Next time I go clubbing I should remember which clubs have which customer base. Dressed like a hipster to a dudebro club. Still had a blast.
The old thread still has another 40 posts until bump limit. Get some lotion for your trigger finger goddayum.
The threads take forever to load when they get huge, sometimes Doom locks them when they start getting big so people will move onto a new one but he's lost in the desert right now.
>Forever to load
Sometimes people's internet connections suck. Shock and amazement.
Hey, Canadian /co/mrades, what is there to do in Vancouver?
Apparently one of my classes is signed up to an art show, and we are flying there for a week.
I really should pay more attention.
I sometimes read post numbers like clocks when I'm drunk tired.
Anyway, it's made. Deal with it.
This is a question for Askal
The guys staggering around in the hallway sound more like cartoon parodies of drunk people than actual boozed-up college students.
>mfw a european called a cup a "drinky winky sippy whippy" near me
Europe sounds awesome!
>mfw a Canadian cut down the trees in my yard near me
It's not uncommon.
>Take out trash
>Get own food
>Get asked to get some Garlic down
>Ask what kind of Garlic
>get yelled at for trying to start shit
I'm kinda stressing out here. I need to get to the airport the 25th, but no bus is leaving town after 21:00, so how the fuck am I supposed to get to the fucking airport then?
I fucking hate this city sometimes.
Canadians love cutting down trees. But they want a wooded Canada.
Solution: they cut down American trees.
A broken tailbone is quite possibly the most miserable thing ever.
>keep getting the "Gee Anon, you're so pretty/funny/awesome. We don't get why you're single, but you'll find someone sooner or later!" speech ALL FUCKING WEEKEND
>four friends (all couples) invite me into their cuddle puddle
>ask a guy I hooked up with last semester to join us so I won't be the fifth wheel and he says no
>browse 4chan and go to bed alone
At least I have alcohol.
Ether take a cab, or suck it up and spend a night at the airport.
Unless you have bro that's got a car and willing to drive you.
>>At least I have alcohol.
And us! Please don't forget about us!
Exactly the thing that shouldn't have happened is happening this election, it seems. Bloody politics.
That's the point! I am trying to spend the night at the airport! I am taking a place at 06:00 AM on Sunday, and I am working until 20:00 on Saturday, so I was planning on just going to the airport after work.
BUT NO BUSSES LOL.
And oh my god taxis are so expensive, it'll cost me at least 80 dollars just to take a goddamn taxi.
Running YuGiOh games hung over is never as smooth as I think it's going to be the night before.
Whoever did the design on Peeta for this cover seems to translate "stocky teenage boy" into "baby Cloud Strife"
Delicious rage, you must eat it.
Not to kick you in the ribs when you're down, but do you imagine there's anybody that does find you attractive that you just don't want to go in that direction with?
>need to scan something for the first time in a few months
>time to get my scanner back from babby sister
>absolutely covered in dust and dog hair
>including the bed
holy balls I just made a green tomato pie
it's really freaking delicious, I'm not sure how to describe it. I put in a bit of apple, squash, and onion as well, just enough sugar and a bit of salt, cinnamon, and black pepper. It's not quite dessert, not quite a savory, but it's fucking amazing.
dammit comrade this goes on /ck/
but i wanted you all to know
>4chan is down
>tumblr is spazzing out
>lj is slow as fuck
Are you me? I just made one of those yesterday!
I feel like taking up a name ever since the comic con meet-up but god help me I can't think of one.
red lantern is that you?
>Call parents each night from college
>"You're bored at college when you're not studying or at club meetings? Get a girlfriend."
>every. fucking. night.
>never had a relationship last more than a week
>never really had any dates
I don't give a fuck anymore.
>Your parents are trying to tell you to get a life
>baaaaaaaaw fuck my life
Bro I found your problem.
No really. Not trying to be a dick, but you only have yourself to blame here. It doesn't need to be a goilfirend, but fuck man go out an do something.
did you have a delicious aneurysm too?
I found a picture of Bea
SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY
Man, I have bought that entire series for my sister and I still haven't read it.
Someone put the audio books on the server, it's really good. I avoided it because they presented it to me as "Post apocalyptic deathmatch teen romance for girls" but I'm pretty impressed by how they carried it out.
>>SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY
SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY
I haven't gotten around to it because a)my sister lived in Kingston and I couldn't borrow the books from her b)my sister tends to like the girly romancey-but-not-too-sappy shit and that's not my cuppa. But all I've been hearing is good things, and there's supposed to be a moving coming out, so I'll have to get around to it eventually.
Maybe I'll dl the audiobooks to listen to at work.
NO WE ONLY DO IT ONCE
I love you guys so hard right now.
Yeah, I really appreciate the way they do romance with the character in these because it's mostly just "Hey girl I think I'm in love with you." "NO. THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT."
I'm not even spoiling anything with that, really.
Calling adults I am not bros with by their first names is fucking awkward and I hate it.
I just found out about the worms reloaded tf2 item pack and was upset that I didn't find out about it in time for me to buy items for the game I can't play right now.
Holy shit maybe its a good thing my computer is still busted.
>help uncle move into his new house
>he hands me a honey jar filled with silver stuff, tightly sealed
>"Now don't drop this, or else I'll have to call 911 and we'll have wide-spread environmental panic."
>"What is it?"
>"A jar of mercury."
WHY WOULD HE HAVE THIS, HE WORKS IN FORESTRY.
Chemistry? Bomb-making? To play with?
>See old English teacher who practically flunked me two years in a row at some event I'm covering
>"Oh, Tora, good to see you, what are doing here?"
>I'm working for the paper now, I'm covering this event
>she's all 0.0 "...really? You?"
You ever play with the stuff? Its like Silly Putty made of magic.
oh god. My father told me they used to give that stuff to kids to play with.
this explains so much.
>Dad calls for random stuff
>"Dad, why does uncle R have mercury, in a honey jar of all things?"
>"Oh, your grandpa used to bring it home for us to play with! Shit was fun, Molly."
>"... Wow, this explains--"
>"Don't say it."
Anybody here who likes Shaq is a homosexual. Thought I'd put that out there..
My father has terrifying stories. Sometimes I wish they weren't real.
How could I ever hate Shaq?!
He was in Steel AND Kazaam!
My parent's stories are fucking awesome. My uncle and dad are crazy, crazy bastards.
