Come one come all dear /baw/.Enter my dark little thought box and release all your troubles and fears. No one shall be judged here. It's nice and cool in the box, and I promise you there are no video cameras and I will not sell *all* your secrets online. And don't worry I wont lock you inside the box in order to sell you to slavery in a third world country. That's not how I operate.
Well, that's just terrible. That wallpaper needs to go right away, and that back wall has to be knocked out for some windows, and is there any way you could put a porch on it? I can't fit my furniture.
>>264342JUST GET IN THE BOX
Are there snacks? There better be snacks.
The box is made of black licorice
BAKING
Is there rape in the box?
There was pee on my toilet seat.The last person to use my bathroom was a girl.Wtf.
>>264355It's not rape if you want it or if it's hilarious.
>>264358 girls don't have penises, bro.I'm dreading everything about getting a license. Especially the part where I'll be forced to watch the road dealing with chronic pain. ;.;
>>264358You don't want to know, man.
>>264355There is now.
What's in the BOOOOOOOX!?
>>264366Interesting.
>>264368It's a couch. With Miley. And sheets in case you wanted to sleep. Also a "kill all the bad people" button.And ponies with knitted hats based on video game characters.Not rape.Totally not rape.
>>264370Just a lot of 'surprise sex'
Miley had Tora Dora over, I don't see why you guys are being all crap.
>>264363>spoilerAre you sure about that?
I'd go in the box.But you know exactly what would happen.
>>264370That's pretty close to my room. I have a futon behind a cardboard box wall and plushies everywhere and a poster of Miley Cyrus.and rape
>>264368
>>264424Holy fuck, what IS that?!
>>264424OH FUCK MY NIGHTMARES
>>264424SPICE MUST FLOW
I just had a half awake crazy person moment. I was lying in bed unable to sit still until I grabbed my peanut butter and jelly from upstairs and brought them to my room.
>>264437>implying you're awake>implying you're not inside the box
>>264438>implying the box is not a hypercube
>>264439>implying the tesseract is not Miley's personal timecube
>we have two active Speak your mind threads
>>264443Yeah... that other thread just a 2D projection of this this thread.
>>264443>implying this is a SYM thread
>>264446>implying it's not
>>264447>implying this isn't another >implications thread instead
And now for a distraction.
>>264450>my face when it's not
What if I developed a perpetual pizza roll dispenser?
>>264452 ...Get in the box, Astro.
>>264473But where would you get the supplies to make the pizzarolls?
>>264478hey, i didn't even post that. also, get on skype.
>American version of The IT Crowd
>>264488I have no clue what you are talking about
>>264489
>>264490>laugh track over things that aren't jokes>close windowI'm guessing this is a British show remake, right?Yeah I'm going to go back to listening to Kid Cudi songs on an infinite repeat.
>>264492Yes, precisely. Also good call with Cudi
>>264490Glad Joel went on to Community.
bawx
>>264488WHATThat just makes no sense. And it's not even like there's a cultural barrier or anything, I even forget The IT Crowd is British most of the time.
Not the "box" again! Oh noooo..., not this time! Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me! Get that shit outta my way right now!>>264424Seriously, what is that? It seems to me like the mouth of some marine animal.
>>264424BUMPSeriously, I want to know what that is.
>>264818It's a turtle.
>>264819Well... I would never have guessed. Thanks, I learned something new today.
>>264819did someone say Mystery Giant Marine Turtlehttp://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/turtle-beaching/
>>264889That looks more like an upside down whale. A simple tissue sample would verify that.
>>264893Your face is an upside-down whale.
>>264893>>264889>>264894Looks more like a giant Potato Pancake to me.
>>264488Why does the US have to do remakes of anything good that's not American? The Office comes to mind first. Dinner For Schmucks and Jungle 2 Jungle were french.
>>264980I give the Office remake a pass though, that turned out well.
>>264980"The Departed" was a decent take on "Infernal Affairs" There are good remakes, but I see your point. Producers love the idea of having low risk investments, and remakes of series/movies sounds good. Sometimes though, either they or the other people responsible for making the show just don't get why it was successful in the first place and totally miss their target audiences.
>>264980Jungle 2 Jungle was a remake? The Tim Allen movie?!
>>265003Yes it was based on this.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Un_indien_dans_la_villeAnd something I just noticed. The 2 guys on the poster are the 2 main actors from Le dinner de cons, the movie which Dinner for schmucks is based on.>>264986Yeah, even though it really only started to get funny after the second season.
>>264885That's the inside of a leatherback turtle?! Seriously? That would have been my last guess. Why are they like that? Fuckin' nightmare. I'll never look at them the same again.
bumping for charlie
Does the box have half-naked pictures of Jonix?
>>265720Can you go anywhere without finding half-naked pictures of Jonix?
>>265722Every time I see a Progressive commercial I imagine a half naked Jonix. that man belongs in the Louvre.
>>265720>>265722>>265725Jonix, I just want to apologize right now, but because of my LP, I can't help but picture you as a Blastoise. That made these posts quite bizarre in my head.
>>265758 ...Jonix isn't a Blastoise!? WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS.
>>265765there's a joke in here that involves "half", "naked", and "blackstoise", but the wording escapes me.
>>265778How about "I'll show you half of me naked and you'll be calling me Blackstoise"?
Jonix is definitely shaped like a Blastoise, at least. I take solace in that.
>>265821BUT WHICH ONE!?
>>265824Yellow had the most badass sprite.
>>265827Yellow was the best.