I AM HAVING A SUPER AWESOME DAY AND I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE ONE AS WELL!
Oh my heaven's I am starting to look like Grizzly Fucking Adams, I need to shave. Why on earth did I leave my razor at home?
>>274413Use your heat vision.
>>274415And that's how I set my face on fire.
I have said this already, but today was the best day ever. Trapeze lessons as a date with identical twins. >BEST> DAY>EVER
I used all my super awesome days for the summer. I look forward to celebrating iffy days until the end of the month.
Well, I checked again on that choice of the Toxic Avenger.Turns out I'd only be able to talk about the broadway play, of which I've never seen, instead of the Troma movies.Yeah, I'm cool with Stanislavski now.
I think me and Samnee have of those "ur so amazing" "NO U R" "NO U" things Kelly talks aboutExcept, he is actually the amazing one.either way-glee-
Just because I feel like it.
Guess who just got a Vallone Merit Scholarship, and is spending it on a new PC?
>>274430
I can only stand Akon with Kardinal Offishall acting as buffer.In somewhat related news, I like Nicki Minaj, she's fun, not afraid to get silly and enough booty to last for days. DAYS.
>Stressed as fuck>Just want a day to myself>Everyone keeps taking up all my free days.Quit making me be sociable, I am getting nothing done!
>Can't do math anymore because brain is full of fuck>pass out for an hour>wake up and look at numbers>realize i was doing it right... and that the numbers are the ones that are full of fuck
>visit my best bro who is still in college >free parking I usually use is full up due to some dumb sporting event >forced to pay $9 for 3 hours for a spot >later: oh shit bro my meter expires in 5 minutes let's go! >leave the dorm, walk for those 5 minutes >see my car, see that nobody is around it >let's chit chat another 5 >get in my car >notice a parking ticket >look at the time >it was written for the exact minute I was going to pull out So this fucking university has the resources to hire psychic meter maids but not a few patrol officers to prevent the string of rapes, armed robberies, and burglaries that happen on this campus almost daily.
Guys I woke up early and went for a walk and Taco Bell has real tacos now (wtf) and I lifted weights and went to work and had a good time with my co-worker talking shit and getting our work-related issues off our chests and I have tomorrow off but I'm working with my dad but that's okay cuz I get paid almost immediately in cash and my hair doesn't look like shit today and I Knights of the Old Republic is less than 3 bucks and forgot about all dem other hot-shit PC games I already bought for stupid-low prices so it's like I gifted myself through time-warps and didn't fight with my mom at all todayI FEEL GOOD
>>274358Hey, I'm black and I would LOVE to own/drive the General Lee; that car is boss. One of my favorite fictional cars as a kid.
Vegetarian discipline is going really well so far. I feel better, I look better, I probably smell better or something I dunno. People are commenting on how good I look. I'm keeping it up for the rest of the month at least. Although I want to be able to eat meat on my birthday :3Also stopped skipping classes today. I like most of my classes, but one of my professors is this fat dude from Ontario who sweats a lot and keeps ending class early because he embarrasses himself and doesn't want to have to deal with it. We're behind on the material and the first test has been pushed back another week ( for the second time) which is kinda ridiculous. But I feel like it'll be pretty difficult to not get an A in a class that has no work.
So pleased, all my Visa documents turned up where they needed to be (despite the company initially thinking otherwise) and the evening spent listening to cheetamen remixes.
Hahaha I got depressed already.Hahahahahahaha
Waiting to hear back about this job is fucking awful now that the 6 week mark is here. Fucking bureaucrats.
I use grooveshark to listen to terrible music I am too ashamed to download.I will not tell you how many top 40 pop singles I have on there. a lot
>Check my activities for the weekend.>Going to celebrate a friends birthday ina rock themed bar in saturday.>Sunday is first comic book convention in this country ever.This is gonna rock!
Also, tomorrow is Independence Day, so that means I'll have some more hours of sleep.
>Just saw Willie Nelson>The old timer's still got it, and how!
>Driving along the road.>See turtle helplessly trying to cross the road.>Take it to the other side.>Feel awesome the rest of the day.Oh the joys of animals.
>>274469you saved his life
drinking shitty dollar store wine, woe is mebut hey i just spent like five bucks on honey. six months from now ill be drinking the sweet viking nectar and nothing will stop me
>>274469Dawww, he'll tell his grandkids about you! And most likely live until you have grandkids as well, given how long they live!I did the same thing for a toad once, but all I got for my trouble were warts on my hand. Don't tell me it's just a wives' tale.
>>274475you should always wash your hands after touching any sort of wild animal really.Or even certain domesticated ones.
>>274477I once brushed against a hipster, you can bet I took multiple showers.
Gah. Cold sore.
>job market>time is burning>snow is coming>money is not.Doesn't feel very good, man.
Well, in about 5 hours time I'll be at a speed dating event.Should be interesting.
>>274488How do those things work by the way?I've herd of them, but I do not know any details.
VISTA UPDATE WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY COMPUTEREverything looks even shittier than before.
>>274490Wat? You're having computer problems now too?Can you describe them here or in the thread on /tek/? I'm curious what you're experiencing.
>>274489
>>274492I posted this in /tek/ but baleeted it. Basically after last night's update I woke up to this flay grey mess and couldn't change it back. But I just ran ccleaner and restarted it and it's back to normal.
Good news: Bayern Munich are playing tonight.Bad news: my best friend has just been told she has roughly two years to live during which she will probably have a number of strokes.Really bad news: Bayern haven't been on great form lately, it's likely they'll lose.
>>274496I actually prefer the flat grayness. It's basic, it's clean..But for whatever reason last night, Microsoft informed me that my Intel Management Engine Interface was missing a driver.How the fuck a driver just turns up missing, I have no idea. I think I'm having hardware problems. Again. Because those fuckers at Geek Squad refuse to check out the motherboard or power supply.Arrrgh.
>>274498I don't know jack about computers, but whenever a restart or cleaning doesn't fix something I don't like, I just go for a system restore and it usually works.
>Go to burlesque show>friends say I could perform>"Well I'd need to get 7 minutes of material together...">They meant the dancing/stripping part
>>274501Why not multiclass as a stripper/comedian?
>>274503We decided I'd go out in a bathrobe like I'm about to dance, then sit down and start with the racist jokes
Guess what this is a commercial for before it shows up.
>>274445>So this fucking university has the resources to hire psychic meter maids but not a few patrol officers to prevent the string of rapes, armed robberies, and burglaries that happen on this campus almost daily.Think about which one makes them more money and you have your answer. :P
>mfw some fag from Cali mistakenly called me & woke me up.I don't know anyone in California that would have my number. Though, I probably shouldn't had called back...