This week I get to have my cavities taken care of. And my wisdom teeth cut out. And a whooping cough vaccination. And a physical. Thank god for pain meds and a complete lack of shame.
For some reason, every time I submit a job application, nobody can get over the fact that I used to work with monkeys. It's getting kinda annoying. Were it not for the fact that I spent four years in that field, I'd just pull it off my resume.
Why is this a bad thing? Seems like a great, unique thing to have on a resume to make you stand out.
I've gotten turned down for a job due to a lack of monkey experience. :(
I'm just tired of always getting the same reaction. "You worked with monkeys?" *derp face*
>Look up spider stuff to get reassured that the multiple instances of these huge spiders in my basement are normal
>Internet is saying they're mildly poisonous
>Friend who is super into creepy crawlies takes one look at the picture and tells me that if I get bit by one I should get it looked at
>Looked all this up to reassure myself it's safe to sleep downstairs tonight.
Guys halp please D:
Wolf spiders are fucking bros. Don't worry.
Are they bros if I've killed three of them today, one via melting with chemicals?
Cause I have.
And I've gotten bitten by one on my face. It was like having a zit from hell, the skin was a little numb and then peeled. And I think that's worst case scenario for wolf spider bites as long as you're not allergic or something. Not bad at all.
But seriously I love those guys. :3
Why you do this, Miley. ;_;
I leave spiders alone when they're outside, but my house, my rules. I'm somewhat allergic to various spider venoms, so if they're indoors they get a kill on site flag.
Unfortunately my room is also in the basement, so because I don't want to spend all day murdering spiders in cold blood it's mostly reserved for the bigger ones.
I usually catch them and put them outside, but if you're allergic I can understand why you'd spider murder.
Do what my sister did in her basement room: allow for a house centipede infestation to eat all the spiders and then get a cat to eat the house centipedes.
I surprisingly have only seen one long dead house centipede, the ancient husk of which had been decaying since long before my arrival to this dwelling.
Man, as much as I love many-legged creatures they just have too many.
Wait I forgot about millipedes.
(But fuck centipedes, especially those of the house variety.)
My mom found a centipede in her bedroom once. We both flipped our shit and nearly killed ourselves trying to get it into a dustpan and outside.
>watching a show on bees
Dem African Bees are bad news.
>but wait, nature developed a cure for the African Bee.
Really? Nature developed some manner of cure for a strain of super-aggressive killer insect hivemind of poisonous fuck?
.. Well. I wonder how these bees..
>Colony infiltration. Drones gain fertility. They lay clones. Impersonate queens. Chavs! Chavs everywhere!
Oh jesus fuck this is horrifying.
>whole colony dead, minus the Cape Bee clones.
I don't really mind spiders so long as they stay away from me.
But bees/wasps/hornets? FUCK THEM. FUCK THEM ALL.
I just had a mental image of a spider dropping from the ceiling onto my face, crawling onto my eye, and biting me in the eye.
Why does my subconscious/imagination hate me so goddamn much.
>I just had a mental image of a spider dropping from the ceiling and giving me a high-five.
Think this instead.
OH GOD NOW THERE ARE SPIDERS ALL OVER MY ARM OH GOOOOOOD
Centipedes are eeeeeeeevil.
Bugs in general are evil.
Oh, have some tunes.
I don't see the problem with this. Spiders are fucking awesome.
Stop being such a vagina.
>Spiders are awesome
I'm guessing you've never had spiders bite you while you slept
I have (see >>275850). They still own.
That reminds me of a story to tell in the dark.
I braved the waters of American Apparel to get Amy Pond's red sweater from the Crying Angel episodes.
It was worth putting up with my hipster underclassmen from high school who work there.
That is all.
Patronize the comic shops of Manhattan:
Dunno any outer-borough ones; maybe the other NYCers here can help yah with that one.
Haha oh wow. Too good.
I fucking love it when a .gif goes perfectly with the song you're listening to.
You madam, are a bigger nerd than I could ever hope to be. I give you a three sonic screwdriver salute.
>Look up obedience classes for the dog
>They're in Oakville
>"Hey Maya, if you don't prove to Dad you can tend house alone by the end of the week, he is going to have his girlfriend move in to watch you"
My Mom used to play with that stuff when she was a kid.
It sounded fun.
I want to try it, with proper protection of course.
...wh-what? Mayekoi, what the fuck. What in fresh hell did you do to make them think you're retarded? I was pretty spoiled as a kid, but even I know how to "tend house" without needing someone to watch me.
Clearly you've never been invited into one of Mayekoi's sexy parties!
Really just anything with rainbow in it, man.
And, as my current name says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID I WAIT UNTIL THE LAST POSSIBLE DAY TO WRITE THIS THING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I AM THE WORST STUDENT WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I have like four hours to write it, so it's not all bad.
BUT IT IS LIKE TWELVE PAGES AAAAA
Hell yeah, I do that too. Shit's awesome.
>Teach dog new trick
>Go for a lovely walk together
>Right boob hurts. A lot.
Ooof--- wait what.
How the hell.
I love waking up early to call the parole office about this job I really need/want only to find out that the number I wrote down and stuck up on the fridge months ago isn't there anymore. Fuck.
Oh that sounds familiar. Good luck.
>Bring bike in to get fixed
>Figure it's something I can bring it in and leave with
>The pedal shaft...thing....came off. Just needs to be threaded back onto the bike
>Well the guy who works on bikes is on lunch right now
>That's fine, I can hang out in the plaza for a bit and come back for it
>Well if you leave your number we'll call you when it's fixed up
>Might not be til tomorrow night
Seriously, this is a fix that should take two minutes at the most. If they let me use their tools I could've done it and left but now I gotta wait for their guy to get around to it sometime tomorrow? Auuuugh!
you should stay out of those boob boxing tournaments.
Sometimes I wish I could rip of the thickest part of the outer layer of my skin and just start digging through the soft red flesh for all the fucking acne-filled pores I have and rinse them in acid water so they'd be GONE FOR ONE FOR FUCKS SAKE.
B( Anything I say is too vulgar for you pussies.
that's the joke
>Roommate walking around nude
I'm too tired to take jokes...
would it happen to be a hygienic and attractive roommate?
>girl i've been chasing is now single
>have a massive fucking migrane
>can't decide if this is a good day or not
The book I ordered standard shipping from Europe got here before my expedited DVDs.
I was going to alert Amazon to this, but they said the DVDs were still within their expected shipping date, so I have to wait a little longer before I can cry wolf.
