Yeah?

"Can you come downstairs? I need to talk to you."

'Kay, I'll down in a minute.

"Honey?"

Yeah?

"It's been a minute. You're not downstairs."

We- well, can't you yell it up?

"Yes, but you won't do it then."

Look, just tell me what it is, and I'll see what I can do.

"....he...ift."

What?

"Proff...with ...if."

WHAT? SPEAK UP!

>>22877
All right, what did you say? I coul-

"OH GOOD, you came down. Thanks honey.~"

...HOW do you keep DOING that?

"Mom powers. Now, I need you to help me with a little errand."

"Professor Elm just called, and he said he wanted to talk to you about another odd-job. Probably something with lab equipment. Something to fill up the afternoon."

Oh, goody.

"DON'T SCOFF! That man pays well for your help."

Fine, fine, I'm in, just let me get my stuff...

"Well, have fun, dear!"

...

"It's an expressio- oh whatever."

Stupid busy wo- oh! Uh... hello.

Um... I-I don't have any food on me, so ca-

"THERE YOU ARE!"

OH! Uh, hi Lyra. This one yours?

"Hey Jack! Yeah, Dad got her for me near Olivine! Isn't she the cutest?"

...yes?

"Well, I gotta go train now. Hey, my Dad wa-"

Was looking for me, I know, I'm on my way over there.

"Oh... okay, then, bye!"

Man, it's breezy today.

Well, might as well get this over with.

The Professor's Errand - Elm's…

Doc? You here?

"AH! Jack! Wonderful to see you again."

"All right, so what's up?"

"Well, I was looking at some of my research notes, and I realized I'd forgotten to scan some of the newer research papers into the system from my expedition to Hoenn. And being a man of impeccable filing, you see, I simply could NOT let this be properly..."

Uh huh. Yeah. Sure.

"..nd I thought, why not give back to the community, and let a young lad earn his pay through the betterment of SCIENTIFIC PROGR-"

Yes, fine, paper scanning, I know. Just, tell me where to start.

"...all right. Well, I was thinking that perhaps you cou-"

Sound Effect - Telephone

"Oh! Um, pardon me for a moment!"

"Professor Elm's Pokémon Laboratory, this is the Professor, how can I h-"

*Elm's body locks up, as his head slowly raises to stare straight ahead.*

"You found a... well, that's... I mean... WHO? But why is h-...I see. No no, I'll... I'll do it. But are you su- yes, yes, sorry, sir."

*Elm turns back around, his warm expression now pale and solemn, staring down at the ground, his brow locked in a concerned stare, his fingers fidgeting*

Uh... Professor?

*Elm looks back up, the spell broken, blinking several times.*

"OH! Um... uh... Jack, change of plans. I have a different errand for you. And...*scratches head* you're not getting paid in money for this one..."

Wait, what?

"I need you to go to Cherrygrove. North of that town, there's a colleague of mine who has come across a particularly interesting Pokemon Egg."

...wait, WHAT?

"Don't worry, Don't worry, I know the grass is dangerous, so that's wh-"

Dangerous? You do KNOW I have NOTHING to protect me, why are you sending me? Why not send Lyra? She's got all the Poke-

"THAT IS WHY... I'm giving you one of mine."

...wait...what?

"Yes, I-I-I'm giving you one of mine, you're old enough, and it's high time you took care of one, Jack."

But, you don't have an-

"I have 'research samples' from Birch. You can have one of those."

Serious?

"Absolutely..."

...this isn't a joke is i-

"JUST... take one!"

...which one?

"Any one's fine, but only one."

Okay, then...

Now...

Which one do I take?

Hmm...

***Should Jack choose, the Treecko, the Torchic, or the Mudkip?***

>>22892
TORCHIC

>>22893
Well, this one looks nice.

*Elm's expression sinks*

What?

"Oh, nothing it was just... really nothing."

All right, so... what's his name?

"Well... um..."

***What is the Torchic's name?***

>>22895
BLAZE

Flint

>>22895
HOTCOCK

KENMASTERS

>>22895
Hotchic

ASSCASTLE

Chico

Spitfire

Bruce Lee

Wilfred

>>22899
Elm: "...Ken."

Ken?

Ken: "Ken?"

Elm: "Yes... Ken."

Well, that's ju- wait, you can TALK?

Elm: "*sighs* Yes, they... talk."

Ken: "Oh come on, enough of this. I heard what the deal was. We need to go to Cherrygrove, right? Well, wherever THAT is, there's things to fight, right? Then let's get OUT of this lab and go FIGHT something!"

Um... okay.

Lab Assistant:"Hold on you two."

Ken:"Oh come on! Let's go, let's go! I'm sick of this place!"

Lab Assistant:"Now, now, you can't rush into this without proper supplies, here."

Sweet, potions!

Ken: "Fine, fine. Whatever! Outside! Let's go!"

Chat With Mom (Gold and Silver Symphonic)
Ken: "Hotdamn! Fresh air! Well, let's get to couriering!"

T-that's not even a... look, first, we have to tell Mom I'm going to be gone a while.

Ken:"Aw, dude? Really? Ugh. FINE."

Hey, look, we'll... get to fighting in a minute.

Hi, Mom!

Mom: "Oh! That was fa-... is that a Pokémon?"

Yeah, I got a bit of a bigger job than boxing today. I'm going to be gone a little bit longer than usual.

Ken: "Look, we've got a schedule, probably. We're just stopping to say hi."

Mom: "..."

Yeah, it... talks.

Mom: "Okay, then. Well, maybe you should take this, to keep in touch..."

Uh, sure... we'll be back in a while.

Ken: "Okay, NOW, can we go?"

...Sure.

Ken: "SWEET!"

Ken: "Oh COME ON!!!!"

Elm: "I just thought we could sha-"

Ken: "No, we're not interested. Go away."

Elm: "But, what if you need to che-"

Ken: "NO!!!'

Look, I'm-I'm not arguing with him right now. Just, ask my Mom if you need my number.

First Steps - Route 29 (Gold a…
Ken: "HmhmhmhmheeheeAAHHAHA! YES!!!"

You know, you were really rude to those guys...

Ken: "Screw THEM! I'm finally gonna fight something!"

Wait, hang on, shouldn't w-
A Wild Pokémon! - Johto (Gold…
Oh no...

