Webster: "Well, my friend sent this Spearow with a letterl attached yesterday and I-"

Ken: "Who still uses mail to send LETTERS?"

Webster:"...and I need to send a reply back to Route 31 with his bird."

Ken:"Well, why not do that?"

Webster:"Well, I still need to guard the post here. On duty, and all. So, I saw you and-"

Ken: "I didn't mean go with it. Just send it ba-"

Webster:"..."

Ken, don't be rude.

Ken: "Whatever..."

Webster:"Anyway, I thought you guys could deliver her for me, keep her healed up and safe while I stayed here, and I'd pay you when you got back. How does that sound?"

Well, we could use a sixth team-mate now, what with the switch up.

Ken: "Come on, dude. Not another bird, you just got rid of R. Mika, I was getting back in the bad bird groove, and now-"

Kintaros:"BAH! WE WASTING SUN TIMES WITH FOOLISH BICKERINGS! TAKE BURD AND GET REWARDS LATER!"

Webster:"You will? Oh, thank you!"

Ken: "Ugh..."

Well, I guess the decision's made for me. Welcome to the team, uh... Kenya! That's a nice name! I'm Jack, that's Ken over there, Tendou's the crab dude.

Tendou: "Charmed."

That's Kin.

Kin:"Hmph!"

Glod and Ubuntu don't talk much, but they're... okay. Anyway, welcome to the tea-

CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW

Okay, I... guess it doesn't talk muc- WOAH IT'S GETTING AWAY!!!

Pokemon G/S/C Route 34 Remix

GOT YOU! Now, Kenya, look, you can't just run off like that! You could attract a Trainer's attention, and then who knows what kind of mess you could get into...

Picnicker: "Hey let's BATTLE!"

Oh, dangit. See? Just like that. Well, let's give the new team a try...

Ken: "Yeah, I've been meaning to ask you about that..."

Ken: "Why DID you switch nearly everyone out?"

After that fight in Goldenrod, I realized we don't have too many options open if one of us falls. I had to use that Revive, and who KNOWS when we'll find another. And all I've been doing is training my team up and only my team. We gotta have more of the crew up to par, ESPECIALLY the only water type we have.

Tendou:"Grandmother Once Said: The path to victory is forged by the cobblestones of preparation."

Yeah, what he said.

We got lucky with Goldenrod and Azalea, but we can't pull tricks like in Violet, and we had too many Fighting and Fire Types. So I thought switching up and training some others would be good. The gym trainers are the only ones who seem to be any major threat, so this might be good to build a back-up team. In case we were put in a situation where we lost star players like you. I mean, impossible, but good to prepare, right Ken?

Ken:"Yeah... impossible."

Ken: "Still, why'd you keep Glod too?"

Well I-

Glod:"OW! STOP SHAKING THE POKEBALL! MY FEET KEEP STUBBING ON THE SIIIIIIDES!!!"

I don't think he really fits in the other crew, and he needs to get a bit more...

Ken:"Gutsy?"

Let's go with that.

Hey, speaking of things we need to do, let's try fishing. We need an extra water Pokémon, so let's see what's available...

010 Open Treasure Chest

Oh my Goood...

011 Catch Item Fanfare

YES! CATCH IT! YES!

Zelda: Twilight Princess Music…

YES! Now...

What is the name we shall give to this Magikarp?

>>24457
Poseidon

>>24457
Mr. Fishy

>>24457
Rando Dura

Gonna try and do some more Saturday. Homework load's getting really intense, like three essays back to back, so things are sort of compressed for time.

Just a question: I was thinking of a system of having about three or so days where I'm on from 6 to 10pm or so Central Time, maybe Tuesday/Thursday/Saturday, and just play until I need some viewer input, and if it doesn't show up in those times, or shows up after, just continue on the next day. Would work with the lack of frequent visits made, instead of working with a stable viewership on all the time, and not having people show for the time I'm on. Sound good?

>>24461
*BOX'D*

Ken: "Well, there's only room for one guy with hot stuff, and that's m-"

Actually, I think I'll let Kenya take this one too.

Kenya: CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CA…

Ken: "Oh..."

You know, aside from the noise, this thing's a pretty useful Pokémon.

Ken: "The same could be said about the other annoying bird on the team."

Glod:"Wait, why is the guy who said he's 'hot stuff' only using water Pokémon? Shouldn't he be-"

N-no-no one- no one cares, Glod.

Well, that's...that's just mean.

All, right, Ubuntu! Welcome to the team! Anything you'd like to say for your first battle?

Ubuntu:

Really, just, speak your mind. Go ahead.

Ubuntu:

...J-just kill the Pikachu.

