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81767 No.81767
And now to bump >>81074 off the front page

There is also an IRC, apparently.

"Also, come by and check out #Bluhbluh on irc.esper.net

If you need an irc client, check out http://chat.mibbit.com/ or the mIRC application that you can download here http://www.mirc.com/get.html

But yeah, #Bluhbluh is pretty fuckin great"
-Pudd

Talk about Homestuck.

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No.81775
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81775
I made something terrible.

No.81777
>>81775

If I weren't so tired and had any amount of artistic skill I would fill out that thing right now.

No.81778
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81778
Reposting this because because guess what? Von Fawn and Teleharmonic are totally awesome and did this in response:

http://tindeck.com/listen/jkii

No.81780
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81780
I like this observation: the two colors Aradia has gone through (red and blue) coincide with Sollux's eyes. I kinda doubt anything will come of it, but it's a neat tidbit.

>>81775
Sweet!

No.81783
>>81767
You know, for those who use Firefox, the Chatzilla add-on would perfect for connecting to the IRC.
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/16/

No.81785
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81785
>>81777
You can't out terrible me, I am simply the worst there is.

No.81786
>>81778
I would be happy if all of the fanworks were just trolls singing things.

No.81788
>>81785
fuck i hate those fucking bug things fuck you fuck them fuck this gay earth.

No.81792
>>81778
Oh my fuck this is the cutest thing.

No.81795
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81795
>>81788
The house centipede is going in first. I've already come to realize none of us would make it too far into the game without nightmare trolls anyway.

No.81802
>>81778

I was also thinking about doing something after seeing that fanart but it seems that I've been beaten to the punch.

Also, this.

http://www.box.net/shared/u7guct5keh

No.81806
I'm a little freaked out by the fact that troll tears are the color of their blood.

No.81808
>>81806
I'm gonna go ahead and take a guess that the green was from her makeup.

No.81810
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81810
dum as heck!

No.81812
>>81806
Human tears are slightly yellow, like blood plasma. Same with spit.

The thing that makes our blood red is hemoglobin which is contained in the cells. Trolls must have some other pigment floating around in their system that masks the red (or whatever the hemoglobin equivalent is for them), and might also be found in other bodily fluids.

No.81813
>>81812
or they don't breathe oxygen

No.81814
>>81813
or have oxygen distributed through the cells in a non iron based substance

No.81817
>>81812
I wonder how controlled Troll breeding is. Is their hemoglobin randomly cycled from birth or does it mutate into a color over time?

No.81820
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81820
I love northernVehemence's art.

No.81823
back from camping
holy shit 5 days worth of updates is a lot

No.81826
>>81817
>haemoglobin
...Dude, they're aliens. Imagine it's pigment based, like human skin. Also I thought the green was her makeup.

No.81831
Hemoglobin isn't the only oxygen-carrying protein. Here's a list (heavily chopped up from Wikipedia):

Myoglobin: distinct red or dark gray color

Hemocyanin: blue in color when oxygenated

Hemerythrin: pink/violet when oxygenated

Chlorocruorin: Appears green when deoxygenated and red when oxygenated

Pinnaglobin: Brown

Coboglobin: colorless when oxygenated, but yellow when in veins

Now, granted, only like one of those is actually found in vertebrates, but it just shows that it's at least plausible in a vague, inaccuratre comic-book science way. It might be possible to make a case that they have the genes for all the colors, but epigenetic factors from their trials/mother grub deactivate all but one.

No.81832
>>81826
Yes but being aliens which all detail about them is short and skipped to some point or immediate joke I can only speculate on what is what with them. Regular biological rules might not apply to them so who knows how much has to be rewritten for Trollogy.

No.81833
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81833
dat fukken mothersprite

No.81834
>>81831
So color is an effect caused by outside trauma or exposure to certain elements and factors? The larval or younger stages must be incredibly sensitive to wildly mutate in such conditions, not to mention only a few can take direct sunlight of their world.

No.81835
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81835
>>81831
Holy shit, I never heard of any of this! It's cool!

No.81839
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81839
>>81834
Actually, biological systems have precision handled pretty well. Fruit fly embryos have a system where in order to lay out a body plan, they create stripes of increasing complexity using gradients of protein transcripts. It starts off with just a couple broadly defined zones, but near the end of its development the embryo has 14 segments where each segment's defined area stops and the next one's starts in the space between two adjacent cells. The initial signals are very coarse, but you can use coarse tools to build fine ones.

Anyways, there doesn't have to be just one stimulus, and the trolls' innards don't have to be very precise. If a troll grub is only can only distinguish between, say, absence/presence or absence/partial/full presence, you can get the full color spectrum using only two or three external factors.

No.81857
Does anyone have the most recent version of that troll identification chart?

No.81860
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81860
>>81857
This one?

No.81865
Nah, it had actual images of them. But that's OK, I can probably throw one together myself. Thanks.

No.81868
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81868
still nightmarish

No.81869
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81869
>>81865

No.81870
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81870
>>81865

????

No.81872
>>81869
>>81870
That is them these are they!
ty~

No.81873
>>81839
If only the control group we got wasn't exceptionally mutated even for troll children we might be able to set a standard for their kind. Oh well, guess we'll just have to document what we can.

No.81874
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81874
>>81837
Why not just upload it?

No.81875
hey Bea, Land of Ramps and Yawns, pretty hilarious

I was the requester, its me!

No.81877
>>81875
I suspected you!!!!

dude I'm glad you liked it because I sat there for about an hour with my cursor hovering over the submit button wondering, "Is this appropriately boring or GENUINELY boring?!?!"

I was gonna add a horn into it and aim for a the girl from ipanema vibe but then I was like "is that too exciting?! I don't know! Do I even have a good horn sound?! I don't oh god what do"

Also welcome back!

No.81878
>>81874
What the hell is this?

No.81880
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81880
>>81874

No.81881
Man, shipping was more fun before these updates.

No.81882
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81882
I love how ever since Hussie started the heavier shipping, they've been running creepy dating ads at the top of the page.

No.81884
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81884
>>81868
Yeah, the mother grub has a very skull-like face.

No.81885
>>81881
Oh my god, Hussie's trolling of his fanbase just got so much more noticably elaborate.

No.81886
>>81873

I assumed that this was a representative of troll genetics, and that they're simply diverse as all hell.

When you have a single powerful entity (The Mother Grub) responsible for mixing and matching the genetic data of an entire generation of trolls (Filial Pails, bluh bluh), you could potentially combine together otherwise rare and uncommon factors to make unusual genetic talents a lot more common.

Basically I think that trolls use the mother grub system as biologically aided eugenics and that this probably also results in the wide (and standardized!) variety of blood colours.

It also might explain why Sollux has leet mind powers but is also bipolar--those genes were linked. Or Vriska can mind-control, but has shit for social perception or a basic sense of empathy. (Aspergers cognitive style with a side of spidermom parenting), etc.

Actually I take that back I could totally see her selfishness and lack of empathy/ability to put herself in other's shoes effectively as the result of having to grow up killing lots of other kids to feed her big dangerous mom. Wheeee coping mechanisms can fuck you up for later.

No.81887
Andrew's Checklist
-Buy food
-Help friend move in
-Troll the readers
-Call mom
-Torrent Arrested Development
-Think of more creative ways to troll the readers
-Update ipod
-Finish book
-Troll the readers

No.81888
>>81887
almost forgot
-troll the readers with John x Karkat confirmation

No.81889
Don't give up, Kanaya ;_;

No.81891
>>81767
Oh hey I got quoted again in the first post. I still do not know how to feel about that except that the IRC needs a better guide than "Bluh bluh I'm such a nerd' pretty fuckin great HERP." So here.

#bluhbluh is a pretty fuckin great irc room, but damn if it isn't confusing to get there. You can get to our irc by going to http://chat.mibbit.com/ choosing Esper [webirc] from the drop-down menu, typing whatever you want as your nickname in the "nick" box, typing #Bluhbluh in the "Channel" box and pressing go.

Also if you need or want an alternative irc program (or client) I wrote this handy guide to help you out.
http://pastebin.com/XSsJqje4

Once you're in we'll teach you kung fu and shit.

No.81893
>>81889

Yeah. ;-;

It's weird seeing a troll cry for the first time! I almost expected black liquid sorrow. Kanaya has plenty of time to strike, at least. If not for that monstrous affliction known as being 13 and easily blinded by emotional anguish. Otherwise she could step in all suave with a clicked finger and sweep Vriska up with Tavros out of the way.

Good thing Kanaya is anything but fucking suave.

No.81894
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81894
It's hard and nobody understands.

No.81896
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81896
#2 out of 12 on my Troll portrait list :3

No.81897
>>81889
THIS
Keep it on!

No.81898
>>81894

...okay the text redeemed that whole scene

very bittersweet

>>81896

cooool

No.81899
Well shit. Too late for that.

...but I guess this means a good setup for a dramatic moment later in the arc or next arc, once the Rift happens and they all team up.

No.81900
>>81894
this is so hilaious; those tears on the dress, oh my god

moirail zone'd SO HARD

I can't imagine what Vriska said to get Kanaya to make a fairy costume for her

No.81901
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81901
I sort of love the Kanaya/Vriska/Tavros thing, especially since every other person is oblivious. Vriska is oblivious to Kanaya's attentions, Tavros is oblivious to Vriska's intentions (mostly being scared shitless of her), Kanaya even oblivious to her own intentions.
It's almost exactly how most relationships work.

No.81902
>>81898
Certainly.
But that's how life rolls.

>>81896
Sweet!

