Webster: "Well, my friend sent this Spearow with a letterl attached yesterday and I-"

Ken: "Who still uses mail to send LETTERS?"

Webster:"...and I need to send a reply back to Route 31 with his bird."

Ken:"Well, why not do that?"

Webster:"Well, I still need to guard the post here. On duty, and all. So, I saw you and-"

Ken: "I didn't mean go with it. Just send it ba-"

Webster:"..."

Ken, don't be rude.

Ken: "Whatever..."

Webster:"Anyway, I thought you guys could deliver her for me, keep her healed up and safe while I stayed here, and I'd pay you when you got back. How does that sound?"

Well, we could use a sixth team-mate now, what with the switch up.

Ken: "Come on, dude. Not another bird, you just got rid of R. Mika, I was getting back in the bad bird groove, and now-"

Kintaros:"BAH! WE WASTING SUN TIMES WITH FOOLISH BICKERINGS! TAKE BURD AND GET REWARDS LATER!"

Webster:"You will? Oh, thank you!"

Ken: "Ugh..."

Well, I guess the decision's made for me. Welcome to the team, uh... Kenya! That's a nice name! I'm Jack, that's Ken over there, Tendou's the crab dude.

Tendou: "Charmed."

That's Kin.

Kin:"Hmph!"

Glod and Ubuntu don't talk much, but they're... okay. Anyway, welcome to the tea-

CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW

Okay, I... guess it doesn't talk muc- WOAH IT'S GETTING AWAY!!!

Pokemon G/S/C Route 34 Remix

GOT YOU! Now, Kenya, look, you can't just run off like that! You could attract a Trainer's attention, and then who knows what kind of mess you could get into...

Picnicker: "Hey let's BATTLE!"

Oh, dangit. See? Just like that. Well, let's give the new team a try...

Ken: "Yeah, I've been meaning to ask you about that..."

Ken: "Why DID you switch nearly everyone out?"

After that fight in Goldenrod, I realized we don't have too many options open if one of us falls. I had to use that Revive, and who KNOWS when we'll find another. And all I've been doing is training my team up and only my team. We gotta have more of the crew up to par, ESPECIALLY the only water type we have.

Tendou:"Grandmother Once Said: The path to victory is forged by the cobblestones of preparation."

Yeah, what he said.

We got lucky with Goldenrod and Azalea, but we can't pull tricks like in Violet, and we had too many Fighting and Fire Types. So I thought switching up and training some others would be good. The gym trainers are the only ones who seem to be any major threat, so this might be good to build a back-up team. In case we were put in a situation where we lost star players like you. I mean, impossible, but good to prepare, right Ken?

Ken:"Yeah... impossible."

Ken: "Still, why'd you keep Glod too?"

Well I-

Glod:"OW! STOP SHAKING THE POKEBALL! MY FEET KEEP STUBBING ON THE SIIIIIIDES!!!"

I don't think he really fits in the other crew, and he needs to get a bit more...

Ken:"Gutsy?"

Let's go with that.

Hey, speaking of things we need to do, let's try fishing. We need an extra water Pokémon, so let's see what's available...

010 Open Treasure Chest

Oh my Goood...

011 Catch Item Fanfare

YES! CATCH IT! YES!

Zelda: Twilight Princess Music…

YES! Now...

What is the name we shall give to this Magikarp?

>>24457
Poseidon

>>24457
Mr. Fishy

>>24457
Rando Dura

Gonna try and do some more Saturday. Homework load's getting really intense, like three essays back to back, so things are sort of compressed for time.

Just a question: I was thinking of a system of having about three or so days where I'm on from 6 to 10pm or so Central Time, maybe Tuesday/Thursday/Saturday, and just play until I need some viewer input, and if it doesn't show up in those times, or shows up after, just continue on the next day. Would work with the lack of frequent visits made, instead of working with a stable viewership on all the time, and not having people show for the time I'm on. Sound good?

>>24461
*BOX'D*

Ken: "Well, there's only room for one guy with hot stuff, and that's m-"

Actually, I think I'll let Kenya take this one too.

Kenya: CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CA…

Ken: "Oh..."

You know, aside from the noise, this thing's a pretty useful Pokémon.

Ken: "The same could be said about the other annoying bird on the team."

