http://www.pokemon.com/us/news/vg_blackwhite_announce-2010-05-28/
The White one is the Legendary for the Black version and the Black one is the Legendary for the White version!

I
FUCKING
APPROVE

BRB CRYING

HNNNNNGGGYES

AWWW YEAH

>>8051
It's not fair to compare Base 100 all stat secret cute legendaries to in-game legendaries.
Wait until we see Black and White's Base 100 stat secret cute legendary.

Zekrom has a fucking drill tail!
It's the Dragonzord!

>>8051
Stop reminding me how much I want a Shaymin.

Clearer pics

>the Black one is the Legendary for the White version
Well I know which one I'm getting now.

Hi Res Pics of them
Zekrom

>>8059
And Reshiram

>Cool protagonists
>New urban setting
>Smugleaf
>Fuckawesome new legendaries

GEN 5 CONFIRMED FOR ELDER GOD TIER

RESHIRAM HAS A GIANT HAIRY COCK

>>8062
YES BROTHER ANON
WE NOTICED

The black one has Arceus' face.

>>8065
Clearly Black and White is about man's endeavour to create gods.
Hence RAM and ROM.

>>8065
Hmyeah, I kinda see it.

>>8057
Shiny forms.

That's... actually pretty cool.

Them is some epic fucking legendaries.

I'm not sure how I feel about Reshiram's little chicken wings, but Zekrom is a fuckin' playa!

Wonder what their types are?

>>8068

I kind of figured that was pretty much the only other direction they could go in with the legendaries after letting you capture and train GOD HIMSELF!!!!

...I'm also hoping we could get a legitimate pokemon based on the old glitch pokemon.

>>8074
I think it might actually be plausible in this gen, if these really are man-made legendaries. Picture it, trekking through [evil team]'s lair, defending yourself against all the horrible abominations of nature that peer at you from around every corner...

oh god I'M SO EXCITED

>>8076

My god, throw in a corrupt corporation and it's just like my stupid pokemon generation storyline thought experiment thing.

OH GOD ITS BLACKWARGREYMON

I was going to go for Hakumen White.

But after seeing this, I think I'm going to get Hazama Black now. Naming that badass Zekmon.

>>8080

Zekrom is in White version.

>>8081

wait, what? That doesn't even make sense! That would be like sapphire getting Groudon and rub- ah forget it.
Welp, Hakumen White it is then.

>>8082

Just imagine the Black/White contrast of a checkerboard.

>>8082
If you couldn't tell from the logo, they're going for a contrast thing.

>>8084
logos.

Oh look. It's Digimon.

>>8086

>>8083
>>8082

It is a game from Japan, so they're using the Ying-Yang motif.

Zekrom is everything I dreamed of...

OH GOD YES

My exact words were "HOLY FUCKSHIT."

Oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man.

Oh hell... I don't know which I like better.

Zekrom is awesome because it's a badass black dragon. Reshiram is awesome because it's like a freaking sky-wolf.

No porn of them just yet. I'm proud of you, Japan.

>>8100

No, there was "kawaii uguu~" porn on Pixiv.

>>8059
Aw yeah!

>Zekrom's tail is a jet turbine

This is the best design ever.

Zekrom > Reshiram

Less furry and less Digimon.

If the yin-yang theory is to be believed, I expect Reshiram to be some great untouchable wall and Zekrom is CHAOS WORLD SMASHER.

meh

Why do they seem to be giant robots?

Nippon is full of fast fucks.

Zekrom is definitely another Steel/Dragon type.

should be a robot though.
ROBOT TYPING.

too furry

already furry porn of him

I don't see what everyone sees in these. The again, I've never been interested in legendaries, so it doesn't matter.

>>8114>>8114>>8114

>>8113
...That's not really porn. It's cheesecake at best, and probably just a regular ol' pose doodle.

>>8107

Wouldn't it be the opposite? I thought black was representative of yin and white of yang.

