Grunt: Oh, this isn't very fair...

"Deal with it, nerd. Maybe you should do better than Zubats."

Grunt: Oh yeah? Well how about a GOLBA-

"Curry."

Curry: On it.

Golbat: You... You think that's enough... To defeat me?! I am Golbat, son of Golbat! I swore upon my father's grave to carry on his legacy! I CAN'T FALL HERE! MY SPIRIT WON'T ALLOW IT!

Curry: .... Hm. *dink*

"Huh, I forgot you still had Scratch."

Curry: I think... I think that pitiful excuse for a fight was just what I needed...

Curry: TO BECOME SOMETHING AMAZING!!

Curry: Boss! Check it, I got wings now! OH MAN, I SHOULD TRY HITTING GUYS WITH 'EM!

Should we learn Wing Attack?

YEAH SURE WHY NOT

>>18733
YES.

Curry: Not like it would do much with these stubby little T-Rex arms.

"TREASURES!"

"Eh, not very good treasures..."

"I still have no fucking idea if I'm even going in the right direction. Fuck, imagine what working here is like..."

Ramona: Well, we keep getting into battles, so we're at least going to places we've never been.

Sollux: far off land2 acro22 2pace and tiime!

Curry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO AWESOME!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOU'RE ALWAYS SUCH A DOWNER, SOL!

"Standard beginner's rule in RPGs. If all the doors are locked, then you haven't been here yet!"

Scott: Leave no stone unturned! No chest unraided!

"Well. I guess I can sell it."

"Travis. I... I will accept Travis. It sounds at least mildly scientific."

"Are we on the 10th floor? Really, I honestly had no idea. I don't even know if we're in the right DIMENSION right now!"

Sollux: well look at you. you're really 2teppiing up your game, huh? two bad ii'm ju2t goiing two peck your eye2 out liike everyone el2e ii encounter.

Machoke: Yep. It's a Fearow alright.

"HOLY SHIT! That was one hell of a Revenge! You had me worried, there, buddy!"

Sollux: tru2t me, thii2 ii2 not where ii'm 2uppo2ed two diie. ii already know when and where, 2o ii'm not two worriied. ii appreciiate your concern, though.

"Right, if I were the leader, that's where I'd hang out too... So, any idea how to get up there?"

Grunt: HA! Even if I DID know, I'd never tell you! I'm not THAT dumb!

"Just the one? I've got six right here!"

Ramona: Hey! Since when are we your servants?!

Uboa: Do I need to remind you of the pecking order?

"...... Hm. No, no, no, I don't accept Rodney. Seriously, where are all the Carlisles and Fredericks? Or something, I dunno. I'm just good at pointing out what ISN'T a good science name."

"Oooooh, what does it do?"

"Oh. Eh, I'm not that much of a strategist."

"Okay, this HAS to be something! We're running out of unlocked doors..."

Ramona: Man, you know what would suck? If they went around shutting them while we weren't looking.

Scott: DON'T EVEN SAY STUFF LIKE THAT, THAT WOULD BE HORRIBLE!!

"FOR GLOOOOOOORRYYYY!!"

"......................................................................................"

Curry: Boss?

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
"

"DON'T YOU DARE GET IN MY WAY, YOU LIMP-DICKED, SNOT-NOSED, PUS-FILLED, LOSER DOUCHEBAG ASSCLOWN! I WILL MURDER YOUR EXISTENCE!"

"DESTROY ALL!!"

Curry: Holy shit.

Sollux: ii'm a liittle uncomfortable riight now!

"SHUT UP. DIE."

"YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF... me... That does sound pretty nice."

Curry: See? See what you find when you have a clear head? Progress!

"I dunno, that last door..."

Ramona: This time will be different!

"Wait, wait, took over? I thought Team Rocket was always here!"

Scientist: Oh no, no, they arrived not too long ago. We've been held captive here ever since, though. Can't remember the last time I was outside.

"So what, days, weeks?!"

Scientist: Got me, you lose track of time up here. I think since November?

"November?! Dude, it's February!"

Scientist: What?! That means I missed the big 2009 New Year's party!

"..... Oh shit."

"Your numbers have GOT to be dwindling, pal. I've cleared out entire floors here!"

Grunt: What?! Impossible! You're just one boy!

"Yeah, well, maybe you should get better funding... I can't believe you guys took over the region."

"I'm just saying, invest in, like, more Machokes or something? Those kind of work for you. Not against me, mind you, but the intimidation factor, that's there."

Grunt: Yes, yes, I see... That's smart!

