Ken: "Jack, you've been fiddling with that thing for a good ten minutes now."

Well, wouldn't you? I mean, who was that guy?

Ura: "Like, I don't know, but he was acting all, SPOOKY and stuff..."

R. Mika: Didn't he say something about Azalea?

*Jack fiddles with the watch's phone some more and finally quits*

Okay, whatever, we get to Goldenrod I'm getting this looked at.

Ken: "Yeah, probably best to figure out later, LET'S GO GET ANOTHER GYM BADGE!"

Andy Dick: "Fine, whatever..."

Route 34 Orchestrated

Bosco: BOSCO HOPE BOSCO GET TO PUNCH MORE THINGS THIS ROUTE!

Hey, don't forget we've got to catch something here too...

Man: "Oh thank goodness, a trainer! Hey you! Could I ask you a favor?"

Uh, sure, what's wrong?

Man: "Well, I have a bit of a problem. You see, there's this... thing... in the way to Goldenrod, and it's blocking the path there."

Huh?

Man: "Yeah, it's like a... tree... made of rock."

R. Mika: "Wait, what?"

Man: "Anyway..."

Man: "I have this old Hidden Machine on me, but I don't have any Pokemon. Would you happen to have a Pokemon that can use it?"

Really? What's it got in it?

--------

...hey, Basco?

Basco: "Hmm?"

You wanted to punch something, right?

Well, here's your chance...

Which move should Bosco give up to learn Rock Smash?

Leeeeeeer...

>>23378
Bosco: "BOSCO NOT NEED STUPID DEATH-LOOK TO PUNCH THINGS! BOSCO PUNCH THINGS HARD AND THEY AFRAID OF BOSCO ANYWAY!"

All right, let's test it out!

-----

Did it work?

Bosco: "...tree still there..."

Huh. Hey dude? We couldn't get it to work.

Man: "Oh. Well, thanks for trying anyway. Now I'll need my Hidden Machine back..."

Routes 110, 111, and 112 - Pok…

R. Mika: "Weren't we supposed to give him back that HM?"

Oh. Yeah...

Ken: "..."

Bosco: "ROCKS! BOSCO GONNA SMASH THEM!"

Now, Bosco, wait up, we can't keep having you run o-

Bosco: "Bosco found something."

Hmm? What is it?

A Wild Pokémon! - Johto (Gold…

WAAGH!

OH GOD WHAT IS IT??!!

Ken: It's a... flying crab...

Well, whatever it is, we caught it, good job Bosco.

What name shall we give to the Kabuto?

>No one's watching
Womp womp womp

Well, we'll finish this later in the weekend I guess.

>>23386
Shoot, I was watching. Name him Bruce Willis

>>23385
Name him Tendo

>>23388
Tendo Souji if it fits. Doo eeet.

All right, starting it up again 6pm Sunday October 2nd.

BE THERE.

>>23385
name it SHELDON

Tendou: My Grandmother once said...

"The greatest battle of all is the battle within..."

BOX'D

Bosco: "Bosco not get it."

Ken: Of course you don't.

Yeah, well, let's get goi- Oh. Huh.

R. Mika: Ooh, a rare candy.

Who should get the rare candy?

(gdiforgottopostthelevels)

>>23397
Urataros. She could use the boost

>>23398
Ura: Mm~ That was GOOD~

Honda: Oh! Uh...

Ken: Hm?

Honda: N..nothing...

>>23399
Well, that's a full circle back to Violet City. I guess we can't really get to Goldenrod that way.

R.Mika: You know, I'm beginning to suspect that THING didn't end up there on accident...

How come?

R.Mika: Well, the only way NOW is south, and the only thing SOUTH is...

Prometheus...

Ken: That's a stupid name, and he's stupid for messing with us.

Andy Dick: Hm. Of course you unintellectual knuckleheads wouldn't know who HE was. I guess I'll just HAVE to clue you in o-

R. Mika: Please for the good of all of us, shut up.

Well, we better stock up on supplies firs-

The Professor's Errand - GRonnoc
Assistant: Oh! Jack! Thank goodness you're here! I'd been meaning to speak with you.

Ken: Ugh, this guy.

Assistant:"Now, do you remember that package you picked up from Mr. Pokémon?"

Yeah, what about it?

Assistant: "Well, the professor wanted to know if you'd like to ke-"

No, not really.

Assistant: "You do know this is one of those 'you have to say yes things, right?'"

...yeah, kind of.

Assistant: "Great! Now, just store one of your Pokemon, and you can have it all for yourself!"

Ken: "You're not really gonna take that thing with us, are you?"

Of course not, I'm just gonna drop it in the PC when we get it, and switch our Pokemon back out. In you go, Honda.

Honda: "Um...b-bye..."

Okay, hand it over.

Assistant: "Excellent! I'll head back and let Elm know you got the egg!"

Yeah, sure...

Well, anyway, let's drop this off a-

Pokemon Gold/Silver - Kimono G…

???: A young man crosses path with fate,
But is the trial he takes too late?

R. Mika: ...who the heck are you?

???: "The sign this IS your destiny!"

Andy Dick: "Does this happen a lot, the whole weirdos talking to you?"

No, it's not.

Zuki: "Oh how rude of me, Zuki is my name.
And of your quest, I must proclaim.
To Azalea! You must do go,
for there a secret you will soon know..."

Wait, were you sent here by Prometheus too? Because let me tell you I'm getting sick of all thi-

Zuki: "What sent me here? Your master or mine?
Are they even the same? All will be clear in time...
The point is, right now, the pathway is clear,
Azalea is all you can go to from here..."

Bosco: "BOSCO WANT KNOW WHY WE STILL LISTENING TO THIS SILLY LADY.

Zuki: "Take courage, young man and know this well,
The vassals of our lord, only truth do we tell,
for the fire has purged us of lies..."

I'd purge them with my fire if you know what I mean

Huh. That was weird. Well, let's go get Honda an-

Bosco: "ROCK!!!"

Bosco,we don't even know what's... back... there...
>>23410
Bosco: "HEHEHEHE, BOSCO GET THAT ONE!"

Wow. I hope we can catch it.

