Curry: So we're headed south, right?

"Across high seas and stormy waters, my friend!"

Ramona: And we're trusting GIR to keep us safe.

"... No one said this was gonna be easy."

Sollux: wait, the water's dyed blue? that d0esn't inv0ke a l0t 0f c0nfidence in me.

Scott: Yeah, but what does?

Sollux: g00d p0int.

"NEW ROUTE NEW ROUTE THAT MEANS NEW FRIEND"

"Oh. Well, beggars can't be choosers, I guess..."

Scott: We're not actually gonna use her are we?

"Probably not, but I guess it couldn't hurt to have some... I guess D-Listers."

"Victory cheeeeeer."

NAME HER

Alright, we'll just continue this Saturday evening then. It DID sort of pop up out of nowhere!

>>20370
Lena.

>>20370
Smegma

>>20370
Overfeind

>>20370
BOB DYLAN

Carol/Cheryl

>>20370
TANGIRLA

>>20370
BIOLLANTE

>>20380
No! Pam! Please pic Pam

>>20370
SEDUSA

Bumbleweed.

Curly

Was there an interruption?

Picking it up at 8:00 tonight! See you all there!

Alright just an hour to go then! sweet cant wait. il be here watching

"And to the box you go!"

"AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH wait why am I complaining, it's level 6. That's not even grinding fodder."

"Y'know, this is nice. This right here. The ocean, only Tentacools bothering us. It's nice. Relaxing."

"Aaaaaaaand there it is."

>>20425
>Lv. 6
What really? Since when!

"MY TEENAGE EYES!"

"Haha I remember those things! Oh Misty, your apathy wasn't endearing at all..."

Scott: Who's Misty?

"THAT WAS EASY!"

Ramona: Whoa, calm down there, Shatner.

"AAAAUGH THEY ALL DRESS LIKE THAT!!"

Sollux: whatever it is, i'm glad i can't see it.

Ramona: Yeah, just keep on sending the Poison-Types my way... Easy pickin's.

"YOUR SEAHORSE MAY BE RULER OF THE SEAS, BUT I HAVE A GIANT FUCKING MONSTER THING!"

GIR: DLAAAAAAAAAAAN

"DRAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEE!!!"

GIR: BLOOOOOGHLABLAHGABALLAAAAAA!!

"WE'RE HERE!"

Curry: This place looks nice.

Ramona: Tropical islands usually are, as a rule.

Scott: Sciencey stuff happens here...

Ramona: Thank you, Scott.

Scott: Tests and labs and chemicals in vials!

Scientist: You wanna learn Metronome, man? I can teach you that shit. First hit's free.

"He seems trustworthy!"

Curry: Boss, are you sure about this? Remember the Magikarp salesman? No offense, GIR.

GIR: Poit.

"... Well that's disappointing."

Sollux: y0u kn0w, it's pr0bably f0r the best, really. i'm already blind, d0n't want any weird tms d0ing anything w0rse. alth0ugh the blindness is really w0rking 0ut f0r me...

Curry: And this guy's even shiftier! At least the last one spoke full sentences!

"... I forgot I had this thing. It's been buried in my backpack this whole time."

Ramona: I remember getting that thing! God, that was forever ago.

>>20442
Wait, you didn't get the Old Amber.

Scientist: I turn it! Make it live again! You pick up later!

"Uhhh... If- If you say so..."

Sollux: we might as well, that f0ssil isn't d0ing us any g00d in y0ur backpack.

"You've got a point."

"Ooh, burned-out building? With scientists? WHO'S UP FOR SOME URBEXING?!"

Curry: Hell yeah!

Scott: Yesssssss!

"Abandoned buildings are always the best. So much history in these charred walls... And here we are, alone, basking in the memor-who the FUCK is that over there?"

"This ain't a safe place for kids to play. Wait, Johnson? Are you getting the reports ready for Monday's meeting?"

Johnson: Oh yeah, I've never heard that one...

Ramona: KEEP SENDING THE POISON-TYPES! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!

Scott: You're kinda scary...

Sollux: i d0 miss the psychic abilities, th0ugh...

"Now get the hell outta here, kid. Seriously, leave this to the professionals."

Scott: You're a professional urbexer?!

"Sure, why not."

