A thread to discuss Homestuck (more like HOMESUCK). We also have an IRC to help unclutter (lol) the threads a little!"#bluhbluh is a pretty fuckin great irc room, but damn if it isn't confusing to get there. You can get to our irc by going to http://chat.mibbit.com/ choosing Esper [webirc] from the drop-down menu, typing whatever you want as your nickname in the "nick" box, typing #Bluhbluh in the "Channel" box and pressing go.Also if you need or want an alternative irc program (or client) I wrote this handy guide to help you out.http://pastebin.com/XSsJqje4Once you're in we'll teach you kung fu and shit." -Puddkudos to one of out lovely resident artists for coming up with the lovely pun in this thread title's name.
nooooo I'm going to feel depressed every time I click on this thread now why did you have to use that picture
>>82502Because your tears are so delicious
so to put it in the new thread theres a PESTERCHUM client that works pretty decenthttp://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?30473-MILESTONE!-Pesterchum-2.0use this website, post names here. Mine is cannabisBrigader
WHERE ARE THE UPDATES, HUSSIE? YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE UPDATES.
>>82502that picture is fucking funny. Sorry!
>>82507hahahahawhat's with those weird dragon ears though
also that chatroom is Terrible. Sorry!
>>82505We should start adding this to the OP.oh god monstrous OPs for hoemstuck why>>82506he's being spiteful and withholding them because you got impatient!WHY ANONYMOUS WHY
>>82512ahahaha
>>82512hahaha, awesome.
>>82507>>82512flawless thread start
I had a pretty good conversation with CB on Pesterchum. I want more Pester pals to pester though. I am crypticCowboy.
>>82507Perfect!
Due to Pesterchum not liking my account name, I'm now simply gentleMan.
>>82523Wait, were you gentlemanAdventurer? Because I added you and it shows up fine.
>>82520I love that video.>>82511u dont liek #bluhbluh? :(
hnnnngh
Maybe you guys can help me, because I have hit a total brick wall. I have NO idea how/what to do for her mouth.
>>82528shoop in the trollface smile and you're done.
>>82507This, I demand more of this. I demand this in a firm and resolute way, which does not at all involve clasped hands and shuffling towards you on my knees.
>>82528Nervous lipbitan? She seems pretty uncomfortable about her scar being visible :<Looking great so far.
Hurr, have this thing I made.
>>82528
>>82532I saw this on dA! I really like your colouring style. (:
>>82529
>>82532Oh wow, that's huge, sorry. Have a smaller version>>82534Thanks D:
>>82536That's really good, like Sockpuppy said, your coloring is really cool. My only issue is that the position of his hands looks kinda weird. His right mostly.
>>82538I agree. I always seem to mess up on the hands, the inking especially. I was too lazy to fix it.
>>82498I am such a sucker for sad and pretty things, and that is most pretty and sad.>>82520 >>82525These are making me titter like a doofus, and I'm not even familiar with the reference.>>82527She wears that well.>>82528 >>82531Seconding the lip-bite.I quite like her scar.>>82532That is a hella-sweet thing you have made!
>>82540
>>82511man we just gotta teach you more kung-fu
Just had a really fun pesterchum chat which resulted in me getting blocked.That guy was pretty cool.
>>82541Thank you for enlightening me. :) Much amusement was had.
>>82540>>82531Something like this?
>>82541Huh. I thought it was a cat thing, like bury him in the yard. Or is that if she left him in Karkat's shoe?
>>82525I think anon means that it's pretty dead today.
stupid lousy compelling pesterchumok I joined the club: clearcutScrambler if anyone is interested
>>82549No I mean I don't like it never had never will. It is the Crips to my Bloods.
>>82547Yes, is good.
>>82532You made that? I love that!>>82547Yes!and yes more leaf getting yes
>>82548No, dude, every kid knows leaves are the main components of a magical healing poultice. Jesus.
Oh man, I go to the site o check for updates (there are none, don't go look) and am greeted by THIS.I immediately think to myself "HAHA, that's pretty brilliant satire, it must be a pretty funny webcomic." But it's not. It's completely serious.Is this was the internet thinks of us?...Alternate reaction:HEY BEA CHECK IT OUT I FINALLY FOUND A WAY TO HELP YOU PICK UP CHICKS
>>82557Does the pick-up guide involve robots, or at least buckets?
>>82557>implying Bea needs help to pick up chicks
>>82557Pffttt like I need their helpthis .gif sparklesalso hussie look what you've donelook at itlook
fancifulNinja5o hoVV 'boVt them pe5terchVm qVirks god that'd be hard to read
Okay, I guess this is done. Threw a crappy background on it to get rid of that whitespace.
>>82557Bea doesn't need help. Her chick-picking-up technique is flawless.
>>82506IT IS RIGHT HERE, GOGDAMMIT, JUST TAKE A LOOK YOU DOUBLE-SHIPPER
>>82568First, Bea charms her with wit and charisma. Then, Bea takes her home and chops them. Then in the morning, she sends them to her neighbors. Wait, I think I'm thinking of someone else. But who?
>>82569hey speakin' of updates we got fedora page!
>>82572Fedora the Explora
fedora page
Oh boy another update of stuff we knew already.
thunderingAsshole. I don't know why.also nice seizureriffic update
>words words wordsUgh, I don't care, go ahead Hussie, keep talking about troll love and stuff, but is there any way you can right with less words?
OH GOD MY EYES
>and unlike humans who have very orderly, simple, straightforward romantic relationships without exception, trolls exist in a state of almost perpetual confusion and generally have no idea what the hell is going on.
Okay I'm not sure if I got this pesterchum thing down yet. Does anything come up for warpedHandryer?
aw more expositionoh well
Oh hey, there's an update ! Maybe I'll learn more about troll romance.> reads update> pic related
>>82582I added you but it says you're offline.Did you hit enter after you typed your name?
>>82567Omigosh. VRISKA COME HERE I AM GOING TO HUG YOU. Love the crisp look as always, bro.>>82581Triple seizure combo.Re: updateOh, okay. I don't mind myself, the little exposition breaks like this are what made Problem Sleuth an easy read for me even though I only caught it after it was done and read it with all the fury and speed of a rhinoceros in heat.Also, chumhandle is vagrantWoofbeast though I'm not on the interbutts in general a lot right now, and almost never open chat programs. looooool
>Being confused by troll relationships is one thing we do have in common though. A-yup.
It's not so much confusion as this is just nonsense but whatever. Keep running the joke into the ground as much as you want.
I'm enjoying these exposition-dump updates! they clarify a lot of the finer details of TROLLMANCE, which I appreciate.And I'm used to webcomics being called fast updaters if they put up three new pages in a week so I have no issues at all with Hussie's current update speed. He is an art MACHINE.
GODDAMN! THIS UPDATE! MY EYES!
>>82588Certainly.>>82590I'm also apreciating all this infodump, since it's very clarifying.
>>82585 NOT VALID. Um, did rickshawTerminator get in?
>>82567Flustered Vriska is cute. :)And yay updates! Okay, the story is basically at a halt, but the nerd in me that loves details is enraptured by all this.
I like these updates, but then I tend to like the nerdy world-building sections of books so I'm not the most reliable judge.
>>82581I fucking love watching this gif I can't be alone.
