I believe the other one was on autosage.
Hey guys.Imagine if you could google search MSN conversions.Or just IM conversations overall.Hoop scary.
>sleeping on the floor of a basement>something crawling on my neck>yellow sac spider>something on leg>yellow sac spider>on wall>yellow sac spider
i'm laughing so hard
>>266937Oh hey Senor I forgot to tell youOregon has a lot of spiders.The wall of my bedroom is littered with the smashed corpses of dead spiders that I was too lazy to clean up serve as a warning for any that would dare enter my lair.
>>266937>>266939
storyfromnorthamerica.YouTube
>>266937Hey wait a minute why are you sleeping on a basement floor?
>>266939I'm noticing. Goddamn fucking everywhere, but at least the garden spiders are harmless. >>266944 Its a free room
>>266946Whose basement is this?
>>266948ein family's
>>266937>>wiki 'yellow sac spider'>>The venom is necrotic and can cause a small lesion in humans. Because of the necrotic nature of the wound, MRSA infection is a danger and victims are advised to seek medical treatment.>>oh well I'm sure they don't dwell in my region, I mean I already have to deal with brown recluses and>>distribution: holarctic region>>entire northern hemisphere
>Sister asks to use my laptop>Tell her no>She starts yelling at me and my dad>Starts crying>Sneaks into my room at night and uses it anywayJesus Christ you are two years older than me, fucking act like it.
>>266971Password protect it next time. And tell her she can't use it anymore if she pulls that little stunt again.
>>266968Silly. You never wiki or research spiders or parasites.
>locked in a tiny room with that dumb bitch from my Germany class and some bros>no teacher, dicking about and stuff>everyone but her and I leave>ohboyherewego.jpg>"This isn't as awkward as I thought it would be at all! I don't have any friends here and all the sixth years are sooo scary but you seem really nice. I'm so glad you're in my class.">her faceAwww man, now I can't be a bitch to her. She's also convinced that I am Garcia from Criminal Minds.
>>266987You have to find some way to destupidize her.
>>266987>Garcia from Criminal Mindsaw man I wanna be friends with Garcia. I'm so jealous. D:
OH FUCK YES THERE'S MORE SMOKED SAUSAGE IN THE FREEZER omnomnom
>dancing to Daft Punk>holding weights>best exercise
>Have place to myself>Blasting Hip-Hop and dance music>Dancing like a retard
>>267011>fuck yeah
I'm such a stupid dumb groupie fangirl oh god someone kill me for being an idiot, then again I would do it again.Oh god.WHY HASN'T HE ADDED MEEEEAHGSAJGHSGHIt'sokay.It'sokay.If HE doesn't add me! I'll add HIM...! Then he'll see...then... he'll see... my...true, feelings!YES!
Oh man, Maya left a bunch of pictures on this camera mostly of Cassie. But some of them have her in them and hahaha omg.
Are they embarrassing? POST THEM
>>267020>ToplessMaya.rartitsarenotachewtoy3.jpg
None of them are blackmail terrible, it's mostly just stupid faces. They're not my pics, I won't post them. I'm not a meanie. Unrelated, how the fuck do you take a picture of yourself in the mirror. Shit's hard.
>>267027How is it difficult? -Hold your camera like you're taking a picture of what's in front of you, as usual. -Then just lower it a bit, but keep the aim in place.-Rinse and repeat till you get what you want.
>>267031Yeah, apparently I'm bad at it, I keep taking pictures of the wall or my shoulder or whatever
Why does someone who hates being wrong continually set himself up to be proven wrong, and then make himself look like an even bigger jackass by throwing a hissy-fit when he's wrong yet again? Jesus plate-spinning Christ on a unicycle... I guess if he hasn't learned yet after 60-some years, he never will.
>>267027One way is to hold the camera out and to the side of you so that the camera's line of sight is bouncing off the mirror towards you.
Fuck, guys.Just... Fuck.
>Squid:>"Some of my friends were looking up origins for salty language and found some thing saying that 'cunt' came from some word that meant 'strong woman warrior'>which is also what 'Kelly' translates to from Gaelic."
>>267041hawrrible
>>267034Well this >>267038 shows you that you need the lens to be facing you. If it's a camera with the lens sticking out, that can help. Make sure that when it's pointed at you, you see all sides evenly.The view is from above or the sides.
Quick, someone, give me a new title. I tire of "PhD in Homestuckology".
I have been eating weiner sandwiches the past few days but I'm almost out of weiners. I should get more.Also sitting in silence right now. It is strangely unsettling.
>>267053I guess all the boobs and wieners you have been dealing with are really getting you down, huh?
I GOT ME SOME UGLY VINTAGE LAMPS
LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Oh shit that was definitely a tornado siren...
>>267041Kunt
>>267048Supreme Opinionifier! Scientist Salarian! Lucid Fact Expresser!I could go on.
>>267063False alarm, just a butt-ton of rain. Phew...
>>267060Okay.
>>267048Fart-Robot from the Planet Butt.
>>267077Alright, yes, let's go with this one.
>get in my 4 cylinder '93 Infiniti>driving down country road>MP3 player is on random, selects thisRevvin' up your engine, Listen to her howlin' roar. Metal under tension, Beggin' you to touch and go.. HIIIIIGH WAAAAAY TOOOO THAAA DANGAH ZOOOONE>how I feel
He said it's Juan, but it's not Juan. I know this.
Lots of new people round these parts. Feels like it anyway what with a lot of old people leaving. Stupid namefags, not l-like I like you or anything.
Huh. It just hit me that the only reason I got these fries is so that I could dip them in ranch dressing.I AM UNHEALTHY.
I drew a sombrero wearing parrot on my roommates door.I feel accomplished.
>>267118I think I drew a sombrero wearing parrot on a Corona beer cake I made for my friend once.
>>267060Okay Jazz.
>Get head>start blowing bubbles>"Dude, are you busy, cause bubbles are awesome"
Anyone else see tonight's Daily Show?Because GODDAMN that was awesome.
Anyone know if they had those corpse-freezers in morgues in 1967?
>>267132Yeah?!
>>267132Uh...Wut?
>>267132One of the few ways one can suck & blow.
>>267134No idea, sorry.
>Option to pick either the Arcade Fire or Gorillaz concert>Can't choose which since Arcade Fire is a little out-of-way, and Gorillaz only has mediocre seats left>Getting a headache thinking about it
>>267140+60 miles, 1-2 hour drive to/from Los Angeles here. Go to Arcade Fire.
>>267140At first I read this as "Godzilla concert" and I thought to myself, "what is a Godzilla concert? Who cares, it's probably awesome." Then I saw what it actually said and stopped caring.Be more entertaining.