"... Well. This is interesting..."

Curry: What's up?

"Well, we had MAO. But they never evolved. Does... Does this count as a new Pokemon?"

WHAT'S THE VERDICT?

>>20450
It counts, catch the shit out of it.

I say go for it. probally isnt a better pokemon in there anyway and its still technically new since youve never had him before

NAME HIM

>>20453
CLUNY

Name him Spaz lol

>>20453
TopPercent.
That kid's gotta be inspired by someone!

BOX'D

>>20457
DAMNIT, I SHOULD HAVE SAID RATTIGAN.

"... Well, I didn't want this one anyway."

"Great, they're EVERYWHERE."

Ramona: Just leave 'em to me and the spooky one.

Uboa: Hiiiiiii.

"Oooooooh mysteries abound... What does it do?"

Scott: Maybe that's the secret...?

"Seriously? The door is like right at the bottom of the stairs."

"BURGLAR?! FACE JUSTICE, VILLAINOUS SCUM!"

"SUCK IIIIIIIIT!"

"Twice? When I Surf you, you stay Surfed."

ONCE YOU LEAVE THE MANSION, HEAD TO THE DOCK. YOUR LOCATION WILL CHANGE, SO YOU CAN GO BACK AND GET THAT FOSSIL.

/CAPS LOCK
/obvious shit

"Thank you, criminal scum!"

Sollux: i keep f0rgetting this game is 0n planet earth.

"You and me both, brother."

Curry: Is that it? Seriously?

"This journal is lame."

"Ooh more one-page journals!"

"Why does that name sound familiar...?"

Sollux: mew, a false pr0phet of arceus... at least that's what the legend says.

"A false prophet?

Sollux: mew and arceus are said t0 be l0cked in eternal c0mbat f0r the rights t0 rule this planet. i'm n0t sure if i buy int0 that, necessarily. i'm just repeating what all p0kem0n are taught as children.

Curry: Well I've never heard that before.

"Yeah, you were grown in a jar, though."

"Why are there so many people in here..."

"OH COME ON, BRAYDON ISN'T EVEN A REAL NAME! IT'S JUST SPELLING BRANDON WRONG!"

Curry: Once again, your BIZARRE obsession with Flying-Types have screwed us over.

"Oh shut up and get Uboa out here."

"Jump off... the ledge?"

Braydon: Yeah, just dive right the FUCK off!

"... No need to be a dick just because you lost..."

WELL THIS URBEXING EPISODE IS LESS THAN SATISFACTORY. BUT NEVER FEAR, MORE CHALLENGES AWAIT WAYNE AND HIS TEAM ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF LET'S PLAY FIRE RED: NUZLOCKE EDITION!

TO
BE
CONTINUED

UPDATE TOMORROW

"I fucking love pressing buttons!"

Curry: LIFTIN' WEIGHTS.

"Not that kind of iron."

"Aaaaaand fuck it, I might as well jump down the hole. What's the worst that can happen besides SHATTERING MY KNEECAPS."

*CRUNCH*

"Like that."

"Besides all of you?"

Scientist: Right!

"And the burglars?"

Scientist: Burglars?

"Ted is... Well, Theodore is a good scientist name."

"Damn it, no one knows anything around here!"

Sollux: pe0ple need t0 st0p leaving their drugs ar0und...

"Hey hey, now we're talkin'. This place is a lot more... structurally sound."

Curry: Except now the shitty floor is now our shitty ceiling.

"Oh damn."

"MORE BURGLARS. This place must have some sweet loot."

Lewis: Well it used to.

"Damn it."

"SUCK IT, PONY! Wait, can horses swim? I'm not sure."

"Yoink!"

Ramona: As long as it's not a Revive.

"Stupid rule..."

"More TMs! Maybe I'll strap CDs to your heads when we're done here."

Scott: MORE BUTTONS YAY!

"THERE. Let's get the hell out of this place before the ceiling collapses and we die."

Curry: Okay we grab that and then we leave.

Ramona: How long have you had those?

"The whole time! Never had to use 'em!"

Sollux: huh. i guess the 0pp0rtunity never presented itself...

"WHEEEEEEEEE!!"

*THUD*

"My legs must be made of steel or something..."

