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275490 No.275490 Locked
Next time I go clubbing I should remember which clubs have which customer base. Dressed like a hipster to a dudebro club. Still had a blast.

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No.275495
The old thread still has another 40 posts until bump limit. Get some lotion for your trigger finger goddayum.

No.275504
The threads take forever to load when they get huge, sometimes Doom locks them when they start getting big so people will move onto a new one but he's lost in the desert right now.

No.275505
>>275504

>Forever to load

WAT?

No.275506
>>275505
Sometimes people's internet connections suck. Shock and amazement.

No.275507
Hey, Canadian /co/mrades, what is there to do in Vancouver?

Apparently one of my classes is signed up to an art show, and we are flying there for a week.

I really should pay more attention.

No.275508
>>275495
I sometimes read post numbers like clocks when I'm drunk tired.
Anyway, it's made. Deal with it.

No.275509
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275509

No.275510
>>275507
This is a question for Askal

No.275514
The guys staggering around in the hallway sound more like cartoon parodies of drunk people than actual boozed-up college students.

No.275530
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275530
>mfw a european called a cup a "drinky winky sippy whippy" near me

No.275532
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275532
>>275530
Europe sounds awesome!

>mfw a Canadian cut down the trees in my yard near me

No.275537
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275537
>>275530
It's not uncommon.

No.275544
>>275532
Second nature.

No.275700
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275700
>Get up
>Take out trash
>Get own food
>Get asked to get some Garlic down
>Ask what kind of Garlic
>get yelled at for trying to start shit

No.275701
I'm kinda stressing out here. I need to get to the airport the 25th, but no bus is leaving town after 21:00, so how the fuck am I supposed to get to the fucking airport then?
I fucking hate this city sometimes.

No.275702
>>275532
Canadians love cutting down trees. But they want a wooded Canada.
Solution: they cut down American trees.

No.275703
A broken tailbone is quite possibly the most miserable thing ever.

No.275705
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275705
>keep getting the "Gee Anon, you're so pretty/funny/awesome. We don't get why you're single, but you'll find someone sooner or later!" speech ALL FUCKING WEEKEND
>four friends (all couples) invite me into their cuddle puddle
>ask a guy I hooked up with last semester to join us so I won't be the fifth wheel and he says no
>politely decline
>browse 4chan and go to bed alone

At least I have alcohol.

No.275706
>>275701
Ether take a cab, or suck it up and spend a night at the airport.
Unless you have bro that's got a car and willing to drive you.

No.275709
>>275705
>>At least I have alcohol.

And us! Please don't forget about us!

No.275710
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275710
Exactly the thing that shouldn't have happened is happening this election, it seems. Bloody politics.

No.275712
>>275706
That's the point! I am trying to spend the night at the airport! I am taking a place at 06:00 AM on Sunday, and I am working until 20:00 on Saturday, so I was planning on just going to the airport after work.
BUT NO BUSSES LOL.
And oh my god taxis are so expensive, it'll cost me at least 80 dollars just to take a goddamn taxi.
Buuuhhhhh.

No.275724
Running YuGiOh games hung over is never as smooth as I think it's going to be the night before.

No.275728
>>275710
?

No.275730
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275730
Whoever did the design on Peeta for this cover seems to translate "stocky teenage boy" into "baby Cloud Strife"

No.275731
  Delicious rage, you must eat it.

No.275732
>>275705
Not to kick you in the ribs when you're down, but do you imagine there's anybody that does find you attractive that you just don't want to go in that direction with?
Just sayajin'.

No.275735
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275735
>need to scan something for the first time in a few months
>time to get my scanner back from babby sister
>absolutely covered in dust and dog hair
>including the bed

No.275741
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275741
holy balls I just made a green tomato pie

it's really freaking delicious, I'm not sure how to describe it. I put in a bit of apple, squash, and onion as well, just enough sugar and a bit of salt, cinnamon, and black pepper. It's not quite dessert, not quite a savory, but it's fucking amazing.

dammit comrade this goes on /ck/

but i wanted you all to know


No.275742
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275742
>4chan is down
>tumblr is spazzing out
>lj is slow as fuck

No.275747
>>275741

Are you me? I just made one of those yesterday!

No.275750
I feel like taking up a name ever since the comic con meet-up but god help me I can't think of one.

No.275751
>>275750

red lantern is that you?

No.275755
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275755
>>275705
>Call parents each night from college
>"You're bored at college when you're not studying or at club meetings? Get a girlfriend."
>every. fucking. night.
>never had a relationship last more than a week
>never really had any dates

I don't give a fuck anymore.

No.275758
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275758
>>275755
>Your parents are trying to tell you to get a life
>baaaaaaaaw fuck my life
Bro I found your problem.

No really. Not trying to be a dick, but you only have yourself to blame here. It doesn't need to be a goilfirend, but fuck man go out an do something.

No.275759
>>275750

RAINBOW KYLE

No.275761
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275761
>>275747
whoaaa

did you have a delicious aneurysm too?

No.275762
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275762
I found a picture of Bea

No.275763
>>275751>>275759

hi guys

No.275764
>>275750
SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY

No.275766
>>275730
Man, I have bought that entire series for my sister and I still haven't read it.

No.275769
>>275766
Someone put the audio books on the server, it's really good. I avoided it because they presented it to me as "Post apocalyptic deathmatch teen romance for girls" but I'm pretty impressed by how they carried it out.

No.275770
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275770
>>275764
>>SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY

SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY

No.275771
>>275769
I haven't gotten around to it because a)my sister lived in Kingston and I couldn't borrow the books from her b)my sister tends to like the girly romancey-but-not-too-sappy shit and that's not my cuppa. But all I've been hearing is good things, and there's supposed to be a moving coming out, so I'll have to get around to it eventually.
Maybe I'll dl the audiobooks to listen to at work.

No.275779
>>275770
NO WE ONLY DO IT ONCE

No.275791
>>275770
>>275779
I love you guys so hard right now.

No.275796
>>275771
Yeah, I really appreciate the way they do romance with the character in these because it's mostly just "Hey girl I think I'm in love with you." "NO. THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT."

I'm not even spoiling anything with that, really.

No.275809
Calling adults I am not bros with by their first names is fucking awkward and I hate it.

No.275810
I just found out about the worms reloaded tf2 item pack and was upset that I didn't find out about it in time for me to buy items for the game I can't play right now.

Holy shit maybe its a good thing my computer is still busted.

No.275815
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275815
>help uncle move into his new house
>he hands me a honey jar filled with silver stuff, tightly sealed
>"Now don't drop this, or else I'll have to call 911 and we'll have wide-spread environmental panic."
>"What is it?"
>"A jar of mercury."

WHY WOULD HE HAVE THIS, HE WORKS IN FORESTRY.

No.275821
  >Joshua Tree

No.275825
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275825
>>275815

Chemistry? Bomb-making? To play with?

Anyway:

>See old English teacher who practically flunked me two years in a row at some event I'm covering
>"Oh, Tora, good to see you, what are doing here?"
>I'm working for the paper now, I'm covering this event
>she's all 0.0 "...really? You?"

No.275827
>>275815
You ever play with the stuff? Its like Silly Putty made of magic.

No.275829
>>275815
oh god. My father told me they used to give that stuff to kids to play with.

No.275830
>>275827
this explains so much.

No.275834
>>275825
>>275827
>>275829
>Dad calls for random stuff
>"Dad, why does uncle R have mercury, in a honey jar of all things?"
>"Oh, your grandpa used to bring it home for us to play with! Shit was fun, Molly."
>"... Wow, this explains--"
>"Don't say it."

No.275836
Anybody here who likes Shaq is a homosexual. Thought I'd put that out there..

No.275837
>>275834
My father has terrifying stories. Sometimes I wish they weren't real.

No.275838
>>275836
How could I ever hate Shaq?!
He was in Steel AND Kazaam!

No.275839
>>275837
My parent's stories are fucking awesome. My uncle and dad are crazy, crazy bastards.

No.275841
This week I get to have my cavities taken care of. And my wisdom teeth cut out. And a whooping cough vaccination. And a physical. Thank god for pain meds and a complete lack of shame.

