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69044 No. 69044
It wasn't supposed to have sound. Stop asking.
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>> No. 69045
> no [S]
> every fly-towards-the-viewer panel in the past was soundless

Why did people need this clarified.
>> No. 69046
I just realized I missed a perfectly good opportunity to call this thread "HSG 12 x 12" .. Damnit good ideas why do you always come after the time to implement you is already past >.<
>> No. 69047
>>69045
Infinity Mechanism begs to differ.
>> No. 69048
5 boondollars says that hat floats down and lands on someone's head that John'll talk to next.
>> No. 69052
The masses expected sound because we're spoiled.
>> No. 69055
>>69048

Yeah but five of a non-fictional currency says it'll take about thirty pages for the hat to do that.
>> No. 69056
>>69048

Yeah but five of a non-fictional currency says it'll take about thirty pages for the hat to do that.
>> No. 69057
Finally! Some possible closure on the John and Vriska situation.
>> No. 69059
Guess we'll see Vriska and Tavros soon.

That or more Hussie shenanigans.
>> No. 69061
>John meets Hussie
>Hussie kills him again with nary a thought as he might interfere with his pursual of Vriska
>John wakes up
>> No. 69062
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69062
>>69061
>> No. 69063
But Hussie stopped being a pedophile and is after Meenah now.
>> No. 69064
>>69057
I don't think it's time for closure for Vriska, more like time for a 8ig come8ack.
>> No. 69065
Both Vriska and Meenah want to bust out of the bubbles. Who's gonna be first?

Trick question, LE is going to ghost-obliterate them.
>> No. 69067
>>69065
B-but they'll miss their dates if he does that!
>> No. 69071
>>69067
Well then they'll be

ALREADY LATE

noooo B(
>> No. 69072
i sense a "be the rider" scene coming
>> No. 69074
whats goin on :(
>> No. 69075
>>69074
Weird Moody Horse Shit.
>> No. 69076
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69076
I just want to point out....
>> No. 69079
>>69076
hussie gona propose to john!?!?!/

but andrew John is not a homosexual!!!!
>> No. 69080
>>69079
no you gotta flip it TURNWAYS.
Vriska's gonna propose to John
>> No. 69081
>>69080
and then John's gonna propose to Hussie???
>> No. 69082
>>69080

I'm actually hoping like a motherfucker that there's about to be some heartwarming Spider8itch/John moment coming up. I like that pairing way too much not to.
>> No. 69084
>>69082
i wouldn't get too hopeful about it
remember John is usually a destroyer of ships
>> No. 69085
>>69082
>>69084
Also
>heartwarming moments
>resolution
>closure
>in Homestuck
Nope.
>> No. 69086
>>69085
>>69084

Just remember though, this is Hussie we're talking about. Flip flopping shit around to confuse and twist theories and expectations are something he enjoys. We're like puppets.

All I'm saying is maybe.
>> No. 69087
>>69085
>someone didn't read Karkat's conversation with Terezi in Openbound 2

Seriously, you can't tell me that's not at least a heartwarming moment.

Also we got resolution on Jaspers and the bunny, yo.
>> No. 69088
What if John is really about to find out how evil Vriska is at the core?

Maybe her plan she was concocting wasn't meant for his eyes, and his newly skeptical teenaged mind won't be able to swat it away with naivete. I liked this ship too but it might be heading into a real iceberg.
>> No. 69089
>>69088
But Vriska's not evil at the core, she was a scared little girl playing hardcore highblood pirate, and she paid for her hubris in the end with her life.

Also, I really doubt that her desire to live again is going to involve something super evil, unless it's like, allying with Lord English/Caliborn? But that dude is breaking the afterlife and leaving nothing behind.

It's much more likely that John will meet Tavros, and either a.) suddenly have a name and a face for the guy Vriska killed, making him see her as much worse, or b.) he will think Vriska has found a troll boyfriend and be like "phew! so much for that d8, hahahaha! :B" while she is all "::::("
>> No. 69094
Well the two Breath Heroes finally met and John is stealing...Tavros' ring?

Actually I want to know what happens when a dead person goes to sleep?
>> No. 69095
....new theory: Tavros and John have an enormous nerdy slapfight while Vriska watches and drools in joy
>> No. 69098
>>69094

Perhaps the ring is what he was trying to take to give to Vriska.

Hopefully John keeps it and gives it to Vriska.
>> No. 69100
What if alpha session Prospit queen ring >:?
>> No. 69102
>>69100
This. Ring's got no kernel thingy orbs :U

Or maybe Droogs lost his BQ one at some point.
>> No. 69103
>>69094

TAVROS: iT'S, uHH, mINE,,, mY OWN,,, mY, uH, pRRRECIOUS,,,
>> No. 69105
Well it's clearly the ring Hussie was trying to give.
What properties it has beyond engagement is unknown.
>> No. 69107
>>69105
Maybe it's a ring that helps with all sorts of engagements.
>> No. 69108
>John trolling the shit out of Tavros just for giggles

It's everything I've ever wanted
>> No. 69109
Ahahahahahaha oh my God Tavros

Ten bucks says Vriska didn't know that a.) they were matesprits or that b.) he was going to pull this shit
>> No. 69111
>>69109
of course she knows, she probably made him search for it in the first place.
>> No. 69112
>>69111
Even if she does know, who here believes for a second that Vriska isn't going to totally encourage them to fight for her hand?

...wait, fuck that's totally expected, so Hussie will go somewhere else with it...
>> No. 69113
Don't forget, Vriska may know what John looks like from being a Trollian stalker, but John has never actually seen what she looks like!

I think this will be quite funny in a panel or two
>> No. 69114
Now that I think about it, isn't the Vriska who was so romantically interested in John back with the dead!John in a dream bubble? In that case, where does this one come from?

Also, I guess that means the Vriska/John romantic pairing is dead from when LE blew that universe to hell and back?
>> No. 69116
>>69114
The dream bubbles are not very stable. They shift, move, change and probably also bubble.
Which is why Vriska was not there when the John she'd talked to got reduced to nothing.
>> No. 69117
Oh God I can see it now.

>Vriska tosses Tavros aside
>"Joooooooohn!!!!!!!! ::::D Is that ring for meeeeeeee????????"
>":B how do you know my name, spider-woman?"
>...DOOF
>> No. 69118
Why is it that Vriska being a greedy asshole is kind of endearing, but when Tavros acts that way he is like the most obnoxious troll ever? I really hope they're not actually matesprits and this is all in his head.
>> No. 69119
>>69118
Except, he isn't really being greedy here. John is.
>> No. 69120
>>69119
He's being a possessive and entitled asshole about it, which come to think of it, is considered typical Taurus behavior. Trolls end up being a lot more like their signs than we'd been led to believe.
>> No. 69122
>>69114
It's the same Vriska. She was presumably chilling with the alt John until Gamzee prototyped her and Tavros's corpses and brought them back as a sprite à la Dream Jade, but then Tavrisprite self-destructed and Vriska and Tavros wound up in the dream bubbles together.
>> No. 69123
>>69122
> She was presumably chilling with the alt John until Gamzee prototyped her and Tavros's corpses and brought them back as a sprite à la Dream Jade
Actually she was on her own for a while before that. It was during that time that Hussie proposed to her.
>> No. 69124
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69124
>>69123
Ah, right. Can't believe I forgot that. But still, should be the same Vriska.
>> No. 69125
I'm pretty certain Vriska is not on the same page as Tavros about what exactly their relationship is.
>> No. 69126
>>69125
She's pretty much obsessed with him for some reason, and tried "redrom" (actually borderline rape) with him at least once. In troll speak, that's... pretty close to matespritship in Vriska's own sort of way?
>> No. 69131
Sudden, terrible thought:

What if she's not calling for him because of treasure? What if Vriska is screaming for Tavros because Lord English has found them?
>> No. 69134
>>69131
That's gotta be the least likely speculation for the next update that I've ever seen, and I've seen some unlikely shit.
>> No. 69136
So is Vriska hunting for pointless dream-treasure instead of trying to build an army to escape with? Whatever happened to that plan? I was looking forward to a recruit-off between her and Meenah.
>> No. 69137
>>69136

All we know is that she's tired of being jerked around by the afterlife/Hussie/what-have-you, so she wants to do something about it. Dunno what that might be, exactly. She doesn't need an army to combat the idea of the afterlife. Maybe she's getting Tavros to collect treasure for Meenah so she can get into her army, or trick her? Or maybe she's just giving Tavros menial tasks to do.

