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Lo! Who is that, stalking on the desert! It is Batman, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a low howl, his voice cometh:"I'm going to torment you until you scream like a banshee, and plunge you into financial ruin!"
Skulking out of the mini-mall parking lot, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Dr. Professor! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:"By Odin's mighty spear, I bring darkness and mayhem like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"
Apparently, I just scream very very loudly.
Who is that, striding along the tundra! It is Anonymous, hands clutching a mighty sword! He cries apocalyptically:"I'm seriously going to flog you in such an inhumane manner, your screams will reanimate the dead!"
Zang! Who is that, prowling on the cliffs! It is Cannabist Astronaut, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He grunts vengefully:"As sure as predators devour prey, I plunder with reckless abandon!!!"
"I'm going to fuck you so heinously, your screams will reanimate the dead!!!"
Yea, verily: Who is that, striding along the freeway! It is Tremaine, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a mighty bellow, his voice cometh:"I'm going to contort you until I am off parole, and add a notch to my bedpost!!!"
Real name: "For the love of carnage and discord, I shall traumatize the entire planet!"This name: "I'm going to bruise you into your own personal hell!!!"I think I'mma go with the former.
>>276645bruising someone to hell is totally awesome.
>Lo! Who is that, prowling across the cliffs! It is Nerves End, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a low howl, his voice cometh:>"As sure as predators devour prey, I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!!"
>Lo! Who is that, skulking across the desert! It is Snes, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He howls ominously:>By Odin's mighty spear, I tear into the enemy like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!Pitas what?
>>276674Hey man, stale Pitas are some of the most deadly weapons they are.
>Rampaging amidst the mountains, brandishing a burning branch, cometh Mayekoi! And she gives a low scream:>"In the name of malice, I shall avenge my ancestors!!"I'll take it.....wait, which ancestors.Mountains say Georgian, so I guess those Turks are gonna pay?
>Running along the cliffs, brandishing buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Red! And she gives a mighty roar:>"For the love of beatings, I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!!"And so I did my family proud.
"I'm going to clobber you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!"Oh my.
"I'm going to hump you beyond your expiration date!!"I hope I'm fighting women.
Sprinting across the cliffs, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a bladed baseball bat, cometh Max! And he gives a vengeful grunt:"I'm going to fuck you with such zeal, you will polymorph into a leather daddy!!"
Prowling along the fields, wielding a bladed baseball bat, cometh Othar Tryggvassen! And he gives a vengeful scream:"I'm going to bruise you so painfully, the devil himself will plead for mercy!"
Sprinting out of the candy store, swinging a burning branch, cometh TeethandHunger! And he gives a low roar:"I'm seriously going to brutalize you all the way to Uranus!!"
>Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking out of the icy wasteland! It is Captain Raptor, hands clutching a meaty axe! She roars thunderously:>"I'm going to hump you like it's my job!!!"...What in the batty hell is a "meaty" axe?
>Prowling over the mini-mall parking lot, brandishing a reflective halberd, cometh Coelasquid! And she gives a cruel bellow:>"This one's for you, mom! I desecrate like the world's mightiest bad-ass!"I think I stabbed my arm on a halberd once, I turned a corner too fast while I was running around the house and smacked into it.>>276709Maybe like an axe variant of the Soul Edge.
>Lo! Who is that, running out of the terrain! It is Bea, hands clutching a mighty sword! She howls homicidally:>"I'm going to brutalize you until Western Civilization implodes!!"i got the worst one ;_;
>Sprinting over the steppes, clutching a meaty axe, cometh Chev! And he gives a mighty scream:>"I'm going to clobber you until your rump glows!"I'm not sure I want to fight anyone anymore.
>Lo! Who is that, striding through the steppes! It is Dr. Slek, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a spectacular howl, his voice cometh:>"I'm going to flog you until you purr like a bitch-kitten!"Yeah, that sounds like something I'd say.
Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling amidst the mini-mall parking lot! It is Hulkbuster, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with an ominous bellow, his voice cometh:"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I hereby snap and go berzerk!"
>>276730>clutching a meaty axe>"I'm going to clobber you until your rump glows!" ooooh mister chev ooooohhh
Ever since I read the Doom comic it has been, and forever shall be RIP AND TEAR.
I have no need for one...because whenever I'm in battle, I make others cry.
>Stalking over the terrain, carrying two hardened pitas, cometh NEStitch! And he gives a spectacular howl: "I'm going to spank you with such wanton cruelty, your screams will reanimate the dead!"heeheeheeheeheeheeeeeeee
"I'm seriously going to smash you into a fine spicy powder!!!"OOOH YEAH
In the name of Thor the Mighty, you are made of meat and I am very hungry!and real nameBrace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I lay waste to all I see like the world's mightiest bad-ass!
>I'm goint to beat you like it's my job!wat
"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!"oh my
>"I'm going to bludgeon you into the danger zone, then bake cookies!!"
>"I'm going to clobber you until you're pissing shit, and add a notch to my bedpost!!!"
"In the name of malice, I pillage like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!"meh.
"By Odin's mighty spear, no flesh shall be spared!"
Stalking along the icy wasteland, clutching an oversized scalpel, cometh Astro! And she gives a spectacular scream:"I'm going to pulverize you with such reckless abandon, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!"...How marvelous.
Skulking over the desert, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh Nocky! And he gives a vengeful cry:"I'm going to hump you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!!"YES.Or, using my real name:Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling through the wasteland! It is [Name], hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a gutteral scream, his voice cometh:"I'm seriously going to torment you harder than God thought possible!!!"This is actually closer to what I'd say.
"I'm going to pummel you so painfully, you will polymorph into a popsicle!!!"
>>276859I read that in his voice and it was glorious!
Who is that, prowling along the plains! It is Kosh, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He cries thunderously:"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I shall traumatize the entire planet!!">Thats creepily accurate.
Sprinting over the candy store, brandishing buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Nostalgic Hedgehog! And he gives a vengeful howl:"I'm going to smash you until you are no longer smashable!"
Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging through the steppes! It is Tora Dora, hands clutching a thorned whip! She grunts mightily:"I'm going to pulverize you in such an inhumane manner, your momma won't recognize you!!":-/Alrighty then...
"For the love of carnage and discord, I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!!!"It's like it knows me.
Fuck automated responses."And lo, did the Great Power see the suffering, and sent the worst wrath available upon this mortal plain to see that justice be served."
I'm Pazzo Jinn, the Harlequin.Tell me your name, let's begin.
"Hail the blood-letting! I slice through beating hearts with God on my side!!!"
"NOT MY FACE--- NOT IN MY FACE!"
>>277055 ...This Battle Cry site has been reading my erotic plus4chan fanfiction.