>>82567:3
>>82593Yep.
FFFFUUUUUUCK usually, Hussie, the shit you pull with animated gifs only gives me a headache, but this update actually managed to agitate my epilepsy. I in pain, Hussie.
So I guess Equius pity wuvved Aradia, who hated him in return, BUT they've since reached an equilibrium and oscillate between black and red romance?I'm sorry, but I love this shit.>>82596It's like watching combining mecha.fORM, uHHH, fEET AND LEGS,Form, arms and 8ody!!!!!!!!And Ill Form The Head
>>82594 >>82595Whoa...I'm not alone! :D>>82596Agreed, I freakin' love that. I must have sat and just watched that thing over a dozen times. It's entrancing...
These are both useful for understanding the story and annoying as hell. Oh well, I'll reread the whole story at the end and then pass judgment.Also:threnodyZiggurat
Oh i see I understand everything completely now.Troll romance isn't that complicated.
>>82593Enter into pesterchats and see what your name is.
Chum aquired, now if I can only talk this could go places.
I am still psychoticRecluse and I still might not ever be on.
>>82606i'm messaging everybody i can so if you want someone to msg than pester me!!!
I approve of this exposition dump. Some of it is stuff we've already figured out, but some of it (like the goddamn Imperial Drone) is new stuff that casts a totally new light onto previous statements and actions.
I...can't look away.it's kind of hypnotizing....
I like all this exposition, but then again I'm into reading details about fictional countries, societies, and worlds and I know that's not everyone's thing.
My new avatar suddenly makes half of my posts on the forums retroactively hilarious.
>>82608>Pester cannabis brigader>fucking nothing
>trolls exist in a state of almost perpetual confusion and generally have no idea what the hell is going on.Story of my Life
fist bunp to my world buildan lovan brothas>>82612THIS IS GREAT.
So we just have to wait for him to explain diamonds romance and then we can get on with the story right?
>>82614whats your pesterchum i'll pester you i'm the only one doing it right i think!
>>82617hahahaha
>>82618threnodyZigguratI started at the letters and worked backwards into the theme.
>>82620says you aren't online, even sent you a pester with no luck.
So it sounds like what Aradia and Equius have going on is terrifyingly unstable. Like, well, them. But I wonder if they're going to need an auspistice themselves sooner or later.(ophidianSophist)
>>82621Obvious answer: Restart the program.
I just had a weird idea about certain characters being Pokemon trainers. I got as far as John having a Mr. Mime and a Haunter before I thought "this is either the best or the stupidest idea I've ever had. I should tell the Internet about it".
>>82624I do this sometimes too. I'll be all like "Tavros would have a Tauros of course but he'd probably have like a Beautifly too and WOW WHAT AM I DOING"It's a visceral compulsion, like associating characters with the various Lantern Corps.
>>82624do it
>>82624I don't see John having a Haunter but I can dig the Mr. Mime idea. Jade totally has a singing Sunkern (holy shit I usually don't remember this one exists)
>>82627karkat would have a scyther, thats obvious.
John:HaunterSmoochum (nickname Casey)CaterpieRotomRose:PersianTentacruelHypnoMismagiusDave:BlazikenHonchcrowMr Mime (nickname Cal)SmugleafJade:OmanyteSnorlaxSunfloraRegisteelThis was just on a "type the first bullshit that comes to your head" thing, so feel free to tell me how wrong it all is.
John would have a party of Bidoofs because he wouldn't realize you could swap pokemon out at Pokecenters.
>>82629Also Kingler and Kabutopsand Luvdisc.
>>82630I tried to make Pokemon teams for the kids awhile back but got stuck when it came to Rose. John and Jade were super easy, though.
Wait.Would the Trolls be like Team Rocket?And the Exiles like Gym Leaders?
>>82634Denizens are the elite four, Jack Noir is the champion.
IS IT TIME FOR EXILE FANART?I THINK IT IS
Dammit HUSS I don't caaaaaaare, skip to the part where Kanaya is happy and not sad.
>>82637the coloooors~This is adorable.
>>82638But then she won't be as funny anymore.
>>82625 I know Karkat would be a Red Lantern, but I really want him to be a Star Sapphire.( artilleryNouveau )
I hope Kanaya gets over Vriska and falls into auspisticing her and Tavros and being okay with it. I hope she's happy in the end, but I don't want her to end up with Vriska, they're wrong for each other. :(
Oh god I finally remember an event in my life that I can think of and use to relate to this whole situation:Being Kicked Out of the Threesome.Really a very wounding experience.
>>82646Interesting..
Trolls are fuckin' retarded.
>>82649Well I guess it's only natural for them to be confused about all this stuff because they don't have parents to explain all this shit to them. The trolls they have to look up to are adolescents who also don't know what the fuck they're doing.
>>82646....Well, i mean, it's happened to me, too, but it's a bit more like realizing you've been friend-zoned a crush and they still want you around to keep their relationship healthy. It's more like being forced into the threesome when you only wanted to be with one of them.
>>82650Hey my parents never explained it to me.Sex education is probably state mandated on Alternia due to the whole killdrone thing. If you fail romance class you don't graduate. That includes ballroom dancing.
>>82653And not graduating is cause for immediate culling.
>>82653You had parents to learn from by example, though.Pretty sure everything on Alternia is like "if you can't figure this stuff out for yourself then it's no one's fault but yours when you get culled."
Or they're all expected to pick it up from pop culture sorta like Karkat did, since it seems like they have nothing to do with their time besides goof off.
I imagine the Cave of Trials to be something like Legends of The Hidden Temple combined with a prep school.
>>82657Trolls who can not figure out how to put the silver monkey together are purged right then and there
>>82650My friend believes that trolls learn everything about their culture from the internet and that explains a LOT.
Trolls have the internet, so parents obviously become obsolete. Who else can provide better advice, anyway? Certainly not Equius.
>>82657>>82658
s[] this psester ch[_]m thing is pretty f[_]n zI g[_]ess if you want to add s[]me[]ne zMy hanndle is doctorGradamit
>>82637At first I thought this was by Bea because it has a bee as the signature.
>unlike humans who have very orderly, simple, straightforward romantic relationships without exception,Dude is trolling the hell out of SOMEBODY.
>>82665That's sarcasm. a lot of this "you can't hope to understand it" is sarcasm. It's calling back to the early troll days where Karkat would talk about how John could never understand his culture in any way because John (and humanity) is idiotic.
>>82661>>trollmec.pngoh god I spit my coffee
>>82658Which is only as it should be.
>>82666I agree that it's sarcasm, but the way he phrases it, it's like he's asking to be inundated with emails telling him all kinds of relationship horror stories. It's funny as hell, but I hope his email service doesn't break.
>>82661Hahah, oh god Bea, I fucking lost it.Added a little blush, seemed like it needed it.
>>82673Did you loose your motivation when you realized you put the hand on backwards?
>>82674WELL FUCK I REALLY CAN'T DO SHIT LATELYRAAARGHHHdfkjhewruhwru>>82668>>82671that whole image was based around that one jokeAlso, yeah the blush looks nice!
>>82675Bea, I am sorry, maybe you should get on Pesterchum and I can sexually harass you give you some pointers.
>>82675Oh c'mon, it wasn't that bad. I really like how you draw faces.
