Hey guys.

Imagine if you could google search MSN conversions.
Or just IM conversations overall.

Hoop scary.

>sleeping on the floor of a basement
>something crawling on my neck
>yellow sac spider
>something on leg
>yellow sac spider
>on wall
>yellow sac spider

  i'm laughing so hard

>>266937
Oh hey Senor I forgot to tell you

Oregon has a lot of spiders.

The wall of my bedroom is littered with the smashed corpses of dead spiders that I was too lazy to clean up serve as a warning for any that would dare enter my lair.

>>266937
>>266939

storyfromnorthamerica.YouTube

>>266937
Hey wait a minute why are you sleeping on a basement floor?

>>266939

I'm noticing. Goddamn fucking everywhere, but at least the garden spiders are harmless. >>266944 Its a free room

>>266946
Whose basement is this?

>>266948

ein family's

>>266937
>>wiki 'yellow sac spider'
>>The venom is necrotic and can cause a small lesion in humans. Because of the necrotic nature of the wound, MRSA infection is a danger and victims are advised to seek medical treatment.
>>oh well I'm sure they don't dwell in my region, I mean I already have to deal with brown recluses and
>>distribution: holarctic region
>>entire northern hemisphere

>Sister asks to use my laptop
>Tell her no
>She starts yelling at me and my dad
>Starts crying
>Sneaks into my room at night and uses it anyway

Jesus Christ you are two years older than me, fucking act like it.

>>266971
Password protect it next time. And tell her she can't use it anymore if she pulls that little stunt again.

>>266968
Silly. You never wiki or research spiders or parasites.

>locked in a tiny room with that dumb bitch from my Germany class and some bros
>no teacher, dicking about and stuff
>everyone but her and I leave
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>"This isn't as awkward as I thought it would be at all! I don't have any friends here and all the sixth years are sooo scary but you seem really nice. I'm so glad you're in my class."
>her face

Awww man, now I can't be a bitch to her.
She's also convinced that I am Garcia from Criminal Minds.

>>266987
You have to find some way to destupidize her.

>>266987
>Garcia from Criminal Minds

aw man I wanna be friends with Garcia. I'm so jealous. D:

OH FUCK YES THERE'S MORE SMOKED SAUSAGE IN THE FREEZER omnomnom

>dancing to Daft Punk
>holding weights
>best exercise

>Have place to myself
>Blasting Hip-Hop and dance music
>Dancing like a retard

>>267011
>fuck yeah

I'm such a stupid dumb groupie fangirl oh god someone kill me for being an idiot, then again I would do it again.
Oh god.
WHY HASN'T HE ADDED MEEEEAHGSAJGHSGH

It'sokay.
It'sokay.
If HE doesn't add me! I'll add HIM...! Then he'll see...then... he'll see... my...true, feelings!

YES!

Oh man, Maya left a bunch of pictures on this camera mostly of Cassie. But some of them have her in them and hahaha omg.

Are they embarrassing? POST THEM

>>267020
>ToplessMaya.rar
titsarenotachewtoy3.jpg

None of them are blackmail terrible, it's mostly just stupid faces. They're not my pics, I won't post them. I'm not a meanie.
Unrelated, how the fuck do you take a picture of yourself in the mirror. Shit's hard.

>>267027
How is it difficult?
-Hold your camera like you're taking a picture of what's in front of you, as usual.
-Then just lower it a bit, but keep the aim in place.
-Rinse and repeat till you get what you want.

>>267031
Yeah, apparently I'm bad at it, I keep taking pictures of the wall or my shoulder or whatever

Why does someone who hates being wrong continually set himself up to be proven wrong, and then make himself look like an even bigger jackass by throwing a hissy-fit when he's wrong yet again? Jesus plate-spinning Christ on a unicycle... I guess if he hasn't learned yet after 60-some years, he never will.

>>267027
One way is to hold the camera out and to the side of you so that the camera's line of sight is bouncing off the mirror towards you.

Fuck, guys.
Just... Fuck.

>Squid:
>"Some of my friends were looking up origins for salty language and found some thing saying that 'cunt' came from some word that meant 'strong woman warrior'
>which is also what 'Kelly' translates to from Gaelic."