No.81903
As much as I'd like to see Kanaya get together with Vriska I wonder if Andrew is going to pull the double reverse troll and actually make good on the Kanaya x Sollux thing from formspring.

No.81904
>>81903
He just might.
I wouldn't put anything past him.

No.81905
>>81900
Vriska probably didn't have to say anything. She asked Kanaya for a gauzy fairy outfit and then Kanaya probably got a glazed-over look in her eyes and was measuring her before Vriska even finished telling her what it was for.

No.81906
>>81905

Or maybe Vriska said it was a secret and Kanaya did it thinking that Vriska would use it to woo HER.

No.81907
>>81903
With Andrew, you will never know how the pieces moves.

>>81901
Yeah, that's how kind fo rolls.

No.81908
maybe vriska also doesn't like girls as romantic interests

as bizarre as it sounds, it can happen every now and then

No.81909
>>81905
You took the words right out of my mouth.

No.81910
>>81908
b-but my ship...!

No.81911
Does anyone have a picture of Nepeta sitting on Tavros's lap?


I need it for... personal reasons..

No.81912
>>81911
I'm guessing >>72144 isn't what you had in mind, but it's the only one I have right now.

No.81913
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81913
To the anon who pointed out "Shenanigans" in the last thread or two:

He finished it today.

Fuck you for me enjoying fanfiction.

http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?25841-MSPA-fan-fiction&p=3988720&viewfull=1#post3988720

Pic unrelated but now I miss John and co like a bitch

No.81914
this is actually hitting a little close to home

am i feeling...

emotions?

No.81915
>>81912
This was actually exactly what I was looking for.

Thanks!

No.81916
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81916
>>81914
Naw, I doubt it Bea. It's probably just the base chemicals in the withered remnants of your heart finally biodegrading.

No.81918
Ok i'm starting to get depressed. I hope he either fixes this or at least moves on to the two unseen trolls.

No.81919
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81919
>>81911
Also this

No.81921
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81921
>>81919

Or this?

No.81922
>>81918
I think this is a pretty clear opening for CA to show up.
Has anyone thought of any names?
We kinda, stopped doing that for some reason.

No.81923
>>81913
So great. Very well conceived.

No.81924
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81924
>>81894

No.81925
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81925
>>81922
Before Kanaya's Pesterlog with CA I came up with Brodus Mamasa. Brodus is obviously Broadus minus an A and mamaša is Georgian for pimp.

As you can guess, I was operating under the assumption that he'd be a Snoop Dogg wannabe and not a possible PUA deeply entrenched in the moirail zone.

No.81926
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81926
;A;

V/K/T OT3 so hard

Godamn it Hussie what are you doing to me.

No.81929
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81929
I drew a thing.
I am told it is a good thing.

No.81930
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81930
>>81924

YES PLEASE.

No.81931
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81931
>>81916

I keep meaning to comment on this and stopping because I can't think of what the filename reference is and that bothers and slightly shames me. <:|

>>81929

You are told correctly.

No.81933
I've actually been feeling a little sad today because of these updates. I want good ends so bad.

I'm such a girl.

No.81934
  >>81931
I'm pretty sure it's referring to this song. It's by Juicy Karkass.

No.81936
  Hey, try listening to this song while looking at the last couple of updates.

Man, I used to be open to a lot of Kanaya ships, but now my brain's going "NOPE, SHE'S FULL LESBO." Like, remember how Dave accused her of having a thing for Rose? I didn't think anything of it but now my shipper brain is compiling evidence of her homosexuality. It's kinda frustrating.

No.81937
  >>81936
Wait, the Alexandra Burke version may be more appropriate because, you know, it's sung by a lady.

No.81944
>>81929

This is still soooo cooolll

No.81945
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81945
Oh right, in case anyone else wants a faceful of miracle every time they use the PC.

No.81949
>>81934
Correct! You've my cracked the code of stupid puns!
Kind of like Nicholas cage in National Treasure, put the constitution under a backlight to find a stain shaped like a ghostbuster.

No.81950
>>81896

This reminds me I should finish drawing the other 10 trolls faces in my signature style!

haha just kidding. Not even Bea wants to see that.

No.81953
>>81950

what no

who told you that lie

WHO

DO IT

No.81954
  This song came up on my playlist and it made me think of Vriska until I looked up the lyrics because Tavros is definitely not the smooth operator Caro Emerald's singing about haha. Posting it anyway cause it's a good song.

I've yet to hear a suitably creepy love song to remind me of Equius but a lot of my music is in languages I don't understand so WHO KNOWS.

>>81950

DO IT MAGGOT

No.81955
alright totally caught up
Land of Maps and Treasure
http://tindeck.com/listen/gddh

song was "inspired" in equal parts by the Yoshi's Island title music, the DKC2 title music and the Secret of Monkey's Island title music. I tried to flirt between 4/4 and 6/4 near the middle too. Not entirely sure if it worked.

No.81956
>>81955

>Yoshi's Island theme

yesssssssss excellent!

No.81957
>>81949
Not going to lie, the thought of Karkat singing this song makes me laugh like a stupid schoolchild. It should be his unofficial theme song.

No.81958
>>81953
Bea the people have spoken and you do not want that.

Are you not Democratic Bea are you a Communist?!

Not that there's anyhting wrong with that.

No.81959
>>81957
Hahahah, I was checking their myspace, and saw a song called "Subterranean Homesick Blues". I read it as 'homestuck' and almost did a spittake.

No.81960
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81960
Well Bea. If you insist!

No.81962
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81962

No.81963
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81963

No.81964
So that puts me at 5. and morbi at only 2. I have no idea what could possible make her so slow! truly a mystery for the sages.

No.81967
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81967

No.81968
For both of you who care I'll finish the last few tomorrow I'm going to bed.

No.81971
Is he gonna wait until 4 in the morning to update? I wanna go to bed.

No.81972
4:13 update calling it now.

No.81973
>>81971
Maybe. If he's switching to one of the aquatrolls he'll probably wait until an odd hour so that the suggestion box doesn't get stormed.

>>81962
>heevenbentthewordstrong

That IS pretty fuckin' strong.

No.81974
UPDATE

No.81975
>>81974
oh huh it's true

little disappointed i didn't get to be all like LIESSSS

No.81976
>>81974
that's a shitty update.
He's just repeating what he already said for the people who don't follow the forums

No.81977
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81977
>>81975
hahaha

but seriously

this is making me feel like Vriska listening to Karkat

this guy lays it on kinda thick, you know?

No.81978
Well that clears that up.

Moving on.

No.81979
>>81977
needs to spell it out for the ridiculous amount of people who can't wrap their head around simple cultural ideas i guess

No.81980
While I like to see how the romance stuff will play out, to be honest I'm getting a little burned out on it. Telling us stuff we already know doesn't help much.

No.81981
>>81976
well yeah

but he ought to do that more often really

it's pretty unfair to expect people who just want to know all the ins and outs to have to wade through that wretched miasma

mean even

andrew you so mean

why

No.81982
I expect a lot of people to explode with rage at this update. Regular /co/ on 4chan has already been having enormous hissy-fits about Hivebent saying that the comic sucks now. This is basically evidence for them.

No.81983
>>81982
Spoiled brats.

No.81984
>>81977
I'm just glad that the trolls breed from grubs or by asexual budding or whatever, because can you imagine Mommy or Daddy giving them the "Birds and the Bees" talk?

"You see dear, sometimes, when a man and a woman love each other very, very much--scratch that, I meant *hate* each other very much, or one hates the other and the other kind of puts up with it...or one builds a robot body, and--"

"I just wanted to know why girls grow horns faster than I did..."

"Hang on, one love one hate, one hates the love...carry the four..."

No.81985
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81985
>>81979
welllllllll
before this we didn't really know that the quadrants overlap horizontally AND vertically

and
>On the other hand, the vertical bifurcation has to do with the purpose of the relationship, regardless of the emotions behind it. Those quadrants which are CONCUPISCENT, the flushed and caliginous, have to do with facilitating the elaborate reproductive cycle of trolls.
is new.

also explains why Vriska's fiasco w/Tavros had to do with really strong concupiscent feelings in one way or another; she'd have fulfilled that primal hole with either hearts or spades and been ok with that

>>81980
same, but I am in process of rereading knowing what we know now and it's a little more interesting this time around.

No.81987
>>81984
>>81985

>elaborate reproductive cycle

maybe spades/kismesis/whateverthefuck means DO NOT MIX GENETIC MATERIAL and <3 means VERY GENETICALLY VIABLE

No.81988
well, then what's the difference between red romance and black romance?

No.81989
>>81988
love and hate

No.81990
I feel as though a good parallel for Moirallegiance in troll culture is sort of like a brother/sister relationship in our terms.

It makes sense that trolls might group such relationships with romance and actively seek them, since from what we know trolls don't have siblings. Like I share a different kind of friendship with my actual brother than with other people.

No.81991
Someone following the story now and scoping out Andrew's posts on the forum and whatever might not need a detailed explanation on how troll romance works (even though we did learn some new things here) but you have to remember that Andrew is writing Homestuck with future readers who won't have the luxury of harassing him for elucidation in mind. So it's probably beneficial to get an explanation out of the way.

>>81988
Basically redrom = good, blackrom = bad.

For sake of an example, Dad/Mom would be redrom, but, say, Slick/Snowman would be blackrom.

No.81992
>>81991

Some people are kind of annoyed that it wasn't clarified more subtly. But I guess we do have to move on.

Black Romance relationships might be easier to understand once we actually see some examples.