>>8117
I was never clear which meant what, only that they represented opposing sides. Besides, they appear in games the opposite color of their own, so that makes it even more confusing.

>>8116
...I never said THAT was the porn of him, Bones.

>>8119
What do you have against furry porn, anyway?

>>8106
This.

>>8120
GEE
I WONDER

Is Zekrom supposed to be a gargoyle?

>>8122
And what right do you have to criticize mildly awkward porn, anyway?

Wow!
They actually look pretty cool!

what is this i don't even
>drill tail
buckets = came

Is Reshiram doing the GIRUGAMESH pose?

Kneel before <strike>Zod</strike> Zekrom!
Seriously, that may be the most bad-ass Pokemon I've seen since Rayquaza.

>>8130
lol, how does i html

>>8131
Brackets, bro. [Brackets.]

Reshiram would look better if his arms weren't up in the air.

...So what do you think they're types are? I've had about enough of dragons, but it looks inevitable.

I'd like them to be Normal and Ghost, respectively. It works, I think, since Normal and Ghost are immune to each other's attacks.

>>8133
I would think Zekrom is at least part Steel given how mechanical parts of his body looks. I mean if you look here >>8059 his tail really does look like a turbine. Not sure about Reshiram beside it probably either being Flying type or having Levitate as an ability.

I'm also hoping that they aren't Dragon type. Or Psychic for that matter.

I would laugh my ass off it one of them turned out to be Bug type.

Zekrom's pretty awesome.

Reshiram... looks a bit too much like someone's fursona for my liking (Also, its lower half is way too busy and the upper part awkwardly posed)

>>8124
>mildly awkward
>bestiality is mildly awkward

Right.

Flying/Ice and Dark/Steel please.
Alternately, Flying/Psychic and Dark/Ground.

We have had moar then enough Dragon legendaries.

>>8137
Bestiality is sex with animals, as in a non-sapient species with an intelligence that is notably lower than that of humans. Extremely limited use of tools, no reflective capabilities (why are we here, meaning of life, that sort of thing).

Furries are (as far as I'm aware) always sentient and fairly humanoid in nature (pair of arms, legs, torso, head, spinal cord, standing upright, etc.), which places them about as far from actual animals as humans.

If furry porn is bestiality, then so is porn involving non-humans from Mass Effect, Star Wars and Gargoyles.

>>8140
I guess... I guess my mistake is then that:
Pokemon are not furries, they are animals.
And that it's not furry porn then, it's bestiality porn.
...and that is not okay in my book.

>>8141
Whether pokemon are animals or not is debatable. In the anime, the games and the manga in all its forms, we can see quite a lot of incidences where pokemon exhibit an intelligence that is similar to that of a human. Meowth from Team Rocket, for example, is human in every way except shape.

The main problem is communication between humans and their pokemon, since the vast majority are incapable of human speech. They seem to have no problem with understanding it, though, and some 'understanding' appears to be possible once a sufficiently strong bond between trainers and pokemon is formed (Ash can pretty much always understand what Pikachu is saying to him).

So yeah, it's not exactly a Black and White issue (pun somewhat intended).

See?

>>8143
Kay, how about this.


When I see two Pokemon fuck, let's say...oh, Mareep and Mamoswine, I see a sheep and a mammoth.
I see two animals.
I don't enjoy animal porn.

>>8143

I thought the generally accepted rule was that it must both be anthropomorphic and sapient in order to be furry. A two-legged dog that just barks is bestiality, and a four-legged dog that talks is bestiality.

At least that's how I've come to understand it.

>>8143
>Whether pokemon are animals or not is debatable.

THEY ARE CLOSE ENOUGH.

>>8144
You know, I bet they decided on the Legendary/Version color inversion when they realized that you couldn't see them on the box unless they were the opposite color.

>We have to wait until 2011

>>8143

A talking cat is still a cat and fucking it is still really fucked up and wrong.

  >>8152
Princess and the Frog deal, what happens there?

