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276257 No.276257
Go Outside.

Signed,
Pablo


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No.276259
im outside right now

No.276262
But it's all...bright and terrible, and I hear there are bears! Like, everywhere! The place is crawling with bears and Russians!

No.276265
>>276262

What have Bea and I ever done to you.

No.276267
>>276265
He's scared of women

No.276268
It's raining outside you asshole!

Plus I have all these cases to read. So much reading. It never ends.

No.276269
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But it's the middle of the night and I'm in my pyjamas. I don't even have any shoes on. It's cold and dark and raining. I don't like this game anymore, Pablo. Can I come inside yet?

No.276270
I go outside often enough to get gnawed on hang out with Bucky.

But if you insist, I could take up smoking again.

No.276271
I just got back inside!

and its too fucking hot out there.

No.276274
But I just got back in...

No.276277
Tomorrow

No.276278
>>276268
>the second part of this
qft

also i ate munchlunch outside. there were trees and people.

No.276285
i am outside

there's kind of a lot more bugs here than there were like half an hour ago though maybe i should go inside or move or something

probably the former

to spite you

No.276287
no

i was out there all day

f u

No.276289
>>276287
What's it like in Reno at this time of year?

No.276292
Dear Pabro,

Today was a lovely day of work. Much lumber was had and my chest is still glistening from all the delicious sweat I've made. I'm going to go shower now, and herbal essence the hell out of my chest hair. It's gonna be hot. You're invited. So is Ferrous and Bea.


Signed,
Nindickbutt

No.276297
>>276289

VERY COLD

THEN VERY HOT

>>276292

oh joy

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276298
>>276292
>>276297

No.276299
I watched two episodes of Mad Men, the premiere of Boardwalk Empire, and Gangs of New York. Then I went out to exercised and will probably walk the dog soon.

I'm set.

No.276300
Fan-fucking-tastic weather today.

No.276303
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276303
Once my mom kicked me out of the house to "go play", except I didn't like the neighborhood kids, and I was so pissed at being forced to do anything that I just sat on the porch for twenty minutes moaning until they let me back in.

You're not the boss of me, Pablo.

No.276304
It's night time. I live in a suburban/rural area and I don't have a car.

No.276305
>>276297
Yeah man. Shits ridiculous. I GUESS WE SHOULD EXPECT THIS FOR LIVING IN A VALLEY THOUGH.

>>276297
>>276298
Which one of you wants to massage the shampoo all in my chest hair?

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276306
>>276303
Go Outside, Branches. Nature is in your goddamn namefaggotry.

>>276305
picture still related

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>>276257
I went, and I brought this back.

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276310
>>276306
I already went outside today, walked all over on business and took a pleasant evening stroll (out of reach of that terrible sun). I just wanted everyone to know I don't take orders from nobody nohow.

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276312
>>276292
>>276297
>>276298
>>276305
Is it...outside?

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276321
>>276312
P4C: It's like a shower you can play with outside.

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>>276312
We can do this, we can do this under a waterfall.

Or we can just stand in someone's yard while their sprinklers are on.
>>276306
Picture related.

No.276328
Hey Pablo, I found an abandoned motel. It's all overgrown and there's definitely shit living inside, like raccoons and owls and crackheads and shit.

If I post pictures will you be my friend yes/no/you are cute

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276329
>>276328

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276330

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276331
TODAY WAS TOTALLY TUBULAR

No.276332
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276332
That last image was from the SF Academy of Sciences.

This is from the boat to Catalina. Goddamn.

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image taken from the top of my lab building. I think that's a para glider out there. they're always around.

No.276334
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276334
the end.

No.276401
If I go outside, I might miss something on the INTERNET!!!
I just can't let that happen

No.276409
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LOOK AT TINY BABY ICE FISHERMAN. YOU ARE SO SMALL. IT'S FUNNY TO ME.

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276411
THE ICE SHACKS.. THEY ARE SO TINY.

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276412
Best reason to be a basement dweller: Fucken tornadoes, how do THEY work?

No.276420
I'm going to do a photo tour of my town. Back in a few hours.

No.276430
I'll go outside Pablo, when it stops raining.
And I hope it doens't rain this afternoon.