So...I start shooting my first official short film in two months. It's actually happening. Wow.also, I had the most vivid dream about Allison Scagliotti(pic related) last night/this morning. Never before have I been more angry at being woken up by someone, I threw an alarm clock...
>>267156Hey, great news!What's the film about? Can you give details?
>>267158It's a short 10 to 15 minute film about a young woman's last mile home in the midst of an unspecified national disaster. Only one or two real actors, the rest are just gonna play a few corpses and rabids. It's from an idea I've had for a film for a few years now, and, if this turns out okay, I'm going to try to do a full movie next summer that'll go into the back story and tie up stuff for the main character. Possibly.
>>267148We need to organize a fucking Godzilla Concert.
>>267160Sounds good! Where will I be able to see it when it's done?
>>267161Kaiju Big Battel is as close as we will get.Danger can happen!
>>267164I was thinking we'd get bands to perform covers of Akira Ifukube's work. Maybe combine these two events.
>>267163No idea just yet. I may do a screening for anybody interested.I'd like to do another short before the year is out. Dunno which idea I'd like to toy with, but, I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.
Wait a second, we used to use GASOLINE to clean our laundry? That's stupid, people of yesteryear, and you should feel stupid.
>>267165Also invite Daikaiju.
>>267156Dude, I fucking understand that. I would demolish that.
So this happened to me a few minutes ago:>Long, tiring day on little sleep>Go down to basement nonchalantly to retrieve laundry>Turn on light>See GIANT spider on floor>Remember from previous experience they are hard as hell to kill>Believe it's a Hobo from pics I've seen in the past>Stare in horror for a few minutes, unable to move>Finally muster up courage, squirt with spray bottle>Chase>Beat it to death with different, empty bottle>Flush corpse>Finish laundry>Heart racing million miles a minute>Still shaken, jumpy, and wide-awakeFuck, I know I have a problem, I know I do. Usually I can manage it with the smaller ones, but the big ones about literally give me a heart-attack. I don't care if I'm a billion times larger than them, they still terrify me, especially if I even think they might be poisonous. I hate this, I hate this so much.
You guys are missing the point of a Godzilla concert. We need an animatronic Godzilla playing an enormous guitar.Alternatively, we could all just go see Blue Oyster Cult.
wow i need to do a sleep study or somthing because going days, weeks or months even on end sleping like shit then woo booze and weed sleep soundly all nightnot healthyim dying
>>267184Spoiler'd out of a small concern for your heart:To be fair, all but, about six species of spider are poisonous globally. Assuming you live in north america, only two of those pose a legitimate threat to you: The black Widow and the brown Recluse. All the others? Practically harmless.If this sounds retarded, or I'm absolutely wrong, it's three in the morning here.
>>267189yeah, and brown recluse are real small! so you are in no danger, sleep easy anonymous
>>267189>>267190Furthering that, I have something just as helpful: Black widows use an amount of venom that would only cause you nausea for a few days if untreated unless you were less than 50 pounds or older-than-65 weak heart. Because it's a very well known, instantly recognizable spider, there's antivenin for it even in areas that don't necessarily have them, even as far up north as Oregon where they probably can't survive. They and the brown recluse are small enough that you will not freak out as much as you would the bigger spiders!I really hope we didn't make it worse by discussing it like that, anon! I just totally know how it feels to be crippled by a fear. Semi-literally in my case, but I got better, and so can you!
>>267189>>267190>>267194Thanks guys. After I calmed down, I felt kind of stupid for posting that, but I couldn't delete it because I forgot to put in my usual password. The thing is, though, it doesn't really matter if they can hurt me or not. Just the sight of them angers/scares me, big ones moreso, usually, but small ones are also hated. The mere thought of one even TOUCHING me (happened once, freaked out) let alone biting me, even if it's harmless, is unthinkable. It just sucks and I wish I wasn't like this, but thanks for trying to reassure me anyway and not calling me a leetle babby, even if I am.
>>267196>thought>unthinkableDurr hurr, maybe I should go to bed soon. Maybe.
Spiders are scary.That said, ffffffff, I fucking hate waking up with fucking itchy ass spider bites. One of 'em get super infected this year too. Fucking spiders. Go eat snake dicks.
>>267196It's cool bro. I'd do the same thing if it was a worm.
STOP TALKING ABOUT SPIDERS MAN. 8( My new apartment has been safe so far, no spiders anywhere... but I know they're here, and I will be able to see them crawling on my white walls.And I WILL freak.Also.Got an email from supersaver (the booking company that fuuuucked me over), but I am too scared to open it. What if they tell me to sod off? What if they refuse my money? Whatthen? 8(In other news.HE STILL HASN'T ADDED ME.Image related, it's how I feel.
Eating dry cereal, washed down with flat lemonade.Fucking love my body right now.
First help site:>YOU SHOULD EAT FIBRE, IT HELPS LOLSecond help site:>NEVER EAT FIBRE!!A LITTLE CONSISTENCY, PLEASE?
>>267207Just stop eating.IT WORKED FOR MEEEEEEEEE
>>267213You're stupid.Stop being stupid.
http://kotaku.com/comment/27840566/
>>267214I am not serious.In fact, I am currently enjoying a slice of bread with nutella.Mmmmmm. Nutella.
Woke up early. Today is the day I start all the shit I've been promising myself for years.I need to start looking at which thread I post in.
It's Hammer Smith now, huh? Is there a story behind that?
>posting comic books on regular /co/>"Hey Minifig, why aren't you on irc now?"Oh, y'know, busy and stuff>"misto's dead"
>>267224>>267233
>>267235Is there some big joke I'm not aware of?
>>267236
>>267236the joke is you
>>267238
>>267239
>>267240
I'm starting to have a love/hate relationship with recurring dreams. Three times is a little fucking strange...
>>267242
>>267233What's a misto?
>>267242>>267243>>267244
>>267243problem?
>seven hours of sleep last night
>>267245So...am I right to assume it was a person who actually died and you're not the least bit phased by their passing? 'Cause that's what I'm going with here.
>>267246>>267248
>>267184Aren't all spiders poisonous...?
>>267248I'm guessing it's an inside joke of some kind.Hammer Obama, what say you?
>>267252
>>267250get out of here barack obana
>>267255Best twitter ever!
Okay guys.I might've found Scott McNeil's facebook.SHOULD I add him, or do I wait a little longer? I did give him mine, but it was a week ago.......this is toooough shit.
>>267254
>>267255>>267256
I just slept, like, 20 hoursam i dying?
>>267261
>>267260Why won't you say anything?I feel like we never talk anymore.
>my German teacher first began learning German because of the 1974 World Cup>I first began learning German because of the 2006 World CupWe were bros already but now we're double bros with football benefits.
