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51622 No. 51622
good fun for everyone
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>> No. 51624
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john is the only fat one, preposterous
>> No. 51627
>>51624
This seems to imply Dave actually EATS Doritos.
>> No. 51629
>>51627
Could be cheetos
>> No. 51636
>>51624
why would john eat pockys, it's so out of character it burns
>> No. 51637
do you think betty crocker makes pockys...
>> No. 51638
eh, John does have at least some "favorite japanese mangas" but yeah that's a bit much

also what is that poster behind him
>> No. 51640
>>51638
It...uh

It's...

*whispers* boku no pico
>> No. 51641
>>51624

With all the kawaii desu fanart out there I'm totally okay with this.
>> No. 51644
>>51640
oh good gracious do I wish I hadn't asked
>> No. 51649
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>>51624
>linkin park
I want to handshake whoever drew this
>> No. 51651
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YO
>> No. 51655
>>51651
AFRICAN AMERICANSTUCK
>> No. 51658
>>51651
That Equius is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
>> No. 51659
>>51658

Look closely at his boombox.
>> No. 51660
http://fnohomestuck.tumblr.com/

i found a blog that's full of this shit
>> No. 51664
>>51624
>>51651
these are "wtf" in a good way
>> No. 51665
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>>51659
....

I have no words.
>> No. 51668
>>51651
Oh god I love this.
>> No. 51669
>>51659
Holy shit, I just died.
>> No. 51670
>>51651
shit let's be hood rats
>> No. 51676
>>51651
I love this.
That Vriska.
Oh mah gawd.
>> No. 51677
>>51670
dont be makin trouble in the neighborhood
>> No. 51679
>>51622
I haet you for posting that as the thread pic. Haet you SO MUCH.
>> No. 51680
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>>51679
i was torn between that one and this one and i feel i made the right choice
>> No. 51688
>>51651
Not to linger on one pic, but I love how Vriska and Eridan are posed exactly the same.
>> No. 51689
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>> No. 51690
>>51689
>bonerbonerboner.jpg

What?
>> No. 51691
i guess its supposed to be rose? and maybe jade? as glowy eyed zombies eating each other while naked? and they got a blood transfusion from tavros
>> No. 51692
>>51689
Sorry, art doesn't belong in this thread.
>> No. 51696
>>51651
What is this doing here?
We still have a thread for AU-stucks, right?
>> No. 51705
>>51624

realismstuck
>> No. 51706
>>51624
>the plants that are growing behind Jade

OH
>> No. 51707
>>51624
the problem I have with this is that it's not just filling in the blanks with the things we've been graciously spared from seeing... it actively contradicts the text. jade's rant about fursuits, most blatantly.

(the dave is fine.)
>> No. 51762
>>51707
IT'S
A
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
>> No. 51766
>>51762
I didn't say it was rational buttmad!
>> No. 51789
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>> No. 51790
>>51789
Y'know, I'm pretty sure I saw this before Gamzee started doing the freaky dream stuff. Odd.
>> No. 51791
>>51790
Artist is obviously a Time-Traveller / Seer
>> No. 51795
>>51790
>>51791
Because clearly a comic about trolls having nightmares is directly referring to Gamzee, and not the fact that we knew about their nightmares since Hivebent started.
>> No. 51797
>>51795
Dude, last panel, window on the left hand side, look
>> No. 51798
>>51797
Was Gamzee always there? I don't remember seeing him there before. It's a really old fanart.
>> No. 51799
Perhaps the original artist/someone else added him in when his bloodline's ability was revealed which is why you guys don't remember him being there. I didn't post it or anything though so I have no idea.
>> No. 51800
gamzee hanging out in the sidelines/background has been sort of a joke for a long time
>> No. 51811
>>51789

I just realized tavros says "Gonn".
>> No. 52005
http://angrypbjshipper.tumblr.com/post/11727655424/whoa-man-i-hate-when-things-ruin-my-ships-c-but-you

"i overheard the conversation that spawned mspachan" is possibly the lamest boast i have ever read.
>> No. 52006
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>>52005
whoah another bad blog...! my mind is wtf'd...
>> No. 52007
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this is oddly heartwarming
>> No. 52008
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>> No. 52009
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>> No. 52012
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Extremely sloppy canon makeouts.
>> No. 52013
>>52005

This post makes me feel so good about myself.
"angrypbjshipper", seriously?
>> No. 52123
>>52005
Full
On
Retard.