No.81993
so wait do the trolls look for 4 partners each one representing one of the 4 quadrants

or find a single partner that embodies all 4

or even maybe they just pick a flavor and stick with it

No.81995
BLUH BLUH HUMANS ONLY THINK OF ONE TYPE OF ROMANCE EVEN TODAY.

No.81996
>>81993

It seems like they try to strike a balance between the four, utilizing multiple trolls. Which is a necessity since the involved emotions/structures often seem mutually exclusive.

Culturally they seem to try and keep it to one troll per type though in a sense of monogamy. They probably see it as we do, that a romantic relationship is a special thing that you don't dilute (or endanger) by involving multiple people. They just have more kinds of romance.

No.81997
>>81995
Yeah, my last boyfriend was a kismesis thing.

No.81998
>>81993
>Trolls typically feel strongly compelled to find balance in each quadrant, and seek gratifying relationships that each describes.

It sounds like they generally seek out all four, but they might not for whatever reason (e.g. Tavros being disinclined towards black romance because he's incapable of hate). Finding a partner that embodies all four quadrants sounds difficult! I don't think a troll sticking with one type of romance sounds all that far-fetched though.

No.81999
Is it strange how Troll Romance has made me practically renounce the "regular" definition of romance?

God, I can't believe I am the vvillage twwo wwheel devvice for auspisticing.

Well, I am a good mediator, everyone would go to shit if I wasn't there.

I'm okay with this.

Plus, troll romance is quite fun to think about. Instead of one big thing to worry about, I now have it divided into four!

No.82004
Okay, the pause in plot progression is a little 'urg!', but the clarification is nice. I had generally gotten the gist of things, but this details a couple points that were still a bit fuzzy.

That aside, don't you give up that easy Kanaya! Fight for your loooooooove dammit!!!

Also, all your art guys. I'm saving like a mo-fo.

No.82005
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82005
> Tavros being disinclined towards black romance

So not only is he a cripple, but he's troll-impotent?

No.82006
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82006
uHHHH, nO, i DON"T THINK IMPOTENT IS THE WORD YOU"RE, uHHHH lOOKING FOR,

No.82007
>>82005
Only if Karkat is as well, seeing as he's mostly capable of only anger.

No.82009
>>81995

Ahem...

Agape, Eros, Phillia, Storge. Humans have always had different concepts governing their relationships and seek them as subconsciously as trolls apparently do.

The only difference between us and the trolls is that, apparently, their 13 year olds are much better educated than the vast majority of our adult population....

No.82010
I know it's a part of the story but I never liked the it's too much for your feeble human mind to comprehend shtick.

You seem to get it a lot in science fiction stories like this one, and whenever Westerners discuss Japan.

No.82011
>>82010
But it's not too much for our minds to comprehend. He's explaining it all right there. The whole thing about "the most ingratiating posture of surrender imaginable" means that we shy away from even trying to understand. Just like with all the weird time shit.

No.82012
Blah blah blaaaaah. Remember when this was an adventure story? Good times.

No.82013
>>82010
>>82011

Or this is just Andrew's way of making fun of his -shall we say- intellectually challenged fanbase....

No.82014
>>82012

It's pretty funny that Jade has been falling for a little over 2 months now and nobody really cares anymore because of smoochies,

No.82016
>>82011>>82013
Yeah, it's all a part of the story of course. I just don't like that particular cliche.
>>82014
It's a lot like that van falling off the bridge scene in Inception.

No.82017
>>82014
Well, she has to live at least from that, she hasn't prototyped yet and the ring has all four lights on.

No.82018
>>82017
Plus, we saw her on the PM's monitor.

No.82019
Honestly, this isn't really dragging. If anything we're moving at lightspeed compared to how the comic started. The problem is you and I and the rest of us are addicted to Hussie's superfast update schedule, so when we keep up with this stuff daily it feels like it's moving at a snail's pace.

But if you go back and read through the troll arc from the beginning, it's almost alarming how fast this shit moves. Hussie is spot-on in saying that this wouldn't be possible without the past four acts of subtle or unsubtle universe-building.

AND BESIDES. Slow-time is a good thing. Authors know that the slack-periods between action are just as important as the action itself. Otherwise your audience burns itself out, and you have to keep resorting to more and more extreme methods of keeping the pace. See: Axe Cop.

No.82021
DId this just update this early in the morning or did my computer screw up again.

No.82022
I don't mind the explicit explanation of the romance. I didn't really feel like diving deep into an analysis of Karkat's lecture earlier was worth the effort. I mean, I got the gist of it, but that's it. Also, I think what >>81991 said is right, this is useful for people in the future. It's also useful for people who are following the comic now but aren't following the forums at all and only see AH's posts/formsprings if people post them here.

No.82023
>>82022
We could collect important forum posts and formsprings and publish them as "Andrew Hussie: Correspondence", like in the old days.

No.82024
>>82023
That seems like it would be good but ultimately I think that everyone is too lazy.

No.82027
oh hey an update oh troll romance textdump :|

No.82028
Bad morning

Worst update

>>82012

this god this troll love shit has been going on for over a week and for so many updates and i can't muster up enough give-a-fuck to stand it anymore

aaauuuggghhh c'mon andrew i demand PERFECTION from my free entertainment

No.82029
>>82028

out of spite, (provided I don't feel like I've been hit by a truck today, which is possible) i am going to doodle some exiles

No.82030
It's like I'm really playing a video game. Mashing buttons trying to skip the romance cut scene.

No.82032
>>82012
Remember when threads lasted more than a day and not every update made or broke the whole comic.

No.82033
>>82029
Creative spite is best spite! Looking forward to more beadoodles.
>>82030
Andrew Hussie = Hideo Kojima of webcomics?

No.82034
Hearts = Romantic Love
Spades = Deep-Seeded HATE
Diamonds = FRIENDSHIP!
Clubs = Indifference/Dislike?

I don't go to the forums/read most of the posts in these threads (so many of them, and only a few are all that interesting) so this update was helpful.

Also, I'm getting that Diamonds also basically being bromance, so that makes the Gamzee/Karkat section under Diamonds on the shipping wall make more sense.

I can see now why Virska worked so much on seducing-sort of Tavros.

She had CALIGINOUS/FLUSHED intent for him, and since Hate and Love are similar in this culture, I can see how she was annoyed by his decidedly ASHEN feelings for her, which made her express herself with more CALIGINOUS than FLUSHED to him, hence the whole "Bluh bluh huge bich".

Am I getting this?

No.82035
>>82034

Argh, forgot the "t" in "bitch"

No.82036
so i checked MSPA's stats at http://www.projectwonderful.com/advertisehere.php?id=44478&type=5

holy shit it reaches 1 million visits per day now

No.82037
File: 128145571722.jpg-(1.21MB, 1500x2500, 1281442432323.jpg)
82037
What is this

No.82038
>>82036
>tvtropes
Oh god, it will never leave me

No.82039
>>82037

Someone being astoundingly unfunny?

No.82040
>>82035
BLUH BLUH huge generosity?

No.82042
>>82037
>>82039
i saw that thread
that was someone on /co/ trying to turn people against andrew with this log.

it... didn't work.

No.82043
>>82037
jesus h. the guy calls himself "kiz", do we really need to read more

No.82044
>>82042

why is it that the people who consider themselves the martyrs of the internet are also the most humorless and most eager to broadcast it

No.82045
>>82037

I have half a mind to tear this shit apart with a pointless minutae-filled spiel because I'm feeling spiteful and petty today, but the other half of mind is completely give-no-fuck.

Blah. Lousy stupid goddamn weather. Quit fucking with my moods.

No.82046
>>82034
Clubs is explained in another place, basically it's two people who hate each other but are kept functional by mediation from a third party. It's the kind of relationship that CA accused Kanaya of floozing around about.

>>82033
I don't think antagonizing his readers is the point. Maybe that means I haven't been around long enough.

I'm beginning to agree that the pacing is suffering though. After Vriskabell we've basically spent two days doing nothing.

No.82047
>>82042

I'm almost sad I wasn't there for the shitstorm that this, without a doubt, generated....

Was it Hurricane Katrina proportions?

No.82049
So spades is hatesex, clubs is lovehate, hearts is lovesex, and diamonds is platonic love?

No.82050
Yeah, it does seem like not a lot has been happening, but I'm not too concerned about it. A two-day lull is plenty forgivable given that it's a daily-updating comic. He's giving us a lot of his time and effort; a couple days of plot-pushing and exposition here and there are fine by me.

No.82051
>>82037
holy shit what a huge tool

No.82052
>>82050
Fair enough. I guess I'm just not used to it after so much generally happening so quickly.

No.82054
>>82053
I forgot how strong your google-fu is.

No.82055
>>82049

Let's put it in terms of Seinfeld relationships:

Hearts is Jerry and the Girl of the Week
Clubs is Jerry and Kramer
Diamonds is Jerry & Elaine/George
Spades is Jerry & Newman

No.82056
>>82044
>GC: NOT 4LL OF US 4R3 TH4T 3NTHUS1AST1C 4BOUT TROLL1NG YOU GUYS
>GC: 4ND TH3 ON3S WHO 4R3 SORT OF SUCK 4T 1T >:|

>>82046
On rereading, I actually feel a whole lot better about the pacing; I feel something meaty (uHHH, PLOT-WISE) coming on (... hehehehe), just based on the way the story ebbs and flows organically. >>82019 has it right.

No.82057
>>82053
>several youtube poop results
oh god

No.82058
>>82056

Oh Anon, good reference best joke.