>>267263
the first thing I think about when I visit the "speak your mind" thread is "who the hell are these people".
>>267262Don't give me that, Obama, you're not my president.
>>267267
>>267258Don't do it.
>thread
>>267270
>chillin
>>267272
Ugh I finally had a dream that took place at my place of work. I officially need more time off.
>Go to record store>In the mood for a good film score, check out the soundtracks in the vinyl section.>Find John Williams's complete score to "Superman: The Movie">Cover has some wear, but both record discs are nigh-perfect>$5
How do I have diarrhoea and constipation AT THE SAME TIME?!I'm having to force out brown ass piss. Small dribbles of brown ass piss.
Kitten is now okay with Puppy, but Puppy is too excited and doesn't know how to play gently enough to avoid crushing Kitten.I sat outside and watched them as she played in a tree and he tried desperately to catch her attention and make friends.Yesterday the dentist asked if I was "okay" because my arms are so bruised up from dealing with the dog. He chews on my brother way more, but since I lack testosterone I bruise like a soft summer peach.I'm so busy IRL right now it's become a chore to check the internet, so forgive my absences.
>>267295You really need to check your priorities...
>>267295>Mayekoi on a Mac>on a Mac>MacWell hey there babeeh
>>267297It's my brother's. He had to get it for school.I can't use my own computer since my Dad is usually in the office using his laptop.Related note: My Dad uses my girly flowery smelling soap and loves cuddling and playing with the kitten and the puppy, remains intimidating while doing so.
>>267300YourDadIs the best dad.
>>267289oh my! does it burn coming out? is it more of a mustard-brown shade, or a reddish, or that strange green-black?You can't just give us such tantalizing teasers of information and leave us hanging. I need all the details. All of them.
What kind of households breed people like this.
>>267305How... I don't even UNDERSTAND where all that stupid is.
>>267305fucki- I don't even...
>>267305It's possible to get through high school without taking physics, especially if you're not a science person. Also, while there is some good coverage of gravity in popular media, it's never explicitly explained (unless you're watching a science program or something) and is, again, easy to go long timespans without catching.Gravity isn't something many people consider pertinent to their daily lives.
>>267307I teach physics. If I had a circle, and three arrows, I could explain this. Something tells me they wouldn't get it even then. Please press the kill all humans button.
>>267305>Just go back to thinking Earth is flat and you will be fine.Oh man I laughed...
>>267305You should ask her "If you're standing on the surface of the Moon and you're holding a pen, what happens to the pen when you let go of it?"
I am literally working myself sick.I hope they don't forget to put my name in the credits again :c
>>267305How does that...I don't...WHAT?
If you love your body don't get the jalapeno turkey melt from subway, with extra jalapenos and hot sauce. Don't....don't do it.Also I have reversed my sleeping conditions from lethargy to insomnia. No, body one and a half hours is not enough time. Go back to sleep. Let me finish a dream and stop waking up during the good bits.
>>267305How the FUCK, does one think they could possible go upside down in an airplane?
>>267318>>I teach physics>>If I had a circle, and three arrows, I could explain this.MacGyver, you've saved the day yet again.
>>267309This isn't physics. This is freaking basic spatial awareness.
>Estranged Aunt goes on vacation in Hawaii>Writes in her blog about visiting K-Mart and buying knee-high "kitties">my faceYou're in HAWAII for Christ's sake.
>>267331It's still Physics. It's also Math, but you don't need a deep understanding of vectors for it, no. In hindsight, all you need to do is ask the girls to draw a globe with China on one side and America on the other, and then draw a person standing in China and a person standing in the US. That should clear it up pretty fast. One circle, two arrows.
Cat.Cat, you puked all over my nice leather computer chair.Why are you so terrible.
>>267337Or just ask them to move their finger from one end of the globe to the other without your finger Flipping upside down.
>>267305God damn it, humanity!
Depressed as fuck.
>>267359You're like me from middle school.
>>267300You're not allowed to have your computer in your room?>>267318Dude, take care of yourself. If there's one thing that's been told to me over and over again by my seniors, it's that this biz is never worth shortening your lifespan. Course, I'm one to talk, I spent most of today sleeping, snorting, coughing and dry heaving, and all I can think is how guilty I feel for not being the studio for being sick. But the last time I went to the studio sick, I got my supervisor even worse, so I've been told to just keep my sick ass home.
Oh noooooooooooooo, I had to get a filling on my primary tooth!It's kinda frustrating because I take good care of my teeth (especially that baby tooth, because if I lose it, that's it) and I've never had a cavity or decay before but then this happens anyway. Where did I go wrong???
Going to a Communist Party (dance party?) Tonight. Should be interesting, considering I can't dance.
Got up early to vote today. Greens were the only real choice.
>>267369Dancing is relative.
After debating posting in the camwhore thread because I haven't done it so long, I realised I've been on this website for fucking eons. How long as it been? Like, three years now?Guys, this is the longest I've ever been on one part of the internet for a stretched about of time, EVER. Are you guys drugging me?
>>267372The drugging isn't until the after party.Also, my my, Maya had a lovely roommate. Not sure which of you two was the lucky one.
okay WHAThttp://finance.yahoo.com/tech-ticker/meet-the-youtube-stars-making-100000-plus-per-year-535349.html?tickers=goog,^ixic,qqqqthis is a joke, right?
>>267375Maybe I should rethink my rethinking becoming a youtube star.......
>>267376well... breaking into that industry is about as bad as being a professional webcomic artist. you'll have to create or join a new venue for self-promotion if you want to get cash from internet market.
I wanna be friends with a body builder just so I can fulfill my childhood dream of fastball specialing somebody.
>>267378I feel ashamed that I had to look it up, because I already know what it is and a friend of mine did it to me a couple of times at school to reach the ceiling.
I think I'm the only person I know who gets a hangover from drinking coffee. I drink it so rarely that when I had my fourth one of 2010 today, I was so hyper that when I crashed I had to nap for like, 5 hours.Now I'm up again, feeling like shit and with a horrible stomach-ache. I hate you, coffee.
What is the point of light beer.>>267378You should hang out with my dad. Power lifter (but built like a body builder rather than a fatass) and Wolverine sized.
>>267386It's for people who follow the quantity over quality thing. It allows you to drink lots of "beer" without getting drunk too soon. So the party lasts longer. Or it's just because people can't stand real alcohol.
I shouldn't be dating. I should be exploring the world of polyamory. I've made a huge mistake...
>>267387But they can drink an actual beer more slowly and get the exact same extended buzz. D:
>>267389Some people just want to be able to drink by volume, because volume is the standard by which Americans gauge having a good time. It's dumb. I know.