>Female celebrity in nerdy movie>does an interview>"so you are in a nerdy movie, are you a nerd?">"OH MAN I AM A HUGE NERD. LET ME TELL YOU WHAT A BIG NERD I AM. AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN. YEAH.">no details given.NAMES. GIVE ME NAMES. Or else I'll just assume you're pandering to fanboy dreams and not actually a nerd/geek/gamer/what have you.
>canada shipping pricesu suck post office but i will DEAL WITH IT
>>274506I stopped doing that with commercials a long time ago.
>>274506Is it bear spray? I bet it's bear spray. It's totally bear spray!>not bear sprayFuck this game.
>>274506First thought was Ritalin, then Facebook, then anti-pedophilia software for Facebook, then some kind of cereal maybe.
Welp, I'm dressed up nice, well-scrubbed and I just read half a volume of Yotsub&!, just to put me in a good mood. Oh, and I have some tic-tacs.I think I'm ready for tonight.
>>274516I want you to succeed.
>Good morning dog, how are you?>HI BITE CHOMP CHEW CHEW CHEW>Dammit dog. You're misbehaving too much, I'm out.>WHY YOU LEAVE ME WHINE WHINE WHINEFor two months I have been teaching him biting is not good social interaction, if you bite me I will make the fun and games stop. This fucking dog, so full of derp. I can't even fight back, since I can't force him to the ground (too weak) and he thinks fighting is playing because of my brother. I've even wacked him on the nose a couple times out of desperation and NOTHING.I feel like we should get him a companion or something, since my brother is being a flake and won't let him spend time indoors getting socialized properly, but I also see Bucky and his potential friend being assholes together.Mind you he's a very very good boy when he's not a ball of energy, getting him tired out means walking for an hour and many, many nips along the way.Gonna take him to obedience training soon.
>>274518bite him back.
>>274518A muzzle.Seriously. When he bites put the muzzle on.Emma hasn't bit anyone in months unless it's an accident while playing.
>>274507Rape is big money.
>>274521But it only pays in Rape Dollars.The exchange is like 30 Rape Dollars to one US Dollar. You seriously get raped on the exchange.
I have discovered it is very hard to drive with torn palms. Very much wishing for the mutant healing factor to kick in.
I saw this and thought of you.
>>274546:I
>>274546>implying Michigan is America's anus and not Southern California(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>Get all made up for fun/practice>Walk the dog>Get hit on repeatedlyThe system works (even when you don't want it to)
>>274550Michigan is America's high five.
>>274550>>274555
>>274545Were you playing Mario Party or something?
Got an offer to write smut for Miranda Leigh's paysite - http://www.secretartstash.com/Not sure if I should take it.
>>274555And Wisconsin is the brofist.
>>274558..You've been offered money. To write stuff.Write stuff, make money. If you only make 20 dollars, that's 20 dollars more than you had. Do it, you gadget idolizing fool!
>>274558Opportunity doesn't knock twice.
>>274560>you gadget idolizing foolI've been on more of a Tina Lynx kick as of late...ANYWHO. I am heavily considering taking it, but there's some nagging issues - mainly with taking payment - that's keeping me from accepting it outright.
>>274563Dude, it's a good way to earn money. A starving artist/writer would kill to be in your position.
>>274564Oh, I know. The main problem here is, I need a way to accept payment. I have a Paypal, but no bank account, and to make a bank account, I need money, and to really utilize Paypal, I need a bank account...so you can see my dilemma here.
>>274565If you're being paid to write once, I imagine whoever is offering to pay you thinks you're worth the cost of hiring again (depending on your quality)I dunno. Have them mail you a check. Or something.
>>274565If you receive it in your paypal, can't you spend it from that paypal without having to go though the bank?
>>274565Do you know anyone with a bank account you could "borrow"? Someone you trust?
>>274567Therein lies another problem - I still live with my mom (SHUT UP I KNOW GODDAMN), and I'm not sure she'd be happy learning why I'm getting checks in the mail. X3
>>274569Nope. (sage for double-post)
>>274570So, don't let her open your mail. And it's not like she wouldn't ask why you have money suddenly anyway.
>>274570You could just say a friend of yours sent it because you cheered them up. Since you're writing stuff that other people fap over, that isn't exactly a lie and it's not unbelievable.Be like, "hay mom. Some fag sent me money. Lets go cash dis shit. I'm buyin' a house!" or whatever you do with the cash you earn.
>>274572>it's not like she wouldn't ask why you have money suddenly anywayTrue, but still. I'm just a LITTLE paranoid, after having lived with her for so long and having known her to search through my shit before.
I have been in like the greatest mood lately for no particular reason, and it doesn't make sense cause only bad things have been happening.GUESS I'VE GOT HEAD PROBLEMS
>>274575Why don't you ask her for advice? Tell her a friend with a strange website wants you to write some strange adult oriented stories. You don't know if you should do it but they're offering to pay because they've read some of your stuff and liked it.Do you have clean stories to show her?>>274578Bad things don't happen, only opportunities to overcome hardship and become a better person.
>>274517Well, I was 40 minutes late and 1/3 of the women I talked to were either drunk, bitchy or just not my type, and one of the women I did like sent me over to choose some music, and when I got back I was cockblocked by some douchey hipster who could do some new dance move.On the whole, it went well. Now I just have to wait for their ratings of me.
>>274582>Do you have clean stories to show her?Nope. And my mom isn't exactly...approving of "adult content", if you catch my drift.
>>274559
At my mom's. This place is so messy. OH GOD.
Will I be a faggot if I buy this?
I find it hilarious that the solution to my insomnia is to drink.
>>274592Depressants gonna depress.
>>274591Yes.But you will be the most glorious faggot in the land.
>>274592Are you actually surprised or just wanted a reason to tell us that you're drinking yourself to sleep?I have high expectations. Guess which answer is the high road.
I've yet to find an appropriate situation to post this so I'm just gonna post it.
>>274591The thumb doesn't even extend out. Waste of money.
I went to the mini-mall about a mile from my barracks, on bike. While there, I picked up a full ironing board and carried it back. On my bike. While coming back, a sergeant stopped me and gave me a speech about how I shouldn't drive on the road because people are idiots and do I have a death wish because I'll be killed that way. I essentially agreed with him just to get him to leave, but, after digesting the speech, came up with these facts:1) He was driving a big-ass fucking truck. How the hell are you driving a "my penis is small" symbol yet chastising my for trying to be eco- and economically-friendly?2) I do have a death wish.3) This place has shit for sidewalks--if there's even a ramp to get on them from the road, they're small as hell and I could run over someone from a blind corner.4) The intersection that caused his speech has NO sidewalks at all. I'll just flip my bike into "fly" mode next time, that'll show him!
>>274601Good plan. Nothing silences haters like the sight of a man on a bicycle pulling an ET!
Hey guys, I'm back.I'm also incredibly sick with the flu or something. It's just awful.Also Fantastic Mr. Fox is an incredibly strange movie to watch while you have a fever.