No.275843
For some reason, every time I submit a job application, nobody can get over the fact that I used to work with monkeys. It's getting kinda annoying. Were it not for the fact that I spent four years in that field, I'd just pull it off my resume.

No.275844
>>275843
Why is this a bad thing? Seems like a great, unique thing to have on a resume to make you stand out.

I've gotten turned down for a job due to a lack of monkey experience. :(

No.275846
>>275844
I'm just tired of always getting the same reaction. "You worked with monkeys?" *derp face*

No.275847
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275847
>Look up spider stuff to get reassured that the multiple instances of these huge spiders in my basement are normal
>Internet is saying they're mildly poisonous
>Friend who is super into creepy crawlies takes one look at the picture and tells me that if I get bit by one I should get it looked at
>Looked all this up to reassure myself it's safe to sleep downstairs tonight.

Guys halp please D:

No.275848
>>275847
Wolf spiders are fucking bros. Don't worry.

No.275849
>>275848
Are they bros if I've killed three of them today, one via melting with chemicals?

Cause I have.

No.275850
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275850
>>275848
And I've gotten bitten by one on my face. It was like having a zit from hell, the skin was a little numb and then peeled. And I think that's worst case scenario for wolf spider bites as long as you're not allergic or something. Not bad at all.

But seriously I love those guys. :3

No.275851
>>275849
Why you do this, Miley. ;_;

No.275852
>>275847

eat them

No.275853
>>275851
I leave spiders alone when they're outside, but my house, my rules. I'm somewhat allergic to various spider venoms, so if they're indoors they get a kill on site flag.

Unfortunately my room is also in the basement, so because I don't want to spend all day murdering spiders in cold blood it's mostly reserved for the bigger ones.

No.275854
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275854
>>275853
I usually catch them and put them outside, but if you're allergic I can understand why you'd spider murder.

Do what my sister did in her basement room: allow for a house centipede infestation to eat all the spiders and then get a cat to eat the house centipedes.

No.275855
>>275854
I surprisingly have only seen one long dead house centipede, the ancient husk of which had been decaying since long before my arrival to this dwelling.

No.275856
>>275855
Man, as much as I love many-legged creatures they just have too many.

Too. Many.

No.275857
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275857
>>275856
Wait I forgot about millipedes.

Adorable.

(But fuck centipedes, especially those of the house variety.)

No.275858
>>275857
My mom found a centipede in her bedroom once. We both flipped our shit and nearly killed ourselves trying to get it into a dustpan and outside.

No.275859
>watching a show on bees
Dem African Bees are bad news.
>but wait, nature developed a cure for the African Bee.
Really? Nature developed some manner of cure for a strain of super-aggressive killer insect hivemind of poisonous fuck?
>Cape bees.
.. Well. I wonder how these bees..
>Colony infiltration. Drones gain fertility. They lay clones. Impersonate queens. Chavs! Chavs everywhere!
Oh jesus fuck this is horrifying.
>whole colony dead, minus the Cape Bee clones.

No.275861
I don't really mind spiders so long as they stay away from me.

But bees/wasps/hornets? FUCK THEM. FUCK THEM ALL.

No.275862
I just had a mental image of a spider dropping from the ceiling onto my face, crawling onto my eye, and biting me in the eye.

Why does my subconscious/imagination hate me so goddamn much.

No.275863
>>275862
>I just had a mental image of a spider dropping from the ceiling and giving me a high-five.

Think this instead.

No.275866
>>275863
OH GOD NOW THERE ARE SPIDERS ALL OVER MY ARM OH GOOOOOOD

No.275869
  >>275858
Centipedes are eeeeeeeevil.

Bugs in general are evil.

Oh, have some tunes.

No.275873
>>275866
I don't see the problem with this. Spiders are fucking awesome.
Stop being such a vagina.

No.275888
>>275873
>Spiders are awesome

I'm guessing you've never had spiders bite you while you slept

No.275896
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275896
>>275888
I have (see >>275850). They still own.

No.275925
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275925
>>275850
That reminds me of a story to tell in the dark.

No.275930
I braved the waters of American Apparel to get Amy Pond's red sweater from the Crying Angel episodes.

It was worth putting up with my hipster underclassmen from high school who work there.

That is all.

No.275949
>>275350
Patronize the comic shops of Manhattan:
http://www.ny.com/shopping/bookstores/comics.html

Dunno any outer-borough ones; maybe the other NYCers here can help yah with that one.

>>275384
>>275387
Haha oh wow. Too good.

No.275950
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275950
>>275930

No.275960
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275960
I fucking love it when a .gif goes perfectly with the song you're listening to.

No.275977
>>275930
You madam, are a bigger nerd than I could ever hope to be. I give you a three sonic screwdriver salute.

No.275979
>>275750
>>275751
>>275759

Rainbowakko

No.275983
>Look up obedience classes for the dog
>They're in Oakville
fffffuuuuuu

>"Hey Maya, if you don't prove to Dad you can tend house alone by the end of the week, he is going to have his girlfriend move in to watch you"
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>275815

My Mom used to play with that stuff when she was a kid.

It sounded fun.

I want to try it, with proper protection of course.

No.275990
>>275983
...wh-what? Mayekoi, what the fuck. What in fresh hell did you do to make them think you're retarded? I was pretty spoiled as a kid, but even I know how to "tend house" without needing someone to watch me.

No.275991
>>275990

Clearly you've never been invited into one of Mayekoi's sexy parties!

No.275992
>>275979

Really just anything with rainbow in it, man.

No.275995
And, as my current name says:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID I WAIT UNTIL THE LAST POSSIBLE DAY TO WRITE THIS THING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I AM THE WORST STUDENT WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

bright side:

I have like four hours to write it, so it's not all bad.

BUT IT IS LIKE TWELVE PAGES AAAAA

No.275997
>>275995

Hell yeah, I do that too. Shit's awesome.

No.276000
>Teach dog new trick
>Go for a lovely walk together

Woo!

>Right boob hurts. A lot.

Ooof--- wait what.

How the hell.

Why.

No.276001
I love waking up early to call the parole office about this job I really need/want only to find out that the number I wrote down and stuck up on the fridge months ago isn't there anymore. Fuck.

No.276005
>>275995
Oh that sounds familiar. Good luck.

No.276015
>Bring bike in to get fixed
>Figure it's something I can bring it in and leave with
>The pedal shaft...thing....came off. Just needs to be threaded back onto the bike
>Well the guy who works on bikes is on lunch right now
>That's fine, I can hang out in the plaza for a bit and come back for it
>Well if you leave your number we'll call you when it's fixed up
But...but it
>Might not be til tomorrow night
But...but I....

Seriously, this is a fix that should take two minutes at the most. If they let me use their tools I could've done it and left but now I gotta wait for their guy to get around to it sometime tomorrow? Auuuugh!

No.276023
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276023
http://www.welovefine.com/shop/DOOM-STEED.html

No.276024
>>276000
you should stay out of those boob boxing tournaments.

No.276026
Sometimes I wish I could rip of the thickest part of the outer layer of my skin and just start digging through the soft red flesh for all the fucking acne-filled pores I have and rinse them in acid water so they'd be GONE FOR ONE FOR FUCKS SAKE.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

No.276027
>>276026
b&

No.276028
>>276027
B( Anything I say is too vulgar for you pussies.

No.276029
>>276028
that's the joke

No.276030
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276030
>Roommate walking around nude

No.276031
>>276023

o/

No.276032
>>276029
FAGGOTS.
I'm too tired to take jokes...

No.276033
>>276030
would it happen to be a hygienic and attractive roommate?

No.276034
>girl i've been chasing is now single
>have a massive fucking migrane
>can't decide if this is a good day or not

No.276036
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276036
The book I ordered standard shipping from Europe got here before my expedited DVDs.

I was going to alert Amazon to this, but they said the DVDs were still within their expected shipping date, so I have to wait a little longer before I can cry wolf.

At least I got the book!

No.276041
WHY DID I WAIT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE I HAVE AN HOUR TO TYPE SIX PAGES OH MY GOD.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
No.276044
>>276041
>user was banned for this post
ahahahahahhhh

No.276045
>>276041
Hahaha I love you guys.

No.276046
>>276041
>canned
You are the best mod ever, Doom.