>>267386The only people I've ever seen drink lite beer are college kids, and they only buy it because it's dirt cheap.
Got smashed with my brother and a bunch of his friends, remain more sober than a number of said friends, despite drinking as much/more. Thank you genetics.tonight was gud night
I want to go to Disneyworld. Like as soon as possible.But I'm saving up for the trip to San Francisco...CHOICES
I fell down.
Okay, why the fuck did I just pull the big outdoor lights out of the garage to weed the garden? I'm exhausted and have dirt still stuck under my fingers now, and I know I'm going to be sore tomorrow. I already spent two hours weeding during normal daylight hours like a sane person; our garden is just massive and hadn't been weeded in a while. I better get some delicious motherfucking squashes and peppers out of this.
>>267367Oh I'm allowed, I've had a computer in my own room for years.My room jut doesn't have the right outlets for it.Seriously, this is an old ass house. They didn't foresee a need for a grounding prong in any bedroom electronics when they designed and built this place. The only reason the office has one is because my Dad decided it was going to be an office instead of a nursery and had an electrician install the proper outlets when he bought the house five years ago.Anyways, my Dad hardly ever stays here, so as soon as he's gone again I can use the computer with no problem but for now, it's Mac time.
Why the fuck is my body going insane? I keep having these hot flashes, then my skin feels clammy, I keep getting dizzy whenever I walk around too much, sweating like mad, can't keep food down, adn I keep getting these flashes of pain from the back of my head, like freaking pulses.FUCK like right there, what the hell. Doctor anon, are you online?
>>267318Coela, I recommend taking some vitamins on a daily or every other day. Vitamin C, vitamin E, and Co-Q10. If you're feeling low on energy or need a boost in the morning I also suggest taking Vitamin B. Other supplements I also recommended Omega-3 & 6, Iron, Coral Calcium, fish oil, and an antioxidant formula.Maybe try finding a massage therapist to work on your hands after work. Just trying to be helpful.
>>267410It could it be food poisoning? Do you have a high temp?
>>267412Also, a trip to the doctor might be a better.
What kind of club doesn't serve liquor? You have a bottle of bacardi on the counter just give it to me!Oh well. Back from the Communist Party now. Good times were had.
>>267410Disease. Be well soon, Spreeses. I still wish to talk to you in the future.
i don't have advice for sproises, but here, have a this
>>267410Check with a glandular specialist. Sounds heavily hormonal like a parathyroid issue or something. Hormone work up is a must.
>>267411>coral calciumNo. I realize your intentions are good, tooth&hunger, but this particular supplement is nothing but a big fat scam.I was in so much chronic physical pain mid-00s and so poor that I actually gave it a try, hoping it'd work. I would've been better off just drinking milk. The hype is the only thing going for it, and the hype is a big fat lie by a pyramid schemer. If you want proper calcium supplementation, and you happen to be a pasty white whitey McWhiterson, all you need is to go out and get some sun. Really. Go out, sit in the sun full body exposed for 15 minutes a day, minimum. That'll get your body fired up to process vitamin D. And once you're processing sufficient vitamin D, then your body can more easily process calcium, phosporous and potassium. That being said Squid, it IS possible to work yourself to death AND work yourself until your DNA helix looks like the floor of a Chuck E Cheese after 10 different kids have 10 pinata smashing birthday parties. Too much alcohol isn't helping, and not getting sufficient nutrition makes for the perfect storm of fffffffuuuuuuucck. :(
>wake up>morning routine>chew Trident gum.>lose a bit of my left back molar. Unsure whether it's enamel or a bit of the resin used as a filling.........Why universe hate Raminator?
Why the fuck am I going nuts over this.FUCK.WOMEN.SOMEONE GIVE ME A PENIS RIGHT NOW I AM SICK OF BEING A STUPID ASS FUCK WOMAN.AJjhafgahlda vdæ hgajdfhgafdgafdgafdg.
>>267425You have a penis. A mental penis.Now lets be rational with your mental penis and hear what the problem is. Wat ur problm? maybe we can halp.
>>267422OOH OOH! I KNOW! I KNOW! PICK ME!
>>267436Yes? You, with the dead eye and the strange hat.
>>267437The writers play up all the horrors you experience for comedy, and we're all in some really crappy sitcom.
>>267439This would explain the canned laughter I hear.I don't actually hear voices.
>>267422Raminator needs some sweet, sweet loving. Also I understand, universe seems to be a cunt lately.>>267434My mental penis is frustrated and feels cheated on. My mental penis wants to lure said reason of cheated-feelings in so it can be inside it again. My mental penis is going crazy because of it.
>>267421Well I just kinda meant calcium in general. And before I go any further I will say that I never read anything on Coral Calcium. I saw it in the store on sale, and decided to try it out. I had it on hand when I wrote. Now I was thinking of Squid's situation.Honestly, I don't know much about her like you guys.So I'm just have to guess. A artiest working....let's say a 7 to 12 hours a day with an hour lunch. Maybe a window nearby to let sun and fresh air in. I forgot about her liking the drink though. Anyway what my advice was meant to do was keep her up, moving, and working. Not fix her problem.Yes, I get that sleep, sunlight, and eating healthy is what will keep her from keeling over in a pool of her own drool. Unfortunately, her employers have decided to squeeze every last ounce of talent out of her to meet some stupid deadline...possibly. I do know she loves what she dose, so, like I said I'm just trying to keep her up right until her employers give her a break. And possibly blowing this whole situation with Squid and what Rametarin said out of proportion. I'm sorry....I'll be quiet now.
>>267442'Taint no problem, he of fangs and appetite.
>Run a bath>Nearly full>Suddenly, little brother needs a shower
>Spend the night at boyfriend's>Find his SNES games>Copy of Super Mario RPG sitting in the stack>Belonged to his ex>He wants to get rid of itAlso >Black Sheep by Metric on repeatEVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY.
Yessssssssssss fresh strawberries and blackberries!
Why don't I drink every night? I always sleep so well.
>>267451>Strawberry season over>My blackberries are DEEEEEAD!
So, I scrambled to get my research paper and museum visit done before the last day of class, which ended a few hours ago. I took my final and... I'm actual sad to see the class end.It's an odd feeling. I usually don't like anything school-related.
It's official you guys.I am going crazy.
>>267469Welcome to the party?
My Dad is smoking salmon with cedar and it smells so good I came here to tell you guys. So, so good.Welp, have a good weekend.
>>267471OH NO YOU DON'T YOU COME BACK HERE. AND BRING BACK THAT SALMON.
Tiki, if you read this, thank you so much for alerting me of the existence of this album.
