we fem english now

Looks like uu is probably on the other side of the room.

>>66383
It's not very hard to imagine that being directly affected by LE and given some of his time powers could drastically change how a carapace normally looks.

Or they're mentally handicapped offshoots of LE, or ectobiologenetically engineered, or y'know... whatever.

>random slabs of meat all over the floor

Well that's not alarming at all. Especially seeing as her and UU are the only living things on their planet.

>>66410
Watch as the scene pans out to reveal an asteroid filled with living meat trees.

>>66410
uu DID state that he really likes meat and candy, and UU mentioned in a chatlog that he completely fucked up her room. The fact that the meat is raw is still disconcerting, though.

Wow, that blank white circle isn't ominous in the slightest!

http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006708

Oh hm well lookit there.

>I believe heartily in the giggles of all the cherubs in heaven and the metric tonnes of special stardust they consume each day to fuel their laughter.

That's probably what that cereal looking box is for.

>>66413

Scratch's head?

Ooooh shit.
uu is a walking Saw reference.
UU is wearing a shackle with uu's symbol on it, on her left leg.
Pic related shows someone with that shackle on the left and an UU shackle on the right.

All incarnations of LE have a pegleg on the right.

>>66416
The Green Sun?

>>66418
Yeah, first thing I thought of was this.
A black hole draining matter from a massive star.

>>66419
uu taking the power from skaia? It would explain why it turned dark.

The picture of UU right next to it blowing a kiss right at it confuses me though.

The candies are Jujubes.

Juju....

>>66414
>the metric tonnes of special stardust they consume each day to fuel their laughter

Is that special stardust like drugs to cherubim?

>>66426
I think what we really need to look at is, isn't that the shit Gamzee blows in his and other peoples' faces?

The ~ATH book is on her desk. And Scratch's holster is on her coat hanger.

Interesting.

>>66427
Yeah, but I think he uses it because it's part of his weird juggalo religion. If UU and uu really are his mirthful messiahs like a lot of people think, then them using special stardust for something actually fits pretty well.

>>66417
good theory

Stardust is only a small part of a universe. Both UU and uu need to consume a bit of the universes to survive. UU was withholding the truth from Roxy when she said the death of universes happens for reasons beyond their understanding, because she didn't want her friends to know she may be the one gradually eating theirs. Guess uu got a bit too greedy.

>>66432
Not a theory. All but obvious now.

gotta give credit to hussie, not many comics show aliens being otherkin to other aliens

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/79135/nsfwizardology/
is this what i think it is

>>66437
if you think it's a shitty kids' book about wizards that andrew defaced 3 years ago yes that is exactly what you are thinking it is

>>66441
The book's written content is cheesy but its production value is pretty damned impressive. It's actually a shame because it's rare to see that much care put into publications these days. Book was probably worth a small fortune.

>>66410

Ham and Steak. Hamsteak.

The Juju Modus seems like a comedic disaster waiting to happen which is par for the course in this comic.

Theres a .~ATH book on Calliope's room. It could be hers or uu's, but isn't .~ATH the code used for Lord English's summoning ?

>>66457
That it is in a somewhat roundabout way. Or not roundabout. But yeah, more or less.

So Karkat + Dave (two "reds") drawing ≈ uu (red) drawing?

>No, you think this can't possibly be a coincidence. The comparison is too perfect for it to mean absolutely nothing.
>This is what you have always enjoyed doing. Agonizing over every detail of this epic, trying to craft theories to explain its mysteries. You think you are pretty good at it, too.
Ah. Haha. Oh Andrew.

So yeah. uu is almost certainly the Lord of Time. He's so great at time travel, he could be at any point on any timeline.

Which is to say...

HE IS ALREADY HERE

oh my shit. i've lost it. i now unironically like this character.

Ok, that's it. Gamzee will be the one giving the epilogue to Homestuck. He will be the one to tell the Bard's Tale of everything.

>Gamzee will be the one giving the epilogue to Homestuck

Half of Lord English's brain used to be a Homestuck fangirl of epic proportions.
LE has officially hit rock bottom on the threatening scale.

Wow Gamzee out of fucking nowhere who would've thought.

>>66473
Not that much of a stretch.
The highbloods believe in LE's religion, which speaks of the mirthful messiahs.
Gamzee is the last to keep this religion alive, and the mirthful messiahs are obviously UU/uu who is even more obviously(unless Hussie just red herrings us on it) Lord English's younger self.