"Glad I could help."

Curry: Yeah, we're working on that.

"Shut up."

Woman: You can't save a DEAD WOMAN!

"OH SHIT, PUT THE KNIFE DOWN!"

"I could use one of those..."

Electrode: If I have to go down... I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!

"CURRY! GET OUTTA THERE!"

Curry: There's no time! EVERYONE GET DOWN! NOW!

"CURRRRYYYYYY!!!"

*KA-BOOOOOOOOOOM*

"Curry...? Are you...?"

Curry: Hm. Well. That was anticlimactic.

Sollux: almo2t dii2apoiintiing...

"Aaaaand switch out."

"Nooooooo it's the OTHER child intruder! I'm just the night janitor."

Grunt: That makes sen- HEY, YOU'RE TRYING TO TRICK ME!

"FUCK YOUR SHIIIIIIIIITT!"

Man: Children aren't even real! It's all a government conspiracy!

"Shouldn't you be on the Blackbird?"

Dalton: I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR DATED 90'S REFERENCES!

"Mweeheeheehee."

GIR: Beep boop boop beep! *Chomp*

"Going up against Electric Types means I should switch out of my Flying Type..."

"But it seems thanks to Curry evolving... I only have one of those now."

AND SO WAYNE CONTINUES HIS RANDOM SCURRYING ABOUT THE SILPHCO BUILDING. HOPEFULLY NEXT TIME HE ACTUALLY MAKES SOLID PROGRESS, BUT, Y'KNOW, NO GUARANTEES OR ANYTHING. SEE YOU NEXT TIME FOR MAYBE SOMETHING HAPPENING? IT'S ALL A SURPRISE HERE ON LET'S PLAY FIRE RED: NUZLOCKE EDITION.

TO
BE
CONTINUED

This is going to end well--aw dammit I missed it!

Dr. Professor i love your little episodes here. started reading them last night but couldnt see the beginning ones. probably archived. Anyway, know that im caught up i cant wait for your next episode. good job :)

>>18781
Thank you! The first threads are located on the archived board that has now been froooozeeeen iiiiin tiiiiiiiiiiime!

Yea right after my post i went and saw them. cant wait for your next episode. Hopefully i will be here for it. :)

So when is the next one gonna happen? i cant wait! lol

>>18799
Always Monday evening. Sometimes if I have the proper level of motivation/don't forget about it, Wednesday or Friday.

Oh ok. then il check back tommorrow and see if its happening and if not then il just check back monday. cant wait and good luck :)

Unfortunately, there's going to be a delay of game until Wednesday. Hopefully by then I'm not exhausted and don't hate everything. Sorry!

Arrrrgh maybe not until Friday! KIDS THIS IS WHY YOU DO NOT PROCRASTINATE ON HOMEWORK. ESPECIALLY WHEN THE HOMEWORK IS MIDTERMS.

Awww :( ive been looking forward to the next ones. well if you dont find the time tonight then cant wait till friday then. and good luck on midterms! we had our midterms back in january so you guys are pretty late lol

COME TO THINK OF IT. There is no reason I can't update TONIGHT! SO THERE! 7:30, AS USUAL!

Sweet cant wait!!! what time zone do you go off of?

"Go get 'em, Uboa."

Uboa: It's not just because I'm not a Flying Type. I'm just better than the rest of you.

\m/ '_' \m/

Magnemite: Ha! Good luck hitting the REAL me!

Uboa: Oh, I'm not confused.

Magnemite: Wha...?

Uboa: I'll just destroy all of you. Doesn't matter which one is the illusion.

Grunt: FINE! TRY MY WEEZI-

"Curry."

Curry: RRRRAAAAAWWWWWGHH!

"Well that happened."

Curry: Y'know, I'm pretty sure... we haven't tried this one.

"You positive?"

Curry: You take enough of these warp panels and eventually you get used to the area.

"Man, I've just been jumping around randomly."

Ramona: And you wonder why we got lost.

"AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGHH!!"

Curry: Oh yeah, we've never been here.

*WHAM* "Good... I'm relieved..."

Scott: That can NOT be good for your knees!

"You think!?"

WARNING: CHALLENGER APPROACHING

"Wh- WHAT?!"

Curry: IS THAT KENT?!

Ramona: What the heeeellll...?

GIR: BLORGY BLOO!

"K-Kent...? Dude, they said you were dead..."

>>18955

Avenge everyone you crazy bastard!

Sweet im not too late! And i see kent is back :o

Giovanni (over loudspeaker): Well it's about time...

