I don't remember what I have and haven't posted, so have every damn thing I've made in the past week

I am very proud of this one

~the least-developed trolls~

AND MY MAGNUM OPUS

And it's alternate one-panel.

After pondering earlier troll pesterlogs I have begun to wonder if Karkat and Terezi have broken up. Terezi at least has a very strange reaction for someone already in a relationship when John tells her Karkat is basically in love with her.

Also help I'm shipping people at 2 am someone save me

>>94044
this is the best thing, it amuses me endlessly

>>94061

I doubt Andrew had it planned at that point. In retrospect it could probably just be her taken aback at Karkat allegedly being so open about it.

>>94061
Well, they were keeping the whole sordid affair a secret, right? Even if they hadn't broken up, Karkat just out and telling John about it would be kind of surprising.

>>94061
I don't know, it might not have been that he said it, so much as what was said. Like, she asked John to copy and paste, probably 'cause she wanted to see what Karkat actually said.

I mean, I know Hussie had none of that planned yet, but you know, fanwank is fun.

That is the creepiest act ending I've ever seen.

>>94068

Retroactive justification of things said or done later in the timeline by events earlier in the timeline is half the fun of writing/reading Homestuck, I'm sure. Recontextualizing all the chatlogs in light of what Hivebent taught us is incredibly fun.

Also loving those Othar pics. Inappropriate that it may be the idea that Terezi can taste *other* things through Karakt's grey skin makes me laugh.

I thought this was rather clever.

i would make some witty comment on this image but i'm pretty sure it speaks for itself.

Anyway we've answered the question of what purpose Sburb serves, which is to create new universes.

Which causes a number of pieces to fall in place, like why Skaia is so important since it is the "crucible" in which these new universes are created. Why the Denizens have an enormous grist hoard, as the "Ultimate Alchemy" is obviously the creation of a new universe, and why Exiles are used to rebuild civilization on dead planets, so that they might eventually be used again to create another universe.

The big question I think at the fore now is how and why this system came to be. And potentially how it is related to the enigmatic Lord English.

I mean really, can it be said that the players of the game are the actual creators of the universe? They play their part in the mechanics of the whole thing by succeeding at the game, but the actual creation is facilitated by Skaia. Why are the players necessary? What is the real purpose of the Paradox time loops and first guardians? And is there really any more to the "ultimate reward" than simply being given access to their new universe?

My current running theory is this: All things eventually die, even the universe. Entropy will reach maximum and only ruin will remain. So if you're an immortal, omnipotent, time-travelling demon, how do ensure there will always be more to consume? Devise a way to create new universes.

>>94080
i thought the new universe was created via sollux's duality fetish and the fact he adapted sgrubs programming, which i guess figuring in all the fucking predestination bs hussie has a hardon for could be caused by sgrub/sburb

>>94084

Hussie basically confirmed on his formspring that Sburb/Sgrub exists as a means for universes to "procreate"

Boy, Homestuck sure is confusing.

>>94079

I exhaled a little

>>94064
Oh man, I've been waiting forever to make a Tavros/Joker comparison.

And while we're dealing with sci-fi crossovers, I've always wondered: did Equius build Data? I mean, he had to get his artistic genius from somewhere...

>>94098
H3H3H3 COMM4ND3R 1S TH1S YOU

Othar and Spleen suck to varying degrees

Random question, does anyone have the link to that video of [S] Descend with the audio swapped out for Princes of the Universe? I thought I bookmarked it but can't find it.

>>94105
http://tubedubber.com/#nCc4GdNsqhE:RnrXiaPVeHY:0:100:0:0:true

FUCK YEAH

>>94101

y u gotta b like dat :(

So now Karkat is in hatelov with John. Troll/human romance confirmed for canon.

>>94117

Not really. We just know Karkat wants John that way. If you read his first log he says something along the lines of "We're friends now, okay?".

This either means Karkat realized how stupid he was being, or he got crushed/rejected

>>94127

God, these are hilariously adorable.

>>94064
>>94098

Damn you (and also Othar) for making me think about Mass Effect Hivebent.

Lord English for Reapers, maybe Spades Slick for Illusive man?

Tavros is too perfect for a low-self-esteem Joker, even if that does spoil the whole Dirty Dozen thing the trolls and the Mass Effect 2 crew had going on. Vriska for Jack is almost too obvious. Hm, maybe Aradia for Jack so Vriska can be Morinth where Kanaya's Samara? But then Legion's a robot so...