At least I got the book!
WHY DID I WAIT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE I HAVE AN HOUR TO TYPE SIX PAGES OH MY GOD.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>user was banned for this post
Hahaha I love you guys.
You are the best mod ever, Doom.
Well, this should teach you a lesson.
This is the best way to help that woman.
She can still lurk, though.
Truly, 3oh3 are the foremost in douchebag dancepop.
No objections to Katy Perry writhing around in a fountain, though.
I believe in you Nurse.
You can do it
On the down side I have to attend my friendly childhood pedophile's funeral on Thursday, but on the plus side /sp/ now hates/ridicules Schalke almost as much as I do.
Feels void, man.
This is the worst day
>Get fillings put in
>HEY DAN BICKER I KNOW YOU CAN'T TASTE A DAMN THING AND YOUR MOUTH IS SO NUMB EATING WOULD BE RETARDED
>BUT FUCK THAT WE'RE GOING TO OLIVE GARDEN
>HEY DAN BICKER I KNOW THE MEDICINE'S WORN OFF AND YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR MOUTH IS GOING TO SPLIT OPEN AND YOU WANT TO GO HOME AND LAY DOWN
>BUT FUCK YOU WE'RE GOING GROCCERY SHOPPING
Why do you hate me mother?
Finally got around to burning some sandalwood incense I bought six years ago.
It's pretty nice.
I feel like poop all day
I WAS GRANTED AN EXTENSION! AND THE PAPER IS MOSTLY DONE ANYWAYS!
I... I'm so happy u gaiz... ;A;
Tsk tsk tsk. They're just reinforcing your bad behaviors...
But congratulations on getting the extension anyways
S-stupid Mindwipe, it's not like I'm totally glad you're happy for me or anything! Shut up! D:<
Congrats, Nurse. It's scary just to ask for one. I had to ask my editor for one recently. -.-;
Get back to work.
D:< I'M TYPING RIGHT NOW, FAGET. and also doing a typography project and then I've got to study for a math exam aaaand do a stop motion animation because i hate my life and fuck you art school
no ur a faget
Oh man, kimchi and salad with balsamic vinigar are not good dinner partners.
My tongue is in a state of 'oh ugh'
start with salad.
end with kimchi fried rice.
it won't match but at least they won't invade your mouth at the same time.
I ate the kimchi, and then a mild cheese I usually eat after spicy foods to mellow out the flavours, but I usually use it for hot pickles and stuff. Guess it didn't work on the vinigar.
The whole thing is just 'bad flavours bad bad' And even hot cocoa isn't helping now :(
Also I can't stop laughing at this.
I fucking love British people
So apparently there's going to be a new Dark Tower book.
Pardon me while I spontaneously orgasm.
It's the first book, word-for-word.
Had a talk with the parental
>Getting a therapist.
>Dad is buying me a new computer. Tomorrow.
YAY! Apparently unlimited funding still stands, though I feel bad just hemorrhaging money like this.
>Dad's girlfriend is moving in to keep an eye on me and help tend house.
But apparently she's nice. So. I guess it's not very bad news. Just awkward news.
>My Dad, the ex-Russian mafioso, is a more decent human being than my mother, the ex-politician.
Take from that what you will.
So while I was at work someone shot up the second-largest shopping place on my base. Good times.
>become certain I am prototypical "unattractive friend"
this is wild http://english.cntv.cn/20100919/100519.shtml
>Fiancee makes me a sammich for lunch
>Eat said sammich
>Filled with hot english mustard
OH FUCK, MY NOSE! But it's too good not to eat. A cruel cycle...
I just spent all night drawing derpy Pokemon pictures in the drawchat instead of studying Trademark law.
And yet I would do it all over again.
>Go to shrink
>Doesn't think I'm genuinely trans b/c I don't like teh cawk
>Tells mom "He has a real issue, yelling at him, guilting him won't make it go away. Deal with it"
>Nightmarish carride home
>Our chick had babies!
Holy Fuck Jesus, emotional rollercoaster.
>Sent AFTER collection due date
Been feeling week this past week.
Went to the doctor today. Found out I have Pharyngitis. Took loading dose of my meds so I feel bad now, and I've got to go back to work.
Also, the Doc wont let me drink sodas/pop.
I NEED my sodas.
I the bright side, I got Magic Mouthwash. Numbs the whole mouth. It's cool.
If I wanted a commission from you where would I go to?
>Doesn't think I'm genuinely trans b/c I don't like teh cawk
This is a laughably archaic view. Find yourself a different shrink with at least a base level of qualification, because this one clearly doesn't know what the fuck.
So apparently I was clear enough the first time; I'm not on parole, I'm trying to get a job with the parole office. Shit pays 25k a year with full benefits and the interview went really well and this is honestly the best thing I can get with no college degree and practically no experience.
What's the job? I could use actual money if they hire around my area.
Giving it some thought, having another person around is better than being alone, it's hard to have a job, study and tend to an entire house with pets while working on a portfolio, pitches, modeling, costuming and maintaining a social life. I just hope this lady is as nice as advertised, because I can not put up with this "creepy significant other" bullshit from my parents again. I'll also get to work on my Russian, maybe even learn how to read properly. A girl can dream.
Also, not having to live by the dog's clock I can pursue work as a movie extra
My brother wants to take the kitten with him when he moves. Git yer own shouldercat, I got dibs on this one.
Clerical assistant. From what I understand all you have to do is know how to work with computers, how to file shit away, and I may be tasked with dealing with the actual people who are on parole. But if the test to get on the waiting list is any indication, it's simple shit that any properly functioning adult should be able to do. So go for it.
Though be prepared for a long waiting period: I applied for this shit in person back at the start of May and I'm just not at the point where I should be hearing back about this any day now (last week was week 6 of the 6-10 week period I was told it would take). Fucking bureaucrats.
I just got my knife kit! It's sharp and shiny. Time to slice and dice the fuck out of everything in my fridge.
wait, how does a chick have babies?
That's not too horrible. I once applied for a job at a sports and hunting goods store and didn't get a call until half a year later, telling me to show up for an interview in 3 hours. I was an emotional mess at the time on top of it and it was the worst job interview ever.
What are you? Me? Do your stuff on time!
Oh boy, I forgot about my tiny paycheck. Hope my dad has extra work this week. Or next week even. Any week. Just give me money.