>>23413
How in the hell are you finding these things?

All right, we got a GRASS type!

Ken: "Pff... grass..."

What is the name we shall give to the Turtwig?

>>23415
Momotaros

>>23416
Momotaros:"ORE! SANJ-"
BOX'D.

>>23415
Raphael

...anyway, let's just drop this egg off and pick up Honda...

Ken: "Yeah, let's just head to Azalea, better than sitting around in THIS weird town."

Huh...

R. Mika: "What's up?"

You know, NOW might be a good time to switch up the roster a little. We could try someone besides Honda..."

Which Pokémon should Jack take for his new 6th?

>>23419
You need a plant type for the moment. add Momo.

>>23417
Aww...

>>23420
Momo: WWWWWWWWWWWHAT THE HECK DID YOU CUT ME OFF FOR, PUNK?

No, I just, it's the boxi-

Bosco: "So this are new companion? Hah! BOSCO THINK HE WON'T LAST TEN MINUTES ON FIELD!!"

Momo: "NAAAAANII?!?!* You saying I ain't got enough strength to back me UP?"

Bosco: "BOSCO JUST SAYING WHAT EVERYONE THINKING, STUPID TURTLE!!!

Momo: "Oh you want to rumble? You want to play with MY skill? I'll take you on! I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON!!!"

Ken: "Why? Why do you keep catching these kind of guys?"

Two Steps From Hell - Atlantis

Okay, guys, enough bickering, all we can really do is just go to Azalea, and hope that they'll have a gym we can fight there too, so it won't be a complete loss.

Ken:"Oh, finally! I thought we'd never leave this stupid town."

R. Mika: "Just remember what we were talking about, Jack. No backing out."

Ura: "Well, like, Violet City WAS getting sort of old."

Bosco: "BOSCO JUST GLAD THERE'S MORE STUFF FOR BOSCO TO PUNCH!!!

Andy Dick: "Just don't get us killed, weirdo..."

All right, everyone, thanks for sticking it with me for now. The journey might get a little tough from here on out, but I'm sure we'll do ju-

Momo:"ARRRGH, ENOUGH STALLING! LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO!!!!!!"

*CHAPTER TO BE CONTINUED*

Starting up again sometime this weekend. Probably Saturday.

Okay, okay, SUNDAY 5PM.

Life's sort of blown up all crazy and stuff, and moments of respite are hard to pin down.

Um... thanks...

R. Mika: "Why do people keep handing us things?"

Momo: "Heh~ That might be good for MY skill-set. Not that it needs TOO much improvement. Oy, Jack-kun, toss the seed over here."

Um...sure...

Momo: "Eeeeh?!?!? YOU TRYING TO START SOMETHING, PUNK??!"

N-now Momo, calm down, we can just sort this ou-

Pokemon HG & SS: Johto Tra…

Oh never mind.

Momo: "A BIDOOF? You talking smack with THAT lousy thing? I mean, what's it gonna do?"

Momo: "HAH! NOTHING! NOW SEND IT THE NE-"

!!! MOMOTAROS!!!

Momo: "Ki...sama-ta...chi..."

Momotaros has fallen in battle.

Bosco: "...Bosco was only joking. Bosco wanted him get stronger!"

Bosco:"rrrrRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOSCO KILL STUPID BIIIRD!!!!!!!"

Momo... I...

R. Mika: "..."

Momo: "I KNOW alright? We'll just... we'll just keep going. After this gym battle we could buy some Revives, and we'll be okay from there on out.

Bosco:"Bosco not satisfied..."

Okay, we need to make sure that doesn't happen again. Everyone needs to get balanced out level-wise. Ura, you're up.

Ura: "Sure~ Like, I think I can take this."

>>23466
GOD DAMMIT

>>23469
Good thing this isn't a traditional Nuzlocke, or things would be shitty.

Ura: "Wow! I like, did it by myself~"

...

...Good job, Ura, I guess. Let's try the lower path a-

AM / FM Radio Tuning - Sound Effect

...you.

Tron Legacy - Soundtrack OST -…

Prometheus: "WE'RE LESS TRACEABLE ON THIS ROUTE. THE UNION RAIL BLOCKS TRACES FOR LONGER, BUT WE STILL HAVE TO BE QUICK. 198 SECONDS."

YOU! WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? WHY'D YOU BLOCK THE WAY TO GOLDENROD?

Prometheus: "I DID YOU A FAVOR IN TWO WAYS. THE TRAINERS OF THE GOLDENROD ARE VERY POWERFUL, AND YOU WOULDN'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST THEM AT YOUR LEVEL. 164 SECONDS."

Bosco: "TURTLE'S DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU, STUPID VOICE, BOSCO NOT GONNA LET THAT GO ANY TIME SOON!"[b]

Prometheus: [b]"I AM NOT TO BLAME FOR YOUR TRAINER'S MISJUDGEMENTS, I AM HERE TO PROPERLY EXPLAIN WHAT HE MUST DO. 126 SECONDS"

Prometheus: "JACK. WHEN YOU ARRIVE AT AZALEA, YOU MUST LOCATE A OLD MAN NEAR THE FOREST IN A CRAFTER'S SHOP. HE IS ONE THE OPERATIVES WORKING WITH US. 102 SECONDS."

Wait, who?

Prometheus: "I CANNOT SAY OVER THE CONNECTION. IT WOULD JEAPORDIZE THE PLAN FOR THIS TAKE-DOWN. AND DON'T BOTHER ASKING WHO WE'RE TAKING DOWN, YOU'LL KNOW THEM WHEN YOU SEE THEM. 79 SECONDS."

...I don't HAVE to listen to you.

Prometheus: "NO, BUT, WHEN YOU SEE WHAT'S GOING ON, YOU WILL. 58 SECONDS."

Ken: "Going on for WHAT? What are you even talking about?"

Prometheus:"REVICOM LIES. 37 SECONDS."

Revicom? The guys who make Revives? Lying about what?

Prometheus:"WATCH THE NEWS IN TWO HOURS. END OF LINE."

...

Andy Dick: "Wait, you guys aren't stupid enough to play along are you? It's got to be a trap of some kind."