Glod:"Wait, why is the guy who said he's 'hot stuff' only using water Pokémon? Shouldn't he be-"

N-no-no one- no one cares, Glod.

Well, that's...that's just mean.

All, right, Ubuntu! Welcome to the team! Anything you'd like to say for your first battle?

Ubuntu:

Really, just, speak your mind. Go ahead.

Ubuntu:

...J-just kill the Pikachu.

Ubuntu: TARGET CONFIRMED. EFFECTIVITY PARAMETERS: NONE. EXECUTING ANTI-NUERONIC RADIATION PULSE.

Woah, wait, wha-?

Ubuntu: TARGET NEUTRALIZED. OBJECTIVE COMPLETE. AWAITING FURTHER INSTRUCTION.

Uhh... good work. Heh.

Ubuntu:

BAM. Man, I don't get WHY Webster didn't send this Pokémon itself, it's clobbering everything in its path...

Oh, uh, I guess there's a new attack to deal with.

Should Kenya replace a move with Mirror Move? And if so, which one?

>>24502
Mirror Move's for chumps, keep what you've got.

>>24503
Kenya: Australian Bearded Raven Cawin…

Kintaros:"HAHA! NOW IS TIME FOR FIGHTINGZ SPEKTAKULAAR!"

Ken: "Noisy bird. Shouting fighting type. We really can't escape the tropes, eh Ubuntu?"

Ubuntu:

Ken:"...nrg."

Kintaros: "DYNAMIIIC CHOP!!!"

>>24507
Kintaros: "Too easy! More! MORE FIGHTS!"

Tendou: "Grandmother once said: The fight will come. The strength is learning to wait."

Kintaros:"Pfack! WIZDOMS OF OLD NOT MATTER, STRENGTH IZ KEY!"

Tendou: "...you mock my elders?"

Ken: "Ooh, dramatic tension, I wonder where this is goi-"

Ken:"Oh right. I don't care, IT'S MY TURN!!!"

Ken:"BOOM! BOOM! Down you go!"

Ken:"All right! One shot! Pretty cool, huh? Huh?"

Wwwwelll...
Tendou:"Eh, it's..."
Kenya: Crow - Ricky says "Caw"
Ubuntu:
Kintaros:"I DO IT BETTER!"

Ken:"I hate you guys, you know th-"

Glod:"Well I thought it was very well done, an-"

Ken:"SHUT UP, GLOD!"

Ride The Wind (Instrumental)

Ken: "...no."

Ken:"NO NO NO YOU'RE NOT STEALING MY THUNDER HERE. I TOOK THAT MONKEY DOWN CLASS, AND YOU GO AND HAVE T-"

Kenya: red-tailed hawk screaming

Ken:"...f-fine."

Huh. This is certainly a different route gate.

Ken:"Lot roomier."

>>24515
Hey, gatekeep, what's with the larger gate?

???: "Well, the left leads normal to the Pokethalon Dome, while this path leads North to the National Park, and Eucreteak beyond."

Oh, okay, thanks.

???:"Wait, wait, hold on a moment. You do realize what day it is?"

Yeah, it's " "day, what about it?

???:"Well that means the bug catching contest is on today!"

The what now?

???:"Every " "day there's a short contest to see who can capture the best bug within a short time frame, using only one Pokémon and a few Park Balls. Everyone gets to keep the one they bring to show, and there's evolutionary stones for the grand prize!"

Ooh, sounds good, but I've got six already...

???:"Oh, we'll just hold onto the others for you, and give them back at the end of the contest."

Well, then...

Which Pokémon should Jack take for the contest?

>>24518
Ubuntu.

>>24519
Well, then, I'll take Ubuntu.

Ken: "What?"

Sorry, but this a BUG catching contest, you sort are too good with those things.

Ken: "Oh yeah."

Manager: "Well, the contest, is about to start, so get in there!"

Manager: "On your mark... get set..."

Tron Legacy Soundtrack OST …

Manager: "GO!!!"

Okay, so, we'll probably need to grab something higher in the levels to win, so let's try and get something rare or evolved okay?

Ubuntu: ...

...OKAY!

ALL RIGHT! FIRST UP IS!

A MET...a...po- Ubuntu, just kill it...

Ubuntu: Acknowledged.

