Falkner: *GASP* "THE HORRORS!"

Ken: "Send in the next one."

Falkner: "No matter, you plans for victory are still SO VERY..."

Falkner: "FARFETCH'D!"

Ken: "Enough with the puns!"

Falkner: "oOoh~ Am I ruffling your feathers at all?"

Falkner: "Aerial Ace, my pet!"

Ken:"Nnrg, that the... best you got?"

Falkner:"Of course not~"

Crap, that's too close for comfort. Let's see...

Falkner: "Haha! Dance your team all you want! You still won't defeat me~"

R. Mika: "He hits... hard..."

Shoot, got to be careful with this...

Pokemon Black and White Red Health

CRAP! That potion didn't solve anything!

Falkner: "Haha~ Ready to give up, boy?"

I... I...

R. Mika: Getting... hard to stand...

I... Uh...

I FORFEIT THE MATCH!

Ken: "What?"

R. Mika: "What?"

Falkner: "WHATWHATWHAT? FORFEIT?!?! You can't do that!!! ...can he do that?"

Nnno one said I couldn't.

R. Mika:"My God. You're being serious."

Yes, I am horribly under-equipped for this round, Mr. Falkner, and I am putting our challenge on hold to... 'reevalute my rookie trainer positioning.'

Falkner: "But... I... ...y-you're still going to have to pay up the prize money."

Fine! Here!

Jack hands over 1600 Pokedollars.

Falkner:"Um... okay then! 'Reevaluate' away!"

Ken: "...I am shocked and amazed at your cowardice back there."

Listen, Falkner's a pompous poof, but his Pokemon aren't messing around. I see now what that Sprout Tower stuff was about. He's not kidding around like the others in there. If we're gonna stand any chance, we're going to need to keep training up, and add in some extra firepower. None of us are effective against birds, and had you evolved, half our team would actually be WEAK to them. We need more power and more teammates if we're gonna get past him.

Bosco: "BOSCO MAD HE NOT GET TO PUNCH THE BIRDS... but Bosco understand where you coming from."

I just, I just don't want to lose you guys, is all.

Right! Now, first things first we got to go and scrounge up some more teammates. Q, I love you buddy, but you're low on defenses and you're weak to flying in a BIG way.

Q: "Fair enough. JUST make it snappy."

Hm... Low leveled, but he should be good for our type disadvantage!

Ken: "Let's just catch him and get back on track!"

Q: "Well, it's been fun, but I think I'm going to have to sit out for a while. Hope you don't dissapoint, Mr. ...?"

What is the name of the Magnemite?

>>23245
ANDY DICK

>>23245
Andy Dick: Andy. Andy Dick, I'm an, Electric type with Steel AAAtributes. I assume this is a trainer of some sorts, haven't.... seen a lot of THEM around much.

Ura: "Oh my gosh, how do you like, talk and stuff? You've got no mouth~"

R. Mika: "Right. Let's push him up a few levels, and try again."

Small post to say I'm still here.

Training's taking a while, and I just got a call from my Dad who I haven't talked to for a few weeks, (he was biking in Spain on this pilgrim trail or something) so things have slowed down. I'm finishing the chapter tonight though.

Okay, four levels should be enough for it.

Falkner: "Back so soon, spoilsport?"

Andy Dick: "Who's this schmuck?"

Falkner: "I-is that a-"

Yep.

Falkner:"N-n-n-no matter, I'll trounce you YET AGAIN!"

Falkner: "Feast, my Dodu-

Yeah, yeah, your first one sucks, moving on.

Falkner: "The NERVE of you!"

Falkner: "Fine, I have a few OTHER feathers in my cap! PLAY THEM A DEATH KNELL, MY CHATOT!"

Andy Dick: "What's a sparrow with a pompadour going to do?"

Andy Dick: Owww....

Falkner: Lay shock and amaze, my Hoothoot!

Andy Dick: Well, this should be a bit easie-

*Substitute!*

Andy Dick: ...what.

*Hypnosis! Dream Eater! Potion'd! Hypnosis! Dream Eater! Dream Eater! Substitute! Hypnosis! Hypnosis! Substitute!*

OH COME ON!!!!


...screw it. Hey, Bosco?

*Dream Ea-*

Bosco: "BOSCO NOT SLEEPING BOSCO WIDE AWAKE BOSCO PUNCH BIRD A BOOM BOOM IT DEAD NOW."

Falkner: Hm! Crude!

Falkner: "Farfetch'd! Finish the fight anew!"

Andy Dick: "You know, I actually get it. It's funny."

Get what?

Andy Dick: "...never mind."

Sonic Boom - Opening Sonic CD

Falkner: "Built like a tank, and fights like one too! My Pidgeotto will lay the floor clean with you, fool!"