Well, that was fun. I'm going back to campus for more laboratory work, plotting, scheming, and then swing dancing for the rest of the day with very very beautiful women. they're beautiful and don't have penises. it's quite remarkable.. Well, toodlelooo! >image unrelated unless it is in which case read the image.
>>267476Welcome back, Ferrous.
>>267450>Spend the night at boyfriend's>Find his SNES games>Copy of Super Mario RPG sitting in the stack>Belonged to his ex>He wants to get rid of it PLAY IT. PLAY IT FOREVER.
>Two conflicting weather reports between The Weather Channel and Local News for today>They're both wrong.
This laptop keeps blue screening.It might be because of the Gameboy color emulator I was using.
>>267461I will think of you as I eat them.om nom nom nom
>hanging out with my old roommate>she is super awesome>hanging out with my ex>who owes me money>free shit aww yeah>eatin cheese breadThings are good
Jaime Ray Newman is no longer in Eureka. For some reason, I'm terribly upset and can't stop thinking about it.On the bright side, I now have a light in my room. And I have many berries to make many smoothies.
Had to leave work early due to feeling so sick, even after I felt more than well enough to go to work less than 4 hours prior, and for the rest of the day before that.This being ill thing is starting to get ridiculous, and expensive.This wouldn't have happened if my dad hadn't gone to some fucking third world shithole like Turkey for his honeymoon.
"I saw what you did. That was that fancy shit. That was that grey poupon swing dancing."I love swing dancing and I love coffee.>Spreeses Thanks. Do you want to cuddle?>everyone elseSO MANY BERRIES. Bitches are on sale everywhere. I want me some blueberries.
I JUST WANT TO POO.IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR?
>>267489Thought you'd never ask~
Dad's said that if I get all As this semester, he's gonna pay off half of my college debts, and get me a new computer, provided it's under $2500.
FF was never gone, he was just in our hearts.I just got an original Game Boy and Link's Awakening. SUDDENLY I HAVE STUFF TO DO!
>>267492>dontfuckup.jpg
>>267495>Religion_in_Wisconsin.jpg
I get back and try to post a couple things and it says "spambot detected". wut?
>Got a job as a concept artist for a major anination studio.I-I'm still NEET right? I mean... I don't want to lose my bad reputation here... we still cool right? Right!? Please tell me I still annoy you!
Oh god I'm so tired
>>267506
>>267506Whoa wait what, how did this happen? I thought you were to apathetic to actually job hunt. Also you can draw? Post some.
>>267508Thank you. May each of your someday find a fun occupation you can live from.
>>267507You and squid work your butts off... maybe too much.I work 8 to 13 hour days 5 or 6 days a week and I still think you work too hard.Please take care of yourselves. you're both role models.>>267506I WILL GRATEFULLY AND GLADLY ACCEPT ANY REASON TO GIVE YOU RESPECT. I don't enjoy being a hater. Hate just makes me hurt in the heart place.
>>267509As I said, I draw, write and play vidyas all day. Seems like somebody lieks it.
>>267507sleep
>>267512You've seems to have been to busy bitching about being worthless to mention that you get actual creative work done unlike a certain other internet addict. Anyways I home you'll see this as a reason to man up and get your life in order.
>>267506I'd say enjoy ur hard work, but concept art was probably the most lax I-can't-believe-I-get-paid-for-this job I've had in my personal experience.
>>267515Is a NEET not entitled to the beard of his neck? "No!" says the man in Washington, "It's paid for by welfare!" "No!" says the man in the Vatican, "It belongs to God!" "No!" says the man in Moscow, "It must be shaved and his neck put to work." NEET rejected those answers; instead, he chose something different. He chose the impossible. He chose... DeviantArt, a site where the artist would not fear the censor, where commissioned porn would not be bound by petty morality, where creeps would not be constrained by the hygiene! And with the beard of your beck, DeviantArt can become your city as well.
>>267524>And with the beard of your beck
Dear mother, I'm 18 years old, I'm a high school graduate with no job and no chores, unless you're mistaking me for a waiter again(which is frequent). Why don't you allow me to leave? Ever? I like to see my friends. Why must you cockblock me?
>friend asks me to Vocaroo some fetish stuff for himThat was quite...fun?
This is a photograph my father recently found of me when I was a little kid. I like to think it proves that I'm better than you.
ffffuck you, cunt. I don't even like you anymore.I wonder how much longer I can keep up this farce.
>>267534I wish my kid(s) will end up at least half the person you are.
I just went shopping for the first time in,... shit... 2 or 4 years, I guess...Wow, has it been that long...Anyway, I found the most amazing pair of pants, and the most amazing set of underwear. Like, I don't know if I could wear normal undies anymore. This is too amazing.
Showed my ex around campus found an unlocked door on one of the closed buildings and hung out there for a bit, then went out for burgers and malts.Then got some pop tarts with my roommate and played with a cricket.Life is good.>>267534I bet you still go clubbing in that getup aww yeah
>>267496Eh, it not like that's the only thing.He also said if I got a C average, he'd pay off an eighth, and buy a DVD boxset.B average gets me a new iPod too, and a fourth off, while an A average makes it 3/8ths off and adds on $200 in iTunes gift cards for whatever.It's just the All As that takes the most off and gets me the computer and all this junk.
My best friend's dog died today. I want to be able to tell her that everything will be okay and that the pain will fade, but it won't. I know it won't. Losing three young dogs in relatively quick succession changed me. As much as I try to look on the bright side and remember all the good times, (and there were a LOT of good times) the sadness still outweighs the happiness. I try to think back but my memory always stops when Maggie (five and a half) was in a coma after her stroke. When Earl (ten weeks) fell asleep in my arms and I sang "Silent Night" thinking that everything would be okay. When Precious (six and a half) went to the vet and stayed there with a brain disease. It's been over a year since the last one died, but I never want to adopt again. I'm not strong enough for this.I don't want my best friend to end up a bitter shell like me, but I don't know what to do.
>>267485you haven't lived 'til you've gone to the Greek Restaurant/Hookah Bar after hitting up an Irish pub and treat yourself to some fuckin' cheese PIE. Awwwww yeeeeaaahhhhh.
In the market to replace my boots. I am very sad about this, because my love for these boots has been the longest and most torrid commitment of my life.that said, If I could get these boots...
>>267582with this steel cap, it would be like I just rediscovered love.
>>267561Way to make me insta sad, guy, that's really unfortunate on ya. You don't have to lie about it, just be there for your friend. If they want an honest answer you can tell them that it doesn't get easier, but to hold onto the good memories.Or something I am bad with these types of things. :(
I believe I have new theme song.
Guys. Guys, help me.I think I'm collecting SILLY BANDZ.