No.82060
File: 12814590046.png-(705.15KB, 654x1007, hello_Terezi_by_Doodle_Master.png)
82060
>>82053
Bea you would make a good reporter. Give you access to lexusnexis and some confidential sources and you can ferret out any and every detail on any dang motherfucker. Plus you can drink a lot and wear a fedora with a little press pass sticking out of it.

No.82061
File: 128145918919.jpg-(113.86KB, 456x608, 022_BatBear.jpg)
82061
>>82060
I gis'd "bear reporter" and was going to post it with a witty comment but then I saw this and I forgot what I was going to say.

I think Bea would make a better detective than a reporter anyway.

No.82062
File: 128145943221.jpg-(143.16KB, 566x698, HS___Dave_by_Twirynienne.jpg)
82062
>>82030
Anon: Accelerate.

>>82036
I disbelieved you, but you're right, there it is at 1.0 million. Holy shit. $20 for 1 million eyeballs; a million eyeballs for this shitty ad >>81882. I even checked to see if Overcompensating linked again but nope, it's just us.

No.82063
You chumps are complaining about nothing. Imagine how we ("we" being the people who read it daily at the time) felt when THIS happened:

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002565

and instead of awesome Dave vs. Bro (who hadn't been revealed yet) action or adorkable GG (who similarly hadn't been revealed yet) adventures we cut to some douchebag we knew almost nothing about and didn't expect would be playable.

No.82064
>>82063
That would be pretty frustrating.

No.82065
>>82061
A detective is a reporter with fewer scruples and possibly with better pay and the same drinking/hat benefits

basically, do this Bea it's been decided you are now Bear Problem Sleuth

No.82066
>>82065

More like Ursine Bathearst...

No.82067
>>82066
I hope that includes a Ursine Candy Mecha

No.82069
>>82067
I feel compelled to make some kind of atrocious edit involving the Berenstein Bears now.

No.82071
>>82069
What like a bearzord combiner?

No.82072
>>82035
cause bich is latin for generositeeeeeeeee

No.82074
>bear detectives
My God...

No.82075
File: 12814668593.gif-(194.49KB, 287x442, nEW ROBOLEGS, yAYAYAYAY.gif)
82075
Hypnotic.

No.82076
>>82075
God it's so cute.

No.82077
>>82075
fookin saved

No.82079
>>81990

I have been classifying Moirallegiance as 'the family you make and the family you seek in the world around you, especially sibilng-type relationships'

It perhaps helps that I am very close with my younger brother, that we don't look too much alike at first glance, and so have been mistaken for a couple if we're out getting tacos together or something.

No.82081
>>81990

Okay, either I have giant girlboner for Terezi or this is -also- a pretty hot and awesome picture. I swear, my first thought was 'whew, shouldn't this be in /pco/?'

No.82082
>>82047

I found the thread. There was hardly any shitstorm at all. Just a handful of people calling him a faggot and the emailer going posting "you mad" pics and being boring as fuck while a vast majority ignored him in favor of arguing about the intricacies of troll sex and romance and towards the end talking about rose dateing a much older guy in a passive aggressive stab at her mother.

No.82085
hahaha real /co/ seems completely convinced that the reason hussie is "ruining" the troll arc with all this romance stuff is because he's now fucking Betelgeuse. Never stop being terrible real /co/.

No.82086
>>82085
lol

is that rumour even remotely true

No.82089
>>82075
Adorable. :3

No.82091
>>82085
so jealous

No.82092
>>82034
You almost got it. Clubs/ashen/auspisticism is like a quasi-platonic troll menage a trois in which a third party plays mediator and keeps two trolls from devolving into a kismessitude and killing each other. (I say quasi-platonic because it's considered romantic in troll culture and they're biologically compelled to seek this type of relationship out, although it's conciliatory.)

It sorta reminds me of Fuu, Mugen, and Jin from Samurai Champloo. :|a

Anyway, all this has got me thinking that Alternia's equivalents to Dumb and Dumber or Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion are probably regarded as epic romances.

No.82095
>>82085

Wait, Andrew and Betel weren't banging previously?
That doesn't really make sense to me.

No.82096
Update. CC's a mermaid.

No.82097
>>82085
who is betelgeuse

No.82098
>>82096
Poor attempt sir. I did not check.

No.82100
>>82097

One of Andrews friends and a mod of the mspa forums.

No.82101
>>82092
It's a graph, though. Auspisticism might be in the ashen quadrant but it's not necessarily the only relationship style in there.

No.82102
>>82096
Almost got me, but I remembered that I just F5ed about a minute ago.

No.82103
>>82102
But don't you know it can update any minute now, like, THIS minute?

No.82104
>>82097

A modmin on the forums who organizes most of the music stuff (Cindy is her name, I think). They apparently go to conventions and fly kites together. I think they also spelunk/eat Toblerone.

No.82105
File: 128147832169.png-(181.37KB, 788x1336, landofhugsandcuddles.png)
82105
Excuse me while I crap in your thread with more of my crappy crap.

>>82096
o u

No.82106
>>82105
Jegus, if this is your crap, your good stuff is going to be incredible

No.82107
File: 128147862475.jpg-(71.38KB, 500x365, 2006_05_16RyanNorth_05.jpg)
82107
>>82085
Real /co/ can be so retarded sometimes.

Everybody knows that the Huss only has eyes for Ryan North.

No.82108
>>82107
I don't blame him Ryan North is pretty hot.

What.

No.82109
>>82105
Parcel Mistress, of Prospit Post scuba service.

No.82110
>>82075
His joyous waving is indeed mesmeric.

>>82105
This is adorable and lovely, and I enjoy seeing art of the exiles.

Thank you both, I was in need of some happy.

No.82111
>>82107
The Kanaya/Vriska/Tavros triangle is obviously his way of sublimating his feelings of betrayal in response to Ryan getting married.

No.82112
>>82109
...I don't get it.

No.82115
>>82105

>landofhugsandcuddles.png

:3c cuuuuuuttteee

No.82116
>>82105
straying a little north of the knees there =o
maybe its just unseasonably warm on Prospit

No.82117
>>82112
It looks like a swimsuit below the waist... was what I was getting at.
>>82115
Haha, crap I totally missed the filename.

I'm sober, I swear.

No.82118
>>82117

No don't.

Never be sober again.

I could of sworn I had the appropriate pfsc panel for that I have basically every other panel saved individually.

No.82119
Oh wow.

Hussie is getting mad for those who dislike Hivebent.

No.82120
>>82119
well hivebent owns so okay

No.82121
>>82119

And people in other /co/ are getting mad at him getting mad.

other /co/ is literally children. They are Subhuman.

No.82124
>>82121
You just can't function without hating old /co/ can you?

No.82125
Everyone needs to chill out. Everyone's getting a little to impatient. /co/ needs to calm down and just wait on the update.

No.82126
>>82125
>too

No.82127
>>82119
Getting mad? What?

I think some of that may be a level of harassment that seems to be slightly escalating.

No.82128
>>82119
No he's getting mad at people who are rude and tell him he has to change his story or they'll stop reading, as if one person boycotting a popular webcomic makes a huge difference. Their criticism (at least what I've seen) isn't like "you can do this differently and it will be more effective," it's like "this isn't Problem Sleuth and I want it to be, this arc in particular sucks for reasons I am not going to properly define, you are a dick and I hate you."

No.82129
File: 128148429461.png-(185.92KB, 352x288, applin.png)
82129
YEAH WELL I'M GETTING MAD AT PEOPLE GETTING MAD THAT /CO/ IS GETTING MAD AT HUSSIE GETTING MAD AT PEOPLE GETTING MAD BECAUSE OF HIVEBENT

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP

No.82130
>>82129
YOU DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO TALK ANGER WITH ME.

No.82133
File: 128148484314.png-(25.52KB, 380x289, saddestimp.png)
82133
Speaking of people getting mad, I'm starting to get a bit mad because whenever I see people talking about Homestuck I have to check for updates, and people are talking about it a lot today while the only updates are infodumps and sad lesbians.

Oh wait my mad I meant horribly depressed. Tuesdays: suckerpunching you just when you though Monday was over.

No.82135
SA has a theory:

>Homestuck, the kid's arc. First character we see is John. His walls are covered in posters for silly 80s-era action movies and bad comedies. What does the story most resemble? Why, a silly 80s-era action movie - slash - comedy.

>Hivebent, the troll's arc. First character we see is Karkat. His walls are covered in posters for romantic comedies...

>And it would explain why the sessions are the way they are. The trolls wound up with everything turning out alright - like in a lot of romantic comedies - whereas from the looks of things the kids are breaking all the rules and are going to have to come up with a solution at the last minute... like a cheesy 80s action movie.

It kinda make sense...sorta.

No.82137
File: 128148504897.png-(400.96KB, 800x600, In a nutshell.png)
82137
>>82135
Also this.

No.82138
>>82135
I don't know how likely or rational this theory is, but fuck do I like it from an aesthetic point of view.

No.82139
File: 128148583227.png-(224.00KB, 650x550, at-pimp-1.png)
82139
tavros gets kisses from awl da laydeez (and gamzee)

No.82140
>>82139
(and karkat)

No.82141
>>82140
No one gets kisses from Karkat. He has only spittle and rage.

No.82142
>>82141
Who's got the grey lipstick, then?

No.82144
>>82142
Terezi, but it's no so much his choice as her manipulation. At least that's my theory. I'm also leaning heaviy toward asking why Karkat wears lipstick.

No.82145
>>82128
the person he wrote the rant for doesn't even read the fucking pesterlogs

i kind of find it amusing to see andrew get angry like he did at bolin and that guy who said dumb things about album 5. he's very good at being angry and it makes me wish to see him get angry more often.
>>82135
>>82137
i like these very much

No.82146
>>82144
Maybe it's to hide the color of his lips.

