The fantasy is that you won't die a virgin. /trollfaceThis weekend, I'm going to a conference on Catalina Island where everyone will be getting drunk and talking about science. I wish to be the little Stark.
Sometimes you remind me of someone I really really don't like. I think he goes to Cornell now.God, I hate him.
>>272528Sometimes you are someone I really really don't like. I still like you anyway. You just frustrate me.
>>272529So I'm like your internet mother?
>>272530you speak english to well for that job.
>>272531I just realized that everyone I know has foreign parents.That's... weird.
>>272531>you speak english to well for that job>speak english to wellFerrous has a Mom~my~~*
Holy shit, Amazon's music download is fast.
>>272535hurr
The logistics of my brother moving out and leaving me with the dog are alarming. Mostly because I can't lift his food bagWe also figured out that his jumping and mouthing are caused by having too much energy, he is always like that before a walk, but by the end he is such a gud dog. He should be wonderful once he is older and neutered. Seems we have to get him neutered, as German Shepards are very prone to prostate cancer and I don't know how his genetics panned out, but would rather not risk it.This morning he was all sleepy when I got his food and water, so I sat there for a good ten minutes to pet him while he made derpy faces.I <3 my Bucky
Wait, FF, is this like the Catalina Wine Mixer for nerds?
>>272542Less classy.
Gloria Estefan's song, "Congo" is on sale for 69 centsShould I buy it?I feel like I should buy it.
>>272546...Same goes for "Jumpin' Jumpin'" by Destiny's ChildI have the worst taste in music.
>>272548And yet, I can't disagree that you should get the songs.
>>272548>implying Destiny's Child weren't the greatest girl band of all time
>>272550I implied no such thing. Just that my taste in music is pretty bad. This is what I ended up buying (69 cents each):Shark In the Water - V.V. BrownOne More Time - Daft PunkU Can't Touch This - MC HammerFade Like a Shadow - KT TunstallConga - Gloria EstefanJumpin', Jumpin' - Destiny's ChildThe Devil Went Down to Georgia - The Charlie Daniels BandDance to the Music - Sly & The Family Stone
>just bought Supernatural Season 5
>>272550>Implying there were other members besides Beyonce.
>Friend comments on my blog>"you should post more! I love your writing and we don't talk enough. Sorry we didn't get together this summer">we don't talk enough I should get a hold of her>she deleted her facebook>I lost her number> have no way to get a hold of her outside of hoping she checks the blog comments againI am the worst friend. We went to prom together and stayed in contact through most of my stay in Japan. and now I don't even bother to keep a way to contact her.
>>272553>too poor to buy Supernatural Season 5
>>272556>Thinking about torrenting the episodes.
Maaaaaaan.This girl, who was probably around my age, came up to me at the bus stop today and asked for pennies.She looked awful, like... clearly a junkie.I gave her maybe two dollars. It was almost all I had in change, and people rarely give at all, but......but, I could've given more. I could've given her all I had.Why didn't I do that...
>Kahn national team jerseytooth, elaborate please.
>>272566Because you know she's going to harm herself with more it.
>>272567This needs to be mine. The away or a Bayern Munich jersey is fine too but the home Kahn NT jersey...want, want, want.
What the hell is wrong with me? I thought I was over this sickness, but now I'm getting these sudden bursts of shakyness where I can't even hold a pencil, my teeth are chattering and I'm breathing REALLY fast and hard.
>>272579youre about to die
>>272581Ah well.
>>272566I think something liek that happened to em once, but with a former highschool classmate. After I got down the bus while coming back home, a guy asked me for money with a clearly wasted face (and conveniently near a bar). Then, he recognised me as a clasmate and tried again to convince me. While his face was familar I couldn't recognise him.And I couldn't give him anithing at that moment, since I didn't had enough change to give.And in part what >>272568 said, which make it more painful.
FANTASY YOU SAY?THEN LET THE NOSTALGIA FLOW!
>Red finish all your work already it's due today, what the hell have you been doing all day>I spent all day doing parts for the show that's shipping>On the work due, I have two tasks left out of 25>I'm the only one who's completed anything on this episode, out of 52 tasks totalI'm slowly starting to think that my supervisor picks on me for extremely retarded reasons because he feels a need to criticize me on something at least once a day. I think he's bothered because the animators like me, the prod manager prefers asking me for help (although this is also because they usually seek us out around 4, when the others have already left) and I do my work quickly and with minimal problems, while his long-term friend, who's a super nice guy and all, is usually behind because he's just not used to computer. Haters gonna hate
I feel like I'm subconsciously ripping Darwyn Cooke off with this thing.
Seeing this on twitter filled me with a sort of nostalgic glee
not having anyone to hang out with is really starting to become a drag
>Summer FWB finally escalates things beyond making out>I move back to Toronto>She says she wants to come Toronto, sleep over and fuck>Get nervous, know that she has a thing for me>Bring up "You know that I don't want to date, right?", one part because of cold feet, another part avoiding drama>COMMENCE AWKWARD CONVERSATIONManning up and being honest gets you only so far.
>>272631 Yuuuuuuuuuup. But that short term difficulty makes the long term aftermath soooooooo much easier to deal with.
>>272631Broses, you gotta bro her right in the bro.Or you know, avoid something you'll regret later by taking your penis out of the equation. Healthy living, bro.
This weekend my super villain friends and I are going to blow up Catalina I---Never mind.
>>272518I can't decide if I want to start using a tripcode or not.On one hand, I like to think that I've got some interesting things to say, and I'd like those things to be attributed to me.On the other hand, I am almost certainly wrong.So I have a conundrum.
>>272636Okay... I've got a lot of fights lining up. I'm a busy man.
I really hate seeing customers treating retail clerks like shit. I went on a Pizza roll run earlier and saw some ugly 30 something cunt with way too much make up bitching at a clerk over a package of boneless wings she bought. As if they MADE them right then and there in the store. She wanted a refund even though she had eaten all of them. This went on for about 10 minutes until the guy behind me stepped forward and said one of the funniest things I've heard all week "Excuse me, ma'am, this is a grocery store, not a Mickey D's. Go stuff your ugly gob there if you wanna bitch about food." Just the way he said it was hilarious, placing emphasis on UGLY GOB. She threatened to sue him for defamation of character. That's when I lost it and started laughing to. But, that was clearly a mistake, for the bitch then directed her ire towards me. She asked if I'd like to join him in court. I asked if there would be free boneless wings as refreshments. I was saddened when she just rolled her eyes and went back to bitching at the clerk, who was pretty cute. Eventually manager came over, told the woman they can't refund her, and she left in a huff, throwing around threats of further litigation. Yuppies are funny.
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/pacific-sun-cruise-liner-in-very-heavy-seas-internal-cctv-footage/This is a fucking amazing video.Especially those dudes in the front just chillin'
>>272530Ferrous and Moe confirmed for sharing the same bed.
