john is the only fat one, preposterous

>>51624
This seems to imply Dave actually EATS Doritos.

>>51627
Could be cheetos

>>51624
why would john eat pockys, it's so out of character it burns

do you think betty crocker makes pockys...

eh, John does have at least some "favorite japanese mangas" but yeah that's a bit much

also what is that poster behind him

>>51638
It...uh

It's...

*whispers* boku no pico

>>51624

With all the kawaii desu fanart out there I'm totally okay with this.

>>51640
oh good gracious do I wish I hadn't asked

>>51624
>linkin park
I want to handshake whoever drew this

YO

>>51651
AFRICAN AMERICANSTUCK

>>51651
That Equius is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

>>51658

Look closely at his boombox.

http://fnohomestuck.tumblr.com/

i found a blog that's full of this shit

>>51624
>>51651
these are "wtf" in a good way

>>51659
....

I have no words.

>>51651
Oh god I love this.

>>51659
Holy shit, I just died.

>>51651
shit let's be hood rats

>>51651
I love this.
That Vriska.
Oh mah gawd.

>>51670
dont be makin trouble in the neighborhood

>>51622
I haet you for posting that as the thread pic. Haet you SO MUCH.

>>51679
i was torn between that one and this one and i feel i made the right choice

>>51651
Not to linger on one pic, but I love how Vriska and Eridan are posed exactly the same.

>>51689
>bonerbonerboner.jpg

What?

i guess its supposed to be rose? and maybe jade? as glowy eyed zombies eating each other while naked? and they got a blood transfusion from tavros

>>51689
Sorry, art doesn't belong in this thread.

>>51651
What is this doing here?
We still have a thread for AU-stucks, right?

>>51624

realismstuck

>>51624
>the plants that are growing behind Jade

OH

>>51624
the problem I have with this is that it's not just filling in the blanks with the things we've been graciously spared from seeing... it actively contradicts the text. jade's rant about fursuits, most blatantly.

(the dave is fine.)

>>51707
IT'S
A
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

>>51762
I didn't say it was rational buttmad!

>>51789
Y'know, I'm pretty sure I saw this before Gamzee started doing the freaky dream stuff. Odd.

>>51790
Artist is obviously a Time-Traveller / Seer

>>51790
>>51791
Because clearly a comic about trolls having nightmares is directly referring to Gamzee, and not the fact that we knew about their nightmares since Hivebent started.

>>51795
Dude, last panel, window on the left hand side, look

>>51797
Was Gamzee always there? I don't remember seeing him there before. It's a really old fanart.

Perhaps the original artist/someone else added him in when his bloodline's ability was revealed which is why you guys don't remember him being there. I didn't post it or anything though so I have no idea.

gamzee hanging out in the sidelines/background has been sort of a joke for a long time

>>51789

I just realized tavros says "Gonn".

http://angrypbjshipper.tumblr.com/post/11727655424/whoa-man-i-hate-when-things-ruin-my-ships-c-but-you

"i overheard the conversation that spawned mspachan" is possibly the lamest boast i have ever read.

>>52005
whoah another bad blog...! my mind is wtf'd...

this is oddly heartwarming

Extremely sloppy canon makeouts.

>>52005

This post makes me feel so good about myself.
"angrypbjshipper", seriously?

>>52005
Full
On
Retard.

Or asspie, I dunno. Maybe both. How can you take something like fandom THAT FUCKING SERIOUSLY. Hahaha holy shit.

The fact someone made this made me go WTF, does that count?

And this.

maybe not for john, but i guess dad is into stuffing/feeding

>>52871
>Bro
>attentive and loving

This guy actually reads the comic, right?

>>52874
Dad is Squidbiscuit.

Thread needs fodder.

>>52871
>>52872

Both of these were made to parody the tired old "Bro rapes and beats Dave all day everyday" headcanons. I believe there was another one about how Bec was incredibly abusive towards Jade as well.

>>52012

>>53698
what

no

>>53718
not even gunna lie, that's really tight

>>53737
Yeah.
But imagine bringing someone home and them seeing that, someone who's not a fellow massive homestuck nerd at least.

>>53752
they'd just assume it's by a Juggalo

>>53765
That's...not much of an improvement

>>53718
can't wait until their mother sees that. there goes the safety deposit on the apartment.

>>53787
Someone mentioned thier mother was cool with it where I saved it from.

what

http://junkcompactor.tumblr.com/husshead

>>55551
this scared me

>>55551
it works with multi-touch IT WORKS WITH MULTI-TOUCH

it's glorious

This... this artstyle...

>>55602
Lightweight.

>>55702
okay guys who prototyped dead nepeta

Which part is more wtf, the drawing or the words. Take your pick

>>55758

Someone told her Karkat<3Terezi

>>55602
makes me think of the brave little toaster

http://christwire.org/2011/11/the-works-of-evil-andrew-hussies-devil-worship/

>>56014
The author is "John". Fucking perfect.

>>56014
You've never seen or heard of Christwire before, have you?

I'm always amazed by how hard it is for people to recognize satire.

>>56014
> Thinking Christwire is a genuine website
> 2011

Yeah that's a joke bro.

>>56017
>>56018
I see you people have no idea what you're talking about.
>“Shamdrew Hussatan”
You can't make shit like this up

>>56021
i literally did because i wrote that article you tool

>>56023
John would never speak such filth.

Shamdrew Hussatan, nice one.

>>56023
That was sarcasm.
You're an idiot.

>>56021
>>56023
>>56030
Now now. That'll do.

Blaming other people for other people's shit is a butt wanking thing to do.

this thread's fucking awesome

>>53698
Its kinda wierd how much thought people put into these, though of course some are more disturbing than others....

>>56136
>Vriska
>Terrible. Just Terrible.

NOOOO MY SPIDER WAIFU

>>56136
eridan and feferi have external gills

they don't need to stop to breathe

>>56479
Doesn't that depend on if they are underwater or not?

>>56480
external gills like a salamander's are less effective in air but as long as there's a current flowing by them--by waving them around for instance--they work.

if they are like a fish, a fish has to gulp water to push through the gills anyway, so if they are like that then everything is irrelevant.