FFF! Quit it!

>>94130

Vriska is obviously EDI.

>>94131
So John'd probably be Mordin. I mean he already has the labcoat.

>>94135

"Plenty of ways to help people. Sometimes cure patients. Sometimes blow up a friggin' asteroid with Bruce Willis. Hell yeah, that would be aweomse."

Guys, guys, I just finished a reread up to the beginning of act 5, and now I'm going through one of them update withdrawals y'all been having. I crave updates, now!

Sollux for Kaiden, Y/N?

Psychic, splitting headaches, may-or-may-not die horribly...

>>94145

Have you tried...
reading act 5?

>>94151
Yeah, just didn't re-read it, it feels to "close", I'll do that later when I start to forget stuff about it.

>>94150
Works good. Oh and they both know hacking.

>>94130

Doc Scratch seems more like the obvious choice for TIM. They both spend their time sitting in a remote location and telling people what they will do.

>>94135

I am the very model of an ectobiologist American,
I've paradox cloned animals, humans, and Alternians,
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology),
Because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology)

>>94156

you have all the troll quadrants for that.

>>94118
So all those times he was trash talking about how ugly or primitive humans were to John it was some kind of spade foreplay, even when he was talking about rose’s butt?

Great antagonists make great protagonists. It must be a warm feeling to find the person whose conflict with you will be what defines you, what drives you to be better, what motivates you for their sake (that is, showing them up).

Losing a great rival has lead to the decline of great men and nations. Human sexuality doesn't need to enter into it, for even though it's meant as a reproductive relationship there's no need to overlay our own reproductive social mores over the attraction/repulsion. I wish John and Karkat many happy feuds, which they'll have plenty of even as hatefriends since the two have such well-conflicting personalities.

>>94156
hahah, fantastic

>>94061
W-were they ever for definitely together? Because if so I missed that part. I know it's assumed but IDK link please.

>>94169
There was never any explicit "WE ARE MATESPRITS AND WE ARE IN LOVE" sort of confirmation, but they <3'd at each other at the end of their incredibly flirty pesterlog. http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004474

Unless Hussie cranked the trolling up to 11 and we didn't notice because bluh bluh huge ship, they were definitely in the scarlet quadrant there.

>>94061
where did this happen?

>>94180
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003504

BEHOLD.

This is awesome. Also, OPTIC BLAST.

>>94181
JOHN IS THE CORINTHIAN

D:

>spend way too much time drawing a guitar for a joke
>forget the frets

; A;
S... Solly plays fretless. Yes.

>>94181
huh, neato.

>>94183

oh man now i wanna make the Endless.

damn you, anon <3

>>94186
Troll Endless?

>>94184
oh man askal you should have given him a double neck guitar

still awesome though :Db

>>94187

Not sure yet.

I do love the idea of either Grandpa Harley or Dad as Destruction, though.

>>94184
Well time to change the cover art for The La2t Frontiier.

UPDATE

>>94194
that is such bull

>>94196
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/02627.gif

>>94194
what how does
who
what

GUYS MSPA IS BROKEN
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>>94201
Didn't andrew take that away? Did the site break again?

oh shit this is for reals now

EB: i am not a homosexual.
oh god i laughed so hard

OH SHIT YOU GUYS
I AM SO EXCITE RIGHT NOW

oh man i am excite

>EB: see you soon!

SHRIEEEEEK

>>94207
>>94206
waht the fuck man
i am so much more excite than you

>CG: IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU.
>CG: YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT.
>CG: YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.
This reminded me of Ben Bernanke.

Also this entire log is priceless.

>>94194
It looks like he combined the Cosbytop, Jade's lunchtop, Dave's turntop, and Rose's hubtopband.

... i dont really like Johns new clothes
the cosby-lite is pretty cool though

>>94188

The Gretsch Silver Falcon is my favorite guitar so it's the first one that came to mind :3c

>>94194
>>no homo

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA YES

okay, I am still shaking/flailing from the pesterlog and its implications and such, but can we get some speculation on John's new outfit and what it means? is that symbol going to be a constellation in the world the kids create? why that shade of blue?

>>94214
I think it's just some kind of 'Heir of Breath' outfit.

>>94214
It's his Breath duds.

I almost feel like crying. Poor Karkat. His perfect Kismet likes him. Platonically.