SWEET! A BUTTERFREE! Ubuntu, get i-

Ubuntu: ENTERING SLEEP CYCLE.

N-no. NO. SNAP OUT OF IT!

UGH. Fine, let's try and catch it.

*Failed*

...of course.

Ubuntu:SLEEP CYCLE OVER. AWAITING INSTRUCTIONS.

NUKE THE BUG!!!

UBUNTU: INTERPRETING AGGRESIVE REQUEST AS DESIRE TO ATTACK ENEMY. RESPONDING.

Okay, let's try this again...

Okay! Caught it... Now, since this IS a event, I suppose we could keep looking for some other stronger ones... okay?

Ubuntu: ...

...OKAY!

TIME'S UP!!!

Darn... well, let's see if we won...

All right, let's hope we don't get called up first, Ubuntu!

Manager:"THIRD PLACE GOES TO..."

Hah! A Venonat? That's not even fully evolved! We've so got this is in the bag...

Manager: "SECOND PLACE GOES TO..."

...Pinsirs? They were in this? ...no, no it's cool, Butterfree's stronger so...

Manager: "AND THE WINNER! OF THIS BUG CATCHING CONTEST!!! IS!!!"

SOUND EFFECT DRUM ROLL

The Price is Right losing horn

WHAT??!!?

...Well, at least we get to keep this thing...

What is the name we shall give to this Butterfree?

>>24568
Do you already have a Fabio?
If not, Fabio.

>>24572
*BOX'D*

Pokemon G/S Remix: National Park

Ken: "Wow, you don't even know what place you got?"

Yeah...

Ken: "Man, that blows... Well at least we can get one more Pokémon, considering that was an event..."

Street Fighter Alpha 2 Gold He…

OH! Well... I can see why it won...

>>24576

Okay, be careful with it Kintaros!

...okay, not that careful...

Ugh, typing's bad! Tendou! You're up!

Tendou:"Grandmother once said, the battle i-"

YEAH, YEAH, WE GET IT! JUST DON'T KILL IT!

Tendou: "You shouldn't interrupt my Grandmother's words of wisdom. You never know when you might not have them.."

Okay, you're right. I'm sorry I interrupted your flavor text. Won't happen again.

Anyway, seems your typing's bad too, and all he's doing is Focus Energy, so I'm gonna switch you out too.

Tendou: "Sounds acceptable to m-"

!!! TENDOU!!!

TO BE CONTINUED

>>24583
Rainbow Dash - Dun dun duuuuuun

Tendou has fallen in battle.

Jack:...yo-...

Ken: "Jack? JACK! Snap out of it!"

...you're right. I'm sorry, I just... didn't know he could do that.

Glod: "Oh gosh, that's fast, I don't know if I do this guize..."

...wait, fast... Glod, hit it one more time!

Okay, hope this works...

Come on... COME ON!!!

...There. We caught it.

Ken: "You really want to keep this one? I mean, he ju-

...

Ken:"S-sorry..."

What is the name we shall give to this Scyther?

Killer?

>>24645
BOX'D.

Okay, guys, we better head off to Eucreteak. Bill probably won't wait around there forever, and we've wasted enough time with the Bug Catching Contest a-

Kenya: Pissed off eagle

...yeah, dropping off the bird.

Mark: "You want to battle?"

No, not really, I kind of need to get this Pokémon to the security guard, and then meet up wit-

Mark: "You want to battle. We're going to battle."

...o-okay?

Kintaros: "DELICIOUS PROTEINS OF PSYCHIC POKEMON MAKE ME STRONG IN BODY! BRING ON NEXT CHALLENGINGS!"

Kintaros:"PFACK! KADABRAS? BIGGER THEY ARE HARDER THEY FALL! I EAT YOU TOO! BUG Bi- * e... hng?

Kintaros: "WELL, NO MATTERS! I JUST CHARGE UP OTHER ATTACKS TO FIGHT MUSTACHED MONSTER MAN!"

Kintaros: "YES, NOW, TASTE M-!!!"

KINTAROS: "...MY...BRICK BREAK!!!"

Kintaros:"H..hit me with better shot next times."

TO BE CONTINUED, SUDDEN EXTRA WORK NEEDED ON PAPER, GODDAMNIT IT CHARLI

Ken: "Hey, Jack, isn't that the same tree that was blocking our path after we got that call in Violet City?"