We'll just see when we get there. Maybe we'll get some answers, maybe we won't. But we don't have a different option right now...

...Lots of water trainers, I'm guessing. You're up, Andy.

AC/DC - Thunderstruck

Ura: "Man, this isn't fun. I'm tired of being behind everyone..."

Look, we'll get you balanced with everyone else. There might be somewhere to train up ahead.

Good, a Pokemon Center, we can heal up and then we'll ju-

Street Vendor: "Hey, little man! Let me talk to ya a sec!"

WHAT? No. That's... that's disgusting, what would you even do with one?

Street Vendor: "Hey, I've seen this stuff work wonders, man! You got to try this."

The answer's no.

Street Vendor: "I've seen it heal Pokémon completely, I swe-"

Not interested.

Ura:"Did he say it could, like, heal Pokém-"

He's lying. Homeopathic junk is just that, junk... a tail can't HEAL Pokémon. Now, let's get you guys in the machine that heals you but only if you're still conscious because it's broken.

...

Fisherman Jim: "... for fishing."

OH! Oh, oh, yeah, yeah sure!"

Spreeses:
print ("HELLO EVERYBODY I'VE MADE LOTS OF NEW FRIENDS IN HERE SAY HI EVERYBODY, THAT JACK GUY'S HERE AND HE MIGHT HAVE BROUGHT HAPPY MEALS")

Honda: "...uh, can I, uh c-can I um not...ooh..."

Tendou: "Grandmother once said... I would kill the damn thing if I knew how."

Which Pokémon should Jack take as his new Sixth member?

>>23483
MEDITITE. I musta missed when you caught that one.
Meditite are miraculously strong.

>>23484
Juri:*stretches arms and cracks neck* Hmm!

Ken: "Yeah... yeah, welcome to the team."

Juri:*smirks*

OH FUCKING HELL FIRE DRILL NOW?

SON OF A BITCH.

Hang on everyone, be back in a bit.

Of course Meditite are also quite fragile. Do take care.

Juri: *poses* "Hyaa!"

No, not a bird trainer, Juri, this is Andy's forte.

Andy Dick: *sigh* "Let's just get this over with."

Ken: "Oh come on? HE'S the strongest now? What a gyp."

Andy Dick: "Oh, shut up, you'll get your chance later too."

Andy Dick: "...Huh. I think I can..."

?

Andy Dick: "Uh, hang on a second, metal brain can only store so much, hrrrrng..."

Should Andy Dick replace any move with Thunder Wave? And if so, which one?

>>23490
Hhhhrrrggs...I say skip it. Bones, if you're watching, what say you?

>>23490
I say fuck Metal Sound.

Or Supersonic. Fuck Supersonic.

>>23491
Andy Dick:"Oops, um, nevermind, guess not. Whatever."

Uh, huh...

Union Cave G/S Remix

So, this is the Union Ca-

A Wild Pokémon! - GRonnoc

OH SNAP!

Ooh! An Aron!

Juri: Hm!*Punches air* Haaaa-

Hey, hey! I can catch this one, be careful...

Juri: *pouts*

YES! Another one for the team!

Juri:*smirks and crosses her arms, proud of herself*

What is the name we shall give the Aron?

>>23498
GLOD

Glod: "Hello, everyone. My name is Glawwwd. I'm not that Great at fighting... and I'm kind of smallll, but I think that I would be a WONDERFUL addition to your teaaaaaaaa-

*BOX'D*

R. Mika: "Yeah, probably for the best..."

Well, we got another Pokémon, but I think now would be a good place to train. Ura and Juri could use some leveling, and I think only R. Mika's not able to beat SOMETHING.

R. Mika: "Fine, more to keep us in balance, I guess."

Right, so let's get to work, gang!

Ura: "All Right~"

~CHAPTER TO BE CONTINUED~

So, are we getting another part soon?

My DEEPEST apologies for forgetting about this last week, Fall Break was on and I forgot to say I wouldn't be available for that weekend.

Chapter IV WILL be completed this weekend, even if we have to do multiple days.

Starting up 6:00PM Central Tonight

Well, I'd say that's enough training. Let's keep going.

Juri: *shrug*

Ura: "Like, this cave is awesome, I am, like, flooring EVERYTHING in here~"

Ken: "Seriously? Don't people come through here all the time?"

Hiker: "Nah, man I b-"

R. Mika: "Yes, we literally JUST talked to a guy at the center who came through here. How did you not see him?"

Hiker: "...b-shut up."

Ura: "EW~~~! Oh my GOSH, what IS that?"

Juri: *squints at Ura condescendingly*

Ura: "Whatever, it's dead now. Life is awesome again."

Fallout 3 Soundtrack- Level Up

Ura: "Ooh~ Dramatic~"

Ura: "Oh, hey, big guy? I think I'm having one of those 'got to get rid of something in my head for this' things..."

Uh, okay.

Should Urataros replace a move with Swift? And if so, which one?

>>23556
Probably Water Sport.

>>23557
Ura: "Yeah, Water Sport was stupid, I'm like, ALREADY resistant to fire. What do I need it for?"

Juri's Turn!

Juri:*Kicks air* "Hyah!"

Hmm... This would probably would go faster if we weren't non-effective...

Juri: *grimaces*

...forget this. Hey, Juri, step out for a second...

Juri: "?"

Welcome to the jungle By Guns …

Bosco: YOU KNOW WHERE YOU IN?

Bosco: YOU IN BOSCO'S JUNGLE!

Bosco: "YOU GONNA GET PUNCHED!"

Bosco: "YOU TOO, STUPID RAT THING!"

Bosco: "NOW DOES BOSCO NEED THIS OR NOT?"

Should Bosco replace a move with Fury Swipes? And if so, which one?

>>23565
Nah fuck it.

>>23566
Bosco: "OF COURSE BOSCO THINK THIS ATTACK STUPID! WHO USES FURY SWIPES?"

Ken: "Wow, THIS guy seems like a real HOTHEAD, huh?"

Andy Dick: "There is a special place in Hell for those who use puns like that."

>>23568
>Fire puns
>A special place in Hell

Fluttershy - Yay 2

Should Juri replace a move with Hidden Power? And if so, which one?

