I don't remember what I have and haven't posted, so have every damn thing I've made in the past week

I am very proud of this one

~the least-developed trolls~

AND MY MAGNUM OPUS

And it's alternate one-panel.

After pondering earlier troll pesterlogs I have begun to wonder if Karkat and Terezi have broken up. Terezi at least has a very strange reaction for someone already in a relationship when John tells her Karkat is basically in love with her.

Also help I'm shipping people at 2 am someone save me

>>94044
this is the best thing, it amuses me endlessly

>>94061

I doubt Andrew had it planned at that point. In retrospect it could probably just be her taken aback at Karkat allegedly being so open about it.

>>94061
Well, they were keeping the whole sordid affair a secret, right? Even if they hadn't broken up, Karkat just out and telling John about it would be kind of surprising.

>>94061
I don't know, it might not have been that he said it, so much as what was said. Like, she asked John to copy and paste, probably 'cause she wanted to see what Karkat actually said.

I mean, I know Hussie had none of that planned yet, but you know, fanwank is fun.

That is the creepiest act ending I've ever seen.

>>94068

Retroactive justification of things said or done later in the timeline by events earlier in the timeline is half the fun of writing/reading Homestuck, I'm sure. Recontextualizing all the chatlogs in light of what Hivebent taught us is incredibly fun.

Also loving those Othar pics. Inappropriate that it may be the idea that Terezi can taste *other* things through Karakt's grey skin makes me laugh.

I thought this was rather clever.

i would make some witty comment on this image but i'm pretty sure it speaks for itself.

Anyway we've answered the question of what purpose Sburb serves, which is to create new universes.

Which causes a number of pieces to fall in place, like why Skaia is so important since it is the "crucible" in which these new universes are created. Why the Denizens have an enormous grist hoard, as the "Ultimate Alchemy" is obviously the creation of a new universe, and why Exiles are used to rebuild civilization on dead planets, so that they might eventually be used again to create another universe.

The big question I think at the fore now is how and why this system came to be. And potentially how it is related to the enigmatic Lord English.

I mean really, can it be said that the players of the game are the actual creators of the universe? They play their part in the mechanics of the whole thing by succeeding at the game, but the actual creation is facilitated by Skaia. Why are the players necessary? What is the real purpose of the Paradox time loops and first guardians? And is there really any more to the "ultimate reward" than simply being given access to their new universe?

My current running theory is this: All things eventually die, even the universe. Entropy will reach maximum and only ruin will remain. So if you're an immortal, omnipotent, time-travelling demon, how do ensure there will always be more to consume? Devise a way to create new universes.

>>94080
i thought the new universe was created via sollux's duality fetish and the fact he adapted sgrubs programming, which i guess figuring in all the fucking predestination bs hussie has a hardon for could be caused by sgrub/sburb

>>94084

Hussie basically confirmed on his formspring that Sburb/Sgrub exists as a means for universes to "procreate"

Boy, Homestuck sure is confusing.

>>94079

I exhaled a little

>>94064
Oh man, I've been waiting forever to make a Tavros/Joker comparison.

And while we're dealing with sci-fi crossovers, I've always wondered: did Equius build Data? I mean, he had to get his artistic genius from somewhere...

>>94098
H3H3H3 COMM4ND3R 1S TH1S YOU

Othar and Spleen suck to varying degrees

Random question, does anyone have the link to that video of [S] Descend with the audio swapped out for Princes of the Universe? I thought I bookmarked it but can't find it.

>>94105
http://tubedubber.com/#nCc4GdNsqhE:RnrXiaPVeHY:0:100:0:0:true

FUCK YEAH

>>94101

y u gotta b like dat :(

So now Karkat is in hatelov with John. Troll/human romance confirmed for canon.

>>94117

Not really. We just know Karkat wants John that way. If you read his first log he says something along the lines of "We're friends now, okay?".

This either means Karkat realized how stupid he was being, or he got crushed/rejected

>>94127

God, these are hilariously adorable.

>>94064
>>94098

Damn you (and also Othar) for making me think about Mass Effect Hivebent.

Lord English for Reapers, maybe Spades Slick for Illusive man?

Tavros is too perfect for a low-self-esteem Joker, even if that does spoil the whole Dirty Dozen thing the trolls and the Mass Effect 2 crew had going on. Vriska for Jack is almost too obvious. Hm, maybe Aradia for Jack so Vriska can be Morinth where Kanaya's Samara? But then Legion's a robot so...

FFF! Quit it!

>>94130

Vriska is obviously EDI.

>>94131
So John'd probably be Mordin. I mean he already has the labcoat.

>>94135

"Plenty of ways to help people. Sometimes cure patients. Sometimes blow up a friggin' asteroid with Bruce Willis. Hell yeah, that would be aweomse."

Guys, guys, I just finished a reread up to the beginning of act 5, and now I'm going through one of them update withdrawals y'all been having. I crave updates, now!

Sollux for Kaiden, Y/N?

Psychic, splitting headaches, may-or-may-not die horribly...

>>94145

Have you tried...
reading act 5?

>>94151
Yeah, just didn't re-read it, it feels to "close", I'll do that later when I start to forget stuff about it.

>>94150
Works good. Oh and they both know hacking.

>>94130

Doc Scratch seems more like the obvious choice for TIM. They both spend their time sitting in a remote location and telling people what they will do.

>>94135

I am the very model of an ectobiologist American,
I've paradox cloned animals, humans, and Alternians,
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology),
Because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology)

>>94156

you have all the troll quadrants for that.

