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No. 4567
MEAT
Marinate some chicken or pork in soy sauce, garlic, brown sugar, lemon/lime/calamansi(!), and some sake overnight.
Barbecue it.
Filet it.
Cut it into pinky-fingernail size pieces.
Put back into marinade.
VEGGIES
Green bell pepper, cut into pinky-finger sized squares. Handful of broccoli, cut very small (stems and all). Black olives, sliced. Mushrooms, sliced. Habanero, diced finely.
CRUST
Pilsbury biscuits. Knead them into 1 unit and form into a crust.
Season half-way through kneading with cinnamon, nutmeg, chili powder, and salt. Add a handful of chopped red onions.
Put it on a non-perforated pizza pan you are willing to throw away.
SAUCE
Half marinara, quarter (thick) salsa (consider verde), quarter tomato paste. Add chopped celery and sugar.
Cook on medium until celery is done, then turn on low. Stir frequently.
CHEESE
Half manchego, half mozzarella. Well grated.
PLACEMENT
Pan (well oiled) --> crust --> meat (drain out of marinade, but make sure some gets on the crust) --> cheese --> veggies --> sauce
COOKING
Throw it on a hot grill with some hickory chips and pour a cup of water on the flame every so often, cover after pouring. Remove when cheese is melted and crust is crunchy.
THAT'S RIGHT, A BARBECUE-HICKORY-SMOKED UPSIDE-DOWN BISCUIT MEAT AND VEGGIES PIZZA. THEY CALLED ME CRAZY. I DARE YOU TO TRY IT.
PS: try it in the oven if you're a babby.
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