>33⅓
>33/100
>⅓
>33/100
>33⅓

oh

oh god

So I got some earbuds and I am not used to earbuds. Especially these ones with the soft squishy plastic on the ends. They fit well but any time they get jostled it's like someone stuck a bag of chips in my ear canal and started rustling it. ;_;

Pic unrelated, just wanted to post this stone made to look like a piece of meat.

>>264412
I want to eat that. I'm sure I don't need my teeth anyway...

>>264357
I overreacted anyway, dude just wasn't getting my texts. :D
>>264412
Oh my god that looks de-
>stone
Wat.

But we already have a SYM
>>264340

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/YouTube+Justin+Bieber+gets+nailed+water+bottle/3378595/story.html

Look at the comments
>For his vocal warm-ups, Justin makes various noises as piano scales rise and fall in the background. “He snorts like a horse along the scales. Then he meows like a kitten.”
>Before each performance, Justin tries on different outfits and e-mails the photos to Ryan Good, his stylist (a.k.a. “swagger coach”). For one New York appearance, Good gave his approval to black jeans, a black T-shirt, a white vest, and maroon high-tops. Justin also wore a $7,500 necklace by the jeweller David Yurman.
>“Bieber is adorable in the tawny, guileless way of a small woodland creature,” Morris writes. “His eyes are moist and fawnlike, his lips a blend of pout and puck. His downy cheeks seem never to have been affronted by anything as indelicate as a razor.”
>Telling quote from Scooter Braun, Bieber’s manager “Never mess with the passion of a 14- or 15-year-old girl.”

Raising this puppy with my brother and dad around is so fucking hard.

Every time I make a handful of progress with the little rascal they come in with completely different ways of training him (all of which are not good) and he gets confused. At least he is good about walkies. He is pretty good at walking for an over energetic four month old.

Also, this family has the most erratic schedules ever. We nap in the middle of the day, wake up and go to bed at all hours of the morning, leave on short notice and make plans on the fly. Also my Dad demands that ever thing must be NEAT UND TIDY and has been on my ass to clean up my room when I don't even have anywhere to put anything fffffffffffff

I mean, I'm happy to be here and everything but I just want to get shit done and I can't do it when my brother refuses to cooperate because he is needs a nap, and my dad just doesn't get most of the things I say anyway.

Also they were all offended when I drank beer in front of them after being offered. I was living alone for like a year. What did they think I was doing.

Oh and I haven't really been communicating in any way recently because I've been so busy with doing what is pretty much just foundation work for setting up a life in this house, but not getting anything built. becoming exhausted in the process.

>>264415
Yeah, the "Meat-Shaped Stone" is one of Taiwan's artistic curiosities.
>At first glance, this meat-shaped piece of stone looks like a luscious, mouth-watering piece of "Tung-p'o meat". Made from banded jasper, it is a naturally occurring stone that accumulates in layers over many years. With time, different impurities will result in the production of various colors and hues to the layers. The craftsman who made this meat-shaped stone took the rich natural resources of this stone and carved it with great precision, and then the skin was stained. This process resulted in the appearance of skin and lean and fatty layers of meat, the veining and hair follicles making the piece appear even more realistic.

In other news, loading my ipod with music for my houseboat trip. Itunes why do you suck so much. ;_;

>>264440
Family sucks sometimes.

>>264442
Dammit Mari, stop making me hungry. I just ate not too long ago.

http://www.etsy.com/shop/EnemyAirship
OH YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? HUH NIGGER?!
WELL TOO BAD, CAUSE THEY'RE ALL MINE
NEENER NEENER

>>264449
BITCH I WILL STEAL THEM FROM YOU

I finished Scott Pilgrim!

Because I only read volume 1, like, 3 years ago, maybe longer!

I dug it. Man, I need something to do for realz.

>>264454
Dude! Spoilers! SPOILERS!

>>264456

HE COOKS SO GOOD

LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER

ALSO HE WEARS A SHIRT

WHAT NOW?!