I saw something that doesn't exist. My sister chatted about it for a little bit. Gotta love those bonding moments.
>>274603Ooh that is fun.This is my favorite "trippin bawls on a fever and too much NyQuil" movie.
>>274609It still blows my mind that Inland Empire is a real movie. watched it while fucked up after getting my wisdom teeth out.I thought it was a nightmare I had for the longest time.
Eleven thousand, six hundred and sixty-seven wafers processed last week.I'm pretty much the greatest thing alive.
>>274554I get all dressed up to walk the dog too. It's the only time I feel comfortable dressing awesome, because 8+hours at a desk is comfort clothes and the last thing I want is to get hit on at the Anime store. Funny enough, the gayer I dress the more attention from dudes I get. I was wearing a vest, tie and army-style jacket with my work shoes yesterday and got hit on by three dudes. I was like whaaaaat.
>>274624Dudes like tomboys & chicks who dress as such. I know, because I am one of those dudes.
>>274624Dressing like a guy will make guys more comfortable with you. If you really want to scare them away, you're going to need a dress and lipstick.
>>274626Ditto that.
>>274624It's human nature to be a little bit narcissistic and go for people who look like you. That's why guys seem to prefer tomboyish girls and girls like things like this.
>>274629my girlfriend wants me to get into adam lambert like she is.my girlfriend will have no such luck.
>my girlfriend wants me to get into adam lambert like she is>get into adam lambert>like she is
>>274631I don't think Ferrous has to worry about Adam Lambert sweeping his girlfriend off her feet and whisking her away or anything.His girlfriend on the other hand might have to be careful.
>>274629It's why I go for guys girls with facial hair adam's apples glasses
I dont get all this fuzz with the new Tron movie. I tryed to watched the original Tron, and i gotta say what a piece of boring groundbreaking crap. I mean, bikes, made of light, its kinda neat, but its not the coolest thing since cool came to cooltown, also a deadly frisbee game its a rly stupid concept.so tl;dr Tron is boring and i dont get what people see in it.
>>274635Me either, but the shiny motorcycles and Daft Punk soundtrack have enough aesthetic appeal to sell me midnight 3D tickets.
>>274626I always figured that's why I get a good deal of attention from guys attitude-wise. I've been told numerous times that I 'act enough like a guy that no one feels intimidated, but look enough like a girl that no one feels weird'There's whole levels of psychology in that that I find really interesting. But still, I wasn't dressed tomboyish. That's my usual garb. I was dressed like a goddamn hipster dandy and the fellas were all up in my grill.
>>274635I admit it, I'm only interested because it's shiny. Never saw the original and don't care to, and the story really means nothing to me. It's sparkly as fuck though, and that's enough to make me want to see it when it gets the inevitable internet bootleg.
>>274635They race motorbikes inside a computerActually, I don't remember the plot of Tron. It was hella boring. But I'm so excited for Tron Legacy.
>>274637Maybe you're just that hot?
>>274637It's cause you pretty and those clothes aren't worn by stuck up bitches.
>>274635>Seeing a move that is 20+ years old out of context A lot of people grew up loving the movie as kids, and back when it was made, it was immensely groundbreaking almost on the Star Wars level. Not saying it didn't have it's flaws though.
>>274637WAIT A SECOND. BOYS PAY ATTENTION TO YOU? YOU DON'T HAVE A VAGINA, DO YOU? YOU DO?Mystery solved.
>>274640Clearly. >>274643I'm not confused by guys paying attention to me. I'm confused by getting more attention than normal when I'm very nearly cross-dressing.
>>274644Could be the style just really suits you. I mean, I've got no idea what you look like, so I'm just guessing here, but that sounds like the most probable reason. Unless.. you don't have a lot of hipsters in your area do you?
>>274644Maybe today is just your lucky day. We need to run an experiment.
>>274645I live a short walk from the... cheaper university. And the yuppie village. So hipsters abound. So I guess I just appealed to the hipster tastes of other hipsters.I didn't put that much thought into it, it was just an observation of my walk yesterday.
>>274571Dear Sage Freehaven, I am only going to tell you this once.I am a writer in dire need of work. Paying work. Right now I write and get published five times per week for experience, and those are positions that I worked for, and were not offered. You are in a position to get paid work, and possibly MORE work based on this. There are a number of things you don't realize here:1) If you do this, you will be a paid freelance writer.2) Because of 1), you will be able to use said work while pursuing OTHER work. You will be able to tell people that other people paid you for that work. That alone gives people the impression that your work is quality. After all, if it wasn't, why would you be paid?3) Using 1) and 2), you will be able to make a small side-income. This income comes from something that you love doing. There is no better feeling than this.4) People will continue to recognize you by name, and if you use the Sage Freehaven name, you will be able to advertise your product on your semi-celebrity. See if you can leverage this into a "bonus $$$ per 1000 hits" deal or something. You can convince this person that you bringing in more traffic is a good thing.5) Even if you can't do 4), the increased traffic will let her know you are worth keeping around, and you will get more work.6) When it comes to paymen, open a goddamn bank account. That is not suspicious. Ask your mom for a small bit of money to put in it (maybe the amount of your first cheque from this job, so you can pay her back). Use this account to get Paypal, accept your payment, then pay your mom back. Problem solved.Twitter me if you have any other questions. This is a fucking no-brainer.
>I live a short walk from the... cheaper universityHaw.
>>274565Aren't you like 30? How do you not have a bank account? I opened an account when I was 12 with babysitting money.
who the hell doesnt have a bank account over the age of 15
>>274651People who have only had to deal with small amounts of cash before?
>>274634
>>274644HOLY SHIT! YOU DRESS WEIRD AND PEOPLE PAY ATTENTION TO YOU?THIS IS MADNESS! WHAT THE FUCKS IS THISSSSS NOOOOOOOOO
First I find out Red has a name. Now I find out she wears clothing.I don't know what to believe anymore.
>>274655You think that's crazy, I just found out that she's a woman.
Agree/disagree?
>>274655>>274656GUYS, GUYSI HEAR SHE'S... CANADIAN
>>274651I think I've had a savings account since I could walk.
>Press call button to check recent calls I've made>scroll down to find roommate>instead find out I accidentally called my ex-girlfriend yesterday>call lasted 3 minutes during lunch with some friends>lol voice mail?phone lock! What do?
>>274661You must kill.
>>274659Same here, but I opened my own account that I could do with as I pleased when I started makin' my own money.I think the first thing I ever bought with my debit card was a Pokemon Red and Blue player's guide.
>>274651People who might have the money to start one but not enough to maintain it? Some banks, be it for checking and/or savings, do charge fees that'll eat away the money you have in the account if it isn't over a certain amount and/or used a certain number of times a month.My first account got closed due to this.
>>274665Best purchase.I think I bought Cocoa Puffs with my first paycheck when I was 15, because my mom was always saying I didn't need chocolate for breakfast.She was DEAD WRONG
These Everything is Terrible videos are getting weirder and weirder...