Ken: Oh YES!!!

...oh, that doesn't look so tough.

Ken: "Aw, that doesn't LOOK so tough..."

Huh. That was kind of... huh.

Ken: "Yeah, yeah, come on, let's go, NEXT ONE!"

Ken: "Man, really? Find me something bigger to fight."

This is... kind of fun...

Ken: "Fun? Kicking bugs is fun? This is BORING!"

*FWOOSH!*

Ken: "Heheheheheahaa~ YEAH!!! Ba-BOOM!!! Man, I am PUMPED. UP!!!"

Ken: "Literally!"

We... we did it. We DID it.

Ken: "We? What did you do?"

I... I-I told you what attack to u-

Ken: "Yeah, spam Tackle, super confusing. Thank you for resolving this issue."

Cherrygrove City (Gold and Silver Symphonic)
Huh... you know this is kind of nice. Calm, pretty, air's a bit fresher. I like it.

Ken: "Oh Genosect."

What?

Ken: "Ju-just, keep walking, just don't make eye conta-

"HELLO NEW PERSON, WOULD A FREE TOUR OF POKEMON STUFF I HAVE SOME SSSSSHOES FOR YOU!"
The Helpful Old Man's Tour (Go…

Bu- who? What?

Ken: "Just let him take you on the stupid tour. It's the simplest way out of these things."

Old Man: "THIS IS A POKEMON CENTER, THEY'RE NOT AS GOOD AS THEY USED TO BE, SOME VIRUS OR SOMETHING."

Old Man: "THIS IS A STORE! YOU CAN BUY THINGS HERE! POTIONS USED TO BE A NICKEL A SIX-PACK!"

Old Man: "THIS IS THE ROUTE TO MR. POKEMON'S HOUSE! KIDS PLAY RAP MUSIC AND RUIN THE COUNTRY UP THERE!"

Ken:"Yeah, that's where we need to go, we'll talk to you late-"

Old Man: "PLEASE HOLD ALL QUESTIONS UNTIL THE END OF THE TOUR SIR MA'M THANK YOU VERY MUCH."

Old Man: "THIS IS THE OCEAN, IT'S NICE AND LOVELY AND BLUE MOST OF THE TIME."

"Oh thank God. Hey, you gotta help me! I've been on this island for days, and I can't swim. Please call someone over to pick me up, I n-

Old Man: "PLEASE HOLD ALL QUESTIONS UNTIL THE END OF THE TOUR SIR MA'M THANK YOU VERY MUCH."

Old Man: "AND THIS IS MY HOUSE, IT'S A NICE HOUSE, YOU SHOULD COME OVER SOMETIME FOR SANDWICHES AND VOLTORB FLIPS!"

...

Ken:"Nod. Just, nod."

*nods rapidly*

Old Man: "GREAT, TALK TO YOU LATER!"

...

Ken: "Let's get out of here."

Agreed.

*One top-up later*

Hang on, Ken. I remember that Wurmple had a Poison Sting. We better stock up on supplies for other ailments first, just in case.

Ken: "Okay, fine, let's just make this quick."

Ken: Okay, then, let's get back to kicking butt.

Y-yeah, yeah sur-

The Helpful Old Man's Tour (Go…

Ken:"Son of a-"

"EXCUSE ME MISTER YOU FORGOT THE COMPLIMENTARY MAP CARD THING I HAVE FOR YOU."

>>22926
...Yes. Yes, I am enjoying this very much.

Ken: "RUN! JUST RUN!!!"

Route 30, 33 (Gold and Silver Symphonic)

Okay... Okay, I think we lost him.

Let's just hide in the grass to be sa- AGGH!

Ken: "Dude. Relax. It's just a Taillow. They're cannon fodder back home."

Yeah, that reminds me, we've been running into a lot of Hoenn Pokemon lately. Where's all the Johto ones?

Ken: *shrugs shoulders it may or may not half* "I don't know. You guys messed up the ecosystem, not me."

I guess... Johto never really DID have have local species much anyway...

Huh. I guess we're here.

Ken: "Pfft. Already? Jeez, that went too fast."

Well, let's go in and get what we need.

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D:

NOPE.

Um, excuse me, do you know where Mr. Pokemon's House is?

Ken: "Dude. Asking for directions?"

Do you WANT to do that again?

Ken: "...no."

Kid: "Oh yeah, he's up north, to the right. Just keep going that way, and you won't miss it."

Cool...

Ken: "SWEET! A new attack!"

Wait, where are your fire abilities?

Ken: "Where are your SHUT UP abilities? This rocks!"

Please tell me this is the right one.

Ken: "Well, the mailbox says it is. The Postal Service are many things, but liars they are not."

Shadowspawn lie. They lie a LOT.

Ken: "Well, it can't be anywhere else. Let's just try it."

Mr. Pokémon:"Ah! You must be Elm's friend! It was getting dark, we were beginning to get worrie-."

DON'T EAT OUR EYES!!!

Mr. Pokémon: "..."

Oh... uh, sorry.

Mr. Pokémon: "...well, anyway, on to business..."

Mr. Pokémon:"Here's the package I needed you to give Professor Elm."

*JACK OBTAINED THE MYSTERY EGG*

Mr. Pokémon:"We're pretty sure it's an egg of a Pokemon that's yet to have been seen in the Johto region before. I want you to take it back to Professor Elm, and have him examine it properly."

Sure.

Ken: "No Prob."

???:"A-HRM!!!"

Mr. Pokémon:"Hm? OH, Oh, yes! I have a visitor who wishes to speak with you, Jack."

Tron Legacy - Soundtrack OST -…

Ken: "Dude. That's Oak."

Oak: "Hm.... It-"

Talks. Yeah.

Oak: "Fascinating. I've been hearing a LOT about you, Jack."

What?

"An old friend has told me many things about you. And that I should meet you first hand."

Ken: "Look, just, we don't know that old guy, he just kept following us around to-"

Oak: "I have a request to make of you, my boy."

Oak: "This new paradigm of Johto, the one of danger and variety, it simply MUST be analyzed. But trainers are MUCH harder to come by, now that the Centers don't heal the fallen. Pfah! Worrywarts. Centers have only been able to fully heal for a few decades, how soon they forget what life USED to be like as a trainer."