>Friend's feeling like shit
>ROAD TRIP TO OUR LONG DISTANCE BUD IN PORTLAND
>INCEPTION
>PIRATE THEMED BLACKLIGHT MINIGOLF
>HOOKERS AND BLOW
>Ride back down, she's crying about her boyfriend
>On the way down, he calls her without warning to apologize about shit he's been pulling
>Get home, she wants to eat watermelon at my house because she has none at her family's
>Cries again over abusive parent
>I make her play Mass Effect so she can have fun with Tali
>Take her home VERY LATE; emotionally exhausted, but happy

WOW THAT WAS AN EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER THE LAST FEW DAYS. Does anyone have a good reaction image for this? I got none.

>>264458
SPOILER THE FUCKING THING, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

Is it me or has /baw/ started getting even slower?

Y'gonna wash your hands?

>>264460
>Cries again over abusive parent
REPORT THAT SHIT. >:|

>>264466
No

>>264468

Oh, god, I didn't clarify that. She's out of the home, thankfully, she just had a flashback of sorts after something I said and I felt like a jackass for not realizing the relevance at first.

>>264471
>She's out of the home, thankfully
Okay, good. People who abuse others or even animals disgust me. I hope she's all right now after going through all that.

This would make an awesome party boat.

>>264440
>I was living alone for like a year.
>alone
I don't know if I'm real or not now.
Thanks for responding to my texts and letting me know you're fine, btw. Good to know you care.

You've been there for three days. It took you a month to really settle in here, don't exhaust yourself rushing the process.

What an awesome four consecutive days.

Paris Tommorow!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHJH SPIDERINMYHAIR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHDJFJTJDKDLSKDL

>>264507
NIGHTMARE FUEL. D:

>fancy girly boutique
>"oh how neat, they have curtains instead of doors on the dressing rooms-"
>curtains leave 3-4 inch gaps on both sides

I thought everyone hated their bodies as much as I do.

>>264510
>they have curtains instead of doors on the dressing rooms
That's just a bad idea in general.

>>264506
For me.
Paris Tommorow for me.

>>264512
Say hi to the catacombs from me. And enjoy yourself, Paris is a cool place.

>>264512

http://kaitol.com/how-to-hire-an-artist/
The comments are full of people fuming over this article, which is hilarious since it just boils down to "getting the best work for less".

Sure is pornspam as of recent. Bitches are getting desperate now that 4chan is homeland security tier.

>>264520

oh god so much butthurt haha

So i'm taking labour day weekend off to tale an actual vacation for the sole purpose o visiting the city. This will be my first real vacation since highschool, even if it's just a weekend.
Anyway, I'm going to Toronto then (I'll miss thr FanExpo crowd which sucks, but I can't take that weekend off). So Torontoians, anyone got time free to hang out (and possibly offer me a place to crash), lemme know.

>>264434
>“Bieber is adorable in the tawny, guileless way of a small woodland creature,” Morris writes. “His eyes are moist and fawnlike, his lips a blend of pout and puck. His downy cheeks seem never to have been affronted by anything as indelicate as a razor.”
Is he trying to get us to hunt him?

>guy on facebook asks what booze people want for shots for a party
>someone requests whiskey
Damnit just spend the money on good whiskey and you won't have to do shots to get it down your throat.

Hahahahahaha

>>264605
O lol
Inception is a four layer dip with no cheese. Prove me wrong.

>>264599
>not fanexpo
Nooooooo!

>>264610

But it's a *fun* dip.

>>264610

BRB going to the store to get chips and dips and cheese and salsas and omfg.

>>264611
yeah, half the studio's taken that weekend off already and my dept isn't allowed to take any more time off for the rest o the month. :( sadface!

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=google.com

This is the most obnoxious thing I have ever seen.

:D I AM TOTALLY TAKING MY FIRST ANIMATION CLASS NEXT QUARTER OMG OMG OMG OMG

>it's at 8 AM

...