I'm more surprised that Rose knows details about Lord English, his origins and apparently even his name.
Yeah, Seer of Light and all, but still.

Well, unless it's information from the future. We don't know when Gamzee made these edits after all.

>>66475
>the mirthful messiahs are obviously UU/uu
http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/12341136347/le-factoids
> LE has always been around influencing troll culture from the start, and it seems he was always the embodiment of the mirthful messiahs the highbloods worshiped, since he was really two beings, Doc Scratch and LE, both “mirthful” puppet-based entities, in their own ways.

Seems more likely to me. Fits better into the ICP thing, what with both messiahs appearing male, and we've seen in-comic that they influenced troll culture.

Plus, I have a feeling that there won't be very much of UU left once uu is through with her.

Good Lord how is one character this kawaii I just want to pinch her nonexistent cheeks

>>66482
I think cheeks is practically all there is to her. whycantipinchallthesecheeks.jpg

>>66479
Uh, the name she wrote was probably Lord English.
Notice how UU tiptoes around naming the invincible demon?

>>66482

It's weird how this comic and its fandom can make a bald bony alien girl with no nose cute

wandkind = gunkind
...
canekind = A.Rifle kind

THE EVIDENCE PILE DOESN'T STOP GETTING ANY TALLER

So Calliope's the side of the fandom that loves to create and make stupid theories and UU is the side of the fandom that loves to demand things of the creators and bitch about X ruining everything.

We need to go deeper.

IIRC it's possible to remove the smudge with the right chemicals depending on the ink used underneath

also maybe you could just have someone use magic or alchemize it without the blood

>"You wouldn't trade your dualing weapon for any other."
>dualing

Was this meant to be intentional or some mistake? Or maybe it's another "red herring"...

>>66494

I think it's a reference to the fact that it's a dual weapon, wand&gun.
Never heard the word "dualing" before, so what do I know

>>66495
>>66494

You guys, I think the Huss gave us a preview of how this was going to go back when he died to English.

Poor Calliope. :(

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/04807.gif

ABRAKABRAK
ABRACADABRA

"Some believe magic to be fake. But you know better than that"

It's way too obvious you guys.. Hussie clearly wants us to think uu is LE but I'm not buying it. This is a huge red herring.

>>66499
Unless it's a decoy red herring that's supposed to make up believe Hussie's tricking us into assuming uu is Lord English!

>>66500
Well uu loves his shitty twists.

So I guess the body-sharing is confirmed then.

>>66505
OR IS IT????

THAT'S JUST WHAT HUSSIE WANTS YOU TO THINK

>>66505

Weeeeeeeeellllppp I guess so.

So Lord English is just what happens when uu takes full control of the body?

>>66505
Settle down. Remember how we all saw UU's cosplay horns months ago and started shouting YEP CONFIRMED TROLL?

We don't even know what kind of crazy bullshit powers cherubs could have. For all I know uu could have the power to make people sleepwalk to their deaths or something.

hussie sure is having a lot of fun with this

>>66508
There's basically no other explanation for the chains or the Venn diagram layout of the room. If the chains were for protection, then they wouldn't be shackled by their sibling's chain. It'd be more interesting to make unhesitating apeshit insane conjecture about why they share a body.

>>66494
maybe it's one of sollux's leftover bifurcation puns

Okay, well there you have it.

>But the fact that he's a slob was never exactly breaking news to anyone.
>Neither is the fact that you both share a body.

yay i was right and you were wrong yay

If they have to sleep to change bodies, how did they play chess?

I was kinda expecting Hussie to go Shyamalan on us this time.

Im actually starting to think that uu and UU are separate entities that exist without a body.. possibly in another dimension. The Sarswapagus could then swap their essences into and out of this singular puppet like two souls inhabiting a golem one at a time

Sometimes a Cigar, is just a cigar.

so, uh

does her/his blood change every time

>>66515
Very very tediously.

Or maybe they can switch another way that doesn't have to involve the bed, like with that punch block looking thing her chain (and another for her brother at the other side) is attached to.

Suddenly that theory in the Edits thread on how they physically switch bodies makes a lot of sense, when you notice that their head pillow/swirls are on opposite ends. When one goes to sleep, the bed flips them over so the back of one's head becomes the other one's face.