;;

>>94208

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

oh gog this was the best EVER

>CG: LIKE OUR HATE FOR EACH OTHER IS SO STRONG IT MUST HAVE BEEN WRITTEN IN THE STARS.
>CG: YOU KNOW, THE ONES I FUCKING MADE FOR YOU.

pretty much the best line

dispatching fanart orders: Karkat and Terezi on romantic hot air balloon date.

I came so hard I ripped my pants when I saw this update.

>>94221
don't forget the filial pail basket


>CG: YOU ARE SUCH AN IGNORAMUS I COULD SHIT MILES OF RAGE SNAKE TO CHOKE YOU TO DEATH.
>EB: ew.

this is gold. as soon as I saw John's happy goofy face one appeared on me and it NEVER WENT AWAY

Maybe it's the outfit playing tricks on my mind, but doesn't John seem a bit different?
Like, more confident and not as derpy?

GODAMMN HUSSIE
I NEED MORE TODAY
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

Here, let him count out 8 of these things, hold on.

>CG: GOT IT????????

There, he is now an enormous tool forever.

(Oh Karkat <3)

EB: hey, i don't have a problem with your weird sort of alien hate-love thing!
EB: it is just that, uh...
CG: WHAT
EB: i am not a homosexual.

oh god that is too funny
also rose x john confirmed

>CG: YOU ARE SUCH AN IGNORAMUS I COULD SHIT MILES OF RAGE SNAKE TO CHOKE YOU TO DEATH.
>EB: ew.

I missed you so much, John. so much. ;_;

>>94224
He knows what he's talking about for once. It's weird for him to be the one that isn't clueless about what's going on.

CG: PROSTRATE BEFORE THE STUPID AND FALSE CLOWN GODS YOU HAVE SCRIBBLED ON THE WALLS OF YOUR BLOCK.
CG: BOGUS DEITIES WORSHIPED BY A PRIMITIVE "PARADISE" PLANET.
CG: BUT YOUR PRAYERS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED.
CG: THERE ARE NO MIRACLES IN STORE FOR YOU, HUMAN.

Haw Karkat thinks ICP is a real religion.

>>94229
thats true
he was always the one that had to take the full brunt of things

So... John is not a homosexual.

Any shippers plan on letting this stop them?

oh man i just realized

i

i missed john

like

a lot

i didn't realize i had become so attached to these characters goddamnit hussie

Also, trolls confirmed for not giving a shit about gender in romance, at least on a cultural level.

>>94233
John is my favorite kid and I was eagerly awaiting the first convo Karkat has with him. since John was so confused with his first conversation and Karkat so annoyed at his not knowing anything, I was waiting to see that turned on its head.

and I am so happy now.

>>94232
Nope.

>>94232
all of the MSPA forumites are going to be denying it
"oh hes just being ironic. he learned irony from dave on their dates. makes perfect sense"

>This update

Glorious!

>>94220
Karkat biggest problem is that he sabotaged his greatest hate before it ever started by going backwards. He will never be able to unleash his truest feelings because by the time he is caught up with John he's already spent any frustration he could build in futile attempts to get John's attention in the distant past and left adrift on a wave of friendship he doesn't completely understand. Troll romance sure is pathetic.

So it looks like he is on that land of lava and clockwork, awesome

I want John's Heir of Breath shirt. It looks awesome.

Hussie will probably put the kids' SWEET TITULAR GEAR for sale after this.

>>94232
well to be fair he could instead be some other orientation in which loving a dude is still a possibility like bisexual or asexual or pansexual


should have been more specific eh john

OR DOeS IT MEAN SOMEHING???????

>>94227

Wait, were was Rose x John confirmed?

>>94230
Could this mean Karkat saw John's sleep-scribbling and sleep-thrashing?
And ICP is a real religion on Alternia. Gamzee's presence just made its prophecies true in our universe, on Earth. (THANKS A LOT GAMZEE)

>>94233
I missed John so much it hurt and now I am smiling forever and walking on fucking clouds and I don't even care

And a Karkat pesterlog, which is my second favorite thing

It's just

Almost too much joy

>CG: HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY CLAIM TO HAVE TALKED TO ME A LOT ALREADY AND NOT HATE ME, SEE IT DOESN'T ADD UP.

poor Karkat

>>94234

Considering they puke into a bucket, it's delivered to the mother grub, and then dumps that bucket into a LARGER bucket, it's understandable that gender wouldn't really matter.