>>8153
Born human, raised human, soul and mind of a human, given an animal body by unfortunate circumstances. Plus IIRC you only have to kiss it, not bang it.

>Zekrom

Metal Gear?!

I know this is supposed to be America, but these look like they should be destroying Tokyo.

>>8161
Actually I think Zekrom's design is massively improved from the Godzilla body they've been using forever (see: monster egg group). The waist, chest, neck and shoulders are all very well defined, and the legs aren't stubby little things anymore.

>Ying & Yang dichotomy between the legendaries and the versions they each belong to
>One of the locations is a huge city by the sea, complete with skyscrapers, not unlike Hong Kong

I get the feeling that "Isshu" is somewhere in China.

>>8161
So far we just know that one city that looks like New York. There have regions based on Japan with cities based on places outside Japan. Sootopolis was based on Santorini, Greece.

They look TERRIBLE.

Still not as bad as the Gen4 legendaries, though. Those were abysmal.

>>8169
Oh Moe.
Will I ever agree with you on anything?

I think a Dunsparce pilots Zekrom.

>>8168
So...Wallace and Juan are Italian?

>>8173
Suddenly, Wallace being so flamboyant yet having so many ladies makes sense.

>>8172
TOGETHER THEY PIERCE THE HEAVENS.

... Someone please draw this. Please?

all legendary pokemon are boring

>>8176
BLASPHEMY

>>8176
You musta started with Diamond and Pearl.

To be fair, Zekrom is at least decent by Gen 3 standards, but Reshiram is so backwards that it's ass is a vagina. Like, at this point you just know they're running out of ideas. We figured as much with Gen4's 5 well designed Pokemon, but this is just sad. So much of it's body seems to serve no purpose whatsoever. He looks like an 8th grader's scribble during Math class.

I like designs with a point. Mewtwo's abnormality (notice, no handwings or dicks), Mew's simplicity (it's form is ambiguous enough for it's link to all Pokemon to be reasonable), the Gen2 legendaries' regal majesty (Except for Celebi, which was a HURRDURR attempt at making a cute and marketable pokemon, and Lugia, a very bad attempt at making a parallel to Ho-oh that only worked because of it's simplicity.), and on and on... they all have points up until Gen4's lolrandum.

>>8178
>Gen4's 5 well designed Pokemon

And what would those five be?

>>8179
Honestly, I'm expecting more than a few dissenting opinions about "five" being well designed. Overall, I would say Gen4 was at least twice as well designed as Gen3.

>>8180
>Claims Gen4 is better designed than Gen3
>Gen 3 has fucking Sableye, Ludicolo, Aggron, Absol, Blaziken, Exploud, and a bunch of others

Hahahaha, whuddya doing, guy?

>>8180
Pictured here are the evolution lines introduced in generation 4, ignoring legends/starters.

>>8180
Pictured here are the evolution lines introduced in Gen 3.

You're clearly full of shit. Ignoring that there's simply "more" in gen 3, anyone can easily recognize that gen3 has a much higher percentage of good mons.

>>8183
Fuck you. I didn't like a lot of the ones you've got there. The ratio for good to bad is the same for both gens. Simplicity is key to a good design in most of them and there were way MORE bad designs to take note of in Gen3.
>>8181
And I didn't say those weren't awesome, as well as Gardevoir and fucking Metagross. But for each of them was a Milotic, Gulpin, or Seviper which were overdesigned with odd shapes being slapped all over them.
Actually, I will say, fuck Ludicolo. It looks ridiculous. Lombre wasn't bad though.

OPINIONS

Moe u so crazy gurl!

>>8058
Awesome, then I can get the sweet bird thing and still be hardcore and choose the Black game.

>>8190
And the box looks the nicest.
Bonus contrast with sidebar ftw.

>>8191

I hope they give Black & White those fancy cases that HGSS had.

>>8191
Bet they covered up that hair dick with the logo for a reason.

