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>>272288Huh. That was on Family Guy last night.
>>272288>>272302Miley Cyrus, be honest, are you a family guy robot?
>>272236http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqFwSUIZwwsGuster - Demonscouldn't find a better vid. sorry.
>>272302>>272305In all honesty I was thinking of the Clerks Animated Series when I posted that, and I have no idea which episode of Family Guy you guys are talking about.
>>272347In before party van.
>>272347linksplease
>>272347 >now the secret is that I just made up all those stories about having sex with little shotas...Damnit, I was reading those, too.
>>272591
>>272591You should seek counseling.
>>272657I'm baffled. Also got some nervous amusement. And fear. I'm all mixed up inside, but there's nothing good. Does that reaction gif make more sense now?>>272591I seriously hope you're trollin.
>>272359>>272359>>272359>>272359
>>272591Well, shit. That might just be the most fucked up thing I've read on this site.Two secrets:1. I actually could care less if I ever drank again in my life: I've gotten drunk enough that I ruined a bathroom rug once in my life and I honestly don't care to do it again.2. There actually isn't a single person on this entire site that I don't like for one reason or another. Especially you, misto.
>>272708:<>
>>272708Even m->Piggylicious is now following you on TwitterWell hot damn!
>>272591 >>272591 >>272591 >>272591 >>272591 >>272591 WHAT WAS EVERYONE LOOKING AT THE POST IS GONE
>>272858Someone who claimed to be a lady with a hunger for shotas.
>>272858Didn't miss anything but serious creepiness.
I made a film in a film class and then graduated.I was one of the winners in a film festival that apparently had a cash prize for winning it.My film teacher never told me I won and never answered my e-mails about it. Or any of my e-mails at all.I know I should contact the committee or something but I don't want to confront the possibility that the teacher I liked and looked up to decided to take my winnings. So instead I've been hiding from it until just now.Also it's been like a year because I just found out I won like two weeks ago. So I probably wouldn't count for a complaint anyway.Arghblughblughl even writing about it anonymously makes me want to curl up and hide.
>>272958Fight for what's yours. Hope for the best but fight against the worst.
I'm gay, I just don't feel like telling anyone.Let them find out when it happens.
>>273213When what happens?
>>273214You'll know when it happens.
>>273218
Lately i been considering getting into a relationship, but i'm 95% sure that i can't maintain one. I Think i'm pretty much fucked.
>>273455That's all right, you don't have to be in a relationship to be fucked.
>>273455No one's ever good at something until they've tried it a few times.
>>273471Well, i crashed my car way too many times to start to wonder that maybe i shouldn't be a test pilot.
>>273474...I can't make heads or tails of this sentence, what are you trying to say.
>>273486One could say it looks like a WRECK
>>273486It means my relationships have a tendency to crash.
>>273667Oh. Well you know crashing is an important part of the test process.
I like to pick out anything stuck under my toe nails and sniff it. It's stinks but I enjoy it like my own farts.
I have a severe oral fixation. When I'm not smoking or eating or drinking things with a straw, I find myself chewing on my lips, biting my fingertips, or holding a writing utensil in my mouth.
>>275757I'm the same, although I find I grind my teeth or chew my tongue if there's nothing in my mouth. Toothpicks and the little coffee stir sticks, man. I chew on them all day at work.
>>275757Hey, I have an oral fixation as well.Because I often find myself fixated on getting oral.
>>275757This! This^2. It's pretty annoying. Doesn't have to be a pen/pencil though, it's pretty much whatever happens to be lying around.
i have library books that are months overdueoh my godwill they charge me like a hundred bux or call the copsoh nooo
>>275959Most libraries I've been to have a cap on how much they charge for late fees. Usually enough to buy the book, though.
>>275959I still have library books that are years overdue. Don't worry about it. It's not like they're gonna hunt you down or anything.
>>276019Actually, some library systems have started referring the fines of people with grossly overdue books to debt collectors. I know the NYPL began doing this a few years ago.Have high enough fines and it could fuck with your credit score now.
>>276040Maybe in America.Pff.
>>275959I had this one book for so long I owed the library like $40. Luckily, they had this "No fine Friday" thing. If you return a book on the last Friday of a month, there is no fine whatsoever.
>Fines>A fine of .15 cents per item per library day is charged on overdue books, magazines and audio books, to a maximum of $3.00 per item.phew, what a relief
I'm sorry friends.I'm still obsessing.
Every time I go somewhere to meet a group of friends, I have this near irresistible urge to kick the door open with a shout of "Ore, Sanjou!"
>>276250Do it! Get it out of your system. It'll feel good, I promise. I've done similar.
I call myself RAWSHARK but I'm actually Superman in disguise
I've had so many pregnancy scares with girls that I've lost count. I should emphasize that none of them were particularly justified as I am a careful partner. I've become very good at taking care of the situation and comforting the girl. I even have money saved for the cost of morning after pills and an abortion if my partner is so inclined.
>>276308I'm disappointed i thought you were going to tell us that you weren't actually raw
>>276314Oh he's Raw