No.276047
>>276041
Well, this should teach you a lesson.

No.276048
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276048
>>276041

No.276050
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276050
>>276041

This is the best way to help that woman.

No.276053
>>276050
She can still lurk, though.

No.276055
>>276053
...
you're fired.

No.276056
  Truly, 3oh3 are the foremost in douchebag dancepop.

No objections to Katy Perry writhing around in a fountain, though.

>>276041

I believe in you Nurse.

You can do it

No.276058
On the down side I have to attend my friendly childhood pedophile's funeral on Thursday, but on the plus side /sp/ now hates/ridicules Schalke almost as much as I do.

Feels void, man.

No.276062
This is the worst day
>Get fillings put in
>HEY DAN BICKER I KNOW YOU CAN'T TASTE A DAMN THING AND YOUR MOUTH IS SO NUMB EATING WOULD BE RETARDED
>BUT FUCK THAT WE'RE GOING TO OLIVE GARDEN
>HEY DAN BICKER I KNOW THE MEDICINE'S WORN OFF AND YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR MOUTH IS GOING TO SPLIT OPEN AND YOU WANT TO GO HOME AND LAY DOWN
>BUT FUCK YOU WE'RE GOING GROCCERY SHOPPING
Why do you hate me mother?

No.276067
Finally got around to burning some sandalwood incense I bought six years ago.

It's pretty nice.

No.276068
I feel like poop all day

No.276069
I WAS GRANTED AN EXTENSION! AND THE PAPER IS MOSTLY DONE ANYWAYS!

I... I'm so happy u gaiz... ;A;

No.276071
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276071
>>276069

Tsk tsk tsk. They're just reinforcing your bad behaviors...

No.276072
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276072
>>276071

But congratulations on getting the extension anyways

No.276073
>>276072
S-stupid Mindwipe, it's not like I'm totally glad you're happy for me or anything! Shut up! D:<

No.276075
>>276069

Congrats, Nurse. It's scary just to ask for one. I had to ask my editor for one recently. -.-;

Good luck!

No.276078
>>276069
:I

Get back to work.

No.276079
>>276078
D:< I'M TYPING RIGHT NOW, FAGET. and also doing a typography project and then I've got to study for a math exam aaaand do a stop motion animation because i hate my life and fuck you art school

No.276081
>>276079
no ur a faget

No.276082
  ahahahahahahaha

No.276083
Oh man, kimchi and salad with balsamic vinigar are not good dinner partners.
My tongue is in a state of 'oh ugh'

No.276084
>>276083
start with salad.
end with kimchi fried rice.
it won't match but at least they won't invade your mouth at the same time.

No.276085
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276085
>>276084
I ate the kimchi, and then a mild cheese I usually eat after spicy foods to mellow out the flavours, but I usually use it for hot pickles and stuff. Guess it didn't work on the vinigar.
The whole thing is just 'bad flavours bad bad' And even hot cocoa isn't helping now :(

Also I can't stop laughing at this.

No.276086
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-funniest-pope-protest-signs

I fucking love British people

No.276088
So apparently there's going to be a new Dark Tower book.

Pardon me while I spontaneously orgasm.

No.276092
>>276088
It's the first book, word-for-word.

No.276105
Had a talk with the parental

Good news:
>Getting a therapist.
>Dad is buying me a new computer. Tomorrow.

YAY! Apparently unlimited funding still stands, though I feel bad just hemorrhaging money like this.

Bad news:
>Dad's girlfriend is moving in to keep an eye on me and help tend house.

But apparently she's nice. So. I guess it's not very bad news. Just awkward news.

Verdict:
>My Dad, the ex-Russian mafioso, is a more decent human being than my mother, the ex-politician.

Take from that what you will.

No.276110
So while I was at work someone shot up the second-largest shopping place on my base. Good times.

No.276111
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276111
>become certain I am prototypical "unattractive friend"

No.276112
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276112
misfire reposting

this is wild http://english.cntv.cn/20100919/100519.shtml

No.276114
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276114
>Fiancee makes me a sammich for lunch
>Eat said sammich
>Filled with hot english mustard

OH FUCK, MY NOSE! But it's too good not to eat. A cruel cycle...

No.276116
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276116
>my life

No.276122
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276122
I just spent all night drawing derpy Pokemon pictures in the drawchat instead of studying Trademark law.

And yet I would do it all over again.

No.276124
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276124
>Go to shrink
>Doesn't think I'm genuinely trans b/c I don't like teh cawk
>Tells mom "He has a real issue, yelling at him, guilting him won't make it go away. Deal with it"
>Nightmarish carride home
>Our chick had babies!

Holy Fuck Jesus, emotional rollercoaster.

No.276125
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276125
>pink slip
>Sent AFTER collection due date

Welp.

No.276127
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276127
Been feeling week this past week.
Went to the doctor today. Found out I have Pharyngitis. Took loading dose of my meds so I feel bad now, and I've got to go back to work.
Also, the Doc wont let me drink sodas/pop.
I NEED my sodas.
I the bright side, I got Magic Mouthwash. Numbs the whole mouth. It's cool.

>>276125
If I wanted a commission from you where would I go to?

No.276128
>>276124
>Doesn't think I'm genuinely trans b/c I don't like teh cawk

This is a laughably archaic view. Find yourself a different shrink with at least a base level of qualification, because this one clearly doesn't know what the fuck.

No.276132
>>276001
So apparently I was clear enough the first time; I'm not on parole, I'm trying to get a job with the parole office. Shit pays 25k a year with full benefits and the interview went really well and this is honestly the best thing I can get with no college degree and practically no experience.

No.276134
>>276132
What's the job? I could use actual money if they hire around my area.

No.276139
Giving it some thought, having another person around is better than being alone, it's hard to have a job, study and tend to an entire house with pets while working on a portfolio, pitches, modeling, costuming and maintaining a social life. I just hope this lady is as nice as advertised, because I can not put up with this "creepy significant other" bullshit from my parents again. I'll also get to work on my Russian, maybe even learn how to read properly. A girl can dream.

Also, not having to live by the dog's clock I can pursue work as a movie extra

My brother wants to take the kitten with him when he moves. Git yer own shouldercat, I got dibs on this one.

No.276140
>>276134
Clerical assistant. From what I understand all you have to do is know how to work with computers, how to file shit away, and I may be tasked with dealing with the actual people who are on parole. But if the test to get on the waiting list is any indication, it's simple shit that any properly functioning adult should be able to do. So go for it.

No.276141
>>276140
Though be prepared for a long waiting period: I applied for this shit in person back at the start of May and I'm just not at the point where I should be hearing back about this any day now (last week was week 6 of the 6-10 week period I was told it would take). Fucking bureaucrats.

No.276142
I just got my knife kit! It's sharp and shiny. Time to slice and dice the fuck out of everything in my fridge.

>>276124
wait, how does a chick have babies?

No.276144
>>276141
That's not too horrible. I once applied for a job at a sports and hunting goods store and didn't get a call until half a year later, telling me to show up for an interview in 3 hours. I was an emotional mess at the time on top of it and it was the worst job interview ever.

Fun times.

No.276145
>>276041
What are you? Me? Do your stuff on time!

No.276146
  Oh boy, I forgot about my tiny paycheck. Hope my dad has extra work this week. Or next week even. Any week. Just give me money.

No.276147
>>276142

She's an adult hen. Typo. Really pretty, rare breed too. Light Sussex. The rooster is is an asshole though. He attacked me the other day, and I shielded myself with a bag of scratch, and his fucking talons ripped the bag wide open.

No.276149
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276149
Titties and beer

No.276156
>>276127

I can be contacted a myriad of ways! and by which i mean I leave email and im trails everywhere and I'm actually elated that you guys haven't taken advantage of me yet. I guess I'm not that rapeable?

No.276157
I have woken up with a terrible stomach ache, my alarm never went off and apparently I forgot to set the coffee machine.
Day's just started yaaaaay. Part of me just wants to ask my supervisor if it's okay if I shift my work schedule over by an hour, start at 8 instead of 7 since I'm usually there until 5 anyway, but the bigger part of me is too scared of him to do it.

