Maybe vegetarian isn't the right way to go. I just feel like I need to revitalize my diet and [Caurso]cut out the fat[/Caruso]. Also: By the ancient laws of combat, I accept the challenge of the Captain Raptor's friend.
>>276918u kno it
>>276920Why didn't I take pictures.Why.The moment is lost forever. (Unless we invite that kid over again.)
Thanks car I totally wanted to change into neutral while going 60 on the highway, thanks!
>>276924ugh, my car does the same thing. automatic transmissions...I've decided that if I do get the job I'm interviewing for, the first thing I buy with my paycheck will be this dress from Target. I... don't need a car. I have to pay bills now and an old piece of shit PERFECTLY FINE CAR to fix, and I'm totally not gawking at autotrader and craigslist and ebay motors right now.
>>276928How can you post that picture without a link.You monster.
I just bought this Luke doll for Spider and a Mechazawa plush for my longest-lasting friend.I feel accomplished today.
>>276929I think Merona is a Target affiliated brand.
>>276931Yeah but I had to spend like two whole minutes on their site to find it. :(
>>276932teeheelife is hard, KH. life is hard. i'd say "let's chat on skype" but i can't handle more than a tweet's worth of talking at a time between adjusting experiments.
>>276933Too bad I got kicked from the cool kids' chat, anyway. ;_;Have fun sciencing!
>plus4chan coolness tiers
why did that have to happenwhy didgoddammit me
>>276938what do?
I went into work for a few extra hours to do some extra stuff and work on my own stuff on the Cintiq (it's so beautiful) and took Jade with me. She was soooo bored, I felt bad. >>276912Okay, I got confused because you never specified in your rant, all I read was 'scifi uses this too much. It do not follow fact. It be fiction and should be treated as fiction'. You didn't seperate 'genre' 'writer' and 'reader', so I read the whole thing as a critique on the genre, hence the confusion over the last two contradiction statements. So you're not upset at the genre using a morality trope, you're upset at the writers using faulty reality to push a morality trope and moreso upset at the readers for taking the faults as fact and using it to support a moral reality. IE: It's only annoying that Jurassic Park was totally wrong, but it's okay because it's SCIENCE!! (ie bullshit rule of cool). But it's REALLY annoying that people latch on to what was wrong about it, treat it as right, and use it to support their opinion on science. amirite?
>>276941a bad but dumb thing i need stop being a baby abouti accidentally ran into someone i once had feelings forturns out i still have them!!!!fuckplus i look like I've been hit by a truck todayBut I'm not gonna let it get me down because it's my bff's birthday today and i am gonna HAVE FUN DAMMIT
>>276944whoops i need to buy a card
>>276944man up, bear.enjoy that party.>>276942dogs at work need more dog-at-work playmates :\
>>276946My dog actually doesn't get along well with other dogs. She's pretty antisocial. I mostly made the mistake of not walking her before I took her back to work, so she was mostly just pretty restless. I came home, played with her, and now she's cuddled up all happy again.
>>276947:3 puppy
...so hey am I insane for thinking a friend of mine is trying to, like, subvert any progress I might make artwise?Me: "I think I want to draw less anime-ish."Her: "What why you're sooo good"Me: "Maybe, but it's also pretty over done. I mean, I'd like to find some middle ground, I guess."Her: "Why fix what isn't broken?"because I want to do something different and not completely fucking retarded you dumb goddamn whore. fuck, i'm just angry because i haven't eaten all goddamn day.
>>276958I think she was just being blindly positive. Trying to make you feel confident in your art in a way that's kind of awkward.Also, one last purchase for today. Something special just for Bones.
>2 exams in the subjects I'm struggling with on Monday>back to back>also a term paper due at the end of the week>also have to visit a museum for said paper
Wow that was the most awkwardest time I've been hit on in like....ever.
>get invited to something called "Ukefest">an event put on by the "irrepressible ukeboys"it's a ukulele concert
>Procrastinate on taking online class's first exam>As usual>3 1/2 hours before test deadline>Test is password locked>No response from professor or teaching assistantGOD.
>>276963Dish girlfriend, I wanna hear about this.
>Indian girl is hitting on me>Over the course of the night realize that I'm attracted to her>Soon after, realize the only reason I'm attracted to her is because she smells like Indian food>My reaction when
>>276971i guess you could say she was almost successful at currying your favor.so you goin' for it or are you saving your appetite for the main course?
>>276972Sounds like this was Pabst's just deserts.
