Sometimes you remind me of someone I really really don't like. I think he goes to Cornell now.

God, I hate him.

>>272528
Sometimes you are someone I really really don't like.

I still like you anyway. You just frustrate me.

>>272529
So I'm like your internet mother?

>>272530
you speak english to well for that job.

>>272531
I just realized that everyone I know has foreign parents.

That's... weird.

>>272531
>you speak english to well for that job
>speak english to well
Ferrous has a Mom~my~~*

Holy shit, Amazon's music download is fast.

>>272535
hurr

The logistics of my brother moving out and leaving me with the dog are alarming. Mostly because I can't lift his food bag

We also figured out that his jumping and mouthing are caused by having too much energy, he is always like that before a walk, but by the end he is such a gud dog. He should be wonderful once he is older and neutered. Seems we have to get him neutered, as German Shepards are very prone to prostate cancer and I don't know how his genetics panned out, but would rather not risk it.

This morning he was all sleepy when I got his food and water, so I sat there for a good ten minutes to pet him while he made derpy faces.

I <3 my Bucky

Wait, FF, is this like the Catalina Wine Mixer for nerds?

>>272542
Less classy.

Gloria Estefan's song, "Congo" is on sale for 69 cents

Should I buy it?

I feel like I should buy it.

>>272546

...Same goes for "Jumpin' Jumpin'" by Destiny's Child

I have the worst taste in music.

>>272548
And yet, I can't disagree that you should get the songs.

>>272548
>implying Destiny's Child weren't the greatest girl band of all time

>>272550

I implied no such thing. Just that my taste in music is pretty bad. This is what I ended up buying (69 cents each):

Shark In the Water - V.V. Brown
One More Time - Daft Punk
U Can't Touch This - MC Hammer
Fade Like a Shadow - KT Tunstall
Conga - Gloria Estefan
Jumpin', Jumpin' - Destiny's Child
The Devil Went Down to Georgia - The Charlie Daniels Band
Dance to the Music - Sly & The Family Stone

>just bought Supernatural Season 5

>>272550
>Implying there were other members besides Beyonce.

>Friend comments on my blog
>"you should post more! I love your writing and we don't talk enough. Sorry we didn't get together this summer"
>we don't talk enough I should get a hold of her
>she deleted her facebook
>I lost her number
> have no way to get a hold of her outside of hoping she checks the blog comments again

I am the worst friend. We went to prom together and stayed in contact through most of my stay in Japan. and now I don't even bother to keep a way to contact her.

>>272553
>too poor to buy Supernatural Season 5

>>272556
>Thinking about torrenting the episodes.

Maaaaaaan.
This girl, who was probably around my age, came up to me at the bus stop today and asked for pennies.
She looked awful, like... clearly a junkie.
I gave her maybe two dollars. It was almost all I had in change, and people rarely give at all, but...
...but, I could've given more. I could've given her all I had.
Why didn't I do that...

>Kahn national team jersey

tooth, elaborate please.

>>272566
Because you know she's going to harm herself with more it.

>>272567
This needs to be mine. The away or a Bayern Munich jersey is fine too but the home Kahn NT jersey...want, want, want.

What the hell is wrong with me? I thought I was over this sickness, but now I'm getting these sudden bursts of shakyness where I can't even hold a pencil, my teeth are chattering and I'm breathing REALLY fast and hard.

>>272579

youre about to die

>>272581
Ah well.

>>272566
I think something liek that happened to em once, but with a former highschool classmate. After I got down the bus while coming back home, a guy asked me for money with a clearly wasted face (and conveniently near a bar). Then, he recognised me as a clasmate and tried again to convince me. While his face was familar I couldn't recognise him.
And I couldn't give him anithing at that moment, since I didn't had enough change to give.
And in part what >>272568 said, which make it more painful.

  FANTASY YOU SAY?

THEN LET THE NOSTALGIA FLOW!

>Red finish all your work already it's due today, what the hell have you been doing all day
>I spent all day doing parts for the show that's shipping
>On the work due, I have two tasks left out of 25
>I'm the only one who's completed anything on this episode, out of 52 tasks total

I'm slowly starting to think that my supervisor picks on me for extremely retarded reasons because he feels a need to criticize me on something at least once a day. I think he's bothered because the animators like me, the prod manager prefers asking me for help (although this is also because they usually seek us out around 4, when the others have already left) and I do my work quickly and with minimal problems, while his long-term friend, who's a super nice guy and all, is usually behind because he's just not used to computer.
Haters gonna hate

I feel like I'm subconsciously ripping Darwyn Cooke off with this thing.