>>267595Oh dude, I've got a whole bunch of them!
Went shopping again with MumI'm down to a size 4. Last week I was a size 5/6.I'M WASTING AWAY WHAT IS HAPPENING.
>>267595Everyone thinks they have to have really thin, childlike wrists to wear them, but if your wrists are too thin they can put a very uncomfortable pressure on the soft skin (veins?) there.Or maybe I'm just weird.I hate it because they have so many interesting ones now ;_;
>>267595Only ones yah need.
My mother is bring me prunes and prune juice.A) I love my motherB) FLUSHING THE FUCKER OUT!
What's it called when you wake up and get a drink of water and it feels like you're getting stabbed in the stomach?
>>267657How persistent is the stabbing? Just the first glass of water, or does it keep going?
>>267658Just the first couple of glasses. But it does get pretty bad if I don't drink them slowly. I fainted from it yesterday.
>>267660My rule of thumb is, only tell someone if ignoring it doesn't make it go away. It might be time to alert someone of useful status.
>>267661Noted. It's only day 2, so I'm a bit worried, but meh.
>>267662Stop drinking knives.
A FART!Could this be the start of something beautiful?
Today's lunch: Banana smoothie and apple pie.
>OH YEAH MAN, I'M GOING TO WAKE UP EARLY AND DO HOMEWORK AND TIDY UP AND STUDY AND GO FOR A WALK AND SHIT!>sleep in 'til 4pm>put on The Smiths>vegetate infront of FM2010
>watching a show about crabs on animal planet>they do a little dance to release their eggs into the water
I'm constipated as hell, bloated, and obviously not feeling too well.It's clear if I want food I want it to be comfort food.My dad's suggestion - Baked potato.CHEERS, STALIN.
>>267697D:for fucks sake, CL.
>>267698I've eaten a whole tin of prunes and still nothing. A WHOLE TIN, MAN!
>learning a new trick on Skype.well... good luck with your respective days. I'm off to do some noble and painstaking work: entertain my parents for three days.Pray to God I don't go insane.
>>267700yeah, you might want to read up on the proper use of laxatives and enemas, just in case you start hurting so badly you wind up taking a trip to the emergency room.Also, drink. You need pure liquids to flush. If you don't get those, it's just going to make the problem compound.
My name is Lord Dan Bicker, and I thought Superman Returns was a good movie.
>>267708You monster.
>>267708shocked_reaction_face.jpgAlso, got laxatives.Fuck yeah.
>people talking about silly bandz like they're a good thing.Goddammit I come here on my lunch breaks to avoid this. Don't ruin this for me!
>>267713Dude, they are things shaped like things. How can you not love them.
>Former teacher messages me on facebook>Tells me I can come get the Comic Book Club's comic collection whenever I want>Grant Morrison's JLA, the complete Sandman, twenty volumes of Ultimate Spiderman, World War Hulk hardcover, and The Runaways volumes 2 and 3>Along with assorted single issues
>>267729I am beside myself with envy.
HOW MUCH LAXATIVE DOES ONE MAN HAVE TO CONSUME?!
>>267735.. This stuff takes time, man. drink water.
>>267740But I'm so bloated.I hate my body right now - I swear to God when I get better I am going to chain smoke and drink like a fucking sailor. Teach this son of a bitch who's boss.
>>267735Have you tried coffee?
>>267742I've been on the tea. Pretty much the same shit, is it not?
>>267741I've dealt with these kinds of problems my entire life, man. You need WATER, not FIBER, to get the shit out. keep piling on the ruffage, all you're going to do is compact the shit and your guts will try and devote MORE liquid to the solids in order to soak them up. Which will dehydrate your colon, which will impact the shit, which will stop you up better than a cholesterol clogged artery. If a laxative and a lot of liquid doesn't get things moving, see a doctor. You do not want to be chronically constipated.
>>267743I'm not sure if it's caffeine or something else, but coffee works much better (don't know if tea works at all).Drink a cup of joe AND FUCKING WATER LIKE RAME IS TELLING YOU.Do this and poop like a pro.
>>267746I did drink water when he said.Chugged like a pint and a half of the stuff before I felt a little bit sick. Managed to squeeze out a small turd, but not the main one. These are just scouts.>>267744Anyway, yeah. Water. Ruffage. Can do. I have some Lactulose Solution, so I'm aware I need to keep my fluids up for it to work - I'm just getting impatient. Bowel issues have cost me my entire week's wages due to lost work.
/baw/ - poopin' discussion
>>267752heh. My digestive problems as so bad the idea of keeping up a part time job and going into crippling debt just to get it stresses me out enough to set them off. Vicious cycle. :(
>>267754I've never been constipated before, so this is new to me.And the day before I took my last dump I had diarrhoea, so, go figure.
>>267755Sounds like your body is pissed because you didn't rehydrate sufficiently.Heh. Don't worry. You'll remember next time. I guarantee it.
My two favorite teachers from High School are on the cover of the New York Daily News. They were busted for misusing sick days.
Buyin a netbook within the next couple weeks. I need a computer for school cause I live off campus, and I need more internet than my buggy phone. I won't be able to game on it, but at least I can download porn post reaction faces again.
>>267766Man I used to misuse sickdays when I was in elementary school/middle school all the time.NOW I GO TO SCHOOL EVEN WHEN I'M SICK
Fuckit. I apparently have teen catnip on me. 18 year olds want up in this business, might as well give into it.
>>267772
>>267775DAMMIT I'M ONLY 23
>>267772least it beats a turkey baster? :]
>>267791Cradle robber.
>>267793Actually, I'd decided to only date girls for a while now. So I hope that doesn't happen :/Besides, I'm just going to Jolie-Pitt an army of little chinese babies.
>>26779118 year olds are better than those middle aged "Dimitri's Devil's" sleezeballs.Vid related.
Holy shit I just murdered a spider that was so big I had to crush it tice, and it still struggled for a few seconds afterward trying to push the crushing implement away. The whole larger spiders are less venomous mantra is less comforting when said spider could take you in a fight.
>>267798So far the worst I've gotten up here are greasy sleezeball guys with too much cologne who think if you're dancing, you clearly want to dance with THEM and then they feel you up and follow you around and you have to either get them kicked out or go to the next club. But I haven't been downtown/to the bar scene for nearly a year now, so I have no idea if those guys have inflitrated Ottawa yet. But now I know if I ever get one of those cards I'm just going to laugh and throw it in his face.
>>267798Ha ha ha
>>267802The card thing wasn't as bad as the "being stalked around Toronto at night" thing or how one of his comrades started heckling me over email within like three hours of posting on twitter about what had happened.Oh, and the folks who brought us Borat and Bruno are making a documentary about him, so his posse gets to feel even more validated when they harass women.