She's an adult hen. Typo. Really pretty, rare breed too. Light Sussex. The rooster is is an asshole though. He attacked me the other day, and I shielded myself with a bag of scratch, and his fucking talons ripped the bag wide open.
Titties and beer
I can be contacted a myriad of ways! and by which i mean I leave email and im trails everywhere and I'm actually elated that you guys haven't taken advantage of me yet. I guess I'm not that rapeable?
I have woken up with a terrible stomach ache, my alarm never went off and apparently I forgot to set the coffee machine.
Day's just started yaaaaay. Part of me just wants to ask my supervisor if it's okay if I shift my work schedule over by an hour, start at 8 instead of 7 since I'm usually there until 5 anyway, but the bigger part of me is too scared of him to do it.
>ex mafia nicer than ex politician
Well if pop culture has taught me everyanything, it's that the mafia only hate who they hate and have honor and take care of their own, and politicians are robots.
So it makes perfect sense to me.
Just had to throw out an unopened condom because the packet had split whilst in my wallet and I was reminded that I haven't had sex in quite a while.
And that was my only one. ;_;
I have an infected wound. Should I punch a hole in it and let the pus ooze out or should I leave it like that and just try not to irritate it?
You should go to a doctor.
why not take it to some kind of doctor and get their advice
Okay, no more buying delightfully dated UK war comic books, gotta save up for this year's local nerdy conventions.
Well, except for the latest releases.
I think you should schedule an appointment with a doc. Not an emergency room thing, though.
Hope you have insurance?
I'm pretty sure I'd weird some people out if they came into my living room right now since I am blasting SHAME ON A NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN GAME ON A NIGGA on my stereo.
this song is a masterpiece
That's like summer in musical form.
I love it.
Now with Acapella!
Lately, I've had this overwhelming urge to drop everything and start a psychobilly band.
I could get used to waking up at/before sunrise everyday. Especially if I had proper alarm music.
>Family watching Fox News.
I will celebrate the day when the Tea Party consumes you and you finally become irrelevant. You're as much a grass roots movement as Audrey II was local flora.
>>276181 whats audrey oh from that movie ok
>Wife finally gave birth three days ago
FUCK YES I SHALL BE THE BEST DADDY EVER
Askal stop using our fusion form to dance please.
I've been to a drum circle meetup at sunrise. Worth it
Enjoy your two Yotsubas
WHAT DID YOU NAME THEM =D
The tail end of hurricane Earl finally landed here, so there's a huge wind/rain storm going on. Basement's flooded, lights are flickering, and the internet might go down any minute.
I fucking hate you, Earl.
OH MY GOD. IT IS ALL DONE.
...WELL EVERYTHING THAT'S DUE TODAY ANYWAYS THERE'S STILL TOMORROW AND ALL BUT THAT WON'T BE TOO BAD.
;A; i am so happy
Go sleep or so help me I will fly down there and pinch that nerve in your neck and knock you out. >:|
if you don't have insurance don't bother with a doctor, heck I wouldn't go even if I had insurace.
Stick a flame-sterilized needle in it, let all the nasty flow out. Then keep rubbing alcohol/peroxide/iodine on it until it stops stinging (it's going to burn like fire but that's how you know it's working), and after that put on some salve and a bandaid.
and so we celebrate, for the status quo is restored!
my contact lense fell out.
It's kinda funny being half blind.
is there a real nerve to knock someone out? I could use something like that. I did not manage to sleep last night
Wouldn't it be a Very Bad Thing to get rubbing alcohol into an infected wound?
I read up on isopropyl alcohol recently. Seems like hydrogen peroxide or iodine would be safer. Pain ain't shit, but poison ain't cool.
Pro-tip: Dip the needle in alcohol before you flame it. Just be careful not to light the rest on fire, obviously.
And it would be pretty unlikely to get poisoned from rubbing alcohol in that way. Just be careful. Hydrogen peroxide and iodine can also be dangerous if used incorrectly. Everything can be.
If it's dangerous it hasn't killed me yet.
Peroxide is awesome, but it also leads to scars, and iodine's staining properties bother me on an obsessive-compulsive level, so it's just my go-to disinfectant.
>This girl that I like has started hitting on me and implying that she wants to take me home.
>I'm a virgin in college.
>I'm also uncircumcised.
>I don't know how to manscape.
Oh man sex is going to be terrible.
i believe in you
why would any of those things make it terrible?
Would you prefer it if I had said 'traumatically awkward?'
Just keep this in mind and you'll probably not totally emasculate yourself. For more basic information, go back and see Professors Rin and Saber.
And names dammit! Names!
I had a dream that Ray Romano died
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!
His show was terrible and you wanted it to lead to it's logical conclusion.
hopefully its a prophecy
You're probably more concerned about those details than she is. Just relax dude, you can do this. We believe in you!
why would it be traumatically awkward?
sex isnt a big deal. none of those things will make a difference.
DON'T FUCK IT UP!
It's a mission from God that you must fulfill.
I ask that you to go back to every other thread we've had on this topic for the last month for further advice. You'll be fine.
I wish gangs looked like this in real life.
>implying his wife being on top will make a difference
I heard they do in San Francisco.
I think you're confusing San Francisco with an episode of Arrested Development.
Why do my cuts heal faster than my bruises? The scrapes are gone without a red mark before the bruises have even went yellow.
My kitten is holding my face hostage in order to lick it. She has her paw on my arm holding it still and bites my face if I try to move it.
it's so scratchy.
Because it's fucking adorable.
I'm not confused. You're confused.
no one believed me when i said i had a black friend. NOW YOU ALL KNOW
I dunno, it's awfully blurry. You probably just made that guy in Photoshop.
I found canned snails in the seafood section today.
I've spent the past two hours listening to Johnny Cash, Tom Waits and Captain Beefheart. My ears are happy.
then post pics and a detailed report of the dining experience
My dresser drawers have completely broke and I have no where to put my clothes anymore. I have run out of hangers. I have to go to the store tomorrow to buy more, and some temporary storage space.
I have so many clothes how did this happen.
I should talk to my NCO about seeing a counselor or therapist (fuck the chaplin, last time I did that he prayed for me and nothing more.) My emotions have always been a roller-coaster ride, but recently the ups have been more or less the same while the downs have taken violent drops into hell.
If I don't seek help and my life continues as is, I probably will attempt suicide before Christmas.
But I don't like bothering people...
How did I miss this.