>>23569
Andy Dick: "I know what I said..."

>>23571
Fuck it

>>23572
Juri: *shakes head*

Or, maybe not.

R. Mika: "Okay, enough of this. It's my turn."

Ken: "Man, this sucks, when am I gonna get to go again?"

R. Mika: *scoffs* "Watch and learn, Foghorn Leghorn."

R. Mika: "OW!"

Ken: "I'm learning something, alright..."

R. Mika: "Hey, shut u- *fwoosh* OW!"

R. Mika: "There, it's dead... screw you all."

Hang on, R. Mika, I've got some medicine from the ruins...

R. Mika: "Ack! *ptoo* Tastes like old sweat and leaves..."

Well, at least it healed you up.

R. Mika:"Whatever..."

Yeah, get on that burn or she's gonna be useless.

Pokénut: "HEY! Hey Mister!"

Ken: "Oh God, what is he wearing?"

Pokénut: "And now we can do a battle!"

Ken: "No, no, it's fine, we have to g-"

Ken: *rubs eyes* "Look, you guys are on your own for this dude. He creeps me out."

Ken: "Well, actually, that wasn't so bad."

ALL RIGHT! WE'RE ALL BALANCED OUT! Time to get out of here.

Juri:*points at Andy Dick with one level higher*

All. Balanced. Out.

Bosco: "Even Bosco sick of training. Bosco kind of wonder if that news thingie any good."

News article?

Bosco:"Yeah, don't you remember what stupid watch guy said? News in two hours? That was what, two hours ago?

...

CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP

DUDE! We don't have TIME for this.

Bosco:"BOSCO FINE WITH PUNCHING ROCKS FOR A BIT FIRST!"

>>23586
It's what you get for running while there be trainers about.

Bosco:"BOSCO STRO-

Yes, yes, you're strong, we get it, it's raining like crazy, and we're missing a important news article! Let's go!

Bosco: "You interuppted Bosco. You gonna regret that."

HG/SS Azalea Town - Orchestral Remix

C'mon! C'MON! WHERE'S A TELEVISION?

Ken: "Anyone else see that guy in front of the well?"

???: "Oh! Hello, young man, I'm afraid I'm not open for business right no-"

We need to use your T.V!

???:"Um... it's... over there?"

Thanks, old man!

Phew! Made it.

NBC Nightly News Theme Song

"Good evening, Johto, I'm Jeff Rickshaw with New Bark Corporate News. Our top stories tonight, the freak weather patterns in the Gulf of Sevii have seem to have completely disappated, allowing travel to neighboring regions before since restricted for several years from high-risk in travel. Also, a Whiscash epidemic? NBC correspondent Jamie Opal has the report on the shaky ground most residents in Lavender Town now feel upon. And more corporate rumors about Revicom, why experts are saying the company has been covering up corporate terrorism directed against itself. So, the question is, why is it so apprehensive to help?"

"But first, tragedy strikes a home in Goldenrod, when a young girl is brutally chopped to bi..."

This may take a while.

???: "Are you nearly done, young man?"

Almost. News is almost over.

Ken: "You know, I know we're supposed to be waiting for something on the news about this Revicom group, but maybe that dude on the radio isn't someone to listen to."

*shrug* We've come this far, might as well hear what he has to say.

Little Girl: "Radio guy?"

Hm?

Little Girl: "You mean the man who said to Grampa he'd help get back the Slowpoke?"

What?

???: "Jenny, that's enough!"

Jenny: "Sorry, Grampa Kurt."

Ken: "Hey, now that you mention it, this house looks like a craftshop..."

What did you say again?

News: "The Slowpoke."

Hm?

News: "A simple-minded creature, but within its tail is the key to the single greatest item on the Pokémon roster today: The Revive. It was this patent that has led Revicom to be one of the few businesses to boom from the Pokémon Center system malfunction. But while the company has been very cooperative in the crisis, the company has calculated heavy losses and raised prices from what rumors say, are possible attacks on the company. So, many are left wondering, why is Revicom so hush hush?. Jason Startbuten has more.

Jason: "The Revive. An essential, and restricted, item essential for any major trainer left. The lifeline for Pokémon, in these troubling times. And Revicom has been more than helpful in the crisis. It's young CEO, Petron Baxter, has lowered the price of the Pokémon cure all, and offered younger trainers emergency supplies of their own.

But recent hushed-up attacks on their factories in Hoenn have led to troubling suggestions. That whoever broke the Centers, is now after the last line for Trainers left. While some have linked this to a possible offshoot of the Pokémon Liberation Front in Unova, a recent audio link given to the media suggests a different source, a man by the name of Prometheus."
*crackled hissing*"Revicom Lies. The Revives are tainted with the hands of evil. You cannot trust them!"
Public pressure led Petron Baxter to gave a small press conference at the Goldenrod Tower last Wednesday."

Petron: "This harassing individual by the name of Prometheus is nothing more than a sensationalist fear-mongerer trying to associate a face with small and unfortunate accident in the Lilicove Factory. What happened was a chemical explosion caused by an improper management of coolant pressure in the facility by an isolated worker. We are working VERY hard to insure that our other plants are not affected by a said disaster, and this Prometheus cannot throw the public into another mindless frenzy over accidents."

News:"Regardless, with the loss of this factory, and the preserved slowpoke material, the regulations on Revives have now been raised to prevent shortages. Trainers must now have a total of THREE Badges and 1000 Pokedollars to purchase one Revive. Revicom and the Mart Community apologize for the raise on restrictions."

WHAT?!?! But then, how will we-

"Regardless, the clock is to quickly replicate the lost cells of Slowpoke tail, now that the outright farming has been ruled illegal. Reporting from Goldenrod, Jason Startbuten, NBC News."

Andy Dick: "Wait, so he wanted to see us unable to use Revives? The heck's wrong with this guy? And why go through all that trouble to get us to this town?"

Ken: "Wait, did that little girl say something about Slowpo-"

Kurt:"A-HEM!"

Wait... are you the contact Prometheus was talking about?

Kurt: *slouches* "Hm... I heard you'd be rash, but I didn't expect this..."