Hey... yeah, yeah it is!

Glod: "Oh goodness, what's this caller?"

Nothing important, Glod, whoever it was he's probably not going to be bothering us after that mess with Azalea.

Well, I wonder whether... um...

Zelda: Skyward Sword Music - Groose's Theme

Does something seem... um... does it have a...

Ken: "Face?"

Y-you see it too? It's not just me? ...good?

Kenya: "...wak..."

Wait... didn't the flower shop back in Goldenrod say something about... this?

Ken:"Um... oh sorry, it's sort of hypnotic in a... uh, oh OH yeah, the squirtbottle. Try it on the tree. Maybe if we give it water it'll be happy, and let us pass... or something."

Uh, okay.

Zelda: Skyward Sword Music - Groosenator

Tree: "NRRG! MEEEH! WWAAAA!"

Ken: "OH CRAP! WHAT DID YOU DO?"

I DON'T KNOW, I THOUGHT TREES LIKED WATER OR SOMETHING! OH SWEET CEREBI IT HAS TEETH, WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH?

Tree:"UUUAAARRG!"

WHAT? POKEMON? WHAT? Oh who cares, just put the thing out of our misery!

Ken: "Oohhh... willies."

Glod:"Well, I don't think he's to-"

SHUT UP GLOD!

Glod: *twitch* "...o...kay..."

Anyway, I guess since we don't have any more water we can use, I'd say we just keep firing what we can at... it.

METAL CLAW!

Hmm... not enough damage... UBUNTU! GIVE EM A FACE FULL OF PSYBEAM!

Ubuntu:Attack scenario detected. Preparing proper battle parameters. Battle parameters set. Engaging.

Ubuntu: Massive da-damage taken. Reverting flotation power to remaining shields. Left gyroscopic aligners compromised. Rerouting... Power stable.

Crap. Now, we can't send in Ken or Kintaros. Ubuntu, keep Psywaving it, it won't be able to hit us too hard with Psywave.

Ubuntu:Danger. Critical system failure, rerouting power to.. nec.. esar-rr-rrry fun- ctions....

CRAP! Ubuntu are you al- oh.

Ubuntu: --..-...

Okay... it's alright... it's gone. It can't hurt us anymore.

Ken:"Well, want to drop off the bird?"

Huh? OH! Oh yeah, yeah, sure.

Heh. I remember this dump.

Hey! Tubster!

Tubster: "Wehh.... What? What's going on?"

We brought the mail-bird.

Tubster: "O-h, oh, OH! Yes. Yes. Thank... you. Cn'ahavit now?"

Well, it's been a good trip, Kenya, and I got to say, I think I might miss yo-

red-tailed hawk screaming

AAAGH GET OUT GET OUT MY PART-

CHAPTER TO BE CONCLUDED

CHAPTER CONCLUDED. TOLD YOU.

In Memoriam: Tendou (Lv. 14-17)

Classical Japanese Koto Music …

Eucreteak City. The oldest human settlement in the Johto region, with evidence of dwellings dating over 1500 years ago... The town has recorded perfect harvesting conditions, which the farms nearby use to cultivate multiple types of crops.

The Two Towers before you were once known as the Tower of Gold, and the Tower of Fire. During a fire several hundred years ago, the Tower of Gold was destroyed, and the local monks have kept the ruins as is, as legends state th-

Ken:"Jack!"

Oh! Uh... what's up?

Ken: "We gonna be here all day? That trek back from New Bark's got me aching for a stop at the Pokemon center."

HG/SS Ecruteak City - Remix

Oh, yeah, sorry about that. I just... wanted to read up about this pla-

Ken: "Yeah, yeah, I saw the gym thing too. We can check it out later, but right now, you and I have to take to get over to the center. Glod's got a wicked burn, too..."

Glod:"Ooh I singed my left nub..."

Still, would you take a look at this place? It's so historic! It's WAY better than Violet City!

Ken: "If by historic, you mean looks like everything's made of fake old-ish materials, then SURE I guess."

You know, you've been cranky lately, is something up?

Ken:"Nothing's UP. I just want to get some training done, it's been WAY too long a break from gym battles."

Well okay here we a- wait... isn't that...

Pokémon XD OST - T09: Dr. Kaminko's Manor

Bill:"Thanks again for letting me take a look at the old town records, ma'am."