That's awesome. YOU'RE A DADDY. :3
Might do this on my next grocery run. They're only $3, and I fucking love escargot.
THANKS FOR THE COOKIES, DOOM! Postal folks seem to have abused the box a bit, but the cookies are no less delicious. And the doodles and stuff have made me feel all warm and fuzzy.
Hey plus4, bitches better make this a night to remember.
Yes I did want an excuse to post this, what of it.
>third time it's been posted on plus4chan in the last two days.
party on party people!
Henriette and Sophie. They're so tiny and cute and oh god they make me afraid my horrible huge ham hands will squish them ;_;
My extended family donated a dresser to me. It has no rollers/rails and there's just holes where knobs should go.
Really it's just easier to keep them in a pile in the closet. :(
I would post a happy Yotsuba reaction image but this isn't my computer so
Why does my cat puke everywhere.
Damn, bro. You could probably find a better dresser than that for 20bux at Goodwill, or even lying on a street corner somewhere.
That's a stupid thing to say and you should feel bad for it. It's cat. They're eternally in a state of puking on things. It's what they do.
I am ashamed.
I've been nagging. I don't have a vehicle or a drivers license, and the rest of the family don't really care.
It's just another thing to put on the 'buy when I have money and a car' list.
God damn man, be more proactive. I mean, you can steal milk crates from the back of a convenience store and build a freaking dresser.
>>I don't have a vehicle or a drivers license
Ram, get a school bus license.
Because I totally know a place where they sell buses for around 3 thousand dollars.
You are going to be overloaded with cookies.
"I like you but I'm nervous because of my foreskin :("
Make sure to use the frowny face, chicks can't resist the frowny face.
And we can pick up our kind of girls.
Just remember pal, these two tiny creatures are completely and utterly dependent. A single fuck up on your part could see them dead or screwed for life.
No pressure though.
I... I think my boobs grew, Like, noticeably.
I think I need to go to the doctor, they feel kinda tender and the right one just outright feels weird/hurts. Either there is something wrong or I've just had a hormonal shift and ovulating. Better safe than sorry :I
I see much medical groping in my future. I can ask about therapists while I'm there.
Late Tunesday song. I am so goddamn tired, but have course readings and columns to plan. I really want my Das Keyboard to get here.
Fer serious. When the problems you have now are the same problems you've been complaining about for the past like, three years, I have to wonder what you're doing about the situation besides complaining about how helpless you are.
He's not a person who takes risks. They're the most helpless of all.
what a perfect choice of video
Sounds like someone needs to just go and pull on it.
I don't know who you are, but congrats!
NAME THEM SPIDER AND BEA.
Things are pretty super lately but for some reason I am getting a whole lot of "Miley why aren't you in a relationship you are a super great guy and you deserve it." Just outta damn nowhere. Baww.
In other news: debating shaving off the beard and buzzing my hair. Yay or nay?
Buzz hair, keep beard. Groom beard to MAXIMUM.
Then you will be Justin 2.0
How's the veggie stuff going? I'm thinking about trying it out for myself, if only for a few weeks. Any tips?
If anything it'd be just straight up nutrients-based diet, (hopefully) making me leaner and meaner.
Hey, you don't control me I could use it.
Is going well. Three weeks in and I'm actually enjoying it for the most part. Feel healthier and apparently I look thinner but I haven't been really measuring anything. My ass is definitely slimmer.
Only tips I've got are eat some nuts for protein and deliciousness, subway veggie subs are surprisingly good, and stay hydrated. I dunno if the hydration has anything to do with the vegetarianism or more to do with how much I'm drinking, but dehydration is not fun either way.
>work at new internship
>after-school program for underprivileged kids in horrible neighborhood
>kids are generally great, except one girl who refuses to do homework, gets up and turns on appliances in room, doesn't talk to people, has obsessive behaviors, is referred to as 'slow' by her grandmother
>get annoyed but just deal with it
>find out later she was exposed to lead as a baby and that's why she's so messed up
Kind of slow, eh? Tell her to get the lead out.
I have accumulated 4 dozen condoms in my visits to womens clinics in the last few months, and I have nothing to do with them. I wish they would stop insisting I take them...
So basically, my Power, Change and Technology class is trying to drill it in my head that men obviously are trying to make women unwelcome in the technological world by doing things like making knobs on machinery high on the machine, or heavy to turn.
This is similar to an argument presented last week, where an architect who made a tunnel too short for public transit to drive through obviously hates poor people, and does not want their buses to come into that area of town.
I'm getting confused, as this is making me think of everything that I do as possibly sexist and demeaning to women. Is there no area that women will assume that men are intrinsically biased against them? If judges picks a man for a book award instead of a woman, why do articles complain about the lack of women winners when the award is given out on the basis of the merit of their work?
Pfft. Women writing.
Today at culinary school I was named the Official Dishwashing Captain of my class. I am the dishwasher machine, and those Kenmore bitches ain't shit.
also im addicted to tags help
that architect is just not very good at his job.
Women are constantly screwed over in ways that most people don't even think about, everyday, simply because it's so deeply ingrained in our society. Women have been treated worse than men for millennia, into pre-history, entire cultures have risen and fallen with this status quo.
Awards are usually given out by panels, those panels are usually made up by men, there is a social inclination to interpret the work of a women differently than that of a man that could also affect their ruling, simply knowing the author's name. Awards aren't arbitrary, especially when it comes to the arts where the emphasis lies on personal interpretation, and the people interpreting it are shaped by society and open to bias and flaw as much as any other person.
It's kind of brash to assume every woman thinks they are being treated poorly simply because she is a woman, that makes it sound like girls are just paranoid feminazis who hate the dick. Unless it is pretty much expressly stated that a woman is being persecuted over her sex, a woman assuming such a thing is simply playing the victim and not helping feminism along in the slightest.
Simple test for fellas wondering if they are being unwittingly sexist. Ask yourself "am I treating this person differently than I would a man in the same position?" if the answer is yes, then congratulations, you are a product of our culture, feel free to examine yourself and your motivations to see if you would like to continue as you are or try your hand at equality, though even then you won't satisfy every woman, as some women are just after equity. I doubt that there will actually be a time where women and men are treated exactly the same, that would mean abolishing gender entirely and overturning thousands of years of social evolution, as well as basic human urges. the best we can hope for right now is people stopping to consider the state of gender affairs today and decide for themselves how to act, whether to continue on as always or start treating every chick like a bro or some happy medium.