>>8167

>>8191
Also note that the game code on the lower right reads TWL instead of the usual NTR.

>>8191
Yup, sold.

>>8193
Wow. I honestly don't know how I didn't notice it until you mentioned it.

>>8186
>Milotic
>Seviper
>Gulpin
>Ludicolo
>bad

>>8196
Another game that has a TWL code instead of a NTR code.
Get the hint?

>>8199

So they'll be DSi enhanced? That means importers with non-japanese DSi's are fucked due to region locking. Regular DS users should be fine, though.

>>8186
> fuck Ludicolo

No, fuck YOU.

>>8206
Oh Kingsley, it's everything I ever wanted. I love you.

>>8203
Why would you import anyway? Pay the higher cost of japanese games PLUS the cost of the international shipping for a game that isn't even in my language? Thanks, but I can wait.

>>8186
get the fuck out.

>>8214
If you breed two Pokemon from two games of different language/region the chance of a shiny babby is 4x greater.

That matters to some people I guess.

>>8214

Some of the more dedicated fans would want to play the game early. Although region-locking won't matter to people who use flashacarts.

I think the white type is normal, and the dark one is dark type. It looks like it makes the most sense.

>>8220
Ghost would be better, since Ghost and Normal are immune to each other.

The white one looks like a flying type. I mean, they both have wings, but the white one's is really feathery-fluffy.

>>8225
Now that'd be something - a pure Flying-type legendary!

>>8192
Agreed. It'd be nice to see.

>>8224
While it would be a good dichotomy, a normal type legendary? I guess it worked with Regigigas, but it just doesn't seem special enough.

>Going slightly under the radar, the Daisuki Club site has confirmed that the two new Pokémon; Reshiram & Zekrom, revealed yesterday, are part Dragon-type. It is unknown if they are pure Dragon or if they have a secondary type. In addition to this, the Daisuki Club also confirmed that the two game versions are going to have further differences outside of the exclusive Pokémon we have come to expect.

Assuming that this means what I think it does, what do you guys think they can make version exclusive besides the catchable Pokemon?

>>8234
Characters, gym leaders, items, trainers, locations? Practically anything that wouldn't change things too drastically.

>>8234
It might work kinda like ruby/sapphire where Black and White each have exclusive different gangs that do different things.

>>8234
>part Dragon-type

FUCK.
...FUCK. I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW THAT I MUST TYPE IN ALL CAPS TO SHOW MY ANGER.

>>8240

There is still hope! Maybe they're be normal/dragon and dark/dragon!

>>8238
hrm... don't know if want.
Could work maybe.

One game takes place in America's east coast, the other takes place in the west. Using the DSi you can download the other half of America from a friend's copy of the opposite version, much in the same way you download games from the Nintendo store.

I'd say it was quite obvious that they'd be dragon types.
Very predictable of you Gamefreak, very predictable indeed.
Oh well, let's hope they can surprise us with something else then.

>>8234
I pointed this out to a few friends, but no one really agrees with me here:
I think Zekrom and Reshiram may represent industry and Nature. Because Zeckrom looks pretty machine like and Reshiram looks like some sort of nature spirit or something. So maybe we're going to get some sort of industry moving into nature turf or something? I mean we've seen a cave and a forest, as well as a construction site of some sort, it isn't too far off, right?

My general theory is that one will be more geared toward industrial expansion the other toward nature or something to that extent.

>>8260
that's actually an interesting idea there.
Personally, I'm thinking they're gonna go with a "Heaven and Hell" theme with the new games. Since Reshiram is all bright and angelic while Zekrom is more dark and demonic.

>>8265
It really isn't all that demonic looking though, aside from its color being black.
- The wings/hands look like cog teeth
- The tail is a drill
- The general detailing is more steel-type and mewtwo looking than demonic

You know, with the wings folded down, I don't think this is that big of a stretch.