SHOULD WE SWITCH OUT ANY POKEMON FOR THE NEXT GYM?

Playing to an empty crowd again, huh? Alright, we'll pick it up tomorrow!

>>20909
FUNDAMENTALLY SPEAKING, LAPRAS, GROWLITHE, AND GRAVELER WOULDN'T BE BAD CHOICES

BUT IT DEPENDS ON THEIR LEVELS AT THIS POINT

>>20909
Put the bug types away, replace them with GRAVELER AND LAPRAS!

Tentative schedule:

Monday: Finish up previous session
Thursday: Full session

LET'S FINISH WHAT WE STARTED.

"This is so weird... I haven't boxed you since the very beginning."

Ramona: S'only for a little bit. Are you honestly gonna keep those two around?

Shelley: HEY ARE WE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE?

"... Rammy's got a point."

"Alright, Shelley, Mason, good to have you on board. I know you're a little low on the level scale, but I think we can make up for that with type weakness!"

Mason: Encouragin' stuff, bub...

"... Let's just stock up a bit..."

Mason: Reeeaaaal encouragin'.

"And that's why we came prepared!"

Curry: With two Water-Types. And one of them is half Ice.

"Well you go to battle with the army you have."

"THAT'S WHAT GIR'S FOR!"

GIR: YEEEAAARRRGH

Curry: Hey, ain't you gonna fight the Trainer?

"No, computer time."

>>20991
OH NO YOU DON'T. FIGHT THE TRAINERS LIKE A REAL MAN.

"Well, that's... Not very much of a punishment."

"........"

Curry: Man, we might need an expert in here.

"Oh yeah, too bad we left Ramona in the box, she could've REALLY helped us out with this brain-buster."

"Easy-peasy."

Mason: Don't ever say that again.

"WROOOOONG."

Curry: And after this, we only need one more.

Sollux: i w0nder wh0 the last leader is...

"Moving on!"

"There still isn't a triple-evolver, is there? Huh. Not even in that American region."

"Yeah... That's why we brought in Presley after all..."

Curry: Miss that crazy bastard.

Sollux: never made it t0 dugtri0...

Curry: Nope, we got those invisible stats going on.

"All that stuff that I care NOTHING about!"

"That move doesn't even exist!"

Mason: But it should...

"So why was the door locked...?"

Blaine: TO KEEP ASSHOLE KIDS LIKE YOU OUT! DON'T YOU READ THE SIGNS?!

Curry: There were signs?

Blaine: Literally! My Pokemon roast and eat opponents.

"Splendid."

Shelley: THAT SOUNDS BAD!

"... Did we get those?"

Curry: I am SERIOUSLY disappointed in you. You've really lost a lot of that drive, haven't you?

"Hey, after a while these battles get kinda tedious!"

Curry: That's the kind of talk that costs lives, boss.

"Sollux what are you doing in battle. It is silly for you to be in battle. You are a flying type, you do not even swim."

Sollux: yeah, get me 0ut of here. s00n please. n0w even...

"Huh. Well, that works out nice."

"And so it begins..."

Curry: Another sweep with just one Pokemon?

"Sorry guys. Guess I didn't need you after all."

"GIR! RIDE THE WAVES!"

"FUUUUUCK YOOOOOUUUUR HYYYYYPEEEERRR POOOOOTIIIIOOOOONNNNSSSS!!"

"Huh. Well. This might hurt."

>>21010
SPEAKING OF HYPER POTIONS

"OH BULLSHIT. HOW DOES A HORSE LANDING ON SOMEONE'S HEAD PARALYZE THE-... Don't answer that."

"Yeah, you know what, Curry, take a hit while I fix GIR's... uh. Everything."

Curry: Yep, that's m'job. Just a big old meat shield.

"THAT was 'not very effective'?!"

Curry: PUT GIR BACK IN!

"SUUUUUUUUUUUURF MADNESS!"

"... Yeah. Yeah, that's... about right."

And so Wayne conquered the evil Blaine, after a... harrowing... difficult... Yeah no, he curbstomped the guy

Tune in next time to watch an old man freak out after getting beaten by a 15 year old!

TO
BE
CONTINUED

>skipping all the other trainers in the gym
PUSSY!

We doin' another one today?