Really, most women could benefit from this kind of soul searching as well. Then again, the kinds of women who call themselves feminists and hate on men often hate on other women just as much if not more, just in different ways, so I guess thats equal.
People are human beings first, and should treated as such. Everything else is secondary. Quite frankly I find culture clash much more jarring.
excuse poor literacy. I am too tired to proof read this shit.
tl;dr: People are all the same in their humanity, but wildly different in personality, and it should be that they are judged based on that personality rather than any outside pretense.
Because the floor is economical and my closet is rather large.
Well, let me put it this way, Squid. I take care of my teeth. I brush. I floss. I don't drink soda. I don't eat acidic food. I get my vitamins. I don't drink or smoke. I don't eat candy. I use Act mouthwash. I chew only dentist recommended gum. I also apparently have eight gaping cavities now and currently no dental insurance.
How your teeth doin'?
Damn, Rametarin...that was quite a mouthful.
Life just busts my chops, man.
what the flying dick eagles has your disgusting hillbilly teeth got to do with you being a lazy ass motherfucker who has been whining about the same shit for years and done nothing?
Oh man, so much to do, so little time!
You guys, I'll be in Denmark next week, if anyone's there, drop by Århus and say hi.
I work in an extremely male business and right now I'm the only girl in my department. But I'm also the youngest, the only single one, the only non-heterosexual one, the only one without a mortgage, the only one who doesn't care about the technical hardware aspects about computers and the only one who likes Lady Gaga. And I'm the newest to the department.
So I have no idea if my boss is a douche to me because I'm a lady or because there's simply so much different about me that I'm unrelatable to him, a straight, white, late-30's dude with a wife and kids, and that's what causes him to treat me differently.
Sexual discrimination is completely unprovable unless it's obvious. Otherwise it's more likely a subconscious reaction due to the fact that we find it hard to relate to people who are different. Men subconsciously put the knobs at their height because it's what they're used to and unless someone points it out, they just don't even realise to consider other options. And that architect likely doesn't hate poor people, he just doesn't take the bus, maybe doesn't really know anyone who relies on it, so he forgets about the bus because it's not a constant in his life.
ACTUAL discrimination is things like 'women aren't welcome in technology because everyone knows they're shit at computers'. There's a difference because ignorance and bias.
My cat and dog are sleeping together.
This is a sign of the endtimes.
You know when something happens and all the wrongs in your life suddenly seem corrected, and you are convinced you can live the rest of your life happily, securely, with no regrets because this thing that has happened is just so awesome.
It's really shit when that isn't the case.
Only seven o' clock and I've already said the most awkward thing possible.
"How are you going to tell me to come on, then start walking the other way? I was already more come'd on than you!"
I really deserved to get laughed at for saying that, especially to my mother.
Woke up with symptoms of a cold, and I'll probably could fall asleep at work due the tablets I took. Damn.
Gee man, I'm sorry your terrible teeth are preventing you from doing anything with your life. I'm sure if you feel sorry for yourself hard enough the universe will drop a car and a house and fat stacks of cash and a pile of beautiful ladies on your lap as an apology. (better brace for it, I hear houses are heavy)
Enjoy your lifetime of suffering.
Mornings are an unfamiliar and terrifying phenomenon for me.
The power's been out since 3:30 yesterday afternoon. I have my modem hooked up to a generator now, but I still don't have any running hot water, and neither does anyone else within walking distance. I only have around two hours left on my laptop's battery. This is a pile of shit.
I like how the FAQ in the hiring section of this company's website is completely empty.
Guys. Seriously guys.
I'm freaking out here.
An attractive girl at my college just told me that she's a swinger in an open relationship and that she wants to have emotionless sex with me.
What do I do?
Are you kidding me? This is really a question you need to ask?
Hit it like the fist of the north star.
You will need to snort human horn.
No. You are not an object.
Use your own caution, but personally I wouldn't, I'm super emotional, I get attached to people I meet at bus stops, so emotionless sex is just not something I could do especially since I want my first time to be special, plus being a swinger it's entirely possible she has an STD.
But that's just me, whatever your choice I wish you well.
The problem is that I've barely ever been in a relationship before.
My longest lasting girlfriend left me a week and two days after meeting me in person.
I will be the coldest, wettest, most fishy fish ever and oh man oh man oh man.
These decisions are best made while horribly, horribly drunk.
I don't even drink!
I am completely unqualified to deal with this sort of situation!
Oh my GOD will everyone just collectively stop listening to K'naan now? He was pretty okay but since the Waving Flag incident he's taken a turn for the insufferable.
His latest track isn't even a good song
Dude, I'm not sure you understand how swinging and emotionless sex works.
You have some fun, and go on as if nothing happened.
I you're just not ready for that kind of non-commitment (it exists) then don't go for it.
If you do want to, you should sit down and talk to her about the situation, if you're really freaked out and nervous going into it no one will have any fun and then the whole point would be moot.
Boy, trying to comfort my drunken mother sure is fun.
Oh wait, it's that other thing, what's it called again?
Oh yeah, horrible.
>sleep until noon
Oh boy I've missed this. Stupid school and work and being an adult.
>friends keep gushing about how we'll always be bffs and how we'll keep in touch every day when we split for uni with pinky promises and everything
>go along with non-commital 'mmm's and vague head-nodding
>they don't seem to be quite catching on to the huge 'husband locked in a stiffling and stale relationship' levels of resentment I feel towards them and my latent intention to sever all non-blood relationships as soon as my bags are packed and I'm out of this hole
oh, man, welcome to my childhood. I feel for you dude.
I got a job interview with Burlington! And I do believe I've got a darn good chance of getting this job.
CL, nothing makes you a naïve innocent child again. Your job as a young adult is to be wise, not sheltered, and strong, not ignorant. Both satisfaction and happiness come and go and more often then not you're the one that will have to find them. You're still young but at least you've already had your heart broken in.
Well, maybe not be wise. You just need to start being proactive. Wisdom will come with experience.
Also, congrats! YOUCANDOIT
42 SECOND STOP MOTION ANI. DONE IN 2 HOURS. BEHOLD, I AM FINALLY MAKING MOVING PICTURES.
AND THEY SORT OF SUCK, BUT, AGAIN, I DID IT IN 2 AND A HALF HOURS.
think about it? youre right. I forget being a useless self important cunt is your thing.
