Grunt: Oh, this isn't very fair...

"Deal with it, nerd. Maybe you should do better than Zubats."

Grunt: Oh yeah? Well how about a GOLBA-

"Curry."

Curry: On it.

Golbat: You... You think that's enough... To defeat me?! I am Golbat, son of Golbat! I swore upon my father's grave to carry on his legacy! I CAN'T FALL HERE! MY SPIRIT WON'T ALLOW IT!

Curry: .... Hm. *dink*

"Huh, I forgot you still had Scratch."

Curry: I think... I think that pitiful excuse for a fight was just what I needed...

Curry: TO BECOME SOMETHING AMAZING!!

Curry: Boss! Check it, I got wings now! OH MAN, I SHOULD TRY HITTING GUYS WITH 'EM!

Should we learn Wing Attack?

YEAH SURE WHY NOT

>>18733
YES.

Curry: Not like it would do much with these stubby little T-Rex arms.

"TREASURES!"

"Eh, not very good treasures..."

"I still have no fucking idea if I'm even going in the right direction. Fuck, imagine what working here is like..."

Ramona: Well, we keep getting into battles, so we're at least going to places we've never been.

Sollux: far off land2 acro22 2pace and tiime!

Curry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO AWESOME!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOU'RE ALWAYS SUCH A DOWNER, SOL!

"Standard beginner's rule in RPGs. If all the doors are locked, then you haven't been here yet!"

Scott: Leave no stone unturned! No chest unraided!

"Well. I guess I can sell it."

"Travis. I... I will accept Travis. It sounds at least mildly scientific."

"Are we on the 10th floor? Really, I honestly had no idea. I don't even know if we're in the right DIMENSION right now!"

Sollux: well look at you. you're really 2teppiing up your game, huh? two bad ii'm ju2t goiing two peck your eye2 out liike everyone el2e ii encounter.

Machoke: Yep. It's a Fearow alright.

"HOLY SHIT! That was one hell of a Revenge! You had me worried, there, buddy!"

Sollux: tru2t me, thii2 ii2 not where ii'm 2uppo2ed two diie. ii already know when and where, 2o ii'm not two worriied. ii appreciiate your concern, though.

"Right, if I were the leader, that's where I'd hang out too... So, any idea how to get up there?"

Grunt: HA! Even if I DID know, I'd never tell you! I'm not THAT dumb!

"Just the one? I've got six right here!"

Ramona: Hey! Since when are we your servants?!

Uboa: Do I need to remind you of the pecking order?

"...... Hm. No, no, no, I don't accept Rodney. Seriously, where are all the Carlisles and Fredericks? Or something, I dunno. I'm just good at pointing out what ISN'T a good science name."

"Oooooh, what does it do?"

"Oh. Eh, I'm not that much of a strategist."

"Okay, this HAS to be something! We're running out of unlocked doors..."

Ramona: Man, you know what would suck? If they went around shutting them while we weren't looking.

Scott: DON'T EVEN SAY STUFF LIKE THAT, THAT WOULD BE HORRIBLE!!

"FOR GLOOOOOOORRYYYY!!"

"......................................................................................"

Curry: Boss?

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
"

"DON'T YOU DARE GET IN MY WAY, YOU LIMP-DICKED, SNOT-NOSED, PUS-FILLED, LOSER DOUCHEBAG ASSCLOWN! I WILL MURDER YOUR EXISTENCE!"

"DESTROY ALL!!"

Curry: Holy shit.

Sollux: ii'm a liittle uncomfortable riight now!

"SHUT UP. DIE."

"YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF... me... That does sound pretty nice."

Curry: See? See what you find when you have a clear head? Progress!

"I dunno, that last door..."

Ramona: This time will be different!

"Wait, wait, took over? I thought Team Rocket was always here!"

Scientist: Oh no, no, they arrived not too long ago. We've been held captive here ever since, though. Can't remember the last time I was outside.

"So what, days, weeks?!"

Scientist: Got me, you lose track of time up here. I think since November?

"November?! Dude, it's February!"

Scientist: What?! That means I missed the big 2009 New Year's party!

"..... Oh shit."

"Your numbers have GOT to be dwindling, pal. I've cleared out entire floors here!"

Grunt: What?! Impossible! You're just one boy!

"Yeah, well, maybe you should get better funding... I can't believe you guys took over the region."

"I'm just saying, invest in, like, more Machokes or something? Those kind of work for you. Not against me, mind you, but the intimidation factor, that's there."

Grunt: Yes, yes, I see... That's smart!