;A; NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Riot gas. (i)Riot gas.(/i) Ffff- it burns everything

>>264644
Well. Italics fail. This perhaps?<i>Or maybe this?</i>

>>264645
[i] and [/i, actually.

>>264644
I think we are all missing the point of why the FUCK were you getting riot gas'd

>>264643
It's to prepare you for a life without sleep!

>>264646
Thanks!

>>264647
Part of the job. With this certification I won't have to be gassed again for several months (woo!).

>>264647
he had it coming.

>>264647
On serious charges of being a bum.

Production weekends.
Best weekends.

>>264643
HAHAHAHA, ENJOY THE MORNINGS! THEY DO EXIST AFTER ALL!

The universe just dangled something shiny and adorable in front of me, then promptly snatched it away. I has a sad.

>>264520
Man, this article has a lot of parallels to freelance journalism. It's depressing that capitalism works like this, but it kind of has to. You cannot blame companies for wanting the best quality work for the lowest possible loss, but man, trying to make a living off this seems impossible.

Scheduled a dentist appointment since I haven't had a cleaning or check-up since I got my braces off years ago. Got a discount but it'll still be almost a week's worth of pay. I need to get a better job or more hours...

"But Dad, I don't want to commit insurance fraud!"

....This house.

Currently wondering why there can't be a sports board, or at least a sports thread here.
There are some people who like that shite.

I mean - I understand why it wouldn't be done, but it just seems like a natural experiment.

>>264703
But we do have them. All the time. Just, not for every game in the sun.

Superbowl? Sure.
World Cup? Come on.
Wimbledoo-uh... well, um... :I Okay, so some of these we don't really give a shit about.

Anyway, feel free to make a sports thread. If you make it, they will post.

I am so full of sunshine and happiness and it's so gay but I feel so wonderful~

>>264703
Usually boards are created when a topic takes over a board to the detriment of other topics. See: /a/, /pkmn/, and the requests for a /mspa/.

>>264711
You finally get laid?

After helping my dad with his resume, my creativity seems to be sapped. I want to write a column about Dan le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip, but man, I have no idea where to take it.

I'm also applying to write for ComicAttack.com; no pay (as usual), but man, I need more writing work.

>>264703
I was always picked last for baseball.

>Georgia Aquarium
>"Huh, I know this is the biggest aquarium in the world, but I don't really see what's so great abo–"
>SUDDENLY WHALE SHARK OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
>AND ANOTHER ONE
>AND ANOTHER ONE
>AND WOBBEGONGS AND HAMMERHEAD SHARKS AND A GIANT MANTA RAY AND ALBINO ALLIGATORS
>but mostly there are
>THREE
>WHALE
>SHARKS

>>264735
I NEED TO GO THERE
I NEED TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW

>>264735
I want to go to there.

>>264735
How big was the manta? "whee i wanna ride it" big or "oh god don't let it eat my children" big?

I need to call my mom but I've been drinking. Decisions.

>>264753
Drink more, then call.

  Bunny.

That is all.

Well /baw/, tomorrow's the day. Job interview at Meijer, 8:30 AM. This will make or break me. If I get this job, I move in with my sister, which has been my dream since about ten minutes after I left there. If I don't, I go back to Flint, to a house full of people who don't like me and absolutely nothing good. So wish me luck, friends. This one's all or nothing.

Nurse: Okay, this needle that I'm putting in your tourniquet now is the narcotic.
Me: Okay.
Nurse: I'm going to prepare the next need-
Me: wHoA tHiS sTufF wOrKs FaSttttttttzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

That was a nice 5 hour nap.

>>264760
I believe in you! Do your best!

>>264761

"Count backwards from one hundred."
"Nine...ty..."
"Looks like we're all finished! Now please stand up and we'll escort you to the waiting room."

>>264761
inb4 a bear addicted to crack cocaine

>>264761

Okay, why do narcotics work quicker on other people than it does for me? I manage to get to like, 75 before I'm knocked out, and I don't even take aspirin.

