Last thread is on autosage! Let the cycle begin again!I need to stop drawing retarded Pikachus. I need to get out of this artblock and draw real things already.
Hayfever.Sucks.
I don't see a problem with this.
oh my god one of those pikachus is on fire!
>mfw them pikachus are fat
This is totally my wallpaper now.
I feel so frustrated.
>>271820
>>271824In b4 this is made into a dealwithit.gif
man fuck you Ferrous for posting that picture of haw flakes I can't even buy any right now because the market closed over an hour ago arghhhh
>I need to stop drawing retarded Pikachus.Wrong.
>>271824I'm dyin squirtle
>>271824Can you do a Bulbasaur?Please?
>>271815No, I think you're doing just fine
New life goal<-
That image reminded me I had this. I should probably go post it in /pkmn/.
>>271836Oh man, I forgot /pkmn/ existed.Brb, wastin my life.
>>271826no regrets
>>271829Only because I fucking love drawing Bulba. >>271836I should probably just strated a thread there to try and get this out of my system.
>>271839I am in tears.Please make a thread and fill it with your magical drawings.
>>271841inb4 this thread becomes art requests seriously you guysI started a thread in /pkmn/ as a place to toss these, so feel free to drop suggestions in there I guess so this thread can still be mindspeakin.
>My Goldblum when this is just a Red Request thread.
>>271844Didn't intend to commit a faux pas. My apologies. =)
>My Kizaru when Goldblum
I'm off to bed, you guys. Sleep tight!
>My face when Red drawings
6 in the morning is a great time to suddenly lose the ability to sleep.
I AM THE MAN WHO ARRANGES THE BLOCKS THAT SHOW YOU THE WORK THAT I SURE LOVE
>>271854NO NO NO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP THEM IN SQUARES YOU'RE DOING IT WRONGStill, neat. I did one too.
I like drawing but i don't think I'm very good at it! It's frustrating and i would like to get better, any suggestions?
>>271864>I don't think I'm very good at it.My friend you are on your way to greatness.Artists are pretty much fuelled exclusively by self deprecation and the need to improve.Look at your work, take note of what you don't like, look up an artist who does it how you would like to do it, take note of the work and practice practice practice. Also anatomy, life drawing and all that standard unavoidable stuff.
UFOPOOOOORRNOOOOOO
>>271865>Artists are pretty much fuelled exclusively by self deprecation and the need to improve. Dis. Also, know that no two artists draw the same way. You'll eventually develop your own techniques over time and achieve your own style.Or, find an artist you like, stalk them, and then rip out their heart and eat it to gain their strength.
>>271839My face when I saw >>271839
>>271864Never stop drawing.Practice always.Learn to use the tools you have.And most importantly, get help from others or else you stagnate and never get better.lmao at me giving out art advice but hey, i think i'm getting better!
>resuscitate good skype
>Feeling depressed.>Oh hey I'll go listen to Swans for a few hours.>Terrible fucking idea.
>it isnt that good
Gonna have a Shaq movie night some time tomorrow.Steel and Kazaam.
>>271869Beaaaacome into the /draw/ Doodle chat BeaaaaaaLike, around 7-12pm Central time. That's when all the hip cats visit.
Ah. Now I get jokes. Had to go back to /coc/ for the setup. I'm the punchline apparently. do.ho.ho...
>>271878ACTUALLY.I was bored and had a very large picture full of smug douchebags.I hadn't even seen it. It was just a coincidence.
>>271877>/draw/no
>>271881...suit yourself.
>>271878>>271880If you're talking about Fez, I actually did that after seeing FF. I thought it was funny because they kind of look alike.
>>271880Well then. I'm going to go back to lab and hang out with my real friends and make pee colored solutions because that's my steeease.>Ferro died on the way back to his home planet.
>>271882It's just not for me, srry mindwipe.Also I'd really rather get better before I hang out with genuinely competent people and metaphorically vomit my scribbles in their face.
>>271887Oh noooo!Back to the lab again.
>>271890
>Yell at my bowl of pickles about how I should kill myself>5 seconds later realize that it's not just an awkward silence>Decide to deal with this in a sane way.>Looking up funeral costs, gun costs, etc.>Fuck that.It's gonna be a long night, folks.
>>271894But then you'll miss the next movie night.
I told my former English prof that UCLA rescinded my offer of admission, so she offered to write me a letter of recommendation for the University of Chicago! I was so flattered the thought I could even get in that I spend the rest of the conversation awkwardly stammering.
>>271894I'm selfish. I want you alive. Get back to us soon, Chaplain.
oh my god i ordered a computer and it has lovely lovelies and it comes tomorrow and i am so god damn excited i haven't been this giddy for monthsand i can sort of draw again! how awesome is that?
>my surgery scars in my mouth got infected and now I'm sick
>>271900Ouch
>>271899Yay!>>271900Boo!
>Have a +4chan dream>It's a sitcom called That's My Hammy>Piggylicious is the next door neighbor and butt of many ham jokes>This is the title theme for the show>I wake myself up by laughing so hard
>>271906I'd watch the shit out of that.
>>271739Don't talk to an elder with that tone, young woman.
Well fuck, now I have to take care of these three kids for a couple of weeks at least while the divorce is going on.
>>271912Those poor kids.
>>271927It's ok, they have a grandmother that should be able to take care of them in a few days after all! But yeah, poor kids :(I'm going to try and make this as fun as I can for them though
>>271889They let me, walr, and Rametarin draw there, and we're turrible. I only suggested it because drawing there every day has helped me improve, and Psudonym and Longyear are pretty cool people, and sometimes Sir and Magi show up. But, if you don't want to, that's fine.
Stop it, Dad, just stop it. You can see I'm not well, what part about "I can't paint the damn house today," do you not understand?Oh, oh, I'm sorry, I'm not sick unless I'm bedridden the entire fucking time? Huh? I'm just "hamming it up" if I can get out of the bed and walk over to the computer FIVE FEET AWAY?!?! Fuck you, Dad, fuck you in the neck, I'm spitting in your coffee. Enjoy the flu, you prick.
>>271936oh siv, maybe now youll learn what it is like to be a mommyand see that it is a horrible idea
>>271938You seem to be overreacting a bit, sir.
My mum is so squeamish she was almost sick when she walked in on me cleaning my gauges.
>>271941do you mean gougesor are you some sort of machine
>>271940No, not really. The guy's a fucking jackass when it comes to this stuff. He wanted me to lift some stones in the backyard after I'd had an operation on the hernia I got from the LAST time he asked me to do that, and threw a shitfest when I told him no.
>>271943Flesh tunnels, bro. Pic related, it's my older ones. They're a little bigger than that now.
well apparently I'm not banned anymore.
Apparently the reason I have so much acne on my forehead is because I have a fringe and the hair is irritating the skin.....but I use the fringe to cover up the acne.HOW DO I SOLVE
>>271948Wash your face.
>>271948Benzoyl peroxide soap.
>>271839Oh man I love it thank you so much.
>>271957I WASH IT EVERY FUCKING DAY.I use a shitbunch of shit for it, but NOOOOO.