>>82676>>82677I am just frustrated at many things right now and have an astounding headache. I just need a day to get over it. I was trying to force myself to be productive and do (stupid) things on a day where I've felt like I've been beat over the head with a folding chair.sage for whining!Instead imma post this from the fanart forums because it owns.
update
>>82678BEA COME HERE I AM GOING TO HUG YOU.
What the fuck when I checked I could see the updates with no pictures, but now the site is down. Something about how Trolls confuse themselves over if something is moiralliegance or not.
>>82678awesomeidk why but i think my pesterchum broke (I'M TOO POPULAR HUEHUEHUE) so i'm sorry Gradamnit and aN for ceasing my pestering so oon!
>>82680OH MY GOD OH MY GOD CALIGULASAQUARIUM
>>82680OOHHHHH MAAANNNN
>>82681OH MY GODCA IS A SUPER VILLAINAWESOMECC is cute! :3>>82681noooo not human contactmy weaknesssssss(thx askal)
. . . OK, didn't expect the facefins.
HAWHAWHAWCA is suck a loser dork. I laugh at his dorkiness.
>>82686OH FUCK YESdrawing supervillain CA RIGHT NOW
aaaaaapffft what horrible designs
Time to kick the fanart train into high gear.
OH MY GOD.We finally see them.YES.Sorry for my over excitement.
>>82686AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOh wow.I'm sorry was not expecting that.
Welp here they are.Will he flip a coin to see who goes first?
>>82687Oh god no.My sister just said that CA is the hipster troll....The glasses and the scarf...Maybe?
>>82696That makes a hilarious amount of sense. Angsty hipster supervillain troll?
OH GOD CA IS SO AMAZING FFffffffff. So EXCITED.
>>82696Oh god, she's right, he's like fucking Rivers Cumo meets Dracula
>>82696Bea.Bea.I live in Oregon, trust me when I say he's more British supervillain than hipster.
>>82699meets harry potter
>>82700The hipster expert has spoken!It would be fun to have a striaght up asshole angsty troll!
Wait I'm confused. Does is the last line trying to say that they were born to be moirails or matesprits?
CC looks weird without eyebrows!I am calling a "spiteful wizard" theme for CA.
brb rereading CA's dialogue in Mandark's voice
>>82703Yes, that is pretty much the exact thing CA was angsting about in his last and only conversation.
And there we go. I can only hope the first fanart of all 12 trolls will be good. Like that poker scene.
>>82707I'm just stoked for ML7 to finish her lineup.
>>82710...you know, I don't really see Kanaya being stocky like that. She seems more the willowy type to me.
man, his little scowls and glares are so fun to draw
>>82712"nobody understaaaands meeeeee"
Also his horns form the schutzstaffel. Coincidence?
>>82714I figured they were lightning bolts, since he is Troll Harry Potter
>>82714They don't QUITE form the schutzstaffel. One of them would have to be rotated for that.
>>82715>>82714Or, y'know, they're jagged to fit his symbol.
>>82716Ah, right, my mistake
>>82686Haha oh god those horn-rimmed glassesso perfect
>>82712Haha, he seems perfect for your style.
Oh wow, the fact that he rages impotently at nearly the entire planet and mopes about getting friendzoned by his crush just makes his appearance more hilarious. Kanaya should just moirail-dump Vriska so that they can kismes like they're obviously gonna.CA<3<Vriska! Soooooo...DESPICADORABLE!
>>82686As expected.I was expecting both of them to be more like a Magic: The Gathering merfolk than a stereotypical merfork.
Their outfits are kinda dumbbb.
goon troll
>>82722Yeah, I'm so pumped, it's the best possible outcome
>>82726hahah oh god, that person is a genius>LOL! 2GRUB!>2GRUB!!1!
>>82686Is it just me, or does CC's head seem off? Like it's bigger than it should be in the back, near her hair. It's really bothering me. Love CA though. My patron troll is a supervillain, just as I've always aspired to be!
>>82725I can imagine that being the effect Andrew was going for in CA's case! I don't think it's possible to make him look any more nerdy-->>82726lmao nmAt any rate, everyone's outfits always look better in action panels.
Andrei says cA looks like Sassy Gay Friend.As soon as I'm sure of his speech patterns, I'm totally writing Sassy Gay Friend Trollian conversations.
Oh my god, the last two trolls are such glorious dorks.
>>82712Okay, now an actual drawing, not just a thing I shat out to get the first fanart of him.
>>82733:D He has no nose because he has gills! Perfect!
>>82733aghhh I just realized I forgot the glorious hornrims
I notice that only the girl is actually underwater. Maybe one of my questions about cA will get answered: Ever since I saw him pick up the pop bottle, I've wondered, "If you're such a gung-ho ocean fan, why aren't you in it? Why are you wearing such extremely non-swimwear shoes and pants?" I know, he could be in a dry cave under the sea, but I'm hoping that he's the only blueblood ruler of the seas who can't go swimming because it gives him panic attacks.
Just realized that CC's skirt looks like what Prospitians wear in the kids' session.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, FUCKING FINALLY THE SEADWELLERS I'M SO EXCITED I CANT EVENCC is pretty! and is cA some kind of hipster-drunk-pimp-supervillain wannabe or what
>>82734>>82735okay, there we go
so should I go through my deviantwatch backlog of 800+ pieces from the Homestuck Fans group?Or should I organize my horrible "Downloads" folder? It is 25 gigs of poorly organized images downloaded from 4chan, broadly organized in "Comics and Cartoons", "Vidya", "Warhammer", and similar categories. Its 17,509 files have destroyed hundreds of souls.I think I'll go through my Fanart backlog first actually
Oh dang my fanart was already crossposted.
>>82744You have my sympathies.
Have we not brought up the Faygo yet?Maybe it's the traditional beverage of highblood males.
cA has unusual bags under his eyes. I wonder if he's insomniac.
>>82747Nnnnno, that's the bottle Gamzee's Miracle Modus ejected, remember?
>>82740>drougt
yes I like my troll(she is the chubby one to me now not Nepeta)
>>82749Oh. How incredibly thickheaded of me.
>>82751The only reason that I am awake is to say that this is hella sweet.Now that I have said it I am not.zzz
That most vvile of vvillians, caligulasAquarium.>>82751Lovely! Kudos for the detail on the gills, too.
OTP
>>82755This is the best thing I've seen
>>82755It's so pretty, but at the same time, the faces really creep me out.
>>82757Maybe because SkepticArcher gives trolls weird alien noses.
>>82755Very nice! But still ... missing their pointy pointy teeth. Still very nice though.
God how are some people so good at drawing clothes.
>>82760God, I don't even know.I want to eat her heart and steal her magic.
>>82761>I want to eat her heart and steal her magic.I don't think drawing skills work like that.
>>82762>>82761Yeah, you gotta go for the brain. You eat the heart to gain someone's courage.Their rich, tasty courage.
>>82763Ah, of course, thanks man, that could've been a bit of a pickle
>>82764Best eat all of her, excluding the liver, of course.
>>82765Better safe than sorry.
>>82765But the liver is filled with iron, zinc, vitamins A and B6 and B12 and a bunch of other good stuffs.
>>82760Can't say I know how everyone does it, but from what I've seen the usual method is shitloads of practice from real-life objects. "Cloth draped over stuff" is one of the drawing drills that comes up a lot in art school.