*bends in close* "A few weeks ago, our town's Slowpokes were rounded up and shipped off out of town overnight. We weren't sure where, but a few days ago, I recieve a call from this man calling himself Prometheus and asks me if I want to be a hero? I ask him who he is, and all he says is to wait for you, and exactly who took the Pokemon away... and since you're here..."
The Incredibles OST 8 New & Improved
"I guess now I can tell someone."

What? Who were they?

Kurt: "Apparently? Team Rocket."

Ura: "Wait? Team Rocket? Like, didn't they get disBANDED about ten years ago or something?"

Kurt: "Apparently not. I guess the Kanto clean-up wasn't as thorough as they said. Anyway, they're keeping the Slowpoke down in the old well, and collecting the tails to sell to Revicom under the table. I understand they're sacred to the town and all that, but really, some wild Pokemon getting stolen by thugs to sell is not my business... But that was before they took my Granddaughter's as well."

R. Mika: "Ooh..."

Kurt: "Let's just say I'm up for a bit of community service right now, kid. Heal up and follow me to the well. I'll get the guards out of the way."

The Incredibles OST 9 Kronos Unveiled

Woah. Team Rocket...

Ken: "You're not scared are you, champ?"

What? No, I guess not.

Ken: "Good. Because frankly, I've been waiting for something like this."

Bosco: "So, it was Team Rocket that made us go this way?"

R. Mika: "Sort of."

Bosco: "So, it was Team Rocket that made Momo get beat up?"

R. Mika: "In a way, yes."

Bosco:...Bosco hate that cave, Bosco hate meanies, Bosco hate lots of things right now, but Bosco REALLY hate guys who kill Momo. BOSCO PUNCH THINGS BOSCO HATE! BOSCO PUNCH THEM TIL THEY DEAD!!!"

Ken: "For once, my angry monkey comrade... I think we're in agreement. Let's kick some ass."

IN MEMORIAM: Momotaros. (Lv.12)

NINE POSTS OF R. MIKA NOT BEING FUNNY

11 POSTS OF BOSCO SHOUTING AT THINGS

AND

SOMEONE USES A POTION?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME, THIS SUNDAY AT 6PM CENTRAL, ONLY ON

SPIRIT GOLD Z

Forgot my name. This is me.

Better make it 6:30. Lots of stuff to do for classes, and I need to get my math book back from my project partner when his work's over.

Greatest Battle Music Of All T…

LET'S GO SAVE SOME SLOWPOKE!!!

R. Mika: Jack, wait, don't you think we should make some sort of strategy so that we don't get ambushed or some-

LEAP OF GENERAL FRUSTRATION AT THE CURRENT SITUATIOOOOO...

Pokémon: Dark cave/Ice path/S…

...OOOOOOO...

....OOOO-
*SMCK*
...Ow.

R.Mika: "You okay there, hero?"

Ugh... why isn't there water in this WELL?

Kurt: "Hey, kid! Get up and get over here!"

Ugh... hey, Kurt... what's up?

Kurt: "The front guard's been taken care of, the rest of the operation's bunkered up farther down the well."

Ken: "Great! Let's go take care of them!"

Kurt:"Well, there's a bit of a problem with that. Seems they were able to sound the horn before I could stop them. Probably another squad's on its way. I'll need to make sure they don't attack the town, and warn the others. Sorry, kid, but it's up to you to clean out the stragglers."

Ura: "Like, no sweat, old geezer dude~ We'll be fine, we're pretty awesome like that!"

BRACING FOR SILENT HILL-ESQUE TEETH MONSTER WITH GRABBY HANDS

Andy Dick: "Oh goodie, another CAVE."

Bosco "BOSCO WANT KNOW WHY SPARKY BALL ALWAYS GOT BE NEGATIVE NANCY?"

Rocket: "Oh hey, Reinforcements! Listen, thanks for taking care of that old dude, guy was crazy and st-"

We're not reinforcements.

Rocket: "Huh?"

We're here to stop your evil plans and knock over your stuff, like heroes.

Rocket: "Okay, seriously, no. Enough's enough. First the old dude, and now another dumb kid, I'm tired of this running crap."

Ken: Wait, a Cacnea? I thought Rockets only got issued Ekans or Rattata or something similar."

Rocket: "Oh? Expecting something easier to deal with? Well too bad, because this is the new Rocket, and we're more powerful than eve-"

R. Mika: "Killed it."

Rocket: "Ah...I... HEY!"

Final Fantasy XII Music: Level Up!

R. Mika: "Woohoo..."

R. Mika: "Oh hey, new attack."

Should R. Mika replace a move with Whirlwind? And if so, which one?

>>23666
On second thought, Tackle. Whirlwind could be useful in a desperate situation with a wild pokemon. (not that that's likely.)

>>23668
Whirlwind works on Trainer's Pokemon too, and all the Gym Leaders have six here. Apparently.

Tackle!

>>23668
R. Mika: "Killer. Who needs Tackle anyway?"

Now...

Tell us where the Slowpoke you're hunting are, or I'-

Rocket: "Oh, they're in the back."

Huh?

Rocket: "Yeah, go ahead and take them. We're done with them."

Ura: "Wait, is this like, some sort of trap, or something?"

Rocket: "Nope, they're back there. Promise."

Oh... Thanks.

Rocket: "...heh, of course, HE'S down there too."

What?

Rocket: "Nothing... see you later."

What a nice gu-

OH!

Ken: "Hey, a wild one. Must have been one of the stragglers the Rockets didn't catch and de-tail."

Yeah, good thing. They are sacred around here...

Let's catch it.

All right! Another team-mate!

What is the name we shall give the Slowpoke?

>>23674
LEONARD.

Leonard: "...Oh, woah, it's a Pokemon Traine-"

BOX'D

Hey you!

Rocket: "Huh? What?"

Hand over the Slowpoke!

Rocket: "WHAT?!?! ARE YOU CRAZY?!?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT PROTON WOULD DO TO ME?!?!"

Proton? Who's Proton?

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v3xwM10ywKqwBwgkB

Rocket: "AGGH! NO! I'LL BEAT HIM! I SWEAR!"

Woah! What the?

