So, a guy, his wife, son, daughter, and dog walk into a talent agency and the guy says "buddy, do I have a show for you." Talent agent goes "sorry, but I got all my clients all booked up." Guy rears up and says "no no no no, you just gotta see it, it's a family act, we all worked so hard on it!"

"A family act?"
"Yeah yeah! It's great, you just gotta see it!"
"I'm already not interested. Look, pal, you walked past at least twenty fucking family acts on the way here, and I--"
The guy bolts straight up and the woman covers the children's ears. "Excuse me, EXCUSE ME! Now there's no reason to be rude here and I would appreciate it if you didn't use that kind of language around my family, we're just here to audition like everyone else!"

Talent agent looks at the father, looks at the kids, and says "alright, what do ya got?"