>>94245
well John knows that him and Jade are related (assuming that would turn him off) and he is not a homosexual so... process of elimination

also they are so kawaii together like ohmygod so kawaii

Dude... I feel so bad for Karkat.

He gets this whole hate at first sight thing, gets pumped up, he's finally found someone who can live up to his standards... and he gets fucking rejected. Like, not even put down lightly, just flat out "NOPE".

>>94232

What are you talking about, neither logic nor common sense never been in the way of shipper reasoning, also im sure john is just in denial, he barely could resist the visions of Karkat 's manliness in this last conversation :0

>>94234

I think this was confirmed like weeks ago :0

>>94251

Aha, but notice how he just said he wasn't homosexual, not that he was heterosexual. A clever ruse!

>>94248
For the record, the "puke into a bucket" thing is something that showed up in like two fanarts and people thought was funny, not some kind of confirmed canon fact. But your point still stands.

>>94255

Holy shit, just fucking let it be, shipper.

OH GOD THIS UPDATE IS SO GOOD. Hillarious awkward relationship talk on both sides of the spectrum. Karkat's intense ability to loath himself. INSINUATIONS OF TROLL/HUMAN PHYSICAL INTERACTIONS.

AND JOHN.

>>94255
did you not hear him
THEY
ARE
KAWAII

nothing comes before kawaii

dat update @_@
john obviously being in ironic love with Karkat @_@
new outfits @_@
see you soon @_@

also I made a song that has nothing to do with Homestuck at all! but I had to get that aching banjo out of my system because apparently Feferi is too fancy for that shit D=
http://www.tindeck.com/listen/rqjn

>>94255
They're asexual. It's friendship-end bitches.

>>94251

Troll girls are still open:
JohnxTerezi (dumping KK for some reason)
JohnxKanaya (Ehhhh...)
JonhxNepeta (mite b cool)
JohnxVriska (WHY.jpg)
JohnxFeferi (JohnxJade, FISH VERSION)
JohnxAradia (strong punch incoming)

>>94257

Never. Their love will burn forever as brightly and intensely as your inability to grasp jokes.

>>94263

BITCH, I'LL FUCKING GRASP YOUR DICK! >:C

I just realized that the kids crossing over to the Troll's universe was foreshadowed all the way back in the Midnight Crew intermission:

Spades Slick had a Crosbytop computer which he claims to have found; There are no humans in the trolls world, ergo no Bing Crosby, ergo the Crosbytop had to have been brought there from the kids universe.

And I swear that John had a convo with someone where he talks about how cool it would be to have a monster friend like Howie Mandel (Though I can't find the convo anywhere now)

>>94262
Why not all of the above?

>>94262
AG:Hiiiiiiii Joooooooohn!
this would actually be pretty cool but i have no ideas for what they'd say

omgmgmogmgomgm we should all make pesterlogs of John pairings yesssssssss

thinker: who sez Rose is a girl

>>94266
john egbert in:
BOY FLYLARK

rated r

>>94264

Don't forget to lick it clean when you're done~

>>94263
>>94264
You two are so adhorrible {>

>>94265

And...

You could make a Bing Crosbytop...

BY USING THE TIME TABLES ALCHEMIZED WITH THE CURRENT CROSBYTOP.

*SPIKE*

>>94270

Who says I'd finish you? That's not how this works. : T

>>94260
MuM, you are great. This is gonna be stuck in my head all night.

>>94261
asexuals can still fall in love and have romantic relationships though

i think what we need here is some kind of

bear with me here i know this is a novel concept

some kind of ending in which the pubescent children don't all pair up into pseudo-romantic relationships they aren't actually emotionally developed enough for

but maybe

maybe the world just isn't ready for that after all

perhaps........... SomeDAY?

>>94276
you sick bastard

>>94276
Son are you retarded

GUYS I THINK WE'RE ALL MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT PART.

HE FOUND THE COSBYTOP AGAIN!

Seriously though, John doesn't like boys. If one guy says he likes another guy, and the second guy says "I am not homosexual" then unless the second guy is being intentionally obnoxious, he obviously means that he's not bisexual either.

I don't mean to be insulting the shippers, and I'm sorry if I come off that way. Hell, I'd be just as upset if/when Rose shoots Kanaya down. But there's no point in being in denial about it.