>>267805Ugh, that's so CREEPYAt least I have the gay thing to fall back on :/Honestly, as funny and sad as that docu would be, it's just giving them attention. Fuckers need to be ignored.
I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO HAVE DIARRHOEA!
>>267797>Actually, I'd decided to only date girls for a while now.And thus were crushed the hopes and dreams of several male anons.
>>267805That is hands down one of the creepiest things I've ever heard.BRB must cleanse myself after hearing that
>>267812>implying they had a chance
>>267819You're stone cold, Red.
>>267797I thought you were already married to Mayekoi.
>>267819penis
>>267798>>267805>that guy.
>>267805>Dimitri>GreekThere's your red flag.
>>267805 He actually didn't sound all that bad in the beginning, if he cut off the call at 0:20 it would have been fine
>>267819There's always a chance.
>>267838>waiting for it to move
Too often I am an overwhelmingly negative person.
I know they can kill you dead if they want, but Sharks are just like, the cutest fish out there. They're puppy-dog-cute.
>>267844In the same way as being thrown into a woodchipper feet first is pleasurable.
>Ready to go to bed... at 7:30.Damn, I think something IS wrong with me. BRB sleep.
>>267844You are a wonderful person
>>267844Great Whites are cute because they look fat and kind of derpy, especially face on like your pic. Basking sharks are cuter though. They just want to be scratched and petted all the time.
>>267844I actually kind of concur with this. Sharks are fucking awesome.
Sharks aren't cute! They're badass!Stop ruining this for me!
>>267853Things can be both Cute and Badass.
>>267848Hey man, Sharks kill fewer people each year than coconuts if standup comedy is to be believed.
>>267852In the same way as being essentially a torpedo sized giant muscle covered in teeth with a mouth full of teeth which in it's narrow mind has only a monomaniacly a focused desire to eat everything that can feel pain is awesome.
>>267854LUGNUT ISN'T CUTE! DECEPTICONS AREN'T "CUTE!"THEY ARE MIGHTY! MIGHTY AND FRIGHTENING, LIKE THE MAJESTIC SHARK!
>>267856That picture makes me think of Chumbuddy.
>>267858Best plush of all plushdom.
>>267857
>>267858>>267859This is item #7 on the "Things I Need to Sew" list.Yes, there is an actual list. No, I don't actually know how to sew.. . . yet.
>>267858 >>267859awww
>>267860YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!
God, fuck summer. It's four hundred fucking degrees too hot to do anything, and everybody winds up going to overcrowded pools, lakes, and barbecues. Fall is for the real partier.
>>267865
>>267869
>>267867Learn to be a lizard and lounge.
>>267872
I put up more Disney Princesses posters in my room.:I
>>267880
I thought we were bros. But if you want to ignore me, then fine.
Got-dang do I want to buy a lightsaber now.
>>267910what are these i don't even
double post. sorry.okay so hanging out with parents isn't so bad. i'm like that annoyed guy at the party who tells jokes because he's bored. i've shown them some lovely places and introduced them to my friends.>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg duplicate file detected
I hate working on random arts when I don't have a muse. Things don't feel right when I'm not inspired to do something, but I now realize that I'm tricking myself into feeling obligated in order to do something I enjoy.Is this...is this what an epiphany is supposed to feel like?
>"Bluh bluh bluh, not that into you.">Don't worry, I can wait.
>>267918I take it back. My mom wants to climb into bed with me and cuddle. Just in case you're wondering, she's not kidding.>>267928I've noticed a lot of artists will do work based on their respective "writers' blocks". Perhaps you've already gone down that route based on your image.
>>267930That's fucking weird and awkward and wtf
>>267931Yeah. They're visiting from San Francisco. We're at a timeshare near my apartment. I have my own room and my own bed here... well... if I can fight to make sure it stays that way. I'm threatening ditching them and going home if she keeps up these shenanigans. tl;dr wtf
>>267930>mom>cuddleAwwww, do you also hold hands in public?I didn't know you were five.
>>267930
>>267936>>267937thanks for all your supportplease kill me
>>267930wat
>>267938It's okay, FF, I sleep in my mom's bed every night....she has a tempurpedic! And my room gets fucking hot in the morning! >.>;
>>267930You should cuddle afterwards, promotes a healthy relationship
>>267936>>267937>>267941>hate you bald, Anons. >>267940that actually sounds not too awful, but i'm concerned that asking for further details would just remind me of my own personal horrors.
Dude, my mom is so soft and warm and wet inside. As soon as I came, I just stayed put for a second, and the tightness of her vagina made me hard again!Does this ever happen with you guys and your moms?
>>267943Well, we've got a big house, and my room is way on the other side from where my parents sleep, and it's next to a cul-de-sac where drug deals occur, and we've been shot at least once, so between that and my PTSD from my lovely stay in Europe I'm too chickenshit to sleep all by myself. My dad sleeps with my little brother (bro has the Downs), and mom's bed is a King size and we both keep to our own side, so it's tolerable.
>>267945OH YEAH IT'S SO GOOD OMG SOMETIMES I LIKE TO INVITE MY DAD TO WATCH BUT HE'S ALWAYS LIKE"HOW'S THAT MOMMY VAGINA SON? NOTHING YOU HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE AMIRITE." AND I'M ALL, "JEEZ DAD, DON'T GO MAKING BIRTHING JOKES WHEN I'M FUCKING YOUR WIFE OKAY? THAT'S JUST GROSS."AND THEN WE ALL LAUGH. I'm gonna cut you so bad, you're gonna wish I didn't cut you so bad, Trevor.>>267946Awful, but a completely different kind of awful. More "I could die from drug related violence" awful.
This week in "I Hate My Best Friend":I feel like I'm being emotionally blackmailed. A simple argument about fanshit escalated into her telling me all this horrible shit going on in her life (including, holy shit, a lump on her breast or something?) Apparently, she didn't tell me this shit because I told her once I was tired of hearing her bitch about how "horrible" her desk job that pays great is. So now I'm the bad friend and I didn't know my friend was suffering or some shit.I honestly feel, like I said before, like I'm being seriously emotionally manipulated. She holds on to things, all my wrongdoings, until we have our monthly screaming match, and then she hauls all that shit out like "these are the things you have done but I'm not calling you the bad guy really."Now here's the thing: I'm at the end of my rope and I want to drop her like a shit sandwich but... does it make me look like a chickenshit? For bailing on her when it seems like things are really that bad? I hate feeling like this. someone please help me oh jesus
>>267948Meh, I blame the government.
The hell is going on here.