Homestuck to cannibalism in two posts flat.I love you guys.>>82768Yeah, what you've got to be careful of is the Stomache, pierce that, and the acids will ruins the meat around it.
>>82768But it also carries in it those ghastly emotions. Do you want to feel how your food feels?
Man, I totally hear CA with a jewish mafioso accent.
>>82731lolnot sure if I'm gonna keep this design but yeah I drew this and you may see it.
>>82774God dammit stop posting your great doodles! Don't tempt us to cannibalize you too!
>>82775It's always been my dream to be cannibalized for my artistic tal--wait a second that sounds so wrongI am stopping anyway because it's 4AM and I need to sleep even though I don't want to.
>>82777hell i never let that stop me10am is obviously the best time to go to sleep
It hit me that CA's double V's might just be meant to be pronounced as W's. But I don't know what the fuck that means for the WW's.
as a brief interlude amidst the awesome CA and CC stuff, here's a pretty good picture of the other four trolls
>>82781...I want to push on Dave's horn...to see if it comes out somewhere else...
>>82781Ugh now I will never be able to not think of Dave as a unicorn.
My troll. He's super-villain Harry Potter. This could be awesome or epic suck.
agdashgd I totally called it when I woke upwell sort of"so I guess he'll show moirallegiance now I hope he introduces CC and CA!! but wait didn't Nepeta show that she was Equius' moirail oh no what if he just uses those two--HOLY SHIT HE DID BOTH"
>my face when cA is awesome and is now competing against Vriska in my fav list
Maybe it's just the fins but cC looks a bit chubby to me.
>>82793Blah, prerendered sprites. Once we see them in hero mode they will be our favorites. Just like every other troll. }:)
>>82686HAHAHAHAHAHA! This update is hilarious. Super-hipster-villain Harry Potter and Bluh Bluh Huge Sailor Fish!
>>82793If she's gonna spend all that time in the deep, dark oceans, she's going to need an insulating layer of blubber to keep her warm :-D
Lotta people made guesses at what cC would look like.NOBODY predicted facefins.
I just read an old MSPA thread in another forum.>Reply #1877 on: January 22, 2010, 03:19:08 am>Oh my God.>Only now, only now, do I realize that the Midnight Crew's equipment containers all come from the kids houses.>Damn it.God do I feel retarded.
>>82801... oh shit, I missed that too. Thanks; now *I* feel retarded.
>>82801It could also be that Hussey was just reusing sprites...
>CG: THE FACT THAT YOU ARE DUMB>CG: IS AN IMMUTABLE FACT I AM STATING FOR THE RECORD.>CG: IT DOES NOT MEAN ANIMOSITY IS WHAT IS TAKING PLACE HERE.>EB: oh, ok.>EB: so what do you want.Is this pretty much Karkat's way of saying "no homo"?
>>82751 Don't tempt me; they can always both be the chubby one if I feel inclined to draw them as such.
>>82806oh whoops i hit the tempt button
why do the fanart of cuttlefishCuller keep getting cuter and cuter
Oh god cC and cAcC is cutecA is... I'm not sureAlso Pesterchum. My handle's deliriousDegenerate, add me if you like.
Incidentally, it looks like other webcomics are following Hivebent's example.
bluh
>>82813Dadadadun dadadadun dadadadun DUN DA DUN!
oh my lord all of the art of the new trolls is solid gold
why is the design on the asshole trolls sooo goodvriska and CA, i love themalso CA's typing quirk is awesome because it makes me think about how his voice is and because i type like that i IMs (no punctuation, "fuckin", etc)
I literally can't even properly react to all the new fanart.>>82755bluhhhhhhh
>>82755The thumbnail made me think they were Troll Daria and Jane. That only makes me OTP them harder.
more fanart from the forums
It's always interesting to see how fanart and fan-conceptions of characaters quickly mutate in those few few days we're getting to know them. I look forward to this.
>>82637IT'S ALWAYS TIME FOR EXILE FANARTThey look so cute, and the colors... so shimmery!>>82740Oh noes! :o>>82751That is adorable. Why couldn't my troll have been adorable?>>82755So... very... pretty!>>82761 >>82774 >>82826Okay... I'm still unsure about my troll, but the fanart is definitely cool.>>82781This rocks, and they all look so cute. I wish to hug them all.
>>82808They really look a bit like Jade and John, don't they?
I wonder if Katie comes across this threads.
OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
>>82833ohgod the goons taught it to laugh
>>82832I know she's been in the /pco/ threads
>>82832I fuckin' love Katieand I love Katie's friend too who apparently drew this
>>82825Oh shit, I lost it once I finally recognized Crabby.
>>82841Katie friend is awesome and also Katie is toomy 2cents
Hey everybody I'm in a super drawing mood but I have like, no idea what to do. Please be a collective muse for me for a day? :D?
>>82846I guess draw all 6 of the troll girls doing something.
>>82846CC and CA doing things that underwater friends would do.
>>82846How about Gamzee in his unicycle?
>>82849cC and cA having a danceoff.I can't shake the image of their hive looking like a discotheque on the inside. Like with disco balls instead of chandeliers and the floor is tiled in brightly coloured flashing panels. cA keeps trying to change the music blaring in the hallways to stupid hipster crap but cC won't let him.
>>82846draw one of the characters fucking another of the characters.
>>82853go back to /pco/
>>82686Hey, it's Harry Potter and... acquaintance.
>>82855That's a sailor scout obviously
>Wait! More troll romance exposition please.God you just can't get enough of this can you! That would have been a great point for a transition out of this illustrated sociological study, but ok, if you insist.
Update.What the fuck is this, Hussie.
Oh Hussie, never stop.
>>82853>>82854No, no, an example must be made of this anon. For requesting such vulgarity, I bring you oblivion.I shall now be working on something CC cA themed. Not sure what though. It'll come to me in time, I'm sure.
>>82860don't stop doing these images hussie I love themthey are so fun to watchall the flashing(I am being completely sincere)>>82862hahahaha oh god that picture
>>82860CA and CC have a relationship that's pale on her side, flushed on his. GA and AG have a relationship that's pale on AG's side, flushed on GA's.AG and AT cannot reconcile their freak romance because he can't hate her enough for blackrom and she can't pity him enough for redrom. GA mediates.GA also mediates between CA and AG to make sure blackrom doesn't occur.~*~ the more you know ~*~
why is Kanaya's side a heart with Vriska?Confirmed lesbian!?!?!?!?
>>82862Just so you know this is exactly what I wanted. That is why I said "character" rather then kid or troll.
>>82867I don't have a slowpoke image. Pretend I used one.
>>82867Where were you in the past couple of weeks?
>>82867She was confirmed lesbian a long ass time ago. Both in comic and in hussies forum posts.
>>82870No wait, I meant days. Or do I?
>>82869 >>82871i must have missed something
>>82867Bisexuals exist. (In a society like Alternia's it's probably pretty common. Even to the point where it's weirder to go exclusively for one gender, maybe.) She did love Vriska though, I thought that was clear from her reaction. Tavros clearly didn't want it, she wouldn't have freaked out like that if she was into him.
welp, i thought kanaya was sad because she was being used. guess i couldn't detect the love thang
>>82862oh god why(because it's hilarious)>>82860DAMN IT HUSSIEit's a slow day at work and i just wanted to shit out a doodle blargglub glub vvelcome to innsmouth
>>82860Oh no, my brain!>>82865I figured that's what was being conveyed, but I kept getting distracted by flashing colors.