"Relax, dude, I didn't even kill 'em."

"And of course the complimentary TM. Like the mint after a nice meal."

Blaine: Accursed Water Pokemon. My only weakness...

Curry: EEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHE

"..."

GIR: DERP DERP DEEEERRRP

Shelley: HEY GUYS

"... (Oh Arceus, don't make eye contact, don't make eye contaaaaact...)"

"(FUCK) Heeeeeyyy Bill."

Bill: Yeah, long time no see! Ever since you punched me in the face!

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

"AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! A HAHA! HA!"

"Ohhhhhh my, not a chance..."

"WHAT. I SAID NO! NO!"

Curry: Dude must be desperate for companionship.

"Ooooooooooooon second thought."

Curry: Seriously?

"Dude, it's a boat! Boats rock!"

In b4 Wayne loses one of his comrades while he can't use the PC and has to carry its corpse around.

"YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHH!"

"Alright, maybe this won't be so bad. Nice weather, I could use a little break."

Sollux: we just t00k a break, remember? y0u bummed ar0und y0ur h0use f0r a week?

"That didn't count."

"That makes a tremendous amount of sense."

"Oh man, is this another one of your little weirdo furry friends..."

"I KNEW IT!"

Curry: Not what he meant, boss.

"So... Like how you're a Pokemaniac, he's a PCManiac?

Bill: S-Sure.

"Do you dress up like a computer and go to conventions?"

Celio: Maybe.

Celio: Soooo... You're the one who's carrying our hope?

"Yeah, but I don't ride alone."

"And that's why I have the badges and you wear boxes on your head."

Celio: You're kind of a prick, you know that?

"I'm young, I'll grow out of it."

Bill: So, did you get the PC network set up here?

"Oh jeeze, are they...?"

"They are. NEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRD TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLK"

"Yeah, I'll be ANYWHERE THAT ISN'T HERE."

man just fuck this nerd talk
keep on questing

"Fffuuuuu... SURE."

"Gambling? More gambling?"

Curry: Oh no.

Sollux: shiiiiiiiit.

"WHOA WHAT?! METEORITE?"

Bill: It's not important, just give it to him.

"HOLD ON, EXPLANATION. THIS IS SPACE ROCK."

Bill: Eh, it's kinda boring...

Celio: Also, take this. You can use it to travel from One Island, to Two Island, and then to Three Island.

"Clever names..."

Celio: We'll just, uh... Tape that in there like so.

"Aaaallrighty first off, let's get Ramona and Scott back in-"

Mason: What the...

"Son of a WHORE."

"Fine... We'll just go to Two Island... On the... Whatever you just said."

"Alright, time to deliver this meteori-"

"Ooooof course not."

"Who the heck is Lostelle? I don't know anything, I just need to deliver the space rock!"

"A cutie, you say..."

Curry: Ever the player.

"Okay, but can you take this special space rock fir-"

Man: TO THREE ISLAND!

"AND THEN A MOTORCYCLIST APPEARED!"

Biker: NO WAY! I'm waitin' for the rest of my gang to show up! They said they'd meet here on Three Island!

"... Dude, this is Two Island."

Biker: What...? Oh.

Man: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GAME CORNER!

"But before we go anywhere, let's talk to a crazy old lady!"

"If you're passing out TMs, then I'll take 20."

Crazy woman: Not a TM, something more... Oh!

Sollux: me? am... am i the 0ne y0u've been l00king f0r? the v0ices in my head never predicted this... but perhaps... perhaps for 0nce they are wr0ng! this may be my destiny!

Sollux: right. that's what i get f0r getting my h0pes up.

"Sorry, buddy."

Sollux: i'll get 0ver it.

Curry: Now we're talking. It's gotta be me, I'm basically the main character. I get all the best lines.

Curry: TOLDJA!

Sollux: yes yes, that's just great f0r you. damn it.

"YES I WILL."

WHAT DO WE REPLACE?

>>21109
SMOKESCREEN

WHY IS IT STILL THERE

I swear it's like you fuckers don't even want me to do this anymore.

"H-hey, lady, don't die on me, that would be... not cool."

"ALRIGHT. Let's head for Three Island and... probably get another quest before we can finish this one."

"... Well this can't be right."

Mason: YOU 'N WHAT ARMY?!