>>271960Find a guy with a pimple fetish?Dress like a schoolgirl for added realism!
>>271948Birth control.Seriously. I had awful skin until I got on the pill.
>>271957That has never worked for me. Or at least, it would work, but it would be necessary to wash my face at least ten times a day.I make do by scrubbing my face dry with paper towels every hour or so. Still doesn't keep it away, but it helps.
>>271960Then
...Hey, guys. I still exist. Much to someone's chargrin, I'm sure....Still don't have a computer. So I haven't been able to keep up with anything that isn't on local channels. So, anyone mind up-to-speed-ing me?
>>271961E-ew...>>271963Huh... It was the same for me when I was on birth control, but I just recently stopped, so maybe it's that.>>271966fffffffffffffffffff :c
>>271967Everything is just as horrible as you remember it. But now it's worse..
>>271960put your bangs back for a week at least, if you can. wear a headband or something, then use a cover-up makeup with salicylic acid or benzoyl peroxide in it.every night dab toothpaste on, leave it for half-an-hour and rinse with warm water. if you have oily skin I really reccomend the target knockoff of cetaphil, or use an exfoliating scrub for acne. But be careful, some people respond well to exfoliating scrubs and it really fucks some people up. if it fucks you up, use the cetaphil, it's a soft and nonabrasive cleanser. And put on a toner when you're done, or else leave tomato juice for ten minutes or so. experiment with lots of things, but if nothing's changed in a week with one product or method move on to another. yeah, I used to have pretty awful skin!
Next week I'll be spending four days house sitting for my aunt in the middle of nowhere. I'll have little to no cellphone reception, no internet, and no contact with the outside world.Dear god in heaven. I'm not ready for this.
>>271968>E-ew...Can't you picture it? You're making out when his mouth leaves yours and moves up your face to your hairline...
>>271972oh god stop it NOBODY WANTS THIS
>>271972Y U DO DIS
>>271969Nice to know.So, how's your season with West Ham?
>>271973Yes... yes! I can feel your uncomfortable... ness.Discomfort?Yes!I can feel your discomfort!Mwah-ha-ha-ha!
>>271960Sometimes it's not a dirty skin problem, it could be dermatological in nature. I would suggest seeing a dermatologist and having a discussion with him regarding your acne. He can help you come up with a treatment plan.
>>271976CURSE YOU PALPATINE!YOU WERE BETTER WITHOUT A BACKSTORY!
>>271979And he takes one of your piiimmmplllesss in between his teeth....
>>271981y u gotta do dis man
>>271981... This has gone too far. Srsly guis. Srsly.
>>271976>>271973>>271972>>271982>>271981>>271979
Fun fact: your skin produces oil because it is really dry and trying to moisturize itself.But your skin's natural oils cause zits, for a reason I am not fully aware of.Either way, the solution: lotion. Apply twice a day to acne-covered areas. Give it a few days. Problem fucking solved. You're all welcome.
My Mouse3 isn't working!
>>271992I just got myself a brand new mouse. Feels good man.
>>271982Be-because I'm evil? I thought that was understood.>>271983Oh no. I don't think it's gone far enough.
I am eating a salad.The hell is wrong with me.
>>271997Is it a tasty salad with like cheese and such and bacon bits? Or one of those dry ass nasty leafy salads with a nasty vinaigrette?
>>272002Just a plain caesar salad. No bacon bits, no chicken. Final destination
>>272004Caesar salads are best eaten in a wrap.I'm dead serious.
>>272004Oh, well ceasar salads are delicious with or without tasty chicken and bacon.>>272005The barbecue place down the street from here makes an amazing Caesar wrap, and now I want one. Dammit I hate you.
>>272006Ah! Don't hate me! I only mentioned it because I'm craving one, too!I feel your pain.
>>272004>spoiler I lol'd
I'm 21 and I don't have a girlfriend.Am I going to die alone?
>>272018Answer is hazy. Ask again later.
>>272018Jesus christ, you are if you keep fucking complaining about it.
>>271937I love that coloring!
>>272018Keep whining, the ladies love it.
>>272018I'm 21 and JUST GOT a girlfriend. You can do it, dude, just hang in there!
>>272026>>272028>>272032I wasn't aware that I'd brought it up before. I'll shut up, now. Sorry.>>272033Good for you. Thanks for the words of confidence.
>>272018Stop that.Stop that right now.
>no spider in bath tub>start water running and leave the room>bath tub full>come back>not one but two big ol' spiders enjoying a swim>these fucking spiders>my fucking bathtime>this fucking house
>>272018>I'm 21 and I don't have a girlfriend.Fairly common. I didn't have one when I was 21.>Am I going to die alone?That's all up to you.
Ha ha! Posting from a bathtub!
>>272018Stop defining yourself in terms of relationships. You are not the number of relationships you have had. You are a person, and every person has a different set of experiences and their own unique route through life. Enjoy your life, don't dwell on what you haven't done.
>today
>>272018yeah probably mangwelcome to the club
Made a cheesecake and it's in the oven right now but the crust I made seems to be floating around in my batter.Dang it.
>>271889Bea, the folks in Party All the Time (the drawchat) tolerate _my_ scribbles. Maybe even enjoy my company a bit.I understand where you're coming from, but it really ain't necessary. Hesitation is just holding you back from what would otherwise be a fun way to spend ungod-o'clocks at night and morning. :XMeanwhile.>oh god my teeth. can't wait for the dental appointment god fucking damnit I brush twice I floss every day I don't drink soda or eat acidy foods or drink coffee or eat candy WHY ARE MY TEETH SO FUCKED WITH HOLES.
Augh HeroLab is expensive and I am so poor...
I was listening to grooveshark and it switched from Kesha to Edith PiafThere is something terribly wrong about that.Padam Padam is the best song, it far out trumps the song used foBRAAAAAAAAANG BRAAAAAAAAAAANG
>shake out cousins toy trucks before putting them away>EARWIGS>shake again>TONNES OF STINKBUGS>shake again>HOBO SPIDERSfucking oregon
Aw, no!My cheesecake! What did I do wrong?!Aaaaaah!
today at the Sunday School I help out at one of the boys was smashing the faces of the two male fingerpuppets they were making and made kissy noises, and the other kids were all like 'gross, boys can't kiss each other!' and the little boy shouted 'they can if they want to!' it made my day
>>272059... huh.That's good, I suppose. At least he won't be a bigot.
>Sneeze.>Sneeze.>Sneeze.Fucking allergies.
>>272061the church is full of casual racism, sexism, and flat-out homophobia. I only go there because the parents make me, and then I just help out with the kids because it really is one of those awful pretentious judgemental places.
>>272064Oh.Well, at least you're strong enough to resist the corrupting influence of institutionalized ignorance.
Dammit cats, stop flocking around the computer, you are making me feel awkward. Stop iiiiit.>>272059My cold black heart, she warms :3
>>272065there's actually some good people in the church, just misguided, misled, and sheltered. I mean, if they knew I was gay they'd probably just sit me down with a counselor and tell me everyone has sins and temptations, I just have to realize it's a sin and pray about it a lot. I really feel bad for some of them.