>>94273

Listen, buddy, I don't make the rules. It's out of our hands now. You know, figuratively speaking.

>>94277
>>94278
ONE DAy the world will undertsand my vision......

>>94281
Uh, is anyone here sincerely arguing against this?

Man I don't care about any of it. I just want Kanaya to give out one nervous peck on the cheek to Vriska or Rose. All I ask in this beautiful shitstorm of romantic nightmares.

I'm really looking forward to seeing the final forms of the other 3 kids. Hell, Jade hasn't even gotten any alchemizing yet.

John's little cape is so cute. :3

>>94276
Actually, some asexuals can, many can't.

Also John is 13, he's not anything yet.

i missed you john. ;_;

>>94289
We can't even enjoy having humans back for a few moments without these jerks going into tired old troll romance shit AGAIN.

>>94289

EB: i didn't miss you bea get your meaty hand away from me!

>>94292

n-no.....

>>94288
Some? Definitely. The majority? Nah. Non-asexual people can be aromantic too, they just have a tendency to involve themselves in relationships anyway for the sex, so asexual aromantics, having no reason to be in a relationship, are just a whole lot more noticeable.

To be more on topic, I can't help but love John's new outfit. It's just so delightfully tacky. Fuck the haters.

Someone is a Homestuck fan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj9COPsEsoc

EB: Bea go away a i am not a furry

>>94296
welcome to three threads ago
population...YOU

>>94295
I'm asexual. My roomate is asexual. We're both aromantic. The other three asexual people I know are aromantic. I don't even know how to make the connection between a complete lack of physical interest in other human beings and romance. It's so tied up. What the fuck is asexual romance besides friendship with benefits you can't enjoy? How can you even tell you're asexual if you feel butterflies when you meet people?

WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD.

This update hahaha, oh man.
It's nice to see the kids again. Well, one of them anyway. It looks like the kids' session has progressed a bit since we last saw.

>>94098 >>94168
Troll girls in tight space gear. I like!
But who would be Tali?

>>94260
This is neat!

have you ever tried being asexual...together?

>>94301
Sexuality is confusing. Let's leave it at that.

Fuck it I'm shipping it anyway, regardless of John's statements of sexuality. It's too adorable not to.

Of course, this little update is probably just a fleeting glimpse at the endgame. Lest you all forget....

JADE HAS BEEN FALLING FOR HALF AN ACT NOW!

>>94260
It is such bullroar that you can't use the banjo for Fef. It's a really pretty instrument!

>>94290
It can't be helped. Hussie has beaten it into our brains, and it was even part of the actual chatlog.

>>94301
Well, I'm ace and panromantic. Sup. Never personally known an aromantic ace, just a straight dude and a pan girl. I'm, uh, just going to go ahead and assume that wasn't some kind of weird snipe against romantic aces.

To put is simply, (because shit i should be studying right now) sex and love are two entirely separate things, although they generally tend to occur together for obvious species-propagation related reasons. I may not know what attraction or sexual desire feels like, but I've always felt love the same as everyone else. Once I actually had some people explain to me what sexual attraction is like it was pretty blindingly obvious that I've never experienced anything like it, and yet I can obviously love just fine! Go figure, eh?

I can see how these concepts would be confusing if you don't experience either attraction or romantic feelings, but trust me, despite how frequently they occur together, they're entirely separate things. Sexual people who can't tell the difference between lust and love are pretty much doomed to unhappiness in the long run, for example.

>>94310
But they have the decency to avoid it after a while unlike you guys.

Oh man oh man

Seeing John again makes me so happy
Because he's all excited and happy
And has that derpy face of his :3

>>94303
Tavros would be Tali

>>94184
DUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDEEEEEEE
Sollux playing guitar and its
Not playing a doubleneck guitar

Is anyone else seeing that cape as a gay little scarf?

>>94295

Tacky? Fuck you, that shit is hot.

Yeah, that's about what I hoped would happen. I just want John to grow up so he can have a loving wife and daughter to reunite with and give bunnies too.

I'm having a complete freakout that we're finally back with the kids. Can't wait to see them do new stuff.

More importantly, I can't wait to see the other 8 trolls get a chance to piss them off and learn the meaning of the disease called friendship.

>>94326
I know, oh gosh. There are so many conversations I want to see. Eridan and Rose flipping out over wizards together, Jade and Kanaya realizing how much their lives have in common, Equius trolling the kids under the assumption that their text colors match their blood...