Rocket: "Oh God... I lost... I-I... I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!"

Ken: Huh, weird. I guess tha- HEY, is that a Squirtle?

Huh, I guess it is. Looks like an event Pokemon guys, I say we catch it too!

All right! This one's a good Water Pokémon, and we don't have many of those. No offense, Ura.

Ura: "Like, none taken~"

So, if we just take it carefully, we can have another Powerful team-

R. Mika: "Oops."

MIKA!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!

R. Mika: "Ooh!"

Where are we gonna get a powerhouse like that again? Event Pokemon don't come back like that often!

Cyclone Effect

I mean, it was in the red! What on Earth were...

You...

...

R. Mika: "You were saying?"

...uh... Let's go finish off the Rockets.

R. Mika: *glare*

Oh, hey, now that you're back in balance, I'd say it's Juri's turn.

Juri: "HWAH!" *karate chops air, stomps ground*

Yeah... oh hey, Rocket member.

Ken: "More different Pokémon. Where are they getting these?"

Juri's low on health! Bosco?

Bosco: "BOSCO WANTED TO PUNCH MORE THINGS!"

Well, I guess all that leaves is this Proton gu-

Prodigy Firestarter with lyrics

Proton: *cracks whip* AAAH!~ Mm~

Proton: "What DO we have here?~ *thrusts crotch forward in rhythm to music* Lovely couple of sweet meats fallen into our little well? OOh~ What fun~"

Andy Dick: "Uh..."

Proton:"Oh, what dreadful manners of me~ My name is PROTON. EXCUTIVE, Proton? And YOU! ARE TRESPASSING ON MY BUSINESS ESTABLISHMENT! UNACCEPTABLE!!!~" *Cracks whip, chatters teeth.*

Bosco: "Bosco think this guy have issues."

Well, whatever. We're not letting you hold onto the Slowpoke any more, Proton, so either back down or get ready to fight.

Proton: "Oh my, little meat's got some bite to him! Me likey, ahmhmhmhm~ Do you not understand my position? My RRRRRRRRREPUTATION amongst the other Rocket members?"

Ken: "All we know is we're putting a stop to this operation, right here and now. Now, put up or shut up!"

Panty & Stocking OST - Corset Theme

Proton: "Well, then..."

Proton: "LET THE MASSACRE BEGIN~~!! EEEAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~"

EXECUTIVE PROTON IS READY TO BATTLE!

Proton: "Suck them dry, my darling Zuba-"

Andy Dick: "Done. Send in the next one."

Proton:"...rrrr..."

Proton: "NIDORAN! GIVE THEM A LESSON IN TRUE PAIN!"

Juri?

Juri: "Hm?"

Bedtime Story them.

Bedtime Story

Juri :*...and they all sat down, and they all had a big crate a goodies, and they all lived happily ever after, the end, so 'member Kids, DRINK YA MILK!*

...

Ken "...I'm not gonna say it."

>>23698
The fuck.

Ken: "OW! OW! OW! OW! Freaking Nature Power!"

Proton: "Hm, hm, hm~ Having trouble, are we?"

Ken: "No, not really."

Proton: "I... bu-... RRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Proton: "FINE THEN! I'll END THIS NOW! KOFFING! USE SELF-DESTRUC-"

Juri: *shakes finger*

Proton: "...hrnk...zrg..."

>>23704
Hah! Suck on it.

Proton:"...fine. Little meats get to live another day..."

Great job guys, now, Proton. It's time to talk...

How long has Team Rocket been working with Revicom?

Proton: *raises eyebrow* "Revicom? What on Earth are you talking about?"

Aren't you selling these Slowpoke Tails for their Revives?

Proton: "Of course not! They're just our own supply-side. The Revive formula's easier to replicate than just to buy our supplies anyway. We just sell whatever cheap ones are left over to those idiots in the Union Cave."

Wait... you're NOT working with Revicom?

Proton: "Of course not! Ten years of fund-building and planning, and you think we'd blow it all with something so easily uncoverable? You little meats aren't too bright. Where-ever did you get an idea like that in your head?"

But we... he said that...

Proton: "Well, whoever did, and whoever you are, your victory is hollow, boy! We still got what supplies we needed, and you've just delayed the inevitable. Let the people know! Team Rocket, is BACK!"

Proton: "KOFFING! SMOKESCREEN!"

Hey! Come back here!

Ken: "He's gone."

...well, at least the Slowpoke are safe.

Ken: "So, wait, if they aren't working together, why were we made to watch that news broadcast?"

I'm not really su-

Kurt: "Kid! You did it!"

Kurt! What about the reinforcements?

Kurt: "I don't know! They never seemed to show up! I guess they didn't get the transmission or something. Lucky, eh?"

Sure... lucky...

Kurt: "I want to thank you, my boy. Why don't you spend the night with my family? I'm more than willing to offer you a good meal after that!"

Sure... frankly, I could use a breather to think this over...

CHAPTER TO BE CONTINUED

NEXT EPISODE

5PM CENTRAL BECAUSE WE FELL BACK IN TIME AND STUFF.

Well, gang, second gym.

Ken: "Bugs, huh? Well, this'll be a cinch."

How come?

R. Mika: "Come on Jack, think about it. Half the team's good at killing bugs, one of bugs is nearly immune to the guys."

Andy Dick: "Well, it's actually an immunity to Poison, bu-"

Ken: "And everyone else is strong enough to handle what gets thrown at us."

Huh. So this is probably gonna be really, really simple?

Ken:"Most likely."

...you want to go get the Pokémon we missed in the last route?

Ken: "..."

Ken: "Sure?"

Huh.

Ken: "What?"

N-nothing, I just was expecting... nevermind, let's just catch it.

Cool.

What is the name we shall give to the Skorupi?

>>23743
>Fighting games
SCORPION

>>23744
Scorpion: "...wait, you're serious?"

BOX'D

Well, that was pointless, let's go do the Gym.

I'm sorry. I can't do this tonight.

Well shoot why not?

>>23748
Because last night I was running on three hours of sleep and no dinner. I was in no mood to make any jokes, and it would have sucked.