"Glad I could help."

Curry: Yeah, we're working on that.

"Shut up."

Woman: You can't save a DEAD WOMAN!

"OH SHIT, PUT THE KNIFE DOWN!"

"I could use one of those..."

Electrode: If I have to go down... I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!

"CURRY! GET OUTTA THERE!"

Curry: There's no time! EVERYONE GET DOWN! NOW!

"CURRRRYYYYYY!!!"

*KA-BOOOOOOOOOOM*

"Curry...? Are you...?"

Curry: Hm. Well. That was anticlimactic.

Sollux: almo2t dii2apoiintiing...

"Aaaaand switch out."

"Nooooooo it's the OTHER child intruder! I'm just the night janitor."

Grunt: That makes sen- HEY, YOU'RE TRYING TO TRICK ME!

"FUCK YOUR SHIIIIIIIIITT!"

Man: Children aren't even real! It's all a government conspiracy!

"Shouldn't you be on the Blackbird?"

Dalton: I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR DATED 90'S REFERENCES!

"Mweeheeheehee."

GIR: Beep boop boop beep! *Chomp*

"Going up against Electric Types means I should switch out of my Flying Type..."

"But it seems thanks to Curry evolving... I only have one of those now."

AND SO WAYNE CONTINUES HIS RANDOM SCURRYING ABOUT THE SILPHCO BUILDING. HOPEFULLY NEXT TIME HE ACTUALLY MAKES SOLID PROGRESS, BUT, Y'KNOW, NO GUARANTEES OR ANYTHING. SEE YOU NEXT TIME FOR MAYBE SOMETHING HAPPENING? IT'S ALL A SURPRISE HERE ON LET'S PLAY FIRE RED: NUZLOCKE EDITION.

TO
BE
CONTINUED

This is going to end well--aw dammit I missed it!

Dr. Professor i love your little episodes here. started reading them last night but couldnt see the beginning ones. probably archived. Anyway, know that im caught up i cant wait for your next episode. good job :)

>>18781
Thank you! The first threads are located on the archived board that has now been froooozeeeen iiiiin tiiiiiiiiiiime!

Yea right after my post i went and saw them. cant wait for your next episode. Hopefully i will be here for it. :)

So when is the next one gonna happen? i cant wait! lol

>>18799
Always Monday evening. Sometimes if I have the proper level of motivation/don't forget about it, Wednesday or Friday.

Oh ok. then il check back tommorrow and see if its happening and if not then il just check back monday. cant wait and good luck :)

Unfortunately, there's going to be a delay of game until Wednesday. Hopefully by then I'm not exhausted and don't hate everything. Sorry!

Arrrrgh maybe not until Friday! KIDS THIS IS WHY YOU DO NOT PROCRASTINATE ON HOMEWORK. ESPECIALLY WHEN THE HOMEWORK IS MIDTERMS.

Awww :( ive been looking forward to the next ones. well if you dont find the time tonight then cant wait till friday then. and good luck on midterms! we had our midterms back in january so you guys are pretty late lol

COME TO THINK OF IT. There is no reason I can't update TONIGHT! SO THERE! 7:30, AS USUAL!

Sweet cant wait!!! what time zone do you go off of?

"Go get 'em, Uboa."

Uboa: It's not just because I'm not a Flying Type. I'm just better than the rest of you.

\m/ '_' \m/

Magnemite: Ha! Good luck hitting the REAL me!

Uboa: Oh, I'm not confused.

Magnemite: Wha...?

Uboa: I'll just destroy all of you. Doesn't matter which one is the illusion.

Grunt: FINE! TRY MY WEEZI-

"Curry."

Curry: RRRRAAAAAWWWWWGHH!

"Well that happened."

Curry: Y'know, I'm pretty sure... we haven't tried this one.

"You positive?"

Curry: You take enough of these warp panels and eventually you get used to the area.

"Man, I've just been jumping around randomly."

Ramona: And you wonder why we got lost.

"AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGHH!!"

Curry: Oh yeah, we've never been here.

*WHAM* "Good... I'm relieved..."

Scott: That can NOT be good for your knees!

"You think!?"

WARNING: CHALLENGER APPROACHING

"Wh- WHAT?!"

Curry: IS THAT KENT?!

Ramona: What the heeeellll...?

GIR: BLORGY BLOO!

"K-Kent...? Dude, they said you were dead..."

>>18955

Avenge everyone you crazy bastard!

Sweet im not too late! And i see kent is back :o

Giovanni (over loudspeaker): Well it's about time...