WWHY ARE YOU SO FAR AWWAY FROM MEI NEED HELP AND YOURE WWAY ACROSS THE SEA
>>82878>>glub glub vvelcome to innsmouthoh god
>>82871In hussie's posts? Where?
>>82876Why would she be upset that she was being used unless she had feelings for Vriska? If they were both legitimately just friends with each other, none of this love stuff going on, I really don't see why she'd have a problem with it.But it wasn't "I don't know why you want this dress Vriska but here you go, oh you're using it to woo this guy I thought you wanted to kill, that's kind of disturbing." It was "I don't know why you want this dress Vriska but I can't think of any reason aside from you like things I make for you and you want me to see you wearing them, oh you're using it to woo this guy I thought you wanted to kill and it has nothing to do with me at all, my heart is fucking crushed, I'm going to go sob in a corner for a while."
>>82881god DAMMITI was JUST entertaining thoughts of making a weezer joke!
Awww. this is cute. :3
cC/TavrosI am calling itbecause it would make this fucked up love dodecahedron even more fucked up and it's great
>>82886Island in the sun, right?
>>82884The mspa general chat thread. The forums search is broken so I'm not gona bother finding it.For one of the in comic bits of evidence.CA: your no good connivvin fuckin backstabbin girl crush thats wwhoGA: Overstating Our Relationship Wont Make Me Feel Very CooperativeGA: Its Paler Red Than That OkCA: pshhhhhh that is a fuckin laugh and you knoww it evveryone does
>>82878 >>82883wwe shall swwim out to that fuckin reef in the sea and dive dowwn through black abysses to fuckin yha-nthlei, and in that lair of the deep ones wwe shall dwwell amidst wonder and glory for evver
>>82884Found it!http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?31034-MSPA-Chat-35-Tyranny-and-Order-SPU-%28Special-Posting-Unit%29/page72All you have to do is seach for Hussie's name on every page.
In light of her weird f5 key hassling of Sollux later in her timeline she's probably more bi than anything but this whole troll relationship thing doesn't seem too hung up on genders so whatev.
>>82892that sounds like a lot of effort.
>>82892>>82894IIRC, the search function was down for some time when they changed the forums, and now it's 'broken' but it still searches - What exactly is wrong with it?
>>82895It doesn't pick up on all the posts. I was searching for Andrew last night and it only pulled up posts from before August 4th or 5th.
>>82893First she loves Vriska and then Sollux, but not Tavros, who I personally shipped her with, because she is sweet and helpful and that seems like the kind of person he needs more of in his life }:[
>>82895It's way behind.. The search says hussies most recent post was way back in the 33rd chat thread. we are now on the 36th chat thread and he has posted a ton in all thous threads. Does the same for other people whos post I like to read too.
>>82897I want Tavros to be sad and alone forever.
>>82900I want Tavros to be happy with Gamzee. >:(
>>82903>>82900I want both of these. Don't know how that could possibly work.
Re: update> all the while sifting through his own prickly romantic situationwait huh what
>>82908obviously.
>>82908He's talking about the plot of the troll version of Hitch.>Troll Will Smith's virtuosity with the delicate lattice of troll romance, as he would assist the bumbling fudgeblooded Troll Kevin James through the interwoven minefield-briarpatch of redrom and blackrom entanglements, all the while sifting through his own prickly romantic situation and ultimately learning the true meaning of hate and pity.
>>82893Her f5 hassling is a completely non-romantic Kan-is-a-technolo-derp interaction and the only reason shippers paired them because of it is because at the time there was zero real romantic subtext so shippers had to pull some from wherever they could!
>>82908I believe the "his" is referring to troll Will Smith.
John's Back
>But John didn't understand any of this because he's a moron, and he wouldn't shut up about his awful bullshit Earth movies. He would just go on and on and on about that garbage. Oh, John, you delightful scamp.
>>82911This is me not caring. I still think they are a better match than any other possible Kanaya pairings at the moment, except for Tavros maybe, but I think Kanaya and Tavros are better as a morail pair. And Rose, but Kanaya/Rose is another unrequited love like Kanaya/Vriska.hey you're the anon who has some sort of kismesis thing going on with this pairing aren't you
>This thread was made yesterday>Almost 400 posts>The last thread was made 3 days ago>almost 500 posts
Hey asshole stop deleting your posts like a chump, I can still see them (somehow???).
>>82919What the heck are you talking about?
>>82919>>82917What the fuck either you deleted your post and reposted it without alterations or me refreshing the page caused it to chopped off (somehow?????????)Except that it works now!?
>>82918homewreckerstuckthis comic is destroying us all
>>82918Welcome to homestuck on +/co/. There's a reason we've been bitching about /mspa/.
>>82921Look what I'm basically trying to say it that mutual-loser pity boning doesn't sit well with me.
>>82921I altered it a bit because I forgot about Kanaya's hero worship thing of Rose. Deleting it just took a long time.As that dumbfuck formspring commenter said, GA/TA 4 eva, bitches.
I ships GA with Being alone forever.I ship all the characters is Eternal Loneliness.
Haha this pun
>>82888I would love that.
I just thought about this. If Alternia was basically wiped out by meteors, would the trolls still be subjugated to the romance aspect of their lives if the Imperial Drones didn't survive?Kanaya took her Mother Grub's Matriorb so they could start anew, but would it be more of a leisure thing or will it stay as a "mate or die" situation?
>>82930It's unlikely to be "mate or die" anymore, since there's no enforcement that could reach them where they are. Instead, what it'd come down to is a "repopulate your species" scenario - if they don't pair up and get an incestuous slurry together, they might survive, but they'll be the last trolls to exist.
>>82929I missed that the first time around but yeah I could get into that.>>82930Thought just came to me, what if that matriorb isn't going to be used to repopulate, it's going to be sent back to become the first Mother Grub? Weirder things have happened.
>>82913Who's the jerkoff hanging around with Karkat there?
>>82933It's uU the thirteenth troll.That's the only possible explanation. Who else could it be??
>>82932But now how will I justify my troll orgy!?
Finally finished.
>>82936DAT'S AMAZING
>>82936hahah oh godyesss
>>82936Some of those are startlingly apt.
>>82935Every single troll is wrapped up, in some way, in a very large web of volatile romantic ties. Why do you need extra justification??>>82936yes I love you
>>82939Yeah, I was pretty amazed by Equius's naked pictures and Nepeta's tuna pudding.Also, Jeff singing the bridge was a masterstroke.
>>82941Terezi and laughing. Tavros never being happy. It's fuckin prophetic.
>>82936oh god i'm choking on laughter so hard right now
>>82934Looks kinda like that guy in Kanaya's FAQ. Dunno how he'd be hanging out with Karkat though.... isn't that thing millions of years old or something?
>>82936YES ILU.>>82940I'm just kidding. I'm not quite that far into this fandom's dark core to write orgies!
>>82913Ugh, great, just what this comic needs. More characters. Calling it now, this new white troll is some kind of king or important leader figure in Alternia. Probably has black blood or something along those lines.