You expected a proper answer. You won't get one. Why do I do this? Why do I put up with the constant shit, day in and day out? It's like taking a giant crap. I'm not talking about squeezing out a log like most people do every day. I'm not even talking about the explosive diarrhea you get after a huge plate of chili fries. No, this is a crap you can feel building all day, maybe multiple days. Your stomach grumbles, you feel your intestines expanding and stretching as what you know will be a horrible pain makes its way through your body. You're plagued by gas and lack of breath. You try many times to force it to move, but this punishment of the demon lord has its own will. But eventually it does move. And even then, it's not a 10-minute sit-and-shit. My friend, the bowel movement you have at this point is its own Shakespearean play, with scenes, high drama and anguish, and even intermissions, perhaps also a false ending to lure you into a sense of comfort. You battle with it. Friends and coworkers knock on the door to ask if you're alright. An almighty stench fills the bathroom as you worry about running out of toilet paper.But in the end its over. You've won. Your bowels evacuated, the pressure and pain gone from your innards. You feel a deep sense of relief and happiness that lasts briefly, but you remember for days. You feel as though you could kick Superman in the nuts and fuck Lois Lane, with Superman's only response being "Make sure to wear a rubber, son." You feel shitless.That's why I deal with the constant bullshit. It is my eternal hope that when I've finally passed all the crap and feces flung at me by others, trying to slicken my path to make me fall, that I will get the hell out of here and live for the rest of my life with my Shitless Feeling.Your Shitless Feeling will come. Just believe.
>>276969Basically I was hanging out with my ex which is slowly revealing itself to be a bad move. She was leaving and turned to me and said (completely monotoned while avoiding looking me in the eye mind you) "maybe next time Ill bring over some more alcohol and things can get interesting. Take that whatever way you want":|
>>276984She sounds desperate and confused. She needs to not spend time with you and figure out what's good for her.This is coming from experience. I pulled shit like that with my ex once, looking back it's just embarrassing that I tried it.
>>276985Prooobably. But we broke up 5 years ago why is this surfacing now? Seriously. Bitches be crazy.
>lust after every guy on campus EXCEPT the ones who are interested>still have a mild crush on someone who turned me down LAST FUCKING SEMESTER>at the same time, have unwanted sexy feelings for a different guy>guy in question briefly dated my roommate>roommate secretly hates him for being a dickface about how it ended>he jokingly flirts with me whenever we hang out>haven't hooked up with anyone since May>SO STARVED FOR MALE CONTACT OH GOD>would take him up on his "offers" if A)I knew they weren't fake and B)I didn't think my roommate would kill me in my sleep
>>276995Guys, unlike girls, do not joke about wanting to have sex unless they are actually down for it happening.
I... I think my brother goes on /cog/OH GOD I THINK MY BROTHER GOES ON PLUS4 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAlso Red, I agree. And I miss Jade, bring her down .here next weekend ghatdam.
>>276996I beg to diffah. I think it kinda depends how close you are - the more intimate of bros you are, the more likely sex jokes come up. unless I have been misinterpreting signals for all these years oh god
>>276996Bullshit. I used to know this other guy who flirted with me a lot in a way that clearly said "We should bone." When I called him on it, he freaked out and got kind of disgusted. Now I'm always skeptical of a man's intentions until his mouth is on my mouth.People lie. People of all genders lie.
>>277008>>277006This is how my relationship with my ex-fiance started. We were bro/pals in highschool. Til I said, why haven't we fucked yet? Then we had copious amounts of sex which led into an actual relationship for 3 years, almost got married but broke up.Where was I going with that?
Oh yes. Now I remember why I stopped drinking Mountain Dew.MAKE THE BUZZING STOP, I CAN'T THINK.
>>277008Thanks for feeding my self-doubt, Anonymous.
IIIIIIIIIII think I'm gonna quit the internet for awhile.I can't handle the stress of debtors and the like, and now I've realized I've been on the internet everytime I get a free chance to get away rather than REALLY solve the problem.
>>277022Er, excepting like, AIM or emails and stuff, since I'm still doing commissions and need to get extra money somehow.
>>277022>>277023Speaking of Internet sabbaticals.http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1737650/
>This videohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s0_QKL3O8s
I'm so Internet elitist I shit viral videos. Watching other people outside of us "experts" showing each other 4chan screencaps and image macros is making me angry. These people are trying to introduce me to animal and "300" macros. If I had a degree in faggotry I'd be using it right now to excuse myself from the room. Oh wait. I do.
>>277037I might mention they don't even go to 4chan. They write fanfiction on livejournal and think ebaumsworld produces its own content.
I can't get over this man.DAT NOSE...
>There's some celebrity twitter auction >Alyson Hannigan is up for auction, and I follow her on Twitter>"The winner will get a phone call from me and the Chosen Collection signed by Joss, me, and Alexis"Guys, I need, like, 1500 dollars. Right now.
>>276997>bring Jadeyouknowican'tdothatdave