No.276440
I've got to get a Return Receipt for this thing I'm mailing and drop my rain jacket off to get the zipper fixed. You win this round.

No.276450
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276450
Here it the tale of my trip around my town, inspired by Pablo.

First up - my supplies.
A Gameboy Classic, a book, a CD player, a notepad, pens and a packed lunch.

No.276453
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276453
THE ADVENTURE BEGINS!
And on the CD player was my Nat King Cole album.

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276456
My street on a typical sunny British day.

I got some odd looks taking this one.

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276457
The tree I used to climb as a kid.

Oh happy days....

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A road with a completely real and happening at that time festival on it.

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"The Road to Nowhere" as it is known locally.

An old dual carriageway that was meant to go around the town from one side to the other - they ran out of money after about 500 foot.
Used to be used for the BBC medical drama "Casualty" when they needed to crash some shit.

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Some very odd graffiti I found on a railway bridge.

No.276465
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276465
Hey, tubbies need some lovin' too.

No.276467
I went outside today. And the day before that.

My feet hurt.

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276468
Grafitti is fun.

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The scary abandoned house in the centre of town.
Completely boarded up to prevent people getting in - been that way for years.

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276470
The Top Hat Adventures begin!

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276471
The world looks better with top hats.

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276472
This man looks better with a top hat.

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276473
As does this petrol station.

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276474
And this banana.

At that point I sat down, ate my lunch, read my book, and then went home because seriously, fuck the outdoors.

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276785
Holy fuck you guys, look at that fucking moon!

No.276786
>>276785
Are there forest fires going on? I'm not used to seeing the moon look that orange unless something is burning.

No.276787
>>276786

It's a harvest moon tonight!

No.276788
I've been going outside every day in the late afternoon and running uphill.

I still cant really tell how far I can go before having to stop, but I think it's about a mile.

Anyway, my heart doesn't pound hard anymore even if I keep going, so I'm gonna go further and further.

I know it needs to be an insane distance like a 10 mile run to really have any effect that I want in terms of weight loss...although with my luck, I'll just lose muscle tissue and keep the fat.

No.276793
>>276788
You really don't need a ten-mile run, just make sure you're moving for at least thirty minutes or so. Heck, I lost two inches off my waist just eating better and running a mile and a half a day when I first started running. Once you master a certain distance, just advance a level. I'm up to 5K now, and I've lost plenty of fat.

The key is to just push yourself. Keep your heart rate up, keep moving, and don't worry about how far you're going. You're off to a good start.

No.276794
>>276793
But do you keep a jogger's pace/relatively slow for long runs? Cause I can't seem to sprint even if I want to, I'm basically a slow jogger, but I notice I run a lot more than anyone else at the park, and since I try to do a lot of uphill I think I still workout pretty good.

I think I will be able to do 5k in one go in about a month, because my body is starting to yearn for the "exertion" of running, and I feel better overall.

No.276797
>>276794
Yeah, your pace is fine. Slow, long jogs build endurance, and if you want to work on your speed just do short, fast runs separately. Don't go for sprinting straight-out, just set yourself a challenge like, 'lets see how fast I can run fifty yards' or something. It's all cardio exercise, and it'll all burn fat and build muscle for you.

Experiment, switch it up a little, and just relax about it. Getting to be a good runner takes a lot of time and it's a slow process. Just get outside and keep yourself moving at whatever pace for whatever distance till you can't go no more, keep doing that and it'll soon start to flow.

It's great that you're challenging yourself with the uphill jogs, but make sure and take 'breaks' or whatever with a bit of flat-ground and downhill jogging. You'll be able to go a lot longer, and switching up the pace and stress levels keeps your metabolism up.

No.276800
>>276797
Ok, good. Thanks for the tips. This is a xbox huge park so there's a lot of routes to take that are really uphill, or gradual, etc..I'll experiment.

The only thing I'm definitely avoiding is running downhill though, it's pointless and bad for the joints I think.

I don't even mind if I don't see physical results for a while because I can measure my progress through how my endurance improves..My friends say biking is better because you develop leg muscles but there's something about running I like more..it's reduced so much stress too. Anyway, thanks again, I feel more confident now about my pace issue.

No.276980
This whole "use your laptop outside" thing is sheer genius.



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