Or asspie, I dunno. Maybe both. How can you take something like fandom THAT FUCKING SERIOUSLY. Hahaha holy shit.
>> No. 52871
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The fact someone made this made me go WTF, does that count?
>> No. 52872
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And this.
>> No. 52874
maybe not for john, but i guess dad is into stuffing/feeding
>> No. 52885
>>52871
>Bro
>attentive and loving

This guy actually reads the comic, right?

>>52874
Dad is Squidbiscuit.
>> No. 52887
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52887
Thread needs fodder.
>> No. 52895
>>52871
>>52872

Both of these were made to parody the tired old "Bro rapes and beats Dave all day everyday" headcanons. I believe there was another one about how Bec was incredibly abusive towards Jade as well.
>> No. 53246
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>>52012
>> No. 53625
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>> No. 53698
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>> No. 53701
>>53698
what

no
>> No. 53718
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>> No. 53737
>>53718
not even gunna lie, that's really tight
>> No. 53752
>>53737
Yeah.
But imagine bringing someone home and them seeing that, someone who's not a fellow massive homestuck nerd at least.
>> No. 53765
>>53752
they'd just assume it's by a Juggalo
>> No. 53784
>>53765
That's...not much of an improvement
>> No. 53787
>>53718
can't wait until their mother sees that. there goes the safety deposit on the apartment.
>> No. 53788
>>53787
Someone mentioned thier mother was cool with it where I saved it from.
>> No. 55487
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55487
what
>> No. 55551
http://junkcompactor.tumblr.com/husshead
>> No. 55554
>>55551
this scared me
>> No. 55560
>>55551
it works with multi-touch IT WORKS WITH MULTI-TOUCH

it's glorious
>> No. 55602
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55602
This... this artstyle...
>> No. 55603
>>55602
Lightweight.
>> No. 55702
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>> No. 55758
>>55702
okay guys who prototyped dead nepeta
>> No. 55923
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Which part is more wtf, the drawing or the words. Take your pick
>> No. 55953
>>55758

Someone told her Karkat<3Terezi
>> No. 55959
>>55602
makes me think of the brave little toaster
>> No. 56014
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http://christwire.org/2011/11/the-works-of-evil-andrew-hussies-devil-worship/
>> No. 56016
>>56014
The author is "John". Fucking perfect.
>> No. 56017
>>56014
You've never seen or heard of Christwire before, have you?

I'm always amazed by how hard it is for people to recognize satire.
>> No. 56018
>>56014
> Thinking Christwire is a genuine website
> 2011

Yeah that's a joke bro.
>> No. 56021
>>56017
>>56018
I see you people have no idea what you're talking about.
>“Shamdrew Hussatan”
You can't make shit like this up
>> No. 56023
>>56021
i literally did because i wrote that article you tool
>> No. 56024
>>56023
John would never speak such filth.
>> No. 56026
Shamdrew Hussatan, nice one.
>> No. 56030
>>56023
That was sarcasm.
You're an idiot.
>> No. 56038
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>>56021
>>56023
>>56030
Now now. That'll do.
>> No. 56052
Blaming other people for other people's shit is a butt wanking thing to do.
>> No. 56067
this thread's fucking awesome
>> No. 56136
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>>53698
Its kinda wierd how much thought people put into these, though of course some are more disturbing than others....
>> No. 56449
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>> No. 56478
>>56136
>Vriska
>Terrible. Just Terrible.