>mfw Iker Casillas achieved more by the time he was my age than... well, me.

>>264768
Because Bea is incredibly fucking small and the narco tech didn't adjust for body weight?

>>264760
Break some heads, man.

>>264764
Too late. >>255963

Just got a mohawk. I never realised how much I rested my head before today.

Gal might be staying over for a few days, hope my Dad lets her stay over since I need help building furniture, watching Bucky (motherfucker is under four months old, weighs over 60lbs and has enough husky in him to make his energy boundless sob sob sob) and we need to get cracking on those costumes as the convention is in two weeks.

I SHOULD HAVE MOVED BACK EARLIER AAAAAAA

>>264780
I am debating making a Daft Punk papercraft helmet, blowing the proportions up, then wearing it to Fanexpo when I make it out of cardboard.

Shall we will eachother to finish?

>>264780
Your father is a broseph stalin drinking a brotein shake at a brodeo. He could probably fight broseidon one handed.

Seriously though, he looks like Putin.

I seem to have cmpletely forgot what a short tempered prick my brother is.

>"hey Maya, wake me up if Bucky starts whining a lot at night"
>okay.
>3AM that night.
>Bucky is crying a lot.
>"WHY WOULD YOU WAKE ME UP FAGGOT. WHY WOULD YOU GO OUT THERE TO WHATS WRONG. WHY ARE YOU STILL UP. HE'S UP BECAUSE YOU'RE UP DUMBSHIT. THIS IS YOUR FAULT."

I was up because I need to look up furniture from Ikea, so I can actually LIVE in my room instead of bumming around the basement. I couldn't use the computer earlier because Dad was in the office watching kung fu movies and sitting with kitten, also doing the dishes and TAKING CARE OF THE FUCKING DOG. Also he didn't cry last night when I stayed up this late, and he woke me up with his crying the night before that, clearly I am not the X factor here. AND the ONLY reason he is outside is because my brother fucked up house training him and is too lazy to deal with him ~maybe~ wetting the carpet, leaving no odour or stain.

He is a puppy. He pretty much needs round the clock care and I seem to be the only one not trying to raise him to be an asshole like the rest of this family.

/vent

P.S. This is hard to do on a phone with no capslock function.

P.P.S. Great, looks like Buck figured out howling. I am never goi g to sleep am I?

>>264764
Are you going to keep doing this?

WELCOME TO HELL

>>264756
I just fell asleep. I am the most boring drunk.

>>264785
Makes me think of my brother. Anytime my mom would wake him up so he wouldn't be late for school/his job he would just start screaming at her. Not fun.

ALSO MY PHONE HAS CAPSLOCK BY DOUBLE CLICKING THE SHIFT BUTTON. So did my crappy old tracfone. I thought this was standard?

Reading Homestuck.
Like, 200 pages away from being caught up.
Ugh, fuck you trolls. Most of you are shitty and boring to read and I could care less about you.

Last night I had a dream that I teamed up with Batman and fought Wolverine and Micheal Cera as Scott Pilgrim.

>>264785
He's outside?
Well, if he cries quietly enough to not piss off the neighbours, ignore him.
If he starts howling, go outside with a water bottle, spray him, and say NO and then go right back inside. Otherwise he'll learn that crying/whining = positive attention.

If he has a kennel, why IS he outside? Your brother is a dumb.
And don't get stuck being the dog's nanny. He's not yours, don't end up having your dad and brother just expect you to take the responsibility. Because it sounds like it'll just eventually become your job to look after the dog, and any screwups your dad/bro put into him will get blamed on your influence later. So deal with the dog only a little and tell your dad that it's his and his responsibility.

>Homestuck Homestuck Homestuck
What is this thing already?
>look it up
Meh.

>>264811

Leaving for my interview now. Hopefully I return to you victorious.

>>264820
May your heathen gods shine their favor upon you this day.