>>272649Jesus Christ on a stick, that's insane. That fucking forklift, man.
>A princess had a son through her marriage to a lion, but later abandoned the lion who then became enraged and set out on a road of terror throughout the lands. The son then went out to slay this terrorizing lion. The son came back home to his mother stating he slew the lion, and then found out that he killed his own father. The son later constructed a statue of the lion as a guardian of a temple to atone for his sin.I found Burma's Oedipus. I always like finding myth correlations. Makes me wonder if we created all our myths when we were just one tribe.
>>272652Cultures steal and borrow aspects from other cultures all the time.
>>272653ALL culture builds upon other works.
So apparently I am amazing at talking my way out of girls' pants.Who knew?
I really, really want to make a creepy mask and snag a pastor outfit, fly out to Gainesville, Florida, and present myself to that Koran burning guy as Pastor Fear. And tell him what a good job he's doing.Sadly, flights won't get there in time for the 11th. I might write him an express sent more serious letter instead.
>Walking the Great Dane>Run>Great Dane kicks into full power gallop>mfw I keep up.
I just rode home alongside a thunderstorm. It was pretty intense.Also, I am the best goddamn anime club president my school has ever seen. I've doubled our normal membership, gotten shit running according to keikaku, and people keep coming up to me in the hallways to tell me how awesome I am. Fuck yeah.
>>272653Ok Dr Jackson.
>>272664 I'd Shank that.
Back from Anime Fest. Got me a figure of a gundam for 10 bucks (the box had water damage), a Kuwabara (wished I got me the more expensive one though. The vanilla figure is almost a statue), dvds of the original Bublegum Crisis and the Fist of the North Star animated movie, a Japanese copy of the TMNT fighting game, some sketches from David Willis, and a couple mangas. Mostly just goofed off with friends though since there wasn't a whole lot of cool panels this year.
My God...does anyone else feel like Stu at 4 a.m. lately?>>272659Pablo confirmed for Marmaduke's owner.
>>272677FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-hahahahahahaha how have i not seen this yet? i love marmaduke/garfield shops.
Texting Doom has made me realize that I must sound like a 14 year old girl from the 90's.
>>272679But you are a 14 year old girl from the 90's.
>>272681Right, my bad.Goddamn I miss my reaction faces. I need to get a new computer.
>>272678Me too.
WHO THE FUCK STEALS FUCKING BATTERIES FROM FUCKING REMOTES IN FUCKING PUBLIC GYMSWHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?
>>272694Crackheads?
>>272699BUT THEY ARE DOUBLE AA USED BATTERIESwhat could they even GET for them?
my neighbor recommended me to the manager at ihop and I have a job interview tomorrow!>>272687dogscape holy shit
>>272694old people that need new batteries for their walkmans.
>>272705but the batteries are so cheap.
>>272706stolen batteries are cheaper
http://www.thebestdinosaur.com/
>>272707Well I sure hope I'm not a jackass like that when I get old.
Dude.
>>272711Wasn't this posted the other day? I saw this the other day. I still don't know why I've never seen this done before.
>>272711>using utensils to dunk oreos
ALLIGATORS CAN RUN AT 30 MPH?!?JESUS CHRIST
Since Monday I have >>Saw my sister for the first time in over a year>>Met my 7 month old nephew >>Went to the science museum>>Saw niece off on her very first day of school >> GOT A JOB INTERVIEWThis bodes well for this month.
Watching Charlie's Angels Full Throttle. ..SHIA THEBOOF?!PINK!?!!?
I've been wondering, what do vampires think of periods?
AHH MOTHER FUCK FUCK MY HEADPHONES ARE SHORTING OUT. FUCK ME THIS WAS NOT IN THE PLANS FOR THE LITTLE MONEY I HAVE FUCK YOU.
>>272718Do vampires even have periods? I thought the whole thing was vampires are dead, so they don't create new blood cells so they need to take blood from other people to stay alive or whatever.
>>272719It looks like his teeth are grinning.
>>272721...I think Anomymous wanted to know if they drink period blood.
>>272724
>>272713Genius is not appreciated.
>>272726But how are you supposed to use a fork when you twist the oreos apart and lick off the cream and dunk the cookie part like you are supposed to do?
Am I the only one that doesn't like Oreo cookies...
>>272729Don't you live in some crazy bizarro country where they wear shirts as pants and go to sleep when the sun comes up?
>>272729Meh. They're okay. Not the worst cookies, but not the best. I made homemade ones once, with soft cookies and like an inch of cream...Now that was awesome. And why are they "milk's favorite cookie"? They hardly absorb milk at all!
>>272731Because chocolate.
>>272731Man, American Oreos are so disappointing. A friend of mine brought some doublestuff up from his trip to the states, and they tasted so bland.It's probably because we have different food laws involving sugar and corn syrup and stuff, but our Oreos are so sweet and delicious, though the no name knockoffs are almost as good too. And they absorb milk so niiiicely, you just keep it in for 15 seconds or so and they just get so soft and moist and god it's 5:30am and I want to fill my mouth with Oreos now
>>272733Must be the corn syrup/sugar, because the fancy-ass organic oreos I get at Whole Foods fit your description perfectly!
I'm getting near full time hours and I'm STILL getting fucked! How is that possible? I need to get out of there.
>>272733Typical Canadian raised on maple syrup. The subtleness is exactly what makes Oreos so great. It isn't sickeningly sweet and it doesn't crumble to bits in milk, unlike every other cookie in history. It is a perfect manufactured treat, and proof that God still loves us.
>RussiaToday AmericaIt's like Pravda translated for westerners!
People need to stop trying to converse with me at work. My sentences always begin with "Ohhhh maaan..." and usually end with "...I've had better."Also you can stop saying "Are we having fun yet" Sam.
>>272739This man speaks the truth.
Oh boy. Woke up early today for a club fair setup thing, and just got a cancellation email. But now I'm too awake to go back to sleep.
>Scotland are top of their group over Spain in the Euro Cup qualifiers>Germany go god-mode on Azerbaijan>last night in general
>Wake up early>Water the garden>Work out>Eat some Gorilla Munch>Go climb a mountain>Fuck yeah
I totally forgot to mention that on Sunday, while driving back from my dad's place, I noticed a strange, albeit funny ad on a bus stop."Still a VIRGIN? Then call for help!" and there was a number on the bottom. Anyway, it made me think of you guys (specifically the two threads about this very subject) and I wanted to take a picture on my phone, but the light changed. I was reminded, because the sponsored video on Mystery Guitar Man's video is "Virginity Got You Bummed?", and, again, it made me think of you guys.
>got so high last night i spread butter on cookies and then ate them>wake up and feel 100% terrible about myself
Testing out the new skittles alley at work tonight with the other staff.Hell yes, going to be fun.