>>276105
>ex mafia nicer than ex politician
Well if pop culture has taught me everyanything, it's that the mafia only hate who they hate and have honor and take care of their own, and politicians are robots.
So it makes perfect sense to me.

No.276160
Just had to throw out an unopened condom because the packet had split whilst in my wallet and I was reminded that I haven't had sex in quite a while.

And that was my only one. ;_;

No.276161
I have an infected wound. Should I punch a hole in it and let the pus ooze out or should I leave it like that and just try not to irritate it?

No.276162
>>276161

You should go to a doctor.

No.276163
>>276161
why not take it to some kind of doctor and get their advice

No.276164
Okay, no more buying delightfully dated UK war comic books, gotta save up for this year's local nerdy conventions.

Well, except for the latest releases.

No.276165
>>276161
I think you should schedule an appointment with a doc. Not an emergency room thing, though.
Hope you have insurance?

No.276166
I'm pretty sure I'd weird some people out if they came into my living room right now since I am blasting SHAME ON A NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN GAME ON A NIGGA on my stereo.
Derp.

No.276171
  this song is a masterpiece

No.276176
>>276171

That's like summer in musical form.
I love it.

No.276177
  >>276171
Now with Acapella!

No.276178
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276178
Lately, I've had this overwhelming urge to drop everything and start a psychobilly band.

No.276180
  I could get used to waking up at/before sunrise everyday. Especially if I had proper alarm music.

No.276181
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276181
>Family watching Fox News.

I will celebrate the day when the Tea Party consumes you and you finally become irrelevant. You're as much a grass roots movement as Audrey II was local flora.

No.276182
>>276181 whats audrey oh from that movie ok

No.276183
  >>276182
:3

No.276185
>Wife finally gave birth three days ago
>TWIN GIRLS
FUCK YES I SHALL BE THE BEST DADDY EVER

No.276186
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276186
>>276082
Askal stop using our fusion form to dance please.

>>276180
I've been to a drum circle meetup at sunrise. Worth it

No.276187
>>276185
Congratulations, dadnonymous.

No.276190
>>276185

Enjoy your two Yotsubas

(congrats!)

No.276191
>>276185
WHAT DID YOU NAME THEM =D

No.276193
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276193
The tail end of hurricane Earl finally landed here, so there's a huge wind/rain storm going on. Basement's flooded, lights are flickering, and the internet might go down any minute.
I fucking hate you, Earl.

No.276195
OH MY GOD. IT IS ALL DONE.

...WELL EVERYTHING THAT'S DUE TODAY ANYWAYS THERE'S STILL TOMORROW AND ALL BUT THAT WON'T BE TOO BAD.

;A; i am so happy

No.276196
>>276195
Go sleep or so help me I will fly down there and pinch that nerve in your neck and knock you out. >:|

No.276197
>>276161
if you don't have insurance don't bother with a doctor, heck I wouldn't go even if I had insurace.

Stick a flame-sterilized needle in it, let all the nasty flow out. Then keep rubbing alcohol/peroxide/iodine on it until it stops stinging (it's going to burn like fire but that's how you know it's working), and after that put on some salve and a bandaid.

>>276185
whoa, congratulations!

No.276198
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276198
>>276195

and so we celebrate, for the status quo is restored!

No.276199
my contact lense fell out.
It's kinda funny being half blind.

No.276200
is there a real nerve to knock someone out? I could use something like that. I did not manage to sleep last night

No.276201
>>276197
Wouldn't it be a Very Bad Thing to get rubbing alcohol into an infected wound?
I read up on isopropyl alcohol recently. Seems like hydrogen peroxide or iodine would be safer. Pain ain't shit, but poison ain't cool.

No.276202
Pro-tip: Dip the needle in alcohol before you flame it. Just be careful not to light the rest on fire, obviously.

And it would be pretty unlikely to get poisoned from rubbing alcohol in that way. Just be careful. Hydrogen peroxide and iodine can also be dangerous if used incorrectly. Everything can be.

(Be careful.)

No.276204
>>276201
If it's dangerous it hasn't killed me yet.

Peroxide is awesome, but it also leads to scars, and iodine's staining properties bother me on an obsessive-compulsive level, so it's just my go-to disinfectant.

No.276205
>This girl that I like has started hitting on me and implying that she wants to take me home.
>I'm a virgin in college.
>I'm also uncircumcised.
>I don't know how to manscape.

Oh man sex is going to be terrible.

No.276206
>>276205
bro

i believe in you

No.276207
>>276205

why would any of those things make it terrible?

No.276208
>>276207
Would you prefer it if I had said 'traumatically awkward?'

No.276209
  >>276205
Just keep this in mind and you'll probably not totally emasculate yourself. For more basic information, go back and see Professors Rin and Saber.

No.276210
>>276185
Congrats!

And names dammit! Names!

No.276211
I had a dream that Ray Romano died

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!

No.276212
>>276211
His show was terrible and you wanted it to lead to it's logical conclusion.

No.276213
>>276211

hopefully its a prophecy

No.276214
>>276205
You're probably more concerned about those details than she is. Just relax dude, you can do this. We believe in you!

No.276216
>>276208

why would it be traumatically awkward?

sex isnt a big deal. none of those things will make a difference.

No.276217
>>276185
DON'T FUCK IT UP!

No.276220
>>276211
It's a mission from God that you must fulfill.
>>276185
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>276205
I ask that you to go back to every other thread we've had on this topic for the last month for further advice. You'll be fine.

No.276221
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276221
I wish gangs looked like this in real life.

No.276225
>>276217
>implying his wife being on top will make a difference

>>276221
I heard they do in San Francisco.

No.276226
>>276225
I think you're confusing San Francisco with an episode of Arrested Development.

No.276227
Why do my cuts heal faster than my bruises? The scrapes are gone without a red mark before the bruises have even went yellow.

No.276228
My kitten is holding my face hostage in order to lick it. She has her paw on my arm holding it still and bites my face if I try to move it.

Whyyyyyyyy

it's so scratchy.

No.276229
>>276228
Why?

Because it's fucking adorable.

No.276232
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276232
>>276226
I'm not confused. You're confused.

No.276245
>>276232
>that image
no one believed me when i said i had a black friend. NOW YOU ALL KNOW

No.276254
>>276245
I dunno, it's awfully blurry. You probably just made that guy in Photoshop.

No.276255
>>276228
:3

No.276264
I found canned snails in the seafood section today.

Hmmm...

No.276266
I've spent the past two hours listening to Johnny Cash, Tom Waits and Captain Beefheart. My ears are happy.

No.276272
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276272
>>276264
BUY THEM

then post pics and a detailed report of the dining experience

No.276275
>>276185
EEEEEEE CONGRATS

My dresser drawers have completely broke and I have no where to put my clothes anymore. I have run out of hangers. I have to go to the store tomorrow to buy more, and some temporary storage space.
I have so many clothes how did this happen.

No.276280
I should talk to my NCO about seeing a counselor or therapist (fuck the chaplin, last time I did that he prayed for me and nothing more.) My emotions have always been a roller-coaster ride, but recently the ups have been more or less the same while the downs have taken violent drops into hell.

If I don't seek help and my life continues as is, I probably will attempt suicide before Christmas.

But I don't like bothering people...

No.276284
>>276185
How did I miss this.

That's awesome. YOU'RE A DADDY. :3

>>276272
Might do this on my next grocery run. They're only $3, and I fucking love escargot.

No.276291
THANKS FOR THE COOKIES, DOOM! Postal folks seem to have abused the box a bit, but the cookies are no less delicious. And the doodles and stuff have made me feel all warm and fuzzy.

No.276293
  Hey plus4, bitches better make this a night to remember.

Yes I did want an excuse to post this, what of it.

No.276301
>>276293
>third time it's been posted on plus4chan in the last two days.

party on party people!

No.276302
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276302
>>276291
>not mfw

No.276309
>>276210
>>276191
Henriette and Sophie. They're so tiny and cute and oh god they make me afraid my horrible huge ham hands will squish them ;_;

No.276313
>>276302
Haha, awesome!

No.276315
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276315
>>276302

No.276316
>>276275
My extended family donated a dresser to me. It has no rollers/rails and there's just holes where knobs should go.
...
Really it's just easier to keep them in a pile in the closet. :(

No.276318
>>276309
Good names.