>As we posted yesterday, Reshiram's name comes from "shiro," which means "white" in Japanese, whereas Zekrom's comes from "kuro," which means "black." But as it turns out, the names also originate from the Japanese words "shiramu" and "kuromu," which mean "to grow light" and "to grow dark." Specifically, these words are used to refer to the sky becoming light and dark. Like we pointed out a few weeks ago, "hiun" in Hiun City's name can mean "clouds being blown by the wind." In addition to this, the bridge connected to Hiun City is named "Sky Arrow Bridge." So, we obviously have a sky theme going on in these two games in addition to the possible lightening or darkening of it. Thanks goes to Yaminokame for researching these name meanings.

Give us a sky fortress gym, Gamefreak.

  >>8271

>>8260
Thinking way to deeply about Pokemon.

>>8182
>>8183

Let me determine the comparative awesome of these two generations through SCIENCE!:

Gen 3:
Sceptile +2
Blaziken +1
Swampert -1
Mightyena 0
Linoone 0
Beautifly -1
Dustox -1
Ludicolo +4
Shiftry 0
Swellow 0
Pelipper -1
Gardevoir +2
Masquirain 0
Breloom +2
Slaking +1
Ninjask 0
Shedinja +3
Exploud 0
Hariyama -2
Delcatty -2
Sableye +1
Mawile +3
Aggron 0
Medicham 0
Manectric -1
Plusle/Minun -3
Volbeat/Ilumise -1
Roselia 0
Swalot +2
Sharpedo 0
Wailord 0
Camerupt 0
Torcoal 0
Grumpig -2
Spinda -3
Flygon +3
Cacturne +1
Altaria -2
Zangoose 0
Seviper +1
Lunatone/Solrock 0
Whiscash 0
Crawdaunt 0
Claydol 0
Cradily 0
Armaldo +1
Milotic +1
Castform -3
Kecleon +1
Bannette 0
Duclops +1
Tropius +3
Chimecho -2
Absol +1
Glalie -2
Walrein -1
Huntail 0
Gorebyss 0
Relicanth +1
Luvdisc -5
Salamence +2
Metagross +3

TOTAL SCORE: 8

>>8299

GEN 4:

Torterra +2
Infernape -3
Empoleon -1
Staraptor 0
Bibarel -5
Kricketune -1
Luxray 0
Roserade 0
Rampardos 0
Bastiodon 0
Wormadam -2
Mothim -1
Vespiquen 0
Pachirisu -3
Floatzel -1
Cherrim -2
Gastrodon +1
Ambipom -3
Drifblim +3
Lopunny -1
Mismagius +5
Honchkrow +2
Purugly -2
Skuntank -4
Bronzong +1
Spiritomb +1
Chatot 0
Garchomp +3
Lucario +1
Hipowdon -2
Drapion +1
Toxicroak +1
Carnivine +2
Lumineon 0
Abomasnow -1
Weavile -1
Magnezone +2
Lickilicky -3
Rhyperior -1
Tangrowth 0
Electevire 0
Magmortar +1
Togekiss 0
Yanmega 0
Leafeon 0
Glaceon +1
Gliscor +2
Mamoswine -1
Porygon Z 0
Gallade +1
Probopass -4
Froslass +4
Rotom +1

TOTAL SCORE: -7

...Huh, science shows that GEN3 had better pokemon overall. Gen 4 had some pretty cool mons, but it had a greater number of durpy ones

>>8300
>Rotom
>+1
YOU BEST BE JOKIN, FOO
FUCKAH SO COO' HE TURNS INTO A FRIDGE
SO HOT HE YO' STOVE
A LAWN MOWER 'CAUSE YOU ALWAYS WANT MO'

>>8299
Sceptile... a +2? Are you kidding? I mean, I would give Grovyle a +2, but Treeko gets a 0 and Sceptile a -2.

yes, yes, I know, "gtfo, whine/whine more, and ITT:OPINIONS." I was fine to let things go until the arbitrary assignment of numbers was given. And Ludicolo is still goofy as hell and not worth it.