>17 degrees>slightly cloudy>leaves are changing and there's already scatters of them on the ground>sit by the rapids with the dog and watch the ducks>starts to rain a bit just as I get insideFuuuuuuuck I love fall so much today is so beautiful
I wish I was really tall so I could be really chill and goofy and give the best hugs ever. I hate being small and angry and having my face in people's armpits. Being little has lost all novelty ever.
>department screws me out of my stipend>again>againLooks like I'm back to eating pasta, spam, and hand me downs until the end of the month. I'm not going through all my savings again just because someone told me they were going to pay me and didn't.
>>272079Might be time to pay a visit to the Better Business Bureau.
>>272080I should probably fight harder for it and sue the shit out of them, but at the end of the month I'm going to start getting paid directly by a higher power (DOE Office of Science). When I get more of a grip on what they're doing and if they even have the money to pay me, I'll take a course of action.
>>272083Sounds like a plan.Just don't let them rob you.
>>272083Do you have records of all the time you've worked?
I should really get this shit over with.
>>272087I don't get paid by the hour nor am I held to particular hours. If I needed to I have plenty of proof and witnesses, but it probably won't come to that.
I found a mouse at work.It was super excited. And exciting. It did a 180 when it saw me and flipped out and spun around on the linoleum tiles.
Tonight I got paid to roly-poly through my place of work.Love my job.
I just convinced someone in /co/ to drop about 300 on hardcovers.I'm now doing my job even when I'm not at work.
>Live webcam chatroom interview with Protomeneeee that was the coolest half hour of my life
>>272078I'd kneel to give you proper hugs, if I could. Or pick you up. Whichever was less uncomfortable.
>>272078>I wish I was really tall so I could be really chill and goofy and give the best hugs ever.also, hugging small people when you are big makes you feel like a gentle giant :]
Okay, so contrary to everything I picked up from his Facebook profile, my new roommate is extremely mellow and pleasant. Just goes to show.
>>272099>>272101>my Hulk when I hugged Bea
>>272078It's cool toof, we can be tiny together. ;A;
>>272103Did she... did she ride on your shoulders? :3c
I have a scanner again~Soooo happy~
>>272078>>272105Being small (1m60) is awesome. I get away with much more crap than I would if I were bigger.
>>272108You did that?It's gorgeous.
>>272108not hippy enough
>>272108WOOP UPLOADED THE WRONG VERSION.It's kind of nerve wracking when people you admire and strive to emulate follow your work, I just get so nervous about them seeing copy them>>272110Thank you! You should check out Jemma Salume's stuff, she the one I got the cool stained glass effect via use of texture idea from.
>men are evil that divorce was the best decision I ever made no man will ever be good enough for you don't let those guys you hang out with get too comfortable around you don't let them touch you don't let them look at you strange don't go over their house don't let them into your house don't ever be alone with a guy anywhere men are rapists men are pigs>what do you mean you don't have a boyfriend yetThis family.
>>272115sister
If someone seems to like me they: a. have ulterior motives b. feel sorry for me or c. have something wrong with them.Is this normal.
>>272121I like you, Anon. <3
>come at 1 for your grandmother's birthday>actually, come at 11>nevermind it's at 12:30>okay it's at 1 but come for 12:30>bring the dog but keep her calm >please don't dress like a lesbian your grandmother hates it.Mother, what. I just wanted to sleep in bed all day and play Pokemon.
>>272123>please don't dress like a lesbian your grandmother hates it. OH PARENTS :3c
>>272113this is gorgeous.
>>272124Which is weird because I don't dress 'like a lesbian' whatever that means. I wear tshirts and jeans and hoodies. I guess it's just not girly enough for my old British grandmother and therefore lesbianish?I just realised today that I have a near-awesome crossdress pageboy ensemble, I'm tempted to wear that.
>>272128Ah yes, rebellion. You have my support in this endeavor.
>>272128Dress like a heterosexual lady dominatrix complete with strap-on.bring a girlfriend
>standing in the sandwich line in a local eatery>see the guy that raped my friend three years ago (but got away with it scot fucking free) standing in a different line>cut off circulation to my fingers because I'm squeezing my drink bottle so hardI'm beginning to suspect I have an anger problem. If it had been a glass bottle, I think I would have smashed it into his face without thinking.
>>272123I would just go at 1. You're either on time or fashionably late. And I would just tell her "Well you couldn't make up your mind and I'm a busy woman. Are you ready? We're waiting on you." As I step in front of her towards wherever the action is taking place.
>>272136>guy that raped my friend>I'm beginning to suspect I have an anger problem.You might but that's a pretty reasonable reaction.
>>272136I know exactly how you feel, bro.
plus4chan... what are... you currently wearing?
>See some sweet art on the Internets>Start feeling bad because I know I can't draw as good as these guys>See people tell other artists it's ok to suck and that they'll get better with practice>Start practicing a bit, and forgetting about all the other artists and only focusing on my work>Feel that I'm getting better>Get on the internet>Rinse and RepeatBasically
>>272154Hi me.
>>272156Hi me, with writing and my schoolmates.
>>272154>Be hilariously bad at art>Doodle and draw all the time>Never get any betteridon'tgiveafuck
What
>>272153Boxers, jean shorts, that's it. I love summer.
>>272153Feels like I'm wearin'Nothin' at allNothin' at allNothin' at allNothin' at all
There is a streetlight around the corner that APPARENTLY reflects my mood. For the longest time it would turn on all the time when I went under it, because I'm usually pretty happy. My normal setting is brimming with optimism.I was super angry earlier though and it went dark when I rode by it. I went and got ice cream and hung out with friends and played the Scott Pilgrim game and came home in a good mood so it turned back on.<3 you streetlight.
>>272170Sleep with one eye open.[/b]It's going to kill you and wear your skin as a suit[/b]
>>272171"if I kill the miley cyrus and i wear her skin i can become her and have her life"
>>272153Hey, creepy Palpatine is my shtick.But I'm tired so I guess you can borrow it until tomorrow.
>>272171>>272172Noooo D:
>>272176You have to stop trusting every lighting fixture you come in contact with. It'll just end in pain and sorrow.
>Ex is sending me pictures of her from Dragon-Con>Pictures of her with Tom Servo and Crow>...and Stan Lee
Just helped evict a Milano sized cockroach from our apartment using the glass and paper method. First time I've seen one of those in a while. Most exciting thing that happened to me today. Almost wanted to play with the guy. Almost.
>Go on /co/ classic>Trolls trolling trolls trolling my2kJesus, /cgl/ is friendlier than that place now.
>>272184That place is dead to me. I only go back for reaction images.
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHi got a facebook :|http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100001483822347
Hey Miley, do you have any fun photos of folks from Fanexpo weekend that won't make me cringe to look at? I'm thinking some kinda pictre might compliment the Fanexpo post I just put on my site.Actually, what's your AIM/MSN?
>>272186...wasn't it pretty much always dead to you?
>>272200I used to like it. Cool people there are how I found out about this place.