The point is that being proactive isn't enough for some people. I specifically asked how your teeth were doing because if mine are getting fucked up, despite all the attention and proper care given, logically yours must be a mess, right? If lack of trying was all that was holding me back, I wouldn't be where I am. It's not that simple, even if it worked out that way for you. Shit happens, summarized in two words. Some more to others, some less.
It's not just one thing that's like this, it's most things I set off to do. Inevitable. Always plan for the thing you're doing eventually blowing up in your face and costing you more than the benefit you would've gotten out of it. Because odds are, it will. And has. And added shit like malignant tumors, destroyed wells and family crisis on the list of expenses to deal with in the interim. I take the risks I can afford, but there aren't many, and then unforeseen bullshit blasts it all to hell. Back to square one.
I don't expect houses. Or cars. Or money. Or girls. Never have. I don't even expect to baw in /baw/ without condescension. And possible banning, depending who I reply to and how I word it. It would be nice to expect something good to come from the things I put effort into, but that just doesn't seem to be in the cards very often.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>Girlfriend texts me that she can't spend time with me today
>This has happened quite often in the past few weeks
>Start to think that it's beyond a super-busy schedule
>Start to think that maybe she's trying to avoid me
>Get random text from her later: "I love you! <3"
>What was I worried about?
I just got back from class.
She sits at another table like three feet away.
Aaah I want to say yes but there are so many things that I should take into consideration aaah.
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i warned you about bawing on baw
i told you dog
i told you man
i TOLD you about not responding in a respectful way to a more popular namefag who belittles your problems with snarky bullshit
I wish I didn't get so discouraged and jealous when I find out a female cartoonist I like is also very pretty
All that in only 2 1/2 hours? That owns.
Hey are any artsy/non-arsty people doing 24 hour comics day? http://www.24hourcomicsday.com/ I'd like to see what people come up with!
i wish i didnt get so ronery when i find out a cartoonist i like is female
"ENEMY OFFICER DEFEATED!"
>>276503 god dammit bea you just had to go and stick your post between mine and maggiekarps didnt you
why are you so terrible
Hey, not bad! Just... please try to secure the camera next time, the jumpiness is a bit distracting.
heheheheh now you look like a creeper
Why are you saying this seemingly out of nowhere you creeper
>go on Craigslist
>find a number of potential (but unpaid) gigs
>something Mad Max: Fury Road related?
>Dad playing with kitten
>Dad baby talking with kitten
>Kitten viciously biting him
>Dad in obvious pain
>Dad keeps baby talking with kitten despite this
He just loves tiny cute anything so much.
I do it every year.
I usually don't finish it though. haw haw
>“hey, welcome back!! i missed you! so much has happened while you were gone, i can't even begin to say. but what matters is you're here now, right? i'll tell you as we go along! the others are dying to see you, i swear... come on already, let's GO!”
This got posted over at the Homestuck Thread. A lot of people recognised this quote, but no one could remember just were it was from. Someone here know?
Cats have that effect on people. I got bitten by a cat once, my first thought was how adorably small needle like the teeth were. My second thought was "ow".
Oh fuck what am I doing I need good pictures of me now fffffffffff
Ahaha, man I remember this one time a guy I knew got flesh eating disease from a cat bite. Good Times.
>If you are unhappy you should work to improve your quality of life instead of endlessly complaining about it
>Rawr rawr, no'un un'nerstans you, she-bear.
>that fucking simpsons reference
We should post them even if they are spectacular failures. I'm going to try it.
>lol get over it pussy put some WORK in
>but i do try
>banned for typing too much and showing human emotion
guys been whining about the exact same shit for years. there is no trying.
D: I had it on a tripod, but the camera was like right over my shoulder, so everytime I moved, I'd bump into it. And i had to move a lot because I was sitting cross legged and my feet kept falling asleep...
>Repeat ad nauseum.
Understand that at least this way some part of this vicious cycle has now stopped.
Yeah, you should always know better than to bitch on the internet.
Boy I really should see a therapist someday.
>guys been whining about the exact same shit for years. there is no trying.
theres such a thing as trying and failing
and then theres complaining about how hard life is while you sit around on the internet making excuses.
i have no sympathy for your ilk of pathetic wasters
>i have no sympathy for your ilk of pathetic wasters
yeah, i guess thats expecting a little much from the likes of you
im ok with this
>Make frustrated post on dA about how hard it is to get into comics for manga fans who WANT to read western stuff but are intimidated, thus degrading the popularity of comics in casual and young readers.
>Manga fans respond gratefully for voicing their concerns.
>Write primer and invite them to ask questions and some recommendations
It's pretty much my life goal to make as many as people as possible to enjoy comics.
...Link? Please? I have desperately wanted to read Green Lantern for a while now so I don't feel like such a poser for thinking the Green Lantern is fucking awesome (and a bunch of other stuff, but mainly Green Lantern) and I have no idea where to start. .___.
Rebirth and Recharge, thats where Gal and I started, anyway. My brother is the bigger GL fan so I'll ask him tonight and get back to you, unless another /co/mrade feels like stepping up and helping a sister out.
Secret Origins isn't bad either. New origin story and all that.
>Little Latino fella calls a giant Asian lass "Mah Chinka senorita."
>Then jumps in her arms and they take off to catch the bus.
It was bizarrely cute.
I'm not seeing "but i do try" happening here so much as "here are the same excuses for why I can't try that I've been going over for the past several years". I don't have a lot of sympathy for people who are going to act like victims over something as small as obtaining a dresser.
The recent Green Lantern Secret Origins, then Rebirth and read on!
>>276185HOW DID I MISS THIS OH MY GOD SO MANY BLESSINGS I WISH YOU
I wish I was wiser.
Not general wiser, Mr Miyagi wiser. That'd be so cool.
You can be wiser.
It just requires effort.
Why do you even bother with Craigslist?
I didn't even know people used craigslist for anything but crazy sex.
I don't/won't anymore, but sometimes I needed something to go through after combing through mandy.com
Apparently I can't smell stink bugs.
But other people constantly comment on my ridiculously keen sense of smell.
One of the perks of posting anonymously on this board is that I can vent about the same problem repeatedly, and not even get acknowledged most of the time. It's kind of freeing.
>Order DSL but it's not working despite getting confirmation several times that it's on the line.
>Gotta wait until Monday to get someone out here
>Another week having to use mobile connection.
I was going to download so much porn tonight...
Let's do it dog.
