get chicken wings! I should have money by then.

So, my first day of school prep went pretty well.

Got to know some people, laughed with a few friends, talked footie (oh, how I missed that), and turns out I'm not too rusty with my spanish.

And met a few girls who're friends with some of my other group of friends, so gossip gave us something to talk about.
...But I fell asleep at the end of the Mexico vs Spain friendly. The start was pretty good with that goal by Chicharito and all.

pic related, Manchester drew this for me.

So, yeah. Shite was cool. Hoping all's good on your side, /baw/.

>>264978
I managed to miss every goddamned international friendly so far - yes, including the Ger-Den and Swe-Scot games. Gutted. I'm actually canceling plans so I can definitely watch Bayern - Real Madrid.

>>264982
>yes, including the Ger-Den and Swe-Scot games.
GASP.

ToDaY i SaW a ReAl-LiFe MiRaClE.

>>265001
dat niagara falls

>>265001
>WHOooooa. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
>i.am.a.niagra.jpg

>people caring about niagara falls
>laughingelfman.jpg

Living next to it makes you forget it exists most of the time. That and the city on the American side is so awful and decrepit you tend to not want to think about it.

Today I remembered how I loved, and I feel better.

After I fell out of love, so to speak, I kind of forgot what it felt like. That swell of emotions. Today in class, we were talking about this Chagall painting, of two people in love, getting married. It was very sweet and innocent, and the more we talked about it, the more I remembered that feeling.

So it was nice to be reminded that I can, in fact, love, and at some point, I did love. And there were some other paintings too, that reminded me of how in awe I used to be in the world around me, and how there are miracles in life itself.

I think I'm done being cynical all the time, and will let myself just appreciate the things around me, and not get so hung up on what could or might not be.

Any leap you take, to better yourself, even if it doesn't work out, shouldn't be regretted. Because damn, at least you took the leap, instead of wondering if you should have taken it.

I don't know what will happen to me or anyone else, so I don't need to worry if I'll ever love again, or be loved like that. It might happen, it might not, who knows. At the very least, I experienced it once or twice, and I'll always have that.

HOLY SHIT GUYS

I have finally learned how to raise one eyebrow

lower it

and then raise the other

I'm pretty sure I just broke a law of bodies or something.

Shit, this one's hard.

>She doesn't want to be with me.

>>265022

I want to be with you!

AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU!

>>265024
AND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY

OH LOVE!

Still depressed. Still lost. Still wondering what the hell to do with myself.

>>265034
do anything until you do something

>>265035

Shut up Cera you are a movie star you are in Scott Pilgrim what do you know about anything.

>>265036
see
>>265008
>>264935

>Conspiracy theorists
>IRL
I always wanted a chance to sit down with some of these people and have a stab at open discussions, to see how their thought processes went. And now I have my answer: conspiracy theories are the modern equivalent of superstitions. POWER DOES NOT WORK THIS WAY.

>>265043
Dude, my fiancé's dad is a CRAZY tinhat man. Like, he talks about 2012 for serious. He spends all his days online reading conspiracy theories and jesus fuck you don't bring up THE WORLD ENDING in front of LITTLE KIDS during CHRISTMAS DINNER.

HE MAKES ME NOT WANT TO MARRY INTO THIS FAMILY.

>>265043
Wait 'till you have a conversation with a teabagger, or a Trinity Broadcasting Network related zombie.

>>265058

I posted on my Facebook a video of David Boies (one of the Prop 8 attorneys) utterly trouncing this schmuck from NOM or one of those crazy Christofascist groups, and my grandmother and aunt pounced on me and were all "I am disappoint, only a homo would like this!" And my uncle had stockpiled food and was sitting on his roof with a AR-15 and night vision goggles on Y2K.

That said, not all Tea Party people are nuts just because your relatives are, Rame, if by "Tea Party" you mean "anti-Obama", which more than half the country is now. But if by Tea Party you mean Sharron Angle's people, then by all means continue to bash those people!

>>265062

HA! A security update FINALLY addresses a security issue I was sick to death of experiencing!
DIE YOU FUCKING JAVA TROJAN!

>>265064
Fuck yes!

>>265043
Ugh, I am currently exchanging e-mails with a crazy bitch who believes in a ton of conspiracy theories. Really shitty ones too. Why do I do this?

Waking up an hour and a half before my psychiatric interview is not a brilliant idea.
Must get ready without distraction.