>>272202 I think i jumped on /co/ pretty late when it started to suck, and i got a link here in an avatar thread and it was just so... nice! I decided to stay for a while. but I mostly just stayed in /a/ and /co/ and /cog/ sometimes straying to /baw/ but never leaving those other boards for long. That was like two years ago though and i just got back here from FA which makes this place look that much nicer it's like going to limbo, then going to heaven, then going to hell, then going back to heaven really.
>>272175No... I have foreseen your schtick... it is unavoidable.. it is your destiny..>>272169Yes... let the cool night air flow over you...
For some reason I'm too retarded to post correctly this morning, and I've tried and failed three times now to let you all know I'm wearing cowboy boots.
>>272178There will be plenty of chances to meet him. I'm pretty sure Stan is in a race with, I dunno, Betty White to see who will die first. Kinda like Keith Richards and Lemmy Kilmister.>>272197Seconded. So help me if that couch picture is lost/deleted.
>>272193You look familiar. Cool name.
>>272216mmff
>>272193Right after I click this, when I go the Facebook home, it's recommending this girl as "people you may know"
>>272193I was thinking of deleting mine. Just doesn't seem useful.
Skype misses you, Astro.
>>272234How nice for Skype.
>mfw all these goddamn romance threads on the front page
I hate art right now. It's like Tetris.
Telling me the kid is a bedwetter probably would have been a cool thing to do before foisting her on to me for a few nights
Today I am going on an Unenthusiastic Bar Crawl.Fork year.
I gotta work on Labor Day.Boooo.I'm gettin' paid extra to do it.Yaaaay.
>>272245loool
>>271869You're getting better!>>272184Wait, trollin my2k?GODDAMIT /co/!And what's she doing there?>>271937Someone should bring Andrei to the doodle party. I know he'll like that.
I just brewed coffee and am baking some chocolate chip banana breadMan my apartment smells the best right now.
So this basically happened to me today. They ended up having to ask me to leave the room. I regret nothing.
>>272245You still want to be a mommy?
>>272251Because apparently my2k is that drawfag, /34/, and it's being rubbed in her face. Not cool man
Guy that tried to revamp the Wonder Twins here.I found my old notes.Is anyone still interested in hearing my ideas?
>>272264Shoot. I might draw a redesign of them to go with it (I promise nothing)
>>272265It's relatively limited. I only got so far before losing interest, so don't get your hopes up for anything spectacular.
THIS SHOW IS SO GOOD.
Wonder Twin Powers – Activate!-or-From Zeroes to Heroes – How to Revamp Zan and JaynaIntroduction – Welcome to the Wonder Twins Remembered mostly as being one part goofy to two parts borderline ineffective (with a dash of blue monkey to taste) the Wonder Twins, Zan and Jayna, were created for the Hanna-Barbera Super Friends television show to serve as teenage sidekicks to the other more well-established super-heroes. They were portrayed as being amateurish and of dubious usefulness and their powers, the ability to transform into any form of water and the ability to become any animal, respectively, were rarely used to any great effect. Adopted into the greater DC Universe during the 1990s for the Extreme Justice series and given a newer, more ‘comic book-friendly’ background, they remain disappointingly underused and are all but forgotten. The purpose of this document is to attempt a renovation of the character’s powers, personalities and back-story so as to make them more palpable to modern audiences whose only memories of the characters may be sadly limited to the image of an eagle holding a monkey holding a slopping bucket of water.Form of, Shape of – How their Powers Work As far as I am aware, and I have done some research on the subject, nowhere in their history have the Wonder Twins had their powers explained beyond being the result of a genetic mutation, something that I, personally, view as being a bit of a cop-out especially when you remember that the DC Universe has already provided a much more interesting source from which they can derive their abilities. I propose that instead of having their powers be biological in nature we employ a more mystical background and give Jayna and Zan access to the Red (a morphogenetic field created by all living creatures) and the Clear, or the Blue (another morphogenetic field, this one created by all water) respectively. This would connect them to other DC characters like Animal Man and Naiad, serving the purpose of bridging their characters to the greater DC mythology. The Wonder Twins’ powers should be very similar despite having vastly different effects and should function in much the same way – much like the twins themselves, if you think about it. Both draw their powers from an elemental force and employ those powers through the process of transformation, something drawn from their original Hanna-Barbera envisioning. My suggested changes to the Wonder Twin’s powers would include the following:* A limit on the size and/or the complexity of their transformations as related to their body mass. Neither Zan nor Jayna can take a form that would require more mass to function than is contained in their unaltered bodies. This limitation can be overcome by using their respective morphogenetic fields to accumulate additional mass to fuel their transformations – Zan’s body would absorb ambient water to increase in mass and Jayna’s would consume nearby organic-energy in order to accomplish the same. Doing this would, of course, have a negative effect upon the surrounding environment, though this effect would then be negated by “returning” the energy.* A telepathic/empathic link that would not only allow the Wonder Twins to communicate with one another when it would otherwise be impossible to do so (such as in the many times when neither twin is in a form capable of speech) but also enable one twin to have instinctual insight into the thoughts and feelings of the other. This would result in a psychological and emotional bond wholly unlike anything that could be experienced by a human being. This power would contribute to the alien “feel” that the characters need to distance themselves from their Hanna-Barbera roots. They could be so connected that, not only do they finish each-other’s sentences but sometimes go as far as to speak in unison which would create an eerie stereo effect – spooky!* As Exxor is a larger planet than Earth and possesses a more powerful gravitational pull, both Zan and Jayna have superhuman physical abilities while under the influence of Earth’s weaker gravity – this allows them to function as capable combatants even when deprived of their powers.From whence do you Hail? – Their lives on Exxor and Beyond The Super Friends cartoon established the characters as Exxorian mutants, genetic throwbacks to an ancient species of Exxorian shape shifters. Captured as slaves and forced to work in a circus after the death of their parents via a plague, they escaped and foiled the plans of Grax, a foe of Superman, who had been planning to destroy the Earth with powerful bombs by travelling to Earth to warn the Justice League. They assumed the human identities of Johan and Johanna and acted as side-kicks. The Extreme Justice series of the 1990s revamped the character’s origins so that they were the slaves of an alien super-villain, rescued by the Justice League and brought to Earth as rooky heroes. Our revamped back-story will combine both of the aforementioned histories into something unique and modern but, in order to do so, we need to invent some things and disregard some others. Firstly, let us talk of Exxor, their home-world. I envision Exxor as a large world, roughly the same size and composition of Earth, with a singular, globe-spanning continent covered by a great many forests separated from one another by grassy plains which are occasionally studded by imposingly craggy mountains. There are no seas on Exxor – the world’s water is contained in long, winding rivers. The peoples of Exxor are nomadic, roaming the continent in caravans of covered wagons, always one step ahead of the cold season and the dangers of the forests, which are home to many a ravenous and unearthly monstrosity that would love to prey on the caravans and their inhabitants. Due in part to their hard way of life the people of Exxor are prone to superstitions and the observation of ancient traditions – they see omens, both good and ill, in nearly everything. Zan and Jayna would have been born in one such caravan, with Jayna being born shortly before Zan, making her the older sister though, of course, she’d be older only by a few minutes. Their birth would be the cause of great distress among their caravan due to an old Exxorian superstition – twins are one soul in two bodies and are thus irreparably broken. In addition to their having been born as twins, Zan and Jayna are also physically removed from their peers: their skin is paler, their hair darker, their eyes purple, and their ears longer and more pointed. They are ostracized from the moment of birth, their very act of existing being viewed as a threat to the entire caravan. The elders insist on abandoning the newborns to the wilderness in fear of their inviting a disaster but their parents, progressives in the community, insist on keeping the children despite the wishes of the caravan’s majority.-More was going to be written here-Fish out of Water – Zan and Jayna as People-Personality traits and other stuff would have gone here-
Parades are kind of boring.