Seeing this on twitter filled me with a sort of nostalgic glee

not having anyone to hang out with is really starting to become a drag

>Summer FWB finally escalates things beyond making out
>I move back to Toronto
>She says she wants to come Toronto, sleep over and fuck
>Get nervous, know that she has a thing for me
>Bring up "You know that I don't want to date, right?", one part because of cold feet, another part avoiding drama
>COMMENCE AWKWARD CONVERSATION

Manning up and being honest gets you only so far.

>>272631

Yuuuuuuuuuup. But that short term difficulty makes the long term aftermath soooooooo much easier to deal with.

>>272631
Broses, you gotta bro her right in the bro.

Or you know, avoid something you'll regret later by taking your penis out of the equation. Healthy living, bro.

This weekend my super villain friends and I are going to blow up Catalina I---

Never mind.

>>272518

I can't decide if I want to start using a tripcode or not.

On one hand, I like to think that I've got some interesting things to say, and I'd like those things to be attributed to me.

On the other hand, I am almost certainly wrong.

So I have a conundrum.

>>272636
Okay... I've got a lot of fights lining up. I'm a busy man.

I really hate seeing customers treating retail clerks like shit. I went on a Pizza roll run earlier and saw some ugly 30 something cunt with way too much make up bitching at a clerk over a package of boneless wings she bought. As if they MADE them right then and there in the store.

She wanted a refund even though she had eaten all of them. This went on for about 10 minutes until the guy behind me stepped forward and said one of the funniest things I've heard all week "Excuse me, ma'am, this is a grocery store, not a Mickey D's. Go stuff your ugly gob there if you wanna bitch about food." Just the way he said it was hilarious, placing emphasis on UGLY GOB. She threatened to sue him for defamation of character. That's when I lost it and started laughing to. But, that was clearly a mistake, for the bitch then directed her ire towards me. She asked if I'd like to join him in court. I asked if there would be free boneless wings as refreshments. I was saddened when she just rolled her eyes and went back to bitching at the clerk, who was pretty cute. Eventually manager came over, told the woman they can't refund her, and she left in a huff, throwing around threats of further litigation.

Yuppies are funny.

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/pacific-sun-cruise-liner-in-very-heavy-seas-int
ernal-cctv-footage/

This is a fucking amazing video.

Especially those dudes in the front just chillin'

>>272530
Ferrous and Moe confirmed for sharing the same bed.

>>272649
Jesus Christ on a stick, that's insane. That fucking forklift, man.

>A princess had a son through her marriage to a lion, but later abandoned the lion who then became enraged and set out on a road of terror throughout the lands. The son then went out to slay this terrorizing lion. The son came back home to his mother stating he slew the lion, and then found out that he killed his own father. The son later constructed a statue of the lion as a guardian of a temple to atone for his sin.

I found Burma's Oedipus. I always like finding myth correlations. Makes me wonder if we created all our myths when we were just one tribe.

>>272652
Cultures steal and borrow aspects from other cultures all the time.

>>272653

ALL culture builds upon other works.

So apparently I am amazing at talking my way out of girls' pants.

Who knew?

I really, really want to make a creepy mask and snag a pastor outfit, fly out to Gainesville, Florida, and present myself to that Koran burning guy as Pastor Fear. And tell him what a good job he's doing.

Sadly, flights won't get there in time for the 11th. I might write him an express sent more serious letter instead.

>Walking the Great Dane
>Run
>Great Dane kicks into full power gallop
>mfw I keep up.

I just rode home alongside a thunderstorm. It was pretty intense.

Also, I am the best goddamn anime club president my school has ever seen. I've doubled our normal membership, gotten shit running according to keikaku, and people keep coming up to me in the hallways to tell me how awesome I am. Fuck yeah.

>>272653

Ok Dr Jackson.

>>272664

I'd Shank that.

Back from Anime Fest. Got me a figure of a gundam for 10 bucks (the box had water damage), a Kuwabara (wished I got me the more expensive one though. The vanilla figure is almost a statue), dvds of the original Bublegum Crisis and the Fist of the North Star animated movie, a Japanese copy of the TMNT fighting game, some sketches from David Willis, and a couple mangas. Mostly just goofed off with friends though since there wasn't a whole lot of cool panels this year.

My God...does anyone else feel like Stu at 4 a.m. lately?


>>272659

Pablo confirmed for Marmaduke's owner.

>>272677
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-hahahahahahaha how have i not seen this yet? i love marmaduke/garfield shops.

Texting Doom has made me realize that I must sound like a 14 year old girl from the 90's.

>>272679
But you are a 14 year old girl from the 90's.

>>272681
Right, my bad.