We don't really know what Vriska's deal is yet, what she thinks of Tavros or John, and what her exact plan is.
>> No. 69139
....God damn I love this update for some reason

>Vriska as chill exposition fairy
>totally dated Davesprite-Timeline John
>Tavros still all bLUH, bLUH
>no one knows who PM is ever
>John being John again
>> No. 69143
>>69136
>Whatever happened to that plan?
It never existed. All she mentioned she was planning on doing was, and I quote, to "start fucking some shit up".
>> No. 69144
Yeah okay but what the fuck was up with Tavros sleeping? What even happens if you sleep in the dream bubbles? Where do you go?
>> No. 69145
>>69139
Someone on tumblr put it best: "my favorite motif in homestuck is the motif of 'John Egbert has literally no fucking clue what is going on.' "

Also, god damn it's nice to see ol' Spider8itch 8ack in action.
>> No. 69149
Man I guess we wont find out what the deal was that Alt John made with his Denizen for a while more huh
>> No. 69150
>>69136
Aaaand there's your answer.
>> No. 69151
I feel like Tavros is going to outright punch John at this rate.
Well, if Vriska doesn't punch both of them to get their attention already.
>> No. 69152
So. Even bigger badguy than LE. Does such a thing exist, and if so, is it Hussie or is it us?
>> No. 69153
so Rufio(sic) Nitram is a thing.

And what was up with Tavros' typing quirk when he got all pissy? It started going all gamzee-like.

Also the secret treasure is the codpiece. Calling it now.
>> No. 69154
Roofio? Ruphio? Rufeeo? Rufioh?

Place your bets, folks.
>> No. 69155
I'm really enjoying these dialgoues slash pesterlogs again. It's been awhile since I enjoyed a good one.

Also, I was afraid of what others said and thought he'd be a straight up asshole, but he's pretty funny. I like him better now then when he was just some shy and aloof doof and was practically a living doormat.
>> No. 69156
I bet the treasure is the ring

ONLY it's not the ring ring. it's the FURTHEST RING.

Calling it. They need to find a giant finger to wear it.
>> No. 69157
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69157
>>69156
A giant finger, you say?
>> No. 69158
>>69153
> And what was up with Tavros' typing quirk when he got all pissy? It started going all gamzee-like.
That's him trying and failing to whisper inconspicuously. Vriska comments on it.
>> No. 69159
>>69154
I suggest Rufioh, because it has resonances with the monster-fighting animes.
>> No. 69162
>>69152

No, it's Gamzee.

He's the most important character in Homestuck, remember, and Hussie has an enormous boner for clowns.
>> No. 69165
Tavros is still terrible
Vriska is still p great
John is still undeniably the derp king, and also probably the best character

just like old times...
>> No. 69168
>>69152
I dare say I would tempt Hussie to reveal something like that.

>inb4 it's DMK AGAIN.
>> No. 69170
I'll have to admit that while I never really liked Tavros, this new brand of horrible suits him much better than the wimpy one.

Also, I really miss the kids, just talking to each other. And I wish this final flash would hurry up so we can return to the teens already.
>> No. 69172
I don't think Tavros has really changed. He just swears more often and gives Vriska more sass. Which he was already doing last time we saw him.
>> No. 69174
I'm placing bets on it being DD. He's shown more understanding of his situation than any other so-called game construct, and it is implied that he may have orchestrated LE's creation, whereas Gamzee is merely fitting events together as part of the puzzle. DD strikes me as a mastermind doing it for himself.
>> No. 69176
Gotta say it's nice getting to see what Vriska's been up to all this time.
I'd almost forgot why I enjoyed her so much in the first place. She's just so fucking cocky and full of herself it makes me smile like a madman.
>> No. 69177
>>69174

Would make sense, as the B2 sessions has been focusing quite a bit on DD. I guess we'll see in Act 6 Act 4 (whenever we finally get there, god damn this intermission is long) and what else he does besides killing everything with the red miles. (CMON DROOG YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN JACK)
>> No. 69180
>>69174
But what motivation does he have?
I mean, what could he possibly gain by orchestrating the rise of an immortal omnipotent omnicidal time-travelling universe-devouring reality-wrecking skull angel of double death?

The Horrorterrors (with whom the Dersites are allied) hate English, as do his boss the Condesce and Jack, his, uh, friend?. Unless Kurloz or Gamzee are somehow brainwashing or controlling him (it wouldn't be the first time, after all), I can't see him working for English under any circumstances.
>> No. 69181
>>69180
That's the point. Someone even bigger than LE wouldn't be working for him, but they certainly would use his creation as some vehicle for ulterior motives. DD is probably the most shady character in Homestuck.
>> No. 69182
>>69174

See, the problem with this line of thought is that we've already seen a super-prototyped game construct. Jack (Bec Noir version) is pretty much the epitome of the game constructs, and while DD is a fantastic character with much more of a schemer's aplomb, going back to a game construct seems like...a step backwards.

Lord English, it's implied, is Caliborn, who's a fellow player gone hopelessly bad, completely evil. As Jack was the epitome of construct opposition, he's the epitome of player opposition: put simpler, Jack is the hardest PvE fight in SBURB, English/Caliborn is the near-hardest PvP match.

The only thing that's going to be stronger than him is a player that was on the "right" side and then betrayed his friends--i.e., Gamzee.

Let's look at some other evidence:

-Gamzee is the most important character in Homestuck.
-Gamzee has demonstrated incredible power out of nowhere (the fight against the Black King)
-Gamzee is known for mimicry (his Jokerkind sylladex)
-Bards are known for their capability to save or destroy whole sessions
-Gamzee was the last person to talk to Doc Scratch
-HUSSIE FUCKING LOVES CLOWNS

I mean, I hope I'm wrong. I'm digging Caliborn, honestly, I hope we don't go the "and then AN EVEN WORSE MOTHERFUCKER THAN LORD ENGLISH SHOWS UP" route because that would just be stupid! But if there's an Even Worse Guy, it'll be Gamzee.
>> No. 69183
>>69182

-Oh, one more thing: Gamzee has been shown to have synergy with Li'l Cal. The real Li'l Cal, not Dirk's fake one.