>>272197I think I got a couple pics of you guys, and one of Maya making a derp face. Ill try and upload them and get them to you.Aim co no mcMsn who.sez@hotmail.comOr you can use the ones in my facebook profile. I fully have destroyed any semblance of disconnect from the real world and the internet one at tis point methinks.
>Head down to the State Fair>Fields are being harvested>Cool weather>College Football startedI love Fall, it's so beautiful out in the farmland area.
>Get home from work>Super hot girl next door at the old ladies house?!>OMG IS THE SUPER HOT GIRL MOVING IN NEXT DOOR?!>I NEED TO GO BORROW SOME SUGAR>Oh wait did the old lady di- oh no there she isAnd then I accidentally butt dialed my ex and that wasn't awkward AT ALL.Also hey there's a Nurse on my facebook.
Getting a motorcycle. Mother is worried.
>>272289What motorcycle? I must judge you.
>>272287Pics.
>>272291What, you want me to just photograph my neighbor? That's creepy, illegal, and there are no windows on this side of her house.
>>272292>creepy>illegalSince when the fuck has that stopped us?
According to my schedule online, I'm only working one day this week, then 4 next week. Huh. Still have to complete my training, so maybe that's got something to do with it.
>>272287You need to be careful about making booty calls like that.
>>272297Yeah I friends who get pretty anal when they get those calls.
>>272298Well you never know until you try. What's the old adage? Ass and you shall receive.
>>272292It's illegal?...woops.Also, I am starting to... not get any pleasure out of sex and making out. I don't feel anything anymore. It doesn't feel nice, I just do it because......because nothing.This is getting crap.
>>272303Now if you were a pure untouched virgin like me, you'd still like all that crap.
>>272303Women more than men have a higher diversity of what they find pleasurable. Some women get off from physical stimulation of one place while others get off to another. Some girls only get off while pleasing their partners. It's hard to generalize, but what it sounds like is that you might need to have a solid secure emotional connection with a partner for you to enjoy it. I don't know you well enough so forgive me if I'm wrong. Maybe it's just that the excitement and expectations are gone. Whatever it is, people on this board got it right when they say "the brain is the most potent erogenous zone". It's pretty true. Whatever it is, don't force it. Take your time.tl;dr use more foreplay and make sure you get better leverage when you're jamming the Jabberwocky into your Bandersnatch.
>>272306Jazz, as with most people on /baw/, is incapable of feeling empathy or loving another human being.You're all terribly lonely people.
>>272306
>>272306I am not just talking about actual intercourse though. I am talking about foreplay too. It just doesn't excite me anymore. Nothing does.>>272307No...it's not that. I love people, I care for people. But...I just don't want to fool around with them or make out with them or engage in anything but chatting lately.I just want to...talk. I don't want to get groped at and have people paw at me.
>>272310You don't talk while groping?Jesus, am I the only person here with any real physical experience?
>>272310
>>272311..Well. It depends.I will be talking with someone and they will use anything as an excuse to start TOUCHING AT ME, and Idon'tlikeit.And if I get...with someone, and we're making out and groping OF COURSE WE'RE NOT TALKING....but.IDK, maybe I am going through a phase.
>>272312retvtdgh dfjdghj
>>272303Maybe it's time to try something new?
ITT Well I guess this is growing up
>go ballistic on the ancient punching bag for half an hour>bruises on knuckles and elbows. Broken epidermal layers. on the skin...Maybe I overdid it a little. >swelling goes away and discoloration disappears half an hour later... I'm going to miss this when I hit 30. :(
>>272306>>jamming the Jabberwocky into your Bandersnatch....that was just bad.
>>272289sweet! what kind?
>>272316Yeah.Like celibacy.
>>272322Yeah!
>Watching Community for the first time
>>272320
>>272314You could just not be in the mood. I need to be in a specific mood to be up for making outs otherwise I'm just bored. Or distracted. Once I was hanging out at my gf's and we were just channel surfing out of boredom and started up, and then a documentary on the Bloods and the Crips came on and I was just 'hold on, this is super interesting.' She almost broke up with me right then. Or maybe you just don't like the person(s) you're sucking face with? That can be a pretty important factor. Also there's the fact that us ladies don't hit the peak until 30.
so this mead I started a few months back is finally ready for drinking and it isAMAZING i mean, holy shit. i've drunk some good booze and I've made some pretty amazing stuff but this is just. wow.
So I'm watching Spoony's review of the Last Exorcism, right? And it gets to the part about the movie's ending, and suddenly my laptop starts blaring heavy metal with a pretty dark theme to it.I pause Spoony's video, thinking that will stop it, but it doesn't.I start freaking out and turn of my speakers, and that stops the music (so at least it's not supernatural!) but I'm pretty freaked out.I don't have any heavy metal like that in my laptop.I'm a little scared right now, guys.Here's hoping it was just something that came up on one of my open internet windows, otherwise oh man oh man oh man.
Her dress is too long but I hardly even care since I don't watch this show and only drew it so I could detail the top half of her clothes.
it's like, it slides all sweet and easy over your tongue and you feel it, not burning but you still can barely breathe, it's just soft and warm and you automatically start smiling, it's lovely and i can feel it in my fingertips, oh my goodness. and there's orange and spice flavors lightening up the deepenss of just, pure clover honey golden deliciousness and it may not have been made with the blood of my enemies but i feel like a master drinking it. it's perfect, I need to stop tipsy rambling and listen to neofolk now.and this is just silly homebrew brewed in a plastic bottle with an balloon on top. damn, I'm good.
>>272330were you using headphones? they can randomly pick up radio signals, mine do that all the time and it's right freaky.
>>272331She's meant to be an elastic being made out of chewing gum, so you have a ready-made excuse anyway.
>>272333No, just my laptop speakers.
>>272336hate to break it to you, but you're being haunted by a huge metal fan.
Oh man, drinking banana bread beer.BANANABREADBEERSo good.>>272331>don't watch Adventure TimeI am disappoint.
>>272338How can beer be a bread?
>>272338that's made with like, bananas and nut extracts and spices and the like right?my mead is better bro
>>272340From the label:>Long ago, ale was known as Liquid Bread. We've used our long history of creating the finest malt blends and added fairtrade bananas to awaken the senses with a seriously fruity, rich, yet surprisingly versatile banana bread beer. An inspired brew made with our own natural mineral water and fairtrade bananas. Tempting banoffee aromas and flavours are balanced by the silky richness of a masterful malt blend and the peppery spice of the freshest ripest hops.So I guess it's banana bread that was lingering in water long enough to become beer. Or something.
