Nice trolling, everyone knows the sun revolves around the Earth.

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>>276977
Moron. The sun is hauled across the sky by the sun god.

Adurrrr.

Idiots. Every intelligent person knows the sun is a myth, and the bright yellow thing watching over you every waking moment is actually the Wal-Mart smiley face.

>>276981

It's pronounced "Ahdure" heathen scum.

>>276988

The "sun" is the world's biggest firefly that got stuck in the "sky." Now why can't you see it along with all the other fireflies that got stuck in the big bluish-black thing some people call the "night sky?"

The answer, of course, is that this giant firefly is drunk off his fat bioluminescent ass and stumbling his way through the blue, trying to get back to his house.

>>276990
Did I mention that it's a neverending journey across the world?

You're all a bunch of dumbasses.

Any SCIENTIST will tell you that not only is the sun in a constant cycle of rebirth, AND the earth is flat, but the four great elephant riding atop the great universe turtle keep the Earth in check, and your sins cause the Elephants to shudder, in turn causing earthquakes.

THAT'S RIGHT, JANET JACKSON'S NIP SLIP CAUSED THE BOXING DAY TSUNAMI. Thanks a lot, Houston.

>>277013
Boxing Day isn't a real holiday.

>>277013

So, Discworld was right?

You stupid people, anybody who's actually even looked at the sun will be able to tell you that the gods sacrificed themselves to keep it moving after Nanauatl jumped into the fire.

FOOLS!
The Sun is in fact the largest monster in existence!
Solar Flares? Just it's giant tenticals reaching out for food and masturbation. The sun ninjas wander the surface of this fiery giant, keeping him clean and killing anything that isn't welcome. Such a viruses, bacteria, and...well....everything that can survive on the surface.
So let's never piss off the Sun. EVER!

Man, the sun is the size of a quarter. Just hold up a quarter in the sky at arm's length and compare the two.

>>277036
DONT DO IT. YOU'LL BLOCK THE WHOLE THING.