Biker: Me and my army of bikers.

"That's a pretty good army."

Biker: Yeah, you should let us continue burning your property and attacking your families!

Biker: Dave, we need to work on subtlety when this is all over.

"You dare try to tell me what to do?"

Biker: Who th'fuck talks like that?!

"You... are already dead."

TO
BE
CONTINUED.

Aw shit son. It's gonna go DOWN. Sorry I keep missing these things.

When is the next set gonna be?

Update coming Monday! Seriously people, I'm giving you the entire weekend to get ready for it. 7:30, eastern time. I don't want to hear any "OH I MISSED IT."

>>21210
6:30 central?

will be working till 8pm that night so il be coming in late between 8-8:15-ish :/

Biker: And by "losing money" I mean, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

"YAAAAAWWWN. This'll be easy, Curry."

"In fact, Sollux, you take care of some of them. All this one's doing is fucking Minimize and Acid Armor."

Sollux: simple en0ugh.

"Ooooooon second thought..."

Sollux: meeeeediiiiiiiiic!

"CURRY!"

Curry: Yeah?

"Attack pattern Delta Death."

Curry: And that is...

"Spam Flamethrower. Forever."

"Sorry, I don't side with THE DEAD."

Biker: He keeps saying that, but he's leaving us all alive...

"Wait, so you aren't the boss...?"

Biker: Course not! We're henchmen!

Holy shit, I almost forgot.

Curry: SHRINK ALL YOU'D LIKE, TWERP! IT WON'T HELP YOU WHEN THE WORLD IS ON FIRE!

"So you must be the leader of this little outfit."

Leader: Oh yeah... And you, kid, have been a thorn in my side for TOO long.

"I just got here. And honestly, I'm 15. You guys just suck at your jobs."

"MY, YOU'RE A LARGE MAN."

Paxton: BRING IT, WHELP!

"Alright, Curry. We're mixing things up here."

Curry: What's up?

"Forget the Flamethrower for this next one. Time to finish with a bang. And by bang, I mean blast. And by blast, I mean...."

"BLAST."

*SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*

"BURRRRRNN!!"

*KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM*

Paxton: Damn...

"Yeah, don't fuck with us."

"You are already gone."

Paxton: We're still leaving! What does that even mean?!

Sollux: yeah, what are y0u talking ab0ut? y0u keep d0ing that.

"I-It's a reference, leave me alone..."

"I didn't mean that literally!"

Mason: Guys clear out fast.

"Just Sollux, and he's used to it."

Sollux: d0esn't mean i enj0y it, jerk.

"But we will take that!"

"Yeah, that's... that's sort of the reason we came over here. How did she manage to avoid the bikers...?"

"Bond? J-"

Uboa: No. I'll hit you.

Curry: Dude, they're kids.

"I know, but we have to battle them! That's rules."

"SOLLUX, GIR, STRATEGY HM!"

"Oh come on, dude... We need to find you a Feferi..."

"Going to... rescue a lost girl?

Lady: Chill out man... Take it eeeeaaaasyyy...

"Son of a bitch, I dealt with this enough with Erika."

"BUT PERFECT GRINDING FOR SOL'!"

Sollux: i hate plants.

"I don't think that's the only thing 'tickling your heart', lady."

"I swear, potheads and bikers. What is going on on this stupid island?!"

Curry: YEAH, YO' BATTLIN' SKILLS!

"And the marijuana you've been using since 4:00."

"Welp, if I were a little girl, a magical forest is where I'd go hiding."

"And Oliver is..."

Curry: In the box.

"FFFFFFFFF-"

"8O WE DON'T HAVE A PSYCHIC TYPE. ALL WE HAVE IS RAMONA AND HER LITTLE ABILITIES."

*Bonk*

"CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK"

"YESSSSSSSSSSSS!"

NAME HER

Anyone? Come on, people.

>>21302
I can't think of a silly pun name but I don't want to give a generic one either :(

Don't make me take away your naming privileges, this always happens when I catch a new Pokemon.

"Berries are dumb anyway. I don't give a shit."

>>21305
Yeah, berries do kinda suck.

"(Kiiiiind of expecting someone older... Damn.)"