>>272342Well it's MEAD, of course it's better. I'd have to go buy/make mead, and I don't have the time or the money for that atm.
>>272343you know i've always thought banana beers sounded awful, but i'm thinking about it now and it sounds like something I ought to try making. I've got tons of bananas lying around. but banoffe? is that with toffee or coffee?
>>272345The tastes really do compliment each other well, especially with wheat beers.
>>272337Augh.That's worse than the music...
>>272346yeah, i just hate bananas unless they're in smoothies. Imagining it in a beer... the very flavor that turns me off might go quite well with beer. I'll have to acquire some first to see if it's worth all the trouble of beermaking.
>>272345No clue, and it unfortunately doesn't say anything on the bottle. Silly european beer.It tastes like banana bread though. If it cost less I woulda bought more.
It just happened again!It was a pop-up...
>>272351
I'm seriously considering using Ritalin(tm) to get me through my work day. Anyone got a list of longterm side effects or things I should worry about? Wikipedia's sections on it are all about that "in debate" bullshit and have nothing of value.
>>272355It made my life a miserable, hellish existence.
>>272355There's a reason why tweakers try and steal this shit to make their drugs.I started gaining obsessive compulsive tendencies after three weeks of it and it gave me anxiety attacks. By the third month half of my face was scarred from me picking at it with my exactly-half-inch nails to rid myself of blemishes.
>>272357Oh, and aderall was so bad that I had to switch to Ritalin. So uhyeah.
>>272356>>272357>>272358thanks guys.
>Ritalin and AderallOh God, relapse. My blood pressure is going up just thinking about my school days on that shit. My last day on it I had such a panic attack I almost passed out in the main office waiting to be picked up and was so embarrassed I wanted to switch schools. I think I was in the guidance counselor's office more often after the meds than before or during. They had me on both but don't remember which one was first.tl;dr don't do it bro
>>272358Christ, man. I was on ritalin for years as a child yet I don't recall anything even remotely that terrible.
>>272355I LOVED ritalin when I was on it. I avoided taking it for so long because I knew a few people who'd been suscribed it as kids and they just had horror stories. Anyway, it was amazing. I could focus on everything for longer than half an hour. I managed to work beautifully, it really helped me intergrate into working. I had to give it up because it gave me the WORST moodswings. Like, bipolar menopause. And I couldn't eat ever, I had negative appetite. So there are side effects and it's a good idea to just watch how it affects you for the first few weeks. But focus wise it was a godsend.
hm, I've been thinking of trying Ritalin as well. I was diagnosed with ADHD as a child, but the parents, of course 'didn't believe' in disorders so it's really just gotten worse as I've gotten older.I'm reconsidering, now.
I've known a lot of people with ADD, ADHD and similar conditions. Some who've taken the drugs, others that didn't.In my opinion, ritalin, aderall and etc. are just opiates used by schools to shoe horn kids into behaving and to keep them out of their lazy parents hair. The ones that recognized the problem was a lack of discipline and effort smartened up and matured. The ones stuck on drugs never went through the personal maturation until much later, after their bodies rejected or acclimated to the drugs.Many mothers in my grade school were threatened by the school with calls to child services unless they put their problem kids on ritalin to control them. Not for their kids benefit, for the schools. Less liability if the kid is a known patient. Most of those kids weren't problem children, they were just fed up with their bullshit teacher. So they were pressured into ritalin/aderall/other pharmaceutical methods of control.I'll never forget that fucking fool friend of my brother's that tore the door off our bathroom in one of his overgrown manchild frenzies. That kid was given prozac as a regimen by his parents just to "keep him from beating up his sister."I can't wait until we figure the brain and immune system out completely. Magic pills are not a longterm solution.
>>272259Of course! She only pissed the couch and also her clothes, and I was able to get her to the shower and clean her up without the other two kids noticing anything, which I think was pretty pro.I'm on Lovan at the moment and it's ok. I don't worry about stuff any more, but my mood swings are still very severe.
>>272364>no hunger>increased focus>world's tallest emotional roller coasterGET READY FOR THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDEI may have to put Ritalin back on my "should try" list of compounds. If I do try it, I promise I'll start low dosage.
Reconsidering getting pills to help me focus.I already have OCD tendencies (picking, organizing, aligning, counting) and some anxiety problems that I don't really want to exacerbate.I really want to have the ability to focus on getting shit done, but even my standard techniques (listening to podcasts, music, audiobooks while working) are starting to fail me and I get bored and have to abandon what I'm doing to decompress and keep from having a panic attack.Seriously, what does a girl have to do to get a therapist over here?
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>>272372You could always try something... drrraaassstic?
I wasn't diagnosed with ADHD until an adult, since I have the inattentive type and learned to cope with it on my own. Never taken anything for it, and my grades were absolutely stellar until college where paying attention was actually important.You know what's the best way for me to focus on a lecture? Fidgeting the fuck out. Unfortunately, this makes the prof think I'm not paying attention (and when I'm actually not I'm still and look focused).
>>272372When I feel really stressed, I just lock the doors and start to dance. Here's a cool song to dance to. You may or may not want to wear a bra.But seriously, it sounds like you need to see a psych, baby.
>>272369 I don't think kids should be prescribed drugs until their brain chemistry settles, but just because it got oversubscribed in the 90's doesn't mean Ritalin and related drugs are useless, they're a great solution for ADD sufferers. >>272371Just talk to your doctor about it and try a light dosage. I started out with a month's worth dosage and by the end I decided to not continue the dosage, mostly because of the moodswings. So try something like that out and see how it works. >>272372Get an appointment with one? You're of age now, you don't need your parents for doctor stuff.
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>>272378I was diagnosed when I was 12, but my mum didn't tell me until I was in college, because she didn't think ADD was actually real, so it took me a long time to figure out a 'grounder'. For me it's chewing - gum, toothpicks, those stir sticks you get with coffee, cigarrettes, ect. If I need to concentrate and have nothing in my mouth, I grind my teeth. Since the medication didn't work out, I'm trying meditation and natural foods (omega-3s are apparently good for ADD). I've also developed slight rigid list-making obsessiveness, where I can manage a task if I do it in a specific order, which isn't a perfect solution, but the best one I've managed so far.
>>272381Or is it just one motherfucker?
I tried adderal once. I chatted 4 hours about comics to my mom and drew a terrible picture.
>>272383Sister?Part of why I wasn't diagnosed earlier (besides doing well in school) was because my parents don't believe in brain problems less dramatic than schizophrenia.
>>272384I love Big Band music!Yay!