Well, being nostalgic of difficult times is a slippery slo-

Ken: "DUDE. That's OAK."

Sorry.

Oak:"But you? Your handling of your Pokemon, despite never using one before, shows an inner spark I have not seen in people in a LONG time. Perhaps I CAN part with this old thing one more time..."

Oak:"...take it. It's yours."

W-wow! WOW!

Ken: "Dude, I told you, Oak, man!"

Oak: "Hm... Well, Mr. Pokémon, it has been lovely speaking with you again, but I'm afraid I must be off. My Radio show's on early tomorrow, and I simply must get a good night's rest. I look forward to hearing of your progress, Jack."

Uh... he, heh, actually I'm just delivering a package.

Oak: "Of course. Still, adventure's worth while to think about, wouldn't you say?"

R/G/B/Y - S. S. Anne
Wow. That was... fun. Ready to head back, Ken?

Ken: "No, but I don't think I have a choice in the matter here."

Not really.

Ken: "Mmhmm. Whatever, we can fight stuff on the way back."

Probably won't be as tough with all the levels you got though.

Ken : "Whatever..."

Ken: "So, what do you think you're gonna do after this errand?"

Well, I'm probably gonna go home and get some rest, and then I'll eat di-"

Ken: "No, I mean beyond that... you want to keep training around here?"

What? I-I can't, your Elm's Pokemon. I'm just borrowing you.

Ken: "You could ask him. He used to give out guys like me to guys like you daily. Shoot, I'd vouch for you. You're an utter wuss, but you're better than getting cooped up in the lab."

I don't... I don't know...

Ken: "Oh come on! I hate being in that stupid ball all day. This was FUN! Why do you hate fun?"

Well, I mean, I don't even have a REASON to keep you. Just a Pokedex, an-

Tron Legacy : The Grid (Piano cover + sheet)

???:"You."

Huh?

???: "What is your name? I have to be sure on this."

What?

???: "NAME. NOW."

Uh... Jack.

???:"Battle me."

What?

???:"You're the one. Battle me."

WHAT?

???:"GET YOUR POKEMON OUT, AND FIGHT ME!!!"

...WHAT?

Hmm, not bad. Perhaps even well done. At the very least, better than I anticipated. I really appreciate the effort you're putting into it.

Well, with Labor Day Weekend longer than usual, I've got an extra day to kill, so, yeah, expect the next part about 3pm Central Time on Monday.

Probably going to stick to once a week after that for a while, test schedule getting tighter.

>>22956
Scratch that.

SURPRISE WEDNESDAY TEST.

Hate Computer teacher.

See you dudes next Saturday.

>>22981
Scratch that, that was Wednesday of NEXT Week. Plenty of time.

We're back on.

Sorry about the confusion.

Pokemon Heart Gold / Soul Silv…

Wait, who are you? What do you mean "I'm the one"?

>>22984
???: "The one I'm supposed to battle on my way out."

Ken: "Wait, back up. Jack, do you know this guy?"

No, I don't think I've ever seen him before.

???: "Of course he doesn't, why would I spend my time in a backwater dump like THAT town without a reason?"

...okay, yeah, we're fighting...

>>22986
Ken:"...Where did you get that?"

>>22987
???: "..."

Ken: "Less chatty now, eh? FINE, I'll deck your stuff anyway."

>>22988
Who was that directed to?

Ken: "Either way, someone's getting socked in the jaw."

Ken: "YEAH! We won! What you got to say to that huh?"

>>22990
Ken: "...I don't like this guy."

Yeah, I don't think I do either.

???: "Whatever. I can top up later. I got what I came for."

>>22991
???: "Listen, I'm not sure if you're some part of his plan or just a minute detail, but if you are, tell him I'm not that interested with this petty crimes nonsense in the boonies."

Wait, who? No, still, who the heck are YOU?

???: "He didn't tell you? Huh, he usually does. Name's....., and if you DO see or hear from him again, tell him he better start explaining himself on the deal we made, or this whole thing's off."

Uh, okay?

???:*smirks* "See? Not so hard. Now get lost, I've got stuff to check on."

Ken: "Well, that was weird. We should probably head back to New Bark, though, I want in on some of that dinner you were talking about."

Did he say petty crimes?

Ken: "Hm?"

And did that Pokemon seem familiar to you?

Ken: "Yeah, he's an... old..."

...no.

Doctor Who Soundtrack - The Master Tape
No, no, no, no, NO NO NO!

Ken:"Hey, slow down, man! I can't run as fast as you!"

Ken: "DUDE! CARRY me next time you're gonna sprint out like that..."

Why didn't I give him my number? WHY?

PROFESSOR! I-

...

Elm: "Oh. Hello Jack..."

Policeman: "Excuse me, young man, I need to speak with the Professor right now, I'll answer your questions later."

There was a robbery, wasn't there.

Policeman: "Yes, fine, there was, but we're still investing though, and I really need you to-"

???:"Dad? DAD!!!"

Lyra: "Dad! I heard what happened! Oh my gosh, are you all right?"

Policeman: "Mi-Miss, Miss. I need you to stay back, this hasn't all been dusted down for prints yet, so we need t-"

Elm:"I'm fine dear, I just a bit spooked is all."

Ken:"Look, flatfoot, we need to talk to you, we don't have muc-"

Policeman: "I told you, I'll deal with your questions la-"

Lyra: "Let me see my father!"

Policeman: "NO! I STILL NEED TO GATHER EVIDENCE FROM THE BREAK-IN, AN-"

I KNOW WHO DID THIS.

Policeman: "...what did you say?"

I know who did this. I caught his name, and I can add a physical description if needed.

Policeman:"Well, we have surveillance footage of the perpetrator, but please, if you have a name, tell us!"

What was the name the thief gave to Jack?

KING COLE

King Cole.

Policeman: "Hmm, obviously some sort of moniker, but every bit helps, I'll check the records back at the station for a match."

Policeman: "Well, that wraps that up."

Elm: "But I thought you had more questions..."

Policeman:"Well, I did, but they were about any evidence of a name or identifiable tag, and unless you do have something..."

Elm: "Oh, uh, no sorry, I don't."

Policeman: "Then right now, the best I can do is take the information this kid gave me back and file it. Whoever it was didn't leave much physical evidence to go by. Whoever that "King Cole" is, he's eerily good at this for being so young."

