Curry: So we're headed south, right?

"Across high seas and stormy waters, my friend!"

Ramona: And we're trusting GIR to keep us safe.

"... No one said this was gonna be easy."

Sollux: wait, the water's dyed blue? that d0esn't inv0ke a l0t 0f c0nfidence in me.

Scott: Yeah, but what does?

Sollux: g00d p0int.

"NEW ROUTE NEW ROUTE THAT MEANS NEW FRIEND"

"Oh. Well, beggars can't be choosers, I guess..."

Scott: We're not actually gonna use her are we?

"Probably not, but I guess it couldn't hurt to have some... I guess D-Listers."

"Victory cheeeeeer."

NAME HER

Alright, we'll just continue this Saturday evening then. It DID sort of pop up out of nowhere!

>>20370
Lena.

>>20370
Smegma

>>20370
Overfeind

>>20370
BOB DYLAN

Carol/Cheryl

>>20370
TANGIRLA

>>20370
BIOLLANTE

>>20380
No! Pam! Please pic Pam

>>20370
SEDUSA

Bumbleweed.

Curly

Was there an interruption?

Picking it up at 8:00 tonight! See you all there!

Alright just an hour to go then! sweet cant wait. il be here watching

"And to the box you go!"

"AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH wait why am I complaining, it's level 6. That's not even grinding fodder."

"Y'know, this is nice. This right here. The ocean, only Tentacools bothering us. It's nice. Relaxing."

"Aaaaaaaand there it is."

>>20425
>Lv. 6
What really? Since when!

"MY TEENAGE EYES!"

"Haha I remember those things! Oh Misty, your apathy wasn't endearing at all..."

Scott: Who's Misty?

"THAT WAS EASY!"

Ramona: Whoa, calm down there, Shatner.

"AAAAUGH THEY ALL DRESS LIKE THAT!!"

Sollux: whatever it is, i'm glad i can't see it.

Ramona: Yeah, just keep on sending the Poison-Types my way... Easy pickin's.

"YOUR SEAHORSE MAY BE RULER OF THE SEAS, BUT I HAVE A GIANT FUCKING MONSTER THING!"

GIR: DLAAAAAAAAAAAN

"DRAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEE!!!"

GIR: BLOOOOOGHLABLAHGABALLAAAAAA!!

"WE'RE HERE!"

Curry: This place looks nice.

Ramona: Tropical islands usually are, as a rule.

Scott: Sciencey stuff happens here...

Ramona: Thank you, Scott.

Scott: Tests and labs and chemicals in vials!

Scientist: You wanna learn Metronome, man? I can teach you that shit. First hit's free.

"He seems trustworthy!"

Curry: Boss, are you sure about this? Remember the Magikarp salesman? No offense, GIR.

GIR: Poit.

"... Well that's disappointing."

Sollux: y0u kn0w, it's pr0bably f0r the best, really. i'm already blind, d0n't want any weird tms d0ing anything w0rse. alth0ugh the blindness is really w0rking 0ut f0r me...

Curry: And this guy's even shiftier! At least the last one spoke full sentences!

"... I forgot I had this thing. It's been buried in my backpack this whole time."

Ramona: I remember getting that thing! God, that was forever ago.

>>20442
Wait, you didn't get the Old Amber.

Scientist: I turn it! Make it live again! You pick up later!

"Uhhh... If- If you say so..."

Sollux: we might as well, that f0ssil isn't d0ing us any g00d in y0ur backpack.

"You've got a point."

"Ooh, burned-out building? With scientists? WHO'S UP FOR SOME URBEXING?!"

Curry: Hell yeah!

Scott: Yesssssss!

"Abandoned buildings are always the best. So much history in these charred walls... And here we are, alone, basking in the memor-who the FUCK is that over there?"

"This ain't a safe place for kids to play. Wait, Johnson? Are you getting the reports ready for Monday's meeting?"

Johnson: Oh yeah, I've never heard that one...

Ramona: KEEP SENDING THE POISON-TYPES! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!

Scott: You're kinda scary...

Sollux: i d0 miss the psychic abilities, th0ugh...

"Now get the hell outta here, kid. Seriously, leave this to the professionals."

Scott: You're a professional urbexer?!

"Sure, why not."

"... Well. This is interesting..."

Curry: What's up?

"Well, we had MAO. But they never evolved. Does... Does this count as a new Pokemon?"

WHAT'S THE VERDICT?

>>20450
It counts, catch the shit out of it.

I say go for it. probally isnt a better pokemon in there anyway and its still technically new since youve never had him before

NAME HIM

>>20453
CLUNY

Name him Spaz lol

>>20453
TopPercent.
That kid's gotta be inspired by someone!