"GIOVANNI! Where are you?! Come out here and fight! I had a feeling you were lying..."

Giovanni: Me? Lying? Of course not! Well, not exactly. It's true Kent tried to challenge me. I defeated him soundly, naturally. But I saw something in him... Potential. You should have seen him! Charging in to fight me! All by himself. You see, no one in this city dares oppose Team Rocket. They hide, cower in fear. Kent tried to start a revolution, but they couldn't be moved to help. And one person cannot hope to defeat Team Rocket. So I salvaged what was left of him, what was left of his Pokemon... And got to work. Did you know Team Rocket has a medical division? And a robotics division?

"What did you do to him...?"

Protomen - The Stand (Man or Machine)

Giovanni: Rebuilt him. He was absolutely eager to help me after being left for dead like that. I told you your friend had been killed,
Yet here he stands in the very shadow of the man you came here to destroy.
You came here to avenge his death, you came here to save mankind...
Can you see now, you cannot do both.

Kent:

Tell me now, is there a man among you here,
Is there no one who will stand up and try to fight?
Tell me man, is there not one in all your ranks,
Is there no one who values courage over life?

"We're here!"

Curry: Yeah! We're here, and that's enough!

Scott: Doesn't matter if we don't have backup!

Sollux: outlook ii2 griim, but iif we quiit now, all our effort2 wiill be for nothiing! ii'm feeliing lucky toniight!

Kent:

They looked to me once, now they turn to you
Do you understand now, do you see that the truth is
They don't want to change this, they don't want a hero
They just want a martyr, a statue to raise

I've given everything I can, there are no heroes left in man.

Kent:

So it begins!
No matter which one of us wins
The ground we're standing on will crack and blow away.
You will fight, and when you fight you fight alone,
And in the end you'll see there was no other way.

"I can't wait to see how robotic and fake your voice will be when I pound your skull in. It'll be HILARIOUS."

Kent:

I've been here before, I've stood where you stand,
They called me a hero, the hero of man,
But why should we save them, when they stand for nothing;
If they deserve life, let them stand for themselves!

Sollux: even hii2 pokemon are genetiic mon2tro2iitiie2...

Ramona: That shit ain't right.

"GIR! Ground that flighty bastard!"

"Thunder Wave is my new bestest pal. NOW DROWN HIM WITH SURFS!"

"One more oughta do it..."

Curry: Don't get too cocky, if his Pidgeot is three levels higher than me and Uboa, then...

"We've got this, we've got this!"

"See? We're good! It's just a Growlithe! We've got GIR, we're fine!"

Ramona: Just don't rush this! Damn it, I'd really rather NOT die to Robo-Kent.

"Well that was dumb. You okay, GIR?"

GIR: Floop troob.

"Atta boy. SURF!"

"CURRY!"

Curry: Right!

"Flamethrower should do it."

Curry: And I'm tough enough to take anything they could throw at me.

Curry: HWOOORRRAAAAAGH!!

"I want you to never ever stop breathing fire. It is GLORIOUS."

"What's wrong, Kent? Not very talkative! Or are you not programmed to spit witty retorts?"

Kent:

What do you think defeating me will change?

"Well... For one thing, you'll be out of my hair again.

Kent:

You still cling to the ideal that you can change this region without shedding unnecessary blood.

"It's been working for me so far!"

Kent:

You are leaving opponents alive. They will return, stronger than ever, and crush you. You have no chance.

"We'll see about that. Just send out your next Pokemon..."

"Man, you aren't fucking around with this one..."

"Well this is going to be annoying."

Sollux: thii2 ii2 bad.

"You think?!"

Ramona: I'm open to suggestions.

"Hmmm..."

"We could heal Sollux, or... No wait! Better idea! Sollux, get outta there!"

"GIR!"

Curry: A Water Type against a Water Type?!

"Ah ah ah! GIR knows Dragon Rage."

Curry: Oooooh...

"BUT FIRST!"

NO GIR NO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO MAKE THINGS WORSE

"Alright GIR, finish him off!"

GIR: Zoop!

Ramona: You used Surf just to add insult to injury, didn't you?

"YES."

"..."

Scott: Crap, Psychic...

"WAIT, GIR KNOWS BITE!"

Scott: Oh yeah! We should be fine, then!

":T"

"Well shit."

Curry: So much for easy win.

"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLSSSS."

"Ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit..."

"..."

GIR: ...

"GIR? You okay, buddy?"

GIR: Hupla!

doc

if you lose gir

i swear to god

"FUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUU KENT!"