>>272727When you dunk Oreos you don't twist them after, because they've absorbed the milk.Twisting is used for licking or stacking like here. >>272731
I am pretty sure a friend of mine got fed up with things and blocked me on...everything....Huh.
I am so mad right now.
>>272765What do?
Finally trying to find psychiatric help. Narrowed the search to places with a solid team (ie. not just one clinical psychologist or social worker or whatever) since I'll probably need meds, excluding Christian and family counseling (since I am neither). Called the five in the area that take my insurance. Of those five one intake coordinator actually answered their phone, but it was after 2:00 pm on a Friday so she was leaving for the day. I gave my name and number for her to call back the next business day. That was over a week ago, and the others still won't pick up the goddamn phone.Welp.
>>272770I think your brother might have joined my uni's comic club a few years ago.Does he call anyone who reads anything not by the big two "indie fags"? (The Goon and Hellboy are total hipster bullshit.)Just kidding. This is every other goddamn comic nerd. And I fucking hated that guy for driving away every interesting person that first meeting.
>>272769Can you go there to see them in person? I mean instead of calling. Keep trying anyway.
>Hey, bro, check it out; it's the new spiderman in "The Social Network" trailer.>"THATS Spidey? But he doesn't look anything like Peter!">I think he looks kinda like Steve Ditko's Peter.>".....who's Steve Ditko">"Who's Steve Ditko">"Who's Steve Ditko"BROTHER I AM DISAPPOINT. This is the man that introduced me to comics fffff.Whenever I want to see the "average comic book fan" I look at him. He doesn't read stuff about women or written by women (it took months of harassing him to pick up Secret Six, SERIOUSLY) because he doesn't like reading "girly emotional shit", he thinks the Ultimate universe is the best universe (though in his defence, he hasn't read Ultimates 3 yet) and the only complaint he had about the Thor trailer was that the hammer wasn't half axe and that meant they weren't using Ultimate Thor. He pretty much subscribes to anything splashy and grand in his comics, and sometimes it drives me nuts.Current goal: make him read Wonder Woman. Or at least Birds of Prey.seriously how does he not know Steve Ditko I am so ashamed
>>272773I was under the impression that offices hate when you do that. If not, then I'll try on my next day off. :/
>>272769Keep trying, keep calling. What you're doing for yourself is awesome, don't give up just because of a phone miscommunication. Keep calling until someone picks up; they might have just forgotten. You might want to go into the offices in person and just say that you're looking to schedule appointments and that you've called before.
>>272772This was a response to >>272774FROM THE FUTURE.
>>272772Sorry, kept having to fix mistakes on my post.He tried reading Hellboy, but got disinterested after the first volume was wordswordswords as many people do. He doesn't like The Goon's humour, but he doesn't call it indie hipster shitI don't think he is even aware that comics can be indie hipster shit.Though he was against Scott Pilgrim (manga-lite? Looks like it was made by a girl) until he saw the movie. Then he tore through my volumes and made me buy volume 3 (it had gone missing a while back) and 6 so he could finish.
Best friend, please stop calling me asexual just because I have a low sex drive.
>I'm going to out for a hike today!>Lost my keys>Use the spare for my car>Car won't start>Go get gas in a hand tank>Tank spills on the way back>Give car the rest of the gas>Actually it needs an oil change>Go get oil>On the way back see THE CRAZY EX parked in one of my favorite restaurants>What are you doing there, CRAZY EX?>I work here now>Stop in>Walk out to get a pen>One of our employees is uncomfortable with you being here, I'm going to have to ask you to leave>I can't drive my car>I can't go to mountains>Where are my keys>Everything smells like gas>I can't even eat at the restaurant down the street>GLUG GLUG GLUG
HR came in to talk to a bunch of us at work today about one of the other employees. He's really creepy, kinda mean, and terrible at his job, but I still felt bad testifying against him knowing it'd get him fired :(
Just... goddamit, Japan, goddamit.
>people getting butthurt over Humon's comicstrololol
>An image of Jesus Christ on the cross has been “seen” in a telephone pole covered in vines next to a motorway in Louisiana. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/7985793/Jesus-seen-in-telephone-pole.htmllololoololollol
>>272792>PLANTS HANGING FROM POLE>IT'S A SIIIIIIIIIIIIIGNNNNNNNNNNonly in america
>>272791>you making me google that
>>272794>implying I made you do anythingHere, have something else.Zombie Strippers.It's a movie.
>>272793>only in America
>>272798Oh no, someone made fun of AmericaThat's never happened befooooore
>>272799it's more>implying America is the only place where this bullshit happens
>>272787Dag yo.
>>272790As far as Japan being weird goes, that's kinda smalltime.>>272791What? That's just silly.>>272793"An image of Jesus found on a hawthorn tree in West Sussex has been described as a miracle and a revelation."http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/southern_counties/4161112.stmWhere do you think we get it from?
>>272792We recently had a supposed Jesus in a palm tree here in my hometown. Pareidolia and a desperate need to have one's beliefs validated, says I. It comes from the past selective pressures emphasizing pattern recognition.
>>272790Awh yeah.
I got the job!...Now I'm scared I won't be able to handle two jobs, but I really need the money.
>>272805This is simply fantastic.
>>272809I believe in you!
>>272805>chest hair>pecs>abs>mameshiba bean dipthank you for this.
>>272809;_;
Well, that's another female friend who dumped me.
>>272816How do you get dumped by a friend?
>>272774Dude, I've been working at a comic store on and off for 6 years now and I have no idea who Steve Ditko is. Also you can't nerd-judge because you've NEVER SEEN STAR WARS
>>272818>NEVER SEEN STAR WARS
>>272809>>272813I know you can do it, maggiekarp.And if a evil robot and a spiral toothed monster from the Internet believe in you, then you can do anything! (Although, the picture you posted kinda makes me sad)>>272805 Thank you, Coela and Manleshiba. I have learned something new today.
>>272818>NEVER SEEN STAR WARSNEVER SEEN STAR WARS?NEVER SEEN STAR WARS >>272774Bitch! How is this not on the top of your "to do" list?
>>272818>NEVER SEEN STAR WARSWHAT?!WHAT?!
>>272818>NEVER SEEN STAR WARS...I... WHAT!?
>>272809If I can do it, and keep up a decent social and home life, I believe you can do it too! Just don't let either job abuse you.
Just got back from my aunt and uncle's place in the country. Oh such... fun. But I went out into the woods and I saw a giant deer and a doe and they were all majestic and shit, and then I fed some goats and sat around being hated by cats.>>272818>Never seen Star Wars... I just... I don't understand this.