>>82913>>82933>>82946Ugh what happened to his horns? He looks hideous.
>>82945just to make sure I didn't draw the horoscope song thing. I just reposted it from real /co/
>>82944Maybe Andrew will do an adjuvant sidestory about this guy that goes into his background and adventures.
>>82936Okay I think with some simple work in Paint and Windows Movie Maker I can make this a dumb ol' AMV. Should I do it, or should someone with actual talent for such things try their hand at it?
>>82936I listened to the song while looking at that.I was amazing.
>>82950...Well I guess not AMV, but I can't very well call it a WMV can I.
>>82947I'm guessing they're just to nubby to see under his hair. At least Karkat doesn't have to worry about having the dinkiest horns anymore.
>>82930My theory is that the virgin matriorb is fertilized by an incestuous slurry of paradox slime. The trolls are their own/each others' parents!>>82936owns owns owns
>>82917Yeah, but Hussie outright stated she's a "rainbow drinker", code for homosexual. I don't think she digs guys, period. But she's so unclear or timid about her feelings she keeps ending up pale instead of flushed with the ladies....now I wonder, with rainbow-drinker meaning what it does, what Troll Twilight is like. Troll Edward and Troll Jacob OTP? It would make more damn sense and entertainment than the actual book.But yeah. Kanaya can't fucking win. Better hope Rose is bi!
>>82956Wasn't rainbow drinker code for vampire?
>>82956Rainbow drinker is a troll vampire. He said that as a joke. Like he says most things.
>>82957Yes, but it implies gayness like "fairy" does for humans.Also sometimes the forums make the worst possible things. THE WORST!
Yeah. It means Troll Vampire, but he also stated in some chat that it's slang for homosexual. Thus my joke about whether or not Troll Twilight is different in hilarious ways.Also God damn he even had to openly state on the forum that Kanaya is gay, since so many people seemed not to get that.
>>82961I don't know if it's troll slang for homosexual or an unintended double entendre
>>82961I just don't like binary sexuality, especially not in Alternia's culture's case, troll reproduction and romance being what it is. Calling one of these characters gay or straight rubs me the wrong way, because these things are fairly new cultural concepts here, for one thing, and it fits better on a spectrum. It amazes me that so many people did not understand that she was crying for Vriska and not Tavros, though.>>82962It's the second, he thought it was funny after the fact, it's not legitimate slang.
>>82961I don't know how people didn't get the gay thing. I mean, she seems to be troubled about and in denial of her actual feelings for Vriska. The recent updates (before the infodump) seem to point toward her awakening to her feelings for Vriska and how Vriska doesn't feel that way about her.
>>82925oh god thanks for reminding me of fact seagull, I forgot about all of gankro's flashessorry guys carry on
>>82931How do we know this, anyway? Don't the trolls have an interstellar empire?
>>829681) Any given Incipisphere exists in an alternate dimension, cut off from the "real" universe except for the game mechanics.2) The Mother Grub lives on Alternia, and as such was presumably there when it was destroyed by Veil meteorites. Unless I've missed something, this leaves troll civilization at large without any other living children and unable to produce any more.Thus, the way I'm seeing it, the only trolls in a position to continue the species are the ones who played the game.
>>82964I don't like binary sexuality either. But in the case of Kanaya, I assume from what has been shown and written she prefers female trolls (or a Rose) in general. Or feminine ones. None of the male trolls have been very feminine so far, really. Anyways.My main problem wasn't even that, just that people seemed either dismissive and down-putting of, or just adamant in their confusion that KANAYA LOVES VRISKA which seemed to need a giant red sign to get across.Which Hussie provided. How handy.
>>82968Alternia is the homeworld and seems to be the only one they use for breeding. Without it they're doomed.The fact that they'd only have one planet for that sounds kind of stupid but it's not, really. Underneath Alternia is a gigantic expanse of caverns populated by lusus naturae, which are symbiotic organisms vital to reproduction and might not be able to survive anywhere else. That structure and biosphere are not easy to come by, obviously, and would be extremely difficult and time-consuming to artificially create.
>>82965At this point though we're not certain how Vriska might feel. She seems to be unaware of Kanaya's true feelings. If Kanaya would just open up and spill it, who knows how Vriska would react. She might balk, but then again she seems to want somebody to love (or hate), so she might be willing to reciprocate the feeling.I'm speculating on fictional romance, dammit Hussie, what have you done to me?
>>82973I don't want her to. I love Vriska but good lord I feel sorry for anyone that has to deal with her. Kanaya is so sweet, she deserves better than that.
>>82973We're all mad, here.That's my assumption, too. I bet ten bucks Vriska would do a backflip into Kanaya's arms if she knew how red she was for her, and God knows she needs it.But Kanaya's problem, which Karkat and cA mock her for, is that she's both too waffly and in self-denial over how she feels. She's red as a berry over Vriska, and ended up suffering for not making an advance on her in time.And now she's being dumb and hurt and will likely bottle it all up like a typical 13 year old! But I'm sure it'll come up again later in the plot, Vriska's got nobody else anyways and likely Kanaya won't feel any different anytime soon.But yeah. Vriska's first gate goes to her world. Awkward.
>>82974I figure that's the joke of it, Vriska would probably calm right the fuck down if she had Kanaya for a mate, or at least become bearable. Instead now the Trolls have to put up with unstable spider girl and bitter lumberjack lady for the entire damn game.
BEHOLD
>>82973Honestly, despite all the pretty fanart, Kanaya and Vriska just never seemed like they would work, and this is someone who likes the dysfunctional homo-horrorshow that is Karkat/Sollux.
>>82978My eyes cannot take this much beholding, man. What are you trying to do here, blind me?
>>82982Are you getting blind because it's a sucky drawing?
>>82983I think it's a pretty cool doodle. I like your style.
>>82984I agree, I like the angular style.Also the various interpretations of cA's hair are endlessly amusing to me.
>>82971That might have been a case of Kanaya/Tavros (and Kanaya/SomeOtherGuy) shippers being in outright denial because obviously she's gone over the Gay Event Horizon and can't ever like guys ever now that she likes one girl isn't that how it works?! Also people thinking that because Tavros/Kanaya is on Nepeta's shipping wall and Vriska/Tavros isn't, Kanaya is obviously upset over Tavros because Nepeta's shipper instincts are always right on the mark.That irritated me a lot too, in any case. I wouldn't call Vriska particularly feminine though, except for maybe how she talks. Kanaya just wants someone pretty much opposite of herself to lean on her for support, so she can fill in all the gaps in their life, and gets her cornered into auspisticing or moirail relationships because that's what those relationships are for usually.Who wouldn't go gay for troll Rose anyway? Kanaya's version is pretty much the epotime of badass.>>82981I agree with this.
>>82985Everyone seems to settle somewhere on a spectrum ranging from Fauxhawk to full-on Vegeta
>>82974 >>82981I suppose it does seem like a rather rough fit. Though I'd like to think >>82976 is right, and that Kanaya as a mate would calm Vriska down a bit.>>82975That's the other thing though. Kanaya would have to get over her own indecision and step up. And that's right, they'll be meeting up soon. Oh my...All that said, I kind of think Kanaya x Rose would be pretty neat. Mostly though I just want everyone to be happy. I hate to see such sad trolls.>>82978We're men!Manly men!
