Hey look someone finally took their responsibility and made a new one

Neperi?
Fefeta?

That is the most girly-ass sprite I have ever seen.

>>70187
Nepfef or Fefnep, I would think.

>>70191
Gog no, that's awful.

>>70194
It fits the precedent. Tavrisprite and Erisolsprit both used the first three letters of their namesakes, and none of the last.

Also, Nepfef is incredibly fun to say, so bite me.

I'm going with Neferi

>>70195
Fefeta is easily the most fun to say.

Jane has the patience of a saint, my word

Im not reading that

ooohhhhh shit

jake's sprite has had to listen to 5 months' worth of this shit

Oh, hey, wow. I hadn't even noticed the Alpha version of the Mayor in that picture until now!

JAKE WHY ARE YOU SO TERRIBLE

I wonder if it's just a Hope thing to be really awful and shitty at relationships because holy fucking cow, Jake, even Eridan is literally shaking his head at you right now

Oh man, I'm going to love this.

o janey

janey jaeny janey

I'm glad Hussie is finally facing the reality of the consequences of teenagers being utter shit to each other.

I mean, if I'd had to put up with a fraction of the shit the pre-Scratch kids pulled on each other I'd have killed the shit out of them with little delay.

>Oh hey, I'm going to accidentally spawn a hyper-murderboss!
>Oh hey, I'm going to fall asleep during important moments!
>Oh hey, I'm a useless ass despite having fucking TIME POWERS!
>Oh hey, I'm an egotistical cunt with nihilistic views who is now apparently an alcoholic!

They're all fucking horrible people, really. I will shed no tears if Hussie perma-kills all of them.

>>70220
Jade didn't create the unkillable godNoir, Bec was the one who prototyped himself. John was attempting to prototype a doll when the fucking dog warped it into space and jumped into the sprite.

Also John fell asleep because of Vriska fuckery

>How could you possibly forget my childish insignificant birthday party after spending months in a barren, dead wasteland constantly surrounded by monsters that want to kill you at every turn! You meanie!! ;_;

>>70220
>>70222
This update sure is luring a lot of assholes from the woodwork

>>70223
Ain't that the truth.

>>70222
It should be fairly obvious that this is the proverbial straw (the camel back breaking one, not the man one) in what has been a very long and strong pattern of Jake being a complete and utter bubble head in all the worst ways to Jane.

Frankly I'm sad that Jane bottled this up for so long that it had to come out like this, but at the same time this is so much more entertaining. Which is the point, from a meta-narrative point of view, so I'm happy.

>>70223
True story bro.

does the Page class make you "one without x" or something because jesus christ Jake, how self absorbed can you even BE.

>>70226
"Hope" should be read here as "denial" or "delusions." Jake is living out a fantasy where people give a shit about all the stupid things he's saying.

Yess, Hussie brought up the house building aspect again. Maybe be will at some point find out its greater significance.

It's like Jane is in reverse friendzone!

Nobody's at fault here, Jake is just being a stupid teenager like teenagers tend to be. Same goes for Dirk and Jane, they're just being normal kids growing up and fucking up. That was the point of this whole bit.

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

GUYS

...

GUYS!

WHERE'S SERENTY?

>>70231
also, janes dad

>>70231
She's going to burst out of the cake and give Jane a lapdance during the party.

that is a perfectly sensible reaction, actually
i wonder for how long jane has had to put up with this

>>70220
dat trollage

>>70230
Yeah, let's give them a break. It's hard being a kid and growing up. It's hard and nobody understands.

Anyone else notice that the two successful abomination sprites have half a horn set from each troll, while Tavriskasprite had horns that fused both trolls' horns? Maybe it's a hint to why s/he exploded while these two kept going on. Their fusions probably weren't as integrated.

>>70226
>Horus
>page of void
>one without void
>because he has everything filled
>he makes sure all his holes get filled
Congrats on getting me to think that.

>>70226
That fits well with Tavros if you like that theory that Breath = Indivuality.
Page of Breath, one without Individuality...

>>70240
I'm the guy who first said that over in the other thread. I dunno why I wrote individuality when I meant independence. That's what you get for staying up late. So... Tavros would be one without independence.

gotta go fix that post

why do people keep saying Dirk is being too clingy for wanting to be informed where one of the last human beings left alive is in a shithole full of monsters and death traps?

He even said outright its fine if Jake is just sick of him and needs to get away for a while.