Nurse:"Thank you for taking another look at the Center's healing grid! I'm sorry we weren't able to find what you were looking for."

Bill:"Eh, that research can wait, I'm just sorry I couldn't get the grid up and running fully. Whatever bug this error is, it's smart, and spreads like wildfire. I was sure I'd cracked it by now..."

...hey... HEY! YOU'RE THAT BILL GUY!

Bill:"Hm?"

Bill:"Ah! Enthuiastic Pokémon Tech-heads I assume? Well, I'll tell you straight up, Slateport Switchboard is really over-analyzing the whole cross-region tran-"

Cross-regi- no, wait, it's me Jack, the guy you wanted to talk to? Lyra told me about it.

Bill:"Hmm, Jack, huh? ...you know, I think I remember now, you needed to pick up some experimental weather equipment right?"

What?

Bill:"Yeah, like those guys in Hoenn were talking about. Before the a-"

NO, NO, NO! You said something about these strange phone calls I've been getting...

Bill:"Pho- PHONES! OH! Right... You're the dude with the... well you took your sweet time!"

Sorry, we got sidetracked, and there was this mess with a bird and-

Bill: "Look, nevermind that now. I have to get back to Goldenrod and see my folks. I can tell you what I know about the phones late-"

Ken:"AGGH! NO! We're not playing another waiting game about this. We lost four friends going on this dumb side-track and had to fight an evil tree. Tell us what you know."

Bill:"ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! I'll talk! But let's be quick, I'm already late as it is, and I think I may have stayed too long."

You aren't surprised he can talk?

Bill: "Hey, it wasn't hard for me."

...what?

Bill:"Long story. Look, that phone call you got was on an old army frequency. Detectable, but hard to de-scramble, and harder to record. Whoever this 'Prometheus' is, or was, he must have been pretty anxious about not being noticed..."

You know Prometheus?

Bill:"Oh yeah, he called me in Goldenrod too, months ago. Said there was some sort of plan going on in Ecruteak and I needed to investigate. But all I could find was old stories about the maker Pokémon... Look, I really haven't got much else to say, I thought I'd have more facts by now, but I think this might have been a wild Swanna chase... I'll call you if I find more though."

Uh... thanks.

Bill:"And if you do get a chance, ask him what he meant by 'the plan.' I just am too busy to keep working on this now."

ONE POKEMON CENTER HEALING LATER

Ken: "Well, I guess that gym's all we have left to do here for now. Let's get in there and fig-"

Shnozola:"Uhm... Ehcsuuss meess."

Ken:"...yes newblood?"

Shnozola:"Hhhai. Lishen, I knowf hwee have to hat aup the jaam, but hwee're much weaker than you ish. Mmmaybe we schould train ffirsh."

Yeah, the map did say there was a Mountain nearby full of Pokémon to fight. We could prep there before we take this place on!

Ken:"Yeah, bu-"

SUBALUWA! (Sumo Sound Effect)
Bosco:"YES! BOSCO NOT FIGHT IN LONG TIME! BOSCO WANT PUNCH SOMETHING ROCK AND STUPID!"

Ken: "Oh, come on, you had to get him out of the box to-"

Glod:"Uh, well, guys, I know we should fight, but maybe we should check out the sights first... get a feel of the town you know? Not every battle needs to be solved with roaring and fists..."

Ken:"No, that's even dumber, and eve-"

Killer:"If I might be so bold..."

Kamen Rider Skull Fight Song
Killer:"I couldn't help but overhear you reading that sign about those two towers. I'd say if we want to find what this 'Prometheus was discussing, looking for a place that was on FIRE, might be a good place to lo-"

Ken:"Hey shut up, bug-boy! You don't get a say! You killed Tendou!"

Killer: "The rules of survival were merely in play. I assure you that my desire to win that battle do not necessarily affect my commitment to this team, despite some shortcomings."

Ken:"WHY YO-"

Kids, please! These are all good ideas, but really, I think what we're going to have to do is...

Should Jack and the team head to the Ruined Tower, explore the city, or travel to Mt. Mortar and train for a while?

>>24853
First the city, then Ruined Tower, then Mt. Mortar.
Alternatively, bypass everything by finding your way through Mt. Mortar to hit Mahogany Town, then go to the route north, catch a Girafarig, come back to Morty and be untouchable.