Maybe more than we think. UU loves troll culture, while uu seems disinterested at best. If uu/UU is indeed LE, tjen maybe UU isn't so much dead, but now the dormant personality, pushing here and there on the eventually dominant uu>>66480
...or, whatever. For all we know they're hussie's left and right testicles, and LE is just a huge dick.

How is she not blind and/or dead already?

Also I got a bad feeling about her calling what they're on their planet. Cherubs don't have home planets, so it seems like they go around taking new ones.

>>66523
They wouldn't be able to play the game without a home planet. They must have adopted this one as their own, probably after everyone else was dead.

Also Lord English has always had the profile of a kind of parasite, and this still fits that theme.

>>66523
>>66524
>uu: HOW ELSE AM I GOING TO GET OFF THIS DESOLATE ROCK?
>uu: YOu THINK I WANT TO STAY HERE? JuST HANG AROuND. TIL I JOIN THE HuNDRED BILLION CORPSES FERTILIZING THE SOIL?

Anyone who lived on that planet while it was actually hospitable is long gone.

They must be really fucking old, because who in their right mind would adopt a planet system with a nearly dying sun?

skull girl has nice ass

skull girl has nice sun

>>66529
>>66530
fuck, beat me to it

>>66529
Demonic time pimp has nice ass?

>>66530
dat invincible omnipotent demon ASS

given how SWOLE Lord English is and how fine of a derriere UU has, one can only assume that LE has a fine trunk

>>66534
Or that uu/UU is just kid English.
Wait till your bony cheeked waifu grows into Pimp Hulk. Let's see how you appreciate that rump then sir.

>>66527
Someone who doesn't intend to stay very long.

>>66520
Like by saying each others' names?

>>66535
But he would have a hunk rump. What's the problem?

What are Cherubim bodies made out of if they can withstand a red giant that close to the planet?

>>66539
They're probably made of man wouldn't it look awesome to have most of the sky being covered by a giant red star.
Ium.

>>66540
Pretty much this. I've no doubt Cherubs are various types of radiation proof if they roam about places like this.

>>66539
Probably alien material

because they are aliens

>>66539
LordEnglishium
I'd be fucking ironic if they croaked because of a sun, don't you think?

Red supergiants are actually pretty cool, 3500-4500 Kelvin, while our own sun is around 5800 K. They're also not necessarily that close to it, since supergiants are big as fuck (astronomy jargon for quite large). Betelgeuse for example is 2 AU in diameter. What's more interesting is that stars that are large enough to be supergiants quite frequently go nova. I don't think it's going to be meteors that wipe out the planet of the cherub players.

Which has some pretty serious implications for Callie's space powers. She's got a significant upper hand if her Muse class allows her to take control over a supernova, and potentially a blapck hole.

When a sun goes nova it usually ends up creating a solar system.. So what if that red giant results in the creation of the Sol system? Or possibly the trolls system.

>>66548
OR
Could the big red supergiant be the remains of Alternia's Sun?
Absolutely no reason to think so other than 1) dead planet and 2) red sun. Alternia's sun was already a red star, this might be what it's like in its throes of death. Also, this might be precluded if each SBURBian universe is only ever host to one sentient species (no evidence for or against beyond circumstantial).

We know it CAN'T be the remains of Sol because our sun will become a red giant, not a SUPERgiant.

>>66549
one frog -> one species -> one game seems like an awful model because it means the first time a species fails to win AND fails to scratch, frogs go extinct.

I think many species per frog, one game per species is a more likely model.

>>66549
It can't be any of the suns we've seen already in the comic.

1) Alternia's sun is gone, because Spades Slick destroyed the entire universe.
2) Earth's sun is too small. Also, it's gone, because Bec Noir destroyed the entire universe.
3) The Green Sun is not in any universe. Even if it made sense for a planet to orbit around it (it doesn't), and even if it was going to get old and turn red and die someday (not likely), it is not inside a frog, so the inhabitants of that planet would not be playing Sburb.

it's just a star
i don't think it's secretly a different star

>>66551
When our sun nears the end of its life, it actually will become a red giant and devour the planets closest to it as it expands (which probably includes Earth, but it's not clear). By the time that happens all life on Earth will have been dead for a few billion years.

Calliope's sun totally isn't our sun though, no. It's just what our sun would have eventually been like if Jack hadn't killed our universe frog.

Just posting this for any needed reference.

>>66551
So...no Squiddles session in the furthest ring? :C

is that
is that the meteor i think it is?