NOOOO MY SPIDER WAIFU
>> No. 56479
>>56136
eridan and feferi have external gills

they don't need to stop to breathe
>> No. 56480
>>56479
Doesn't that depend on if they are underwater or not?
>> No. 56482
>>56480
external gills like a salamander's are less effective in air but as long as there's a current flowing by them--by waving them around for instance--they work.

if they are like a fish, a fish has to gulp water to push through the gills anyway, so if they are like that then everything is irrelevant.
>> No. 56919
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>> No. 56921
>>56919

Not even wtf. Not even close.
>> No. 56935
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56935
Blood spurted out of john's mouth as he clutched his chest, unable to snatch the one last kiss. red poured, progressiveliy cascading into blacker and blacker colors, until finally the inky mess of toxic crude overpowered any coppery taste or musky red scent. Insects came; slowly they crawled, the fireflies exploring the surface of his tongue in vast troops before individually flying off, their lights glistening against the dark wetness of mouth, chin, shirt.

Rose blinked. The boy's eyes had disentegrated into inky hollow sockets from which even more gloworms and beetles emerged. Eyelids half shut over imaginary eyes, John smiled. His brain was currently a pile of hypersentient earthworms, but he was so heavily sedated by the heliotropic mating horomones secreted by the sburban fireflies that he didn't mind.

Rose nervously smiled back with lips closed, to prevent herself from upchucking at the vile sight and stench emenating from the boy she loved. But it was too late; she had inhaled the carbobromine mating pheromones, and now her fleshly frame was compelled to respond in turn. Her chest heaved and throat hacked, strugling to push out the pleathora of multifarous tentacles covered in dark ink and mucal slime. Ever extending, they pushed their way into John's own unclean esophagus, filling his stomach with a sensation of molluscular butterflies, impregnating his gastric juices with their alien chemistry.

Soon, the babies would be born.
>> No. 56943
>>56935
moar
>> No. 56972
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>>56935
>>56943

Eventually the babies would be born. Precocious creatures with glossy shells in the colors of their mother and fathers' headpelts, clawing their way out of the digestive track to strike out for their own and become architects and lawyers. By this time the birthmother would be a bloating green mass with short, fatty legs and a gaping mouth from which the lithe nymph children would escape. The first joke from which all others are derived. The father would complete puberty to become covered in muscular impregnation vines, covered in thorns to prevent escape of potential mates durring copulation. From her back would the asexually produced buds of her children form, emerging from her back to escape through the expanse of paradox space. These in turn continued to mate with the Frog through every orifice, apendages carressing and invading as teeth nashed in the darkness of Paradox Space. As this happened, immature frogs escaped from the backpores of one former Johnathan egbert. The small part of him still human wished for a quick and merciful death. Unfortunately, gods are immortal, even blasphermous croak-spawn.

"And that's how the first carapaces were born," said the Pernicious Innovator to the newly created dersite princess.
"Really?" Asked the infant BQ, wide eyed and gaping.
"No."
PI smiled as he crushed yet another small child's faith in him. Good. She would need to have all trust in others broken if she were to become the ruthless dictator the game required.

She would never know the truth.
>> No. 56994
aw poor princess :[
>> No. 57094
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I just
>> No. 57445
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>> No. 57446
>>57445
Oh good, now I can cross "Periodstuck" off my list of horrible character lists I've seen.
>> No. 57449
but if trolls are monosexual and can reproduce with any partner shouldnt the boys also have periods if the girls do
>> No. 57450
>>57449
Don't you dare fuel those fires of fanart and awful writings.
>> No. 57451
>>57449
yes

now clearly what we need here is some more of this in the name of biological accuracy.
>> No. 57463
>>57449
Oh but there's just so much we don't know about Troll biology, so many questions unanswered, like do both 'sexes' have the same sexual organs? Why do Troll ladies have tits if they do not nurse young? Are Troll tits even tits or do they actually serve some other function, and why do only the 'female' Trolls have them?
>> No. 57486
>>57463
maybe half of the wrigglers just got whatever would have developed into their tits bitten off as they squirmed and gnashed in the hatching caverns or something, and thats where trolls without tits come from
>> No. 57488
tits are a form of self defense