No.82147
>>82142

Juggalo makeup.

No.82148
File: 12814869934.gif-(908.65KB, 320x206, SuperHappyCookieMonster.gif)
82148
>>82135
That... That makes so much sense.

That makes ALL the sense.

No.82149
File: 128148705744.png-(320.91KB, 381x380, babby.png)
82149
>my face when Hussie is wasting his time by responding to unimportant fagtards and not updating Hivebent

No.82150
>>82135

Damn, that's pretty cool.

also /co/ why are you babies, stop being babies

No.82151
I love how /co/ is getting all bent out of shape because Hussie is doing the UNTHINKABLE and praising his own work. Because, you know, you should never think what you do is good.

No.82153
>>82147
No that's the white on his jaw. Also Terezi's marks are on the neck and ear and--

wait why am I doing this

No.82154
We're not gonna get a Update because of all of this pointless arguing, are we?

No.82155
>>82154
Of course

It's motherfucking 3 am in the morning and I am still F5ing

fuck

No.82156
>>82154
He might be re-writing everything just to piss off whomever he's arguing with.

No.82157
>>82156
I hope not... that's just going to gas on the fire.

No.82158
Bluh, that thread is nothing but drama, drama, drama.

Just wanna read some more Homestuck.

No.82160
I hope the rewrites include Kanaya and Vriska getting together because honestly they are the only girlxgirl relationship I have supported in a long time that's not based on them making me...
sweat.

DAMN YOU HUSSIE FOR NOT ONLY MAKING ME SHIP, BUT MAKING ME SHIP LESBIANS FOR NON-PORNO REASONS.

No.82161
Internet feels sense of entitlement to things it enjoys, news at 11.

Seriously though, damn, screw that dude. Just let Hussie write the story he wants to write.

No.82162
but no seriously everyone is clamoring about homestuck but the only updates today were before I woke up so I'm just sitting here trying to watch a movie but I have to check the site every 5 minutes and I can't even enjoy the movie or anything else for that matter.

also I'm starting to jitter if I'm not actively doing something.

WHERES THE GOOD SHIT HUSS I NEEEEEEED IT

No.82165
File: 128149117161.jpg-(43.51KB, 430x240, 1260326418188.jpg)
82165
I swear i'm gonna lose it if we go a whole day without an update because of a bunch of stupid people who can't let anything go.

No.82166
I woke up to the romance quadrant BS. How long ago was this updated?

No.82167
>>82166

around 2am.

No.82168
>>82166

Just look at the log.
Seriously, how LOST do you have to be to ask something like that.

No.82169
File: 128149183180.png-(84.23KB, 346x556, wippmwv copy.png)
82169
stop fighting

No.82170
>>82169

Nobody is fighting everyone is just junkie raging at nobody in particular.

No.82171
>>82170
[o]FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE[/o]

No.82172
>>82170

no mom and dad i'm old enough to know that you are fighting it because of me isn't it!!!

No.82173
File: 128149235816.png-(13.54KB, 169x147, roserose.png)
82173
>>82171

[o]...[/o] you say?
Hm....

No.82174
>>82172
Bad bear.
Worst cub.

No.82175
File: 128149246516.png-(169.12KB, 352x288, baaaaaawplin.png)
82175
>>82172

no bea no, your constant contextual swerving is tearing up apart!

No.82176
...I don't think he's going to update today guys.

;_;

No.82177
>>82169

So am I the only one bothered by the fact that WV appears to be firmly grasping PM's chest?

No.82178
File: 128149276258.jpg-(310.99KB, 585x571, 1242886418210.jpg)
82178
>>82176

My thoughts on the whole thing. and it applies not just to 4chan but to the mspa forums as well

No.82179
Argh. Andrew, why do you even care what stupid babbies think?

Going to bed without new Homestuck feels like going to bed without dinner. Crappy end to crappy day.

>>82169
Bea, your happy art eases the pain.

No.82180
>>82177

he's copping a feel under the innocent guise of a piggy back ride

the fiend!

No.82182
>>82180
that sly dog

No.82183
guys guys guys andrew acknowledged me and said he loved my idea i can die happy.

No.82184
>>82173
It's supposed to make an overline.

But it didn't.

No.82185
File: 12814934056.png-(65.86KB, 400x408, 1240582577906.png)
82185
This lack of an update is starting to become a considerably sore subject with me

No.82186
>>82183

Squiddles mating update confirmed.

No.82187
>>82184
You mean a strikeout?

No.82188
>check /co/ around 10:30 Hussie Time
>meltdown on this board that Hussie will not update today

jesus guys

i mean really

No.82189
So what was the reason that the forums were downgraded from an awful place for smelly ugly babies to an awful place for smelly ugly babies where I can't easily look up Andrew's posts?

Also Bea if you still need recipes for intestines which are non-horrifying to look and smell (which you were talking about while Andrew was discussing the non-merits of Dominic Deegan for some reason?) I recommend frying them until they become a crispy brown and serving them with lemon.

No.82190
>>82189

Buggy forum updates, I believe.

And thanks, Anon, that sounds a lot better than shoving it a pot full of mexican spices all day to get all rubbery and inedible stanky.

No.82191
Apparently there's talk of a month long squiddel intermission.

No.82192
im dying hussie

No.82193
>>82189
Wait Andrew was talking about Dominic Deegan? SHOW ME WHERE.

No.82194
>>82193

Dominic Deegan discussion starts on this page:
http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?30810-MSPA-Chat-33-I-M-YOUR-LITTLE-CANDY-TROLL!/page59

Which also happens to contain the Hussie gem
>[Kanaya] liked the taste [of blood]. Her reaction was actually a spasm of pleasure as she bluh'd with delight.

No.82195
File: 12814946356.jpg-(91.41KB, 546x578, rage.jpg)
82195
I want nothing more than for every worthless, whining, spoiled hater to die horribly in an incredible fantastic hellstorm. My mood has been upgraded from "deal with it" to "get the FUCK out" because I've seriously had a gutfull of this shit.

No.82196
This whole thing is fucking stupid and we lost a whole day because of it.

No.82197
HOLY SHIT UPDATE

No.82198
>>82196
WHOOPS SPOKE 2 SOON UPDATE

No.82199
>my face when DadXMom and JackXBQ
>I am too lazy to find a good face

No.82203
See, everyone who matters is happy now. Also don't delete your posts, the consecutive post numbers look nice.

No.82204
>>82199

>>81987
>plays a role in procreation as well

i think this means jackxBQ can never fuck

but maybe it doesn't i mean otherwise what is the reproductive benefit of an IKILLYOU archenemy 4 lyfe

No.82205
File: 128149558426.jpg-(7.30KB, 162x215, chigrin.jpg)
82205
>>82199

>jackxBQ

im 0kay with this

No.82206
File: 128149570570.gif-(10.79KB, 650x450, totally not suggestive image.gif)
82206
Is that... is she on her bed?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND

No.82207
Whoa, didn't someone on here compare the difference between blackrom and redrom with the relationships of MomxDad and Spades SlickxSnowman?

I guess that was the best example, seeing as Andrew explained the difference that way as well.

No.82208
File: 128149572620.jpg-(13.25KB, 200x200, 125480483526.jpg)
82208
>This update
andrew just replace the title bar with the MST3K Mantra already it will make this all easier

No.82209
>>82204

I thought the Vriska ordeal proved that MUTUALLY FORCED INTERCOURSE was a part of the whole Kismesis thing, or am I misremembering?

No.82210
>>82206

She's sitting on his desk.

At least I think so, I wouldn't like to think that she took Jade's package in the bedroom with Jack Noir.

What kind of hateforeplay session would that be?

No.82211
>>82206

No, that's her chillin on Jack's desk.

No.82212
>>82206

It's Jack's desk you perv, you can see the box.

Alternate answer:

Yes, that's why the parking tickets and green box are there.

Identical yet non-sarcastic answer:

Yes, that's why the parking tickets and green box are there.

No.82213
>>82204
Maybe they can; it's just that the resultant genetic materials reject each other and literally boil in fury, rendering it useless for the mother grub.

No.82215
>>everyone freaking out about lack of updates and forum argument

I think everyone needs a Go-Outside-Athon.

Feels good, man.

No.82216
>>82212
Oh. They looked like pillows.
Thank you so much for clearing that up for me in such a courteous manner :)

No.82217
>>82212

perfect

No.82218
File: 128149615452.png-(54.28KB, 576x156, and then they all fucked.png)
82218
>>82206

No.82219
>>82213

Why would genetic material harvested from the most beautiful of hatreds be somehow unusable to a society based on bloodlust and whose nights are haunted by visions of carnage?

If anything the Matesprit junk is the one thrown out.

No.82220
Yay! Update! It's about stuff I already know about but it's an update! I'm just gonna sit down, be patient, and just be glad he's updating.

No.82221
File: 128149663021.jpg-(31.10KB, 386x363, 1272926172554.jpg)
82221
>Jack/BQ

>>82207
Yep! >>81991

I know Jack and BQ/Slick and Snowman's hatred for each other being of the sexy variety wasn't exactly a great literary mystery, but I never thought we'd get any confirmation on that front.

No.82224
>>82205
I need to see a fanfic where Karkat gives Jack unsolicited romance advice because he thinks Jack and the Black Queen are an item and it's totally like this one movie he saw once and ohmygosh it's so perfect he should re-enact this one scene from it, he could just use these stupid grubs he just accidentally made in the ectobiology lab for the other characters

and he does, and Jack, or Slick rather, is just sitting there bleeding out all over that monitor with a bug-eyed look on his face.