Caliborn himself said the only purpose of that juju is to make the universe it inhabits into a nightmare.
>> No. 69184
>>69182
God, please no. We don't need more Gamzee. Anything but that.
>> No. 69189
>>69182
But I thought Li'l Cal was the most important character in Homestuck.
>> No. 69192
>>69183
Lil Cal as a juju isn't the cause, he is an indicator of an aberrant universe.
>> No. 69208
If a new enemy arises, it needs to be different than NEWANDIMPROVEDEXTRASTRONG3XCLEANINGPOWER.
It was what made Doc Scratch such a good villian, he was manipulative and scheming, as opposed to Jack's deathmurderkill. It was refreshing and interesting, would you rather be stabbed in the back or front?
Kurloz could be great as a team sabotaging mole. New forms of challenges, rather than "Oh jeez this again"
>> No. 69210
>>69208
Has everyone forgotten that the biggest asshole shown so far is the game itself? Add to that Calliope's theory that the game will make players turn on each other, and you end up having a potential evil easily bigger than LE.
>> No. 69211
>>69210
It'd even fit with LE's theme of Space Pimp.
>> No. 69214
>>69210
I still say it's Hal.
>> No. 69215
>>69210
It almost kills me that we may never know where Sburb originates and how it was created. I still feel Scratch is an underlying entity involved in it, other than LE. Like, some sort of devil figure who ensures LE does as intended. I may have said this before.
>> No. 69216
>>69215

There has to be some reason Caliborn has this immortality, such a strange game session, and integration into universes throughout all of paradox space. It'll probably have to do with the fundamentals of Sburb, so I'm looking forward to seeing what happens in his session.
>> No. 69217
>>69215
This is honestly the one thing I've been curious about since act 1.

What's probably going to happen is the same deal with the Green Sun

Everyone's probably going to come together and code the game in the first place and send it to the first ever universe (undoubtedly created by the Cherub's session in a paradox reacharound) so that all the universe's could exist in the first place
>> No. 69219
>>69215
I always liked to think that sburb had no origin, that there's an infinite amount of sessions and universes into the past with no fist one existing.
>> No. 69220
I think Calliope will be the one to write the code/create Sburb. She's the Muse of Space; the ultimate passive class paired with the aspect most closely associated with the creation of universes. And if we're to believe Jade, it's also connected to physics.

If Calliope ends up making Sburb, she has allowed for the creation of a possibly infinite number of universes. Through these sessions and universes, she's also establishing tiny pockets of conventional physics in the vast and eternal realm of space-time fuckery that is the Furthest Ring. After all, wouldn't it be incredibly appropriate for the Muse of Space to spread her dream/goal/influence throughout existence without actually doing much herself and the creation of countless races, societies and individuals, especially when considering that her opposite, the Lord of Time, is seemingly working to end reality itself?
>> No. 69221
>>69220
>to spread her dream/goal/influence throughout existence and thus allowing for the birth, life and death of countless universes, planets, races, societies and individuals without actually doing much herself?
FTFM
>> No. 69226
>>69220
I think she'll inspire others to do it for her, since that's what muses tend to do. The kids and trolls would most likely work on parts that play to their various specialties, with Sollux and Dirk probably handling most of the actual coding, Roxy maybe also coding but probably handling everyone else's IT problems, Jade advising them on how to make physics work, etc.
>> No. 69232
>>69220
>>69226
Oh and bonus points if the universes she/they end up indirectly creating somehow are able to repair the damage done by English.
>> No. 69233
Gankro said that the beta for part 3 of the walkaround should be coming out today.
>> No. 69234
>>69233
Andrew just said so on the tumblrs, too. There's going to be a brief testing phase and then it goes up in a few hours, hopefully.
>> No. 69236
Well shit. Damara is the creepiest troll in Homestuck.
>> No. 69238
It's up. Have fun trying to load the site.
>> No. 69239
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69239
I can just see the fanart now.
>> No. 69240
Is Dave starting to let slip his understanding of irony and appreciation of dated burns? I'm scared.
>> No. 69241
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69241
>horuss

>horse
>> No. 69242
lotta fun hidden stuff in this update
>> No. 69243
>See Vriska, John and Tavros
>Aw yis get to talk to Vriska as Meenah
>End of adventure
38(

Likewise can't get to that area as Damara. It just loops back to the first area when you try.
>> No. 69245
Back to business! First stop, Rufio!

*rufioh

... it's Dante. Like, straight up, this is how Dante Basco tumbles.

So many Hook references, oh my gog.

So Darkleer is Horuss. Not very original, but whatevs.

KANKRI GO AWAY.

Rufio(h) x Hussie OTP

Alright, Handmaid time.

... I don't like her.

Well, Horrus is... odd. I think I'd like him better if we saw the angry version of him instead of this weird smiling one.

Just how many phallic references can Hussie fit into one character?

"The Lost Weeaboos?" Now that's just silly.

Oh, Mituna and Latula are up here.

Latula, you are the best girlfriend be my waifu.

Oh sorry, I found my actual waifu. Hello, Kanaya.

Dave and Rose! Love these guys.

Kanaya and Dave exchanging rap lyrics. There is no part of this that isn't amazing.

Oh gog Gamzee's back.

I love how Meenah loves Dave's horrible rap lyrics.

The history of the Lost Weeaboos is... amazing.

This walkaround has some of the best music, and this last area is tops!

Andrew can't even keep his own characters straight.

Nice Kickstarter reference.
>> No. 69246
...Damara is the fucking best, Horuss would creep out even Equius, and Rufioh is beautifully underwhelming.

Seriously though, Damara's fantastic.

...Also, apparently Terezi <3< Gamzee is canon now, which makes basically zero fucking sense but whatever.
>> No. 69247
HUSSIE'S EXPOSITION STAND IS THE BEST FUCKING SHIT
>> No. 69250
>>69247
How do you make that a thing that happens?
>> No. 69251
>>69250
Head there as Damara
>> No. 69252
Rose why are you letting Gamzee scurry about the meteor.
This shit doesn't make no sense Rose, aren't you supposed to KNOW stuff?Dude's working for English.
>> No. 69253
>>69252
Have some faith in the seer, she knows way more stuff about what is about to go down than the readers.
>> No. 69254
>>69252
What I wonder is why Gamzee told her that he and Terezi were blackrom. He didn't want her to tell anybody, so why tell her in the first place? Is this another instance of Gamzee being really good at planning stuff, and he gave Rose this info for a reason, or was he just talking out of his ass about stuff and said something he shouldn't have?
>> No. 69255
Fuck all the trolls, sassy Rose is the best.

Aranea's Void exposition basically told us nothing about it except that it's simultaneously everything and nothing and that it can't truly be explained. HOW APPROPRIATE.
>> No. 69256
I love going to Aranea's stand as Damara.
>> No. 69258
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69258
Meenah and Dave? Be still my heart.

If we can somehow get Roxy and Vriska in there with them then I'll pretty much die happy.
>> No. 69259
So uh.
Is "you have to be a stoner to serve Lord English" a thing now or what?
>> No. 69260
>>69259
Stoners love Time Lords.
>> No. 69261
>>69259
Well LE is a pimp, pimp's often get thier tricks hooked on something to break 'em in, though usually its somthing harder like crack.
>> No. 69263
So I just finished my initial readthrough of Homestuck last night, catching up to where everyone else is. Am I reading the whole "only one can exist" Lil Cal thing as being related to Calliope/Calliborn even more than just Lil Cal becoming Doc Scratch and therefore Lord English's host body in some yet-unexplained way?
>> No. 69264
>>69263
There are a few theories floating about, but we don't really know how Lil' Cal relates to Calliope and Caliborn. There's still quite a few mysteries when it comes to those two; how was Caliborn able to "escape" his session, exactly what is a juju, how does Scratch play into the whole thing, etc.
>> No. 69267
Mmm. Tasty beverages.
Like mother, like daughter.
>> No. 69268
So Dave's started rapping 4 reelz while Rose's getting drunk. I don't know about Dirk, but Roxy apparently isn't allowed to drink any longer, what with her blackout. Are they picking up the habits their parents have to leave behind? I'm not sure how, or even if this is relevant, but hey.

