First laptop: Megiddo.
Second laptop: Anduriel.
Third laptop: Nyarlathotep.
Second laptop with third laptop's hard drive: Namshiel.
Flash drives: Megiddo (after the first laptop, of course), Androcles.
MP3 player: Angus.

Laptop
iPod
Western Digital

Laptop: Onyx
Flash drive: Candy Mountain

My PC's BLACKBIRD
Old iPod was IRONHIDE
or sometimes when I got bored syncing, I'd rename it AHRONHAWD or back.

Capslock is required for any of my device names.

Desktop: Teletraan 1
External HD: Blaster
Flash card 1: Steeljaw
Flash card 2: Divebomb
Micro SD card 1: Grand Slam
Micro SD card 2: Raindance
USB Stick 1: Rewind
USB Stick 2: Eject

>>1017
it's like I'm reading high fantasy.

desktop: Bloody Murder
mp3 player: Bard
cellphone: Nigger (black, and doesn't like to work)

Desktop 1: Helios
Desktop 2: Daedalus
Laptop: Icarus
iPod: Rockpod

Desktop: Loveless
Drive C: Glider
Drive D: Tremolo

Spot the MBV fan.

But for some reason, my iPod is called Gordon.

Computer now: Piece of Shit
Computer I'm saving up money to get: Obelisk

PC: The Toxic Avenger
Laptop: Frankenstein
C: Hotdog Vender
J: Wiener Mobile

Laptop is Alfred, old desktop was Navi, PSP is Irwin, DS is May, and the iPod is Mercury.

I've named all of my desktop computers Big Boss since before the year 2000. I only have one at a time so I figure whichever is working is Big Boss.
All portable hardware: Mark #

I realized only after the Mark II that I was using my name in their names... I just wanted to be like Tony Stark.