No.82226
>>82224
This should be the troll flash.

No.82227
Oh gog I've been away from my computer for the past 14 hours and have had to constantly check for updates on my phone and checking on whas been going on here and I've still got a few hours until I get back home and I'M SHAKING LIKE A JUNKIE AND YOU ARE ALL ENABLERS I NEED MY FIX GOD DAMN YOU HUSSIE

No.82229
>>82219
holy shit you're right I forgot about Alternia's fucked-upedness

>>82224
oh my god YES
I don't watch enough romcoms to know of any appropriate songs for this scene though

No.82230
>>82224

oh my god I would die of hilarity if someone did this

No.82231
>>82206

Oh God, Homestuck, why do i want to see Jack noir fuck the Queen now, what are you DOING TO ME?

No.82232
>>82230
So Bea, a few seconds ago I took a glance at the art forum and noticed that you lived in the same hometown as me. So holy shit there's another MSPA fan over in this desert town with schizophrenic weather that's not related to me.

So on the update, Jack. With the Queen? Counts as kismesis? That is such a surprise. Man, look at that sarcasm.

No.82237
>>82232

Sis, if that's you get off plus4!!!!

(Hi Anon!)

No.82239
File: 128149942713.jpg-(42.21KB, 500x333, shark01.jpg)
82239
because i get bored and lonely.

No.82240
>>82232
>>82237

Has anyone ever noticed that you never see Bea and anon post at the same time...?

No.82241
Spades slick helping jack noir trough karkat trough the kids.

calling it

No.82242
File: 128150011529.png-(122.85KB, 1245x680, wawaohmygod.png)
82242
>>81874
not to get off the subject, but this is like balm for all the raeg in the world

i will smile forever, my day is improved tenfold

did anyone get to makin this an mp4 for portability?

No.82243
>>82242

I have downloaded the song, I have it on loop right now. I can see every panel of the flash in my head as it goes.

No.82245
>>82240
But that can't be true. It just can't. Does that mean that any and all anonymous /co/mrade is Bea? That she's responsible for maxing all these Homestuck threads? That she's regularly having conversations with herself? Are we all the same person with multiple personalities? Am I Bea?

No.82248
File: 12815012176.jpg-(93.50KB, 1064x661, imnotgonadrawherasarobottomuchwork.jpg)
82248

No.82249
>>82245
that is exactly what is happening

No.82250
File: 128150125519.jpg-(100.98KB, 1064x661, OBEY.jpg)
82250

No.82252
>>82245
sup, me

No.82254
>>82252
Hi me. At least I'll never be alone ever again. But then again, would this be like having a dozen people doing the exact same thing you're doing? If I go to the bathroom, would that mean that there's a dozen people watching me? If I go to sleep, do we all sleep in the same bed? If the SWAT Team suddenly burst through my front door, does it mean that it's one of you guys who did something illegal? Or would that be me?

No.82255
>>82254
>>82250
>>82252
you posted these out of order, pooplord! i/we have to talk to my/ourselves in a more convinging way.

No.82257
It seems that I'm one of the few that is ok with the whole trollmance thing.
In fact, I'm enjoying every single moment of it.
Because I know this will be a vital part of the plot. Somehow in the future. Only Andrew knows.
And I'm a sucker for certain romance plots.

No.82258
File: 128150305549.gif-(10.08KB, 650x450, 02394_1.gif)
82258
oh my god how did i not realise this on the first two readthroughs

i am SO SLOW

No.82259
>>82242

I hope so! I'd do it myself, but, uh, I have no idea how?

No.82260
>>82257
Man I'm liking it too! Not as a whole romance thing, but it is a genuinely interesting sort of lore for this act and I'm wholly supportive of learning more about it.

>>82258
Why are people just now noticing this, despite it being explicitly stated on a bunch of other occasions.

No.82261
>>82257

I'm enjoying it to. I already cared enough about the characters to postulate this sort of thing. This is just making me a sucker.

I honestly wouldn't blame Andrew if he decided to take another week hiatus at this point. I'd be tempted to do the same in his position. I reckon what he could do is make the comic as normal for a week, but not upload any updates. That way he doesn't have to worry about fan bullshit for a week, and when the huge chunk gets uploaded at the end there's plenty to look at instead of going "omg comic sux now"

Also predictions for who will appear as examples for the other quadrants. I have no clue for clubs, but I'm definitely seeing either Equius and Nepeta or Dave and Bro in the diamond zone.

No.82262
File: 128150353359.png-(46.39KB, 800x600, zeo8.png)
82262
>>82258
Ah, well. People have missed even more obvious things.

I love Dad/Mom. She's kind of a whackjob and he's gentlemanly and supportive. It's cute!

No.82265
File: 128150406097.jpg-(156.69KB, 545x555, ThawedAndThwarted.jpg)
82265
>>82242

If you mean video mp4, I tried but I can't since it has the interactive controls ("play?" & "play again?")

:<

>>82257
>>82260
>>82261

Man, I'm having a blast. I'm just being a little tsuntsun because this shit is turning me into the little girl (well, if I ever shipped when I was a little girl) and that's... that's not something I'm proud of. [shifts eyes]

St-stupid Boper, it's not like I like your drawings or anything. A-and troll romance is stupid! So not cute! Not even in an entertainingly twisted kind of way.

No.82266
File: 128150419971.gif-(27.48KB, 147x150, bearq.gif)
82266
PS sweet avatar, Bea.

No.82268
File: 128150445936.png-(339.25KB, 1500x1500, The Archagent.png)
82268
>>82206

"Are you trying to seduce me, your majesty?"

No.82273
File: 128150460478.png-(284.08KB, 1000x1000, 2mhxufk.png)
82273
>>82169

FFFFFFFFCUTE

While I'm here I may as well repost some fanarts for y'all.

No.82277
>>82273
I think I recognize this style.
It reminds me Haikuninja's style.

No.82280
>>82268
Hahah oh man, I actually laughed out loud.
That fucking painting there is the perfect touch.

No.82284
>>82268
No, you're not.
This is amazing!

No.82288
Thread...I'm sorry you all had to be me.

And thanks Askal. :3

>>82266

Jim made it for it.

It's beautious~

>>82268

hnnnnnnnnnnnngggggg

>>82273

This fanart rocked. It's very Kate Beaton-ish

No.82289
>>82268
aaldjasldjalsdjAAAAAAAGH
I was JUST about to make a Graduate parody, but then "Oh, I guess I'll check +chan first!".

No.82292
>>82169
what are their arms just phasing through the bandages?
shoddy, very shoddy

No.82293
File: 128150619364.png-(18.66KB, 330x440, so romantic.png)
82293
>>82268

Pym, or whatever I'm supposed to call you now, you a bro.

No.82294
>>82292

I AM GOING TO WRITE AN ANGRY RANT ABOUT THIS!!!!!!

No.82295
>>82293
haha why is this so cute

No.82296
>>82273
Oh man I love Beaton-face Karkat so much

No.82297
>>82296
I knew that face looked familiar

No.82298
>>82265
maybe using one of those screen recording dealies would work for mp4ifying purposes

No.82299
File: 128150728796.jpg-(199.74KB, 692x900, best friend.jpg)
82299
>>82298

I guess, but I am too lazy :I

No.82300
File: 128150777747.jpg-(106.44KB, 672x566, tactl.jpg)
82300
I think this is the only Sollux x Equius fanart I've ever seen.

Artist figures Thollux codeth Equiuth' robotth

No.82301
File: 128150788865.jpg-(232.00KB, 722x963, HSsketches01.jpg)
82301

No.82302
File: 128150793631.png-(2.51KB, 92x67, notsure.png)
82302
>>82293

Nooooooo, my not-13-year-old, not-girl, not-squishy-and-vulnerable heart can't take any more of this.

No.82303
>>82302

what the fuck that's not my reaction image fuck this im going to bed

No.82304
File: 128150804458.png-(168.18KB, 650x450, Thcott Thummerth.png)
82304

No.82305
File: 128150827534.jpg-(188.95KB, 800x1267, JADE.jpg)
82305
I do not understand your American football which is more like rugby but with less hookers.

>>82302
>>82303

Hahahaha. Sleep well.

No.82306
>>82301
Okay this is where I'll end the night it's probably not going to get better than this until an update appears.

No.82307
File: 128150856243.jpg-(191.94KB, 596x800, hs-atga-hello.jpg)
82307
>>82306

Good night, Jim. May your dreamscape be rife with Karkat O'Malleys.

No.82308
File: 128150876338.png-(448.24KB, 683x1023, cfull_kanaya.png)
82308
I like this person's take on the trolls though their style's a bit too bright and snazzy for my boring minimalist sensibilities.

No.82309
File: 128150883523.png-(361.62KB, 799x1024, cfull_karkat.png)
82309
Also your HS character theme songs. Give them to me.

I am not yet spilling over with new musics.

No.82310
File: 128150890014.png-(453.31KB, 900x1002, cfull_sollux.png)
82310

No.82311
File: 128150894657.png-(510.96KB, 750x985, cfull_tavros.png)
82311
I love the Fiduspawn card in the spokes detail :3

No.82312
>>82305
>>82306
Nevermind this is better.

And I'm sure my dreams will be filled with mountains and mountains of irate fictional Irish trolls all chortling in terrible unision about fuckin troll potatoes and how much of douches the troll English are.

No.82313
File: 128150905833.png-(427.20KB, 800x1020, cfull_terezi.png)
82313

No.82314
File: 12815091623.png-(498.75KB, 629x1023, cfull_vriska.png)
82314
>>82312

The best dreams.