>>94312
It'll take a while to wear off. We've still got it in our systems and just need some time to detox. Even then though, many of us might never be the same.

>>94327

Kinda sad about some of that, actually. I assume the blood color text thing won't happen since they made the universe, and would know. But maybe not! Then again, Karkat did see John's blood color. I hope it happens anyways.

I also hope Eridan flips for Rose since she's a wizard. And then fights with Kanaya over her.

Hey, amidst this glorious update, I got back from AWA where I cosplayed Terezi with a Vriska and Equius. Thought this might be of relevant interest? I will go hide forever, though if it's not.
Spoilered so no one has to see my face if they don't want.

>>94321
Yes.

Also those shoes look like his dreamself's shoes.

>>94330
Those are too damn good. Did you photoshop or something?

>>94330
Looks really good.

>>94333
No. Our Vriska used to do stage makeup in college. She has all of the skills. All of them.

>>94330
That's pretty good, actually. The paint isn't even splotchy or anything, and the contacts are a nice touch. Shit's, like, effortful.

>>94330
Wow, that's really good! You even got the pointy teeth. Great job, both of you.

>>94330

Best homestuck cosplay I've seen.

>>94339
Seriously, that is some class right there.

Pretty much echoing what everybody else has said about how awesome it is to see John again and how hilarious Karkat was.

I'm 100% fine with John being 100% straight; it's what I expected, though I didn't expect him to say it directly, and it would have weirded me out more than a little if he had said otherwise. It's not going to restrict my shipping, though; when I was 13 I thought I was straight, but it turns out I like a little of both. Human romance sure is weird!

I totally called the "all trolls are bisexual" thing, though now they make even less sense as a bisexual species in the biological sense. Why have two sexes if both are not needed to reproduce? They must have reproduced in a more "humanoid" fashion at some point in their evolutionary history.

I wonder how John found out about troll romance. Heh, I'd love to see that hilariously awkward conversation.

Also THE KIDS AND THE TROLLS ARE GOING TO MEET AND JOIN FORCES TO DO WHATEVER IT IS THEY'RE GOING TO DO I AM SO EXCIIIIIIIIIIIITE

>>94342

This pleases me.

I am super late to this but fuck all of you guys.

I can't stop laughing at this update.
Trolls and kids, gonna meeeeet
So fucking excited~

>>94344

I doubt the story will pick up from here. Likely we'll zip back to where we left the kids at the end of Act 4 so we can see all the shenanigans between then and what we're looking at now.

>>94330

That is awesome. You both are awesome. DEM HORNS. What are they made of?

Where's Equius? I tried looking for him in the background for like a full minute. He's a creeper, right?

>>94342

>CG: SECOND, WHETHER SHE AND I HAVE A THING OR DON'T HAVE A THING, OR TOOK A ROMANTIC HOT AIR BALLOON RIDE SUSPENDED IN A GODDAMN FILIAL PAIL TOGETHER
>CG: IT'S DEFINITELY NONE OF YOUR FUCKING EARTH BUSINESS, EGBERT HUMAN JOHN.
>CG: GOT IT????????

Haha, god what?

>>94341
Who says the trolls have two genders?
Some just have slimmer waists and bigger chests than others.

>>94349

No, they definatly have two distinct genders. I mean, the way they use he/him and she/her and everything. The thing is their reproduction is basically filling a bucket, which is dropped into a huge vat filled with tons and tons of genetic material.

Thus, it doesn't really matter who you fuck, so long as your shit gets to the bucket. From there your genetic material will eventually fuck with an opposite gender troll's genetic material. :I

>>94349
I think you mean two sexes, but yeah, haven't characters like Kanaya and Sollux both referred to their bone bulges and whatever nooks? Trolls might physically be a single sex species, just with multiple genders. I don't think we've even seen any evidence of boobage or thinner waists or whatever on them, they seem to be all built about the same.

>>94330
Pretty damn awesome cosplay there!
*thumbs up*

>>94346

model magic, which is the devil and i hate it, but i was running out of time.

here's Equius:

>>94355
Well, damn, Rokkit, you beat me to it. I was gonna go to bed, but you went and posted that shit anyways. ALRIGHT THEN.

>>94355
His fingers aren't painted gray. Also, your Equius has a hairy chest.