"STOP DOING THAT!"

Ramona: The move's only got 10 PP.

"THANK ARCEUS. We're on what, third, fourth time?"

Scott: Something like that.

Sollux: hey doe2n't dragon rage do the 2ame amount of damage regardle22 of the opponent'2 defen2e2?

"... Oh yeeeeaaaaahh... GIR! GET ANGRY!"

GIR: HOOOOOOOOWABLA!

"VICTORY PELVIC THRUST!"

Kent:

Savor your hollow victory if you must. I should thank you for the opportunity to battle you again. And again, and again.

"Yeah yeah, oooh I'm shaking. Get lost, you mechanical douchehead. I'm gonna go kick your new boss in the genitals."

"Heh. See, what was Kent talking about, people not willing to help? So what Pokemon is it?"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"

NAME HER.

Why wont you just kill them? He was killed already so technically he is already dead and same for his pokemon so it makes it ok :) lol

name her shelly. hard one to come up with a real good name so thats the best i got

"Hey, Shelley!"

Shelley: ........... AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH.

"AUGH! WHAT?"

Shelley: ..... HAY.

"Uhh... hi."

Shelley: ARE YOU MY NEW TRAINER?

"I- I guess so?"

Shelley: ARE WE GONNA GO ON ADVENTURES?

"Probably? It... depends on your... moveset?"

Shelley: I LIKE ADVENTURES. ONE TIME I WENT ON AN ADVENTURE. BUT REALLY THE ADVENTURE WAS JUST MY TRAINER GOING TO THE BANK. AT THE BANK, PENS ARE ON CHAINS, SO PEOPLE DON'T STEAL THEM. I FIND THIS FASCINATING, DON'T YOU?

"Can I please get a Water Type that isn't batshit insane?"

Meanwhile in the box.

Shelley: HI. MY NAME'S SHELLEY. ARE YOU MY TRAINER'S POKEMON?

Airman: I hope not...

Blanchett: Oh please let me out soon...

"This explains so much."

"Well, gang, are you ready to kick Giovanni in the Pokeballs?"

Curry: Always ready for ball-kicking!

Scott: That's a dude's weak point! Critical damage.

Ramona: I'd assume you're all talking metaphorically, but I don't know with this group.

Uboa: I hope he has nightmares about me when we're done. Oh, who am I kidding? Of course he will...

Sollux: ii'm not goiing two 2ay it'2 a guarantee, but even ii feel hopeful about thii2.

GIR: WAAAAAAAH.

"..."

Grunt: I'm the elite agent in Giovanni's guard team! You don't stand a-

Grunt:- What just happened...

*Deep breath*

"GIOVANNI! YOU CO-"

Scott: YOU COCKY COCK! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!

"You stole my line, dude."

Giovanni: I had a feeling you would make it this far.

"Yeah, your new robo-buddy wasn't exactly fit for duty."

Giovanni: Well, I'll have to fix that, won't I? I went easy on you last time, boy. Don't think you can get away now.

"Playing for keeps, are we? Well let's see your moves. C'mon, bring it. I crushed every one of your agents on the way up here. It was EASY."

Giovanni: Arrogant little whelp. You remind me of myself when I was young. Working alongside Lance, conquering this region. So much possibility before me... And you think you can change things?

"That's the plan!"

Giovanni: Well, your journey ends here! In the very spot your friend fell!

"BRING IT!"

"You've only got four of 'em! This'll be a cakewalk..."

HERE IT IS, THE BATTLE YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! WAYNE AND GIOVANNI, ROUND TWO! BE HERE FOR THE NEXT SESSION! DON'T MISS IT!

TO
BE
CONTINUED

time for this to get epic!!! show no mercy dude!!! he killed kent!!!

fuck i missed it again

AND WE'RE BACK! A little behind schedule, but here we are!

"Hmm, a Poison Type! Uboa! Get in there and show 'em how it's done!"

"... This is embarrassing..."

"I probably don't even need to do this, but GIR, GET IN THERE!"

GIR: ...

Ryhorn: ...

GIR: ...

Ryhorn: ...

GIR: Blah.

Ryhorn: :<

"SUUUUUUUUUUUUURF!!"

"I... I'm not sure if I'm just really strong or if you're just that pathetic, Giovanni."

Giovanni: I ASSURE YOU, I AM NOT PATHETIC! GO, KANGASKHAN!

"Curry."

Curry: Let's burn.

Curry: Stop that. That's just disgraceful. You do your species an injustice by still having that move.

"WICKED INSULT, BRO!"