MAKE UP ON TUESDAY 5PM CENTRAL

>>23750
Wait... crap. No, I can't do it then, I have to go to a meeting then.

OKAY, REVAMP. THURSDAY AT 5PM.

Pokémon Heart Gold & Soul…

Ura: "Wow~ Like, look at all this neat stuff~"

R. Mika: "Lot more creative than the gym Falkner had."

Bosco: "BOSCO THINK IT LOOK STUPID."

Juri:*crosses arms, smirks*

Oh hey, spider platforms, I wonder if these cross th-

Oh! Uh, hey.

Bosco: "BOSCO CONFUSED. WE TOOK MIDDLE ONE. WHY WE WITH BUG MAN?

Bug Catcher: "Bit more complicated than that. The spider platforms take the first available turn while they cro-"

Ken: "Yeah, I'm already bored. Let's fight."

Dude, Ken, slow down, I can't screencap that fast.

Ken: "Sorry, man, they just die so easily."

Bosco: "Bosco think fourth-wall jokes are sign of desperation..."

All right, so, system of elimination, this spider SHOULD take us to the middle platform.

Bosco: "BIRD GAIN TWO LEVELS FROM LAST FIGHT! IT BOSCO TURN TO FIGHT!"

Okay, okay...

R. Mika: "These guys really are deluded aren't they? I mean, they're still BUGS."

Everything is Catching on Fire

Bosco:"BOSCO GOT NEW ATTACK!"

Should Bosco replace a move with Flame Wheel? And if so, which one?

>>23773

Ember. Definitely Ember.

>>23774
Bosco:"RRRARRRGH!!!"

All right, second group. Let's finish off the other trainers first.

R. Mika: "Good with me."

Andy Dick: "Any one else feeling sort of left out right now?"

Juri: *shrugs*

R. Mika: "Man, this IS easy. That badge's in the bag."

Amy: "Tee hee hee..."

Mimi: "Tee hee hee..."

Bosco: "BOSCO WANT KNOW WHAT FUNNY ABOUT BOSCO AND FAT BIRD BEATING YOU UP!"

Amy: "You'll see~"

Mimi: "Oh, you'll see..."

Ken: "My turn!"

Bug Catcher: "Ah, so someone has stepped into my web o-"

Ken:"No. NO. NO. YOU'RE ON FIRE NOW. NO."

Well, at least the gym leader won't be able to use that pun now.

Ken: "All right, I'll just replace Em-"

Should Ken replace a move with Flame Wheel? And if so, whi-

Ken: "What? No, it's cool, I know what to do for this one."

Excuse me?

Ken: "Yeah, it's obvious, replace Ember."

That's not how it works.

Ken:"What?"

You have to let them pick it.

Ken:"...really? Cause I mean, I got this o-"

THOSE ARE THE RULES!!!

Ken: "OKAY OKAY! Fine..."

EMBER, YOU BITCHY NARRATOR YOU

>>23780
There we go.

Ken: "Freakin' micromanagin' sack of crap."

R. Mika: "I'll take the last one, hotshot."

Okay, now, let's see, if we hit THIS switch...

And then hit this one, that should take us to...

Bugsy: "You are to be commended. Of the 2,572 trainers that have attempted my gym, only 2.4494% of the trainers have made it this far."

Ken: "Really? That puzzle wasn't so hard."

Bugsy: "Only eight trainers were stumped by the spider puzzle. It is merely left in to keep proper appearances, per Paragraph 8 of the Gym Leader's instruction handbook. 18.5847% were defeated by Bug Catcher Albert, 13.8802% were defeated by Bug Catcher Benjamin, 40.2022% were defeated by the Twin Trainers Amy and Mimi, and 22.8835% were beaten by Bug Catcher Joshua."

Juri:*blinks, almost says something, changes her mind*

R. Mika: "So what happened to the... the guys that got to you?"

Bugsy: "96.8254% rate of complete victory. Pokémon battling is merely a system of probability, from attack power to trainer's preference, all scenarios can easily be calculated for and compensated against. Some scenarios are impossible to defeat. Very few are."

Well, then let's make that percentage go down to... uh...

Bugsy: *sigh* "95.3125%. Honestly, you don't even have to round for that one."

Yeah, right, that.

Bugsy: "Very well. Your challenge is accepted..."

Tron Legacy Remix (Armory)

Bugsy: "Then let the battle commence."

LEADER BUGSY IS READY TO BATTLE!

Bugsy: "Butterfree. Rain Dance. Your fire attacks won't work while this one's in play."

Hey, what movetype is Butterfree again?

Bugsy: "Bug/Flying, of course. I assume you ask to confirm type-matching."

Andy Dick?

THUNDERSHOCK 'EM!

Bugsy: "Hm. *removes notepad, writes down something* "

Andy Dick: "What did...*zzrt*... you just write?"

Bugsy: "Footnotes for later. I suppose you beat the Butterfree. Acceptable loss."

Bugsy: "Yanma. You're up."

Andy Dick, fall back, I'll have R. Mika take the helm with this one while I heal you up.

Bugsy: "A flying Pokémon. Excellent."

R. Mika: "Rain's over, bug brain. Try on some wing attacks."

Bugsy: "..."

Ken: "Man, what's with this guy? We're massacring his team, and he just doesn't care."

Bugsy: "Illumise. Tail Glow."

Ken: "Man, really? What's a glow-worm gonna-"

Ken: "BAGZGZGZGZGGZGZGZGeeehh... Tht des it."

Ken: "EAT FLAME WHEEL!"

Ken: "I said..."

Ken:"EAT FLAME WHEEL!!!"

Bugsy: "Your Pokémon's emotional control is lacking. You should really consider switching it out before it hurts itself. 56.4512% of the trainers I've faced lost from that exact rea-"

Ken: It's always sunny in Philadelp…

Yeah, Ken, you're hurt, sit this one out. Bosco, you're up!

Bugsy: "ANOTHER fire type? Then I better send Scyther out. Scyther, RAIN DA-"

Bosco: "HEY! SWORD BUG THING!"

Bosco: "YOU HAVE A STUPID FACE!"

Scyther: FFFFFUUUUU

*several turns of quick attacks and heal ups later*

Bosco: "BOSCO... STRONGEST THERE... IS!!!"