Goddamn I miss my reaction faces. I need to get a new computer.

>>272678

Me too.

WHO THE FUCK STEALS FUCKING BATTERIES FROM FUCKING REMOTES IN FUCKING PUBLIC GYMS

WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?

>>272694
Crackheads?

>>272699
BUT THEY ARE DOUBLE AA USED BATTERIES

what could they even GET for them?

my neighbor recommended me to the manager at ihop and I have a job interview tomorrow!

>>272687
dogscape holy shit

>>272694
old people that need new batteries for their walkmans.

>>272705
but the batteries are so cheap.

>>272706
stolen batteries are cheaper

http://www.thebestdinosaur.com/

>>272707

Well I sure hope I'm not a jackass like that when I get old.

Dude.

>>272711
Wasn't this posted the other day? I saw this the other day. I still don't know why I've never seen this done before.

>>272711
>using utensils to dunk oreos

ALLIGATORS CAN RUN AT 30 MPH?!?

JESUS CHRIST

Since Monday I have

>>Saw my sister for the first time in over a year
>>Met my 7 month old nephew
>>Went to the science museum
>>Saw niece off on her very first day of school
>> GOT A JOB INTERVIEW

This bodes well for this month.

Watching Charlie's Angels Full Throttle.

..SHIA THEBOOF?!
PINK!?!!?

I've been wondering, what do vampires think of periods?

AHH MOTHER FUCK FUCK MY HEADPHONES ARE SHORTING OUT.

FUCK ME THIS WAS NOT IN THE PLANS FOR THE LITTLE MONEY I HAVE FUCK YOU.

>>272718
Do vampires even have periods? I thought the whole thing was vampires are dead, so they don't create new blood cells so they need to take blood from other people to stay alive or whatever.

>>272719
It looks like his teeth are grinning.

>>272721
...I think Anomymous wanted to know if they drink period blood.

>>272724

>>272713

Genius is not appreciated.

>>272726
But how are you supposed to use a fork when you twist the oreos apart and lick off the cream and dunk the cookie part like you are supposed to do?

Am I the only one that doesn't like Oreo cookies...

>>272729
Don't you live in some crazy bizarro country where they wear shirts as pants and go to sleep when the sun comes up?

>>272729

Meh. They're okay. Not the worst cookies, but not the best. I made homemade ones once, with soft cookies and like an inch of cream...Now that was awesome.

And why are they "milk's favorite cookie"? They hardly absorb milk at all!

>>272731
Because chocolate.

>>272731
Man, American Oreos are so disappointing. A friend of mine brought some doublestuff up from his trip to the states, and they tasted so bland.
It's probably because we have different food laws involving sugar and corn syrup and stuff, but our Oreos are so sweet and delicious, though the no name knockoffs are almost as good too. And they absorb milk so niiiicely, you just keep it in for 15 seconds or so and they just get so soft and moist and god it's 5:30am and I want to fill my mouth with Oreos now

>>272733

Must be the corn syrup/sugar, because the fancy-ass organic oreos I get at Whole Foods fit your description perfectly!

I'm getting near full time hours and I'm STILL getting fucked! How is that possible? I need to get out of there.

>>272733
Typical Canadian raised on maple syrup. The subtleness is exactly what makes Oreos so great. It isn't sickeningly sweet and it doesn't crumble to bits in milk, unlike every other cookie in history. It is a perfect manufactured treat, and proof that God still loves us.

>RussiaToday America
It's like Pravda translated for westerners!

People need to stop trying to converse with me at work. My sentences always begin with "Ohhhh maaan..." and usually end with "...I've had better."

Also you can stop saying "Are we having fun yet" Sam.

>>272739

This man speaks the truth.

Oh boy. Woke up early today for a club fair setup thing, and just got a cancellation email. But now I'm too awake to go back to sleep.

>Scotland are top of their group over Spain in the Euro Cup qualifiers
>Germany go god-mode on Azerbaijan
>last night in general

>Wake up early
>Water the garden
>Work out
>Eat some Gorilla Munch
>Go climb a mountain
>Fuck yeah

I totally forgot to mention that on Sunday, while driving back from my dad's place, I noticed a strange, albeit funny ad on a bus stop.

"Still a VIRGIN? Then call for help!" and there was a number on the bottom.

Anyway, it made me think of you guys (specifically the two threads about this very subject) and I wanted to take a picture on my phone, but the light changed. I was reminded, because the sponsored video on Mystery Guitar Man's video is "Virginity Got You Bummed?", and, again, it made me think of you guys.

>got so high last night i spread butter on cookies and then ate them
>wake up and feel 100% terrible about myself