>On plus4chan

OH GOD!

>>265067
You have hope that conspiracy theorists can be reasonable, rational people instead of scared immature children.

>>265067
Take advantage of it.
Run with it.
Make shit up and pretend you're both doing it for shits and giggles. See if you can get her to believe old movie plots.

>Neighbour using chainsaws, lawnmowers and other noisy things to do his garden since morning.
>Yelling out the window to tell him to stfu.

He probably, and hopefully, didn't hear me. Felt good though.

>>265074
That probably wouldn't work, she's older than me.

All the clocks in my room were an hour fast, including my mobile, so I just arrived an hour early to my doctor's appointment and have had to come home for a little bit.
Fuck sake.

>>265087
...So?

>>265067
'kay so here's the current topic of "discussion". I know some of you all here are science nerds, so please help me explain that the government is not poisoning/sedating people with sodium fluoride.

>>265097
I don't think you even need science to prove that shit ain't true. I suppose she'll be saying it saps your bodily fluids next?

>>265097
Excessive amounts of fluoride can cause fluoride poisoning, but the amounts of fluoride compounds in water are far below the threshold needed to cause fluoride poisoning. Also, some areas have naturally fluoridated water, and there is evidence that there is no difference in fluoride ion uptake between artificially and naturally fluoridated water. (study in question: http://www.hantspa.org/bfs_bioavailability.pdf)

If you look at the MSDSs for sodium fluoride or hexafluorosilic acid, they can be nasty chemicals in high doses. You get abdominal pains, vomiting, diarrhea, convulsions, lots of nasty stuff. It's a common sense thing: these chemicals have certain effects at certain dosages, and we don't see those effects in the general population, so the dosages they're getting must not be high enough to cause health effects.

On an unrelated note, I found the MSDS page for a lab at UVM (https://www.uvm.edu/cosmolab/?Page=msds.html&SM=safety_sub_menu.html). Go to the "Coffee" MSDS for a laugh.

>>265101
Logic wasn't working, so I needed SCIENCE!

>>265102
Thank you.

>Go to the "Coffee" MSDS for a laugh.
That was great.

>>265102

I think the risks associated with water fluoridating outweigh the benefits of hur dur no cavities. People still have cavities and fluoride can have long-term adverse effects.

Yes, it occurs in natural water, but not all water was meant to be ingested.

Without all the mind-control, blah blah, fluoride is, in my opinion, not good for you, and it shouldn't be something forced into our drinking water "for our own good".

I wish 4chan would stop this inexplicable HIPSTER HIPSTER HIPSTER Civil War that they've started. It's only making it impossible to browse and there are casualties on all sides.

>>265118
Hipsters love conflict. The only way it will end is when they realize that conflict used to be cool and then everyone started doing it.

There is no conflict. Read better.

I wish I had ESPNU. I need my Beads

>>265112
Can you please elaborate on the long-term effects you're referencing? The only references to long-term negative health effects I'm able to find are skeletal fluorosis (very rare in the US) and dental fluorosis (which shouldn't happen if fluoride levels are kept at recommended concentrations).

Based on the vanishingly small prevalence of skeletal fluorosis and the small age range at risk and avoidability of dental fluorosis, I don't think there's a strong enough argument against fluoridation. However, if there's a stronger health risk you're aware of that I'm missing, I'm listening.

Isn't there supposedly a rise in cavities since bottled water got so popular (no flouride)?

>Some stupid bitch in some comm I'm in is talking about how she's coughing up blood
>"Oh hey guys it's a tapeworm."
>"Wait no it's a piece of paper."
>"No, it's definitely a tapeworm."

>>265127

There are plenty of things that could potentially linked to Fluoride, but there is absolutely no reason to put it in your drinking water, since it is essentially only effective as a topical solution, as in tooth paste, and in many parts of Europe they don't fluoridate their water, and tooth decay levels have dropped as well, for example Denmark, where it's dropped lower than the U.S. Nevermind that it's dropped in all first world countries regardless of fluoridation.

I don't care about this, and I don't think there's a conspiracy, I'm just saying if it's poisonous at levels not too far above our own "acceptable" levels, the detriment is greater than the benefit, and I don't think it has any reason to be purposely put into water.

