This is a thread about CONFIDENCE motherfuckers. You've got it /baw/, at least a little. So we're going to quit BITCHING like a bunch of fucking THREE YEAR OLDS who accidentally SHIT THEIR PANTS cause they weren't paying attention when their parents were trying to potty train them, ok?Stories, Victory speeches, and just a general celebration of DAT CONFIDENCE is encouraged here.Pic related. Just look at my shit eating grin. GODDAMMIT, you can tell I'm about to have a great fucking time because I'm more confident than the prince of fucking EGYPT as his slaves built his fucking TOMB, while praising him as a GOD--THAT'S SUCH A FUCKING CONTRADICTION I CAN'T STAND IT, BUT THE MOTHERFUCKERS PULLED IT OFF VIA STAGGERING CONFIDENCE.
Aliens built the pyramids, man, everyone knows that.
so are you the asian, closet homo, spack hands, or beta joe?
>>264797SENOR THIS IS A THREAD OF CONFIDENCE. YOUR PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE PUSSY FART COMMENTS ARE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.AT LEAST MILEY MADE A BULLSHIT ASSERTION ABOUT ALIENS AND PYRAMIDS--BUT HE DID IT WITH SUCH CONFIDENCE THAT I HAVE TO GOOGLE IT JUST TO MAKE SURE.
>>264798Says the guy using a comic book related imageboard as a way to validate his "confidence"
Confidence is a matter of perspective and based on your awareness of things around you and how certain you are that events will play out as you see them. I have a bad habit of being unable to tell the difference between reality and fantasy at points. So, I have no confidence as I am unable to ascertain whether certain factors are in play.
>>264799Oh Senor, you're so snide. It's like watching a pimp look down at you for buying his wares.
>>264801More like the whore looking down on you for purchasing her body. S'like, shit bitch.You're the whore.
Confidence is for losers who need motivation to not be a failure.
This just in.I'm awesome and fucking sexy!
>>264803THIS IS WHAT NECKBEARDS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.
>implying popping your collar means you're confident
>>264832>implying it's not a natural law that popping collars is like three grams of meth straight to your confidence gland
>>264836>>Implying meth is a good thing.
>>264836>implying a confidence gland is a thing
You guys are astonishingly bad at this.
Victory speech? So there's this nine foot wall. No hand holds, no ropes, nothing, just me and this wall. I run at it and jump at it again and again, trying to get over the top. I crash into it like a drunk three-year-old into a sliding glass door. I can fucking do this, I tell myself. Stop being a fucking pussy and DO IT. Shortness is no obstacle, you fuck!So I run, and I jump, and I give it my fucking all and- yes! My hand catches, I've got my weight braced against the wall with my foot, and UP! Fucking yeah, wall. Fucking. Yeah.Suddenly explosions.
I have plenty of confidence.
DESPITE THE FACT THAT I AM POOR AND FROM A POOR TOWN, I WILL OWN A SUCCESSFUL DINER IN NEW FUCKING YORK.SHIT WILL BE ON THE FOOD NETWORK ONE DAY, JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE.
Metrocon 2008, human chess match. Hughes dies, duh, and they've dragging him off stage. Everyone is pretty quiet so I, at the back of the audience, stand up and scream as loud as I can:"DON'T PUT DADDY IN THE GROUND"The "HAHAHA awwwwww" that ensued was fucking amazing.
whats confidencedoes it hurtI am pretty good at cooking!
>>264927GOOD AT COOKING? HIGH FIVE BITCH.
I need, like, three different business cards for all my shit.Motherfucker.
I don't think I'm better than other people - I know. Y'all can take a big old step to the left, please.
I am goddamn amazing at everything I do, and I don't need a thread on a comics-related imageboard to boost my confidence or whatever you suckers are trying to accomplish here. I can kill a fly with my bare hands. I can prepare a five-course meal in seventy-five minutes, and end up with a clean kitchen. I can kayak through a storm, climb a mountain, drive like a action hero, and touch a cut jalapeno without getting burned. I'd regale you with more tales of all my great feats and wild exploits, but I know you guys are trying to feel better about yourselves here, and I can also feel and exhibit the greatest sympathy for those less fortunate than myself. I'm just a good person like that.Peace, bitches.
I can make, like, the best sandwiches. Seriously.Bring me to your house. Lay out your lunchmeats and condiments. I will bring you to SANDWICHVANA.
I pretend I have confidence for the sake of allowing people to believe I have a healthy self-esteem, but in reality my modesty and guilt complex can't allow me to even say, "Thanks, I appreciate you saying I'm good," without wanting to slice my tongue for being such an egotist. That said, I can say that I'm proud of some of my accomplishments, even if admitting to being proud physically pains me.inb4 NINJA PREASE, STOP BEINGU SO JAPANESE, OTHAA
I completely aced my job interview today and finally got a job after almost 2 years of searching. I was nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs, but goddammit I emerged victorious. I start after my background check comes back in a couple of weeks. Now I have something to talk about other than job interviews!
I'm...uh...really good at bitching about my life!...yeah, I got nothin'.
>>264963I don't know why you don't get how cool you are (when you're not complaining about your lack of agency). You're the only furry for whom I more than tolerate or pretend isn't a furry.
>>264967Me? Cool? Pfft....really?Nah...can't be me.
>>264969haha you keep talking like that and i'm going to retract my statement.
>>264970I'm good at alienating people too, it seems!
>>264928BITCH! I LOVE YOU!>>264832I don't pop my collars. My shirts just get erections from touching my body.
>>264977doing it right.jpg
Today I got an e-mail back from ComicAttack.net, saying that they'd like to have me write for them. I had sent them an e-mail yesterday pitching myself as a columnist, and they evidently liked what they read.I have gotten four things published this week. I am happy.
>>264935Don't mind me, just posting a superior dwi.
>>265008This is just great.
>>264935>GlassesWell, Ok, another deal with it .gif, not so mu->DAT TREEOH GOD OH GOD NO PLEASE JESUS NOT THIS>DEM BUSHESOH YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS NONONONONONONONO>DAT...Dog?The hell?
So this one time I got up in the morning and realised, "shit, I'm supposed to GM this adventure tomorrow and I don't have a screen!". Being to greedy cheap poor to buy one, I was gonna build one, and went to get some paper and tape and stuff. Then I realised that fuck, I didn't need any of that shit, not when I had all this lego lying around. So I built a GM screen out of lego, in the shape of a dark, brooding fortress, with skeleton archers patrolling the fortifications. If you can do that, you're awesome. Ergo, I'm awesome.
>>265104I've never once used a GM screen, but by god that is the coolest thing I've ever seen.
At eight years old I made one of these, and it was goddamn glorious.
>>265694That looks tasty. Why is /baw/ making me hungry lately?
I get all the spider-bitches.