>>274674...pubic or otherwise.
>open bank account at 13>never use it>account closed>years later, reopen it.>pay nothing>Receive free transaction service.lolwut
>>274670>Bea killed her mother as a young cub to harvest all the cocoa puff for herself.
Crazy back, still no headaches or depression though. Trident Xtra care balancing out an empty space staring at me through all the doors and windows is an odd thing.
To the folks asking why Freehaven doesn't have a savings account:Is it so hard to believe that it might not be his fault? Hell, my own mom was trying to phone the police to report a domestic dispute because I wasn't going to mow the lawn after 7:30 in the evening (two days after having -last- mowed it)Some of us grew up with crazy parents. Shit happens. Some people never got the experiences of a normal human being because the withholding of such was used as a means to control. I couldn't even get a job until the summer I turned 16, because I couldn't get a car or get transportation to and/or from. Every excuse in the world was used. And even when I did get a job, a crappy spot working for dad's girlfriend as a landscaper's assistant, $400 was stolen from my room and put towards Christmas presents for extended family that didn't need them. Then, "You stole my money!" was countered with "Y U HATE CHRISTMAS!? SELFISH. Y U SELFISH? also WAT U GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?"tl;dr abuse wrecks things.
>>274689And on the other side, some of us were just lazy.
that arm hair...
>>274678Worth it.
>>274661Unrelated.You would drive a Civic...
Okay, last one.I can do this.
>>274556The second step to everything should be "Pass a <blank> to the rhino."
Oh my goodness, I can't believe I haven't made a post here!Also, I am considering moving to a smaller Norwegian city, called Stavanger.It'd be nice with a fresh start, and I get to mooch of my friend for a little bit before I can find my own place. I'd leave behind a few friends... but... I'd move in with my best one.
>>274710>done
It's so cold in the mornings now. I woke up today with the dog half up my shirt trying to stay warm. This would be adorable, except my dog has the worst farts in the morning
FLEEEAASS
>>274723BEEEEEEEES
Oh god, next week my work wants me to come in at 5 AM Thursday and Saturday so I can learn to unload trucks and whatever else a receiving job entails. How the hell am I going to stay awake.
Every once in awhile I come across something that's just so ridiculous I feel compelled to save it.
Hey Doom, learn to timezone.
I just noticed that there's a lot of clips about people sinking in quicksand. Look at all the suggestions....Quicksand fetish is the only thing I can think of.....
>Biology lab
When I left school the sky was grey and there was a near litteral waterfall crashing from the sky. When I got home half an hour later there was blue sky and blazing sun. Now its both blue sunny sky and rain. Goddamit, September.
Oh boy, it was raining today, so I had to walk and was late for class.At least missing class gives me time to do my homework I didn't get done for my other classes.
I am convinced the world would be a better place if more people started their sentences with the phrase "Me Grimlock..."
Me Grimlock, have ePSXe PS1 emulator. Apparently it is fond of puns because it likes to crash when I'm playing that furry little fucker.
BAH GOD. Brian Wood (guy who writes DMZ and Northlanders for DC Comics) linked to my article on Twitter! I wrote about one of my favourite characters of his, and I guess he liked it!Please check it out, y'all: http://comicattack.net/2010/09/moment-of-silence-wilson-and-the-dmz/
Soooo the man who raised me for the first ten years of my life died today. Meh. He was a bad man.
Heavily leaning towards accepting the offer I mentioned earlier in the thread. I'm gonna give Miranda my answer this weekend for sure, once I've really had the time to think everything over.
>>274743
>>274742So, uh.. we raise a glass to Death, who made the world a better place?
>>274745All he ever does, Sigma. All he ever does.
>Go on a trip to Orlando with some some buddies>Take roxicodone >"I'm not really feeling anything. I mean, we snorted it, so it shouldn't take this long to- ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god I feel amaaaaazing>Go through withdrawals the next day from only two pillsHa ha, synthetic heroine!
>>274743Did you read my post up there, Sage?
>>274747They make stuff that addicting?
>>274751Yes. They do. That shit is all over now. it's bad shit, man.
>>274754This this this.It's the closest thing you can get to medical grade heroine. It'll fuck you up pretty bad.
>it's only September>people won't shut up about prom>butthurt because I'm not going to have a date
>>274761Just find one. I spent my prom night in the hospital.I'm positive there's at least one boy, or chick if that's what you favor, who needs a chica to hang with.
>>274761I remember that part of high school. I, unfortunately, had a date that was too old to go with me. :c I WILL COME TO IRELAND AND BE YOUR DEITO.
>>274761Boy, that sure was a depressing bit of depression for me back then. Good thing I have other things to be depressed about now. Yaaaaaaayyyy.
>>274763Oh, please do. We would be so fucking desu together.>>274766Oh, I'm definitely going even if I don't have a date. I'll just get drunk and sit with the teachers, it's all good. I just want someone to boob smoosh during the slow dance.
>>274767Sorry. Deleted my post. It sounded like gloating. Glad you've got the best mentality for it. I've got faith that you'll find someone to symmetrically dock with you on the love floor.
>>274757>>274747ahfuckme I meant "heroin"this is what happens when you have a hangover and don't proofread anything you write
>>274750I did, yes.
>>274689you need to get over yourself
>>274779This is a speak your mind thread. It's made for venting. So many vents, at least one must have a headcrab in it. But which one?
>>274780you need to get laid
>>274741...I feel exceedingly stupid now for assuming that Wilson somehow survived all that.
Huh...I've been in the Navy for one year today.One down, five to go, I guess.
Haha guess who just came to class even though there's no class today!Me!AhahahahahaFFFFFFFFFFUUUU-
>>274783wow really? feels like that was just 4-5 months ago at max.Holy shit time flies.
Hey Kid! Anything interesting happen at work today?http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/09/16/maryland.hospital.shooting/index.html?hpt=T1Welp.
>>274781Hold me.
>>274790Oh my god! Are you okay?
>>274793Yeah, worst that happened was being stuck in our department with no official info for hours. B)
SQUID! THIS DOC OCK PIN-UP IS THE BEST THING EVER. THANK YOU.
>Car overheating>Coolant and antifreeze are good>battery goes out, power steering goes out with it>had to stop over 5 times on my way back home>my face when I'm without a ride
Hurrah! My fav roommate came home. Spent all night last night and all day today hanging out. Although this means I don't have access to his computer so....ill be online less again.Also my wii has a disc read error and my ds broke. I needed the japanese dictionary on my ds cause my laptop is still dead so...yeah. what am I supposed to do with my time?
Also I agreed to do a photoshoot for my friend where I have to be in my underwear.Why did I do this.