Also dream of terrifying Vriska with spider mandible-teeth.

No.82315
>>82303

tall!

>>82311

>the fidus card

omg

No.82316
File: 128150934843.png-(176.67KB, 700x700, JUNK pupa.png)
82316
This one's a domestic product though I haven't seen JUNK in these threads. He(?) has a thread in /draw/ if you wanna check out more though.

No.82317
>>82316

Junk was in the irc yesterday! She is pretty awesome and should hang out here more when we are flipping out over trollmance.

No.82318
File: 128150947317.png-(116.65KB, 700x376, iscribble INAPPROPIATE, Nepeta, troll Dave.png)
82318

No.82319
>>82301
Okay there are a lot of great things about this but my favorite part may be how the artist draws trolls without noses (and well, too). Not many people do that.

No.82320
How do I get in on this Pesterchat thing?

No.82321
>>82301
Okay there are a lot of great things about this but my favorite part may be how the artist draws trolls without noses (and well, too). Not many people do that.

No.82322
>>82320

The pester chum client? Just download it from the thread and run it.

No.82323
File: 128150981295.png-(151.64KB, 700x376, iscribble terrifying maiden grub, vriska PAWNCH.png)
82323
>>82317

Ah, she! I think I knew that once. Anyways, JUNK: ONE OF US.

>>82319

I like that too. Makes more sense for an insectoid species, methinks.

No.82324
>>82321
Fucking accidental doublepost that I can't delete.

No.82325
File: 128150995790.png-(34.74KB, 224x338, maleterezi.png)
82325

No.82327
File: 128151002582.png-(42.51KB, 466x446, femalekarkatsollux.png)
82327
>"eheheh you're not goiing on about tho2e awful moviie2 again are you"
>"FUCK YOU THEY ARE AWESOME, SOLLUX IS A TREMENDOUCHE, END OF STORY"

reposting the dialogue because I just like the term tremendouche

No.82328
File: 128151010589.png-(80.44KB, 489x493, femalegamzeetavros.png)
82328

No.82329
File: 128151016196.png-(122.69KB, 601x516, shred.png)
82329
Okay I'm over this

just go to the fanart thread, gawd

No.82330
File: 128151027570.png-(191.46KB, 476x452, fuck yo shipping wars.png)
82330
okay wait I lied

No.82331
File: 128151030381.png-(86.87KB, 490x400, sassy gay troll.png)
82331
I can't sleep without posting Sassy Gay Troll.

No.82332
>>82331

This makes me happier than you'll ever know, Askal.

No.82333
File: 128151044287.gif-(36.06KB, 650x450, whatareyoudoing1.gif)
82333
What are you doing?
What
What
WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnvgq8STMGM)

No.82335
  >>82332

Yessssssssss.

>>82334

Thanks for posting the link.
And now I can't sleep because I'm watching these.
Fucking-

No.82337
>>82316
>>82301
>>82307
Yo, do you know the artists for these? I like their styles.

No.82339
File: 128151273759.png-(18.66KB, 650x450, PATCHUUUUUU.png)
82339
So I was incredibly bored and uh, kinda ended up doing this

No.82340
>>82322

What thread where?

No.82342
>>82340
This one, I think: http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?30473-MILESTONE!-Pesterchum-2.0

No.82343
File: 128151413223.gif-(9.73KB, 650x450, eww.gif)
82343
Update

literal pails haha

No.82344
>>82338
Sweet, thanks. There isn't a way to actually see the last one's stuff, is there?

No.82345
>>82342

I think I got this thing to work. But I have no one to pester.

No.82346
File: 128151585020.png-(2.85KB, 175x93, 1270028371599.png)
82346
>>82343

whoa ok too much information

No.82347
>"We all take a moment to lament how pedestrian the human reproductive system is, and further lament that the phrase 'incestuous slurry' is not a feature of common parlance in human civilization."

Oh Hussie. Will you ever cease to make me laugh? <3

No.82348
File: 128151739482.png-(47.38KB, 586x720, sICK BURNS.png)
82348
Hahaha this is so much fun.

No.82349
>download pesterchum
>realize I have no one to talk to
>add people from here to list
>never talk to you guys anyway
>delete pesterchum

No.82350
>>82349
>get pesterchum
>don't give out name
>never talk to anyone
>keep pesterchum

I just think that it's cool that I have the thing on my computer. Like a virtual badge for my desktop.

No.82351
File: 128151968249.png-(191.91KB, 1176x1580, captchacard captor.png)
82351
uH another pic, again i put some /jam/ on /co/.:0

No.82353
File: 128152064799.png-(217.67KB, 324x362, shithead..png)
82353
>>82351
wtf .. is there ANYTHING you do thats not drawing down these cool PICTURES?

shithead.

No.82357
Well. That explains a good deal about what the fuck Vriska was just doing.

No.82358
>>82350
I just renamed and reicon'd my mIRC shortcut to pesterchum.

No.82359
Y'know, in a way, Andrew has once again broken up shipping between the group. With the kids it was Paradox Clones. With this, it's making Troll romance so fucking complicated that it's impossible to just simply have a pairing.

No.82360
>>82220
I wonder if he planned that...

>>82301
In the event that Kanaya and Vriska doesn't work out, this would be a most happy alternative.

>>82329
Your efforts are very much appreciated by those of us who are fearful of the MSPA forums for various reasons.

>>82351
Sweeeeet! Is that a living camcorder-grub I spy?

No.82361
File: 12815274951.gif-(14.28KB, 580x650, vrisk copy.gif)
82361
it's 5am and I am drawing homestuck shit
I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM
I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT

No.82363
>>82313
I still want to see Terezi in a Daredevil costume :(

No.82365
>>82301
Wow, I never thought I would like this pairing, but it has really grown on me.

And I don't care what people say, I still love Vriska/Tavros.

No.82366
DAMN IT HUSSIE ALL THIS HAD BETTER BE IMPORTANT I AM LOSING MY PATIENCE.

No.82368
So you're telling me it’s some horrible troll's job to go around and squeeze "pairing juice" out of the couples all over the planet into buckets to dump on Mother Grub? Well I'm glad troll kind was eradicated now.

Thankfully he hasn't gone into anything like sexual fetishes with trolls. I'd hate to see their version of things like Sadomasochism.

No.82370
>>82368

And by "hate", you of course mean "titillated."

No.82371
>>82368
>sadomasopedorobonecrobestiality.mp3

No.82374
>>82370
Don’t lump my fetish quadrant into yours.

No.82375
>>82351
Ahahahaha
Kanaya, you are the best Tomoyo.

No.82376
>>82374

You know what they say: Everyone is just a little bit sadomasopedorobonecrobestialisexual....

No.82378
>>82376
You're the only one that's said that and I'm not going to be forced into your stupid joke fetish.

No.82379
File: 128153450141.png-(414.73KB, 588x1409, 2hx27eu.png)
82379
The clarification on the earlier stuff was nice but really this was one thing that could have been left to the imagination. It's really just invited the question "Well, uh, how do couples 'mix' their genetic material in the first place?" (see picture).

Personally, it's a little bit disillusioning (really this is such a minor thing even if it doesn't sound like it), but the fact that trolls have ulterior motives for seeking partners other than personal gratification. That being "you best be loving and hating something fierce or the state-mandated ultra-killbots are gonna come knocking at your door". Kind of seems like it makes a relationship less special.

There's probably all kinds of romcoms on Alternia dealing with that very issue. "You don't really love me! You only love me so the Imperial Deathsquad will sanction your continued existence!"

No.82380
  >>82378

Calm down; it's from a song written about the CTxAA romance.
Can I embed YouTube here? I think I can.

No.82381
>>82379
dude take that shit to /pco/, nobody wants to see hardcore porn on the sfw board

No.82382
>>82293
>>82307
>>82301
Simply cute.

>>82351
>Vriska as Sakura
>Kanaya as Tomoyo
Andrei, more like BROndei.
ALso, don't forget to update your dA bro!
Seriously, is starving in stuff.

>>82330
>fuck yo shipping wars.png
A very proper filename.

>>82316
Damn, I need to go more over the irc. I always forget about it.

>>82361
I can't wait to see the finished result of this.

>>82349
I have a pic with some of the chumhandles.
I can upload it when I get back at home.

>>82375
Don't mind if I agree with you.

No.82384
>>82378

Humor us for fuck's sake, will ya?

>>82379

I think it's pretty clear from the recent updates that trolls experience the concupiscent humors more urgently than humans do. I'd say it's very rare that the GFC (Genetic Fluids Collector) Drone happens upon a troll that can't satisfy requirements. Trolls prolly view their relationships with a lot of sincerity, the GFC drone thing is just sort of background noise.

No.82385
This latest update feels particularly weird in the context of Karkat's earlier comments to Vriska, in that he acted as though concupiscent relationships - while usually desirable to the participants - were essentially optional, and participation was up to the one seeking or not seeking them out. Vriska's matesprit potential was laughed off with a "SERIOUSLY, LIKE THAT WOULD EVEN INTEREST YOU" - as though she had any choice in the matter! But apparently she doesn't; it's mate (eventually) or die! I get the feeling that would spur nearly anyone to action, even if they wouldn't be seeking a relationship out on its own merits.

That detail just seems so out-of-place given what we know already. It's frankly boggling to me.

No.82386
I'm gonna put myself in the "TMI, Hussie" camp. It's interesting, but it would have been perfectly fine to leave up to our imaginations. Also, it drives home the fact that if their planet hadn't been destroyed, most of these kids would have been culled. When Karkat told Vriska that she had zero luck in romance, he was saying that she was probably going to die.