>>267041
hawrrible

>>267034
Well this >>267038 shows you that you need the lens to be facing you. If it's a camera with the lens sticking out, that can help. Make sure that when it's pointed at you, you see all sides evenly.

The view is from above or the sides.

Quick, someone, give me a new title. I tire of "PhD in Homestuckology".

I have been eating weiner sandwiches the past few days but I'm almost out of weiners. I should get more.

Also sitting in silence right now. It is strangely unsettling.

>>267053
I guess all the boobs and wieners you have been dealing with are really getting you down, huh?

I GOT ME SOME UGLY VINTAGE LAMPS

LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh shit that was definitely a tornado siren...

>>267041
Kunt

>>267048

Supreme Opinionifier! Scientist Salarian! Lucid Fact Expresser!

I could go on.

>>267063
False alarm, just a butt-ton of rain. Phew...

>>267060
Okay.

>>267048
Fart-Robot from the Planet Butt.

>>267077
Alright, yes, let's go with this one.

>get in my 4 cylinder '93 Infiniti
>driving down country road
>MP3 player is on random, selects this
Revvin' up your engine, Listen to her howlin' roar. Metal under tension, Beggin' you to touch and go.. HIIIIIGH WAAAAAY TOOOO THAAA DANGAH ZOOOONE

>how I feel

  He said it's Juan, but it's not Juan. I know this.

Lots of new people round these parts. Feels like it anyway what with a lot of old people leaving.

Stupid namefags, not l-like I like you or anything.

Huh. It just hit me that the only reason I got these fries is so that I could dip them in ranch dressing.

I AM UNHEALTHY.

I drew a sombrero wearing parrot on my roommates door.

I feel accomplished.

>>267118
I think I drew a sombrero wearing parrot on a Corona beer cake I made for my friend once.

>>267060

Okay Jazz.

>Get head
>start blowing bubbles
>"Dude, are you busy, cause bubbles are awesome"

Anyone else see tonight's Daily Show?

Because GODDAMN that was awesome.

Anyone know if they had those corpse-freezers in morgues in 1967?

>>267132
Yeah?!

>>267132
Uh...

Wut?

>>267132
One of the few ways one can suck & blow.

>>267134
No idea, sorry.

>Option to pick either the Arcade Fire or Gorillaz concert
>Can't choose which since Arcade Fire is a little out-of-way, and Gorillaz only has mediocre seats left
>Getting a headache thinking about it

>>267140

+60 miles, 1-2 hour drive to/from Los Angeles here. Go to Arcade Fire.

>>267140

At first I read this as "Godzilla concert" and I thought to myself, "what is a Godzilla concert? Who cares, it's probably awesome." Then I saw what it actually said and stopped caring.

Be more entertaining.

So...I start shooting my first official short film in two months. It's actually happening. Wow.

also, I had the most vivid dream about Allison Scagliotti(pic related) last night/this morning. Never before have I been more angry at being woken up by someone, I threw an alarm clock...

>>267156
Hey, great news!

What's the film about? Can you give details?

>>267158
It's a short 10 to 15 minute film about a young woman's last mile home in the midst of an unspecified national disaster. Only one or two real actors, the rest are just gonna play a few corpses and rabids. It's from an idea I've had for a film for a few years now, and, if this turns out okay, I'm going to try to do a full movie next summer that'll go into the back story and tie up stuff for the main character. Possibly.

>>267148
We need to organize a fucking Godzilla Concert.

>>267160
Sounds good! Where will I be able to see it when it's done?

>>267161

Kaiju Big Battel is as close as we will get.

Danger can happen!

>>267164
I was thinking we'd get bands to perform covers of Akira Ifukube's work. Maybe combine these two events.

>>267163
No idea just yet. I may do a screening for anybody interested.

I'd like to do another short before the year is out. Dunno which idea I'd like to toy with, but, I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.

  Wait a second, we used to use GASOLINE to clean our laundry? That's stupid, people of yesteryear, and you should feel stupid.

  >>267165

Also invite Daikaiju.

>>267156
Dude, I fucking understand that. I would demolish that.