>>94118
So all those times he was trash talking about how ugly or primitive humans were to John it was some kind of spade foreplay, even when he was talking about rose’s butt?

Great antagonists make great protagonists. It must be a warm feeling to find the person whose conflict with you will be what defines you, what drives you to be better, what motivates you for their sake (that is, showing them up).

Losing a great rival has lead to the decline of great men and nations. Human sexuality doesn't need to enter into it, for even though it's meant as a reproductive relationship there's no need to overlay our own reproductive social mores over the attraction/repulsion. I wish John and Karkat many happy feuds, which they'll have plenty of even as hatefriends since the two have such well-conflicting personalities.

>>94156
hahah, fantastic

>>94061
W-were they ever for definitely together? Because if so I missed that part. I know it's assumed but IDK link please.

>>94169
There was never any explicit "WE ARE MATESPRITS AND WE ARE IN LOVE" sort of confirmation, but they <3'd at each other at the end of their incredibly flirty pesterlog. http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004474

Unless Hussie cranked the trolling up to 11 and we didn't notice because bluh bluh huge ship, they were definitely in the scarlet quadrant there.

>>94061
where did this happen?

>>94180
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003504

BEHOLD.

This is awesome. Also, OPTIC BLAST.

>>94181
JOHN IS THE CORINTHIAN

D:

>spend way too much time drawing a guitar for a joke
>forget the frets

; A;
S... Solly plays fretless. Yes.

>>94181
huh, neato.

>>94183

oh man now i wanna make the Endless.

damn you, anon <3

>>94186
Troll Endless?

>>94184
oh man askal you should have given him a double neck guitar

still awesome though :Db

>>94187

Not sure yet.

I do love the idea of either Grandpa Harley or Dad as Destruction, though.

>>94184
Well time to change the cover art for The La2t Frontiier.

UPDATE

>>94194
that is such bull

>>94196
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/02627.gif

>>94194
what how does
who
what

GUYS MSPA IS BROKEN
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>>94201
Didn't andrew take that away? Did the site break again?

oh shit this is for reals now

EB: i am not a homosexual.
oh god i laughed so hard

OH SHIT YOU GUYS
I AM SO EXCITE RIGHT NOW

oh man i am excite

>EB: see you soon!

SHRIEEEEEK

>>94207
>>94206
waht the fuck man
i am so much more excite than you

>CG: IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU.
>CG: YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT.
>CG: YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.
This reminded me of Ben Bernanke.

Also this entire log is priceless.

>>94194
It looks like he combined the Cosbytop, Jade's lunchtop, Dave's turntop, and Rose's hubtopband.

... i dont really like Johns new clothes
the cosby-lite is pretty cool though

>>94188

The Gretsch Silver Falcon is my favorite guitar so it's the first one that came to mind :3c

>>94194
>>no homo

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA YES

okay, I am still shaking/flailing from the pesterlog and its implications and such, but can we get some speculation on John's new outfit and what it means? is that symbol going to be a constellation in the world the kids create? why that shade of blue?

>>94214
I think it's just some kind of 'Heir of Breath' outfit.

>>94214
It's his Breath duds.

I almost feel like crying. Poor Karkat. His perfect Kismet likes him. Platonically.

;;

>>94208

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

oh gog this was the best EVER

>CG: LIKE OUR HATE FOR EACH OTHER IS SO STRONG IT MUST HAVE BEEN WRITTEN IN THE STARS.
>CG: YOU KNOW, THE ONES I FUCKING MADE FOR YOU.

pretty much the best line

dispatching fanart orders: Karkat and Terezi on romantic hot air balloon date.

I came so hard I ripped my pants when I saw this update.

>>94221
don't forget the filial pail basket


>CG: YOU ARE SUCH AN IGNORAMUS I COULD SHIT MILES OF RAGE SNAKE TO CHOKE YOU TO DEATH.
>EB: ew.

this is gold. as soon as I saw John's happy goofy face one appeared on me and it NEVER WENT AWAY

Maybe it's the outfit playing tricks on my mind, but doesn't John seem a bit different?
Like, more confident and not as derpy?

GODAMMN HUSSIE
I NEED MORE TODAY
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

Here, let him count out 8 of these things, hold on.

>CG: GOT IT????????

There, he is now an enormous tool forever.

(Oh Karkat <3)

EB: hey, i don't have a problem with your weird sort of alien hate-love thing!
EB: it is just that, uh...
CG: WHAT
EB: i am not a homosexual.

oh god that is too funny
also rose x john confirmed

>CG: YOU ARE SUCH AN IGNORAMUS I COULD SHIT MILES OF RAGE SNAKE TO CHOKE YOU TO DEATH.
>EB: ew.

I missed you so much, John. so much. ;_;

>>94224
He knows what he's talking about for once. It's weird for him to be the one that isn't clueless about what's going on.

CG: PROSTRATE BEFORE THE STUPID AND FALSE CLOWN GODS YOU HAVE SCRIBBLED ON THE WALLS OF YOUR BLOCK.
CG: BOGUS DEITIES WORSHIPED BY A PRIMITIVE "PARADISE" PLANET.
CG: BUT YOUR PRAYERS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED.
CG: THERE ARE NO MIRACLES IN STORE FOR YOU, HUMAN.

Haw Karkat thinks ICP is a real religion.

>>94229
thats true
he was always the one that had to take the full brunt of things