>>23780
There we go.

Ken: "Freakin' micromanagin' sack of crap."

R. Mika: "I'll take the last one, hotshot."

Okay, now, let's see, if we hit THIS switch...

And then hit this one, that should take us to...

Bugsy: "You are to be commended. Of the 2,572 trainers that have attempted my gym, only 2.4494% of the trainers have made it this far."

Ken: "Really? That puzzle wasn't so hard."

Bugsy: "Only eight trainers were stumped by the spider puzzle. It is merely left in to keep proper appearances, per Paragraph 8 of the Gym Leader's instruction handbook. 18.5847% were defeated by Bug Catcher Albert, 13.8802% were defeated by Bug Catcher Benjamin, 40.2022% were defeated by the Twin Trainers Amy and Mimi, and 22.8835% were beaten by Bug Catcher Joshua."

Juri:*blinks, almost says something, changes her mind*

R. Mika: "So what happened to the... the guys that got to you?"

Bugsy: "96.8254% rate of complete victory. Pokémon battling is merely a system of probability, from attack power to trainer's preference, all scenarios can easily be calculated for and compensated against. Some scenarios are impossible to defeat. Very few are."

Well, then let's make that percentage go down to... uh...

Bugsy: *sigh* "95.3125%. Honestly, you don't even have to round for that one."

Yeah, right, that.

Bugsy: "Very well. Your challenge is accepted..."

Tron Legacy Remix (Armory)

Bugsy: "Then let the battle commence."

LEADER BUGSY IS READY TO BATTLE!

Bugsy: "Butterfree. Rain Dance. Your fire attacks won't work while this one's in play."

Hey, what movetype is Butterfree again?

Bugsy: "Bug/Flying, of course. I assume you ask to confirm type-matching."

Andy Dick?

THUNDERSHOCK 'EM!

Bugsy: "Hm. *removes notepad, writes down something* "

Andy Dick: "What did...*zzrt*... you just write?"

Bugsy: "Footnotes for later. I suppose you beat the Butterfree. Acceptable loss."

Bugsy: "Yanma. You're up."

Andy Dick, fall back, I'll have R. Mika take the helm with this one while I heal you up.

Bugsy: "A flying Pokémon. Excellent."

R. Mika: "Rain's over, bug brain. Try on some wing attacks."

Bugsy: "..."

Ken: "Man, what's with this guy? We're massacring his team, and he just doesn't care."

Bugsy: "Illumise. Tail Glow."

Ken: "Man, really? What's a glow-worm gonna-"

Ken: "BAGZGZGZGZGGZGZGZGeeehh... Tht des it."

Ken: "EAT FLAME WHEEL!"

Ken: "I said..."

Ken:"EAT FLAME WHEEL!!!"

Bugsy: "Your Pokémon's emotional control is lacking. You should really consider switching it out before it hurts itself. 56.4512% of the trainers I've faced lost from that exact rea-"

Ken: It's always sunny in Philadelp…

Yeah, Ken, you're hurt, sit this one out. Bosco, you're up!

Bugsy: "ANOTHER fire type? Then I better send Scyther out. Scyther, RAIN DA-"

Bosco: "HEY! SWORD BUG THING!"

Bosco: "YOU HAVE A STUPID FACE!"

Scyther: FFFFFUUUUU

*several turns of quick attacks and heal ups later*

Bosco: "BOSCO... STRONGEST THERE... IS!!!"

Bugsy: "Beedrill. Agility."

Hey, Andy, switch in, I have an idea.

Andy Dick: "What? But I'm barely healed up."

Bugsy: "Quick Attack."

See? He knows what type you are. Steel.

Andy Dick: "So?"

SO, Poison doesn't work on you. And Bug's only 1/2 as strong. So, you can take a lot more of his attacks, and I can heal up the team.

Bugsy: "...Agility."

Ken: "Hey, yeah, look at him, all he's got is normal attacks, and stat attacks."

Bugsy: *glares* "Agility."

Yeah, and then Andy can finish him off, and we'll take out whatever Pokemon he has next.

Bugsy: "You...

Bugsy: "Are a complete and utter idiot."

What th-

Bugsy: "I'm standing. Right here. Now let me carefully explain just how you've messed up."

Bugsy:"U-Turn transfers all stat bonuses made by the Pokémon who makes it to the Pokémon switched in. Which means my next Pokémon is going to be faster than ANY of your Pokémon. And with your Magnemite so low and you out of most Potions..."

Bugsy: "You're going to HAVE to give up your last Potion to survive, or you'll have to switch out your 'trump-card.'"

Andy Dick: "Just... kick its ass for me."

Ken: "I'll wrap this one up, no problem."

Bugsy: "Tail Glow."

Ken: "That's it? Where's the big threatening bu-"

Bugsy: "Charge Beam!"