No.276319
>>276309

I would post a happy Yotsuba reaction image but this isn't my computer so

:D

No.276320
Why does my cat puke everywhere.

No.276322
>>276316
Damn, bro. You could probably find a better dresser than that for 20bux at Goodwill, or even lying on a street corner somewhere.

No.276324
>>276320
That's a stupid thing to say and you should feel bad for it. It's cat. They're eternally in a state of puking on things. It's what they do.

No.276325
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276325
>>276324
I am ashamed.

No.276327
>>276322
I've been nagging. I don't have a vehicle or a drivers license, and the rest of the family don't really care.

It's just another thing to put on the 'buy when I have money and a car' list.

No.276335
>>276327
God damn man, be more proactive. I mean, you can steal milk crates from the back of a convenience store and build a freaking dresser.

No.276336
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276336
>>276327
>>I don't have a vehicle or a drivers license

Ram, get a school bus license.
Because I totally know a place where they sell buses for around 3 thousand dollars.

No.276337
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276337
>>276291

You are going to be overloaded with cookies.

>>276302

omg~

>>276309

Aww. :3

No.276338
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276338
>>276205
"I like you but I'm nervous because of my foreskin :("

Make sure to use the frowny face, chicks can't resist the frowny face.

No.276339
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276339
>>276336
And we can pick up our kind of girls.

No.276340
>>276309
Just remember pal, these two tiny creatures are completely and utterly dependent. A single fuck up on your part could see them dead or screwed for life.

No pressure though.

No.276341
I... I think my boobs grew, Like, noticeably.

w-what?

I think I need to go to the doctor, they feel kinda tender and the right one just outright feels weird/hurts. Either there is something wrong or I've just had a hormonal shift and ovulating. Better safe than sorry :I

I see much medical groping in my future. I can ask about therapists while I'm there.

No.276342
  Late Tunesday song. I am so goddamn tired, but have course readings and columns to plan. I really want my Das Keyboard to get here.

No.276344
  >>276336
Fer serious. When the problems you have now are the same problems you've been complaining about for the past like, three years, I have to wonder what you're doing about the situation besides complaining about how helpless you are.

No.276350
>>276344
He's not a person who takes risks. They're the most helpless of all.

No.276357
>>276344

what a perfect choice of video

No.276358
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276358
Sounds like someone needs to just go and pull on it.

No.276360
>>276185
I don't know who you are, but congrats!

NAME THEM SPIDER AND BEA.

No.276364
Things are pretty super lately but for some reason I am getting a whole lot of "Miley why aren't you in a relationship you are a super great guy and you deserve it." Just outta damn nowhere. Baww.

In other news: debating shaving off the beard and buzzing my hair. Yay or nay?

No.276366
>>276364
Buzz hair, keep beard. Groom beard to MAXIMUM.
Then you will be Justin 2.0

No.276367
>>276364
Bald everything.

How's the veggie stuff going? I'm thinking about trying it out for myself, if only for a few weeks. Any tips?

No.276368
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276368
>>276367
>Smith
>No meat

No.276372
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276372
>>276367

No.276373
>>276368
If anything it'd be just straight up nutrients-based diet, (hopefully) making me leaner and meaner.

>>276372
Hey, you don't control me I could use it.

No.276374
>>276367
Is going well. Three weeks in and I'm actually enjoying it for the most part. Feel healthier and apparently I look thinner but I haven't been really measuring anything. My ass is definitely slimmer.

Only tips I've got are eat some nuts for protein and deliciousness, subway veggie subs are surprisingly good, and stay hydrated. I dunno if the hydration has anything to do with the vegetarianism or more to do with how much I'm drinking, but dehydration is not fun either way.

No.276375
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276375
>work at new internship
>after-school program for underprivileged kids in horrible neighborhood
>kids are generally great, except one girl who refuses to do homework, gets up and turns on appliances in room, doesn't talk to people, has obsessive behaviors, is referred to as 'slow' by her grandmother
>get annoyed but just deal with it
>find out later she was exposed to lead as a baby and that's why she's so messed up

No.276377
>>276375
Kind of slow, eh? Tell her to get the lead out.

No.276378
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276378
>>276377

No.276383
I have accumulated 4 dozen condoms in my visits to womens clinics in the last few months, and I have nothing to do with them. I wish they would stop insisting I take them...

No.276384
So basically, my Power, Change and Technology class is trying to drill it in my head that men obviously are trying to make women unwelcome in the technological world by doing things like making knobs on machinery high on the machine, or heavy to turn.

This is similar to an argument presented last week, where an architect who made a tunnel too short for public transit to drive through obviously hates poor people, and does not want their buses to come into that area of town.

I'm getting confused, as this is making me think of everything that I do as possibly sexist and demeaning to women. Is there no area that women will assume that men are intrinsically biased against them? If judges picks a man for a book award instead of a woman, why do articles complain about the lack of women winners when the award is given out on the basis of the merit of their work?

No.276388
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276388
>>276384
Pfft. Women writing.

No.276390
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276390
Today at culinary school I was named the Official Dishwashing Captain of my class. I am the dishwasher machine, and those Kenmore bitches ain't shit.

also im addicted to tags help

No.276391
>>276384

:I

that architect is just not very good at his job.

Women are constantly screwed over in ways that most people don't even think about, everyday, simply because it's so deeply ingrained in our society. Women have been treated worse than men for millennia, into pre-history, entire cultures have risen and fallen with this status quo.

Awards are usually given out by panels, those panels are usually made up by men, there is a social inclination to interpret the work of a women differently than that of a man that could also affect their ruling, simply knowing the author's name. Awards aren't arbitrary, especially when it comes to the arts where the emphasis lies on personal interpretation, and the people interpreting it are shaped by society and open to bias and flaw as much as any other person.

It's kind of brash to assume every woman thinks they are being treated poorly simply because she is a woman, that makes it sound like girls are just paranoid feminazis who hate the dick. Unless it is pretty much expressly stated that a woman is being persecuted over her sex, a woman assuming such a thing is simply playing the victim and not helping feminism along in the slightest.

Simple test for fellas wondering if they are being unwittingly sexist. Ask yourself "am I treating this person differently than I would a man in the same position?" if the answer is yes, then congratulations, you are a product of our culture, feel free to examine yourself and your motivations to see if you would like to continue as you are or try your hand at equality, though even then you won't satisfy every woman, as some women are just after equity. I doubt that there will actually be a time where women and men are treated exactly the same, that would mean abolishing gender entirely and overturning thousands of years of social evolution, as well as basic human urges. the best we can hope for right now is people stopping to consider the state of gender affairs today and decide for themselves how to act, whether to continue on as always or start treating every chick like a bro or some happy medium.

Really, most women could benefit from this kind of soul searching as well. Then again, the kinds of women who call themselves feminists and hate on men often hate on other women just as much if not more, just in different ways, so I guess thats equal.

People are human beings first, and should treated as such. Everything else is secondary. Quite frankly I find culture clash much more jarring.

/pointless rant

No.276393
>>276391

excuse poor literacy. I am too tired to proof read this shit.

tl;dr: People are all the same in their humanity, but wildly different in personality, and it should be that they are judged based on that personality rather than any outside pretense.

No.276396
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276396
>>276391
>>276384

No.276397
>>276335
Because the floor is economical and my closet is rather large.

>proactive
Well, let me put it this way, Squid. I take care of my teeth. I brush. I floss. I don't drink soda. I don't eat acidic food. I get my vitamins. I don't drink or smoke. I don't eat candy. I use Act mouthwash. I chew only dentist recommended gum. I also apparently have eight gaping cavities now and currently no dental insurance.

How your teeth doin'?

No.276399
>>276397
Damn, Rametarin...that was quite a mouthful.

No.276400
>>276399
Life just busts my chops, man.

No.276402
>>276397

what the flying dick eagles has your disgusting hillbilly teeth got to do with you being a lazy ass motherfucker who has been whining about the same shit for years and done nothing?

No.276403
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276403
>>276402

No.276410
Oh man, so much to do, so little time!
You guys, I'll be in Denmark next week, if anyone's there, drop by Århus and say hi.