>>272818IN ORDER TO HAVE NEVER SEEN STAR WARS, YOU PRETTY MUCH HAVE TO ACTIVELY AVOID WATCHING IT
Getting ready for a job interview! I think I've got a pretty good chance...oh damn there is a tiny pinhole in the only nice white shirt I have that actually fits me right! why is it so hard to find shirts that fit in both the waist and bust, dammit I wish I had a rectangle body>>272809good luck!
>>272821>>272823>>272824>>272825>>272827>>272828>>272829I KNOW RIGHT?
>>272831We need to force Mayekoi to watch Star Wars
brb gotta kill myself...the bumper fell off my car
Got a job interview on Friday.With the company I left almost two years ago.This might be awkward.
ITT: Maya hasn't seen Star Wars
My theatre project came down to a choice between Konstantin Stanislavsky and The Toxic Avenger. Stupidly, I chose Stanislavsky, and checked out what the Toxic Avenger was when I got back.GODDAMNIT
>>272835Well, I haven't either. I mean, I sort of know how the story goes, but I haven't actually seen it.
>>272840
>Meeting this morning at 9AM in my Advisor's office.>Whole lab there for an eight lab teleconference across all of California->-a teleconference for a multi-million dollar DOE project that our groups are all in>See all the other lab Advisors/Principal investigators on the screen. Only my advisor invited his grad students to talk>Half way through the meeting we have a Q&A session. One of the other PIs asks a question:"Why is it that only the UC San Diego group has breakfast? They look like fun. Where are our donuts?">Head investigator says that the DOE project will ensure donuts for all future teleconferences and that our lab will be the basis for all donut based investigations.I love my lab. >>272838I thought you died.
>>272840Now I see that you've never truly lived.
I ate a veggie sub from Subway today and it was fantastic. I'm 4 days into this vegetarian thing and it really is not all that bad. It is costing me less and I haven't been longing for meat. Crazy.Also I haven't seen all three Star Wars movies since I was like 8....seen A New Hope like a lot, but not the other two all the way through since then. But I've read enough of the wookieepedia to last a lifetime.
>>272844Science should always include Donuts.Also>Maya has never seen Star WarsHow does that even happen? You poor, deprived, child.
Hey guys, what's going on in->PEOPLE HAVEN'T SEEN STAR WARSHello, I'm MiG-21bis, you may know me as the aviation obsessive on +4, but here I'm coming to you as a human and a nerd. There are nerds out there that have, unbelievably, never seen Star Wars. With your donation of a few cents everyday, we can help this poor individuals.
>>272850>we can help this poor individuals.*theseFixed.
>>272852I always jumble those two up. My bad.
>>272838>>272840D-D-D-DOUBLE FAILURE COMBO!
Did you know that individuals who have not seen Star Wars tend to be more socially inept and less well-rounded than individuals who were shown Star Wars as children. Oddly enough, the more viewings of the original trilogy, the inverse begins to hold true. This is commonly known as the Skywalker Paradox, or the Lucas Parallel. Severe cases of this paradox have what is now known as Wookie Disorder, which may lead to Ewok Syndrome. If ES isn't caught early, the only option for the troubled individual is, unfortunately, euthanasia. But seriously, anyone born before 1993 has no excuse for never seeing the first trilogy either on video, or during the remastered theater release. Get your asses on that.
>>272844Nah, I'm fine. Why'd you think that?>>272845Eh, I'm happy with my Star Trek.
>>272859>He's seen Star Trek but not Star Wars
>>272859FACT: People that haven't seen Star Wars end up like Jack Roush, but without the money. Do you want that?
>>272859
>mfw I completely derailed this threadFor the record, I dislike Star Wars. I didn't see the original trilogy until Phantom came out, and I just couldn't get into the movies. I've seen all the movies at least twice now, thanks to various friends and such. But I really, really cannot stand Star Wars. I always find it amazing when someone hasn't seen it though. I mean, even these days kids have watched it. It's historically significant, however much I didn't like it. I only saw the Indy films last year though, so I can't REALLY talk.
>>272865
>>272866>>272867And the FIRST Indy film I watched was the fourth one. And then the original three in a row.
>>272865>But I really, really cannot stand Star Wars.Why don't you just stab me in the heart, Red?Next thing I know you'll say you don't like Ghostbusters....Maya has at least seen Ghostbusters, right?
>>272869I think Ghostbusters is a terrible film. And for that reason, I love it dearly. It's one of my faves no question. I'm pretty sure she's seen it. I think it was the last movie we watched before she left.
>>272870>I think Ghostbusters is a terrible film.Okay, now you are just trolling.
>>272869Also I was a huge Trek fan as a kid, and then as an adult I've had to sell Star Wars paraphernalia. So what little like I had for the movies died a little with each time I had to deal with 'I'm look for this one varient out of these 500 toys' nerds.
>>272871IT IS. From a pure movie standpoint, the plot is silly, the pacing is garbage and the effects are terribad. Bill Murray spends the entire movie acting like he just wandered on set. But from an entertainment standpoint? It's awesome!
>>272865>I don't like Star WarsThat's it, cancel the honeymoon. Love is over.
>>272873>effects are terribad.>released in 1984Cool story bro.
>>272865I don't like Star Wars either
>>272865>>I didn't see the original trilogy until Phantom came outThat actually isn't saying much. Phantom Menace dropped in '99, only two years after the original trilogy was returned to theaters in celebration of it's anniversary. It's kinda hard to be shocked by a kid not watching what must have seemed like just another movie event.
>>272872>Also I was a huge Trek fan as a kidAh well, at least there's that. I loved both Star Wars and Star Trek. But there's a certain age you have to see it, I think, for them to click with you.
>Radio gig I was hoping for/banking on turns out to be a scamAt least I found out before making the trip to L.A.
>>272876Are there no women here who like Star Wars?
>>272873>>From a pure movie standpoint>>>from an entertainment standpointI thought the whole point of a movie WAS to be entertaining.
>>272880It was okay.I won't go out of my way to watch it and I'll look for something else on TV if it's on.
>>272880I do...Also.I miss my parents.
>>272879Sorry to hear that.Shame you can't just start up your own radio station.
>>272883I miss mine, too. ;_; all this talk of Star Wars has me nostalgic. But, it's what got me flying, I just wanted to be a kid again some how. One of these days, I'm gonna get off my ass, get into aerobatics and debut. The conversation afterwords with my old man will be so rewarding, I bet.
You know what movie I REALLY want to see though?Mars Attacks.
>>272876see>>272874
>>272880I think it's fun.I don't hold it up as the ULTIMATE MOVIEEEE, though.
>>272886Spreeses, you make it very easy to want to punch you in the face.
>>272890Nothing wrong with Mars Attacks, you got a problem with Mars Attacks?
>>272890You're saying what I'm thinking.
>>272888This, I love Star Wars but, I don't worship it. Especially since it's controlled by Lucas.
>>272891I think Mars Attacks is my favourite Tim Burton movie.