On the topic of Ritalin:First of all, I was misdiagnosed a lot as a child, first with ADD, then with ADHD and Dysthymia and other assorted disorders.Eventually they gave up, called me 'severely emotionally disturbed' and sort of slid me under the rug, content with the understanding that I would kill myself during my teenage years and spare them the trouble of commitment.I was eventually successfully diagnosed with High-functioning Autism, with a specific grouping of symptoms that used to be called Asperger's Syndrome, with the depressing being caused by feelings of loneliness and lack of belonging.I have taken a kaleidoscopic array of pills, be they focusers, uppers, downers, sleepers, wakers, you name it, all in the cause of turning me into something rather brainless and compliant.The worst of all was Ritalin.The point of drugging someone, as they attempted to do with me, is to induce a state of docile obedience. For whatever reason, Ritalin failed to do so with me.Perhaps it was because it was mixed with the other chemicals that I was forced to ingest on a daily basis, but Ritalin turned me into a monster.I became violent. And I don't mean in a small way. I can remember taking other children's heads and slamming them against the trunks of trees. I can remember launching myself at people and throwing them to the ground for no reason - my brain no longer needed a 'cause' to affect violence.I remember picking up the odd habit of growling at people who had displeased me, of baring my teeth and snarling like an animal.I remember not liking who I was, to the point where my family resorted to hiding Ritalin in my food and drink. I remember curdled milk in a cup of hot tea, of my father yelling at me, demanding to know 'Who chews their ice cream!?'Ritalin caused the worst week of my life before they took me off of it.I do not suggest that you take it.
>>272389>depressingShould read>depressionMy apologies.
>>272387for my mom it was an issue of all brain problems a result of demons or the sin of the parents, and me just needing more spankings, lol. she's very much from the old country.
>>272387>>272383Why wasn't I born to your parents...
>>272389Uh... you of all people should know that everyone's brain chemistries are different. Ritalin works for some.
>>272393I should specify.I do not suggest that Ritalin be taken unless the person in question is sure that their particular chemistry can handle the drug.
>>272392Not being treated for the ADHD when I didn't need it was pretty nice.The total ignoring of my crippling, suicidal depression not so much. B)
>ITT: YOU ARE NOW FOCUSING MANUALLYthanks for your input, everyone. no joke.
>>272387Yeah, my mum just thought I was 'bored', because I was diagnosed as 'gifted' and went to school with farm kids. For whatever reason, she believed 'gifted' was a possibility for me but 'brain isn't wired to focus' was total bullshit. >>272389Ritalin is a perfectly fine recommendation for adults who know what they're getting into it and are willing to test things wisely.
Just when I was feeling rage filled and angsty, I go to write something angry in my notebook, and find the words "Time to start again".Really is amazing what you can come up with in different mind sets. I suggest you all keep a notebook of some kind.
>>272397But not, perhaps, something that you should force on your children
>>272399Exactly.But there are no children here, right?
>>272399Yeah, that's what I said earlier. It shouldn't be given to kids because their brains haven't matured yet. That's where all the problems with Ritalin and it's reputation come from.
Goddamn, I am gay for Park Chan-wook.
Pills are bad.I normally try to avoid anything in capsule form, but I had a period of pill popping party time until I bottomed out.Having a dependency on anything other than your own will doesn't sit well with me. Granted, if you have a condition, I'm all for alleviating your [pain] with the science we have available to us.tl;drIt's a mental game anyway, try not to jump straight to PEELS unless you have to.
>>272400>>272401Sorry, personal issue.I'll go back to my corner, now.Carry on without me.
>Working in new area, with new people>Hottest girl in the plant works that area>My face ALL DAY LONG
>>272408Lucky.I go to a college where, and I'm not kidding, like 9/10s of the female population are unattractive.Especially the ones that don't shave. Not out of any sort of political expression, which I guess I could respect, but because they're lazy.Ugh.
>>272411Let me guess: pajamas to class all day every day?(Bonus points if they still find time to pile on the makeup.)
>>271899>wrong cputime to shhooooppping! wish me luck.
>>272413Shorts. Short shorts.So that I can see their fat hairy legs, bright white like bristled grubs.And on the days when they're wearing t-shirts and they lift their arms....
>>272411I feel bad for ya. I've got a huge foreign student population, so you're hard pressed to not find attractive people on campus.
I'm thinking of buying this.
I'm a lot more sick than I realized I was.
>>272419What is it?
>>272421http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-mini/pirates-pendant
>>272425Hahaha. Nice.
>>272425I...Uh.I see.Well.
>>272425Hahaha, do it!
>on the pill>wonderful side effects (bigger boobs, clearer skin, lighter periods, etc.) EXCEPT...>during the placebo week, become too horny to focus>no one to hook up with>never find an opportunity for "private time"If my body had a face, I would punch it. Wait...
Does Formspring automatically ask you questions?
>>272433A few posts up could help yah out.
>>272436It does sometimes if you request it to do so. p.s. stop being sick.unrelated:I'm stuck in lab waiting for experiments to finish, so I'm recording videos on youtube of me singing songs from "Wicked". Vocaroo blows donkey dong since it never fucking saves my audio to the server so I decided to have some fun with this. >rewatches recordingson second thought... no one must ever see these...
>>272433Wait hang on the pill gave you bigger boobs? All it did was make me even crazier than usual
>>272439Huh, I guess someone's feeding me some of Formspring's autoquestions then. I don't know what the fuck.And thanks, I'll hopefully be better by tomorrow.>on second thought... no one must ever see these...but that sounds amazing
>>272442I go a bit flat on a very important sustained note in "Dancing Through Life"It is painful. I will put no one through such a thing.
>>272443Please tell me you know enough about this place to realize that people will never stop asking for it until you give in, and that in the end we'll probably just be happy to hear you sing.
>>272436Give it!>>272443Give it!
>>272444I'll try to make an acceptable offering.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM9uhCfzvh0haw flakes
>finish drinking a tall glass of milk>notice an unidentifiable lump stuck to the bottom of the glass
There's an episode of Malcolm in the Middle where a kid genius starts coming to Malcolm's high school. At one point, Malcolm asks him how his brain works, and when the kid asks him what he means, he says "Well, when I really concentrate, my brain starts making all these connections...then those connections make other connections, and those connections make connections, and it continues on in a chain reaction until it feels like a bomb goes off in my head."The kid looks at him, and goes "Well uh, I guess mine's kinda like that, but more like a beehive...where every bee has a brain like yours."I think my brain has officially hit that point. I can now keep 3-5 trains of thought while conversing with someone on a completely unrelated topic. Do you know how weird that feels?
>>272445uhhhh surehttp://www.formspring.me/beesmygodpreemptive boring warning: I'm boring>>272447oh manoh manwow
>>272448
>23y old virgin>drop out of university for the sake of going to art school>we're about 25% of dudes at said art school>HOLY SHIT! HAREM MANGA ARE REAL!And on that topic, should I go with:-insanely hot slut, who will probably take a sample of every single male at this school, but already hinted at possible threesome with her twin sisteror-really sweet and beautiful girl, who I have actually stuff in common with and will probably be a long-term thingy?
>>272453What kind of question is that.
>>272451._. No regrets.
>>272453If that's actually a question, go with the first one.
>>272454A very pressing one.
Gillard's the new PM
>>272453>what you said>how I comprehended it:>AIDS? or win?I think I know which one you'll pick.
>>272457Sleep on it.
>>272453If you pass up a threesome with hot slutty twins you may as well just revoke your dick license.
>>272461In before he wakes up one less kidney. Totally worth it.
>>272453both. casual fuck comes first, just do it for the experience and the fun. then focus on the girl you like.