"GIOVANNI! Where are you?! Come out here and fight! I had a feeling you were lying..."

Giovanni: Me? Lying? Of course not! Well, not exactly. It's true Kent tried to challenge me. I defeated him soundly, naturally. But I saw something in him... Potential. You should have seen him! Charging in to fight me! All by himself. You see, no one in this city dares oppose Team Rocket. They hide, cower in fear. Kent tried to start a revolution, but they couldn't be moved to help. And one person cannot hope to defeat Team Rocket. So I salvaged what was left of him, what was left of his Pokemon... And got to work. Did you know Team Rocket has a medical division? And a robotics division?

"What did you do to him...?"

Protomen - The Stand (Man or Machine)

Giovanni: Rebuilt him. He was absolutely eager to help me after being left for dead like that. I told you your friend had been killed,
Yet here he stands in the very shadow of the man you came here to destroy.
You came here to avenge his death, you came here to save mankind...
Can you see now, you cannot do both.

Kent:

Tell me now, is there a man among you here,
Is there no one who will stand up and try to fight?
Tell me man, is there not one in all your ranks,
Is there no one who values courage over life?

"We're here!"

Curry: Yeah! We're here, and that's enough!

Scott: Doesn't matter if we don't have backup!

Sollux: outlook ii2 griim, but iif we quiit now, all our effort2 wiill be for nothiing! ii'm feeliing lucky toniight!

Kent:

They looked to me once, now they turn to you
Do you understand now, do you see that the truth is
They don't want to change this, they don't want a hero
They just want a martyr, a statue to raise

I've given everything I can, there are no heroes left in man.

Kent:

So it begins!
No matter which one of us wins
The ground we're standing on will crack and blow away.
You will fight, and when you fight you fight alone,
And in the end you'll see there was no other way.

"I can't wait to see how robotic and fake your voice will be when I pound your skull in. It'll be HILARIOUS."

Kent:

I've been here before, I've stood where you stand,
They called me a hero, the hero of man,
But why should we save them, when they stand for nothing;
If they deserve life, let them stand for themselves!

Sollux: even hii2 pokemon are genetiic mon2tro2iitiie2...

Ramona: That shit ain't right.

"GIR! Ground that flighty bastard!"

"Thunder Wave is my new bestest pal. NOW DROWN HIM WITH SURFS!"

"One more oughta do it..."

Curry: Don't get too cocky, if his Pidgeot is three levels higher than me and Uboa, then...

"We've got this, we've got this!"

"See? We're good! It's just a Growlithe! We've got GIR, we're fine!"

Ramona: Just don't rush this! Damn it, I'd really rather NOT die to Robo-Kent.

"Well that was dumb. You okay, GIR?"

GIR: Floop troob.

"Atta boy. SURF!"

"CURRY!"

Curry: Right!

"Flamethrower should do it."

Curry: And I'm tough enough to take anything they could throw at me.

Curry: HWOOORRRAAAAAGH!!

"I want you to never ever stop breathing fire. It is GLORIOUS."

"What's wrong, Kent? Not very talkative! Or are you not programmed to spit witty retorts?"

Kent:

What do you think defeating me will change?

"Well... For one thing, you'll be out of my hair again.

Kent:

You still cling to the ideal that you can change this region without shedding unnecessary blood.

"It's been working for me so far!"

Kent:

You are leaving opponents alive. They will return, stronger than ever, and crush you. You have no chance.

"We'll see about that. Just send out your next Pokemon..."

"Man, you aren't fucking around with this one..."

"Well this is going to be annoying."

Sollux: thii2 ii2 bad.

"You think?!"

Ramona: I'm open to suggestions.

"Hmmm..."

"We could heal Sollux, or... No wait! Better idea! Sollux, get outta there!"

"GIR!"

Curry: A Water Type against a Water Type?!

"Ah ah ah! GIR knows Dragon Rage."

Curry: Oooooh...

"BUT FIRST!"

NO GIR NO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO MAKE THINGS WORSE

"Alright GIR, finish him off!"

GIR: Zoop!

Ramona: You used Surf just to add insult to injury, didn't you?

"YES."

"..."

Scott: Crap, Psychic...

"WAIT, GIR KNOWS BITE!"

Scott: Oh yeah! We should be fine, then!

":T"

"Well shit."

Curry: So much for easy win.

"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLSSSS."

"Ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit..."

"..."

GIR: ...

"GIR? You okay, buddy?"

GIR: Hupla!

doc

if you lose gir

i swear to god

"FUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUU KENT!"