Curry: Hell yeah, she'll be feeling that in the morning!

Curry: I didn't even have to attack her! My sick burns did the work for me!

"You hurt with your words, Curry."

"UBOA, GET IN THERE AND FINISH IT OFF!"

Uboa: Hiiiiii... :D

"I-... I'm honestly baffled here! Who thought this was a good idea?! I expected so much better out of you!"

Uboa: Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! HA HA HA HA! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!

"... Y'know what? Fuck this. I quit. If you're not even going to TRY, then what's the point? Uboa, just punch it a few more times."

"Giovanni, was your plan to depress me with hollow victories? Because it worked."

"WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING BESIDES PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE BULLSHIT EVERY BATTLE! MAYBE ATTACK OR SOME SHIT, I DON'T KNOW! I'M JUST BEING HELPFUL!"

"I'd say it was difficult, but really, you totally pussied out at the end there. How Kent lost to you, I'll never know."

>>19228
Why does his Nisoqueen know Tail Whip?

Ramona: And in your case, I guess that means even the shitty ones.

And then boom. The whole organization vanished in a flash.

"IT LOOKS LIKE THE ONLY THING TEAM ROCKET IS GOOD FOR IS RUNNING AWAY LIKE LITTLE BITCHES!"

Scott: I don't think they can hear you.

President: Our long, long, LOOOOOONG moment of peril...

"Seriously, how long were you in here for?

President: I have forgotten my children's faces.

"POTENTIAL! Hold on, lemme go get my list..."

President: Here, have this!

"Well- Huh. Just... Just a Pokeball, huh?"

President: Not JUST a Pokeball!

President: It's a one-of-a-kind! The MASTER BALL!

"Oh wait... This sounds familiar..."

"Right! Team Rocket grunts were talking about that thing! Well, it's not a helicopter or a waverunner, but I'll take it, I guess."

"Now one last thing before we leave..."

Loudspeaker: We are your hope... We keep you safe... We have control... We are your ho-

*SMASH*

"FINALLY!"

WHILE WE'RE HERE.

Should we switch up the team at all?

I wasn't here for the other playthroughs but how about Ditto,Snorlax, and Spearow.

And who should we switch out for them?

"Well, fine, Uboa can take a breather. Welcome aboard, Otharina!"

"THE LIIIIIIIIIGHT HSSSSSSS!!"

"Welp, I'm curious."

"Wanted what?! Do YOU have a helicopter?!"

"I guess I wanted this."

Scott: What is iiiiit?

"Well hey! I DID want this! You're good, Mr. Psychic!"

WHICH OF OUR TWO LADIES GETS THIS ONE?

Otharina :I

AND WHICH MOVE DO WE REPLACE?

>>19254
SNORE

Otharina: Zzzzzngh... Wha...? I was havin' a dream and... Whazzat thing?

*THE UNIVERSE*

Otharina: I understand!

Otharina: Where once an adoration for fatty foods and girlish Japanese men plagued my mind... Now lies a vast understanding of life and its purpose. I know all. I see all. I have... Vision Infinityfold.

Sollux: well that doe2 wonder2 two my 2elf e2teem.

"Well that was fun. But now what do we do? Is there anything else in this town, or..."

"..."

"HOW LONG HAS THAT BEEN THERE?!"

Scott: But we just CAME from a big battle...

Ramona: C'mon, big guy, suck it up.

Sollux: hmm... 2trange. there appear2 two be a great deal of p2ychiic energy comiing from thii2 buiildiing.

Otharina: Let us not waste time, then. Or, rather, what you perceive as time.

Sollux: GNNNNNNRRRRAAAAAAGH!!

"SOL!"

Sollux: 2o much power... 2o much... can't... keep... 2teady...

Otharina: I feel nothing but a slight tingle.

Sollux: ii hate you almo2t a2 much a2 ii hate my2elf...

"No..."

Scott: What's wrong?

"NOOO..."

Ramona: Oh crap, they're...

"NOOOOO!!"

Curry: Teleport pads...

>>19262
Get Unoba the fuck out of there now.

*WHAM*

"FUUUUUUUUUCK MEEEEEEEEE!!"

"HELL YEAH I WON'T REACH HER EASILY! NOT WITH THIS BULLSHIT IN PLACE!"

"You look like a toolbox and your name is stupid."

Cameron: You're hurtful...

"DON'T CARE, PISSED OFF!"

"Alright, Otharina! Now's your chance! Show them your strength! Fight for Gigantooor!"