>>8299
>>8300
>>through SCIENCE!
>>Math
>>Math About Opinions

>>8299
>>8300
How did you come up with these answers? Also, I demand all of them

>>8307

Through Science

And by science I mean my opinion

And by my opinion I mean I pulled it out my ass

Apparently Shoko-tan made a blog post about her upcoming role in the 13th movie, with an off-hand comment on how she loves the Electric type, and thus she was looking forward to getting Zekrom that was deleted quickly.
Deleted because she was wrong... or right??

So following this discussion, it seems like Gen 1 and 2 are tied for first place and 3 and 4 are in a bitter struggle over who gets to be second place (loser being stuck in third).

>>8354

I hope she was right. Zekrom would make one badass electric type.

>>8363
>>8354
Mayhaps an electric steel?

I can definitely see the "industrial vs nature" theme going on here.

>>8364
Bulbapedia has both legendaries listed as Dragon types.

>>8367

elecric/dragon is still a possibility.

DON'T LOSE HOPE

metal gear

>>8363
Maybe we'll find out this Saturday.
It's conceivable that she'd know because she had recorded an episode on it.

I WANT TO BELIEVE

>>8375
Changed the game codes, too, that's very thorough.
Except now that I check, none of the English boxes have the game codes on their covers.

>>8425
WHY DO PEOPLE DO THESE THINGS.

>>8425
That took longer than expected.

>>8436
waht

>>8436
Oh dear.

>>8300
>Skunktank
>-4
>Toxicroak
>only +1
Well fuck you too buddy.
>>8299
>Mawile
>+3
Lol no
>Sharpedo
>0
I hate you.

>>8425
>>8436

At least now we know who tops.

>>8436
THIS POKEMON HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THROUGH THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY LINE FOR GENERATIONS

It's a fucking Grovyle in evangelion armor.

Fuck yes.

the white one sucks.

>>8658
Your mom sucks.

My COCK.

>>8669

she probably has.

it's anatomy is just REALLY bad. the wings have like whacked lumps and joints in them. the feet... just wtf. also loling at its hairy bovine penis.

>>8672
Well hey, now we'll probably find out where baby pokemon come from!

>>8676
But we already know that.

http://www.siliconera.com/2010/06/11/new-pokemon-professor-is-female/http://www.siliconera.com/2010/06/11/new-pokemon-professor-is-female/

>>9172

>profyew

HAH. That's what I think her name's gonna be too.

There's... there's already tons of porn of her, isn't there?

>>9173
I've seen about half-a-dozen pieces so far.

I guess we're still going with this "It's America" theory.

>>9255
>Hoboken

>>9255
>???

it's called the Harlem river.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlem_River

>>9255
So many jokes could be made here.

>>9315

In b4 its the only place you can catch Jinx.

>>9326
I was also thinking of Manhattan as mostly desolate wasteland jokes.

>>9255
I approve of the fact that Staten Island is missing.

>>9411
Something wrong with Staten Island?

>>9417
The real question is if theres anything right with Staten Island.

>>9418
I've never been to New York, but I've heard that Staten Island is decent. Elaborate?

late, but just heard that Reshiram and Zekrom will probably be gender-specific due to the yin-yang thing.
Reshiram being male, Zekrom female.

..maybe this explains the.. phallic thing.

>>9432
So would that make Reshiram the flame that burns the brightest?

>>9420
You've heard wrong.
It is only through the geographical quirk of being an Island that Staten Island is not part of the Jersey Shore.
If you do not know what the problem with the Jersey Shore is, they have an informative documentary out on that now.

>>9441

Care to set up a link? Being from the west coast, all I know about Jersey is that everyone makes fun of it as being a horrible place full of people like Carl from ATHF.

>>9443
He was being sarcastic.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/jersey-shore-is-the-worst-thing-to-happen-to-the-east-coast-since-911/

>>9443
See we're not making fun.
New Jersey is like that.