>>82983No way man, those are some damn fine dude trolls
>>82987You're right, Vriska is actually pretty masculine, but is sort of... well, not butch. I don't like using butch/dyke it's also too binary. Hell I dunno where I'm going with this, other than I thought Vriska/Kanaya worked well right away out of my own dumb instinct. Vriska does at least seem to have a proper appreciation of fashion and makeup.But yeah Troll Rose for every OTP. Too blatantly illogical to fit Rose/Kanaya into the story but I do like that she does have a crush on her (and who doesn't as you said).I'm okay leaving Kanaya sad now since the payoff will be all the more heartwarming once it comes. If it comes. It better come. God please Hussie.
>>82984>>82985>>82990Yesss thanks guys!I wasn't really sure where to go with CA's troll, but I'm pretty happy with how it turned out. I might attempt to draw the girls later.
>>82993Derp. By troll I meant hair.
I don't care what anyone says, Kanaya/Vriska is my OTP.Besides, we all know you have ulterior motives for arguing against it, Sock.
>>82995Haha, I actually like Sollux/Karkat a lot for no good reason, never sure why people liked Sollux/Kanaya. He seemed to think she was a total luddite!I already liked the comic, so I think I exploded when my one real desired ship turned out to be true, if... tragic, so far. Wishes granted by Hussie are like a monkey's paw. I don't envy any other ships that end up coming into port.
>>82995shut up i can be objective if i want>>82992I think it would be kind of cool if she... got over it, without being paired up with anyone in the end, because you don't see that in fiction very often.
>>82997I actually wouldn't mind either, but even if Hussie subverts things often, I figuring he'll give it some positive resolution. I would like Vriska and Kanaya to be happy, especially Vriska. And she ain't gettin' a piece of Pupa.
>>82996>Wishes granted by Hussie are like a monkey's paw.That seems rather accurate. Which feeds my pessimistic inclinations to not hope for anything particular from this story. Why hope for something if it's only granted as a perverse mockery?I'm a huge Eeyore, bluh bluh.
>>82997I'm rooting for well-adjusted end. Well-adjusted in the FRIENDSHIP way. In fact, friendship for everyone. Life doesn't have to revolve around romance.
>>82999Everyone likes Eeyore. Eeyore likes Eeyore. He just doesn't know it yet.
>>83000Yes!! Yes I like you anon.>>82999Sometimes... sometimes he makes you hope. And then he crushes it like Vriska crushed Tavros' spine. I have not entirely learned my lesson because I am still hoping that he does not put his monkey's paw on some things and leaves them peacefully in limbo for eternity.
>>82860The two sea-Trolls are moirals with each other, but the dickish-one wants to be more than that with the cute-is one. On the Club-side, it's showing how Kanaya was an Auspice (?) for Virska and Tavros, who were in danger of becoming kismesises (?), until Virska flipped it all up and made her's and Tav's relationship into a full blown matspritship. Similarly, Kanaya is moirals with Virska, but desired to become matesprites with her. Currently, she's an auspice, yet again, for dick-ish sea-creature and Virska. I hope that explains it for you.
>>83000
>>83004Hey, Bea, what is your Pesterchum handle?Ferrous says you are cool, and I would like to talk to you sometime to see for myself.
>>83000This could be heaven for everyone.
>>83002I have a naive trust that a good ending will be possible, and that we will eventually get it. That said, I completely expect everything to look as ridiculously intractable and hopeless as it possibly can before we finally reach that point.
>>82974>CA: wwho givves a shit wwhy she blocked me or about my fuckin manners come on youvve got a wway wwith herKanaya's been the only one capable of stabilizing Vriska without having to resort to underhand tactics like Terezi. Terezi's methods only furthered the revenge cycle after the FLARP incident, and Vriska isn't the kind of person who'd back down from one-up-manship.
>>83005It's apoideaTutelary, but I'm pretty flaky! I'll try getting on now and see if the program will even let me on
>>83008They can still end up being friends, or moirails (however you spell that) but Vriska won't do anything but break Kanaya's heart again if things go red.
Hey smelly shipper untermensch, update.
Give me names.
>>83012Too late. The box is probably already broken and in need of immediate medical care.
Figures that everyone would be too busy shipping to notice the one time it pays off seeing the update early. My goofy meaningless submission is already submitted by proxy and by the time I post here Hussie will likely have closed the suggestion boxes.
>>83010Break her heart, how do you figure that? Vriska is clearly desperate for love/hate of any kind, and Kanaya definitely loves and cares about her.>updateNow he's just fucking with us. Laughing my ass off.
>>82521hey cC for some reason my pesterchum ain't working, people show up as online but their names are faded gray and if i try to message them the message doesn't send.Yeah sorry :V
>>83018FUCK YEAH
>>83018Oh god is that a laser-harpoon?FUCKandYES
>>83018>You now realize that he killed Gamzee's lusus.
>>83022FUCKNOWHAT A DICK
>>83022Oh god, of course he did. Why Hussie, why do you toy with my emotions like this?
>>83021Looks like ahab's crosshairs if you ask me.
Eridan is ridiculously awesome.
>>83022Fuck yeah, somehow that only makes me love him more!He doesn't give a fuck! He'll stone-cold kill shit!
Wait this makes no sense, that's Ahab's Crosshairs, there is no reason he should have that. I think this is an imagine shot of how he wishes he could be.
>>83022yesss my theory it is validated>>83028Maybe he has the original Ahab's Crosshairs? The one on the bunny is a miniture alchemized version, and it's on the bunny because... the trolls had something to do with making the bunny. But I guess that should be pretty obvious by now with the dreambot looking so much like the robots Equius beats up and stuff, right?
The Eridanos is a mythical river in ancient greece, considered to be one of the rivers of hades, and is where Phaeton fell after Zeus strick him with a thunderbolt.Hence the lightning motif maybe?
>>83028It never occurred to you that there might be any overlap other than a purely thematic mirroring between the kids' and trolls' sessions? Although both Sgrub and Sburb having the same weapon would still be both a literal and thematic overlap, so ...
>>83025This! That's what is looks like to me!
>>83031Did you just say that the origin of something in Homestuck is simple? For all we know Equius based his robots on dreambot designs that Jade spread throughout time-space to help other sburb players and grandpa stole the original from someone in the medium, and that someone was himself from the future.
Those pants! Those horns! That subtle hair stripe!This guy already rocked my socks off and we've only seen him once.
>>83036No that is completely possible too.
And yessssssssssss! His Lusus is a seahorse!Get it?Caligula's aquarium?SEA HORSES?!
I'm going to bet ten bucks that he kills Gamzee's lusus by complete and idiotic accident while in the middle of some imperial rant. Followed by a tiny Dave-style purple '!' and covered mouth.
>>83039Ohhhhhsonva bitch, I see
>>83040I would lol forever if this happened
I keep forgetting to post awesome fanart!
Shad owns!
GONE, GONE, THE HIPSTER MAN,RISE THE TROLL NAMED ERIDAN!
>>83040oh fuck that's beautiful
>>83050>duplicate file entry detectedAnonymous, you ninja'd me!
>>83046I fucking burst out laughing, now everyone in the lab is giving me weird looks
>>83049teeny tiny arms n hands
For some reason, I have the idea that Vriska and Eridan got together out of some poorly thought out plan to make Tavros and cC jealous stuck in my head.