No.82388
>>82385

Everything Hussey does is arcane and baroque in its complexity. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a way for non-mating trolls to avoid execution for failing to comply to mating protocols.

Perhaps some sort of city underground, populated by draft dodgers (mate dodgers? Genetic propagation protocol dodgers?)?

No.82389
>>82385

It turns out romcoms are actually state produced propaganda on alternia. Filed under "education".

No.82390
>>82386

For a species that sleeps in goo to avoid horrible Jungian nightmares, and actively engages in interstellar conquest on a massive scale, death is probably not that big a deal....

No.82391
>>82388

Funny how there are loads of fictional dystopian worlds where procreation and feelings are prohibited but on Alternia it's the opposite. Love or DIE, motherfucker.

No.82392
>>82391
You can't build and maintain a galaxy-spanning empire without having a lot of kids.

I'm wondering though. Do the drones go after the more mature trolls at home, or do they travel around and visit adult trolls wherever they're posted? Or do the adults like all meet up in a certain place once every solar sweep?

No.82393
>>82392

It sounds like the Drone(s) go to wherever the adults are. If all the adults gathered together for a big orgy, that would A) Make the Empire extremely vulnerable for a brief time, and B) Make drones unnecessary.

No.82394
>>82392
Oh god, I hope Andrew doesn't see this, he might actually try to explain it.

No.82395
>>82394

Next pages are already slated as a comprehensive overview of troll reproductive anatomy.

This will be on the test.

No.82397
>>82393
They'd probably go in shifts or by regiment or something. And not necessarily to the same place, just near the home planet, so the drones don't have to move as far.

Yeah, gonna stop thinking about this too much.

No.82398
>>82397
So there could be drones filled to the brim with genetic material trying to go back to where the brood world is supposed to be and looking for a Mother Grub that has been long sense atomized.

No.82399
>>82343
>"GIMME YOUR CUM OR I'LL KILL YOU"
"wHOA, wHAT"

"FINE, SHITHEAD. HERE IT IS. NOW BATHE IN MY VISCID LOVE NECTAR AND WRITE ME A FUCKING SONNET. "

": 33 < i will see if he purrmits it"

"0k"

No.82400
>>82301
I love these sketches. The subtle way an alien face is made to look different, to say nothing of the outfits and interactions.

There are probably also troll Romcoms where someone convinces someone else that the imperial drone is arriving at a different date or a lot sooner, or impersonates them, etc., in order to make someone step up a relationship or a feud with the other troll that the hoaxing friend is so sure is just perfect for them.

Also, moirally pairs or auspistice trios that get SUPRISE VISIT and have to pretend to be kismesis or matesprite to fool the drone and everyone else then fall into further love/hate.

No.82404
>>82379
I'm just seeing monthly fluid-vomiting as like, dreadful menstruation. Can't come out bros, paralysed regurgitating
...Sounds like my ex actually

No.82406
While I've been somewhat bored with this little detour into Troll romance technobabble I do like the idea of a giant, imposing authority figure going door-to-door to collect love juices in a big ol bucket

No.82408
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82408
>>82385
>it's mate or die

No.82410
>>82406

It's a simpler society, in a simpler time, with simpler values.

I could see state-produced propaganda with IMAGES of wholesome Alternian farmlands and idyllic, rustic people going about their business, all extolling the virtues of the Imperial Drones.

No.82411
Guys guys guys. They're trolls, but they're still kids. They're probably not going to need set matesprit/kismesis pairs until they're adults. They can joke around with each other about not having paired up yet, and maybe some people have paired off, but they're basically still in troll high school. I don't think any of that "donate or be culled" stuff would have applied to them for any time in the duration of the comic.

No.82414
>>82411

Assuming, of course, that their life cycle is similar to humans. For all we know, concupiscent maturity sets in early in their species.

No.82417
I demand more Imperial Drones.

No.82421
>>82417
I was going to say "I doubt you'll see them again, I think Hussie just made them up 24 hours ago," but then I stopped to think about it and now I'm not so sure. The "filial pail" stuff seems like spontaneous nonsense too, but I remember Hussie Twittering something like "Who wouldn't fill a filial pail for those voluptuous, Mother Grub lips", and that was about a month ago.

No.82423
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82423
>>82411

The donate or be culled this doesn't apply to the troll kids because their entire civilization is dead and they're stuck in an asteroid field waiting for their inevitable doom.

No.82426
>>82421
The first update that mentioned the Mother Grub also mentioned imperial drones with filial pails.

No.82428
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82428
I guess I'm the only one who loves bizarre tidbits of alien species oddity? Vaguely disturbing nuances of culture that inspire uncomfortable ideas are the best nuances! Fuck yeah, sci-fi!

>>82344

You can click "Find all posts" on the sidebar and look through their post history for art posts.

Also, ML7 posted an mp4 of Double Rainbow. Hooray!
http://www.mediafire.com/?zc69k1t562gj1wj

No.82429
>>82421

Filial pails were mentioned live two months ago when hivebent started. Maybe you should reread it!

No.82432
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82432
>>Currently working on a project of "ghettoing" all the trolls and kids. Wanted to finish up one completely to post. Its VatoTavros, everyone!

Oh my God, loling forever.

No.82434
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82434
>>82417

Wawawawawawawawawawawa

No.82435
>>82385
Maybe the trolls them selves don't know this. like there driven on instinct alone and when it shows up they just know what it wants.

No.82439
>>82429
Two months, really? My god, it doesn't seem that long. At any rate, I'd like to see a few Drones at work in the story, even if it's just background stuff. Towering, spiny-plated insectile warriors, clacking when they move, breathing red steam from every joint...carrying their little buckets around...

No.82441
>>82439

It'd be like the God Warriors from Nausicaa.....but without deadly radiation.

No.82442
so pesterchum names?

cannabisBrigader over here.

No.82443
>>82442
lowercaseUppercase

No.82444
>>82443

What you did thar. I saw it.

All of it....

No.82446
>>82423
I meant if the events of the comic not happened and the kids gone on to lead normal (troll) lives.

No.82447
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82447
"Give me every last drop or die!"

No.82449
>>82432
Oh my god, that is seven layers of awesome. The troll mudflap ladies are just absolutely perfect.

No.82450
>>82447
jesuschristhowhorrifying.jpg

Also , I'm psychoticRecluse. I may or may not ever be on, on account of my stupid computer.

No.82451
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82451
>>82447

No.82453
>>82442
captainRaptor
>>82447
fffffffffffffff

No.82454
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003614

TT!John said that s/he knows what the trolls look like, but when was a troll ever revealed directly to the kids? There's a lot of pages to pick through ... any help would be appreciated.

No.82455
>>82454
When Terezi sent John the Google LOWAS map there was a picture of her in the text bubbles that appeared when you clicked on the A and B points.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003585

No.82456
>>82454

gC sent him a picture of herself when John used her Google LOWAS map.

No.82457
Thanks, Bea, you're awesome.

Must have missed that. Found the map she drew based on which colors smelled nice. That was a bundle of h33h33s:

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003480

No.82458
>>82428
No you're not the only one. I live for this stuff. I hope he doesn't go too far into it because it's going to start messing with the mountain of theories I have, but right now it is like he is apologizing for stomping on my heart a few days ago. People are talking about biology!! It's like this stuff is actually interesting to them!! This fills me with joy.

>>82454
I think he was just taking a guess. Kanaya wouldn't know what Howie Mandel in Little Monsters looks like, so it's an empty statement that just sounds kind of impressive.

No.82459
Nah, Bea's right:

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003585

I was prepared to swear he'd seen an image but couldn't remember where exactly. Yeah, it's pretty hidden. Click A or B on the map, Terezi inserted a tiny image of her head. That's how John knew. Mystery solved.

Kind of a blink and you'll miss it moment as far as the trolls being revealed to the kids goes.

No.82460
>>82459
I found it pretty memorable... Terezi so clearly went out of her way to include a self-shot.

No.82461
Clearly that means she loves him.

No.82462
Yes, because this is how trolls say, "Hi, I think you're fine. Let's hook up."

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003428

I'm jus' sayin'.

No.82463
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82463
JUNK draws good ladies

No.82466
so hey do you think troll culture is so fucked up due to Doc Scratch's meddling?

No.82467
>>82463
Rose's mom is so incredibly sexy.

No.82468
What's really nice about the Hivebent arc is that now we have actual names for the trolls instead of handles.

Also, I'm actually starting to forget the Homestuck kids were part of the same comic as the Hivebent ones. It'll be weird going back to them.

No.82470
ca's lusus will be one of these scary drone things.

No.82471
>>82339
This is great.

No.82472
Are we still posting Pesterchat names?

Mine is crypticCowboy

No.82474
>>82470
Yeah I could see cA having the same horn structure as a drone

No.82475
>>82443
>>82450
>>82453
>>82472

added

No.82481
Wait, on Pesterchum you can only talk to one person at a time? That sucks :<

No.82482
>>82470
I hope not because the drones kind of scare me a lot for reasons I don't fully comprehend.

No.82486
Rape by Vriska will save your life and hers, silly little Tavro. Do you want to 8e res8onsi8le for 8oth of your deaths!!!!!!!!

No.82491
If you're still adding, my chumhandle is generalIvan.

No.82493
gentlemanAdventurer, in case anyone else wants it.

No.82494
ERR UH THIS THREAD IS SUPER BUMP LIMIT BUT UH


terrifyingJunkyard

No.82501
NEWWWWWWWW THREAD >>82498



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