>>70243
It's the needy tone of his text messages, not the fact that he's checking on him alone. Like if it had been "Hey, I haven't heard from you in a while. Are you okay?" That wouldn't be needy. But he gave this whole long, needy schpiel.

>that reaction

>Hope heroes

>explicitly and emphatically tell an extremely dense kid you don't like him

>throw a tantrum when he believes you

JAKE ENGLISH: DENSER THAN IRIDIUM

never doubt the huss, these updates have been golden

A distinct lack of carapace person in the latest panel, I'm guessing he made his way to a safe distance as soon as things started getting heated. Also interesting is this scared looking neon cloud guy.

>>70265
Whoops, forgot to upload the picture.

Oh my god this is beautiful

THIS IS DELICIOUS

>GT: If you told me you had the hots for dirk i would have backed off without another word.

This line had me cracking up. Jake you magnificent idiot.

There is something I don't get about one of the recent pages though.

>GT: What, like a year already since we entered? Holy moly, where does the time go.
GG: It's been more like five months.

If Jane entered the medium on her birthday, and it has been five months since then, how the fuck is it her birthday again? She shouldn't be 16 for another 7 months.

This is making me think there's some weird time shit in play, like they're moving through time at different speeds or something, which would also explain why days to Jake is weeks to Jane (assuming it isn't caused by Jake being inattentive, which is totally possible). Maybe it has something to do with which planet they are on? It could just be that some planets have shorter days than others.

>mfw jake is an idiot

its wonderful

>>70269
They entered on 11/11/11, not on Jane's birthday.

>dat table flippage

Methinks this is a long time coming. I wonder if Jake's been ignoring Roxy similarly?

Prospit kids

more like

~The Esteemed Noble House of Stupid Faces and Anger Management Issues~

>>70200
Fefeta confirmed.

>383
Fefeta actually does not seem especially purrturbed by this turn of events.

>>70280

>>70281
What do you mean? She got so upset, she's mathematically wrong. 3833 is not less than 383.

>>70279
well, it's seems to be part of their quests
the prospit dreamers have to get in touch with the "darker" emotions and aspects/flaws of their personalities and either overcome or accept them
and the dersites need to learn to lighten up a bit, drop the facades and grow out of their self-loathing

Surprised people are so shocked and outraged that Jake doesn't believe Jane had a thing for him. He asked her point blank and she said no very clearly to him and showed no signs (in-chat) of not being truthful. So no shit he would assume it must be Dirk instead

People are forgetting that Jake is the same kid who took Dirk's "The world is destroyed by the Betty Crocker corporation working in conjunction with an alien witch and the Insane Clown Posse" story at face value, no questions asked.

>>70226
it seems to be analogous to the boy skylark class of FLARP mentioned in alterniabound. basically an heir except stronger, and doesnt inherit its powers until much later.

so it can be interpreted as one who must go without x i guess

OH!

Jane is overreacting because John also overreacted...

>>70292
The fact that something is in-character does not mean it's not still boneheaded. Jake's just consistently boneheaded.

Jake's derp + Jane's bottled up anger = John's flip out

>>70298
I wouldn't really say it's overreacting.
Jake really is being a tremendous dick, accidentally or no. Having to put up with five months of such self-absorbed idiocy would have me reacting similarly.

>>70302
but Jane could had avoided the whole problem just by being direct and clear before
if she should had tell him her true feelings, is not like she didn't know him enough to realize Jake pretty much have no ability to recognize her feeling on his own

>>70313
There's plenty of reasons why a teenager wouldn't do that though, including fear of rejection, and hoping that the person you like likes you back enough to come to the conclusion on their own so it isn't so one-sided.

>>70313
She's not free of blame, true, but at the same time it doesn't excuse Jake being a self-centered douchewizard.

>>70313
that's not the point
jake forgets her birthday, calls her up for the first time in several weeks and bothers her by babbling and babbling for god knows how long about his relationship troubles and completely irrelevant crap and is completely clueless not only as to how annoying and self-centred he actually is, but also of jane's feelings about what their relationship has become since they entered the game (ie he calls her every few weeks to ramble about dirk)

>Fefeta

Ha! Take that, people with poor naming sense! Concatenated names are best names.

That really was a sweet abscond by Jane.

poor roxy ;_;

Right overreaction wasn't quite the right word.

OUTBURST, yeah.

>I had a problem :(
Ahw, poor Rox.

But seriously girl? Maybe not the best time to ask wether it's ok to jump Jake's bones?

I actually feel really bad for Fefeta. She can't seem to talk? And is forced to have a stupid cat grin even when feeling terrible? Damn yo.