they squirt acid
>> No. 57490
>>57488
boring
>> No. 57500
>>57463
my impression is that they're organs involved in the metamorphosis from grub to mother grub
and that in 99.9% of females they end up being basically dead weight since they just pupate into the "normal" adult trolls

but they're still important for "looks" insofar as mother grubs represent a "feminine ideal" in troll society (if hussie is to be believed)
>> No. 57501
>>57500
Mother Grubs are hot in any society.
>> No. 57503
but kans mother grub didnt have any breasts, she was just a big squirmy wormy with a skullyhead and maybe wings?
>> No. 57504
>>57500
hussie was fucking with you when he said they had mother grub pornography.

also trolls don't metamorphose into the mother grub, we've gone over this a million times, they're not the same species and it's a stupid idea.
>> No. 57505
perhaps theyre for... display...
>> No. 57507
>>57500
>>57463
>>57486
>>57503
Well, it could have been that at one point in troll evolutionary history, they reproduced in a manner more similarly to humans, without the aid of a mother grub.
Then, at some point in ancient troll history (perhaps due to Scratch's influence???) the mother grub co-evolved into a symbiotic relationship with trolls, and over the course of millennia becoming an essential part of their reproduction. Sexual dimorphism would be present as remnant genes would still have junk DNA, kinda like how human men still have nipples.

Goddamnit, I can't believe you guys made me think this up.
>> No. 57512
>>57507
Maybe pre-scratch they did it like human but one of the many modifications to thier society by Doc was this new method of breeding, all physical remainders of the old method are simply vestigial (and so the readers can more easily identify with them).

Now you have thought it, you cannot unthink it!
>> No. 57547
>>57507
I figure that the change was more technological in nature, but that's my headcanon in a nutshell.
>> No. 57588
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John could hear it. The voices.

The troll race had the unfortunate tendancy to be possesed by minor horrorterrors driving them to insanity in their sleep, boiling their blood and clawing at their minds. Karkat was no exception.
Fortunately, his panbeast was fairly innocouous. Not interested in relaying the maddening voices of those dead and dying, or in creating unfathomable bloodlust, its only interest was to slowly warp its young host's developing libido into a raging typhoon of heat, until at last karkat took his place as an imortal and all-molesting dark god of fertility.
Not yet, though. For now it would wait and bide its time.

John was scared by the voices. What did this mean for him, for karkat, for the other humans and trolls still alive? Would they all be enslaved by the rampaging horny beast lurking inside the knight of blood? He desperately prayed to noone in particular that it would't be so. He could handle it if Rose made him her sex slave, he guessed, although being anyone's slave would kind of suck. But Karkat? Karkat was a dude. And also an alien? He did't want to have sex with a dude! Ever! He wasn't sure if he could handle that.

<I WILL MAKE YOU LOVE ME. I WILL INFECT EVERY FIBRE OF YOUR BEING WITH LUSTFUL PASSION FOR THE OUTER GODS. YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THE MATTER. >

Oh fuck, John thought to himself as he heard the panbeasts' response to his innermost private thoughts. And then the panbeast shifted from Karkat's brain to John's own, invisibly sliding from one ear to another like a bridge of sentient slime.

John sucessfully resisted the urge to have sex with members of the same sex. However, he failed to resist the urge to procreate with everything else. And so through elderitch powers magnified by his godtiers and lack of psychological defenses against the zoologically dubious, john proceeded to impregnate four women and fifteen tables within the period of one hour and thirty minutes.
>> No. 57782
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March came early this year.
>> No. 57783
>>57782
march eridan joke art shouldn't be allowed to be this technically amazing
>> No. 57791
>>57783
On the contrary. That is the best reason for it to exist.
>> No. 57842
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>> No. 57847
>>57842
This does not belong here why did you put this here great scott this is hilarious.
>> No. 57848
>>57842
The only wtf thing about this image is that it isn't the first I have seen of a soccer ball getting kicked through Kanaya's chesthole.
>> No. 57852
>>57842

This totally belongs here.
If I knew nothing about Homestuck I wouldn't even know what to think of this.
>> No. 57854
>>57852
Shit, even though I know about Homestuck I still don't know what to think of it.
>> No. 57855
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>> No. 57856
>>57855
Bananya Maryam.