>>24854
FIRST we should check out the town. Whatever Prometheus wanted us to go see must have either been with one of the villagers or in the tower. But we will need to get some training in, so a trip to Mt. Mortar would be good too.

Bosco:"BOSCO WANT FIGHT NOW!"

Glod:"Yay! My idea goes fir-"

Shut up Glod.

Glod:"..."

Old Man:"Hello there child, please, come in!
A lovely supper we're soon to begin!"

Uh, hey there. I'm looking for any information you might have about strange going-ons in town. Seedy activity maybe or something?

Ken:"Wow, you suck at this."

What, I'm not a detective.

Old Man:"Oh come now, friends, I can share,
There's no news I can't lay out bare!
But while there's trouble with kids after dark,
Nothing strange has passed the eyes of this old tree bark."

Ken:"...yeah speaking of goings-on, what's with the rhyming? And why does it feel familiar?"

Young Boy:"Yeah, all the grownups sound like that. Test of Adulthood does it."

Oh, uh, hi, my name's Jack and I-

Young Boy:"Was looking for interesting things. Yeah, I know. Well, you came to the wrong town, this place is a snoozefest. All the grownups don't care though, they take that test and suddenly everything's all hunky-dory. Weirdos."

Yeah, what test is this?

Young Boy:"Well, every Summer Solstice some of us head up to the top of the Bell Tower and see this... thing. It's supposed to tell us what we need to do with our lives. Most of the old guys like Grandpa over here have done it, but I haven't needed to yet. And I sort of hope I don't."

Old Man:"Don't mock the tradition, grandson of mine
for even for you there'll be a time
when the whole town needs to answer the call,
of the law that saves each one of us all."

Young Boy:"Yeah...okay."

That was... odd...

Glod:"Wait, I remember! That pretty lady in the forest was rhyming too! Maybe she's from here!"

Oh yeah! Hey Ken, you remember her?

Bosco:"BOSCO ONLY REMEMBER THEY ANNOYING AND SING-SONGY! BOSCO THINK THAT NOT GOOD!"

Ken:"...yeah... I remember that."

Hi, we're looking for anything unusual lately. Have you seen anything?

Inventor:"Oh, it's not what you see, but what you HEAR!"

What?

Inventor:"What if I were to tell you that items, hidden away by the years, could be found in an instant with sound?"

I'd... say I'd like to know where you're going with this?

Inventor:"I have created an astounding invention knowing as the Dowsing Medium Compressor of Highly-undectedable Nick-knacks! Or, the Dowsing MCHN, for short! It can find items in the ground, buried for years!"

...so what, it's an Itemfinde-

Inventor:"NO IT'S NOT AN ITEMFINDER I AM SO SICK O- MY invention uses sound waves on special frequencies, not magnets or whatever is in there. Here, try it."

Oh wow! Thanks!

Well, let's test this thing ou-

Ooh...

Hey! This is kind of fun!

Ken:"Oh no."

Glod:"What?"

Ken:"I know that look, the Professor used to get it all the time... come on Jack snap out of it!"

Hey! This is really fun!

Ken:"You get an itemfinder, and you find some cool things, but then it becomes..."

Hey I know!

Ken:"OH NO! HERE IT IS!"

Let's head back and see what else we can find in the old routes we've been to.

Ken:"FinderFever! Look, Jack, I know you got a new toy, but we have a pace to keep, and we can't just arbitrarily take a bunch of time off to go look for stu-

TO BE CONTINUED

Whew! Well, that wasn't so hard, huh Ken?

Ken: "Yes. Yes it was. You just walked everywhere we've been to find stuff on the floor we didn't need. Why."

Uh guys, I need to-

>>24891
What? No we skipped that cave we couldn't see in. That's not everywhere. And hey look at all this stuff! Rare Candies, potions...

Look, can we first get to m-

And we can sell these nuggets and get even mo-

AHEM!!!

Aggh, alright, what? What do you want?

Oh.

Shnozola has fallen in battle.

Ken: "...when did that happen?"

Well, uh... guess we better... replace him... tragic loss really... hrm...

Which Pokémon shall we now use as our sixth team member?