Also, Kanaya sewed that dress.
>> No. 69270
>Rose's shitfaced grin

Pfaahahahaa
>> No. 69271
>Drunk girls are my fetish
>Okay, Roxxy can't get sloshed anymore, the comic is finally safe to read agai--
>Rose hiccuping

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKing goddammit

I madder than Karkat right now.
>> No. 69272
is it some kind of law that at least one lalonde must be drunk at all times?
>> No. 69273
So is this before or after Rose's date with Kanaya?
>> No. 69274
>>69273
Probably before. Because really drunk Rose going on a date with Kanaya is a lot more fun and shippy than watching really drunk Rose hang out with Dave post-date.

Then again, maybe this is post-date, since Rose is currently all dressed up and she didn't want to tell Dave what she was doing later. And once again, she's really fucking hammered.
>> No. 69275
So, is this a new dress Rose is wearing or just the "under" part of her God Tier outfit? For all we know her pseudo-pants are instead part of this leotard type thing she's wearing right now.

>Rose takes up alchemy/chemistry to make tasty drinks
>Oh hey look I figured out how to make alcohol
>Time to get KRUNK

I can only imagine where this will go, and all the places are wonderful.
>> No. 69276
>>69275
I think it's just a dress she alchemized. Or maybe Kanaya made it.
>> No. 69277
Am I the only one really disappointed about drunk Rose? It's like Hussie is saying the characters are doomed to be like their ancestors regardless of how they grew up. Also Roxy makes a cuter drunk teen, drunk Rose is just offputting.
>> No. 69278
>>69277
You've heard her say exactly one sentence while drunk. From which you seem to be able to accurately extrapolate that she's "off-putting" and that Roxy "makes a cuter drunk teen" than her?

And, you know, drinking alcohol and being a blonde female alone doesn't exactly turn you into Roxy. Or Mom Lalonde. Neither of those traits are all that uncommon, really.
>> No. 69279
>>69277

What >>69278 says is for true. Think about it. 3 years on a meteor with the same handful of people means you've got to find SOMETHING to do. Especially with Rose being the more sciencey of the Strider-Lalondes, her admission that she drank some while her dreamself was stuck in the doomed timeline, and evidence from the walk-around of her playing at alchemy/chemistry, brewing up some alcoholic beverages was pretty much inevitable. And at least this time she's not drinking alone, which would be the saddest of things.

Plus, I think the Characters of Rose and Roxy have been pretty well established to be quite different from one another, with or without the "Drunk" modifier. Just you watch. There's no denying that she's similar to Roxy (she is her genetic daughter, after all), but Rose is still very much Rose, whether or not she's got a few drinks in her.
>> No. 69280
Oh godddddddd.

Am I the only one turned on? I have the biggest boner
>> No. 69281
>>69280
Gross, mate.
>> No. 69282
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>>69279
So you're saying that Rose is Rose?
>> No. 69283
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69283
>>69281

No. . . no, he's right.

My face when it happened :|
>> No. 69284
Oh wow, hussie.

I can't fucking believe this shit.

let's take all the characterization

AND THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW
>> No. 69285
>>69284
Explain.
>> No. 69287
>>69285
You see, getting drunk is like taking all of your characterization

And throwing it out the window.
>> No. 69288
Seriously, no. Rose getting drunk doesn't mean that she's Roxy or that she's going against her prior characterization. Rose has always had an, uh, affinity for alcohol. Her cruxite item was a bottle. One of the first things she ever alchemized was magnetic vodka. There wasn't much seen of it during most of her session since she was too busy searching for answers, but it's always been there.

During her Strife with Mom, she rejects her "ironic negligence", that is, alcohol.
Upon first entering her Land, she was instructed by the Black Queen to "realize her purpose." She "suddenly feels empowered to make important decisions on her own without supervision. Parental or otherwise." She takes a sip from her Mom's martini, and...
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003442
Yeah.

Without going into a full-blown character analysis, I'd say that Rose drinking (on the meteor; the doomed timeline is another matter entirely) is a sign that she's grown up, and that she's come to terms with her Mom's alcoholism and her feelings towards her. One could perhaps also argue that she's exploring the more Void-y parts of her personality, since it slightly obfuscates her speech (and thoughts).

Either way, the Lalondes are horrible with alcohol. I bet the stuff Rose is drinking isn't even all that strong.
>> No. 69289
>>69288
What it means is drunken lesbian interspecies sex.
>> No. 69290
>>69288
I doubt it's a sign of her coming to terms with her mother's behaviour. I think it's far more likely she's trying to act mature or perhaps even trying to prove to herself that she can do all the things her mother did without being irresponsible and hurtful towards ones she cares about.
>> No. 69293
Fuck it could be Rose is a teenager and wants to have a drink since what the fuck else is she gonna do?
>> No. 69296
oh who cares it's funny

also, look at that snappy outfit and her little light earrings. do I smell new merch on the way>
>> No. 69297
>>69293
Not get drunk out of her ass and have sober fun like the rest of the meteor crew?
>> No. 69298
Hungover Rose.
That is all.
>> No. 69299
>>69297
So if she gets drunk this time, she's ruined forever? We have no way of knowing this is a regular thing for her now.
>> No. 69300
She wants to get good and hammered before her nerve-racking-but-doesn't-want-to-show-it date with Kanaya.
>> No. 69301
It seems unlikely, but for the sake of speculation, would it be possible that Mom's house was so so filled with booze it overwhelmed and killed Rose's ability to smell alcohol, so she didn't notice it was present in her drinks?
>> No. 69302
>>69301
Yeah that does seem pretty fucking unlikely.
In fact, it seems unlikely enough for me to seriously consider giving the "least likely speculation" award to you instead of the "Vriska is not shouting for Tavros, she's screaming for help" guy.
>> No. 69305
that last page is going down in Homestuck history, I guarantee
>> No. 69306
"classy lesbians"
>> No. 69307
Why is Kan wearing a short sleeved shirt all of a sudden, did Hussie forget his own basic look Kanaya ?
>> No. 69308
this gonna end in tears
>> No. 69309
>>69307
She's dressing down for the date.
>> No. 69311
>>69284

Yeah, because Roxy is totes prone to long-winded philosophical diatribes about the indivisible nature of the apple and how mythological symbolism affects said fruit. That's definitely part of her character.

Seriously, drunk Rose is adorable, don't even front.

Also I am imagining the anguish in that "I FORGOD ABOUT OUR DATE!!!! :c" and it makes me want to hug her
>> No. 69312
I cannot help but imagine a multitude of double chins in the final page of the update
>> No. 69313
I feel like Andrew's really having a lot of fun doing Homestuck again.
>> No. 69315
FUCKING GAMZEE

What is he even DOING
>> No. 69316
Oh fuck, Gamzee's gone murderhobo again. Horrorstuck II, electric boogaloo incoming
>> No. 69317
>>69316
Did he ever stop being a murderhobo?
>> No. 69318
Maybe he's not in murder mode. Maybe the honking is him hate-snogging Terezi
>> No. 69319
>>69318
Can you feel the hate tonight?
The loathing that clown brings~?
>> No. 69320
>>69313

It's a shame the same can't be said about me reading it.
>> No. 69321
>>69320
poor baby
>> No. 69322
>>69316
Clowntroll with a shotgun
>> No. 69323
>>69318

Please, for the love of all things holy, don't let this be it.
>> No. 69324
GAMZEE NO
GAMZEE
THE LESBIANS ARE GETTING CLASSY AGAIN
GAMZEE GO AWAY
>> No. 69325
>>69324
if you say "classy lesbian" one more time i will murder you
>> No. 69326
>>69324
if you say "classy lesbian" one more time i will murder you
>> No. 69329
I just became an official Rose/Kanaya shipper. This is so incredibly fucking adorable.
>> No. 69331
What if Rose got drunk because she knows Gamzee has to murder her for the session to have the best chance of defeating lord english?