Sage for too obvious.
>> No. 57860
So has the WTF thread just turned into the Most Awesome Parts of Homestuck thread or what? Because this is great.
>> No. 57945
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>> No. 58016
>>57945
smells like
typical gurochan fare
>> No. 58359
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>> No. 58370
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You think these are on sale in the Scratched universe?
>> No. 58388
>>58370
Do you think Jade and John are going to alchemize some?
>> No. 58390
>>58388
Depends. Jade might have some left over in her Fetch Modus from all the banging she and Dave did when they first met face-to-face.
>> No. 58399
>>58370
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that using those would guarantee pregnancy.
>> No. 58411
>>58399
>>58390
>>58388
>>58370
exit fucking universe
>> No. 58475
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>> No. 58479
>>58475
*Well this doesn't look bad.*
*Maybe I need to click on it*
>Reads filename
NOPE!
>> No. 58480
>>58475
This reminds me, have there been any CADbortion edits of Jane after the mailboxsplosion?
Because if there aren't, there ought to be.
>> No. 58482
>>58475
Wow wow, I have no idea what's going on here.

>>58480
But why would that be like CADbortions?
>> No. 58483
>>58482
I dunno, there are CADbortions of everything
>> No. 58502
>>58482
Jane and Jake had a miscarriage of their babby.
So now they're the Vag of Blood and the Womb of Void.
>> No. 58507
>>58475
although the meaning is a little odd, the imagery and art are still pretty good
>> No. 58553
>>58507
no not really
>> No. 58564
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>> No. 58619
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This made me wtf pretty hard when I found it
>> No. 58641
>>58619
hahahahahaha
the guy has to be fucking around about this, there's just no way he isn't
>> No. 58643
>>58641
I just...don't understand WHY. Why Freiza of all people? What is the joke logic here?
>> No. 58646
>>58643
if this is what i hope it is, then its just a COMPLETELY obscure ship that's just too fucking unorthodox to even comprehend

you should lighten up and take a break from finding logic weird ships like this
>> No. 58649
It's starting to make me think of a SBURB game played by the Saiyan race, this time it really would be meteors that destroyed planet Vegeta.
Transforming big bads are nothing unusual in that series, and God-Tier = Super-Saiyan

It would kick ass to have Bardock as the your exile.
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http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwp5kjUali1qkw4kao2_500.jpg
>> No. 58868
>>58850
4 fun thats why. cant handle fun get out of the funhouse scrub
>> No. 59092
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This whole blog in general.

http://pbj-headcanons.tumblr.com/
>> No. 59093
>>59092
I couldn't care less about the ship wars and tagging drama, but I really hate the name pbj now everyone is talking about it all the time.
Because I get such cravings for a pbj sandwich and I'm on a diet :c
>> No. 59098
>>59093
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> No. 59103
>>58619
>>58643
They have similar tastes in lipstick
>> No. 59104
>>59092
i think it's a good thing they're realised that most yaoi manga feature & glorify unhealthy borderline abusive (or straight-up abusive) relationships, and have forsaken them for character relationships that are legit trusting and loving

even if the trusting and loving relationship between those two characters is kind of made up in their head

it's a step forward in any case
>> No. 59108
>>59092
asdhsdffffffdss

i like this ship but i hate its fans i think they're all like 14 or something
whoops i just decribed all of m/m fandom
whoops i just described homestuck fans
whoops EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE

>>59104
yes
>> No. 59164
>>59104
>i think it's a good thing they're realised that most japanese romance fiction in general feature & glorify unhealthy borderline abusive (or straight-up abusive) relationships, and have forsaken them for character relationships that are legit trusting and loving
fixed that for you
>> No. 59176
>>59104
Yes, the love between a crippled wimp who fails in every imaginable way and a psychotic stoner clown cultist is the perfect relationship, especially when taking into consideration the fact that said psycho clown would no doubt kill the cripple and sexually ravage his decapitated corpse in a wonderful act of love if he ever became sober.
oh love
>> No. 59178
>>59176
hey are you judging alien cultures by your own metric again nerd, thats speciesist
>> No. 59206
>>59178
Oh right, sorry.
Drugs, domestic violence, murder, rape and necrophilia is only OK if it's a foreign culture, I forgot. Apart from that thing where the other members of said culture generally don't think that's a good idea between two love-lovers.
>> No. 59210
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>>59176
You must be new to dealing with Tavros/Gamzee fans. Most of them prefer to forget the Veil shit ever happened and only write/draw/talk about the ship in a pre-Sburb context, when Gamzee was actually a pretty nice guy who wasn't going around murdering people in a blind rage. From the very limited interaction we're privy to they did seem to be good friends who really did trust and like each other as people. Whatever fucked up shit this pairing got up to, I think that origin is still a hell of an improvement from typical manga pairs.

ALSO I vastly prefer the delusional stuck-pre-Hivebent fans than the ones who acknowledge the Veil anyway because the latter thinks stuff like this.
>> No. 59221
>>59210
This headcanon is unabashedly hilarious, and has earned my full support.
Addendum: Gamzee was going to kill Eridan because he was well suited to fill the "jelly" role in "PBJ," but Kanaya beat him too it.
>> No. 59249
>>59206
we get it

people dont like vriska
>> No. 59254
>>59249
>drugs rape necrophilia

No, I don't hate Vriska. I hate YOU for spamming that comment all over the place. <3
>> No. 59255
>>59249
Don't be so random.
>> No. 59289
>>58850
That's what we call a Scratch Doctor
>> No. 59345
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59345
http://centaurquest2012.tumblr.com/
>> No. 59397
centaurs r from mythology. u got a problem with myths nerd? cant handle em?
>> No. 59468
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>>59206
necrophilia should be okay everywhere, what are you talking about?
it's a victimless crime, that's why it's legal in the civilized (northern) American states
>> No. 59472
>>59092
http://pbj-headcanons.tumblr.com/post/11748862903/this-blog-is-really-really-really-really-really-really
>> No. 59476
>>59206
of course murder is ok dumbass what do you think armys are for???
>> No. 59477
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59477
Where the fuck is he keeping his right horn?
>> No. 59484
between his legs duh
>> No. 59487
>>59477

Regular answer: Between Gamzee's legs.

Meta answer: The artist didn't draw it in.

WTF answer: IN THA PEE HOLE
>> No. 59489
>>59487
i find the wtf answer the most appropriate
when people are sick i actually feel justified in my disgust
>> No. 59596
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59596
'Splain
>> No. 59613
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>>59596

Hereyago
>> No. 59616
>>59345
equius i can understand
but why also bro
>> No. 59628
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>>59616
Because one of Bro's -Ironic- comments suggest he finds books about ponies awesome,,,and it begins.