>in creepy old building at the university>alone>lights keep going outam i going to be axe murdered
>>274808Only if ghosts have learned how to pick up axes.If so, yeah you're screwed
>>274805because YOU WANT IT
I have a tumblr account now. The hipster infection is affecting me.http://lifewithmike.tublr.com[/spoiler]
I have determined that the most irritating word I keep on hearing is "hubby."
>>274827I disagree. "Wifey" is far more annoying.
>>274824I thought tumblr was more about posting funny images and for when Twitter's character limit doesn't allow you to express whatever that day's inane thoughts are.
>they fixed the "Independense Ave." street sign before I could get a picture
>100% on my final>99% grade for my first mod>get my chefs uniform>hit every green light on the way homeI'm good.
>>274840:DCongrats! I had my first Torts quiz today.
I have spent way too much time on Polyvore, Modcloth and Yesstyle this week.Without going to /fa/ even once.I want so many dresses, need to get me some jerbs.PS: Yesstyle is the site non-asian poeple's fashion dreams go to die. Nothing comes in my size and I'm only a size 4Damn these babby factory hips of mine >:I
>>274922isnt yesstyle awful? i heard most of that shit is badly made knockoffs
>>274925There is a lot of crap to wade through to get to the stuff you wantand once you do, your size/colour isn't in stock and it takes a month to be shipped. Not to arrive; just get shoved in the mail.it's... maddening.
>>274922>Damn these babby factory hips of mine >:IGood thing you won't be needing them once you and Red get married.
>the #redcardhomophobia thing is really starting to take offOh lawdy, I am so excited and proud. It's only been like...a week and already a LOT of people seem to know about and support us.
>>274960You clearly don't know about my baby-crazy. >>274824What IS tumblr? I always thought it was just a random collection of pictures people liked, but now I'm seeing artists using it instead of blogspot and more specific versions of them. Is it just a weird-styled blog?
>>274922>babby factory hips
>>274922>size 4>babby factory hips.....
Ahh, Self-Doubt, my old nemesis. I'm ready for you this time.
>>274833That may very well be, but the ratio of times I hear "hubby" to times I hear "wifey" is astronomical.
...Yeah, that's about my luck. Try to bullshit my way into sounding educated, and I immediately run into someone who knows a ton on the subject at hand.
>>275012Weird. I hear Wifey far more than Hubby. Regional difference?
...I don't think my package is arriving today. I just got a credit card application. I keep getting things I don't want in the mail.
>>275019
>>274795That's terrible you're terrible why would you do thatcaniseeit.
>>275009I can balance a child on these hips with one hand free to do the cooking.Also my shirt size is 2, and my hips are a good dozen inches wider than my waist.Women's sizing; how does it work.
>>274922>size 4>babby factory hipsDammit woman, why you gotta say things like that when you're an invisible internet person? Now we have to imagine what you look like.
>>275024Bam
>>275028What is Astro gonna do with a pinup of herself?
>>275027Not really
>>275028
>>275030Aaand now I've spontaneously developed a fetish for the old Blue Beetle costume.
good stickies
>>274584>mfw 1 of the women I seemed to get on best with either said "No" to my "Yes", and another simply said she wants to be friends
>>275037titter titter
>usually have a tomato and cucumber cut up for lunch>grate the cucumber this time instead into strips>FUCKING DELICIOUS~I love simple shit that makes everything seem better.
I have decided to take some time out tonight and write something to send to Miranda as a tryout for her site.Here's hoping I don't suck. X3
Took kitty to the vetShe wasn't too traumatized.Everyone loves that she sits on my shoulders all the time. Thanks Red.
>>275052>she sits on my shoulders all the time. Your kitty is awesome.
>>275050So, Sage, I have to ask ya a couple of questions.How well do you know this person?What are the details this little arrangement?Because I'm looking at her site and isn't this a art site?Why dose she need a writer? Is she going to supply you with the characters/background for your stories, or will you come up with original content? Will you retain rights to said original content, or will all ownership of said characters go to the owner of the website?How many pages dose she expect per story? Will there dead lines to meet, and how strict will she be about meeting said deadlines? I ask because I would like to keep her from screwing you over if possible. You gotta keep in mind that it's all about making the money. So if you do decide to take this offer, make sure you get EVERYTHING straight before hand.
I'm so thirsty and I can't open my water ;_;
>>275052I used to have a cat that would sit on the back of my sofa and put her front paws and head over my shoulder as if she was looking at what I was doing on my laptop. If I had just washed my hair she would rub her head on my head too.
>>275063Not strong enough or not allowed to?
>>275066Not strong enough, this cap is ridiculous.I seem to have lost all my upper arm strength.
>>275063Bite through the bottle.
Two entire boxes of the family's disposable contacts have disappeared. Into thin air.Mum's charge card has disappeared......Nobody has been in the house, nobody suspicious has come to visit, and there's no other place in the bathroom or any other room in the house these objects could possibly be.What the hell. y stuff go missing.
>>275068Too late, I've started tearing through the skin on my hands.
>>275062We haven't yet discussed any real details yet - I figure I'd put together a short story, send it to her, and let her decide if she wants me on or not first - but in regards to some of your questions:>Why does she need a writer?I think she just wants to expand the offerings of her site. Other furry paysites have stories, too - SexyFur, FAD, and ClubStripes all have a selection of stories based on characters that appear on the sites (ClubStripes even has a few works not based on characters, but features art done by their crew based on scenes in the stories).>Will you retain rights to said original content, or will all ownership of said characters go to the owner of the website?People know my stance on copyright, and I'd fight tooth and goddamn nail to keep my shit without copyright - and while I might fight to keep a disclaimer on my stories saying "if you're gonna share it, at least keep my name on it, you bastards", I will relent on having the stories remain exclusive to Mir's site (as far as the first publication goes). I don't care if people share the stuff I produce, I'd just like the credit to remain if at all possible.
>>275069Shit, you have goblin too? So far this month we've lost:- my EMA application- two cartons of milk- my mum's passport- my sister's keys- the translation for 'Crónica de una muerte anunciada'- one black suede pump- one gold hoop earingNo one moved them, touched them or even seen them since they were last put in their appropriate place eg shoes in the shoe cupboard, paperwork in the blue folder, etc.
>>275073I don't even know. Moms might actually be going senile, and that's a real possibility. :\Yesterday the little bureau she uses to keep her television on was open. She came home and the drawer was pulled out.Nobody had done it. Just up and decided to do it on its own. Allegedly. Since neither my brother or I were even in her room. Fuckin' gremlins, how do they work.
Man, no one knows how to verbally castrate you like a federal judge. Skelly Wright was pretty awesome.
I called a club meeting to do some scheduling today, and I am the only one who remembered it except for one other officer who is sick in the hospital. Why do I even try.Oh well, at least now that I'm on campus I can use this time to job search.>There are no jobs availableFFFFFFFFFF...Guess I'll catch up on Cracked articles.
My computer broke.Joy.