Naahhh I have more faith in Hussie than that...
>> No. 69332
To those who said that Drunk Rose was just like Drunk Roxy => HA!

Feel the burn.
>> No. 69333
No, Gamzee. Bad Gamzee. What are you even doing here? Go away, shoo!
>> No. 69334
I doubt Gamzee would show his face to these two. Rose doesn't seem to have a beef with him, but Kanaya pretty much wants to slice him in half.

Also, these last few pages have been rather enjoyable for me, but probably not for the same reason as most people. For ages now I've seen countless attempts to portray Kanaya and Rose as a couple. It's probably one of the strongest ships in the series, despite the fact that, until very recently, neither of them had even hinted that they might have feelings for the other. It always irked me that it was almost impossible to find anything that involved the two of them (who play off each other quite well just being friends) that didn't pair them romantically, almost always casting Kanaya as the bashful little girl crushing on the sassy Ms. Lalonde.

Now that it's actually happening, it's Rose who is stressed out by the prospect and Kanaya hadn't even read into the invitation enough to plan for any romantic involvement and, once she discovers Rose's intentions, she takes it all in her stride. I find it a refreshing twist on what had become to me a very tired setup.
>> No. 69336
>>69331
If you're talking about Rose, that doesn't seem either heroic or justified.
>> No. 69338
Alright, I'll concede and say this exchange between Rose and Kanaya is pretty dang adorable. This is coming from someone who is not much of a shipper.
>> No. 69343
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69343
Ew, what is going on with Kanaya's eyeball there.
>> No. 69344
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69344
And she also has no cast shadow. Nice touch, Hussie.
>> No. 69345
>>69344
She's the light source, there's no touch here, she just has no business casting shadows.
>> No. 69346
Well that escalated quickly.
>> No. 69347
Shit Just Got Real HDyoutube thumb
>> No. 69348
And there she goes
>> No. 69349
>>69345
Her clothes would be casting a shadow
>> No. 69350
THIS IS SO AWKWARD AND CUTE AND HUSSIE IS GONNA RUIN IT ALL
>> No. 69351
THIS IS SO AWKWARD AND CUTE AND HUSSIE IS GONNA RUIN IT ALL
>> No. 69352
>Brace for Rose falling down the stairs in her drunken stupor, taking Kanaya with her.
>> No. 69353
>Hussie
>allowing ships to sail

I still don't buy it. Something bad's going to happen.
>> No. 69354
I think we're forgetting that this has launched the far more important ship of Rose ♣ Gamzee ♣ Terezi

ONE TRUE AUSPISTICISM
>> No. 69355
Shit Huss is serious about this isn't he? Like that's a legit end game ship there.
>> No. 69356
>>69355
I... I don't know. :( I mean, this is the first kiss we've seen that didn't involve a dreamself revival. They're long time friends, haven't really expressed any romantic interest in anyone since they met and have both outgrown some of their more troubling and/or self-destructive behaviours (unlike say, Karkat). And they really do go well together, they even have that Light thing going.

But Rose/Kanaya is also one of the more popular ships, Kanaya hasn't really expressed her feelings about all this (apart from, well, kissing back) and this is Hussie we're talking about. And with Vriska dead and Rose unavailable, who is John supposed to get together with???
>> No. 69357
With both the ladyship and guyship (even if a breakup is imminent) quota met, will that be it for any and all official non-straight pairs?
>> No. 69358
>>69356
Vriska is not dead, though. She's dreambubble dead, yeah, but that means she's still around.
Beta Dave and beta John are dead-dead. And it seems likely that the carapaces and humans we've seen die are dead-dead, too. AR, WQ, Dad, Mom, etc.
>> No. 69359
>>69356
Who's John got left? Well I see it going one of three ways:
1) Vriska gets revived (unlikely)
2) Roxy (possible)
3) no one/celibate hero end (also possible)
>> No. 69360
>>69359

I would've said not long ago that Celibate End was most likely for John, but Jade and Dave Sprite's relationship seems to have stirred some jealousy/motivation in him. I think dating a ghost goes fine with John's ghostbusters motifs..
>> No. 69361
DEAR GOD, that was just.
I mean WOW.
>> No. 69363
Haha oh man, what a thing to wake up to. Rose Lalonde: drunken lady killer. Show me this troll thing you call love *smoulder*

>>69356

It will be JohnxRoxy and DavexJane so that Dave can finally have the depraved sexy momswap party of his dreams~♪
>> No. 69364
Johnny boy is running out of ladies to date.
>> No. 69365
>Rose hooks up with Kanaya
>all anyone seems to be talking about is that John has no one to stick his dick into.

hahahaha. Though I do hope Roxy/John becomes a thing, John's basically Roxy's ideal guy.
>> No. 69367
>>69365
It's mostly because John has had shiptease with both Vriska and Rose. Before we were introduced to the alpha kids all other possible love interests were either dead, guys, a lesbian, unavailable or Rose. But now the "canonical" ships are ruined and people are gonna have to start over.
>> No. 69368
FUCKING TOUCHDOWN
TO THE ROSEMARY TAGS
>> No. 69369
>>69365
It would make <a href="http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005768">this</a> a lot more hilarious in retrospect.
>> No. 69370
>>69364
I did not realize this was a thing anyone cared about.
>> No. 69371
>>69352
I actually assume it will have somethiing to do with Gamzee probably being in the air vent.
>> No. 69372
>>69369
idun geddit
>> No. 69373
>>69372
"CG: OR ROSE'S ADULT WOMAN LUSUS. MAYBE A DEAD WOMAN SWEEPS YOUR SENIOR IS MORE YOUR CUP OF SAUCE, SINCE APPARENTLY YOU ARE "NOT A HOMOSEXUAL", WHATEVER THAT EVEN MEANS, NOT EVEN TO SPEAK OF YOUR RACE'S ABSURD QUALMS WITH THE NOTION OF INCEST, WHICH AGAIN, STILL SORT OF WONDERING HOW THAT CAN EVEN BE A THING.
EB: er...
CG: IS THAT YOUR GAME, EGBERT. HAVE YOU HAD YOUR EYE ON MADAME LALONDE, AND YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A CONVENIENT RESURRECTION OPPORTUNITY TO BUST OUT YOUR MOST PASSIONATE SMOOCHMOTIFS KEPT IN RESERVE? AND IN FRONT OF HER DEAD FEMALE "OFFSPRING" NO LESS! JUST SHAMEFUL. "
>> No. 69374
Thank goodness for horribly cliche pickup lines. For a second there I was terrified that the scene would cut straight to Terezi and juggalo troll hate makeouts.
>> No. 69375
So when can we expect Jade and Karkat hooking up?
>> No. 69377
>>69368
I've always hated that ship name.