I like that "acrobatic fucking pirouette" is now, like, an official maneuver. That's really far from the point I'm aware

>>70335
She may seem all emotionally stable right now, but just you wait. Sooner or later, someone will bring up the subject of water and she'll have an emotional meltdown like you wouldn't believe.

Oh Roxy. :( You fucked up, but at least you tried to console her.

>>70335

Given that Roxy apparently knows about Fefeta's historical problems with dudes, I imagine she can talk and just is not for now for unclear reasons.

I like how Fefetasprite's job in this scene is to provide Jane and Roxy with a spritelog to have their conversation in.

>>70332
I think this is mostly how I feel in this situation, too. She just wants everyone to get the fuck along, is that so goddamn hard?

Well, this served a purpose. Now we've got four kids on four different planets who won't talk to each other. When the betas arrive, their first task will be to help their counterpart out.

>>70347
I kinda hope each kid helps a teen they aren't related to.

>>70332
>>70334
>>70339
>>70345
>Poor Roxy
I know that feel, Roxy.

>>70347
Man, I am SO ready for the beta kids and the surviving trolls to finally enter the Alpha. Even if all they manage to do is fuck things up WORSE than the beta kids already are (since it's entirely possible their coming with all their "live" planets or whatever will make this into an active session instead of a void one, which could make things more dangerous--plus they've got Bec Noir and the Peregrine Mendicant in tow and will almost certainly draw Lord English's attention to the Alpha on top of it), it'll be great to see how the Alpha kids react to all this insanity.

>>70348
I'm thinking they may work by personality flaws/chumhandles? While it'd be hilarious, I don't think, say, Dave could be a mentor to Jake. So...
Jane/Jade (GG, anger management), Roxy/Dave (TG, dropping the mask), Dirk/Rose (TT gotta-save-everyone syndrome) and Jake/John (GT being less derpy)?

gcat
where are you taking us next

So apparently Fefeta is usually a big chatterbox. She just didn't want to be a part of that conversation. Who can blame her?

Have we ever seen a sprite go to sleep? What will happen to Fefeta's ghost/dream/whatever self if they still exist?

>>70363
Well, Erisol, Tavris and Fefeta aren't exactly normal sprites. I mean, they are made from the bodies of dead players from another session who reside in the dreambubbles, so who even knows what's up with that. It's possible that they go to the dreambubbles and inhabit their own separate bodies for a while, since that's where they came from and that's where Tavros and Vriska returned to after splitting. But since ignoring their spritedom by staying permanently asleep apparently isn't a thing they do despite hating their existence, it's possible that they either go there in spriteform or feel some sort of urge to return to their player.

As for the other sprites, well, I don't think Nanna or Jaspers or Crabdad are capable of sleep. And even if they are, they wouldn't go to the dreambubbles. Neither would Davesprite, since he wasn't dead upon being prototyped. Jadesprite likely would, though, unless dreamselves have special rules.

well FUCK

Fefeta is a catfish...

So is this the first time we have an actual damsel-in-distress in this comic?

>>70367
Fefeta is a catfish and the Condesce is a fish with a (g)cat, eh.

So, what's gonna happen to Rox? Kidnapping? Mind control? 3x2stabbed? Wake up a while later and resume life?

NOOOO ROXY NOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS FISH BITCH

I am scared for what will happen now. She's been dormant for this long for a reason. This must mean she's ready to open her industrial sized can of Behemoth Leavings and upend it into the Large Whirling Device.

This is part of why I don't like Meenah as much as everyone else seems to. At the base level she's a bitch with few redeeming qualities besides (for Meenah) being kinda funny while being a bitch and (for the Batter Witch) being a scary antagonist.

>>70375
I dunno. From how she interacted with Mituna and Cronus, Meenah didn't really seem like a complete bitch at heart to me. And while she did kill 12 people that one time, we shouldn't forget that she did it seconds before their inevitable, complete annihilation, and with the express purpose to spare them that.

As for HIC, yeah she's probably not gonna kill Roxy. Or even try to. If she wanted them dead, she could have done it literally months ago. This is gonna be more insidious.

>>70375
reapface

I don't care, man. I know the Condesce is a horrible monster whose crimes against sentient life are indescribable and all, but I can't help but admire her a bit because she's the motherfucking Condesce. Also, Karkat's respect for her helps a bit too. And there's Meenah too. She may have used her "friends" for her own ends without giving a damn about their well being, but it's quite clear she's feeling some remorse for it now that she realizes they didn't amount to much.