Otharina: I don't know who this Gigantooor is, but he sounds like wasted potential.

"Oh Arceus... Every room is the same... WHO WOULD BE SO CRUEL?!"

"No, but your stupid Gym design makes me want to cry..."

WITH GIOVANNI SOUNDLY THWARTED ONCE AGAIN, WAYNE CONTINUES HIS QUEST TO DEFEAT LANCE'S GENERALS. THE MYSTERIOUS SABRINA AWAITS HIM AT THE END OF A LONG AND FRUSTRATING TELEPORT PUZZLE. CAN HE SUCCEED, OR WILL THE MADNESS CONSUME HIM? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON LET'S PLAY FIRE RED: NUZLOCKE EDITION

TO
BE
CONTINUED

if you just go up and down you can get to the middle eventually without facing anyone.

Just sayin.

>>19228
The female Nidoran family are the only Pokemon in the game to learn both Scratch AND Tackle. That's how pathetic they are.

AUGH FUCK EVERYTHING. I think I'm just going to change the update schedule to Wednesday, on account of HOMEWORK.

darn im working wednesday night :( (good job so far though. keep it up)

"Johan, now that's a cool name."

"GIR, you're gonna get all tangled up in yourself."

WHAT SAY YOU ALL? WORTH IT?

>>19472
Nah, everything else looks more useful

"Yech, those things creep the piss out of me..."

"So... Creepy..."

Sollux: don't liike clown2?

"Clowns are evil and heartless and they have no souls."

Sollux: ii don't want any of thii2 thiing'2 "magiical leaf".

"Oh, you're gonna be a dick about it, huh?"

"YEAH! SUCK IT!"

Scott: I did all the work!

"Yeah, but I'm the one who told you what to do."

Ramona: It's the only way Scott will actually do anything.

Sollux: that'2 2ome old bull2hiit. the only gho2t2 iin thii2 regiion are poii2on a2 well. p2ychiic would wreck theiir 2hiit!

Ramona: Well, he's got me and Scott, so we should be good.

"YEAH, ACTUALLY. Do you think we could skip the fight part and go straight to Sabrina?"

Psychic: NOT A CHANCE

"Damn."

"That is one tough Slowbro... KICK HIS ASS, GIR!"

GIR: BLOOZAGLE!

"How is this useful...?"

"Howwww...?"

Otharina: If it must be explained, then you do not deserve to know the answer.

"Now you're just trolling me."

"Is that it? Just 'arrrgh'?"

Preston: Well what do you WANT?!

"I dunno! I just expected something more than 'arrgh'!"

"Well, considering she fought for Lance 20 years ago, she's gotta be at least... 30-something. How old are you?"

Woman: ... I don't have to answer that.

"... Well, despite the bugeyes, you look well for a woman who's gotta be pushing 50."

"OTHARINA! JOIN ME IN VICTORIOUS LAUGHTER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Otharina: I'd rather we didn't do that...

"NO! NOOOOOO!"

"OTHARINAAAAAAAA!!"

Otharina: I tried... The mission... Is yours now, Wayne...

"NO! NO! WHY?!"

"It was supposed to be different... I wasn't supposed to repeat this... I'm sorry, Otharina..."

"Curry, finish this one off before we get a repeat performance."

Curry: Easy mode.

Who is our replacement?

How about Ghastly or Graveler for shits and giggles.

>>19493
PICK THE LAPRAS, I FORGET ITS NAME

"Hey, Shelley..."

Shelley: HEY EVERYONE. WHY ARE YOU ALL SAD? DID SOMETHING SAD HAPPEN? ONE TIME I WAS SAD, BECAUSE OF SOMETHING SAD THAT HAPPENED.

"Oh Arceus."

"Oh. Oh fuck that. Hold on, we're throwing a TM at you."

"Thaaaaat's more like it."

"Of course... Raw muscle is how I lost most of my friends. Overconfidence..."

"NOT WHAT I NEEDED TO SEE RIGHT NOW."

"... Apparently Mr. Mimes like getting crushed by a Lapras."

"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, YOU CREEPY MOTHERFUCKER."

"... Alright, you can have it. Fat lot of good it'll do you."

"..."

Ramona: I think we're here!

Sollux: about fuckiing tiime...

Shelley: WHERE IS HERE?

Scott: That must be... Sabrina...

"Why is she all... fadey?"

Ramona: Transparent?

"That's the word."

Sabrina: It's amazing what a person learns right before they die.

"Die?"

Sollux: hey lady, you look pretty young for a giirl who, by all account2, 2hould be iin her thiirtiie2.