>>69375
Not after all the subtext Hussie's spent on Jade/Dave
>> No. 69378
Jesus living fuck I want to piss down the throat of the MSPA forums and tumblr right now until they drown I cannot turn around without tripping over a butthurt Grimdorks shipper or someone going "TEREZI IS A SLUT/A BAD PERSON" over her going spades for Gamzee

I never thought I'd say this but thank you to you guys for being comparatively sane so far
>> No. 69380
>>69378
>tumblr
why would you even
>> No. 69381
WELP

If you called that Rose was going to forget the STAIRS.......

then yeah you called the blatantly obvious

Gamzee stop honking you piece of fuck, just go away. Aren't you supposed to be babysitting Caliborn?!?
>> No. 69382
First thing I thought of http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001571

>drunk happen xRose combobob
Hussie that doesn't even make fucking sense
>> No. 69383
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69383
>> No. 69384
>#awkwardfirstkissstories #kanayaimfallingforyou #stairingintoyoureyes #seer:descend
>> No. 69385
>>69377
You really think subtext matters?
>> No. 69386
Rose is going to get knocked out and end up in the dream bubbles, where she will proceed to drunkenly make out with John too, calling it now. Hussie has to make it up for us John/Rose shippers and keep things vague.
>> No. 69388
>>69386
The funniest thing I've read all day, thanks.
>> No. 69389
hussie
im afraid your trolling isnt fooling anyone this time
>> No. 69390
slightly better but still not up to your usual standard
>> No. 69391
Dat winking Trollian logo

It's kinda nice to see that old thing again
>> No. 69392
winking Trollian head, worth it.
>> No. 69393
General consensus is Vriska and Meenah will be at each others' throats black-wise.

I'm betting on a bored exchange of "sup"
>> No. 69394
>>69393
p much
>> No. 69396
>>69393
Ten bucks says they totally hit it off, providing Karkat with a really solid excuse not to join the Ghost Army--does he really want to hang out with VRISKA for the foreseeable sweeps of his life? And Tavros. Just those two. Think about that shit, Karkat, this was like your least favorite duo of people to deal with.
>> No. 69397
>>69396
Except Vriska doesn't want in on that chump army scheme, and Karkat only has to deal with them when he's asleep.
>> No. 69398
>>69397
Yeah, Vriska says that now, but if she and Meenah actually get along they'll probably come to some equilibrium on what to do about the destruction of the afterlife--maybe Meenah tags along after the Ultim8 Weapon or decides to dispatch the one dude she's got to go accompany that expedition while she scrounges up more forces.

Both are good fucking reasons not to "jump off the meteor", like KK said he was going to do, because again, he probably wants Adventures With Vriska, Tavros, and Sometimes John Maybe like he wants a big hole in his pan.
>> No. 69399
>>69378
>Jesus living fuck I want to piss down the throat of the MSPA forums and tumblr right now until they drown I cannot turn around without tripping over a butthurt Grimdorks shipper or someone going "TEREZI IS A SLUT/A BAD PERSON" over her going spades for Gamzee
You know, I'm a bit of a grimdorks shipper myself, but c'mon. Rose/Kanaya is cute, and it's not like Rose and John was a thing that Rose is turning her back on or anything. How can you be butthurt? Especially in a comic where the status quo changes so much.
>> No. 69400
>>69393
I'm taking the wildcard bet on some hot thief-on-thief action
>> No. 69401
>>69398
> the Ultim8 Weapon
Am I the only one who's almost certain that Vriska's wrong about it being a weapon she's looking for? The way she so casually made that assumption just screams "Vriska's being wrong genre savvy again."

I guess it COULD be that gun that fires Cueballs that Hussie had, but I feel like it's probably going to be something more innocuous, like the combined Jujus of Calliope and Calliborn or something.

Or maybe another Lil' Cal. Because only one can exist, meaning that the one that's currently Doc Scratch and therefore Lord Englishs's host body might be the one that stops existing.
>> No. 69402
>>69401
Yeah it being a straightforward ULTIMATE gun/hammer/horse dildo/whatever would be pretty boring. And hey, the last final boss was finished off with a snoop dogg bust and four pieces of candy corn. So yeah I doubt it'll be what Vriska expects it to be.
>> No. 69403
>>69401
Theory time. The weapon is Calliope. Both spidertrolls are unknowingly after the same thing.
>> No. 69404
>>69403
I wonder about that. Because unless I've read everything wrong, Calliope is dormant inside Caliborn, and the way to "find Calliope" would be to say her name--which Roxy knows, meaning Roxy's the key to waking her up again.

But the fact that Lord English is looking for her too calls some of that into question. Did she get separated from him somehow? Did his taking over Doc Scratch's body leave the body free for Calliope? There's still so much we don't know about the Cals.
>> No. 69405
>>69404
The problem is that we don't know whether Calliope is "dead" or simply dormant. If she's dead, how did he, well, kill her? They both share a body. Would taking that body kill her or just put her into a permanent state of sleep? If he did, how did he even accomplish that? If she's dead, she's not inside his body and shouldn't be a threat even if someone calls her name out, unless she happens to know his greatest weakness or something similar. But if she's just asleep, wouldn't killing her in the dreambubbles wake her up again, possibly putting him to sleep instead?

Egh, it's hard to speculate about this. I'm guessing there's some metaphysical shit going on. Caliborn might have found a way to separate Calliope's personality/soul from their body, but how would he go about doing that?
>> No. 69406
>>69404
Here's how I read it.
Definition: Let's call the thing that makes a person that person, but is not a body, a "soul".
Souls have been shown to inhabit different bodies. They get swapped around between real- and dreamselves when they go to sleep/wake up. When a body goes unconscious (or dead) without another one to contain the soul, it gets forced into the dream bubbles, manifesting as a projection. The soul is vulnerable here, and can be destroyed as demonstrated by LE's hyper beam thing.

Calliope and Caliborn are two souls linked to the same body. Originally, this worked out by having one soul in the body and one in its dreamself at all times. But when Caliborn killed Calliope's dreamself, her soul didn't have a backup body to go to. Which is why, as soon as Caliborn took over the body, her soul was forced into the bubbles, thus made vulnerable to be destroyed. That is why LE is looking for her.

Now the weird thing is, of course, that we saw what looked like LE's body being created, when he was born out of Doc Scratch. But I'm pretty sure that, for the purposes of the whole soul thing, it's still the same body. It's certainly missing the leg and the tooth, and Doc Scratch was pretty specific about LE being summoned, not created.

How exactly Cal and Scratch play into this entire business, though? No idea.
Although I do have a hunch that the phrase "Cherub reproduction sure is weird!" may pop up.
>> No. 69407
>>69405
>>69406
In a nutshell, LE is like a fiduspawn except without the oogonibomb. Come to think of it, Rufioh mentioned that Meenah using the tumor to blow everyone up made him think of fiduspawn. Throwaway dialogue, or clue to how Caliborn set himself up in his own session to be recreated in another session?
>> No. 69419
>>69407
Seems like something the little bugger would do.

I am honestly excited to see more of him, and I hope he ruins Vriska's shit--not because I dislike Spidertroll or Meenah, the Thieves are rad as hell. but 1.) Vriska never has the right instinct about this kind of shit, she always thinks she's got everything on lock and then it blows up in her face, so for her to be right would be boring and 2.) I want to get more of Caliborn the character, as opposed to English the invincible obstacle.