>>94358

he is very hairy, yes. those are stockings on his arms, because body hair is ick but body hair + body makeup is OH GOD EW.

but yeah he didn't wanna shave his chest for a cosplay. and we didn't paint his fingers because at least ONE of us had to have functional hands that didn't leave grey fingerprints. we were in these costumes for many, many hours.

>>94359

You have to paint your fingernails yellow next time... :V

>>94355
>model magic

I'm acquainted with that stuff, so I'm doubly impressed by how nice those horns are.

>>94360
I was thinking about that when I put on the black! Yellow it shall be next time!

>>94359
i'm pretty staggered that none of it seems to have rubbed off

how did you manage that

>>94363
8|
...
8,|

It did. You just can't see it in that picture. Vriska/rokkit is the one who's good with makeup. She made the mixture, but I put on my own. None of hers rubbed off because she's not retarded, but it was my first time applying makeup and I was in a rush to get to artist alley. A bunch came off under my arms and some on my pants. /sob

>>94352

Andrew confirmed that karkats movie posters are exactly what trolls grown up look like (ie. have tits and shit) and also no girl has ever had a bonebuldge reference to them and from context bonenook seems to be either asshole or like where your brain hangs out in your head.

>>94359

haha one of my roommates went to AWA and called me just to tell me she saw "the grey guy with the one broken horn and the one arrow one" walking around. Then another friend of mine took a picture of all three of you because he knew I read the comic.

SMALL WORLD

>>94364
Oh god damn it stop being such a baby. It's not bad.

>>94352

>I don't think we've even seen any evidence of boobage or thinner waists

Whuh-oh! Looks like somebody needs to rewatch the trollflash! Also important to note-Terezi's very female ass.

>>94368

Except the art crew was told to run with their own style as long as the art fit the criteria. So all that stuff like orange nails and feminine figures still aren't definitively canon.

>>94369
Dude, over here
>>94365

>>94370

Bah. Well still no orange nails!

John will learn to hate Karkat when he is reanimated as a troll.

>>94369
Yeah, I was going by hero mode.

>>94365
Oh dang, I forgot about the movie posters. Welp.

Wow, that cosplay is the best yet. Look forward to seeing what people cook up once we all get our zodiac shirts. They ship this week, right?

Also, reading another thread and Hussie's formspring, it occured to me that English is alsoa Giygas parallel.

But what I didn't think of is that Pokey is his Doc Scratch. Mind blown.

>>94367
Hahaha. Thanks I think?
Sorry, it just pissed me off that it ended up smudging in the end no matter what I did to stop it. AH WELL.

>>94365
+1. "Nook" seems to be something skull-related. The female anatomical feature is probably a "seedflap".

  Can't decide whether this works better for John/Karkat or Tavros/Vriska. Probably the latter.

john

john I missed you so much and I love the new outfit and the cosbytop, oh my gog

lol poor karkat got SHUT DOWN. Sorry Karkat, but John just wants a loving wife and daughter! also you guys, the whole point/fun of shipping is that it's not gonna be canon, so who cares, I can't wait to see more of >>94116 and >>94127.

>>94359
can i ask what brand your friend used?
also how you guys got the horns to be stable, headbands?

>>94359
*of makeup derp.
i tried ben nye aquacake and it is...actually horrendous!
also i like your equius' hairy chest, he's great.

>>94375
LOOK IT WAS FINE OKAY. I'M SURE YOU WERE FLARING UP QUADRANTS ALL OVER LICKING THINGS AND GIGGLING LIKE A STUPID WRIGGLING INFANT. SHUT UP ABOUT THE BODY PAINT AND BE GREATFUL AND PROUD THAT YOU HAD FUN BEING A COSPLAYING MORON!

>>94385

There There. No Need To Be So Conflagratory.

>>94382
i AM the friend : )

let's see, it's a mix of petroleum based clown white and water based grey, both Mehron. more white than grey, because waterbased flakes off/dies out on your skin, whereas petrobased sets well with powder/hairspray, but can migrate if your face is oily. mixing them gives you the best of both worlds. i'm really going to have to write a tutorial or something.

and yes, it was some STRONG chest hair. lol.

sorry everyone else, i feel like we hijacked the thread. how 'bout them updates? "OUR HATE FOR EACH OTHER IS SO STRONG IT MUST HAVE BEEN WRITTEN IN THE STARS. YOU KNOW, THE ONES I FUCKING MADE FOR YOU." made me laugh and go 'awww' at the same time. so great.

hey cos players do some lesbian porn for us while all painted up

>>94389
Stop that.