Policeman: "I'd contact your insurance about the broken equipment, if I were you. Field specimens are probably not covered, but you never know..."

Elm:"T-thank you..."

24 - Omae no XXX de Ten wo....…
Lyra: "Wait, sir... SIR!!!"

Ken:"...well, then."

Yep.

Well, we... got the egg he wanted me to give you...

Elm: Hm? Oh, oh Yes, right... Thank you... now, I'll need to take...

Ken: "Yeah, yeah, I know, don't want to lose two in one day."

Hey, it's not so bad, Ken, I'm sure the Professor will let us train out again sometime.

Elm: "I- well, we'll see what we can do."

...oh yeah, Oak gave me this, I thought you mind want an extra.

*Jack attempts to hand the Pokedex to Professor Elm*

Elm: *eyes widen* "He what?"

Well, yeah, he was blabbering on about destinies and paradigms and he...

Elm: "Well, he's Oak, he does that."

Ken: "Hey, I tried to tell him."

Elm: "Well, that settles it. Ken's yours."

25 - Omae no XXX de Ten wo Tsu…

Ken: "I'm... WHAT?"

Elm: "Well, yeah, I mean, Oak knows his stuff. He doesn't just give them to anyone. If he wants Jack to go out and 'research', I'm not doing any favors cooping the two of you up in my lab."

Y-you're serious?

Elm: *scoffs* "Absolutely! I'm going to be busy with the Egg, and my assistant can handle the notes, YOU'VE got NO reason to stick around us! Same goes for you, Ken!"

Ken: "But you said I was-"

Elm: "Yes, valuable for research, WELL, that project's certainly scrapped with the control group half taken. You obviously want to go out and train, why not run the Gym Challenges? I'm sure you're not going to short of fights there!"

Wow...I just, I don't know what to say...

Thank you, sir, thank you so mu-

Ken: "Oh come on, quit gushing about this and that, WE'VE GOT BUTTS TO KICK! LET'S GO!"

R-right! I'll take good care of the Pok-

Ken: "I said can the mush!"

Well, where to first?

Ken: "Well, if we're going to challenge anything, we'll have to get some extra help. I mean, I'm still unbridled awesome, but... strength in numbers and stuff."

Oh hey, Lyra!

Lyra: "Hey... sucks what happened to Dad hu-"

Ken: "Yeah, yeah, kids these days, degradation of morals in our society, what's the world coming to, out of the way, we've got Pokemon to catch!"

Lyra: "Oh! You're catching your first Pokemon? Well, let me show you how it's done!"

*ONE DETAILED EXPLANATION LATER*

Lyra: "...and that's how you catch a Pokemon!"

I thought the Down + B thing was just a myth...

Lyra: "No, it totally works. It's MAGIC, or something. Well, I got to head back to town. Good luck you two..."

The trick is figuring out where both of those buttons are.

Well, let's see who our first teammate is...

...how very...

Ken: "Predictable?"

Well, I was gonna use something LESS condescending but... yeah...

ALL RIGHT! POKEBALL TIME!

...Down + B

WOOHOO!!!

What name shall we give this Pidgey?

R. MIKA

>>23016
R. Mika: "Ow! What th- what's going on?"

Ken: "Huh, kind of average stats."

R. Mika: "Oy! Watch it Turtleneck, just cause you beat me, don't mean I ain't gonna knock your sorry ass down for that."

Ken: "Not with that hp level you aren't."

R. Mika: "Well whose fault is that, you psycho?!?"

W-why are you talking too?

R. Mika: "Who's this punk?"

Ken: "Well, he's my little friend. I pull the strings, he dances."

H-hey.

R. Mika: "Well, pull the string that gets me a potion, can't hardly stand up right now, you jerk."

Anyway, I think I saw a path to a route north of here too. Might be worth checking out.

R. Mika: "Whatever, long as I get some fights in."

Ken: "You know, she reminds me of someone..."

Hey I was right! Another route! Who's up for another teammate?

R. Mika: "Eh, can't be much worse that Short, Red and Ugly over here."

Ken: "Them's fighting words, missy!"

Ken: "Hey, look, you might not be the ugliest anymore!"

R. Mika: "Oh, shut up."

R. Mika: "..."

Yeah, I know, just... we can work with this.

And the second one's ours!

What name shall we give this Spoink?

>>23022
E. HONDA

Honda: "Um... hi."

R. Mika: "Really, splash s all you have?"

Honda: "...uh..."

Ken: "Man, whatever, more dudes for me to smack up."

Honda: "Tha-thank... you..."

Well, let's keep going, we've still got to get these two up to speed.

Ken: "Well, close enough to not drag behind, you mean."

R. Mika: "How do you put up with him?"

He's not tha- he'll mellow out.

Man, that took a while.

R. Mika: "Well if someone stopped getting critted, we'd be okay."

Honda: "I'm... I'm sorry..."

Anyone else feel that though?

Ken: "Feel what?"

Nothing, just like the whole of reality just shifted left about an inch.

Ken: "Uh... sure?"

Whatever, moving right along...

NUMBER THREE!

CAN WE CATCH IT?

YES WE CAN!

What is the name of the Surskrit?

>>23028
Q

Ken: "Q? What kind of a name is-"

Q: "HM!!! Such blabbering is to be expected from such degenerate lower organisms as yourselves. If it weren't for my punishment served under the Continuum's anger for spilling their coffee, I'd zip your beak shut myself."

R. Mika: "What are you talking about?"

Q: *checks body, and sighs* "Oh I will miss my bipedal form. Oh well. Carry on."

Q: "A test of physical prowesses for the whims of manchildren, eh? Very well, I'll play along for now..."

Q: "Simple, yet invigorating."

Yeah, no.

>>23033
Aww let Joey call you!

Ken: "Hey Boss? I think I'm learning how to breathe fire, but my... head feels kind of full."

Q: "Figures as such...."

What move shall we replace with Ember?

>>23035
Tackle.

>>23036
R. Mika: "Aw, now you can't slam into things any more to resolve conflicts. How will you ever express emotion?"

Ken: "You know I can still slash things, right?"

Well, gang, we're almost a full team. Let's head north and grab the rest of our party.

Ken: "Well, we got to go that way anyway, sure. I mean, you can't really out-horrible an insane Pond-Skimmer, right?"