Oh man you can just BUY mouse balls?http://www.cyberguys.com/product-details/?productid=191&core_cross=SEARCH#page=page-1Now I can stop taking them from places!
>>275085>mouse ballsYou know you can get an optical mouse for like five bucks now?
>>275086I have a laser mouse. I just like the balls.Don't make this into a thing.
>>275085>mouse ballsWell hello there caveman! I'll make sure to keep my messages short so you can load it faster with your ancient dial-up. After all, I wouldn't want to keep you from your mammoth hunts!
>>275089>I just like the balls.As if this is news to anyone
>>275090Hey. Bart's the one with dialup. I'm the one that's been posting from a cell phone.
>>275071So basically, you want to Creative Commons your work. That's fine.However, writing isn't the type of thing that you want to spread around for free; your voice should not be easily reproduced. Hell, if she was serious about building a paysite around you, I'd get first-publishing rights from her; that way, if shit goes south, you can at least sell the things you write for her to other places without having to change anything.But really, you can either get paid by article, by word count or by hits. The last two are very sketchy, as they encourage you to write things longer/more hit-friendly, and that sacrifices quality.
>Create new Facebook account>Add myself as a friend>"Here are some friend's of your friend's that you might know!">Every single one of the suggestions is one of my ex girlfriendsHaha wow what are the goddamn odds.
>Kol Nidre starts in 17 minutes>Why is no one else ready to go?>Gonna be laaaaaate
>>275105Miley, do you have seven evil exes? Because if you do...Maya is a slacker, and a Canadian...I'm just saiyan...
I just learned James Gurney is coming to speak at my university.
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-september-16-2010/exclusive---bill-clinton-extended-interview-pt--2...c-can we just reelect him? Please?
>>275109>Implying Maya would fight for my loveYou're cute.
The following is brought to you by; this fucking weekI wish the punching bag was still functional.My computer is broken and so is my tablet, my brother is leaving in two weeks, I HIGHLY DOUBT my father would be willing to shell out $600+ to fix this shit.It'd be all well and good to just "get a job" except nobody fucking wants a high school drop out with too little experience and poor social skills that don't match her pretty fucking face.Goddammit my best friend is getting married next week and I only just heard.Lets save an entire paragraph of rationalizing my lifelong lack of caring and get to the point;Nothing anyone has ever said has made me feel better about anything. I've spent my entire life trying to give a fuck and nothing has come of it. I ask myself "why should I?" and I can never come up with an answer.Fuck everything. I give up.I'm just being dramatic and there are probably some hormones involved, and I'll probably feel better after a good cry, but this shit happens on a regular basis and I've had it up to here with being self conscious, self aware and in constant doubt over the what the fuck is going on in my own mind. I have a shitfest on /baw/ every few weeks because I can't directly discuss problems with anyone. At all. Ever. I break down crying before I can speak and then feel nothing but guilt and shame for feeling anything but grateful for the life I have. I'm talented, pretty, healthy, well off, why aren't I happy?I want a therapist, I want professional help. My family doesn't think there is anything wrong with me, every time I come to them with my problems they laugh and tell me to deal with it. How am I supposed to deal with it when you've left me with no life skill, Mom? How am I supposed to do anything for myself or feel any pride in what I do when I need to have a diploma to prove myself to you, Dad? How am I supposed to talk to anyone I care for about my feeling when all I can think of is how I felt whenever my Mom unloaded her emotional damage on me when I was a kid, and how it destroyed me. The problems aren't there so my parents won't pay for itI can't get a job because I'm patheticFuck everything.I give up.fffffffffff why am I even posting this I am going to regret it forever.
>>275114Well I'm Wallace, so I can't do it.
>>275089My dad used to fix computers in the school where he works, so he collected a bunch of the mouse balls over the years and left them in a pile near our computer at home. The bird decided they were his babies and now fiercely defends that corner and tries to sit on them.
>>275121Hey Maya I'm free this weekend if you wanna do shit.
>>275126I'm going out with Katie tomorrow, maybe Sunday? I'd invite you over but there is fuck all to do here but wrestle with the animals.
>>275121 Sorry to hear, Maya. I hope things get better for you. I can definitely understand how school isn't the right fit for certain people, and how difficult that is on people who want to find a job that isn't low-skill.
>>275121The problem is that loop you're stuck in. You can't get a job until you care hard enough, but the lack of a job is ruining your self-esteem so you can't care hard enough. Sadly, I don't know how to fix it. You know how I feel on this already. You're a good girl, you're a great worker when you have the mind, you're a good asset and I'm proud of you for the effort you have given. You just need to find whatever'll kick you out of this funk, which is something I'm completely unable to help you with.
>>275121friend-o-mine, there is no need to fuss about spilled silicon wafers.A cheap alternative to paying for repairs for your machine or buying a new big one would be this!http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nettop>Nettops fall into Intel's category of "Basic PC", which usually cost from $100 to $299. Intel describes nettops as a large potential market. Nettops can be the affordable first computer for people in developing countries and an environmentally-friendly choice as a secondary computer for people in developed countries.>A nettop is a very small form factor, inexpensive, low-wattage desktop computer designed for basic tasks such as surfing the Internet, accessing web-based applications, document processing, and audio/video playback.[1][2][3] The word nettop is a portmanteau of Internet and desktop.[4]>Compared to ordinary desktop computers, nettops are not only smaller and cheaper,[5] they also consume much less power. For example, CompuLab's fit-PC2 consumes no more than 8 watts of power[6] whereas a typical desktop would easily consume more than 100 watts of power. Consequently, nettops are often fanless with an external power supply. Some do not have an optical disk drive and use a solid state disk, making them completely silent. The trade off is that the hardware specifications and processing power are usually reduced[7] and hence make nettops less appropriate for running complex or resource intensive applications.[8]What you get for a monitor separately is up to you, but there's also the option to get HDMI-cordless connectors from your PC to your monitor.
>>275130It doesn't help that Southern Ontario is seeing a rise in unemployment right now.
>>275121you need to get laid
My great uncle's last words were "Well, that wasn't so bad".What a hell of a guy.
>>275137As last words go, that's pretty good.
>>275141Looks like everyone's had a lousy day, now that I'm reading this thread.I bombed my accounting test (studying like hell for the next one) and the aforementioned great uncle died about 3 hours ago.I was angry at first, mostly because my family didn't even tell me he was sick but when I heard about what he said I'm just glad he died happy.I'll miss him though. Taking his house key off my ring of keys was bittersweet.
>>275142>accounting testSorry to off topic on your post, but now m'curious.you studying to be an accountant, Bea?
>>275143She's studying to be the most terrible of spiesThe accountant thing is a cover.
>>275143Accounting is required if you take any sort of business major, Ram.I just barely squeaked by like so many other non-accounting students. It's an awful subject.