Hey R. Mika, bet you you're jealous right now.

R. Mika: "..."

...what?

R. Mika: "We'll discuss it later."

Andy Dick: "That's it, time to throw in some extra backup, ala your own hand!"

Falkner: "What? That's not FAIR!"

Falkner: "M-my TRUMP CARD!!!"

Andy Dick: "Yeah, yeah, send in the next one."

Actually, I think I'll let Ken do the honors.

Ken: "FINALLY! LET'S KICK SOME BIRD BUTT!!!"

Ken: "..."

Yes, I know, he's... probably NOT doing what we think he is...

Just... play through.

Honda: *blush*

AND DOWN IT GOES!

Ken: "OH HECK YEAH!"

NOOOO!!! M-MY POKEMON!!!

Ken: "Yeah~ We did it~ We did it~ "

Ken: "We... Did... it..."

What's up?

Ken:"Uh, I think I have to... sneeze..."

"Anything Goes!" (Instrumental)

Ken: "Uh... Uah...."

"Uah... UAAH.. UAAAAAAAAAAA"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HELL YEAH!!!!"

Honda: "...wow."

Bosco: "Pff, Bosco do it better..."

Ken: "Hands! I got hands! And legs! ...I think I can...hang on..."

What attack should be replaced with Double Kick?

(ohrightshouldprobablyshowthemcoughcough)

>>23269
Peck!

Ken: "Man, who needs a Beak when you can KICK!!! Plus, R. Mika's got the actually useful flying attacks."

Falkner: "Oh, the horror! I had victory in my grasp and let it slip away!"

Andy Dick: "Dude, grow some balls already. What's wrong with this guy?"

Falkner: "Anyway, a fight's a fight, and a win's a win. You've earned it... I suppose."

Pokemon HG/SS - D/P/Pt Badge Aquired Fanfare

Well, where to now, guys?

Falkner: "Not that it's any of my business, but there IS a gym west of here in Goldenrod. Whitney I think is her name. She uses Normal types, so she might be worth fighting if you have so many Fighting types..."

Ken: "Great idea! Let's go there!"

R. Mika: "Wait. Jack, we have to talk."

Tron Legacy : Son of Flynn (Pi…

R. Mika: "Jack, I don't want you to do that forfeit thing again. It wasn't right."

What? But you were nearly dying there. It was a bad situati-

R. Mika: "A bad situation WE got into together. We can's have every fight with the bumpers up until we're caught up. If you make a mistake, you can't backtrack on it, understand?"

But, what if you get hurt?

R. Mika: "It happens. Pokemon faint all the time. Mostly on the other side. We can't be hesitant to give and take if it's not COMFORTABLE. If you won't fight proper, I'm not going to carry on with you. Understand? You make a decision, and you stick to it. Circumstances be damned."

O...okay.

R. Mika: Good. Now, let's head to Goldenrod!

Hah! Okay!

AM / FM Radio Tuning - Sound Effect

What the?

Andy Dick: "What's that noise?"

Nothing, my Pokegear's acting all funky.

?????: DO NOT ADJUST YOUR WATCH, JACK. 57 SECONDS.

Tron Legacy - Soundtrack OST -…

Wait, what? Who is this?

?????: "ARE YOU IN A SECURE AREA? 42 SECONDS."

Uh... yes?

?????: "AS OF THIS MOMENT, I AM YOUR EYES AND EARS INTO AN RESURGENCE OF A GREAT EVIL. 31 SECONDS."

What are you talking abou- How did you get this number?

?????: "THERE IS LITTLE TIME. HEAD TO AZALEA. 20 SECONDS."

Why? Wait, no, wait. WHO ARE YOU?

?????: "..."

"I AM PROMETHEUS. I AM YOUR TORCH. END OF LINE."

...Huh. This has taken a turn for the odd. I'm actually intrigued.

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUNN

>>23279
What the hell?

I'm glad Mika talked some sense into our protagonist.
Also, >>23280

Also, sort of plugging this here without shame, but the second half of my epilogue IS coming! I promise I haven't forgotten about it!

All right, the PLAN is to have another session on Friday at 6pm central.

BUT

The internet at college is being tempermental, and right now I only have connection in the library, and can't technically bring this over there.

So, we'll just see how it goes in the future. For now, the plan is for that time I just talked about.

WELLLLLLLLLLP

Never mind it's down again.

FUCK THIS INTERNET

Okay, internet's back up, next session will PROBABLY be Thursday at 6pm again, depending on how worn out I am from the bio test. If not, then Friday at 6.

Yeahhhh this isn't happening on Thursday.

FRIDAY FRIDAY GONNA DO THIS ON FRIDAY~