CHAPTER TO BE CONCLUDED

>>23002
i laughed my damn ass off at the email field text.

good show

SATURDAY

2PM CENTRAL

POKEMANS

SO GOOD

Uh make it 2:30.

Just to be safe.

R. Mika: Hey, wait a minute, shouldn't we try and fight this guy?

Huh? Oh yeah, he's probably a trainer. Looks like a bug catcher.

R. Mika: Well, then, let me have a go, I need to keep up level-wise anyway.

Mega Man: The Power Fighters OST 25- Air Man

R. Mika: Man, these bug Pokemon are pushovers, I'd hate to be the guy running the gym of these things. Laughing stock of the region...

Honda: W-wow. Two whole levels...

R. Mika: Well, that's how you get things done.

Ken: Pff, whatever, let's just get the fourth new guy.

Ken:Or... girl...

Q: Hm. Appears to be a water based creature. Whoever you are, giant pink thing, perhaps a more suited Pokemon would be better to catch this thing.

Ken: No, dude, you TOTALLY got this...

Ken: Oh, come on, just get rid of him already.

R. Mika: Oh cheer up, you would have done just as bad.

Ken: ...

All right! Number Four!

What shall the name for this Buizel be?

>>23068
URATAROS

Urataros:OH. My Gosh. Is this a Pokeball? Am I in a Pokeball? Oh my GOSH, I AM! OH, Karen, is going to FREAK. OUT. Like, wow~ I wonder if this means I'm gonna have to, like, move around and stuff. Hope it's not too ha~rd... Well, like, anyway, hello, my name is Urataros, but my friends all call me Ura, haha nickname. I'm at TOTALLY against eating shellfish, it is like SO gross, and my astral sign is a Sagi...

R.Mika: Wow,
Ken: she's so...
R. Mika: Annoying.
Ken: Pretty.
R. Mika: What?
Ken: What?

Honda: Oh... uh... hm.

Oh hey, free stuff.

Ura: Eeeewwww, did you just like, pick that up off the GROUND? That is So gross. Hah! I LOVE it.

Q: Pardon me, but that cave seems to lead somewhere, perhaps we should explore it.

Pokemon G/S/C/ - Dark Cave Orchestra

Well, it certainly lives up to its name.

Q: Damn these carbon-based eyes, I can hardly see my appendages.

Hang on, I'll go slowly, we won't bump into anything if we're careful.

*faint cry*

Q: Did you hear that?

Hear what?

Q: That sound, it sounded like a... monkey.

What? That's silly, monkeys don't live in Ca-

...is that a Chimchar?

Oh my GOD, it is.

Ken: Wait, ANOTHER fire type?

And it's our first POKEMON! WE COULD CATCH IT!

Ura: Oh my Gosh, I LOVE monkeys! They're so adorable! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, LET'S GET HIM!

Ken: What? No, NO!!!

Ura: Oh my GOSH! YES!

Ken: Why do you keep doing this, man?

Q: Probably a wise decision to keep me out of this one.

Ura: OW! He hits too HARD...

Ken: Oh no. Girls like jerks. It's over.

R. Mika: Well, you're a jerk, and I don't like you...

Ken: NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!!!

Pokemon XD - Success! Fanfare

Ura: YES! I DID IT! WOW! THAT WAS FU~N~

Ken: Hate you All...

What is the name we shall give the Chimchar?

>>23079
BOSCO

Bosco: BOSCO WANT KNOW WHAT DOING IN BALL. BOSCO NOT LIKE STINKY BALL. BOSCO IS GOING TO WANT PUNCH SOMETHING.

Ken: Well, at least I'm better in the brains department.

Well, that's makes six. Hm, the rules DO say we can catch one more if we find one, seeing as Bosco was an event Pokemon. Anyone interested?

Bosco: BOSCO HATE HAVING DECIDES. BOSCO HEAD HURT NOW. BOSCO GONNA PUNCH YOU!

Well, let's just play it by ear...

Ura: Wow, it's like a, BLOCK, or something~

Ken: Whatever. More the merrier, I suppose.

ALL RIGHT, SEVEN!

What is the name of the Bronzor?

>>23085

Spreeses
Because Bronzors suck

Spreeses:
x = input("name:")
print ("OH HELLO I AM", x, "HOW ARE YOU")

BOX'D

...huh.

Well... Spreeses... took out a lot of our team's balance with sleep, so we should probably head to a Pokemon Center.

Bosco: BOSCO THOUGHT POKEMON CENTERS NOT WORK NO MORE.

Oh, no, they do, they just... can't seem to bring back fainted Pokemon.

Honda: R-really?

Ken: Yeah, the Professor told me something about this. Some virus in the system about a year ago. Stopped them from functioning properly. People have to use revives.

Hey, don't worry, we'll get a WHOLE bunch after our second gym badge, and then we won't have to worry about that.

Honda: But, what about-

Them? No, sleeping's fixable.

Are they all Bug Pokemon?

Wade: Wow. Yeah, how'd you know?

Just a hunch...

Q: Hm. This training seems to have benefits. My appendages feel more limber.

Ken: That's what he s-

BOSCO: BOSCO PUNCH BIRD FOR STUPID JOKE!

>>23090
I think Bosco's my favorite character.

Honda: Oh, um, my attack's out of abilities, you might need to switch me out... if that's okay...

Bosco: BOSCO IS NOT HURT BY LITTLE BUG BITING. BOSCO BETTER!

BOSCO STRONG!!!

Ken: Well, thank you, I AM pretty cool.

I think he was talking to me.

Ken: ...

Ken: FINE! You want some proof I can rumble? I got this next one on my own!

No, wait, it's a Buizel, you're weak against it.

Ken: I can handle it.

But, we don't have any potions.

Ken: I! CAN HANDLE IT!

Bosco: Bosco think bird need calm down.

Okay, we got that one, you're good now, we need to sto-

Ken: NO! I'm still good! I've got MORE than enough energy left! Let's keep going!

Ken: YEAH! NUMBER ONE LEVEL! EAT THAT, YOU STUPID MONKEY!

Bosco: BOSCO AND BIRD TIED, BIRD NOT AHEAD OF BOSCO!

Okay guys, let's keep the tempers down. Let's just head into town and heal up first.