No.276414
>>276384
Example:
I work in an extremely male business and right now I'm the only girl in my department. But I'm also the youngest, the only single one, the only non-heterosexual one, the only one without a mortgage, the only one who doesn't care about the technical hardware aspects about computers and the only one who likes Lady Gaga. And I'm the newest to the department.
So I have no idea if my boss is a douche to me because I'm a lady or because there's simply so much different about me that I'm unrelatable to him, a straight, white, late-30's dude with a wife and kids, and that's what causes him to treat me differently.

Sexual discrimination is completely unprovable unless it's obvious. Otherwise it's more likely a subconscious reaction due to the fact that we find it hard to relate to people who are different. Men subconsciously put the knobs at their height because it's what they're used to and unless someone points it out, they just don't even realise to consider other options. And that architect likely doesn't hate poor people, he just doesn't take the bus, maybe doesn't really know anyone who relies on it, so he forgets about the bus because it's not a constant in his life.
ACTUAL discrimination is things like 'women aren't welcome in technology because everyone knows they're shit at computers'. There's a difference because ignorance and bias.

No.276416
My cat and dog are sleeping together.
This is a sign of the endtimes.

No.276417
You know when something happens and all the wrongs in your life suddenly seem corrected, and you are convinced you can live the rest of your life happily, securely, with no regrets because this thing that has happened is just so awesome.

It's really shit when that isn't the case.

No.276425
Only seven o' clock and I've already said the most awkward thing possible.

"How are you going to tell me to come on, then start walking the other way? I was already more come'd on than you!"

I really deserved to get laughed at for saying that, especially to my mother.

No.276428
File: 128516211989.jpg-(34.77KB, 517x373, facepalm.jpg)
276428
>>276425

No.276431
Woke up with symptoms of a cold, and I'll probably could fall asleep at work due the tablets I took. Damn.

No.276432
>>276397
Gee man, I'm sorry your terrible teeth are preventing you from doing anything with your life. I'm sure if you feel sorry for yourself hard enough the universe will drop a car and a house and fat stacks of cash and a pile of beautiful ladies on your lap as an apology. (better brace for it, I hear houses are heavy)

No.276433
>>276185
Enjoy your lifetime of suffering.

No.276434
Mornings are an unfamiliar and terrifying phenomenon for me.

No.276435
File: 128516463175.png-(39.92KB, 150x150, voodoooo1.png)
276435
FFFFFUUUUUUU
The power's been out since 3:30 yesterday afternoon. I have my modem hooked up to a generator now, but I still don't have any running hot water, and neither does anyone else within walking distance. I only have around two hours left on my laptop's battery. This is a pile of shit.

No.276436
I like how the FAQ in the hiring section of this company's website is completely empty.

No.276444
File: 128516665972.jpg-(50.38KB, 380x374, ist2_1457667-confusion-1.jpg)
276444
Guys. Seriously guys.

I'm freaking out here.

An attractive girl at my college just told me that she's a swinger in an open relationship and that she wants to have emotionless sex with me.

What do I do?

No.276445
>>276444
Are you kidding me? This is really a question you need to ask?

No.276446
File: 12851668179.jpg-(30.73KB, 392x341, Scared_out_of_my_mind.jpg)
276446
>>276445
... YES.

No.276447
>>276444
Hit it like the fist of the north star.

No.276448
>>276444
You will need to snort human horn.

No.276452
>>276444

No. You are not an object.

No.276454
File: 128516729419.jpg-(41.47KB, 640x480, army-friends-standing-next-to-each-other.jpg)
276454
>>276444
Use your own caution, but personally I wouldn't, I'm super emotional, I get attached to people I meet at bus stops, so emotionless sex is just not something I could do especially since I want my first time to be special, plus being a swinger it's entirely possible she has an STD.

But that's just me, whatever your choice I wish you well.

No.276455
File: 12851673176.gif-(46.30KB, 305x351, Nervous.gif)
276455
The problem is that I've barely ever been in a relationship before.

My longest lasting girlfriend left me a week and two days after meeting me in person.

I will be the coldest, wettest, most fishy fish ever and oh man oh man oh man.

No.276458
>>276444
These decisions are best made while horribly, horribly drunk.

No.276460
File: 128516762056.jpg-(63.03KB, 389x352, frustrated.jpg)
276460
>>276458
I don't even drink!

I am completely unqualified to deal with this sort of situation!

No.276461
Oh my GOD will everyone just collectively stop listening to K'naan now? He was pretty okay but since the Waving Flag incident he's taken a turn for the insufferable.

His latest track isn't even a good song

No.276464
>>276460

Dude, I'm not sure you understand how swinging and emotionless sex works.

You have some fun, and go on as if nothing happened.

I you're just not ready for that kind of non-commitment (it exists) then don't go for it.

If you do want to, you should sit down and talk to her about the situation, if you're really freaked out and nervous going into it no one will have any fun and then the whole point would be moot.

No.276466
Boy, trying to comfort my drunken mother sure is fun.

Oh wait, it's that other thing, what's it called again?

Oh yeah, horrible.

No.276476
>sleep until noon

Oh boy I've missed this. Stupid school and work and being an adult.

No.276477
File: 128517129682.jpg-(29.42KB, 366x440, 87.jpg)
276477
>friends keep gushing about how we'll always be bffs and how we'll keep in touch every day when we split for uni with pinky promises and everything
>go along with non-commital 'mmm's and vague head-nodding
>they don't seem to be quite catching on to the huge 'husband locked in a stiffling and stale relationship' levels of resentment I feel towards them and my latent intention to sever all non-blood relationships as soon as my bags are packed and I'm out of this hole

No.276479
>>276466
oh, man, welcome to my childhood. I feel for you dude.

I got a job interview with Burlington! And I do believe I've got a darn good chance of getting this job.

No.276480
>>276417
CL, nothing makes you a naïve innocent child again. Your job as a young adult is to be wise, not sheltered, and strong, not ignorant. Both satisfaction and happiness come and go and more often then not you're the one that will have to find them. You're still young but at least you've already had your heart broken in.

No.276481
>>276480
Well, maybe not be wise. You just need to start being proactive. Wisdom will come with experience.

No.276489
>>276479

Sister

Also, congrats! YOUCANDOIT

No.276492
  42 SECOND STOP MOTION ANI. DONE IN 2 HOURS. BEHOLD, I AM FINALLY MAKING MOVING PICTURES.

AND THEY SORT OF SUCK, BUT, AGAIN, I DID IT IN 2 AND A HALF HOURS.

No.276493
File: 128517530473.gif-(343.51KB, 180x100, You'reAwesome.gif)
276493
>>276492

No.276495
>>276403

think about it? youre right. I forget being a useless self important cunt is your thing.

No.276497
>>276432
The point is that being proactive isn't enough for some people. I specifically asked how your teeth were doing because if mine are getting fucked up, despite all the attention and proper care given, logically yours must be a mess, right? If lack of trying was all that was holding me back, I wouldn't be where I am. It's not that simple, even if it worked out that way for you. Shit happens, summarized in two words. Some more to others, some less.

It's not just one thing that's like this, it's most things I set off to do. Inevitable. Always plan for the thing you're doing eventually blowing up in your face and costing you more than the benefit you would've gotten out of it. Because odds are, it will. And has. And added shit like malignant tumors, destroyed wells and family crisis on the list of expenses to deal with in the interim. I take the risks I can afford, but there aren't many, and then unforeseen bullshit blasts it all to hell. Back to square one.

I don't expect houses. Or cars. Or money. Or girls. Never have. I don't even expect to baw in /baw/ without condescension. And possible banning, depending who I reply to and how I word it. It would be nice to expect something good to come from the things I put effort into, but that just doesn't seem to be in the cards very often.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
No.276498
File: 128517778377.png-(120.81KB, 583x180, EverythingWillBeOkay.png)
276498
>Girlfriend texts me that she can't spend time with me today
>This has happened quite often in the past few weeks
>Pessimism emerges.
>Start to think that it's beyond a super-busy schedule
>Start to think that maybe she's trying to avoid me
>Get random text from her later: "I love you! <3"
>What was I worried about?

No.276500
File: 128517808018.jpg-(29.62KB, 400x320, Freaking-Out.jpg)
276500
>>276460
I just got back from class.