>>94388
>sorry everyone else, i feel like we hijacked the thread.

Oh, poppycock. I for one like seeing what neat stuff other fans are up to, and details about the process are interesting to me.

But yes, that update was wonderful, and that line about stars was one of the highlights.

i havent worn makeup save for halloween costumes when little, and it always got itchy on me and wound up smeared to hell

was your makeup also itchy and bad

honestly there are funnier lines but i think the stars one is my new favorite just due to the asynchrony of it

it's hilarious but also sort of unexpectedly sweet and tragic

or maybe hilarious because of that

My favorite part was "oh god, the quadrants..."

>>94389

Why Would You Request Such A Terrible Thing.

Just Terrible.

>>94397

As an impartial male who holds both people who post pictures of themselves and creepy internet douchebags at about the same level of scorn I would like to step in to say that the request was, in fact, not terrible in the slightest (though it was creepy and douchebaggy).

>>94397

WHAT? I DON'T SEE WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT. I'M ACTUALLY HAVING A PRETTY HARD TIME THINKING THAT YOU OF ALL PEOPLE WOULD NOT CONSENT TO THIS TYPE OF THING.

>>94399

I Sincerely Have Not The Fondest Idea To What You Are Inferring.

I Mean Faintest Idea.

Excuse Me For A Moment While I Go Mull Over Something That Is Definitely Absolutely Truly Not This Obscene Suggestion.

>>94399
>>94400

uH, JUST FUCK ALREADY!

>>94401

:33 < Is that purrhaps something matesprits do? Mews to me! *goes off to purruse her shipping wall*

my beefy hand aches for you

Wait I just realized that you guys are roleplaying. Has hivebent messed up my sense of grammar so much that posts like that seem normal?

Alternate final sentence:
Shut thef fuck up

ok just

just stop

jesus fuck

>>94405

I thought it was hilarious.

>>94407

I'm sorry for your loss.

>>94405
NO_FUN.jpg

>>94407
Ditto.

>>94412
hey man i'm fine with the occasional post like
>>94397

but its a slippery slope, if we allow this too much before you know it we're all drawing and roleplaying our "trollsonas" and shitting all over the thread

although i never roleplayed or drew it

i confess i came up with a sort of trollsona

(mostly it was me imagining how i would interact with the troll characters and i was basically a bigger wimpy wimp than tavros)

>>94414
Maybe you should have thought of that before these threads started to reproduce in several day intervals. Shit's been out of control as soon as Bea brought this plague and its fan art upon us; it's too late to talk about self control at this point.

>>94416

There is only one solution. We have to kill the head vampire.

you're all a bunch of blithering feculent shitholes but that's fine i guess

I delved through pages of margin scribbles and crudely drawn felt 63 with a mental hazmat suit to get this for you worthless crotchstained barfpuppets

yes I am using this as an excuse to use Karkat's wonderous vitriolic wordsmithing

in other news Lexxy still draws awesome things; the world needs more adorable John

>>94414
We've already kinda been there. Over that last break, folks here posted their trollsonas and some of them were actually pretty neat. Junk's in particular is cooler than the back of the freezer.

I apologize if that's a crappy simile. My head's in a fog, and I'm feeling less-than-clever.

>>94421
could you link to junk's?

>>94422
Here ya go.
>>90399 >>92040

>>94423
those shutter glasses
those clothes

SO FLY~

>>94424
Junk's troll has all the style. All of it.

  >Seeing John again.

>>94426
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>>94426
How did we
Get through one night without him?
If we had to live without him
What kind of life would that be?

Oh and we
We need him in our meaty arms to hold
He's our world, our heart, our soul
If he ever left
Baby he would take away everything
Good in our lives

>>94431

I'm reading this in spoken word.

Shatner style.

and now I have all the giggles.

All of them.

>>94431
TAKE IT AWAY, CASEY!
GUITAR SOLO
BWOWM BWOM BWORM BWOW BWOWDLE BWOWM
Play that shit.
Bweedle BWOWM BWOWM BWEEDLE BWEEDLE BWOWMPBWOWM

>>94432
I did, too.

BWOWBWOW BWEEDLE BWOWM

Ancestors, dishonoured, beyond comprehension, etc.

>>94416

gimme worst poster award

Also I keep laughing at "oh god the quadrants..."