Ubuntu: TARGET CONFIRMED. EFFECTIVITY PARAMETERS: NONE. EXECUTING ANTI-NUERONIC RADIATION PULSE.

Woah, wait, wha-?

Ubuntu: TARGET NEUTRALIZED. OBJECTIVE COMPLETE. AWAITING FURTHER INSTRUCTION.

Uhh... good work. Heh.

Ubuntu:

BAM. Man, I don't get WHY Webster didn't send this Pokémon itself, it's clobbering everything in its path...

Oh, uh, I guess there's a new attack to deal with.

Should Kenya replace a move with Mirror Move? And if so, which one?

>>24502
Mirror Move's for chumps, keep what you've got.

>>24503
Kenya: Australian Bearded Raven Cawin…

Kintaros:"HAHA! NOW IS TIME FOR FIGHTINGZ SPEKTAKULAAR!"

Ken: "Noisy bird. Shouting fighting type. We really can't escape the tropes, eh Ubuntu?"

Ubuntu:

Ken:"...nrg."

Kintaros: "DYNAMIIIC CHOP!!!"

>>24507
Kintaros: "Too easy! More! MORE FIGHTS!"

Tendou: "Grandmother once said: The fight will come. The strength is learning to wait."

Kintaros:"Pfack! WIZDOMS OF OLD NOT MATTER, STRENGTH IZ KEY!"

Tendou: "...you mock my elders?"

Ken: "Ooh, dramatic tension, I wonder where this is goi-"

Ken:"Oh right. I don't care, IT'S MY TURN!!!"

Ken:"BOOM! BOOM! Down you go!"

Ken:"All right! One shot! Pretty cool, huh? Huh?"

Wwwwelll...
Tendou:"Eh, it's..."
Kenya: Crow - Ricky says "Caw"
Ubuntu:
Kintaros:"I DO IT BETTER!"

Ken:"I hate you guys, you know th-"

Glod:"Well I thought it was very well done, an-"

Ken:"SHUT UP, GLOD!"

Ride The Wind (Instrumental)

Ken: "...no."

Ken:"NO NO NO YOU'RE NOT STEALING MY THUNDER HERE. I TOOK THAT MONKEY DOWN CLASS, AND YOU GO AND HAVE T-"

Kenya: red-tailed hawk screaming

Ken:"...f-fine."

Huh. This is certainly a different route gate.

Ken:"Lot roomier."

>>24515
Hey, gatekeep, what's with the larger gate?

???: "Well, the left leads normal to the Pokethalon Dome, while this path leads North to the National Park, and Eucreteak beyond."

Oh, okay, thanks.

???:"Wait, wait, hold on a moment. You do realize what day it is?"

Yeah, it's " "day, what about it?

???:"Well that means the bug catching contest is on today!"

The what now?

???:"Every " "day there's a short contest to see who can capture the best bug within a short time frame, using only one Pokémon and a few Park Balls. Everyone gets to keep the one they bring to show, and there's evolutionary stones for the grand prize!"

Ooh, sounds good, but I've got six already...

???:"Oh, we'll just hold onto the others for you, and give them back at the end of the contest."

Well, then...

Which Pokémon should Jack take for the contest?

>>24518
Ubuntu.

>>24519
Well, then, I'll take Ubuntu.

Ken: "What?"

Sorry, but this a BUG catching contest, you sort are too good with those things.

Ken: "Oh yeah."

Manager: "Well, the contest, is about to start, so get in there!"

Manager: "On your mark... get set..."

Tron Legacy Soundtrack OST …

Manager: "GO!!!"

Okay, so, we'll probably need to grab something higher in the levels to win, so let's try and get something rare or evolved okay?

Ubuntu: ...

...OKAY!

ALL RIGHT! FIRST UP IS!

A MET...a...po- Ubuntu, just kill it...

Ubuntu: Acknowledged.

SWEET! A BUTTERFREE! Ubuntu, get i-

Ubuntu: ENTERING SLEEP CYCLE.

N-no. NO. SNAP OUT OF IT!

UGH. Fine, let's try and catch it.

*Failed*

...of course.

Ubuntu:SLEEP CYCLE OVER. AWAITING INSTRUCTIONS.

NUKE THE BUG!!!

UBUNTU: INTERPRETING AGGRESIVE REQUEST AS DESIRE TO ATTACK ENEMY. RESPONDING.

Okay, let's try this again...

Okay! Caught it... Now, since this IS a event, I suppose we could keep looking for some other stronger ones... okay?

Ubuntu: ...

...OKAY!

TIME'S UP!!!

Darn... well, let's see if we won...

All right, let's hope we don't get called up first, Ubuntu!