Lapras: AND SHE'S FADEY

Ramona: Transparent.

Sabrina: Perhaps I should explain...

>Look, I'm about to explain like a LOT of shit that doesn't make ANY sense so you might as well go make a sandwich or something.

"Hey, you are a child."

Scott: She can't be any older than 18!

Sabrina: It was only natural Lance would pick someone with my talents to lead in his army. And I was GOOD. But my arrogance got the better of me. Before Lance could ascend as Pokemon Master... I was defeated. As I lay dying, my Pokemon gathered around me. They were able to draw my consciousness out of my body, allowing me to live on as the shade you see before you. My Pokemon are my life force.

"That makes no sense."

Sabrina: And what DOES make sense in this world?! We tame monsters and put them in tiny balls! They speak to us! Why is THIS so difficult to believe?

"... You've thought about this..."

Sabrina: Like I told you, it is amazing what you learn right before you die.

"Well, I'm still here to take you down."

Sabrina: I won't go easily. I've held on this long, you will just be one in a long line of fallen opponents.

"We can do this, right guys?"

Sollux: greeeeaaaaat confiidence there, bo22.

"Shut up!"

"This is gonna suck..."

"He's confused and paralyzed. Now we might stand a chance."

":T"

Sob sob perish song and destiny bond are super dick moves

"FFFFFFFUUUUU-"

"YOU BITCH! HOW ARE YOU EVEN USING POTIONS, YOU'RE A GHOST! YOU ARE NOT EVEN CORPOREAL!"

"Ooooooof course."

"HOLY SHIT, SOLLUX!"

Sollux: ...

Curry: Guy's out cold, boss-man.

"Tch... Alright, switch out!"

"... A Bug Type?"

"... You're making this too easy."

"C'mon, one more. Let's see what you got!"

"... That'd be impressive."

"Oh we are seven flavors of fucked right now..."

"NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO!!"

"Crapbiscuits."

WHAT WILL BE THE OUTCOME OF THE MOST CHALLENGING FIGHT WAYNE HAS HAD TO FACE YET? WILL HE LOSE ANOTHER FRIEND TODAY? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON LET'S PLAY FIRE RED: NUZLOCKE EDITION

TO
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CONTINUED

In Memoriam:
Otharina 30-30

How's he gonna get out of this one.

Also on a hopefully unrelated note was there ever a Nuzloke Let's Play where someone's team got absolutely slaughtered?

>>19573
Well this is the first Nuzlocke LP on the site; all the others were standard rules.

Except for mine, where everyone was bound and determined to teach my Pokemon terrible moves. Which ended up working in my favor, really.

>>19526
Doc, I think I speak for the entire species when I say you are never, ever allowed to have a Snorlax ever again.

"This... This is not going to end well... GIR, I'm sorry..."

GIR: RRRRAAAAAUUUGLABLAGHABABABA!!!

"GIR, NO, IT'S TOO DANGEROUS! YOU CAN'T- O_O"

"HOLY SHIT, GIR, YOU'RE THE BEST!"

Curry: That's Dragon Rage for ya. Glad he's on our side!

"(I was so certain we were screwed there... Holy SHIT.)"

"That's..."

Ramona: That's two more badges to go.

Scott: Easy mode!

Sollux: buhhhhh...

"You okay, buddy?"

Sollux: ..........

Curry: I think he's still down and out...

"And of course our complimentary TM."

"Even me?"

Sabrina: Of course even you. Everyone. They all have the potential to expand their minds. You should work on that. You have the fortitude to become a powerful psychic in your own right.

"Why are you helping me...?"

Sabrina: I'm a ghost. Do you think I really care what happens to this world anymore? I merely held on to Lance's ideals until my contract would expire. Which you just did for me. Thank you for that, by the way.

Sabrina: One final question. You spared my Pokemon. Did you do so to keep my consciousness intact? So you wouldn't have to kill a person?

"Heh."

"Don't flatter yourself. Is it any better to kill a Pokemon over a human?"

Sabrina: I see.

"I'm outta here."

"HOLY SHIT, that was scary!"

Curry: We almost died there!

Ramona: You got LUCKY, that's all there is to it.

"GIR's our hero, ladies and gentlemen. Praise him."

Shelley: AND I HELPED!

"Let's take a breather, folks. Rest easy."

Sollux: nnngh... hey, what happened? i feel funny.

Sollux: can s0me0ne explain why i can't see anything anym0re? and what happened t0 my v0ice? and the v0ices in my head? it's s0... quiet...