>>272881I'm a film nerd, I took film classes, I've studied film techniques. I'm one of 'those'. So when I said 'from a movie standpoint', I meant 'by excellent film standards'. I judge quality and entertainment seperately. Most of my favourite movies are B movies. Ghostbusters, Little Shop of Horrors, Bring it On, Fifth Element, BeetleJuice, the first Batman, the Buffy movie, ect. Not because they're good, but because they're hella fun/movie nerd doing it wrong
>>272895and then Coela and red were the same person.
>>272894Funfact: Mars Attacks is the only movie I've walked out on (well, left the room as it was a video) I saw it when I was a bit too young and a bit too delicate and the scene where they first vapourize people terrified me beyond belief. I should watch it - now that I'm a big pulp nerd I'd probably get a kick out of it. But Big Fish will always been Burton's best movie.
>>272895Have you heard the Broadway version of little Shop of Horrors, on that note? The ending is totally different and they cut out a lot of big songs that completely change the pacing. It's like a whole new - very familiar - story.Also, Twayne is Audrey II.
>>272897I think Big Fish is the one I was most moved by, but Mars Attacks is one I could just watch over and over again. My body can't supply enough tears to do that with Big Fish.
>>272898Yeah, I've tracked down a bunch of the songs and found some cams of the 2004 revival (though none of the original). I REALLY beg that one day it'll get revived again. (and hey, if my wishes for the Legally Blonde musical to come to Ottawa can come true, then dammit LSoH will come back) The original ending, based on the play, of the movie's on youtube too. I like the happy ending better, but 'Don't Feed the Plants' is my favourite song of the play. I've also seen, like, five highschool productions of it. It's probably my favorite piece of entertainment and I can never get enough. Also that is amazing and now I'm just going to picture him in an Audrey II costume forever.
>>272895Red..Red....Ghostbusters is not a B movie.
>>272900I wanted to take one of the flash files from the demon baby episode and redub Twayne to be saying that "You think this is all a coincidence, baby? The sudden success around here? Your adoption papers?" line.>>272901Yeah, isn't something only a "B Movie" if it has less than 1/10th the budget of an "A Movie"?
>>272902Ghostbusters had a $30 million budget in the early 1980s.The average film budget for the 1980s is 18 million.And as far as special effects go, Ghostbusters special effects were on par with the time that it was released in.
>>272901>>272902I'm very... broad about the term I guess.
>>272904If Ghostbusters was made today and looked the same, it would be a B movie, but back when it was released it was a full blown hollywood blockbuster.B movies from the 80s are things like The Evil Dead (like $375,000 dollar budget) and The Toxic Avenger ($500,000 dollar budget).
>>272905I'm with Charles B. on this one. If you call Ghostbusters a B-movie because you're comparing it to today's standards, you might as well call Lawrence of Arabia or Gone with the Wind a B-movie...
>>272905Makes sense.
>>272897I think Mars Attacks scared younger me more than the velociraptors in Jurassic Park, which I was exposed to at the age of 3. I still feel awkward about it, since I had witnessed numerous scenes featuring zombies or slashers ripping apart implausibly stupid teenagers by that point. Yet none of that made me scream. Fucking amazing ending, though.
I guess I'm the only one who doesn't find Mars Attacks funny. 25 minutes into it and I was just tired of it.
>>272910What.How.
>>272910ACK AK AK ACK AKAK AKC ACK ACK AK ACK AK ACK ACK AK AK ACK ACK AKC AKC AK ACK
>>272909Man, I was 9 when that movie came out and the commercials alone scared the shit out of me.Didn't actually see the movie until high school, which was surprising since my parents are huge Tim Burton fags.
>>272910Meh. It's not TB's best, but it's not his worst. It's fun, albeit clunky and offbeat. Tom Jones steals the show
>>272916Martians are all dicks. I'm glad they're dead. While I'm at it, fuck Mars too! It's a stupid planet!
>>272895>I took film classes, I've studied film techniques. I'm one of 'those'. So when I said 'from a movie standpoint', I meant 'by excellent film standards'. I judge quality and entertainment seperately.As a film graduate (if you include a-levels and first time i dropped out of university ive been studying film for six years holy shit ive wasted my life) this attitude always bothers me. Please don't use it, a class does not an expert make. Technically Ghostbusters is a great film; theoretically fascinating, and culturally impacting. It even made up part of my thesis. My thesis was on Bill Murray.Not having arty shots does not make a film technically lesser, film 101 error right there
>>272920To the contrary, it's the only good thing he's made.Except Pee-Wee, Beetlejuice, and Big Fish, which totally don't count.
>>272910Alas I'm with Mindwipe. I can't stand Mars Attacks. I find it embarassing more than amusing.
>>272925>not including Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands, or Frankenweenie
>>272868I think this is much worse than your Star Wars comments. I'm not nerd raging either, I just think the original Indy films were much better than Star Wars.
>>272929They may be better, but it's a lot easier growing up in 90s America to have never seen them.Star Wars is fucking everywhere, and every other kid I knew had them on tape.
>>272925I hate Pee Wee Herman.While I'm getting it off of my chest, I also hate Ren & Stimpy, Beavis and Butthead, Cow and Chicken, Conan OBrien, Ben 10, tomatoes, mayonnaise, and babies.
>>272932No one liked Cow and Chicken.
>>272932>hates Pee-WeeYou have no soul.
>>272933I loved it>>272934Actually, I ate them up as a kid. But I loved all the Batman movies. Looking back, meh. I think he had been able to continue we may have gotten something good out of them, but that's a risk I don't want to take with Burthawn
>>272934>as good as Nolan'sThat's not even a fair comparison. That's like comparing 80's Batman and 50's Batman. They're two different takes on the character that are both very good.
OH GOD WHAT IT IS TERRIFYINGhttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7734489369799727406#
I miss 100% campy Burton.
>Go to campus>reluctantly sneak into the station>"I don't belong here.">DJs texting me saying they miss me and need to come back and fix everything.>I just don't care anymore.And then they were the dead.
>>272932I agree with everything except tomatoes, mayonnaise, and babies. They make a delicious combination.
>>272939oh man i love these
>>272943I felt like that for awhile after I left Domino's. I'd come by and hang with my few friends that were left to run the place (and sometimes get them in trouble because management for that company hates me). But I just started wondering 'Why am I still here? I don't need this place and the DEFINITELY don't need me, though they say they do...they don't.' Just press forward.
Ed Wood master piece here.
>>272932>hates tomatoesget out
>>272949They are gross I am sorry.Maya made me eat one when I was in Toronto last. She said it was good but it wasn't.I never felt more betryed.
>>272951>He can't eat a tomato
>>272951I bet you like dick sauce on your pizza you damn communist.
>>272953I like tomato sauce for pizza and pasta, ketchup, and tomato soup. Just not tomatoes, whole or diced.