She sits at another table like three feet away.

Aaah I want to say yes but there are so many things that I should take into consideration aaah.

No.276501
>>276497
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

i warned you about bawing on baw
i told you dog

i told you man
i TOLD you about not responding in a respectful way to a more popular namefag who belittles your problems with snarky bullshit

No.276502
File: 128517827980.jpg-(96.26KB, 368x716, 1283448475479.jpg)
276502
I wish I didn't get so discouraged and jealous when I find out a female cartoonist I like is also very pretty

No.276503
>>276492

DANG

All that in only 2 1/2 hours? That owns.

Hey are any artsy/non-arsty people doing 24 hour comics day? http://www.24hourcomicsday.com/ I'd like to see what people come up with!

No.276504
i wish i didnt get so ronery when i find out a cartoonist i like is female

No.276505
File: 128517840463.jpg-(62.44KB, 500x800, dw4-sun-shang-xiang2.jpg)
276505
>>276497
"ENEMY OFFICER DEFEATED!"

No.276506
>>276503 god dammit bea you just had to go and stick your post between mine and maggiekarps didnt you

why are you so terrible

No.276507
>>276492

Hey, not bad! Just... please try to secure the camera next time, the jumpiness is a bit distracting.

No.276508
>>276506

heheheheh now you look like a creeper

No.276509
>>276504
Why are you saying this seemingly out of nowhere you creeper

No.276511
File: 128517929929.jpg-(73.30KB, 306x792, Thor - The Mighty Avenger 04 (2010) (Minutemen-Haw.jpg)
276511
>go on Craigslist
>find a number of potential (but unpaid) gigs
>something Mad Max: Fury Road related?

No.276512
>Dad playing with kitten
>Dad baby talking with kitten
>Kitten viciously biting him
>Dad in obvious pain
>Dad keeps baby talking with kitten despite this
>Oh Dad

He just loves tiny cute anything so much.

No.276513
File: 128517961282.jpg-(24.31KB, 400x298, creeper.jpg)
276513
>>276508
>>276509
fuk u

No.276514
>>276503
I do it every year.
I usually don't finish it though. haw haw

No.276515
>“hey, welcome back!! i missed you! so much has happened while you were gone, i can't even begin to say. but what matters is you're here now, right? i'll tell you as we go along! the others are dying to see you, i swear... come on already, let's GO!”

This got posted over at the Homestuck Thread. A lot of people recognised this quote, but no one could remember just were it was from. Someone here know?

>>276512
Cats have that effect on people. I got bitten by a cat once, my first thought was how adorably small needle like the teeth were. My second thought was "ow".

No.276516
File: 128518035360.jpg-(28.28KB, 279x263, Thor - The Mighty Avenger 04 (2010) (Minutemen-Haw.jpg)
276516
>>276511

Oh fuck what am I doing I need good pictures of me now fffffffffff

No.276517
File: 128518094012.png-(232.20KB, 610x392, Picture 7.png)
276517
>>276515
Ahaha, man I remember this one time a guy I knew got flesh eating disease from a cat bite. Good Times.

>>276501
>If you are unhappy you should work to improve your quality of life instead of endlessly complaining about it
>Rawr rawr, no'un un'nerstans you, she-bear.

No.276519
>>276517
>that fucking simpsons reference
you're awesome.

No.276521
>>276514

We should post them even if they are spectacular failures. I'm going to try it.

No.276522
>>276517
>lol get over it pussy put some WORK in
>but i do try
>banned for typing too much and showing human emotion

No.276523
>>276522

guys been whining about the exact same shit for years. there is no trying.

No.276524
>>276507
D: I had it on a tripod, but the camera was like right over my shoulder, so everytime I moved, I'd bump into it. And i had to move a lot because I was sitting cross legged and my feet kept falling asleep...

No.276525
File: 128518190684.jpg-(21.54KB, 219x245, Thor - The Mighty Avenger 04 (2010) (Minutemen-Haw.jpg)
276525
>>276522
>Repeat ad nauseum.

Understand that at least this way some part of this vicious cycle has now stopped.

No.276526
File: 128518198059.jpg-(5.98KB, 251x251, 125641263075.jpg)
276526
>>276501
Yeah, you should always know better than to bitch on the internet.

Boy I really should see a therapist someday.

No.276527
>>276523
>guys been whining about the exact same shit for years. there is no trying.

theres such a thing as trying and failing

No.276530
>>276527

and then theres complaining about how hard life is while you sit around on the internet making excuses.

i have no sympathy for your ilk of pathetic wasters

No.276531
>>276530
>i have no sympathy for your ilk of pathetic wasters

yeah, i guess thats expecting a little much from the likes of you

No.276532
>>276531

im ok with this

No.276534
>Make frustrated post on dA about how hard it is to get into comics for manga fans who WANT to read western stuff but are intimidated, thus degrading the popularity of comics in casual and young readers.
>Manga fans respond gratefully for voicing their concerns.
>Write primer and invite them to ask questions and some recommendations
>feelsgoodman

It's pretty much my life goal to make as many as people as possible to enjoy comics.

No.276537
>>276534
...Link? Please? I have desperately wanted to read Green Lantern for a while now so I don't feel like such a poser for thinking the Green Lantern is fucking awesome (and a bunch of other stuff, but mainly Green Lantern) and I have no idea where to start. .___.

No.276541
File: 128518303889.gif-(93.67KB, 600x404, 1285087574266.gif)
276541
Uguuuu

No.276546
>>276537

Rebirth and Recharge, thats where Gal and I started, anyway. My brother is the bigger GL fan so I'll ask him tonight and get back to you, unless another /co/mrade feels like stepping up and helping a sister out.

No.276551
>>276546
Secret Origins isn't bad either. New origin story and all that.

No.276553
File: 128518368097.jpg-(25.63KB, 367x405, lol-wut-dog.jpg)
276553
>Little Latino fella calls a giant Asian lass "Mah Chinka senorita."
>Then jumps in her arms and they take off to catch the bus.

It was bizarrely cute.

No.276554
>>276522
I'm not seeing "but i do try" happening here so much as "here are the same excuses for why I can't try that I've been going over for the past several years". I don't have a lot of sympathy for people who are going to act like victims over something as small as obtaining a dresser.

No.276556
File: 128518391752.jpg-(43.06KB, 256x375, greenlantern32.jpg)
276556
>>276537
The recent Green Lantern Secret Origins, then Rebirth and read on!

No.276558
>>276185HOW DID I MISS THIS OH MY GOD SO MANY BLESSINGS I WISH YOU

No.276562
File: 128518483672.jpg-(54.37KB, 295x456, Thor+Giant-Sized+1+-+volstagg1.jpg)
276562
>another scam

No.276577
I wish I was wiser.
Not general wiser, Mr Miyagi wiser. That'd be so cool.

No.276579
>>276577
You can be wiser.
It just requires effort.

No.276580
>>276562
Why do you even bother with Craigslist?

No.276584
I didn't even know people used craigslist for anything but crazy sex.

No.276585
>>276580

I don't/won't anymore, but sometimes I needed something to go through after combing through mandy.com

No.276586
Apparently I can't smell stink bugs.

But other people constantly comment on my ridiculously keen sense of smell.

How.

No.276589
>>276522
One of the perks of posting anonymously on this board is that I can vent about the same problem repeatedly, and not even get acknowledged most of the time. It's kind of freeing.

No.276597
File: 128518943052.jpg-(36.61KB, 335x311, 1227825839611.jpg)
276597
>Order DSL but it's not working despite getting confirmation several times that it's on the line.
>Gotta wait until Monday to get someone out here
>Another week having to use mobile connection.

I was going to download so much porn tonight...

No.276602
File: 128519029048.jpg-(107.27KB, 738x553, woods.jpg)
276602
>>276521
Let's do it dog.

Pictured: One time I drew an autobiographical comic in the woods.

No.276606
>>276512
Wait, your dad the stern mafiaso?

oh god, cats can melt anyone's heart.

No.276607
>>276530
So, I take it that Mayekoi is the nex---eh, actually nevermind. I already know the answer to that one.

Though, I will agree with not very often seeing the "I do try".

No.276608
Posting on +4 from my phone? How novel!