Personally, I don't drink tap water because the piping in this city is old and shitty, and I honestly don't trust it, and it also tastes like pool water and gives me cotton mouth, but whatever. I'm just saying there's very little evidence in fluoridation's favor for purposely adding it to water.

THIS DOG

>>265063

I love ya too bro

dammit mom stop taking the car, don't you remember your license got suspended

not having a license means YOU CANNOT DRIVE

you're a terrible driver anyways dammit

>>265146
...So fucking adorable!

>>265146
D'awww puppy

I just had a customer come in who seemed to believe that the colours on his computer monitor were dependent on his printer cartridges...

And I think I may have alienated myself from another forum I go to and that makes me sad.

Seriously, Shrike, where's the exercise plan?

I sent that email to you like two weeks ago.

>>265166
Doesn't PhotoShop let you set custom color profiles based on what printer you have?

>>265146
>implying boobies aren't the ball in a game of oral ball-in-a-cup. :9

>>265146
>filename
>implying there's something to chew on
>I kid, I kid.

>>265185
>implying you have experience with that
>...
>...
>yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhh~

I don't know what folder to save this to, because I don't know what I'm HNNGGGing more over: her or the dress.

>>265192
it's a small file. save it in both.

>>265192
She looks like she's wearing fruit rollup. I would bite that.

>>264400
Hey OP, where did you get that incredible plushie?

I still haven't been able to find a housing situation for September. I have like half a month to figure this shit out, or I'll be commuting/couch surfing for the first little bit of school.

I cannot afford to do this at all.

...
Mother... fucking...

look, men, if you're going to sit when you're peeing, make sure you push your stupid fucking situation down low enough so that you don't spray your piss all over the fucking place in front of the toilet. Savvy? GOD I HATE EVERYTHING

>>265200
I NEVER sit down to pee, the water is fucking cold and gross and I'd prefer to keep things dry.

>>265201
I'm not blaming you. I just have no way of blaming the Re-Re that unintentionally soaked the back pocket of my pants. God... I feel like Jazz for writing this but I'm ... pissed.

>>265201
...wait, what?

>>265203
I don't sit down to pee so my penis won't touch the toilet water.

>>265202
OH MAN, THAT SUCKS, Hope you dry out soon.

  >>265146
This pig > that dog.

new planets discovered
they orbit a star called 24 Sextanis
located in the Sextans constellation
their names are Sex B and Sex C
Sex C discovered by John Johnson
John Johnson, on the topic of another separate pair of planets, quoted as saying, "This new planet pair came in an unexpected package," and a Caltech report stated their "intimate dance is closer and tighter than any previously seen"

Why yes I am five years old why do you ask.

>>265205
What, do you fill it to the fecking brim?

>>265208
Nope.

No offence Free Glass, but you are definitely not an alpha plus.

>>265210
B+ it is, then.

FUCK ANYONE WHO WILLINGLY LIVES HERE. THIS PLACE IS TERRIBLE. I CAN NOW SEE WHY THEY FILM IN ONTARIO AND SHIT AND CALL IT NEW YORK IN MOVIES.

>>265216
APPRECIATE OUR BEAUTIFUL CITY. APPRECIATE.

>>265216
What.

Mother of whores, it's so humid tonight.

>>265220
Enjoy your mosquitoes.

Need a shower. And then to do two app reviews. And then find housing.

Just talked with the 'rents about finances this year. Will be going on student loans for the first time, but meh, two years without any debt to the state isn't bad.

My beard is in that itchy in-between stage that comes after stubble and before beard. I hate it I hate it I hate it.

>>265221
That my friend is the reason why I don't camp out around here anymore.

Stupid computer won't let me rotate this image. This toilet technology is new to me. O'Hare airport, you so crazy.

>>265229

DUDE I KNOW!

I was trying to explain it to my sister. Her brain exploded.

>>265207

So I finally caught up in Homestuck. Glad I caught up right after Troll Romance ended. I was able to breeze through that shit.

Does anyone know a way to make some decent money quickly that won't result in somebody ending up in the hospital or the morgue?

Sell your hair. Your sperm. Or your blood.
You can't sell them last two last I checked. But maybe it's different Stateside.

>>265236
loans are out of the question?

>>265236
Throw a party, supply cheap booze, ask for a cover.

>>265239

Its to pay off rent and loan debt, so that seems counterproductive.

And you can totally sell sperm and blood stateside. But its a long complicated process and you only get like 50 bucks.