>>272954I'm the same way, only I don't like ketchup either.
>>272954>implying the tomatoes in said foods is actual tomato
>>272961Don't worry. I got this. Been training for years Bros.fucking thread locked to shit
>>272963I know, man. I wanted to respond too.
Thats right. I haven't seen Star Wars nor do I wish to, nothing about the series grabs me. Not even the cultural significance. Space Operas aren't my thing. Deal with it.It's gotten to a point where people haranguing me to go see it is becoming even more of a turn off.and of course you wouldn't know who Ditko is Red you don't even like Spiderman and it's not like the store sells any Ditko stuff on a weekly basis. It was like my brother saying he didn't know who Bob Kane was, to put it in more significant terms.Actually I don't think he does know who Bob Kane was. Hm.
>>272965Kids these days...
>>272965>and of course you wouldn't know who Ditko is Red you don't even like The Creeper>It was like my brother saying he didn't know who Bill Finger was
>>272965>>Deal with it. Nay, thou.
>>272963>>272964ya done well, Silly Billy.
Right. So I'm a sucker for personality tests, but I take them with nothing but utter scrutiny since it's all oversimplification and assumptions.Long story short I took another one recently. One of the questions asked me "You are walking in the woods. Who is walking with you?"I said, "No one."Result: "Each of your answers represents something in your life. No one is the most important person in your life."Good times. Apparently I'm still taking applications for that position.
>>272971im dyingi died
I haven't seen Star Wars either. I saw part of one movie where there was like, some giant ass slug and a vagina dentata in the desert but it didn't really grab me when I was a kid. I was more into horror, Indiana Jones, and dinosaurs than space operas.still not really interested in watching it
>somehow end up looking at reviews on Amazon for books about how vaccines = autism>glowing reviews everywhere>linked also to HIV/AIDS denialist bullshitHuman race, I am disappoint
What is this I don't even
SQUIDBILLES WAS CREATED BY THE GOVERNMENT
>>272989I saw this a while back and asked the same question. I wonder if maybe they're mocking soccer/football.
>>272951They're alright. I didn't start eating tomatoes 'til about...2 months ago? Whatever, I still hate them. Fuck tomatoes.
>>272996I bet you use dick juice in your Bloody Marys you damn fascist.
You win this round.
>>272999Tomato juice is fine. I just don't like tomatoes. They're weird.
I heard something about rounds and bloody marys.Good morning.
>>272910...Wait, what? That was a comedy? I haven't watched it since I was wee, but it was the most horrifying thing I could possibly think of.
>>273008A woman switches heads with her own toy dog. A man knocks the piss out of bubble-headed aliens while dressed as a pharaoh. They kill the fuckers by blasting them all with yodeling. It's Not Unusual plays over the closing credits.It's a comedy in the same way Dead Alive was a comedy, I suppose.
I feel like such an old lady with my new facebook. I actually had to ask my roommate how I defriended people. It was... the most depressing thing, let's be honest.
>>273011In the mind of a child, these are all things with the distinct possibility of happening, especially in a nightmare. For the longest time I thought I had dreamed the whole movie.
IS GAREY BUSEY EVER SOBER?
>>273006I BET YOU AND MILEY EAT DICK SPUNK WITH YOUR TOMATO-HATING MOUTHS YOU GODDAMNED REPUBLICRATS
>>273006Man, I LOVE tomatoes. I eat them like apples. I actually prefer to eat tomatoes whole when I'm eating a sandwich instead of having it sliced and put inside. One bite from the sandwich, one bite from the tomato. That way it doesn't lose any juice and makes it so much more DELICIOUS.
>>273015DO YOU LOOK LIKE GARY BUSEY?I CAN GET YOU MONEY FOR THAT.
>>273017You. You're a Real American Hero.
>>272993Goddammit, Misery Gloom!You just cost me an hour of my life!Also, goddamn I forgot how crazy this guy is. He's like a slightly-higher functioning, uber-paranoid Chris-chan!
>>273016You wanna....rumble?
The only movie that ever actually scared me as a kid was Army of Darkness. Mars Attacks was fucking hilarious though. Mainly because I was 6 when it came out, but still. I wonder what wonders a modern veiwing would hold. And now I remember the only Indy film I ever saw was the 4th one. Depressing.
I had never heard of I-dosing before.
>>273026Sam Raimi's Evil Dead series is fucking god tier, if you haven't seen all 3 you need to watch them right now. Sage for double post
>>273028We need a classic movie night. Or not. Whatever.
Tomatos are the best food. I eat like, 2 a day. My mum's deathly allergic to them, so I never got to really eat them until I moved out and now I can never get enough. They're so jucy and delicious and I'm eating one right now.
>>273031
Well, I now know not to watch any movies with the Canadians, especially Red.Ghostbusters a bad movie...I swear to God...
>>273033this thread has been full of the darkest revelations. NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN
There is no money to spare in the family to help me afford even a clunker of a car, or help me with transport to and from a job while saving up money FOR a car. There is, apparently, money for Disney World. This situation makes me so fucking sick. There's never any money for anything useful or important, but oh, "HAY HOW ABOUT A TRIP TO DISNEY WORLD? WOULDN'T THAT BE FUN?"Why yes, your 20-something sons, both way below the poverty line and starving for employment, would LOVE a time and money wasting trip to an expensive tourist trap. It's not like we need the money to put towards practical things. Like, maybe moving out of the god damned house without putting ourselves under a ton of debt to do it.
>marvel breaking up iron fist and misty
The Biggest Loser astounds me.I mean, the training these fatties undergo is training that builds muscle. So why the hell are they so surprised when they get on that scale after the show has progressed a bit and start losing less weight?I mean, christ, if the deciding factor is how many kilos you've lost then muscle-gaining training isn't really helping you guys.
SO...MANY OPINIONS I DISAGREE WITHOh, wait, just opinions, carry on!
>>273038Source/issue on this?
>>273033Hey man, I'm a movie bro. One day I watched Robocop three times just because I could.
I bet you people haven't even seen the Transformers Movie.You all sicken me!
This thread is important. This thread will go down in Plus4history.
>>273052No, I saw that. It was awesome.
>>273052What?! How could you accuse me of such a thing. I oughtta smack you one.
This whole thread.
Oh boy my first whole day off in two weeks I get to sleep in!>wake up after 7 hoursDammit body, cooperate!>>273038What? When? Why!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Grand_CaymanHell in the Cayman Islands, huh? Looks like Paradise....has gone to hell.
I can only hope Paris Hilton is tied up in a closet somewhere (preferably roughed up) while this hot chick is posing for photos in her stead.
Damn man. Whenever I make a presentation for my work, it always reminds me of how much more I need to get gud. Fuck. get gud guys. [b]GET GUD[d]
>>273064>a SNATCHER vaguely resembling Paris.pngOh, I am on to you.