No.276609
I just learned that I am completely uninsured. From a third party, mind you. And have been so for over a month. ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME!?

No.276610
  PS. Yay kittens!

No.276618
Wow.

Being two weeks ahead of my homework feels GOOD.

No.276638
File: 128519473483.jpg-(101.45KB, 900x600, 126466269698.jpg)
276638
>parents upgrade our connection to 35 mbps.

Suddenly I feel unmotivated in finding that second job.

No.276641
My sister's birthday is in a few weeks and I have no idea what to get her.

No.276643
>>276638
Things girls love:
1. Chocolate.
2. Perfume.
3. Stuffed cephalopods.

Pick one.

No.276648
>>276643
Last year I got her a katana-shaped letter opener on a little stand (birthday) and a Hatsune Miku plush (Christmas). She got me an MP3 player (combined birthday+Christmas, since they're just days apart.) She's not the kind to wear perfume, I'm not sure how much she likes chocolate, and I got her something stuffed last year so I need something different.

No.276649
>>276648
Is she really into coffee or tea? Maybe incense? Lots of neat gift options there.

No.276650
>>276648
Cool lies, bro.

No.276651
>>276649
Negative on all three, I'm afraid. She's kinda hard to shop for- her main passion is art, and the thing she wants most is a new drawing tablet, but those things are hella expensive.

>>276650
You're right, I'm lying. I actually got her a pony.

No.276652
>>276651
A DECORATIVE BOWL, PERHAPS? ONE THAT IS NOT ONLY PRETTY BUT MIGHT HOLD ODDS AND ENDS THAT AN ARTIST MIGHT ACCUMULATE?

You're killing me, here. Or your sister is. I'm running out of girly shit.

No.276653
>BUDGET CUTS HAVE FORCED THE TEMPORARY ELIMINATION OF THURSDAYS
GOD DAMMIT DALLAS

>>276651
Get one of those chalkboard piggy banks from Target and label it "DRAWING TABLET FUND" and put 10 bucks in it

No.276654
>>276652
Might be a good idea. Either way, thanks for the input.

No.276669
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

No.276670
File: 128519911691.jpg-(172.70KB, 425x282, sweat.jpg)
276670
Guys. She's offering blowjobs.

Please advise.

No.276673
  >>276670

If she just wants to suck your cock, go for it and be really over-the-top manly.
If she offers sex - remember, you are not an object.

Also, guys.
This song.
This holy-mother-of-God song.

No.276675
>>276670
Just fuck her and stop telling us about it.

>>276185
:3

No.276678
Met dad's girlfriend.

everythingwentbetterthanexpected

We had so much sushi, you don't even know. guh.

>>276607

....yeeaaaah I do do an exorbitant amount of whining, though usually it's a sideways method of asking for help. The whining I do on here and the responses I get from people really encourage me to directly ask for help from those I know. I need validation in whatever I'm feeling just so I know I'm not going to embarrass myself when I voice my concerns to others. This is what happens when your family had a tendency to laugh in your face when you tell them you're upset. But there I go rationalizing things again HERP DERP.

Also I spoiler that shit so people who don't care to listen to my venting can ignore it.

No.276679
>>276673

I must be on my sixth listen in a row.

Also, wrote "WARNING. BANANA" on a banana and put it in the shower just to fuck with my dad in the morning, and I've just had my very confused brother come to my door asking why it's there, and all I told him was "Careful. Don't touch it. It's got a warning on it."
It's working already.

No.276681
File: 128520175736.jpg-(58.74KB, 656x540, piglube.jpg)
276681
>>276670
Lightly dust your penis with the Maruchan ramen flavor packet of your choice

No.276683
>>276654

Get her a sweet ducti bag. They're around $50, highly original (we arty types love that shit) and last for years.

My bro got me one years ago and I still use it and get compliments all the time. I have the Police Line but it also comes in DANGER and HIGH VOLTAGE as well as bags made of wind sails and duct tape; http://www.ducti.com/products.asp?cat=12

Websites to check out;

http://www.neatoshop.com/
-various neat trinkets
http://www.modcloth.com/store/ModCloth/Gifts/Gifts+for+Her
-cool fashionable gifts for any girl
http://www.patchtogether.com/store/sortby-order
-Community submitted, small run statues and figures, if she likes someone on dA who has product on there it might be a cool gift, and there are some neat designs too.

No.276684
>>276681
...What...the hell?

No.276686
>>276683
>modcloth
DAMMIT MAYA I HAVE NO MONEY

No.276687
>>276686
>modcloth? why does that sound fa-
>http://www.modcloth.com/store/ModCloth/Womens/Dresses/Under+50/Soda+Fountain+Dress+in+Grape
>oh it's that stupid dress I want

DAMMIT MAYA I HAVE NO MONEY.

No.276688
>>276683
Thanks for the links, they're pretty neat. I don't think I'm going to get her a bag, though... those bags are nine shades of kick-ass, but she's got like four other bags she doesn't really have much use for, as she doesn't get out of the house much aside from college. I'm considering just getting her a game- she's only got like 4 games for her PS3 (Assassin's Creed 2, Heavy Rain, Final Fantasy XIII and Dragon Age) and keeps saying she wants more.

No.276689
>>276686
>>276687

I KNOW SHUT UP MY WISHLIST KEEPS GROWING

I need a jerb to support this fashion crap.

It doesn't help that two of my best friends are a fashion major and a photography major who wants to go into fashion and all we talk about is fashion week and shopping and ffffffffff

Did you see the latest Paul Smith my god unf

No.276691
also alternafashion is pretty pimp

http://clockworkcouture.com/
http://tacticalcorsets.com/

I would like to one day afford a real corset, so very much.

No.276692
>>276691
>steampunk clothing
Y u do dis
Now I will be poor forever
>Gentleman's clothing, page 2
Oh hey, I have that ring. Shame it's all scratched and tarnished and too big for me.

No.276693
>>276691
I have a friend who for a while was really enthralled with owning a tactical corset. I don't understand how something like that would even be useful outside of cosplays and embarrassing bedroom fantasies. Is it some sort of nerd girl thing or what?

No.276694
>>276693
Maybe she WANTED it for cosplay or awesome bedroom fantasies.

No.276698
>>276693
The pouches make that look pretty perfect for goth clubbing. Dance without worrying about your purse.

No.276699
>>276693

DRESS LIKE AN ASSHOLE
-advicekoi-
CALL IT HIGH FASHION

No.276702
>>276689
I'm not even into fashion, I just wear jeans and shirts if I have to go outside, but... goddamn those dresses are so pretty.

No.276705
File: 128520664834.jpg-(297.36KB, 650x869, 2010-07-12.jpg)
276705
Coela my friends and I were sharing webcomics today.

One of them saw this particular page and made me promise to ask who or what he must face in battle to win your hand.

No.276706
>>276691
I am definitely going to be shopping for a corset at the clothing show this weekend, a few places that do 'em in Toronto will be there. It will be my celebration of another month and a half of contract.

No.276707
>>276706
The thought of you in a corset does odd things to my tummy.

No.276708
>>276705
Maybe engage in hand-to-hand combat with a viking.

No.276710
>>276707
I apologize that the idea is that nauseating.

No.276711
Hey manager I think I'm gonna quit as sooon as I get a new job.
>no Miley don't quit you're the only fucking competent worker we have.
Aww that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. Can I get a raise/promotion?
>nope they eliminated raises this year.
Yay job hunting again!

Also my roommate has encouraged me to turn in an application at BK with nothing filled out except for "devilishly handsome." I think it is a good plan.

No.276712
>>276711
>manager begging you not to leave because you are THE BEST AT WHAT YOU DO
>no incentive not to

Memories~

No.276713
>276708
I get it.
>fry.jpg

No.276716
File: 12852083076.jpg-(528.11KB, 600x900, starbucks_tumbler_04.jpg)
276716
>>276652
Reminds me of these. I got one a few years ago. If she ever were to drink hot drinks she could design it herself.

>>276679
Inspirational...
Let me get back to you in a few days...

>>276708
>Doom

No.276718
>>276711
>Get new job
>Friends try to get me to quit old job
>New job didn't start for several weeks
>so glad I didn't quit old job



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