Pokemon Center (Gold and Silver Symphonic)

Well, here we are, Violet City.

Q: If I may make a suggestion. Perhaps we should balance out the levels of all our team before we try any sort of exploring. The Pokemon seemed to get stronger quickly in each route, and I can imagine the Gym Leader will be difficult.

Good point. But first we should probably heal up and stuff.

Q: But of course.

Spreeses:
print ("GEE THIS BOX PLACE SURE IS LONELY AND THERE'S NO HAPPY MEALS OR COOKIES EITHER")

aw, poor Spreeses.

bump for interest

CHAPTER III WILL BE ON FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 16TH.

6PM CENTRAL TIME.

Two Steps From Hell - Magika

Ken: "So. Violet City Gym."

Yep.

Ura: "Like, Karen said something about this place being, FLYING dudes or something."

Q: "Perhaps this one would be better for me to sit out on then."

R. Mika: "Oh don't give me that. We carried you the whole way up. Show some backbone."

Q: "I would, but this crude eukaryote body doesn't seem to HAV-"

Bosco: "BOSCO WANT KNOW WHY WE ALL STILL ARGUING AND NOT PUNCHING BIRDS RIGHT NOW!"

Ken: "The flaming meathead's right. We should be in there venting out on THEM instead!"

YEAH!

Honda: "Uh, wait, I...."

Ken: "You ready for this, guys?"

Bosco: "BOSCO WAS READY FOR THIS WEEK AGO!"

LET'S DO IT!!!

Pokémon Heart Gold & Soul…

Ken: "You bet we are! Now where's the first trainer? I want to crack some skulls!"

Ken: "...what."

Promoter: "Yep! Falkner's rules! Those who want to challenge his gym now have to fight through the old Sprout Tower! The monks there will test your skills to determine your worthiness, and THEN you'll be able to take on the gym's TRUE arena!"

R. Mika: "Did this tool just extend his own 'gym's experince' by making us check out some unrelated heritage site first?"

Bosco: "Bosco not understand. What happened to the punching things?"

R. Mika: "Oh, believe me, for THIS guy? They're coming, Bosco. They're coming."

(Piano Arrangement) Violet-Olivine City

*sigh* Okay, gang, I guess we've got a bit of a sidequest to resolve first.

Ura: "Wow~ This is, SUCH, a pretty lake!"

Q: "At least someone's having fun..."

Sprout Tower — Pokémon Hear…

Honda: "Wow... I-it's so..."

Q: "Stagnant?"

Honda: "Peaceful."

Q: "Same thing."

R. Mika: "Oh so it's always been a Pokemon Trainer tourist trap?"

MIKA!

R. Mika: "Hey, I'm just calling it like I see it."

Ooh. Possible Technical Machine?

R. Mika: "Yeah, I guess we could check it out. If it made Honda halfway competent, it should be good for the any of us."

Ken: "Yeah, but me and Bosco over here are fire types. And this place is made of wood. Wouldn't that be bad fo-"

Monk: "Just shut up and battle me already."

Ken: Arthur Brown - Fire

Goodness, this place does a lot of looping.

Q: "I think the pagoda twists and turns to mirror the actions of a Bellsprout's stem, not following a straight line, but still moving toward its goal of the to-"

R. Mika: "Shut up Q."

Ura: "Oh, my GOSH, like when is it gonna be MY turn?"

By making them fight when the centers can't revive?

Monk: "No, this was Falkner's idea. He's kind of a-"

Q: "Idiot. Yes."

Bosco: "OUT OF THE WAY, BUG THING. BOSCO GONNA KNOCK IT DOWN IN ONE TURN!"

Ken:"Heh. Guess that didn't work, huh?"

Ken: "...no..."

Ura: "Oh my Gosh!"

R. Mika: "Heh..."

Ken: "What? How did yo-"

Bosco: "BOSCO. IS. STRONG."

Honda: "......"

R. Mika: "Ooh, ooh! I got this one! So, you're leaves, huh?"

R. Mika: "THEN PREPARE TO MEET! THA LEAF BLOWAH!!! PWOOSH! PWOOS-"

Ken: "No."

R.Mika: "..pwooos-"

Ken: "NO."

R. Mika: "New attack. Hate you all."

What attack shall we replace for Quick Attack?

>>23169
SAND ATTACK. FUCK THAT SHIT.

>>23169
FUCK SAND ATTACK

>>23170
Ken: "Well it's a good thing you got rid of th-"

R. Mika: "Finish that sentence and I'll peck your eyes out so hard no potion work will fix it."

Bosco: "BOSCO FEEL... different."

Bosco: "New feelings in Bosco. They...TINGLY...

Kamen Rider OOO Full Combo Col…

Bosco: "BOSSSSCO..."

Bosco: IISSSSS!!!

Bosco:"STRRRAWWWNGAAAHH!!!!"

Woah.

Bosco: "HOW BOSCO USE NEW POWER?!?!"

Which attack should we replace with Mach Punch?

>>23178
Scratch is for bitches, not the Monkey King.

Ken: "..."

R. Mika: "Hey, not so HOT now are you, Ken?"

Ken: "..."

R. Mika: "You get it? Cause you're... ho-"

Ken: "..."

R. Mika: "Uh...hm..."

Well, all that's left is the top. Let's get that rare move!

Q: "You know, I have to say, I think I'm starting to like this tower a bit. It is sort of fun..."

Told you you just need to warm up to it, now le-

A Wild Pokémon! - Johto (Gold…

Q: "What the?"

Oh my.

Q: "Hm. Looks like a useful ally. We should grab it before we head out of here."

Q: "Hm... it doesn't seem to be doing much. Just sitting around and steaming..."

Well, she's low enough, let's try catching it.

Honda: "Um... maybe.. uh..."

Wait, was it down + B + select or...

Honda: "But... she's... um...charging a..."

Hm? Did you say something?

Honda: "Oh! Uh... nevermind..."

What name shall we give to the Meditite?

>>23186

Juri

>>23186
Mandy

Juri: *kick poses* "Hm!" *blows kiss* "Mwah~"

BOX'D

R. Mika: "Hm. Another fighting Pokemon?"

Ken: "Okay, we need to clear things up here. Are you guys Buddhists, or Shintoists, or something? Because I don't think this is considered enli-"

Sage Jin: "We're 'Beatthecrapoutofthingsists'."