>>275143Sweet jesus, no.Like Mindwipe said, it's just part of the business core.>>275144my secret...
>>275098>if she was serious about building a paysite around youNo, she's not building it around me. She's extended the offer she made me to other authors, so if she doesn't want my stuff, she'll have other people submitting to the site.
>>275132>there's no need to fuss about spilled silicon wafersDidn't stop me from almost throwing up from stress last Monday but nobody needs to hear about that.
http://www.hotdollfordog.com/index.php?lang=2Why. Why does this exist.Goddamn you, Internet.
>>275121For what its worth I think you're a super cool kid. You know what you want and you have the talent to make it yours. You're in a bad situation right now but you're a great person and id have a hard time believing that you're not going to get somewhere with what you've got. There's nothing wrong with a good cry despite any guilt you could associate with it, as long as you pick yourself up and keep at it afterward.I am bad with these types of things and feel like I'm rambling but basically there is nothing wrong with who you are and you draw pretty. Hopefully you can find some way to see a therapist if it will make you feel better, though.
First try at getting a car is a no go.Here is hoping tomorrow and a second try goes better.
>>275151Some people just anthropomorphize their pets to the point where they think that just getting them neutered would be "emasculating." Pretty stupid if you ask me, and this is coming from a guy who keeps up conversations with his cat.
You will never be as cool as this man.
Symbiotic Titan premier, New Star Wars episodes, and new Fairy Tail chapter.My body was not ready.
I missed my dad's birthday! Fuck! See, what with our schedules we don't even see each other on the weekdays anymore, and his birthday was yesterday and all I knew was I had a final to study for. I guess I could... bake him something? Shit. I'm an awful daughter.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8007246/Spray-on-clothing-in-a-can-to-be-launched.htmlSo... I think I have a new fetish.
Owing people money when you're broke feels like shit.
>>275190That it does.
>>275189Now, imagine the potential. You can spray your boner and pretty much wear a penis sock.
tooth why you gotta love my painits painful!
I haven't been up this early on a Saturday in years.WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED WHY IS THE ONLY THING ON TV PRESCHOOL SHOWS AND INFOMERCIALS AND SHITTY 4KIDS ANIMES ;A;
I remember when it was kind of embarrassing to be an Anne Rice fan. Now I regard it with a strange pride like "well, they may be angsty faggots but hey - at least they don't fucking sparkle".>>275221tooth likes this
>>275190Fist bump.
>>275226But you can rationalize anything like that."Yeah, they may be terrible rappers and wear clown paint everywhere, but at least they don't sparkle."
BITCH STOLE MY ONLINE PSEUDONYM!AND I REFUSE TO USE "SUXCAWKS" FOR SOMETHING I DON'T HATE. (By the way, add me on Steam. Fucking Steam.)
>>275229Oh wait, it's cool.Nice having a catalogue of names I can use - although I'd have preferred to use Chickenlips.
>>275228"I may have cancer but at least it doesn't sparkle."...Yup, still not seeing the problem here.
Mmmm Daft Punk.How I love you so.
>>275042Huh. For some reason, I thought Senor was going to be a shit. Or maybe even Ian Onymous or TheBard.
My stomach's getting all gurgle-y. That fourth piece of French toast may have been a bad idea.
>>275248>>That fourth piece of French toast may have been a bad ideaOr the greatest idea ever!
>barely study for a large exam>expected a C>got a 97%
>>275244There's a hyphen in my name you douche.
>>275254Yes, but nary a give-a-fuck on this entire site. If someone misspelled my name, usually just go with it. at least someone remembered you>>275037I can't take this shit anymore. Look I know you're trying. I think you gotta focus on other things besides meeting girls first.
I'm done. No more red meat at casual restaurants. Charred burgers and their brain-dead chefs can get fucked.
>>275263Furry Fallow
LIFE IS A LOT BETTER WHEN YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO HOOK UP WITH THE OPPOSITE SEXSRSLY
>>275284Life is a lot better when you stop worrying about hooking up. Period.
Guys, I'm sort of desperate. Because of a really dumb mistake, I'm now in debt and college loans can't pay it off for another three months. I'm getting a job, but I need all the extra help I can get, so if you could all just...advertise that I'm accepting commissions? I know most of you are in similar monetary conditions, so I suggest bothering friends and friends of friends who might be able to drop five-to-ten dollars my way for a nice sketch.
I can't have an orgasm with my partner and I'm worried it will ruin our relationship
Wrote the first draft of my tryout story this morning, gonna edit it this afternoon/evening, then hopefully have it sent off to Mir by the time I go to bed. (If not, then tomorrow at the latest.)
>>275291PAAAARTAAAAYY
>>275287Only if you dwell on it and let it ruin things.
DOOM YOU CAN EAT A DICK YOU FUCKING SHIT FUCK FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU
but seriously can I get unbanned. I just want to post on /ck/ and /cog/.
Oh my god I love Altoids so much
Dear wind,Stop being an asshole and pick a fucking direction already.Love, MiG.
>>275272Fuzzy Fallous
>>275325Ferrosted Fellakes?
>>275326Furious Folly
Just checking in, so you guys know how great a weekend I am having. I'll elaborate later so you can compare yourselves to me and cry, or live vicariously.Later peeps.
>>275328I shall be overjoyed knowing my tears fuel such a glorious life.
'Ineffectual.' It's a good word.
>>275334"a good word"? It's my motto.
Haha, Fish Hooks has a facebook page and every single fan comment on the wall is terrible. It's like YouTube comments.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6CVZBYTKJazz was drunk and trying to get me to Skype. I want you guys to have the voice sample she sent me.
Why do I keep having freaky dreams involving old girlfriends? Or at least girls I either hooked up with or just flirted with a lot but never did anything with. They're always a little disturbing and I wake up suddenly missing a girl I haven't thought about in ages. Unrelated, but I also keep finding the skulls of small animals.
Anything to do in New York? I'll be there for 5 days later this month.
>>275340I love it. Contact Jazz and offer a 2 year record deal.
http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2010/09/16/first-look-at-new-episodes-of-ugly-americans/ Trailer for the new episodes is up, but I can't watch it because I'm too Canadian.Lemme know if it's the one they played at SDCC with Mark reforming from a blood splat in the middle of it.
>>275284lies.I have all sorts of other baggage though so who knows.
>>275340I might just make this my message alert on my phone...
>fast was hella rough this year>present from Bones arrived in the mail>feeling much better
>>275363Nope, this one's different.
>mfw I realized my vagina is 3 feet away from my face
>>275372>mfw I realized your vagina is 3 inches away from my face
>>275377>mfw you think you've ever been that close to a vagina
>>275384>mfw you don't know where babies come from
>>275372>>275377>>275384>>275387Happiest I've been to see a SYM thread in a long, long time.
...In other news, I'm still alive and still computerless.Cristiano Ronaldo is still a faggot and Mesut Ozil is still a great fucking footballer and Barcelona is still a better team regardless.Cheers to all.