Ken: "GZZZAAAGAHAGG!!!"

Pokemon Black and White Music …

Bugsy: "My Special Attack is now up four stages, and will continue to rise with each attack. I attack first from the speed boost, so any Pokémon you switch in will only be killed before it can attack back. You have already lost, trainer."

I... eh...

Ken: "NO! DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! We can still beat this! There's got to be a way to..."

Juri: *looks on, looks at team*

Bosco: "SWITCH IN BOSCO! BOSCO HAS FAST PUNCH ATTACK! IT ABLE TO HIT FIRST!"

Ura: "But... what if it doesn't work?"

Ken: "No... I'll take the hit."

WHAT??!

Ken: "It's all about the team. And maybe you'll find a revive later, and can bring me back. Just let it hit."

Bugsy: "See the fruits of your idealism. CHARGE BEAM!"

Juri: "NO!!!!"

Ken: "!! JURI!!!"

Juri: "D... don't... let him... win..."

Juri has fallen in battle.

Ura: "...put me in."

W-WHAT?!?! ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!

Ura: "No, I'm not! I have a first strike move myself! I can take him out!"

Bosco: "But, so does Bosco."

R. Mika: " And me! I do too."

Ura: "And, like, let you guys risk not finishing him off? Fat chance. My mind's made up."

Ura: "HIII-YAH!!! TAKE THAT!!!"

Bugsy: "You let your Pokémon decide the battle order? Your trainer skills really are sloppy... and it seems my Volbeat survived. Volbeat?"

No...

Bugsy: "Fry the rat."

Ura: "I'm coming home, Karen."

Urataros has fallen in battle.

Bugsy:"Send in your next Pokémon. The battle must be concluded."

R. Mika: "You... overzealous...purple-haired... smug..."

R. Mika: "SHRIMPY SON OF A BITCH!!!"

Bugsy: "Wha-?"

R. Mika: "BOSCO! PUNCH THINGS!"

Bugsy: "But I-"

Bosco: "BOSCO LOOOVE...

Camera flash charge (sound)

Explosion Sound Effect
Bosco: ....TO PUNCH THINGS!!!!!"
Scott Pilgrim K.O.

Bugsy: "I... my... strategy..."

Hand over the badge. NOW.

Bugsy: "Ah... eh.... uh...yyyyes..."

Pokemon HG/SS - D/P/Pt Badge Aquired Fanfare

Bugsy:"Con... congratulatio-"

Shut up.

Bugsy: *gulps, nods head rapidly*

R. Mika: "You okay?"

*sigh* No looking back... No looking back.

Andy Dick: "Well, now we got TWO badges! Pretty cool huh?"

...yeah. Let's just, let's just heal up, and... get some more team-mates.

Spreeses: print "HELLO EVERYONE WHERE ARE THE OTTER AND THE PRETTY GIRL ONE?"

Q: "You can't leave me in here with this thing! I can't live millions of years to be driven made by a hexagon!"

Tendou: "Grandmother once said... Please, just shut it up somehow..."

Which two Pokémon should Jack take to replace Urataros and Juri?

>>23822
Glod and SPREESES

>>23824
Glod: "Oh WOW! I get to be on the COOL team with the COOL Pokémon!"

Ken: "Well, at least he's not as annoying a-"

SPREESES: input: "OH HELLO EVERYONE I AM SPREESES AND I HAVE VERY GOOD ATTACKS I WANT HAPPY MEALS OOOH JEEZ A LADY HI LADY WANNA MAKE OUT I AM A PASSIONATE LOVER"

R. Mika: "...no."

SPREESES: input: "D: ;_; WHY GIRLS NOT WANT ME?"

Two Steps From Hell Love & Loss

Well, gang, we've got two badges now. I'd say all that's left is train these two up, and we'll be on our way.

Ken: "Hey, no sweat. We'll have these babies in shape in no time."

Glod: "Oh jeez, working out? I don't know, guys, my mom said my allergies would act up if I trained..."

R. Mika: "Okay, that right there? You don't say ever again."

Spreeses: input: "OF COURSE I'LL TRAIN! AND THEN I'LL BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE SWEET GIRL IN OUR TE-"

Oh to hell with this.

*Jack removes SPREESES's voice chip*

SPREESES: ____ _____ ___ ___ _ ____

Andy Dick: *sigh* "Thank you."

Let's roll, gang, we've got some work to do.

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Leanord: "Oh hey, pick me! I'm good at Pokémon battles."

IN MEMORIAM:
Juri: (Lv.10-17)
Urataros: (Lv.6-16)

MEOW MEOW MEOW NEXT CHAPTER THIS SATURDAY AT NOON CENTRAL MEOW MEOW

Huh, never thought I'd see her again.