Ken: "Oh. Okay, th-that clears up a lot."

Hm, more grass types. R. Mika! You're in!

R. Mika: "Come on, Audrey II, let's give you your Suppertime..."

Ken:"...eh."

R. Mika: "Enlighten THIS, old man!"

Ken: "See, that one's just late."

R. Mika: "Oh SHUT up."

Ken:"...No. They didn't..."

Q: "A Budew? This one's ALL me."

Q: "Hng. Tht knda stng."

It's fine, we can heal after, we got this one.

R. Mika: "Dude! Switch him in! He's not gonna b-"

Q: "I cn... hndle it..."

Q: "I... tld... you.. so."

Let's get you healed up, buddy.

Honda's turn in the Hot seat!

Honda: "Oh! Uh..."

It's cool, Honda, you can do this...

Huh. Bit close. Ura! You're up!

Ura: "Finally! Like, that took FOREVER."

*Hypnosis Missed!*

Ura: "Heehee! That's not going to work on me TWICE."

Ura! You're taking front for now, Honda's... out of...

Ura: "Out of, like, what?"

Ken: "It's..."

Tron Legacy : The Grid (Piano cover + sheet)

K. Cole: "The point is, we're getting the band back together, and we were wondering if we could count on your... monetary encouragement this time around."

Li:"You listen to me, young man. I put that mess behind me years ago. I will NOT be manhandled by a messenger boy, who doesn't seem t-"

K. Cole: "Archer's leading the books this run, Li. I personally respect our clients decisions, but I can't officially speak for him on THAT?"

Li:"A-a-...Archer.... you mean..."

K. Cole: "Yes. THAT Archer. All things considered Mr. Fuji got off easy. I don't think he's forgiven himself for that."

Li:"...get out. I'll pay what you want, just... get out."

YOU!

K. Cole: "Oh, hello. I was wondering when you'd show up."

Ken: "Give us back the Mudkip!"

K. Cole: "Hahahah... funny."

You better listen to us, or...

K. Cole: "Oh don't get so bent out of shape. Your friend just got spooked. Besides. We ARE on the same side, aren't we?"

...Wha-

Darn... he got away.

R. Mika: "Who was that?"

Ken:"An old acquaintance of ours..."

Bosco: "BOSCO NOT THINK HE UP TO GOOD, WHOEVER HE IS."

You okay, sir?

Li: "Well of course I am! Why wouldn't I be?"

Honda: "But we just... saw yo-"

Li: "I must congratulate you on getting THIS far up the tower! Now, one final battle, and you'll be ready for the first Gym!"

Ken:"And the special attack? What about that?"

Li: "Oh, um... yes, that too."

Jeez! Five Pokemon!

Ken: "More to fight, I say! Let me into it!"

Uh, okay.

Ken: "HEY! Tthha hurr.. you....ZZZZ"

SWITCH IT! SWITCH IT!

R. Mika: "GEN ONE OR GEN DONE!"

Ken:"...hat doesn wurrk....ZZZ"

Ken: "Hrng. Zgnh. Nw blity..."

What move should we replace with Peck?

>>23211
Grrooowwwwllllllll

>>23212
second

R. Mika: "AAGH! Light... dizzy... ooh... ugh..."

Wait, that does WHAT now?

Bosco! You're u-

Bosco:"BOSCO PUNCH WHINY EGG REALLY FAST IT DEAD NOW!"

Excellent job, guys!

Li: "Most splendid!"

Yeah! Now, about that powerful attack!

Li: "Yes, of course! Here you go!"

R. Mika: "...what."

Q: "Flash. We went through all that mess... for Flash."

Yyyyep.

R. Mika: "Let's just head back to the center and heal up. We're all a bit peeved, we can deal with Falkner's crap in the morning."

I'm just worried what Ken will do when he wakes up...

CHAPTER TO BE CONCLUDED TOMORROW 6PM CENTRAL

Okay. Let's try this agai-

Ken: "Yes, yes, external shot, grand scope of destiny before us, LET'S JUST KICK THIS GUY'S BUTT ALREADY!"

>>23221
BIIIIIRDS

Hm. So, wait, how does this gym work? Do we just stand on the platform an-

YAAAAGAGGHHHHHH!!!

...JESUS WE'RE HIGH!

Ken: Eh, this isn't so bad.

Q: I'm a bit perplexed as to how the gym's this big on the inside.

Two Steps From Hell - Racketeers (Rock)

Ken: "Bring it on, gym trainer! BRING IT ON!"

R. Mika: "Natus and Spearows? Do they WANT us to win?"

Ken: "Well, then, LET'S GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT!"

Ooh. Bit close for comfort.

Ken: "Just top me up, Jack. I'll be fine..."

Ken: "HEY! I JUST SAID THAT?"

Rod: "Oh yeah? What you gonna do about it?"

Ken: "..."

Ken: "This."

Bosco: "GIVE BOSCO TURN MURDER BIRDS WITH FIRE!"

R. Mika: "You're a fighting type now, they could crit on you badly. Let me have a go at them!"

R. Mika: "Better moveset or no, I've still got more power!"

Falkner: "Ah~ New challengers~n?"

Ken: "Zip it buddy! We're here for the badge, and we're tired of the run-around!"

Falkner: "HM! Such FOWL manners! You REALLY should watch your tone around a Gym Leader like myself!"

Q: "Gym? This isn't a gym. It's a fluffed up pathway on stilts!"

Guys, guys, take it easy we're-

Falkner: "My, MY! Very well, INTRODUCTIONS!"

Falkner: "I! Am Falkner~ The Violet City Gym Leader! Master of Bird Pokemon, and bearer of the Zephyr Badge! Refinement and heritage are my forte, and you simply shall not defeat me with your ragta-"

Bosco: "STOP TALKING AND LET BOSCO PUNCH YOUR STUPID BIRDS ALREADY!"

Falkner: "THE NERVE! How DARE you insult my type's prowess!"

Pokémon Prism Gym Leader Batt…

R. Mika: "You've been asking for this for far too long, you pompous airhead!"

Ura: "Like, we're gonna kick your BUTT, and stuff!"

Falkner: "HM! Your tenacity is commendable! Let's see if your bite is as potent as your bark!