>>69380
I was going to say that there are some things on tumblr that are cool, and then I remembered that today I found an anti-"shitty HS ships" tumblr that shits all over Karkat and Terezi being a thing, but totally supports Gamzee <3 Karkat, and has all these epistolary posts about how non-canon John and Dave are as a couple, then goes "FUCK YEAH JOHN <3 KARKAT XD"

So no, tumblr needs to be on fire, forever.
>> No. 69428
>>69419
I have some weird feeling that LE is a puppet like Scratch but not as traditional. Some asshole ventriloquist is actually behind it all. Like a "you were so busy trying to look at the man behind the curtain that you didn't look up to see who was pulling the strings" type of deal.
>> No. 69433
I'm more interested in Meena meeting Feferi, since they can argue over whose alternate version wrecked the other's planet worse.
>> No. 69438
>>69433
Both if them despised everything their ancestors stood for, and from what we know about both Beforus and Alternia's empresses, their other-universe counterparts aren't much different from them in goals. Feferi and Meenah would have a black rivalry to match Karkat's self hatred.
>> No. 69442
>>69428

You know, the more I think about it, the more I think that puppeteer is in fact Caliborn himself--especially given his nature as a Time player.

What have we always seen from Time players? Loads and fucking loads of duplicate selves. Dave has them. Aradia has them. Damara mentioned having them.

Lord English may not just be Caliborn's future self, he may be different iterations of Caliborn's future self each time he appears; drawing on Aradia's soulbots, he might even be a constructed-ish body for the cherub's soul that Caliborn has time-duplicated and sent back and forth infinitely through the timelines.

I actually really like the implication that Caliborn is hardcore enough to use versions of himself as game pieces. Coldest-blooded Time player yet.
>> No. 69443
>>69442
It'd be amazing if all his clone pawns are super ripped skull monsters, but he himself is still the same as we last saw him.
>> No. 69445
>>69443

That would be fucking hilarious.
>> No. 69448
apparently there won't be any updates for a while, hurricane Sandy's flooded the building MSPA's server resides in.
>> No. 69472
Sites back.
Nothing new, but its back.
>> No. 69473
Plenty new now! hooray for text-heavy Flashes
(Have not fully scanned the enormous crowd of dead people but Sailor Damara [Sailor Beforus???] is definitely a thing)
>> No. 69474
>>69473
March Eridan, Sailor Damara and Tuxedo Rufioh, Maid Equius, Fursuit Horuss, Coolkid Terezi, Fairy Tavros, Leggings Kankri, and one of the more popular Rogue god tier designs was implemented into canon.. it's too much to beaaaar

Anyway. Hussie left us with yet another cliffhanger. I get the feeling Lord English arrived right there at the end, except we didn't get to see it. What's the deal with that ring?
>> No. 69475
Are they. Seriously comparing fashion styles. I can't tell if this iinteraction s the most adorable thing, or most awkward thing.
>> No. 69476
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69476
Pretty close
>> No. 69477
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69477
Think we can all agree the Rogue god duds are the sweetest.
>> No. 69478
the mask makes the rogue look kind of dumb i think
>> No. 69479
Oh shit you guys, wasn't this clusterfuck Vriska's plan all along? Everybody gonna ghost-die.
>> No. 69480
>>69474
>>69477
>one of the more popular Rogue god tier designs

I've never seen it, but this looks like it could actually be a pretty sweet design. The problem is that it's just so pixelated! Anyone know where I could find this design rendered in a slightly less small manner?
>> No. 69481
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69481
Oh wait I also just found this.
Does this mean we now have...
ALL the God Tier outfit designs?
>> No. 69482
I liked all the alt designs more for the theif.
They looked better.
>> No. 69484
Thief looks boring compared to Rogue. Masks are beast. Why no high collar for Mage tho
>> No. 69489
>>69481
>The Seer and Mage god tier outfits both have those squiggly line thingies from the dreamself pyjamas
I guess that's one step closer to confirmation that the two are a pair.

Seriously though, as horribly ridiculous as it sounds, it makes me a little frustrated to compare the god tier outfits. Why didn't you make them up all at the same time Hussie, now we've got incredibly bland stuff like the Thief and Heir outfits next to awesome designs like Knights and Rogues... why doesn't the Thief outfit have a vest whyyy
>> No. 69490
>>69480
Well, here's one that's pretty similar. It's got the mask and the boots, at least:
>>69295
>> No. 69492
So I'm guessing that the super weapon Vriska is looking for is gonna end up being the ring John got from Tavros.
>> No. 69493
Nice to see Caliborn's as charming as always...
>> No. 69494
I think Vriska just went Bankai...
>> No. 69499
>>69479
I was honestly surprised the Flash didn't end with LE just blowing everyone in the bubble up.
>> No. 69500
>>69492
Didn't Meenah find that ring with some regular treasure in a chest though? Why would a prototyping ring be in a dream bubble chest?
>> No. 69501
So now that we've gotten to meet all the ancestor trolls, how do they measure up?

Top tier: Meenah, Porim, Latula
High tier: Mituna, Kurloz, Rufioh
Mid tier: Kankri, Meulin, Aranea
Low tier: Cronus, Damara
Crap tier: Horuss
>> No. 69502
>>69501
Good: Meenah, Aranea, Porrim
Meh: Rufioh
Horrible: Latula, Mituna, Meulin, Kurloz
EVEN WORSE: Cronus, Horuss, Damara, Kankri
>> No. 69503
Boss tier: Meenah
Pretty coolkid tier: Latula, Porrim, Aranea, Mituna
Alrightier: Horuss, Rufioh, Damara, Kurloz, Meulin
Meh: Kankri, Cronus
>> No. 69506
Condesce Tier: Meenah (she's the best yo)
Awesome Tier: Aranea, Meulin, Damara, Kurloz (Aranea is an adorable nerd, Meulin is the cutest in the god damn universes, and the latter two are rad fucking villains--the evil juggalo high priest and the slutty wicked witch. What's not to love?!?)
Good Tier: Porrim, Latula, Mituna (Cool dudesr all, but didn't draw . jume in as much I guess?)
Bluh Tier: Horuss, Rufioh (These two were kind of a letdown. Rufioh especially, for some reason)
Oh God No Tier: Kankri
FUCK THAT Tier: Cronus ( wORST BY A NAUTICAL MILE)
>> No. 69508
I can honestly say I hate most of them. Meenah, Aranea and Porrim are the only likeable ones and the rest are just... horrible. Which sort of was the point, I guess. But let's break it down:

AWESOME TIER: Meenah, Aranea, Porrim (all three of them are interesting, unique and strong without being cliches or jokes)
MEH TIER: Rufioh (kinda lame), Latula (horribly fake and annoying. would probably be cool if she'd just lower her defences like the other knights have), Meulin (Nepeta with .gifs? plz no), Damara (if you haven't read her translated dialogue, do it. still, not interesting), Mituna (I feel sorry for him)
FUCK THESE PEOPLE: Kankri, Cronus, Kurloz, Horuss (obvious reasons are obvious)
>> No. 69509
2cool4skool: Meenah, Porrim
Would brofist: Mituna, Rufioh, Damara
...Hrm: Aranea, Latula
Terrible: Kurloz, Horuss, Meulin
Would probably be satisfied if they double-died on-screen, bottom of the barrel, pig disgusting: Kankri, Cronus
>> No. 69512
You're ok tier: Aranea, Horuss, Mituna
You were ok until Hussie said you were a replacement goldfish for Feferi because he doesn't like her (even if that was a joke) tier: Meenah
I would have liked you maybe if you weren't a pre-scratch troll and didn't have a stupid name tier: Porrim
Get the fuck out of this comic tier: everybody else