<Something to garnish my post appropriate to where it is contained.
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>> No. 60933
>>60926
That's clearly a hilarious joke.
Either that or he really did not know what to equate Vriska with.
>> No. 60934
>>60926
And so the LGBT community takes revenge by voting for some rich white bigot who'll make it legal to murder them on sight?
>> No. 60937
>>60926
I think this is true, not the bits about Eridan, just what's being said about Obama being the worst president ever and a terrible blight upon this once grat nation and so on.
>> No. 60940
>>60937
> implying america was great up to obama's term
>> No. 60943
>>60940
That was obviously sarcasm.
Otherwise, pray.
>> No. 60946
>>60933
I kinda like that image: the entire comic is one long, heavy-handed political metaphor for everything from the American Revolution to the New Deal to stem cell research, except for Vriska, who is just kinda herself in the middle of it all.
>> No. 61034
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61034
Mr. Plinkett requested me that I do this.
>> No. 61188
http://cadaverousculottes.tumblr.com/post/13401604258/gender-and-rule-63-and-problems
>> No. 61189
>>61188
i don't get why that belongs here, it's just a post discussing gender as interpreted by fandom using homestuck characters as examples
>> No. 61395
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61395
>> No. 61400
>>61395
isn't cal scratch's father
...
>> No. 61425
>>61400
first thought.
>> No. 61504
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61504
>> No. 61530
>>61504
Fucking smile.dog

It still gets me to jump a bit every time I see it.
>> No. 61548
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>> No. 61549
>>61548
...the fuck?
>> No. 61551
>>61548
this is actually really fucking horrible

line: crossed
>> No. 61552
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>>61548
I mean, Jesus, I can find something like this image here funny, its just a bit of parody but what the hell is that?
Like...oh god I actually went and checked it out, its a Sollux/Eridan shipping story, its as serious as I feared it would be, what the fuck?

>>My name is Sollux Amporashviz. I was forced from my home into prison because of the Nazi Invasion. Because I love a man. This is my story of when I lost my will and my way, my love and my lifestyle, when I lost it all to that man we call Hitler.

The final line of the first chapter.
>> No. 61553
Oh lordy it even has FANS, is there anything you can put on the internet that won't attract people who adore it?
Even putting aside them using the Holocaust of all things as a backdrop for thier homestuck shipping epic the characterization is 'orrible.

>>Sollux Amporashvitz
>>The narrator of the tale, Sollux is a simple young man of 20 who grew up in France and soon moved to Italy with his childhood friend Eridan with intents to attend a University there, though both ended up dropping out and starting a relationship together living a meager but happy life. He's been growing many flowers to help support the two of them in his little window box, but it all ended when the pair of them took a vacation outside Italy's protective walls, soon captured and forced into the labor/death camp of Sachsenhausen in Oranienburg, Germany. Original surname: Captors.

>>Eridan Amporashvitz
>>The prosperous heir to a long line of traditional fishermen, Eridan has gained and used the knowledge of every river and stream in order to get a profit every time. He's never had much money to spare, but always just enough to live on. He and Sollux met long ago as small children in France and immediately set a dislike for each other over a feud about the ownership of a small ball, but as time passed, they grew to adore one another and set their sights on learning together. When they soon found they needed more, Eridan was the first to suggest dropping their classes. He's been hardening himself to survive for both himself and Sollux whilst keeping a wary eye on the horizon for their saving grace.
>> No. 61554
>>61548
I think the sad thing is that this isn't the first WWII/Nazi/Holocaust/etc related Homestuck AU.... :(
>> No. 61556
>>61553
im crying tears of blood

why are all the sollux fans so fucking awful in every way possible
>> No. 61558
>>61556
Because Sollux isn't really well developed, so they can project pretty much anything onto him. Which usually involves wanting to bone some other dude.
>> No. 61576
>>61553
>>The prosperous heir to a long line of traditional fishermen, Eridan has gained and used the knowledge of every river and stream in order to get a profit every time. He's never had much money to spare, but always just enough to live on.

I don't think they know what prosperous means.
>> No. 61579
>>61558
yes but then, for all the really bad ooc interpretations, there has to be at least one or two good ones right

but i've never seen them ): i think a fic with good sollux characterisation probably deserves a mention in the wtf thread just because they are so rare in comparison to the bad that it would be fucking weird to read
>> No. 61583
>>61579
I liked this one, personally: http://archiveofourown.org/works/220258/chapters/331887

It's a small-ish introspective piece following the events after Sollux's first death that doesn't accomplish too much but isn't out to accomplish too much.
>> No. 61632
http://ask-pregnant-pbj.tumblr.com/post/17524300473/

I just...
Wow.
>> No. 61640
>>61632
: /

Not as bad as gay jewish Sol/Eridan concentration camp love

But still pretty close
>> No. 61642
>>61632
hahah holy shit this is the best troll
>> No. 61664
>>61548
I think its been deleted.