Bugsy: "Beedrill. Agility."

Hey, Andy, switch in, I have an idea.

Andy Dick: "What? But I'm barely healed up."

Bugsy: "Quick Attack."

See? He knows what type you are. Steel.

Andy Dick: "So?"

SO, Poison doesn't work on you. And Bug's only 1/2 as strong. So, you can take a lot more of his attacks, and I can heal up the team.

Bugsy: "...Agility."

Ken: "Hey, yeah, look at him, all he's got is normal attacks, and stat attacks."

Bugsy: *glares* "Agility."

Yeah, and then Andy can finish him off, and we'll take out whatever Pokemon he has next.

Bugsy: "You...

Bugsy: "Are a complete and utter idiot."

What th-

Bugsy: "I'm standing. Right here. Now let me carefully explain just how you've messed up."

Bugsy:"U-Turn transfers all stat bonuses made by the Pokémon who makes it to the Pokémon switched in. Which means my next Pokémon is going to be faster than ANY of your Pokémon. And with your Magnemite so low and you out of most Potions..."

Bugsy: "You're going to HAVE to give up your last Potion to survive, or you'll have to switch out your 'trump-card.'"

Andy Dick: "Just... kick its ass for me."

Ken: "I'll wrap this one up, no problem."

Bugsy: "Tail Glow."

Ken: "That's it? Where's the big threatening bu-"

Bugsy: "Charge Beam!"

Ken: "GZZZAAAGAHAGG!!!"

Pokemon Black and White Music …

Bugsy: "My Special Attack is now up four stages, and will continue to rise with each attack. I attack first from the speed boost, so any Pokémon you switch in will only be killed before it can attack back. You have already lost, trainer."

I... eh...

Ken: "NO! DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! We can still beat this! There's got to be a way to..."

Juri: *looks on, looks at team*

Bosco: "SWITCH IN BOSCO! BOSCO HAS FAST PUNCH ATTACK! IT ABLE TO HIT FIRST!"

Ura: "But... what if it doesn't work?"

Ken: "No... I'll take the hit."

WHAT??!

Ken: "It's all about the team. And maybe you'll find a revive later, and can bring me back. Just let it hit."

Bugsy: "See the fruits of your idealism. CHARGE BEAM!"

Juri: "NO!!!!"

Ken: "!! JURI!!!"

Juri: "D... don't... let him... win..."

Juri has fallen in battle.

Ura: "...put me in."

W-WHAT?!?! ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!

Ura: "No, I'm not! I have a first strike move myself! I can take him out!"

Bosco: "But, so does Bosco."

R. Mika: " And me! I do too."

Ura: "And, like, let you guys risk not finishing him off? Fat chance. My mind's made up."

Ura: "HIII-YAH!!! TAKE THAT!!!"

Bugsy: "You let your Pokémon decide the battle order? Your trainer skills really are sloppy... and it seems my Volbeat survived. Volbeat?"

No...

Bugsy: "Fry the rat."

Ura: "I'm coming home, Karen."

Urataros has fallen in battle.

Bugsy:"Send in your next Pokémon. The battle must be concluded."

R. Mika: "You... overzealous...purple-haired... smug..."

R. Mika: "SHRIMPY SON OF A BITCH!!!"

Bugsy: "Wha-?"

R. Mika: "BOSCO! PUNCH THINGS!"

Bugsy: "But I-"

Bosco: "BOSCO LOOOVE...

Camera flash charge (sound)

Explosion Sound Effect
Bosco: ....TO PUNCH THINGS!!!!!"
Scott Pilgrim K.O.

Bugsy: "I... my... strategy..."

Hand over the badge. NOW.

Bugsy: "Ah... eh.... uh...yyyyes..."

Pokemon HG/SS - D/P/Pt Badge Aquired Fanfare

Bugsy:"Con... congratulatio-"

Shut up.

Bugsy: *gulps, nods head rapidly*

R. Mika: "You okay?"

*sigh* No looking back... No looking back.

Andy Dick: "Well, now we got TWO badges! Pretty cool huh?"

...yeah. Let's just, let's just heal up, and... get some more team-mates.

Spreeses: print "HELLO EVERYONE WHERE ARE THE OTTER AND THE PRETTY GIRL ONE?"

Q: "You can't leave me in here with this thing! I can't live millions of years to be driven made by a hexagon!"

Tendou: "Grandmother once said... Please, just shut it up somehow..."

Which two Pokémon should Jack take to replace Urataros and Juri?

>>23822
Glod and SPREESES

>>23824
Glod: "Oh WOW! I get to be on the COOL team with the COOL Pokémon!"

Ken: "Well, at least he's not as annoying a-"

SPREESES: input: "OH HELLO EVERYONE I AM SPREESES AND I HAVE VERY GOOD ATTACKS I WANT HAPPY MEALS OOOH JEEZ A LADY HI LADY WANNA MAKE OUT I AM A PASSIONATE LOVER"

R. Mika: "...no."

SPREESES: input: "D: ;_; WHY GIRLS NOT WANT ME?"

Two Steps From Hell Love & Loss

Well, gang, we've got two badges now. I'd say all that's left is train these two up, and we'll be on our way.

Ken: "Hey, no sweat. We'll have these babies in shape in no time."

Glod: "Oh jeez, working out? I don't know, guys, my mom said my allergies would act up if I trained..."

R. Mika: "Okay, that right there? You don't say ever again."

Spreeses: input: "OF COURSE I'LL TRAIN! AND THEN I'LL BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE SWEET GIRL IN OUR TE-"

Oh to hell with this.

*Jack removes SPREESES's voice chip*

SPREESES: ____ _____ ___ ___ _ ____

Andy Dick: *sigh* "Thank you."

Let's roll, gang, we've got some work to do.

-------

Leanord: "Oh hey, pick me! I'm good at Pokémon battles."

IN MEMORIAM:
Juri: (Lv.10-17)
Urataros: (Lv.6-16)

MEOW MEOW MEOW NEXT CHAPTER THIS SATURDAY AT NOON CENTRAL MEOW MEOW

Huh, never thought I'd see her again.