>>272447Do more!
>>272460By "it" she means "them", and by sleep she means "insert tallywacker into".
My college is about 95% female, and almost all of them are good looking.Like, seriously, shit scares me. What did they do to the ugly girls?
>>272467Makeovers!
>>272467What kind of college?
I'm watching old Simpsons episodes on TV.This is the one where Marge sort of has an affair with that bowling dude. ...I miss older Simpsons.
>>272469http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunter_CollegeIt used to be all-female, and it's known as a pretty good Nursing school.
It's great when your only hope for the future is "Can I match the coloured wires in under 3 minutes?" but at least I've finally found out a little bit more about colour blindness in the military.It's been so fucking hard to just get some straight answers about this stuff - it should be easy.
I'm gonna be honest, I hate people who advocate a return to the 'cheesiness and goofyness of superheros/spacemarines/animu ect as equally as people who are GRIM AND GRITTY EVERYWHEREthe former because any medium that does not take itself at least at some degree seriously eventually ends up meandering around and becomes something more akin for a toddler to watchthe latter... well that's kind of self explanatory
>>272475I agree completely. Variety and exploration are amazing things.
I want to quit one of my jobs, but I've never done it before and don't really know how to go about it.Help pl0x
>>272478Inform your boss you would like to terminate your employment at the date you would, and then stop going to your place of employment and performing the function of the employee.
>>272479I want to quit so I don't have to go in tomorrow.Or ever again, but tomorrow is included in that.
>>272480Then I recommend you have this conversation over the phone and inform them that the date you wish to quit is the current one.
>>272481Done.Fork year, quit a job.
Yesterday, one year ago I talked/met Andrei/i.ta.li.a. for the first time, being that one of the bets things that happened in my life, since he's a real bro among men.That could like a... BROniversary?
You know what, fuck iPods, when I do portable music, I do that shit old school.
>>272484Yesterday, one year ago, I met my ex.And we all know how that went.
>>272485You are my new favorite anonymous.
Oh boy, being the president of a club is hella retarded. I just skipped my first two classes to fix a scheduling error with the office, which involved me walking back and forth multiple times across campus to go to various offices and fill out paperwork.
I think I'm accidentally leading someone on online again just by demonstrating basic human kindness.goddamn it i'm going to end up having to hoof it from another website
>>272489How do you lead someone on online?
>>272490Just by talking to them apparently.
>>272491Then the answer is obvious.
>>272492Then I shall.
>>272489You'd have them falling for you anyway if you were being an asshole. Some people don't know what to do with attention.
I've probably say it before, and I'll say it again: I would kick my own grandmother in the throat for a Kahn national team jersey.
>>272489Woe is me! Someone I find unattractive likes me! Whatever will I doooooooo?!
Found my new theme song.
>>272496How bad does it have to be for you to be so jelly?
>>272500I'm plus4chan's conscience. I don't want to do this. I HAVE to do it, or you'll never learn.
>>272501You could let us devolve into self-indulgent bastards. No skin off your back.
>>272496¯\(°_0)/¯
>>272502And let you poison the people who interact with you? Never.
>>272502>Because he's the Human Resources Department /baw/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll flame him, because he can take it. Because he's not the hero. He's a trolling guardian, watchful instigator. The Soge-King.
>>272489/r9k/ would go out of business if half the guys out there learned to tell the difference between friendliness and cock-craving. I blame those shitty "101 ways to get women" lists.IF SHE LOOKS YOU IN THE EYE WHEN YOU'RE TALKIN IT MEANS SHE WANTS YOU, BRAH.NO IT DOESN'T IT MEANS SHE'S NOT A SOCIAL RETARD.FUCK.
>>272506My question is, were people this socially retarded before the internet?>>272465>nigga you gayi prefer the term flamingly heterosexual. >spoiler... buh?
>>272507Yes. Dear god yes.
>>272506>"Ugh, I hate it when people like me because I have a good personality!"This is how modest you sound.
>>272509
>>272508Now I can't blame Al Gore for ruining our generation.
What? It's not like people laughing about or being disturbed by people liking them is a new thing, it's just that with the advent of the internet people are now more open with emotions, and subtlety kinda flies out the window when everyone's a poet. Internet crushes are silly things to be upset over.
>>272512Fucking 12 year olds isn't a new thing either, does that mean I should keep on doing that?
>>272513I mean,... shit...
>>272513>>272514Wait, did you actually compare a socially inept retard mistaking a girl being kind to him as a romantic advance to the act of an adult sexually molesting a helpless, underage child?
>>272515We have a terrible Human Resources Department. At least we're not paying him.
>>272511To be fair, it's more like "Oh god, she's a nice person who likes me, I like her, like a lot. Oh, maybe she has a crush on me too,we get along well, maybe I'll ask her out, yeah I'll definitely do that" And then it comes out any number of ways and when the women don't reciprocate, they either let them down gently and things get awkward or let them down harsh while the guy is left in misery.And the one with the guy who sang love sangs and kissed a girl's bum by Chaucer comes to mind. But that's pretty much how I see internet crushes that lack subtlety or are being handled seriously.>>272513Oh moe~<3
I can't decide if I want to start using a tripcode or not.On one hand, I like to think that I've got some interesting things to say, and I'd like those things to be attributed to me.On the other hand, I sometimes want to be a bit of a troll, and I don't trust myself to remember to turn off the tripcode and go back to being anonymous.So I have a conundrum.
>>272515Mindwipe, it's Moe, please respond with that in your consideration.
>>272517Don't get me wrong, one-sided attraction is just an everyday part of living. But using it as an ego boost is dickish, and it leads to devaluing all human relationships.>>272515Maybe she came on to me, huh, shitwipe? Yeah, now what? Not that I did anything or anything.>>272516Me and Anonex are the same people. I get paid $12.67 a month from banner ad revenue.>>272518Your new name is Eddie Bernays.
>>272520>But using it as an ego boost is dickishWhaaa?>and it leads to devaluing all human relationships.Human relationships have value? Oh Moe, you are always such a kidder.
>>272518>you think you have to turn off you trip to trollBut in all seriousness, just go for it. I troll all the time with my trips, no-one really cares that much unless you troll 24/7.
>>272521How else do you get people to do things for you if you don't develop a strong relationship? I mean, besides asking.
>>272524I just ask them to do it if I need someone to do it. People are rubes. They love being helpful.
>>272524You can always bribe them. Did you know that most American pre-teens would willingly give you a blumpkin for iCarly© merchandise?
>>272526And if bribing doesn't work, you can always threaten!
>>272527 >>272526I don't have the resources to back these up. I mean, maybe blackmail sometimes, but I don't like giving people a reason to be cruel when they have the option.Better to be loved than feared, and all that.
>>272520>Naming me after the father of public relations.I'm okay with this.Now if only I knew how to tripcode.
>>272532Clearly you've never been properly feared. The feeling is tremendous and intoxicating. Like fine wine.
>>272533After your name, input #<whateveryourtripcodewillbe>>>272536I can't help it, I like people too much.
>>272533Name#faggots
>>272536It's so delicious! I would thrive as a Yellow Lantern!