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>>30856 >>30857 >>30924 >>30925 G:"CRISIS ALERT!!! AYAYAYAYAY!!! Deana Repelta has unleashed Magnitudeasaurus on Greendale Grove!" M:"MWAHAHAHAHA!! POP POP!!!" *laser eyes* P:"Woah! Sounds heavy, Robot Garrett." G: "MY NAME IS ALPHA 5, SIR." P:"Yeah, yeah, Johnny 5, whatever. Now, you Rangers, I have summoned you here today t- Wait, where's Shirley?" A:"Shirley's character type doesn't fit any of the specific ranger types, so we decided to give her Ernie's position." S:"This isn't nice..." P:"Darn. Well, at least the rest of us are here. You guys figure out a plan and stuff, I'm gonna try and spin around in the tube..." A:"Annie, I'd say the best tactic for you is to go with Chang in the White Falconzord, while Troy and I will take the Shark Cycles t-...Jeff, you have to put the phone away. It's 1995." J:"Oh, well, as much as I LOVE to wear matching skin-tight latex suits with you guys..." C:"HAH! GUHAYUH!!!" J:"... in what is obviously a ridiculous sound stage from Xanadu, I'm drawing the line at the whole technologically-accurate junk. I'm in the middle of booking a meal after this." P:"Hey, Gaylord, stop breaking the fourth wall or I'm making you the Blue Ranger." B:"Yeah, Pier-" P:"Zordon. I'm Zordon now." B:"Zordon, whatever, maybe you should consider changing up some color pallates of the rest of us. I mean, it's obvious why you put Troy in the BLACK Ranger's outfit." C:"Oh God no..." P:"Because he... wanted to use the Frog Zord?" B:"No, because h- well..." T:"First off, Britta, quit being racist by proxy. Second, I've got ninja powers and an axe that turns into a shotgun. I'm cool with this." G:"RANGERS! MAGNITUDASAURUS IS EATING A SCHOOLBU-" J:"OH SHUT UP! Fine, let's just get this over with, and this helmet better not mess up my hair, I've got plans at six." T & A: "TROY AND ABED SAY IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
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