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>>70328
So help me Hussie, if you really go through with this...

>>70328
Whoa, you are right on TOP of these updates. Gog damn.

>>69443
Also note that the sequence is ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE THIS.

>>70330
I have been mashing F5 all day.

>>70332
Damn. Good point.

ALRIGHT GENTLEMEN

KARKAT/NEPETA

HOW LONG IT GONNA TAKE FOR FANART?

>>70336

there's already fanart

as soon as two characters interact at all you can consider them shipped

Nyurrr. Apparently, describing Sollux wearing girl's clothing is TOTALLY entertaining to me, so I've pounded out about two pages worth of it rather than kinky trollsex. Sorry, it looks like I'll be posting part 1.5 tonight, and the actual sex will have to wait until tomorrow.

Then I will disembowel myself to regain my lost honor.

>>70328
I never thought about Karkat/Nepeta before, now I kinda want to see it happen.

>>70338

sweet post it

>>70346

I just needed to finish it up, here you go.

There isn't really any gay content here unless you find crossdressing to be inherently gay. That's why I'm not putting up a warning, or linking to it on /coq/ quite yet. In due time, though. IN DUE TIME.

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“I shouldn’t have taken that bet,” Sollux muttered while he gazed at himself in the mirror. He had been repeating the phrase over and over again in his head for the past ten minutes, but he thought that saying it out loud might make him feel better.

It didn’t.

He kept mentally kicking himself as he rummaged around for Terezi’s bag of makeup. “I should have just said no, or muted the TV, or something. Dammit.” He had never thought that Terezi could beat him at Gran Trollismo 5 by sound alone. He often underestimated her ultra-sensitive hearing and smell, and this didn’t break any patterns.

He smoothed out his – err, Terezi’s – skirt, and brought the teal lipstick tube up to his lips. She had started to treat him like a slave as soon as “Player 2 Wins” started to flash on the TV screen. It was the terms of their bet, after all. At first, it was simple things, like fetching her items she was too lazy to go up and get herself, or rubbing her feet or shoulders, or things like that. They were simple, if a bit embarrassing, just for the fact that Sollux needed to submit.

Then, Terezi ordered Sollux to do the same things for Karkat.

That was a bit weird.

But, Sollux could live with it. Karkat seemed as put off with the whole thing as he was. But, really, as time went on, Sollux started to ease up to it, especially when he was rubbing his friend’s shoulders. He couldn’t help but think if Karkat was starting to ease up a little towards him, and maybe…

Sollux lightly smacked himself on the head with the comb he was previously running through his short hair. “No. Bad Sollux.” Sollux had come to terms with his bisexuality, but being attracted to Karkat was something he was NEVER going to accept. He made sure of that.

He set down his – err, Terezi’s – comb on the counter, and took a long look at himself in the tall mirror standing on one side of Karkat’s room.

Damn. He looked like a girl.

He had outright refused when Terezi commanded him to wear her clothing. Then Terezi had grinned toothily, smacking one side of her cane against her open palm, wielding it like a lash. Then Sollux had quickly gotten the clothes necessary and locked himself in Karkat’s room.
Despite not wanting to do it in the first place, Sollux had spent a long time making sure that he looked presentable. His short, black hair was parted in the middle, which took a while for his bangs to accept. It looked a tad ridiculous with his sideburns, he thought, but he wasn’t losing the sideburns. Not for any gogdamned reason.

Sollux didn’t understand many of the intricacies of troll makeup, but he gave himself kudos for not smearing Terezi’s lipstick all over his face. He was considering using something to cover up the yellowish blush creeping onto his cheeks, but he didn’t want to take the hours THAT would require.

He was very surprised at how nicely Terezi’s t-shirt fit on him. Sollux had always been on the slender side, but he never imagined himself slipping right into women’s clothing. It wasn’t exactly a frilly dress, sure, but the shirt was obviously made for a more slender, girlish figure. The skirt was a bit much, though. The soft, teal fabric flowed down to Sollux’s shins, and the draft was starting to make him feel uncomfortable. He had never even seen Terezi wear a skirt before. He couldn’t say that he disliked how it looked, though. It reminded him of gA’s.

Sollux couldn’t help but feel WRONG when he put on a pair of Terezi’s black panties, her symbol sewn onto the crotch, natch. Thankfully, Terezi had wide enough hips so that they weren’t oppressively tight, but at the same time, the fabric was rubbing up against Sollux in places he definitely wasn’t used to. Thankfully, Sollux didn’t need to bother with a bra, since Terezi apparently hadn’t even brought any. He didn’t dwell on this fact for too long. Terezi wasn’t the biggest in the chest department, but she was developed enough that…

The crossdressing boy closed his eyes tight. “Okay okay okay stop thinking about that stop thinking about that argh…”

Sollux wasn’t very comfortable with the fact that he was so turned on by this. “Just thinking about the fucking CONCEPT Terezi’s tits was enough to set me off…?” he muttered under his breath, looking down at the tenting fabric and attempting to will it out of existence.

“What was that?” Terezi asked politely from the opposite side of the door.

Anything that wasn’t nailed down in Karkat’s room shook as the telekinetic practically jumped out of his skin, stumbling away from the door. Oh gog, he thought, PLEASE say she didn’t hear that. “U-uhh, nothing! Nothing!” He scrambled away from the door, looking around frantically for something to cover up his crotch with, forgetting that Terezi wouldn’t be able to see his erection anyway, and that he had locked the door in case something exactly like this happened. “… How long have you been there?”

“Just checking up on you,” Terezi responded cheerfully, in an almost sing-song voice. It did little to comfort Sollux. “Need me to braid your hair?”