Bailey's on the rocks with a small amount of Vanilla Silk Lite... not bad. Not bad at all.
>>275372You're a kitty!
Photoshoot went well,vand there was moredrinking than I anticipated. I may have lost.I am bad at this game.
>>275437The only way to lose at Drink is to give up. Did you give up, Miley?
>>275439I did not. And all I feel is sleepy.
>>275449Sleep the sleep of a victor, Miley.
>slip and slide for two straight hours>sore as fuck the next day>worth it
>have a headache>laughing at my lack of ability to drunkdraw>herping the derp on LotROlife is good
>dry sex>no lubrication whatsoever
Probe this thread isn't even autosaging yet.And your thread is going to be difficult as hell to locate on the page thanks to being so subtle.
making this sage itself so that probe doesn't look retarded
abortion
hot button politics and words i learned in psychology class in community college
What the fuck is going on here.
WHAT THE RASPBERRY ROOTIN' TOOTIN' HORSE-SHOOTIN' PAN-FLUTIN' OLD-COOTIN' BANK-LOOTIN' HORSEHOCKY IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
>>275553Probe is kind of dumb/drunk and doesn't know how to 40 posts.
Oh how could I have forgotten shampoo AND a hairbrush?!
halfbottle wine and two sleeping pills and i still cant sleepi wish i had moneys i could get me a sleep study because this is gonna kill me one day manguess i;ll make som fucking pancakes or something, i will die happy
>>275603Should you be mixing wine and pills?
im too young to diebut i will assit in getting this thread to autosage so i can go out in glory or.... not
>>275604probably notusually it puts me out quick though but tis just not working tonight, and now its two thirty and i gotta be up in four hours
er, make that five hours, all is not lostMAN i love pancakes
anyways on my run today i met this really sweet catlike the nicest, cat second only to my own cats, and i stayed nad petted it and scratches it ears and it was all purring and i was so happy i stayed for like ten minutes maybe, then ran another mile and a half after that, what a nice cat and I wanted to share that becuase otherwise, pretty lame day
>>275608I like my pancakes like this, with nutella. But I prefer crêpes.
oh but i made a peach pie as belated bday gift for my dad and it was delicious and everything was wonderful and happybut thenparental dramaGEEZ can they just divorce already, or why did nt they years ago when i was a kid and wouldnt have had to live with their shit i mean think of the children, parentshey i think i'm feeling drowsy! okay wow done spam, let me try to sleep here. plus4 YOU ARE THE CURE
>>275609I like that story. :)And I'm sorry you can't sleep, I know that shit is terrible.
>>275610dude buckwheat crepes chreem cheese and berries of some sort or else nutella, nothing but nutella in the middle BREAKFAST NIRVANA
>>275612yeah it made my dayand thanks bro but i think im feeling tireder now! so i guess time to stop posting delicous breakast images and just close my eyes and see what happens :)
i just turned an aluminum pieplate into an oven toaster that fits excellently over the stove elements by cutting out a grid for the bread to rest onnow i will have to buy some butter and jam
>>275340BONES.NO.THAT IS NOT OKAY oh my god was I really that drunk I don't remember this at all. Ahahah oh god whyyyyy is this so funny.In other news, thanks to my drinking I had a dream that the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE was happening, only it was more like Resident Evil because there were ZOMBIE MONSTERS too, pretty horrifying.At one point I was turned from myself into a humanized Starscream and I stole a motorbike that looked like TFA Prowl and rode it to a different town where... the zombies were...sort of civilized, they had their own community and could talk, but they were still zombies and rotting corpses and shit. And there I broke into humantrons MEGAVILLA MANSION and... humantron was a zombietron. AND THEN HE RAPED ME/HUMANSCREAM.It was...horrifying.This is the second time I've been raped by a zombie in my dreams.What is wrong with me.
Oh Bones u so crazy.This is how crazy you are Bones.
>>275628Jazz, your head is a frightening place.
Man, Paul of the New Testament was such a Gary Stu.OOH LOOK AT ME I'M THE THIRTEENTH DISCIPLE AND I RETCONNED A BUNCH OF RULES I DON'T LIKE OH AND I TALK WITH JESUS A BUNCH AND I HAVE THE STRONGEST POWER LEVEL AND BANKAI
>>275632Judas is my favourite character, he's so kawaii and deep and dark and uguu. I just wanna make him my waifu, but he's already Jesus' waifu XD OTP.
>>275605>>275606>>275608>>275609>>275611>>275613>>275616Oh comrade, you dirty temptress.
>>275628I'm going to be brutally honest here.This information does not surprise me.
I accidentally smoked a spiked joint last night and the rest, as they say, is history.
Arrr, it be that day again!Does anyone else care?
>>275628it is now part of my music shuffle so that every now and then I can go "what the fuck?" and completely forget where I got it.
>>275638only because Tales of Monkey Island is 5 bucks now.
>Make an image for the next SYM thread>This thread isn't maxed out yet>[IRC]Pablo: Hey Anonex, can I just make the next thread>[IRC]Anonex: No dog, Probe has it>[IRC]Anonex sunglasses>[IRC]Anonex: On lockdown.>[IRC]Pablo: Dayum.>[IRC]Pablo: Yeah, okay>[IRC]Anonex: Whatever>Post to bump this thread to help out my bro>Feels good, man
>>275643Why do so many people want to be the ones to start the next Speak Your Mind thread? Why don't they wait until it's fallen off the front part of the board?Is it an ego thing?
>>275644Of course it is.Everything is an ego thing.
>>275254I knew it wasn't perfect grammar.>>275638Not really, no.
>>275644I thought it was just that people don't pay attention to threads they didn't make.
Miranda liked my tryout story enough to put it up on her site. I think I have a shot at being a regular contributor! :D
>desperate to buy new clothes>have no money>it's all from England so shipping would be a bitch anyway>gdi I just want to look pretty
>>275658Style your hair, put on makeup, and go naked.
I used vitamin water as a vodka mixer last night. What is my life.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/dad-loses-cool-threatens-students-bus/story?id=11660119
>>275633THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY DO THIS.
>>275684I saw a Jesus x Satan x Aslan fanfiction once.
>>275682I'm with Team Dad.
>>275633I've gotta be honest with you. Your post made me throw up in my mouth a little.
>>275643That image seriously lacks MUNCH.
>>275685Well that's just... fucking delightful.
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=12526841&x=FoldingI'm going to invite him to plus4.
>>275644Actually I just felt like making a MS Paint thing over breakfast.>>275650No dog, you don't post in threads you didn't make. Unless like, you got a really good joke. Looking at you, political threads>>275688There is an art to not over use an image. Munch images stay in the Munch thread.
>Had interview at apple store>Was oddest damn thing>Second interview this week maybe?>Fucked if I know