"Right. Scary Pokemon. Uhhh..."
>Curry
>GIR
>Uboa

"W-We're the good guys, just so you know..."

>>21307
Oh christ, her fucking name.

Sollux: wh0 taught y0u t0 talk like that?

Lostelle: Like what?

Sollux: in the third pers0n.

Lostelle: Lostelle doesn't know what that means.

"GET BEHIND ME, CHILD!"

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-"

Curry: CHILDREN

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRUIT."

"That was easy... Too easy..."

Lostelle: Lostelle wants to thank you for saving her! Have this!

".... Thank you..."

Shelley: I'LL EAT IT! I'LL EAT ALL THE BERRIES

SIDEQUEST COMPLETED

Exp earned: 15,000

Wayne earned the title: Hide and Seek Champion

Curry earned the title: Incinerator

"SHE WAS LOST IN THE WOODS. THIS PRACTICALLY DEFINES SCARED AND IN TROUBLE!"

".... OH yeah, I had something to give you! Now I remember..."

Curry: Seems so long ago...

"Oh, thanks, (I can totally use this on the Jigglypuff I don't have anymore)."

>>21318
Ouch, bit harsh there, dude.

"I defeated a biker gang and rescued a little girl. It was actually pretty exciting for a while!"

Bill: Fantastic! We fixed things!

"I'm so proud."

Celio: When he's not, y'know, wearing the suits.

"Yeah no, I'm with you on that one..."

Curry: So you really do the whole suit thing then?

Bill: What I do in my private time, or in conventions with thousands of others is my own business! And the business of those thousands of others.

>>21319
He lost his daughter so hard she wasn't on the same landmass as him. He deserved it.

>>21322
I mean the Jigglypuff thing.

"Wh- really?! I didn't even get to relax! Dude, come on."

Bill: But there's no science to be done, what's even the point?

"The point is to hang out! Waste time! Hit on island chicks!"

Bill: I don't do well with women.

"I figured, but this is your chance to get better! Maybe there's a creepy girl out there for you too."

Bill: No, no, we're better off in Kanto. I have work to do.

"Seriously, what a wasted opportunity..."

AND SO WAYNE AND BILL PREPARED TO HEAD BACK TO KANTO. WITH ONE BADGE SEPARATING WAYNE FROM THE ELITE FOUR, THOUGH, THIS ISN'T THE TIME FOR VACATIONS ANYWAY.

TO
BE
CONTINUED

Alright, I'm pretty sure I'll be able to update on Thursday! Sorry for not being around, I've been really busy with getting settled with my new job and my internship, but I'm finally establishing a stable schedule.

>>21434
Shit. I work.

Alright, no-go on the Thursday update. I'll shoot for tomorrow at 7:30 like always.

darn the one time im here and ready and its moved :( and of course i work tommorrow so il miss it again :(

Curry: Alone?! He had us the whole time!

"I think I explored the islands plenty, but thanks for the offer anyway."

Bill: Let's roll out, Wayne ol' buddy!

"We aren't friends."

"I will admit, the boat ride part is cool."

Shelley: IT'S I'M RIDING ON TOP OF ME! BUT ME IS A MADE OF METAL.

TOTALLY HERE THIS TIME DOC.

"Not really, like two minutes."

Sollux: psst. when he says s0mething like that, he's implying the trip t00k a while, which we cut f0r time.

"Oh! Oh, then yeah, it took forever!"

"Alright... Ssso... What do we do n-"

Shelley: WHAT DO WE DO NEXT?

"..."

"BACK IN THE BOX, YOU TWO."

Who do we replace Mason and Shelley with?

>>21465
DESCRIBE THE LEVELS OF LAPRAS AND GRAVELER

>>21466
Shelley: 30
Mason: 32

Everyone else is up to 36.

>>21467
Yeah good enough, roll with those.

How about Voltorb and Drowze

"Nevermind, you guys are in."

Mason: Eeeeeexcellent!

>>21470
I recommend a short training session before going in, though. Or just battle all the Gym Trainers, maybe that'll get you a few tasty levels.

"Just one more Gym to go, and we're ready for the Elite Four. Ready for Lance."

Sollux: p0int the way.

"Back to the beginning. We're going to Viridian."