BOX'D

>>20457
DAMNIT, I SHOULD HAVE SAID RATTIGAN.

"... Well, I didn't want this one anyway."

"Great, they're EVERYWHERE."

Ramona: Just leave 'em to me and the spooky one.

Uboa: Hiiiiiii.

"Oooooooh mysteries abound... What does it do?"

Scott: Maybe that's the secret...?

"Seriously? The door is like right at the bottom of the stairs."

"BURGLAR?! FACE JUSTICE, VILLAINOUS SCUM!"

"SUCK IIIIIIIIT!"

"Twice? When I Surf you, you stay Surfed."

ONCE YOU LEAVE THE MANSION, HEAD TO THE DOCK. YOUR LOCATION WILL CHANGE, SO YOU CAN GO BACK AND GET THAT FOSSIL.

/CAPS LOCK
/obvious shit

"Thank you, criminal scum!"

Sollux: i keep f0rgetting this game is 0n planet earth.

"You and me both, brother."

Curry: Is that it? Seriously?

"This journal is lame."

"Ooh more one-page journals!"

"Why does that name sound familiar...?"

Sollux: mew, a false pr0phet of arceus... at least that's what the legend says.

"A false prophet?

Sollux: mew and arceus are said t0 be l0cked in eternal c0mbat f0r the rights t0 rule this planet. i'm n0t sure if i buy int0 that, necessarily. i'm just repeating what all p0kem0n are taught as children.

Curry: Well I've never heard that before.

"Yeah, you were grown in a jar, though."

"Why are there so many people in here..."

"OH COME ON, BRAYDON ISN'T EVEN A REAL NAME! IT'S JUST SPELLING BRANDON WRONG!"

Curry: Once again, your BIZARRE obsession with Flying-Types have screwed us over.

"Oh shut up and get Uboa out here."

"Jump off... the ledge?"

Braydon: Yeah, just dive right the FUCK off!

"... No need to be a dick just because you lost..."

WELL THIS URBEXING EPISODE IS LESS THAN SATISFACTORY. BUT NEVER FEAR, MORE CHALLENGES AWAIT WAYNE AND HIS TEAM ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF LET'S PLAY FIRE RED: NUZLOCKE EDITION!

TO
BE
CONTINUED

UPDATE TOMORROW

"I fucking love pressing buttons!"

Curry: LIFTIN' WEIGHTS.

"Not that kind of iron."

"Aaaaaand fuck it, I might as well jump down the hole. What's the worst that can happen besides SHATTERING MY KNEECAPS."

*CRUNCH*

"Like that."

"Besides all of you?"

Scientist: Right!

"And the burglars?"

Scientist: Burglars?

"Ted is... Well, Theodore is a good scientist name."

"Damn it, no one knows anything around here!"

Sollux: pe0ple need t0 st0p leaving their drugs ar0und...

"Hey hey, now we're talkin'. This place is a lot more... structurally sound."

Curry: Except now the shitty floor is now our shitty ceiling.

"Oh damn."

"MORE BURGLARS. This place must have some sweet loot."

Lewis: Well it used to.

"Damn it."

"SUCK IT, PONY! Wait, can horses swim? I'm not sure."

"Yoink!"

Ramona: As long as it's not a Revive.

"Stupid rule..."

"More TMs! Maybe I'll strap CDs to your heads when we're done here."

Scott: MORE BUTTONS YAY!

"THERE. Let's get the hell out of this place before the ceiling collapses and we die."

Curry: Okay we grab that and then we leave.

Ramona: How long have you had those?

"The whole time! Never had to use 'em!"

Sollux: huh. i guess the 0pp0rtunity never presented itself...

"WHEEEEEEEEE!!"

*THUD*

"My legs must be made of steel or something..."

SHOULD WE SWITCH OUT ANY POKEMON FOR THE NEXT GYM?

Playing to an empty crowd again, huh? Alright, we'll pick it up tomorrow!

>>20909
FUNDAMENTALLY SPEAKING, LAPRAS, GROWLITHE, AND GRAVELER WOULDN'T BE BAD CHOICES

BUT IT DEPENDS ON THEIR LEVELS AT THIS POINT

>>20909
Put the bug types away, replace them with GRAVELER AND LAPRAS!

Tentative schedule:

Monday: Finish up previous session
Thursday: Full session

LET'S FINISH WHAT WE STARTED.

"This is so weird... I haven't boxed you since the very beginning."

Ramona: S'only for a little bit. Are you honestly gonna keep those two around?

Shelley: HEY ARE WE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE?

"... Rammy's got a point."