>>83051>>82774how is this possible
>>83053yesss I thought it would go unnoticed in the wave of fanart and gush
>>83058change 1 pixel and you can repost images
I just realized what Eridan's shirt reminds me of.
>>83061Ahahahahaha
>>83045HUGE FISHGLUB GLUB
>>83045>my face when she doesn't wear any panties
>>83066She's wearing a one-piece swimsuit, duhhhh. Oh you guys and your gutterminds.
oh god people are calling gamee's goat lusus "goatzee"
>>83068Why can't they call it Goaty?
>>83045Bea is a huge liar.>>83066buhh it was supposed to be like, a onepiece swimsuit and a skirt-coverup thing orz
I now kismesis-ship Eridan x Vriska, super villain power couple\rivals.CC x Tavros buddy cops? Oh God, dude loves knightly idylls he could be her champion and vanquish evil and joust for her and shit.
>>83070wrong i am a butt and a terrible person and thief but I AM NOT A LIARit's you who is the liar about mealso someone my dA commented "YOU'RE A WIZARD, ERI"i love that
>>83072I DO NOT BELIEVE SO.Also, you're a wizard, Harry is what I was thinking when he was introduced, too. I'm glad his name can fit into that line.
Lets all sing undah the sea in celibration of these trolls
>>83072>"YOU'RE A WIZARD, ERI" lol'ing up a storm over here
>>83072AHAHAHAEri' 'PoraIt's like some Chinese ripoff.
It's comforting to know that, even if the Alternian oceans are likely a stormy nightmare out of Lovecraft's worst nightmares (or wettest dreams), it at least produces some cheerful and badass trolls.
Man I love this lady's drawings.
So if Eridan really is so fucking hipster then I want to see him talk with Dave.
>>83079Oh shit, haha, I love it
I love drawing his little hornrim glasses, it always makes me think of him as a little troll Buddy Holly>evveryday its a-gettin closer goin faster than a roller coaster>lovve like yours wwill surely come my wway
>>83072> YOU'RE A WIZARD, ERIi can't stop laughing why>>83071This ship is growing on me. Also Tav is such a pimp, I think he has now been paired with every female troll (minus Aradia?) and also some male trolls.shitty doodle time
>>83084There's been a couple ships of him & Aradia.
>>83079I love everything this person does>>83085whoa reallyHow does that--oh wait it does nevemind.
>>83083more likewwooeeoo i look just like buddy hollyoh oh and youre mary tyler moore
I'd be more worried about our new friend Eridan being a loathsome, manipulative swine were it not for the fact that Kanaya is more than capable of replying in kind and messing with him more than he messes with her.The other female trolls, save perhaps Nepeta (who has Equius looking out for her) and Vriska (who would be completely oblivious to his advances) wouldn't have issue with him either, and it looks like he's already been morail-zoned hard by CC, despite his wishes otherwise.
>>83088Loathsome and swine I get, but where in gods name did you dig up manipulative? Everything he says to Kanya is totally upfront and blunt to the point of rudeness.
>>83089He's been called a PUA by some people, and it would fit were it not for the fact that he's incompetent. I guess "wannabe manipulator" would be more apt.
>>83091>>83089Which is funny, because all the advice he gives Kanya ends up being sage, and everything he insultingly says about her turns out to be true.
I still like that Eridan and Karkat were evidently gossiping about her behind her back.
>>83083Yes I just love this magnificent scowly bastard in your style.>>83084Tavros has to be together and happy with SOMEONE (that is real). ;_;We're going for the buckshot method!
>>83096That is so damn cool. Who drew it, I must ogle their art.
>>83098That's tynic on the forums, I think.Everything she does is beautiful.
Oh, the cuttlefishCullers that could have been..
Why do we like Tavros so much, and try to hook him up with everyone? TVTropes tells us: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWoobie
>>83099Thanks. I am now a-ogling.That is watercolors done right, hot damn.
Horp, I am mega-slow.I just now realized that Eridas is a lame gothy supervillain.
>>83098>>83103I know, right?I want to buy that and hang it up on my wall, and get a smaller copy to put on my fridge.
>>83105He needs to troll Dave immediately after the troll arc ends.
THAT'S IT THAT'S WHO ERIDAN REMINDS ME OFRed Mist from the Kick-Ass movie, colourswapped from red to purple. He is indeed a lame gothy supervillain (or a supervillain-in-training, rather). He is also friends/enemies/something with the main character who's a guy named Dave.
>>83108GOG.DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.
>>83096I occasionally stream my doodlings for some friends. If any of you guys would be interested in watching me flounder about in photoshop, I could let you all know next time I do.
>>83108Since someone brought up Christopher Mintz-Plasse, I'll once again mention that I had a couple classes with this guy in High School.
>>83110I would be interested! I keep missing out on all the livestreams though
>>83112Okay, I'll probably be doing one tonight, so I'll post the link here when it's up.
>>83110>>83113I would like to see your work process.It's always interesting to see any artist in action.
MY LUSUS IS DEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAADDD>>83110>>83113Then I shall ogle you.
>>83120>>83117In that case, I'll start as soon as I figure out what the fuck is procaster's problem, and get it to connect
>>8312Okay, shit, there we go.I hate this program so much.http://tv.fightingamphibians.org/?spleensawfuldrarwringbonanza
i didn't want to keep fucking with this but whelpi dunno this was more of me fucking around in photoshop more than anythingtextures?! what are those?!
>>83127I love this Bea, it's fucking adorable. Keep messing around with Photoshop, wonderful things come out of it.(DO EVERYONE)
>>83129I WILL MISS SOCKPUPPY THANK YOUSOMEDAY I'M GONNA BE AS GOOD AS YOUYOU'RE MY INSPIRATION HOW DO I LIVEEEEE WITHOUT etc.also watching spleen right now is super cool! i'm leaaaarninggg!
Bea, you might get as good as sockpuppy, maybe. But will you ever get as good as...WHITENOISE
>>83133One day I hope to be just like you but I know in my heart it will never happen and that makes me feel sad.
>>83133My favorite detail in this is the smile on the super tall-ass mailbox and it's little flag. They're like "yeah I'd like to see you get some fucking mail up here"I SAVED THIS FOREVER
>>83127The chin cleft.WHERE IS THE CHIN CLEFT?
>>83136i-i didn't know!I DIDN'T KNOWokay going to bed /o/
>>83136HE IS NOT GORGEOUS WITHOUT IT
>>83140>>83139>>83136DID SOMEONE SAY CLEFTS?Big thanks to everyone who tuned in, you guys are the best.
>>83136I'M HELPING(i'm sorry bea, i am so, so sorry)
>>83144Hahah, yes, NOW it's art!
>>83144>>83143I'm helping! :D
Okay... he can look dramatic and he has a neat lusus, I'll give him that much.
>>83143This was so much fun to watch, let us know if you decide to do it again!>>83144MY GOD...IT'S...BEAUTIFULCleft chins will join Karkat O'Malley in Homestuck plus4 hilarity>>83146This is cooool especially CHIN
Is this thread dead?It looks dead.
>>83162Been autosaging since late last night. We've even got a new thread rolling - >>83163 - albiet a little prematurely.