Pictured: One time I drew an autobiographical comic in the woods.
Wait, your dad the stern mafiaso?
oh god, cats can melt anyone's heart.
So, I take it that Mayekoi is the nex---eh, actually nevermind. I already know the answer to that one.
Though, I will agree with not very often seeing the "I do try".
Posting on +4 from my phone? How novel!
I just learned that I am completely uninsured. From a third party, mind you. And have been so for over a month. ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME!?
PS. Yay kittens!
Being two weeks ahead of my homework feels GOOD.
>parents upgrade our connection to 35 mbps.
Suddenly I feel unmotivated in finding that second job.
My sister's birthday is in a few weeks and I have no idea what to get her.
Things girls love:
3. Stuffed cephalopods.
Last year I got her a katana-shaped letter opener on a little stand (birthday) and a Hatsune Miku plush (Christmas). She got me an MP3 player (combined birthday+Christmas, since they're just days apart.) She's not the kind to wear perfume, I'm not sure how much she likes chocolate, and I got her something stuffed last year so I need something different.
Is she really into coffee or tea? Maybe incense? Lots of neat gift options there.
Cool lies, bro.
Negative on all three, I'm afraid. She's kinda hard to shop for- her main passion is art, and the thing she wants most is a new drawing tablet, but those things are hella expensive.
You're right, I'm lying. I actually got her a pony.
A DECORATIVE BOWL, PERHAPS? ONE THAT IS NOT ONLY PRETTY BUT MIGHT HOLD ODDS AND ENDS THAT AN ARTIST MIGHT ACCUMULATE?
You're killing me, here. Or your sister is. I'm running out of girly shit.
>BUDGET CUTS HAVE FORCED THE TEMPORARY ELIMINATION OF THURSDAYS
GOD DAMMIT DALLAS
Get one of those chalkboard piggy banks from Target and label it "DRAWING TABLET FUND" and put 10 bucks in it
Might be a good idea. Either way, thanks for the input.
Guys. She's offering blowjobs.
If she just wants to suck your cock, go for it and be really over-the-top manly.
If she offers sex - remember, you are not an object.
This holy-mother-of-God song.
Just fuck her and stop telling us about it.
Met dad's girlfriend.
We had so much sushi, you don't even know. guh.
....yeeaaaah I do do an exorbitant amount of whining, though usually it's a sideways method of asking for help. The whining I do on here and the responses I get from people really encourage me to directly ask for help from those I know. I need validation in whatever I'm feeling just so I know I'm not going to embarrass myself when I voice my concerns to others. This is what happens when your family had a tendency to laugh in your face when you tell them you're upset. But there I go rationalizing things again HERP DERP.
Also I spoiler that shit so people who don't care to listen to my venting can ignore it.
I must be on my sixth listen in a row.
Also, wrote "WARNING. BANANA" on a banana and put it in the shower just to fuck with my dad in the morning, and I've just had my very confused brother come to my door asking why it's there, and all I told him was "Careful. Don't touch it. It's got a warning on it."
It's working already.
Lightly dust your penis with the Maruchan ramen flavor packet of your choice
Get her a sweet ducti bag. They're around $50, highly original (we arty types love that shit) and last for years.
My bro got me one years ago and I still use it and get compliments all the time. I have the Police Line but it also comes in DANGER and HIGH VOLTAGE as well as bags made of wind sails and duct tape; http://www.ducti.com/products.asp?cat=12
Websites to check out;
-various neat trinkets
-cool fashionable gifts for any girl
-Community submitted, small run statues and figures, if she likes someone on dA who has product on there it might be a cool gift, and there are some neat designs too.
DAMMIT MAYA I HAVE NO MONEY
>modcloth? why does that sound fa-
>oh it's that stupid dress I want
DAMMIT MAYA I HAVE NO MONEY.
Thanks for the links, they're pretty neat. I don't think I'm going to get her a bag, though... those bags are nine shades of kick-ass, but she's got like four other bags she doesn't really have much use for, as she doesn't get out of the house much aside from college. I'm considering just getting her a game- she's only got like 4 games for her PS3 (Assassin's Creed 2, Heavy Rain, Final Fantasy XIII and Dragon Age) and keeps saying she wants more.
I KNOW SHUT UP MY WISHLIST KEEPS GROWING
I need a jerb to support this fashion crap.
It doesn't help that two of my best friends are a fashion major and a photography major who wants to go into fashion and all we talk about is fashion week and shopping and ffffffffff
Did you see the latest Paul Smith my god unf
also alternafashion is pretty pimp
I would like to one day afford a real corset, so very much.
Y u do dis
Now I will be poor forever
>Gentleman's clothing, page 2
Oh hey, I have that ring. Shame it's all scratched and tarnished and too big for me.
I have a friend who for a while was really enthralled with owning a tactical corset. I don't understand how something like that would even be useful outside of cosplays and embarrassing bedroom fantasies. Is it some sort of nerd girl thing or what?
Maybe she WANTED it for cosplay or awesome bedroom fantasies.
The pouches make that look pretty perfect for goth clubbing. Dance without worrying about your purse.
DRESS LIKE AN ASSHOLE
CALL IT HIGH FASHION
I'm not even into fashion, I just wear jeans and shirts if I have to go outside, but... goddamn those dresses are so pretty.
Coela my friends and I were sharing webcomics today.
One of them saw this particular page and made me promise to ask who or what he must face in battle to win your hand.
I am definitely going to be shopping for a corset at the clothing show this weekend, a few places that do 'em in Toronto will be there. It will be my celebration of another month and a half of contract.
The thought of you in a corset does odd things to my tummy.
Maybe engage in hand-to-hand combat with a viking.
I apologize that the idea is that nauseating.
Hey manager I think I'm gonna quit as sooon as I get a new job.
>no Miley don't quit you're the only fucking competent worker we have.
Aww that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. Can I get a raise/promotion?
>nope they eliminated raises this year.
Yay job hunting again!
Also my roommate has encouraged me to turn in an application at BK with nothing filled out except for "devilishly handsome." I think it is a good plan.
>manager begging you not to leave because you are THE BEST AT WHAT YOU DO
>no incentive not to
I get it.
Reminds me of these. I got one a few years ago. If she ever were to drink hot drinks she could design it herself.
Let me get back to you in a few days...
>Get new job
>Friends try to get me to quit old job
>New job didn't start for several weeks
>so glad I didn't quit old job