You guys are gonna get me killed someday.

LEADER FALKNER IS READY TO BATTLE!

Falkner: "Tear them apart, my Doduo!"

Ken: "First to fight, first to BURN!"

Falkner: *GASP* "THE HORRORS!"

Ken: "Send in the next one."

Falkner: "No matter, you plans for victory are still SO VERY..."

Falkner: "FARFETCH'D!"

Ken: "Enough with the puns!"

Falkner: "oOoh~ Am I ruffling your feathers at all?"

Falkner: "Aerial Ace, my pet!"

Ken:"Nnrg, that the... best you got?"

Falkner:"Of course not~"

Crap, that's too close for comfort. Let's see...

Falkner: "Haha! Dance your team all you want! You still won't defeat me~"

R. Mika: "He hits... hard..."

Shoot, got to be careful with this...

Pokemon Black and White Red Health

CRAP! That potion didn't solve anything!

Falkner: "Haha~ Ready to give up, boy?"

I... I...

R. Mika: Getting... hard to stand...

I... Uh...

I FORFEIT THE MATCH!

Ken: "What?"

R. Mika: "What?"

Falkner: "WHATWHATWHAT? FORFEIT?!?! You can't do that!!! ...can he do that?"

Nnno one said I couldn't.

R. Mika:"My God. You're being serious."

Yes, I am horribly under-equipped for this round, Mr. Falkner, and I am putting our challenge on hold to... 'reevalute my rookie trainer positioning.'

Falkner: "But... I... ...y-you're still going to have to pay up the prize money."

Fine! Here!

Jack hands over 1600 Pokedollars.

Falkner:"Um... okay then! 'Reevaluate' away!"

Ken: "...I am shocked and amazed at your cowardice back there."

Listen, Falkner's a pompous poof, but his Pokemon aren't messing around. I see now what that Sprout Tower stuff was about. He's not kidding around like the others in there. If we're gonna stand any chance, we're going to need to keep training up, and add in some extra firepower. None of us are effective against birds, and had you evolved, half our team would actually be WEAK to them. We need more power and more teammates if we're gonna get past him.

Bosco: "BOSCO MAD HE NOT GET TO PUNCH THE BIRDS... but Bosco understand where you coming from."

I just, I just don't want to lose you guys, is all.

Right! Now, first things first we got to go and scrounge up some more teammates. Q, I love you buddy, but you're low on defenses and you're weak to flying in a BIG way.

Q: "Fair enough. JUST make it snappy."

Hm... Low leveled, but he should be good for our type disadvantage!

Ken: "Let's just catch him and get back on track!"

Q: "Well, it's been fun, but I think I'm going to have to sit out for a while. Hope you don't dissapoint, Mr. ...?"

What is the name of the Magnemite?

>>23245
ANDY DICK

>>23245
Andy Dick: Andy. Andy Dick, I'm an, Electric type with Steel AAAtributes. I assume this is a trainer of some sorts, haven't.... seen a lot of THEM around much.

Ura: "Oh my gosh, how do you like, talk and stuff? You've got no mouth~"

R. Mika: "Right. Let's push him up a few levels, and try again."

Small post to say I'm still here.

Training's taking a while, and I just got a call from my Dad who I haven't talked to for a few weeks, (he was biking in Spain on this pilgrim trail or something) so things have slowed down. I'm finishing the chapter tonight though.

Okay, four levels should be enough for it.

Falkner: "Back so soon, spoilsport?"

Andy Dick: "Who's this schmuck?"

Falkner: "I-is that a-"

Yep.

Falkner:"N-n-n-no matter, I'll trounce you YET AGAIN!"

Falkner: "Feast, my Dodu-

Yeah, yeah, your first one sucks, moving on.

Falkner: "The NERVE of you!"

Falkner: "Fine, I have a few OTHER feathers in my cap! PLAY THEM A DEATH KNELL, MY CHATOT!"

Andy Dick: "What's a sparrow with a pompadour going to do?"

Andy Dick: Owww....

Falkner: Lay shock and amaze, my Hoothoot!

Andy Dick: Well, this should be a bit easie-

*Substitute!*

Andy Dick: ...what.

*Hypnosis! Dream Eater! Potion'd! Hypnosis! Dream Eater! Dream Eater! Substitute! Hypnosis! Hypnosis! Substitute!*

OH COME ON!!!!


...screw it. Hey, Bosco?

*Dream Ea-*

Bosco: "BOSCO NOT SLEEPING BOSCO WIDE AWAKE BOSCO PUNCH BIRD A BOOM BOOM IT DEAD NOW."

Falkner: Hm! Crude!

Falkner: "Farfetch'd! Finish the fight anew!"

Andy Dick: "You know, I actually get it. It's funny."

Get what?

Andy Dick: "...never mind."

Sonic Boom - Opening Sonic CD

Falkner: "Built like a tank, and fights like one too! My Pidgeotto will lay the floor clean with you, fool!"

Hey R. Mika, bet you you're jealous right now.

R. Mika: "..."

...what?

R. Mika: "We'll discuss it later."

Andy Dick: "That's it, time to throw in some extra backup, ala your own hand!"

Falkner: "What? That's not FAIR!"

Falkner: "M-my TRUMP CARD!!!"

Andy Dick: "Yeah, yeah, send in the next one."

Actually, I think I'll let Ken do the honors.

Ken: "FINALLY! LET'S KICK SOME BIRD BUTT!!!"

Ken: "..."

Yes, I know, he's... probably NOT doing what we think he is...

Just... play through.

Honda: *blush*

AND DOWN IT GOES!

Ken: "OH HECK YEAH!"

NOOOO!!! M-MY POKEMON!!!

Ken: "Yeah~ We did it~ We did it~ "

Ken: "We... Did... it..."

What's up?

Ken:"Uh, I think I have to... sneeze..."

"Anything Goes!" (Instrumental)

Ken: "Uh... Uah...."

"Uah... UAAH.. UAAAAAAAAAAA"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HELL YEAH!!!!"

Honda: "...wow."

Bosco: "Pff, Bosco do it better..."

Ken: "Hands! I got hands! And legs! ...I think I can...hang on..."

What attack should be replaced with Double Kick?

(ohrightshouldprobablyshowthemcoughcough)

>>23269
Peck!