Manager:"THIRD PLACE GOES TO..."

Hah! A Venonat? That's not even fully evolved! We've so got this is in the bag...

Manager: "SECOND PLACE GOES TO..."

...Pinsirs? They were in this? ...no, no it's cool, Butterfree's stronger so...

Manager: "AND THE WINNER! OF THIS BUG CATCHING CONTEST!!! IS!!!"

SOUND EFFECT DRUM ROLL

The Price is Right losing horn

WHAT??!!?

...Well, at least we get to keep this thing...

What is the name we shall give to this Butterfree?

>>24568
Do you already have a Fabio?
If not, Fabio.

>>24572
*BOX'D*

Pokemon G/S Remix: National Park

Ken: "Wow, you don't even know what place you got?"

Yeah...

Ken: "Man, that blows... Well at least we can get one more Pokémon, considering that was an event..."

Street Fighter Alpha 2 Gold He…

OH! Well... I can see why it won...

>>24576

Okay, be careful with it Kintaros!

...okay, not that careful...

Ugh, typing's bad! Tendou! You're up!

Tendou:"Grandmother once said, the battle i-"

YEAH, YEAH, WE GET IT! JUST DON'T KILL IT!

Tendou: "You shouldn't interrupt my Grandmother's words of wisdom. You never know when you might not have them.."

Okay, you're right. I'm sorry I interrupted your flavor text. Won't happen again.

Anyway, seems your typing's bad too, and all he's doing is Focus Energy, so I'm gonna switch you out too.

Tendou: "Sounds acceptable to m-"

!!! TENDOU!!!

TO BE CONTINUED

>>24583
Rainbow Dash - Dun dun duuuuuun

Tendou has fallen in battle.

Jack:...yo-...

Ken: "Jack? JACK! Snap out of it!"

...you're right. I'm sorry, I just... didn't know he could do that.

Glod: "Oh gosh, that's fast, I don't know if I do this guize..."

...wait, fast... Glod, hit it one more time!

Okay, hope this works...

Come on... COME ON!!!

...There. We caught it.

Ken: "You really want to keep this one? I mean, he ju-

...

Ken:"S-sorry..."

What is the name we shall give to this Scyther?

Killer?

>>24645
BOX'D.

Okay, guys, we better head off to Eucreteak. Bill probably won't wait around there forever, and we've wasted enough time with the Bug Catching Contest a-

Kenya: Pissed off eagle

...yeah, dropping off the bird.

Mark: "You want to battle?"

No, not really, I kind of need to get this Pokémon to the security guard, and then meet up wit-

Mark: "You want to battle. We're going to battle."

...o-okay?

Kintaros: "DELICIOUS PROTEINS OF PSYCHIC POKEMON MAKE ME STRONG IN BODY! BRING ON NEXT CHALLENGINGS!"

Kintaros:"PFACK! KADABRAS? BIGGER THEY ARE HARDER THEY FALL! I EAT YOU TOO! BUG Bi- * e... hng?

Kintaros: "WELL, NO MATTERS! I JUST CHARGE UP OTHER ATTACKS TO FIGHT MUSTACHED MONSTER MAN!"

Kintaros: "YES, NOW, TASTE M-!!!"

KINTAROS: "...MY...BRICK BREAK!!!"

Kintaros:"H..hit me with better shot next times."

TO BE CONTINUED, SUDDEN EXTRA WORK NEEDED ON PAPER, GODDAMNIT IT CHARLI

Ken: "Hey, Jack, isn't that the same tree that was blocking our path after we got that call in Violet City?"

Hey... yeah, yeah it is!

Glod: "Oh goodness, what's this caller?"

Nothing important, Glod, whoever it was he's probably not going to be bothering us after that mess with Azalea.

Well, I wonder whether... um...

Zelda: Skyward Sword Music - Groose's Theme

Does something seem... um... does it have a...

Ken: "Face?"

Y-you see it too? It's not just me? ...good?

Kenya: "...wak..."

Wait... didn't the flower shop back in Goldenrod say something about... this?

Ken:"Um... oh sorry, it's sort of hypnotic in a... uh, oh OH yeah, the squirtbottle. Try it on the tree. Maybe if we give it water it'll be happy, and let us pass... or something."

Uh, okay.

Zelda: Skyward Sword Music - Groosenator

Tree: "NRRG! MEEEH! WWAAAA!"

Ken: "OH CRAP! WHAT DID YOU DO?"

I DON'T KNOW, I THOUGHT TREES LIKED WATER OR SOMETHING! OH SWEET CEREBI IT HAS TEETH, WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH?

Tree:"UUUAAARRG!"