So this happened to me a few minutes ago:

>Long, tiring day on little sleep
>Go down to basement nonchalantly to retrieve laundry
>Turn on light
>See GIANT spider on floor
>Remember from previous experience they are hard as hell to kill
>Believe it's a Hobo from pics I've seen in the past
>Stare in horror for a few minutes, unable to move
>Finally muster up courage, squirt with spray bottle
>Chase
>Beat it to death with different, empty bottle
>Flush corpse
>Finish laundry
>Heart racing million miles a minute
>Still shaken, jumpy, and wide-awake

Fuck, I know I have a problem, I know I do. Usually I can manage it with the smaller ones, but the big ones about literally give me a heart-attack. I don't care if I'm a billion times larger than them, they still terrify me, especially if I even think they might be poisonous. I hate this, I hate this so much.

You guys are missing the point of a Godzilla concert. We need an animatronic Godzilla playing an enormous guitar.

Alternatively, we could all just go see Blue Oyster Cult.

wow i need to do a sleep study or somthing because going days, weeks or months even on end sleping like shit then woo booze and weed sleep soundly all night

not healthy

im dying

>>267184
Spoiler'd out of a small concern for your heart:
To be fair, all but, about six species of spider are poisonous globally. Assuming you live in north america, only two of those pose a legitimate threat to you: The black Widow and the brown Recluse. All the others? Practically harmless.
If this sounds retarded, or I'm absolutely wrong, it's three in the morning here.

>>267189
yeah, and brown recluse are real small! so you are in no danger, sleep easy anonymous

>>267189>>267190

Furthering that, I have something just as helpful: Black widows use an amount of venom that would only cause you nausea for a few days if untreated unless you were less than 50 pounds or older-than-65 weak heart. Because it's a very well known, instantly recognizable spider, there's antivenin for it even in areas that don't necessarily have them, even as far up north as Oregon where they probably can't survive. They and the brown recluse are small enough that you will not freak out as much as you would the bigger spiders!

I really hope we didn't make it worse by discussing it like that, anon! I just totally know how it feels to be crippled by a fear. Semi-literally in my case, but I got better, and so can you!

>>267189
>>267190
>>267194
Thanks guys. After I calmed down, I felt kind of stupid for posting that, but I couldn't delete it because I forgot to put in my usual password. The thing is, though, it doesn't really matter if they can hurt me or not. Just the sight of them angers/scares me, big ones moreso, usually, but small ones are also hated. The mere thought of one even TOUCHING me (happened once, freaked out) let alone biting me, even if it's harmless, is unthinkable. It just sucks and I wish I wasn't like this, but thanks for trying to reassure me anyway and not calling me a leetle babby, even if I am.

>>267196
>thought
>unthinkable
Durr hurr, maybe I should go to bed soon. Maybe.

Spiders are scary.

That said, ffffffff, I fucking hate waking up with fucking itchy ass spider bites. One of 'em get super infected this year too. Fucking spiders. Go eat snake dicks.

>>267196
It's cool bro. I'd do the same thing if it was a worm.

STOP TALKING ABOUT SPIDERS MAN. 8( My new apartment has been safe so far, no spiders anywhere... but I know they're here, and I will be able to see them crawling on my white walls.
And I WILL freak.

Also.
Got an email from supersaver (the booking company that fuuuucked me over), but I am too scared to open it. What if they tell me to sod off? What if they refuse my money? Whatthen? 8(

In other news.
HE STILL HASN'T ADDED ME.
Image related, it's how I feel.

Eating dry cereal, washed down with flat lemonade.
Fucking love my body right now.

First help site:
>YOU SHOULD EAT FIBRE, IT HELPS LOL

Second help site:
>NEVER EAT FIBRE!!

A LITTLE CONSISTENCY, PLEASE?

>>267207
Just stop eating.

IT WORKED FOR MEEEEEEEEE

>>267213
You're stupid.

Stop being stupid.

http://kotaku.com/comment/27840566/

>>267214
I am not serious.
In fact, I am currently enjoying a slice of bread with nutella.
Mmmmmm. Nutella.

Woke up early. Today is the day I start all the shit I've been promising myself for years.

I need to start looking at which thread I post in.

It's Hammer Smith now, huh? Is there a story behind that?

>posting comic books on regular /co/
>"Hey Minifig, why aren't you on irc now?"
Oh, y'know, busy and stuff
>"misto's dead"

>>267224

>>267233

>>267235
Is there some big joke I'm not aware of?

>>267236

>>267236

the joke is you