>>273052Oh Mindwipe, you silly 'con, almost EVERYONE HERE have seen the '84 TF flick already.
>>273067I thought the same about Star WarsUNTIL I WAS PROVEN HORRIBLY WRONG
>>273064>>273066>a SNATCHER I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME.
>>273066
>RE class>teacher: "Hey guys I know you are all on full awkward teenage angst mode and refuse to contribute to the lesson or to even co-operate with me or each other about anything but here's a big ol' group task!">"Oh yeah btw if you fail this you'll probably get moved to the dumb class just thought I'd throw that in there.">have to do a presentation on "what it means to be human" due tomorrow>get asigned to be group leader>so guys what would you like to do>blank stares>silence>uhh...okay then, let's look at the various religious views on the human condition - who wants to do the research and who wants to make handouts and powerpoints or shit>blank stares>silence>who wants to colour in the goddamned poster - not even make it, just colour it in>blank stares>silence>alrighty then; Useless Fuck and Vacant Bitch - wikipedia that shit, Dumb Shit and Knuckle Dragger - get some paper and glitter glue, Vacuous Mouthbreather - boot up Power Point>BLAH BLAH BITCH MOAN YOU ARE SO BOSSY WE DON'T GET A WORD IN EDGE WAYS WHINE WHINE DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO HURP DURP THIS IS STUPID MOAN BITCH WHINE
Guess what I'm about to watch.
>>273072In before tooth does everything an everyone gets the same grade. I'm having sympathy rage.
I never helped with group work in High School.
>>273074You just have to put a positive spin on it - I could always just humiliate them like I did with the dumb sluts in my history class last year. I just wish I had more time to get my shit together, I don't think I can reach maximum trollface velocity in one night.
>>273038FUCK DAT NOISE
>>273072Do you have the sand to sacrifice yourself to the Dumb Class and bring them down with you?...It's what I would do.
wait bill gates owns da vincis notebooks?dear god
>>273087I look forward to him going mad and building Da Vinci's unfinished designs.
Oh god I feel like shit.And now I can't stop reading Cracked, my day's completely out the window.
>>Have a job interview tomorrow!! >>Got sick todayOh fuck me.
>send message to blogger I really like on tumblr>don't notice that every other word is horribly misspelled and I come across and a total retard>it's okay, she thinks I'm foreign and starts following me anyway
>>273101>and a total retardTHIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUTFUCK
>>273101>>273102Your mind's going toof, its the Alzheimers.
That would be a good name for a cheap whisky.
>Smart, charming girl in my class who I've had my eye on sits down next to me>She has hairy forearms
>>273107That's something that can be changed/fixed.
>>273107>>273108Or something that can be gotten over. If you couldn't see it at a distance Im guessing they are not THAT hairy.
>>273107oh nooooooooooo
>>273107>WHY AM I SO RONREY>UGH GOD THAT GIRL IS SO UGLY>SO RONREY ;_;
>>273109No, dude, they're really hairy.Like, gorilla hairy.I guess I never got a good look at her arms. Or she stopped shaving/waxing at some point. It was surprising, either way.
>>273115But, it's just hair. What's the problem?
>>273114Pablo, have I ever complained about being ronery?Also, lol at the White Knight Brigade for a girl YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.
>>273114guppamit pabby]
>>273107OH MAN THIS GIRL HAS ONE THING WRONG WITH HER!NO WAY SOMEONE AS PERFECT AS ME IS GOING TO DATE THIS IMPERFECTION
>>273115
If it's thick black hair - gross. If it's not - meh.
>>273119We do not speak of the pabby you Silly Billy
>>273122Thick black hair. Hence the disgust.
>>273118Wow, this.Also, Pablo & others use the Hey Femanons card so many times, it's becoming useless.
>Eating cake>Suddenly start dancing>end with a scream>why did I do that?
>>272910That's because you have no sense of humor.
>>273115Dude, I'm sympathetic. Thick black forearm hair is so not up my alley either. It's like unibrows or moustaches or unwashed hair or body odour, it's just so easily taken care of and so iiiiickyy.
I actually like girls with hairy arms. They're like teddy bears.There's a cute girl in my anthropology class that's thin with big breasts and hairy arms.
>>273127"Because you're a sociopath."
>>273125I'm surprised you couldn't tell from further out. Still. Meh.
>>273126You're right. So I made a new one.
>>273127The ice cream was so tasty you summoned the spirit of MJ from the 80's. It always starts with a dance and ends with a scream.
So I've been watching Ugly Betty the past couple months on TV Guide and... now I am sad it was canceled. DAMMIT.
>>273134Story of my life.
>>273138I would pay money to watch you re-enact the music video for Billy Jean.
I should watch Glee.
The mortgage company told my father that we were out of forclosure on our house in California. Yesterday my dad found out when calling into see if they got our files that they already auctioned off our house without informing us even once.And because my parents have the communication skills of two brick walls on opposite ends of the world, my dad gets pissed every time my mom states the obvious about how he's such an idiot and shouldn't have done that, not once acknowledging the fact that my dad's unemployment ran out, he was still trying to get disability and my mom only makes 40k a year while renting a house across the country to make the money. So what does she do when he yells at her? She comes to me and stresses me out by ranting about this when I could really side less with either of the two.
>>273143If this were a feminist coming-of-age novel, you'd be the intelligent idealistic teenager and I'd be the creepy 30 year old who consoles you, but secretly wants to fuck you."There there, it'll be all right. Soon your perfect man will come into the picture, making me a strawman antagonist."
>>273145... Go on.
>>273145...and then what happens?
That reminds me. I need to see An EducationCarey Mulligan is soooooo cuuuuuuuute
>>273146>>273149Go watch Towelhead or À ma sœur!. I could never see these movies through to the end, due to them usually having fucktarded plots.
Oh god I have a date tomorrow and I have [i]nothing to wear[i]
>>273163CONFUSCIOUS SAY:If one have nothing to wear, one should wear nothing.
>>273163I HAVE A BAD IDEA!
Because of DudeVonDoom, I have accepted Andrew W.K as my lord and saviour.Things are going alright so far.
Today my Biostats professor decided to go over some philosophy of science because he ended up with a free lecture in the schedule. He decided not to say much more about Thomas Kuhn beyond "he said reality isn't exactly what we perceive."i mad
Some tall girl that I'm datingKate, for those of you that met her at SDCC, gave me this link. https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/24066069531GOODish NEWS EVERYONE. Don't ask don't tell was struck down by a US District Judge. Enjoy your right to speak freely about your sexual orientation without being ejected from the military.I'm posting this in the SYM in case it magically turns into a shitstorm.
It is a weird thing to look at pictures of a girl I used to have a crush on, and not find her all that attractive now. Why have my tastes changed so much.