>>24895
My vote should be obvious.
(seriously though dude you got a bit of a Ground weakness going on, Water Gun could help I'M JUST SAYING)

>>24895
PICK THE BULBASAUR

>>24896
Hey, welcome to the team!

Leonard: ...

... okay then.

I guess I should sort out all this gear. First off, though, we'll need to give these rare candies to someone...

Who should Jack give the rare candies to?

>>24901
Killer. Get yourself some Wing Attack going on.

>>24902
Killer: "An excellent addition to my abilites. However, I seem to have met my limits for such. If you would be so kind as to choose for me what I should relinquish..."

Leonard: "...Hey, thanks, it's great to be on the team now!"

Should Killer replace a move with Wing Attack? And if so, which one?

>>24904
Pursuit is almost completely useless. Nix it.

Killer:"A suitable trade. with my ability and type advantages, this move will be most powerful."

Ken:"Yeah, don't get cocky about power, bug."

Killer:"Have I wronged you in some fashion?"

Ken:"You know what you did."

Great, now, let's restock some supplies. Arceus knows we're in dire need of some potions and Poké-balls.

Well, Killer, I guess now's your chance to try out that False Swipe of yours.

Sweet! A Poliwag! Okay, Killer, let's see if we can't catch this guppy.

Killer:"I will attempt to not live up to my name's sake."

Ken:"Bit late for that."

Leonard:"Hey, I could use those rare candies."

Here goes...

All right! Great work, Killer, that attack will be pretty handy in the future.

What is the name we shall give to this Poliwag?

MS. SWIRLY

BOX'D

YES, JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF CHARACTERS!

Hey, it's one of the towers that plaque was talking about.

Ken:"...you know, I'm getting the willies something fierce."

Not scared, are you?

Ken:"What? No, I ju-"

Bosco:"BOSCO TIRED OF NOT PUNCHING THINGS! BOSCO WANT GO TO MOUNTAIN!"

Okay, let's all calm down, I think we should check these towers out. Whatever reason Bill was sent up here should be in some of the more historic sections of the city...

Pokemon HG/SS - Bell Tower Music EXTENDED

Hello? Anyone here?

Bosco:"WELL, NO ONE HOME, BOSCO GO TO MOUNTAIN NO-"

No.

Oh, hey, you work here, right?

Monk:"If you mean, here do I serve?
Then yes, correctly you observe."

Ken:"Ugh, more rhyming. Can't you guys talk normally?"

Monk:"The matching is tradition, sir.
To not rhyme simply can't occur."

Whatever, listen, we were just wondering if you'd know anything about a PLAN with 'Maker Pokémon', that we might b-

Monk:"I know of... no such plan.
From where has this rumor...b-began?"

Well, we were just talking with Bill... and... are you okay?

Monk:"Sorry, but you'll have to leave.
Answers here, you won't receive.
No plan with Pokémon I see.
But maybe..."

What?

Monk:"Ask Morty.
The leader of our city's gym.
The only adult here held on a whim,
From the rhyming duties of our kind.
More answers he might have in mind."

LATER

Fire and Howling Wind

WOAH! WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

Mayor:"Excuse me, sir, come here, come here.
You have business with the Gym Leader?"

We- uh... yeah, I just... we're here looking around for some sort of rumors about a plan involving Pokémon and... uh... is he ...here?"

Mayor:"No he is not. Last I recall..."

Uh, hang on, what's with the wind and creepy fire fog?

Mayor:"Oh, please, don't mind the squall.
Our gym is ghost-typed, and so it would seem.
Young Master Morty thought it best,
to 'ambiance' his badge's test."

Well... that's something all right.

Mayor:"Sorry, but you'll have to leave.
For now, challengers we can't recieve.
Last I remember, he went to the hall.
Of Kinomo Girls, sisters five in all."

UGH, he better be in here, I'm sick of running around where nobody has any answers beyond 'ask someone else'.

Bosco:"THIS WHY BOSCO SAY WE GO MOUNTAIN. PUNCH THINGS NOT CONVOLUTED AND TEDIOUS."

Pokemon Gold/Silver - Kimono G…

Socialite:"HEY! HEY! GET OFF THE STAGE!"

Young Man:"You're ruining the show."

???:"Oh, um, sir, I... oh..."

???:"Andsh, fhor my nexst trick..."

What the...