Sollux could practically HEAR her smiling. “Um, no, no thank you… I’ll be out in a minute!”

“You had better beeee!” Terezi cooed. Sollux waited until he heard her cane tapping back down the hall before he let out a huge sigh of relief.

He glanced at the mirror once more, seeing a feminine guy – or masculine girl, it was hard to tell with a glance – looking back at him.

This was going to suck.

---

Terezi waited until she had made it down the hallway to begin cackling. She tapped her way into Karkat’s living room, hearing the sounds of one of Karkat’s dumb romantic comedies playing in the background.

Plopping down on the couch next to Karkat, who was completely engrossed in what Troll Will Smith was saying to Troll Kevin Arnold, she couldn’t help herself. She laughed uproariously, so hard she doubled over and clutched her stomach, not stopping until Karkat was attempting to smother her with a pillow just to get her to shut up.

The scent of pheromones was so thick coming from under Karkat’s door, she almost tasted it.

This was going to be great.

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blar i suck at writing so much, why do i do this to myself

>>70350

this is gonna be so awesome

more dammit!

>>70351
In time, in time. I'm gonna start writing the actual sex part tonight, but I have a job that requires me to be up at 4:00 AM, so odds are I'm gonna have to finish it up tomorrow.

>but he wasn’t losing the sideburns. Not for any gogdamned reason.
FFFFFFFFF, sideburns <3
>>70350
:D *a million gleeful faces*

sideburns 4 life

I don't care what the update says about Nepeta, I refuse to stop shipping Terzei/Karkat

>>70356
Somehow I don't think Nepeta would be opposed to that.

>>70356
Nobody's tellin' you to stop, but I'll tell ya man, you ain't got no right to be upset or surprised when Karkat starts learnin' to like them tail-jobs if ya get what I'm sayin'.

Where is all your shipping walls with every possible combination?

>>70365
Don't keep one anymore. Me and a friend tried, but it started to look a lot like those bulletin boards that conspiracy theorists have, so we called it quits.

>>70356

Obvious solution: Karkat x everyone.

>>70368
This is the ending to my fic

Fucking spoilers dude

>>70369

but

but

HOW DOES DAVE GET THERE

Hey, anyone could make something like this picture with Vriska as black cat/ spiderman with any other as troll/kid ?

>>70374
I'm tempted, but I don't think I could it justice.

>>70374
That could work for Vriska/Spiderman too.

>>70368

Yessssssss, I'll take it!

>>51545
Man, I am in that clusterstuck thing. I'm not even sure why, but I guess if it turns out to be too big a time investment I can have my character killed off.

I decided that my character has clinical lycanthropy and thinks they are a werewolf. In the, I-hunt-and-rip-and-tear at night sense. I could say I'm not sure why I did that, but it'd be a lie.

>>70298
Also, Askal, that fic?

FFFFFFFFF, I think, is the technical term. 'Hot as fuck' may also be appropriate jargon. This wasn't quite what I expected from a 'rape' scene at all, but that was definitely a kind of dubcon, yeah.

It's just....god dammit. I have this minor but nonetheless present fetish for hands and you have Vriska lovingly licking blood off of Tavros's.

You're doing that 'Person inside the other person's head' thing so they can feel eachother's arousal.

God dammit I have not seen Vriska's mind control used for anything that wasn't sexy yet. The Karkat/Vriska blowjob piece, and now this. On the way to developing a new kink here, gais.

The whole thing is one long, slow, buildup with two absurdly hot-for-eachother people. One part mind control and rape, but the other half is...more like forced seduction.

>>70396
Forgot to say. Am VERY curious to see how you're going to get happysex and cuddles out of that cliffhanger ending. Damn your cliffhanger. But Vriska doing that? I could see it.

>>70396
Wait, what? The whole feel the arousal thing? Damn!

*reads*

Not only did they do what I was going to do with Sollux/Karkat, they did it in a much better way than I was going to. Damn! There goes my big smuttwist. oh well.

Kudos to writing an insanely hot fic by the way, Askal. Jesus.

This last update actually REALLY explains Vriska's behavior

she lashes out and attacks the male trolls in an attempt to get them to hate her so that they'll mate with her.

tl;dr shes really fucking horny

>>70386
oh god tell me somebody else has imagined the terrible greatness that is the spiderman/vriska otp. MOVE THE FUCK OVER ASTAROTH.

Don't know if I should be posting this but whatever.
http://pastebin.com/xV1BCJmL

>>70406
oh god yes.

>>70241
I missed what the idea was, but I'd love to see this finished.

>>70404
It has been my favorite Vriska pairing since this picture put the idea in my head.

Just a rambling thought: If flat, breast-envy Vriska is great (which it is), the bust she's jealous of is obvious :3

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>>70406

Oh that was great! Nice work!

>>70406
This is awesome

Think it's time for a new thread

>>70415
I would pay real money for some ecchi of those two.

>>70398
Del, it doesn't matter. Write it anyways. You must.

>>70416
Somehow I never put two and two together, but thank you for reminding me yet again how lovely (and sexy in a hahah, legit for the forums way) this is.

We appear to be autosaging. *prods whoever makes the threads*

>>70501

I'd do it myself but I don't have any new porns to submit for the arts.

be sure to link to the new thread in this one when you make it, whoever.

I haven't got any porn, but I put together an Aradia/Sollux comic Skeptic Archer did, and also copied her poem into a text file. I've got that ready, at least.
I could doodle something really fast to start the next thread with if no one else wants to make it.

>>70517
Go for it

New thread: >>70522