I don't think any of them needed to exist though, everything they will do could have been accomplished by established troll characters. Meenah and Aranea would be acceptable if they were the only ones. More cast bloating and 3 flashes for these guys was exactly what Homestuck didn't need.
>> No. 69513
Yeah, it's my hope that the only Pre-Scratch trolls that get any character focus from here on in are Meenah and Aranea. I don't hate the other pre-scratchers, but they don't seem to serve much purpose outside of giving us an idea what the pre-scratch characters were like (and annoying Karkat, which is always funny, and giving us that adorable moment between Karkat and Terezi when she was stressing over how much more "rad" her obnoxious predecessor was), which they've done now.
>> No. 69514
To be honest, the only pre-scratch trolls I have any sort of feelings for are:

Meenah, Aranea, Porrim = awesome
Mituna, Cronus = jesus fuck I either hate you because you're a) incomprehensible or b) disgusting
>> No. 69517
Looks like everyone's excited for the adult Beforus trolls to get expounded upon.
>> No. 69523
Top tier: Meenah, Aranea
High tier: Mituna, Porrim, Cronus
Mid tier: Damara, Meulin,
Low tier: Kurloz, Rufioh, Horuss, Latula
No: Kankri

I like Meenah and Aranea the best as they're the only ones that really matter. Porrim is cool but she doesn't stand out other than her stance on feminism, and we already have Kanaya so...

Mituna gets props as he's cool and he's Sollux with a more enjoyable personality/quirk and actually did something. That's it.

And I don't know what it is with you people but i like Cronus. He's entertaining. Sure, he's a looser, but scum? Have you seen Gamzee or Kurloz? Plus, I'm sure he never did anything as bad like kill his love in front of Karkat right after he knocked out his rival or destroy the only hope left of repopulating trolls and then kill Kanaya right afterwards. Remember how bad that shit was? Oh right, he hits on people. How disgusting

But, like >>69512 >>69513 said, I don't care for any of these trolls except Meenah and Aranea. None of these trolls really seem to matter to the plot at large except for Kurloz I guess. And they don't serve a purpose like B2 kids do except to bloat up the cast.
>> No. 69524
Hey yo so what are Aranea or I guess Latula even doing, they're not doing their damn jobs. It's pretty obvious what's going to happen at this point. You'd think the Beforan Light player or Seer would know what's up instead of getting swept up in the clusterfuck, or is Rose the only one really equipped for that?
>> No. 69528
>>69523
>Cronus
>not horrible
Did you miss that part where he actually molested Mituna while telling him what a disgusting retard he was? Or how he claims to be ~human greaser~ for attention? Or when he hooked up with that unpleasant guy who killed his love and destroyed the only hope of the their race, who also happens to be his dancestor?
>> No. 69530
>>69524
>Latula
I'm guessing you mean Terezi. Her Seer power is to know the outcome of an individual's decisions, but from what we've seen so far it seems more focused on preventing doomed timelines, so its use in this situation is unclear. Aranea, while a Light player, isn't good for this sort of thing either. While Rose's power is to see connections and what needs to happen to achieve the most fortuitous outcome and would likely be able to figure out what's going on, Aranea's role is to help others heal and develop through illuminating underlying facts and helping them see things for what they really are, which is why she's so obsessed with exposition. She could probably explain in detail the many small events that led up to this point, but she can't know what will happen next. And then there's Kankri, but foresight or a deeper understanding of events and outcomes likely wouldn't be his area of expertise even if he wasn't worthless.

If anyone should know better, it's Vriska. While she isn't the most cautious person around, you could say that everything's going according to her plan... except she seems to completely have forgotten that there currently is a huge gathering which is incredibly likely to have gotten English's attention by now.
>> No. 69535
>>69530
>except she seems to completely have forgotten that there currently is a huge gathering which is incredibly likely to have gotten English's attention by now.
I think that actually is her plan. Everyone there will be obliterated except for her, Tavros, Aradia, Sollux, and hopefully Meenah and Aranea.
>> No. 69537
>>69535
but then who is going to be a distaction next time she needs english to shatter something

and also meenah would probably be pissed, she just had like 16 god tiers all gathered in one place
>> No. 69554
>Dancestor
Am I the only one who is confused by this unprompted pun term?

Just wondering if there is an actual reason the characters began to use this term in the last flash (html5? I don't know what to call them anymore. I guess just "animation".)
>> No. 69555
>>69554
>dancestor
Decendant-ancestor
>> No. 69556
>>69554
Porrim was the first to use it. It's not a very good portmanteau, but it does the job.
>> No. 69558
okay, does nobody see the significance of John being able to remove an object from a dream bubble? I mean seriously, what are the implications of this? could other things be brought back and forth? is this something only god tiers can do? and what about that whole thing where Vriska invaded WV's dream? could this be related? what's is this guy's even his PROBLEM?
>> No. 69559
I figured it was actually a non-dream-bubble ring that was brought to the outer ring somehow.
>> No. 69560
>>69558
This is not the first case we've seen of an item being brought out of the bubbles. Gamzee did the same thing with that cod piece, and apparently also the rest of the outfit.
>> No. 69566
Heck, Meenah managed to leave the bubble temporarily to visit the meteor, right?

...that raises the question of what the real limits of being a bubble-ghost are, actually. Bubble-ghosts can be killed, they can hold physical objects, interact with the living, and they're not tied to their dream bubbles apparently. So are they essentially the same as dreamselves or something?
>> No. 69585
>>69566

Well in the case of Meenah going on the meteor it was physically passing through the bubble, so she never really left the bubble.
>> No. 69589
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>>69585
Yeah, that. Plus, we've seen Dirk's dream projection try to leave a bubble here: ?s=6&p=007127. Didn't work. It seems reasonable to assume that dead people work the same way, since they're also not bound to a "physical" body. That is, one that originated in a place that's not the bubbles.
>> No. 69591
>>69560
oh. right. totally forgot about that. guess it's not a god tier thing, then. but why can objects leave the bubbles but not people? maybe people can leave the bubbles after all? just have to have some alive guy yank them out. I dunno.
Homestuck is freakin' weird.
>> No. 69593
>>69591
Yeah there's a lot of unanswered questions regarding all those dream bubble items. We also don't know where they come from, if they're just memory projections or something else. Or Vriska's maps. Why do those exist?
>> No. 69594
>>69593
Dave made those maps.
>> No. 69608
next update someone makes a new thread ok
>> No. 69613
This thread lasted a while, yikes.
>> No. 69616
well today's the day maybe
>> No. 69617
just caught up on the story and i have a quick question
what's with daves socially awkward distance with dirk? is there some subtle underlying detail i've skipped over or what?
>> No. 69618
>>69617
By "Dirk" do you mean the scratched version of his brother, or the original?
>> No. 69673
>>69618
I mean post scratch Dirk.
>> No. 69682
>>69673
Well, they had a pretty complex relationship. Dave idolized Bro, but he was also a bit afraid of him, I guess, due to his freaky hobbies and general weirdness. During their session Dave went through this whole character arc of self-loathing and stepping out of Bro's shadow and establishing himself as his own person, and grieved for a bit after finding his body... but while Rose accepted most of her Mom's faults and came to see their relationship in a new light, Dave never got to properly sort out his issues with Bro. And then, out of literally nowhere, a younger version of his Bro appears in a dream bubble, takes his sleeping kid Mom and disappears.

I actually thought he'd take it a bit worse than he did.
>> No. 69697
>>69682
Ok I see what you mean.
Now I'm curious as to how he'll react when they meet.
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