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oh my god u guys moot lives in new york and that is where 9/11 happened and 4chan celebrates its birthday on october first which is 10/1 and 10-1 = 9 and 10+1 = 11 moot did 9/11 and snacks tried to stop him so moot killed snacks and now moot plans to create canvas network to train an elite squadron of terrorist mods to help take over the internet and we have to stop them
Speak your mind threads! Hit Autosage on one and two more appear! In other news I just handed in a job application for a job for my college print department. Less customers, better hours, more wages. Yes please.
>>271452 At least there aren't any pricks that shit in the urinals. Right?
>>271452 Are you sure it was a dude, it could have been a large dog or a moderately sized chimp (Both animals are quite common on the mean streets of Toronto)
>>271425 Tora Dora, there's a difference between not perfect and REALLY FUCKING AWFUL.
/baw/, I want to talk to you about Jesus.
Jesus was a cool bro. I wish everybody would stop bein' dicks about him.
>>271439
>>271401 Actually, history points there to being more than one inspiration for the man Jesus as is presented in the Christian Bible. A more popular example is Apolonius of Tyana.
LET'S MAKE A FUCKING BAND tryouts WHAT DO YOU PLAY? HOW METAL ARE YOU? HOW METAL? I will do things like write songs and sing better than bea
>>271405 Viking Rockabilly? I'd listen.
>>271362 Newsflash, you are both fucking nerds. So, stop slap fighting. I play the gitbox. I'm not very good.
>>271442 No, I'm angry and my feelings are hurt. Aboobooboo.
Thing that just bug you, for reasons or not. -chewing with your mouth open -people who say acronyms in real life, especially if that acronym is longer than the phrase it's meant to contain -serious -the semi-darkness that sneaks up on you in the evenings, so that it's suddenly dark while I'm trying to read -going upstairs to check on the baby while it's crying and getting dirty looks from my sister for doing so -people who reuse jokes from sitcoms by repeating them verbatim -people hating people for simple matters of taste -recieving no IMs until I'm looking at porn, then being flooded with them just when I get into it -intentional irony like it's something to be proud of -hating on male singers for sounding like girls -hating on female singers for sounding like guys
>>271422 I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR
>>271424 This thread is now Plus4Chan's Gay Bar.
>>271426 >complaintscomplaintscomplaints >"Stop being such a bitch" >"I just wanna dance you guys" >"I love this song!" >eight dudes fucking nine dudes I'm okay with this.
What was the last thing you bought? Was it fast food? I got this belt at a Nautica store. It's pretty slick with khakis, which was what I was wearing at the time. A clothes thread is perfectly fine too.
I paid an electricity bill and bought another farmers union STRONG iced coffee, a couple of mars bars and some carrot cake.
Lots of old British war comics. They're neat, cause they're like those old b&w war movies you used to get on a Sunday afternoon, only in comic book form.
C.S. Lewis' Ransom trilogy and some Alan Dean Foster books.
ITT: You only say things that you like about yourself. About each other is also good. None of that self deprecating bs though. . . . one of you go first.
>>271351 The instructions for this thread. You have failed them.
>>271366 I apologize. Let me make it up: You've been nice to me while I've been here. :3
I'm good at work.
TODAY, I got drunk as fuck and hung out with a bro and I am typing this with my eyes clothesd, and I met a bunch of hipsters, the real deal hipsters, but I will never be a hipster because my hairline is receeding, andman I felt SO live.
>oh god yes this shave
>>271308 YOU LIE!
haw I heard wut u said. Bros.
Well were you?
Yep, nobody really wanted to fight me because they would probably feel bad, but I was still bullied every day until I graduated high school...
kinda, but i had a reputation for fighting back if pushed so it was mostly teasing/rumors. i actually enjoyed the rumors, people would spread the craziest stories about me being from a different planet. then i moved to a private school and it wasn't quite so funny. the teachers got in on it and life was basically hell for two years. but i like to think i got back at them by graduating and having a fabulous time at a prestigious college while they all rotted away at community college.
I was kinda bullied in kindergarten and grade school. I was easily riled those days, so a lot of guys had fun teasing, then running away from me. Even though I would always catch one of them and pummel them until the end of the break, so they couldn't run to a teacher. Apparently it was worth the risk.
Alright, let's get this shit started. >Cleveland
>>270958 i am sorry for your lots
>>270958 Honestly I'm just glad Football is back. Can't wait to see Oregon State's shit get pushed in by TCU.
>USC Defense USC confirmed for 5-8 season. Seriously? 36 points against shitty Hawai'i? Hell it should have been 47 considering the wide open TD that the receiver dropped in the endzone and the TD that the refs took away on a bullshit call. also >Pitt
I think this is a accurate representation of trolling on /baw/.
Sure is good webcomics in here
>>271273 Yeah, that's the one.
Half the population of /baw/. And the other half of the population of /baw/.
Waaaaah :c
>>270038 I've been waiting for this one.
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?
Sometimes they help a man grow, and other times they make him realize just how much of a shallow prick people, even those who are supposed to love him no matter what, think he is.
Looks like +4 Towers finally has some house rules.
>>271232 tooth isn't a robot. she's a companion.
>>271281 But one day when helping fend off yet another alien invasion, tooth was mortally injured. Our only solution was to place her mind in a robot body, creating the mighty toothborg.
>Cookies This is a good list.
Continued discussion from the thread on /co/. Place-holder thread for a discussion of a /co/ fantasy football league. Trying to measure how many people we have. Post here if you want in so we can get a good measurement of how many people we have. Also; preferred times/dates for a draft.
>>270919 What happened to all those people that were ready to join in the original thread? =|
>>270920 Dunno. Guess they just haven't seen the threads.
Maybe you should give it a shot, people must not like me.