>>267950she sounds like she has one other chronic problem. she likes to drag you down with her. the only thing i can say is terrible and something you already know. you can't hold yourself responsible for her life. :\
>>267950You ARE being emotionally blackmailed, Nurse. If you "bail," you are being the better person by cutting off ties with her cleanly instead of making your situation worse. I cannot state this any plainer than by saying, "You have finally discovered that the only reason you are still BFFs with her is because she knows too much."
>>267950You can both afford to be nicer to each other.Honestly, break it all down. In the midst of arguing about nerd crap, she breaks down and tells you about all of the terrible things going on in her life, which she apparently neglected to mention out of a combination of social anxiety and passive aggression that was kick-started by the fact that you went off on her about complaining about something she has and you wish you had.You don't need to end the friendship over this. Hell, if one of you just stopped and said sorry, all of this would get cleared up in a jiffy.
>>267955Moe, first off, I don't want her job. I want her paycheck, maybe, but I don't want her cubicle farm job. I understand that work sucks, but for months, it was all she would bitch about endlessly. It was to the point that we couldn't have normal conversations.And it's always like this. She doesn't want to change her life, but she can't stand it. She doesn't drive and won't get her license. Her boyfriend is just as passive aggressive as her with the added bonus of being completely emotionally unavailable. I get to hear how horrible he is, but she won't leave him, nevermind she actually could support herself if she tried. She is stuck, completely, in fandom and uses it like some sort of insane security blanket. And then there's the shit she pulls on me. Just tonight for the hour or so we talked, she said "I think I want to take a break from the internet." Okay, cool. You spend a lot of time on it and I know you're always telling me you don't nearly play enough video games any more. "But oh haha then everyone on the internet would forget me." It's just the internet. "All my friends are on the internet." Then restrict yourself to a few days a week. Get on every other day or something. "Then we wouldn't be able to talk." We have phones and I live twenty minutes away from you. We'd still see each other.And then she says stuff like that, especially the "haha then everyone would forget me" shit, after we have fights, like some sort of threat. Like "oh we won't talk anymore how sad." And more and more, I just. Don't. Care. I don't want to turn this into a "she's so horrible and I'm a saint" because I'm not, but I want you to understand that she is actually making me insane. She has the capacity to kill my happiness. This is not a healthy relationship and the people who know me and her IRL have told me this before.Maybe we could apologize to each other and fix this shit, but I don't want to anymore. We do this song and dance almost monthly and it is to the point that I just can't care any more. My capacity for giving a shit is gone. It's the "getting away" that I don't know how to do.
>>267958Can't you just distance yourself from her? Don't respond to her messages for a while or pick up her calls. Just tell her you were busy or "forget" your phone at home or in another room. Hang out with other people, stay busy. Eventually she'll go looking somewhere else to vent.
>Remove a bunch of people on Facebook.>Most of them are hypocritical irl friends who give me nothing but grief.Well, they told me to grow up and stop complaining.
>Quite>to a degree (not used with a negative); "quite tasty"; "quite soon"; "quite ill"; "quite rich" >Quiet>free of noise or uproar; or making little if any sound; "a quiet audience at the concert"; "the room was dark and quiet" IT'S NOT HARD.
I finally hit Rock Bottom and now I'm already starting to feel a bit better.But on that note, I'm putting the internet on the backburner. I need to take some time to chill the fuck out, stop being so fucking stupid, get over myself, and grow up a bit.
There's a new guy at my workplace who looks exactly like Sneaky Tiki. After three weeks he got fired for sexual harrassment.
>>267958I'd drop her, honestly. I don't know all the subtleties of your situation, but I'm a firm believer that relationships should GIVE you energy and be positive, not this toxic mess that seems to emotionally drain you. She sounds like the kind of person I would avoid completely. And, if I was going to break it off, I'd make it very clear, none of this ignoring or avoiding pussyfooting around that just drags it out.
/baw/ sure is a magical place
>>267060Of course! :3
>>267984Take care, Snarf.>>267958A person who feels no agency will always look for people to save them instead of just stepping back and realizing that they can fix things themselves. Sometimes they just need to remove some of the layers from their lives to see what it is they can accomplish and where they stand. Feel free to step back from her, Nurse. If you do, let her know why, both for her and for yourself, and put your foot down. >>267990o cool a screencap...
>>267506>Hello *insert my real name*, We're very impressed with your... blah... blah... blahbetty... blah... invite you to New York to discuss the ...
http://www.boingboing.net/2010/06/25/i-have-noticed-that.htmlhurr >everydayimhustlin
>why did I use a whole lime for this smoothie>oh god it keeps separating>this is terrible>why can't I stop drinking it
>>268019It's a trap.They're going to rape you.They're waiting in an abandoned studio and they're going to rape you when you get there.
>school's started for everyone else.
>>268036he's going to send in his battle hamster as a scout first before he ever sets foot in that place. do you take NEET for a fool?
>you need minimum 250 hours of applied therapy practice to qualify for board certification>you cannot practice applied therapy without board certification
>>268042>mfw my first class isn't until September 27th
>>268044Clearly you must get practice in secret
>>268044Turn some tricks.
>>268026That letter has been haunting me for a couple months now. It frankly terrifies me. My only comfort is that I know from looking at the postdocs at my work that not all labs are like that. It's a small comfort, though.
>>268026>waaaa>I get paid to learn at an exclusive institute of higher education under some of the industry's foremost pioneers and they want me to make the most of my time with them because for the one place I'm taking there are 2,000 people who'd suck a grillion dicks to take it>waaaaaaaaaaaa>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>Fundamentals of Federal Income Taxation
>>268055Can you give us an excerpt of what vexes you?
>>268026Hey, it's the animation industry! Dicks is, in animation you don't get overtime. I feel shit sorry for the animators on the show I'm on right now, because they expect an episode a week, and they want 3-weeks worth of quality in it. When they're fast enough, the work's not up to snuff and when they're good enough it misses all the deadlines. There is a note at work that literally says the same thing - you guys are still too slow, there are extra computers at night and we expect you to come in every weekend and don't even think of taking that long weekend off. I don't know how much the animators are making, but it can't be any more than the average, which is 700-800/week. The kicker is, if they hire more animators to speed things up, then more frames would have to get passed around, and since animators are paid by the frame that means everyone makes less money. I'm so glad I'm salary, for however long this'll last.
We are running out of Helium in 2045http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helium#Applications
Damn you internet.Over the weekend I became a big ol' fanboy of AKB48. Now I have tons of episodes of there shows and no one is/or has been funsubbing most of their stuff.
Thanks for taking all my money again, Local Instrument Store.No really, thanks. Nostalgia: the Keyboard is totally worth all my fun-money for the month
>>268109Hey, what store did you go to? I need to purchase a guitar soon.