>>273193Did you just finish brushing your teeth?
>>273194Brushing my what now?
it really blows, being madly in love with someone that's genuinely afraid of commitment.
>>273195Things taste funny after your brush your teeth.
>>273120How many imperfections do you have?
Do you think a chick's ever used a toucan bill as a makeshift dildo?
>>273205... I do now.
>>273205...Was it still attached to the toucan?
>>273205Yes, but only because I look at furry porn.
Alright. I'm going to crash. I finished my presentation and will go over it when I wake up. G'nite world. G'nite /baw/. I'll see you on the other side.
So I'm in class when I hear that there was a massive explosion a couple of miles south of where I live.1. Oh god. People are hurt. Fuck.2. People I know may have been hurt. Double fuck.3. The entire area pretty much has been leveled. Triple fuck.4. There was a fire station just up the hill from that area. Wonder what happened to it.5. My route home is full of traffic and blockage. Fuck has been averted, thanks to brother texting me the news and me taking a detour.On a much, much lighter note, a girl I know wants me to dress up as a Rare Hunter from Yu-Gi-Oh so she can boss me around and bop me with a makeshift Millennium Rod. I don't even know anymore.
>>273217Hollllly crap. Is everything okay?
>>273217Are you talking about the San Bruno fire?If so, it's really horrible to see what's happening out there. [I was coming home on 680 and saw a massive cloud of smoke on the other side of the bay about 30 minutes after it happened.]
>>273222In short, sort of.As it stands, there have been a 3 casualties, and several suburban blocks, or 53 homes have been leveled, 120 more damaged. Smoke's been billowing east over SFO. Few hundred people displaced - some sent to hospitals around the area for burn treatment. Turned out to be a gas line explosion. The line has been shut.Smoke is visible from several areas around San Bruno, Millbrae, and South San Francisco. Watching coverage at the moment.Looks like they established some order, though many people seem to have just lost everything. Pictures show nothing but burning building frames in certain areas. Other buildings are still on fire. Power is out in the area - floodlights have been set up to provide some light.The frightening part to me is two-fold: one, that it's so close to home, and two, that I knew what that place looked like - I passed by there frequently on my way to either Tanforan or the psychiatrist.
>>273227That is pretty much straight up terrifying.
>>273227I assume you're from the west side of the bay? The smoke hasn't quite made it over here to the south bay.Yeah, I'm watching coverage on the news channels... it just gets worse and worse. Though I think that they've got some of the perimeter out, but still have to close in on the source. I hope you and your friends stay safe.
>mfw Rockblood the Manhunter is a nerd who is covered in pee
>>273235What you guys did was double racist all the way.
oh come on! widow spiders now? fuck this shit
YEAH, YEAHEHEHEAH!FYI, it ended with me beating everyone in the dragon race, Robot Hitler hooking up with Asian Jesus with Dickhands, Dick Butkus starting a whole race of martian bears, and you and Pym covered in pee.
Despite my being glued to the TV for info on the explosion and names, Pokemon, and general laziness on my part, I finally finished off the paper.Which, by the way, ended up being a somewhat readable rant about cell phones.
>>273241Well.....ok.
I fucking raped that presentation.
>>273241On it, Mr. James.
>>273241You have no idea, man. Pics on Monday.
oh my god what was i thinking taking four english courses at once i dont have time for reading all these books just so many books theres books everywhere fffffffffff
>>273237welcome to americaspiderlandSpray around the house! Make sure they can't get in.
I'm sitting in Subway and "how do I live without you" came on the radio and I started laughing like an idiot.
I'm really bored.Anyone wanna skype?You can find me as occasionallyjazz on Skype.
>>273261How can you be bored? You are on the Internet!
>>273255Waitaminute.Where did spider anon go?
>>273262THE INTERNET IS BORING ME.
>>273257I did that once but thankfully I was by myself in my car.I sang along and sang the guitar solo.
Hooraaaay, the book I ordered finally came in today~It's fucking HUGE. I was hoping that was because it was a long story, but no, it's some kind of large text edition. I should've checked that before making my purchase.
>Iron Giant AMV with 3 Doors Down's "Kryptonite">video removed due to terms of use violation
>>273263She's probably at school, won't be back for several hours.
It's probably not a good thing that I laugh when people run screaming from the dog.Whole groups of catholic school girls would just dash shrieking out of our way when I took him to the vet. A couple dudes stopped to pet him and and he was super friendly. The girls' overreaction was just hilarious in contrast to what he wanted to do to them.Though I am kind of in a rough part of town, so there could just be a mindset of "big dogs are attack dogs" or something.Also I found out Bucky only has one testicle right now. Hey. Stop laughing. It could be a serious medical condition if the other one doesn't descend in a few months and we don't fix him then he''ll probably get testicular cancer.Dad can't talk us out of fixing the dog NOW.
>>273261I'm going to be on later, stick around.
>haircut>new clothes>ten pounds lighterDAMN, I am looking GOOD today.
>>273267Oh god, my bitches and I have been doing this so bad. Why does it have to be the same song. Why.PS: Fuck yeah cheesy 90s love songs.
Happy Eid to any unlikely Islamabros out there.
tell me, is there any way it's legal for a company to just stop paying it's employees? I just found out during the past two months my dad hasn't made a single paycheck. He's been selling and delivering plenty of vans, so I have no idea what the fuck is going on or why the hell he just decided we didn't need to know our biggest source of income was gone. luckily I've got about six thousand and my mom still works at Subway (yet refuses to work more than twenty hours a week, what the fuck mom) so we should be okay for a little while, but still wtf.
Today I realized that California State Law pretty much says that if you are too fat you can not graduate from High School.
Spoilered for TMI.OH GOD. WHY. DO MY BALLS. ITCH. SO MUCH.
>>273275Was it actual screams or those silly girly screams girls tend to do?Anyway, it's funny but there is geniune big dog fear. I used to be TERRIFIED of big dogs. Especially jumpy ones eager ones. Now I'm just vaguely nervous around them. It's funny when people are scared of my 11lb dog though. A big Shepard mix, yeah, but a tiny little Boston? Granted, there's a good chunk of Muslims in the area and they can't touch dogs so that reaction makes sense, but there's enough clearly non-Muslim people who get freaked out by her.Curiously it's mostly the Asian girls who are like 'OH GOD IT'S LOOKING AT ME, RECOIL INTO CORNER OF ELEVATOR'
I'm sleepy. Maybe I should sleep. But Terminator is coming on in 10 minutes, maybe I should do something about my movie illiteracy instead.
>>273328You've just reminded me to download Kingpin. Everything Bill Murray stars in turns to gold, right?
Since everyone can't wait for a given +400-post SYM thread to sink beneath the front page before the next one is made, I'm gonna start locking them. Deal with it.