I don't know if that was by DA or the person who wrote it though.
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>> No. 63933
I guess we are at that point where stuff like this is expected now.

http://www.vrillyhoo.com/
>> No. 64194
"Ah!" PM gasped as his hands found their way under her blouse. "B-but what about... our jobs, and your family? Besides, you're human... Mr. President, we *can't*!" But he held her close and whispered three words that could melt any Prospitian lady's heart: "Yes we can."
>> No. 64198
>>64194
You're looking for the "Perfection" thread.
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>> No. 64915
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64916
>> No. 64918
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64918
you have to think about this one for a minute
>> No. 64919
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64919
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>>64751
the eyes make this ten times more horrifying. I see them and just want to be her angel of mercy.
>> No. 64935
>>64919
That's kinda half way neat.
>> No. 64936
>>64918
Apparently Vriska has serious sexual fantasy issues?
>> No. 64937
>>64920
>>64919
Wait, why are these in the wtf thread? Did you misfire?
>> No. 64938
>>64937

>>64919 has skeletal boobs and nipples which is kinda weird, so I can see why that's posted here. Doesn't really have that fetishistic vibe that the more wtf-y stuff has, though.

>>64920 is fucking awesome, though, and is what I fear Aradia will end up becoming. :(
>> No. 64939
>>64938
Those aren't skeletal nipples, she's just wearing body paint.
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64940
>> No. 64941
>>64920
EVERYONE'S GETTING STABBED
>> No. 64945
>>64940
Why is this wtf?
>> No. 64946
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64946
>> No. 64947
>>64946
why is she bleeding yellow?
>> No. 64948
>>64947
Blood swap?
>> No. 64959
>>64946
wwwwwwwwhoa
>> No. 65002
>>64946
>so many holes, I can't fill them all!
>> No. 65318
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65318
animated
>> No. 65320
>>65318
thats pretty cute why is th...

oh.
>> No. 66000
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66000
hilarious salad
>> No. 66625
http://carcino-fucking-geneticist.tumblr.com/
>Oh look, yet another tiresome tumblr roleplay blog
>Wait, they think they're really Karkat
>They think they're Karkat, Derpy Hooves, and two different versions of Eridan
>And they're having screaming matches with anons over how 'real' they are
>AND OTHER TUMBLR PEOPLE ARE PRETENDING TO BE OTHER TROLLS AND DEFENDING THEM
wat
>> No. 66629
>>66625
So I looked through some of that, and I can frankly say I had no idea "Fictionkin" was a thing that happened.
Why is this a thing? I mean, this is both hilarious and worrying; mostly hilarious.
Props to this guy: http://goatfacin.tumblr.com/
>> No. 66630
>>66629
it's nothing new unfortunately
like, I remember seeing it happen online ten years ago

not sure what can be done about it though
>> No. 66634
i feel super bad for these people. mental well-being is a privilege.
>> No. 66635
>>66634
i'm not sure you know what a privilege is
they're interpersonal, not intrapersonal

also most fictionkin aren't crazy, they're just roleplayers who forgot to step back and remember they're not special
>> No. 66636
in my experience they seem more like kids in shitty situations and who have absolutely terrible coping skills (since they've never been taught better) who retreat into fandoms and try to live there. it's a mentally unhealthy habit, and if you read the blogs you see descriptions of thought patterns that are perfectly synced with symptoms of mental disorders, yet they insist they're perfectly sane.

there's nothing wrong with laughing at some of the more absurd situations when they don't seem so dire, but out and out contempt for these people is just destructive
>> No. 66653
>>66625
I remember this phenomena. It's best to just smile and nod.
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