Pokemon G/S/C Remix: Team Rock…

Is that a-

Rocket:"Ah'm gonna needs thish fine... peach of ash... to come awn up her... n'bring me a deck of cahds..."

Old Lady:"Get off the stage you drunkard mook!
You're only being cause to spook!"

Rocket:"Ey, don't you rhyme at too, bish. I'm... I'm fuck'n Rocket. I do wha ah wan."

Hey! What are you doing here?

Rocket:"Huh? Hey, I nnnno you... you messed wish my bosses planz 'n ... that well place."

Leonard:"Woah, guys... this guy's from Team Rocket!"

...anyway, why are you here?

Rocket:"Whah yuu her? Gotz zum bushness wid mah team? Man, I'll... I'll kick your butt..."

No, really, what are you doing here? I don't have time for this.

Rocket: "I cant'z go where I wan? Dance where i wesh? Wha kand of ashol are youu?"

Ugh, there's no talking to him. Bosco! You wanna punch something? Punch this.

Bosco:"BOSCO BEEN WAITING TOO LONG FOR THIS!"

TO BE CONTINUED

Pokemon Gold/Silver: Team Rocket Battle Remix

Rocket: ‘Ish Fffang that shtupid monkey!’

Bosco:”ICE? BOSCO?!?! YOU NOT KNOW BOSCO TYPING!!!”

Bosco:”BOSCO PUNCH!!!”

Bosco:”Bosco win…”

Pokemon Gold/Silver - Kimono G…
Rocket: “Ehhh… forget thish whole town… everyone talks in rhymes, no one does danshes fer me, and the shtupid kid is here too…”

Ken: “Spill it boozehound, what are you doing here?”

Rocket: “Man, ah’m just seeing the sights, checking out babes on mah time off, getting well acquainted with shume local vineyars, harmless fun, you know? S’not like I’ve got a secret mishson to the Tower or somethi-“

The Tower? What do you know about the Towers?

Rocket: “…oh chrap…”

Killer: ”It appears he knows something about a covert operation, shall I coax him to reveal a bit more?”

Sound-Effects - Swords Clashing

Rocket:”No, wait, I was just waiting for him, I mean didn’t even see… oh forget this, AH’M OUTTA HERE!”

Hey, are you alright?

Kimono Girl: "Oh, I'm fine, thanks. He didn't cause too much trouble, just got up on stage after too much to drink during the ceremony..."

Bosco:"DRESS LADY NOT RHYME?"

Kimono Girl:"Hmm? OH the Test... no, my sisters have done it before, but I haven't yet. I mean, I will next solstice but... anyway, I want to thank you for getting rid of that guy. My name's Miki. What's yours?"

Uh, Jack. Say, you wouldn't happen to know where Morty went? We need to talk to him about some Pokémon and he's b-

>>25018
Spreeses everyone knows a rhyming character is good if they ALWAYS rhyme. Always. Forever.

FOREVER.

Miki: "Morty? Uh, Morty left a while ago before the Rocket came in. Said he had to meet a friend in the old Tower of Gold."

...great. Well, I guess we'll head out. Catch you later, Miki.

Old Man:
"Hold on my boy! I do declare!
That was quite a fight you put out there!"

>>25019
(Zuki: "We're not the same girl! Shame on ye!"
Naoko:"Our differences are plain to see!
Though the fire may fool your eyes..."
Miki: "Yeah, okay, thanks sis, I can handle this one...")

Oh what, the Rocket? That wasn't that big a deal.

Old Man: "Nonsense! A glorious fight it was!
For justice was its noble cause!
A gift I shall bestow upon thee..."

Jack received the HM03!

Okay, let's see if we can't finally meet up with Morty about the other Tower. I'm so sick of running around...

Leonard:"Wait a minute...

THAT GUY WAS WITH TEAM ROCKET!!!"

DRAMATIC SOUND EFFECT "SHOCK HORROR"

To be continued... again...

Okay, I promise next Saturday I'll do another one. Having two finals on the same day does cut down any free time though.

...okay I lied. I don't know when it's coming back.
Look, finals will be done by next week, so maybe then. If the job isn't fucking over times.
I'm sorry I forgot guys, I just... goddamn this business paper.

>>25041
this board is pretty much dead, don't think anyone's going to miss it