"Holy shit, dude."

Curry: That battle knocked the "tttthhh" right out of him!

Sollux: well this is fantastic. s0 much for my visi0n tw0f0ld. eh, all it did was make h0rrible predicti0ns anyway. predicti0ns. predicti0nssssssss... ehehehehe, i could make th0se n0ises all day...

"At least he seems to be taking it well."

Sollux: i think my 0ther senses are picking up the slack a bit. i sh0uld be fine in a bit.

"What?! Dude, the front door was wide open! I'm not trespass- Oh fine, battle time."

"Holy shit, suddenly having a whole team of flyers is paying off!"

Shelley: I'M WATER/ICE!

"And that's why you aren't in battle."

Sollux: hm, i can... smell him. smells like sand and mud. i think i c0uld get used t0 this!

Scott: Is it just me or is Sollux happier than usual...?

Sollux: y0u'd be happy t00 if y0u didn't hear v0ices 0f the dead in y0ur head anym0re.

Ramona: And in news that MATTERS...

SHALL WE?

>>19762
Ditch Confusion.

"Why did you not fight us in a double-battle?!"

"We could've saved time. Scott could've kicked your asses in one sitting instead of having to take turns."

Curry: Knock knock.

Machoke: Who's there?

Curry: WINGS.

"Alright, Shelley, hate to say it, but you're just not working out here. UBOA!"

Uboa: Hiiiiii...

"It's nice to meet you, Mr. Redfield."

Uboa: :D

Primeape: Awww, nerts...

"I might as well, they don't let me run in buildings anyway..."

Sollux: all the 0ther trainers had japanese names, and this guy's just mike? hey, i guess whatever w0rks.

Ramona: We should've done this before Sabrina.

"Yeah, maybe it wouldn't be such a curbstomp..."

"Uh, actually, I'm not a soldier at all..."

Leader: I know, that was just a regular grunt, transcribed for the audience.

"Oh."

"DIDN'T GET THIS FAR EXPECTING MERCY! BRING IT ON!"

"Two leaders taken down in one day, I'm on a roll here!"

Koichi: I don't actually run a Gym. This is just a dojo.

"Oh."

Scott: A-Are you sure...?

"JUST KICK HIS ASS ALREADY!"

Scott: He looks strong...

Ramona: Quit being such a pussy!

"See? Nothing to worry about."

Ramona: And that one just punched himself into a coma.

"Psybeam kicks ASS."

"I didn't want it anyway!"

Koichi: Well that works out in our favor!

"EEEE!!"

YES OR NO?

>>19782
YES

>>19782
YES

NAME HIM.

>>19785
Magbastard

"I'm impressed that fit."

"What lost treasures could be contained in this Pokeball? We will never know."

"An impressive moveset! He could probably train you, Scott."

Scott: That sounds like work...

"Uhhh..."

Curry: So... what do we do now?

Sollux: well, i'd tell y0u, but, y'kn0w, kind of blind here.

"I guess we're headed to Cinnabar... Hey! That's near my house!"

Curry: Maybe we can check up on poor ol' Bulbasaur. Bastard got left behind...

"Feels weird to be home after all this time..."

Curry: We've changed, grown stronger. Feels like our journey's taken months.

Sollux: plus there was that timeskip.

Ramona: Oh yeah, I almost forgot about that.

"In a bit, Mom, first I gotta check up with Oak."

"My what? OH YEAH! THE POKEDEX."

Oak: YES, THE WHOLE REASON WE ARE ON THIS TRIP.

"FOR RESEARCH."

Oak: RIGHT.

"AND NOTHING MORE."

Oak: Not bad, actually, for not putting any effort into it...

"Really, the reason I'm here is-"

Oak: Kent. Yes, I'm aware of what happened to him.

"I'm sorry."

Oak: There's nothing more we can do about it. At the very least, please return him to me. Regardless of the state he's in, he is still my grandson.

"I'll do whatever I can."

Curry: Hey, Bulbasaur.

Bulbasaur: LET ME OUT OF HERE, Y'BLEEDIN' BASTARDS! I'LL SHANK THE LOT OF YOU!

"Oh man, he would've been fun..."

"Alright, Mom, I'mma take you up on that offer. I'll be awake in about a week or so."

AND THEN WAYNE SLEPT FOR A WEEK.

Next time... CINNABAR!

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>>19797
We need a drawfag to deliver a mean bulbasaur now.

NO UPDATE UNTIL WEDNESDAY, TOO MANY HOMEWORKS. :T