>>21472
Oh wait what I forgot you already have the Volcanobadge
Yeah Graveler is a bad choice
SORRY I'M A BAD VIEWER

"Wonderful news!"

Mason: IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

"OH, FFFFFFFFF-"

Curry: Well this looks familiar.

Sollux: i w0nder if the general is s0me0ne we kn0w.

What is Exeggcute's level like and do you have a Leaf Stone handy.

>>21473
THEN WHO?

"... Mason, you're out!"

Mason: Damn it...

"TRRRRRAAAAAAAIIIIINIIIIIIIING TIIIIIIIIIME."

BLANCHETT OR PAT SAJAK?

>>21479
PAT SAJAK, I SAY

"And I know a place to train... UNCHARTED LANDS, HERE WE COME"

>>21481
NO!!! YOU FOOL!!!

THERE ARE ICE POKEMON!!!

"Pat, I am disappoint."

Pat: We'll work on it!

"Bwaaah!"

"So... Manly..."

Dean: But just look at these abs! And these BICEPS! I could punch a tractor in half!

>>21486
Somewhere, a farmer sheds a tear.

"Is that a metaphor for something?"

Curry: I can't imagine what...

"Y-You know, I could give you big pearls too."

Curry: Unless that means something besides what it means literally.

"You need better Grass attacks, Pat."

Pat: WE SAID WE'RE WORKING ON IT!

"Aaaaand we'll get someone bigger in here."

Uboa: I'm bigger.

"So... Not a metaphor."

Nora: Not at all!

"Alright, good."

"WE'VE ARRIVED! Let the training commence!"

The only Grass-type move Pat is going to learn next is Solarbeam, and not until level 43.
Did you use Giga Drain yet? Or Psychic or Sludge Bomb?

"TRAINING STARTS WITH BEATING UP A GIRL!"

"We're off to a good start!"

>>21495
What is her next, like, attack-attack? Right now Confusion is her most powerful Move.

"Hey hey. Could come in handy."noo

WORTH LEARNING?

>>21500
WELL IT'LL HELP RACK UP DAMAGE WITH LEECH SEED, BUT STUN SPORE IS REALLY NICE

And...still just Solarbeam. Sleep Powder is the only thing between here and there.

I'm not sure. How often do you use reflect?

>>21502
Not often.

I would pick reflect, but then again, I'm not good at this game.

>>21503
Then ditch reflect.

Well having both Stun Spore and PoisonPowder won't do anyone any favors. And Toxic is better than PoisonPowder in every way, unless you want to give it to someone else.

But Pat isn't doing much damage right now, so it might be best to stick with PoisonPowder over Stun Spore.

Irene: That's what they teach us in Scouts anyway!

"Oh yeeeeeeaaaaah... I forgot."

Well?

>>21509
Well shit. I wish we remembered this sooner. Well I guess we can ditch Stun Spore unless it's better than Poison Powder.

Yes, ditch Stun Spore for now.

"DId I put this on the right head...?"

There's also this one!

>>21513
......

I have no idea. Maybe we should hold off.

Do we still need confusion?

Not really worth it. And unless you really want Sleep Powder, I suggest going and getting a Leaf Stone.

>>21516
YOU MEAN THIS LEAF STONE?

>>21517
Oh My Gosh.

>>21517
A LEAF STONE! A CLUB MEMBER!

ALULULULULULULULULU!

Pat: Wait, what is that?

"Mweeheeheehee"

SOMETHING MAGICAL IS HAPPENING

>>21521
Wheel of Fortune 1994-1997 Theme

Pat: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

"Well that's a new one..."

>>21524
Screw that, it's lame as fuck.

"And you get these eggs from..."

Pat: THEY ARE OUR OWN FACES! SACRIFICES TO THE GLORIOUS GOD-RULER!

>>21525
you heard the man.

"I don't think so..."

Pat: THEN WE SHALL SACRIFICE OUR FOES! WORTHY SOULS FOR HIS GLORY!

"W-Well... Training time..."

Pat: FOR HIS HONOR!

"Probably nothing exciting down here anyway."

"GYOOOOOOOOO!!"

"OH.
NO.
YOU.
FUCKING.
DON'T."

"YESSSSSSS"

NAAAAMES

>>21534
WALDORF

>>21534
Eridan.