Oh wait.
http://www.serebii.net/blackwhite/pokemon.shtml
real

Whole page.

HOT PROFESSOR LADY CONFIRMED FOR PORN IN 5...4...3...

What is this?

WHAT IS IT?!

IT'S SCARING ME!

>striped crocodile thing

PLEASE, let that be real.

>>9065
IT'S GROUND/DARK MAN! SO AWESOME!

CURRENT RUMORS

- 3 V. 3 Battles

- No more Gym Badges (sounds pretty bullshit)

- Can switch out party Pokemon and box Pokemon anywhere

- can only carry 3 party members at a time (This sounds the most like bullshit)

- TEAM PLASMA

I want a shimama and a gear, the other ones are alright, except for that pink... whatever.

Oh god, FFFFFFFF
JUST WHEN I DECIDE I'M DONE WITH WATCHING THE UPDATES LIKE A HAWK

And this is probably the CoroCoro for this month, so now we gotta wait another fucking month for new stuff. Or maybe till tomorrow afternoon? I hope Pokemon Sunday has something good.

This gen, I told myself I need to not watch the updates so closely. After the announcement of a few new pokemon I wanted to just stop paying attention so when I get the game it'll all be a beautiful surprise or something. But I don't know if I caaaaaaaaaan.

>>9067
Where are these rumors flooding out from?

Also, I am seeing hatred of Hihidaruma popping up. They are saying it is the poor man's Infernape. I personally like it though.

>>9061
this all look amazing, well most

the bird thing there's nothing special, the flower thing looks horrifying (I want one) , the gears have such A dopey face But I'll love them
>>9067
>Can switch out party Pokemon and box Pokemon anywhere
I would LOOOOOOOOVE this

but all I hope for is a 3 way battle mode

>>9063
Pretty swift?

>>9069
4chan.

>>Dr.Araragi
Wait...unless this is some weird Japanese name for a plant I'm familiar with....this isn't a plant.
Araragi is a butterfly genus.

...oh god, oh my sweet lord, oh my holy...
Is that... It can't be.
Is it??
Is that a motherfucking FIRE GORILLA. WITH FLAMING EYEBROWS.
IS IT?!
Gen 5 confirmed for holy-fuck-i-can't-even tier.
I feel weak. Someone. Someone hold me. I can't breathe. I can't feel my body.

>>9079
Right now /co/ is arguing that it's actually a Flaming Owlbear.

>>9081
No. Fuck you /co/ You will not take my Gorilla Bro away from me.
Seriously we have seven monkeys and apes and just now they decide to throw in a fucking gorilla.

I want that Desert Croc and Eleczebra.

>>9062
I'm going to need about twelve of those fucking chinchillas. Holy SHIT is that thing cute.

>>9085
Must we?

>>9085
Yeah, a lot of people detest the cartoony, less anatomical direction the designs are headed, myself included.

>desert Crocodile
>Dark/Ground
>>8622

>>9085

damn it doesn't take people long to sperg

>>9069
Pokemon Sunday doesn't typically say new things, they'll probably show exactly this stuff.

>>9089
I thought people were getting upset over Pokemon getting too detailed; IE: Beautifly being much more detailed a butterfly than Butterfree.
Now we're doing the opposite?
I'm not sure people actually know what they want.

>>9091
I've never liked Butterfree's design, but I think Beautifly and Dustox are awesome. So it goes both ways.

>>9091

okay, there's a different between being too unrealistic and having more crap on it, and things like bugs can have those cartoony designs because it's believable, provided they don't go wild with it.

oh, and more animal mouths.

>>9085

>Color: Fits title of game, has nothing to do with power or species
>species

Okay, this fuckwad is totally trolling.

>Pigeon.
Bought.

>>9085
Because, you know, Black and White horses simply don't exist.

>>9079
GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS

>>9094
What, and creaming himself over Rapidash's fire for being "alive" even though it's a non-moving portrait?

Oh wait, more updates from serebii
1. Reshiram is Fire/Dragon, Zekron is Electric/Dragon
2. They're both about 3 meters tall
3. You need the event Celebi to get Zorua

>To get Zorua, you will need to send over the Celebi from the upcoming movie to Black & White

What.

If this is the only method I am going to be a sad batman.

>>9102
You can catch the Zoroark from the Shiny Beast event and then breed it.

>>9103
But both of those are events. I think he meant through regular means. I kinda feel what he's saying, it was more or less impossible to get a Latios or Latias without pal parking or trading in D/P/P.

>>9106
Fuck yeah wrasslin'.

I don't know how I feel about these. I like the croc, gears, bird, and professor. I'm iffy on the horse and egg... thing. But the fire gorilla, I'm not feeling that one at all.

Funny, no one posted more info on the new region?

Mountains perpendicular to ocean, wasteland between two rivers, forest, and a city on a plain? You know, if you think about it, these video game geographies really don't make sense.

Also, I see some plateaus in the back and a tower(?) in the back left corner.

>>9109
But where is it.

>>9108
"Grill"a?

>>9110
Where is the region in relation to other regions? I don't know,

Other observations:
There isn't a lot of water, but there's an ass-load of bridges.
Either there are less cities overall, or Hiun City is impossibly fuckhueg.
I think that place north of Hiun and the wasteland is an amusement park (or at least it has a Ferris wheel).
It's pretty obvious where the Elite Four here are, but it seems to be multiple locations. Maybe the different matches are WAY far apart?
Is that thing in the middle o f the Pokeball shaped island and lake a Colosseum?

>>9101
>Reshiram is Fire/Dragon, Zekron is Electric/Dragon
Oh boy, more fucking dragons.

>>9113
It does? Where exactly is the Elite Four?

>>9114
At least they're dragon-types we've never gotten before (one of which is 5 generations overdue!)...

>>9116
Probably that castle/tower to the west of those mountain ranges.

http://bulbanews.bulbagarden.net/wiki/More_Black_and_White_information_surfacing

>The Global Terminal is now a part of the Pokémon Center, similar to the entrance of the Union Room in previous games.

YES!

>>9109
So it's basically New York City with deserts and mountains?

>>9110
I'm under the impression that it's China.

>>9101
>Reshiram is Fire/Dragon

Well fuck you too, Game Freak.

>>9120
So... Vegas?

Digging the Gears, Fire OwlGorrilla, Desert Cocrodile, and Electric Zebra. Not so much the Pigeon, Chinchilla or that pink thing.

>>9122
You can't have a part-dragon starter!
They're supposed to be rare and/or legendary.

>>9122
Charizard is never going to be Fire/Dragon. NEVER.

>>9127
Plus, back then that would have given him only two weakness which had regular damaging attacks. And one of them would have been Ground despite Charizard having goddamn wings.

>>9121
Really?

DAMN IT WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS UPDATES WHILE I'M NOT AROUND. I JUST HAD TO FUCKING NAP.

ALSO I AM IMPOSSIBLY EXCITED. GEN 5 CONFIRMED FOR BEST GEN. IF THE TEAM BADGUY LEADER TURNS OUT TO BE FEMALE AS WELL, SHIT IS GOING TO GO DOWN.

>>9067

Based on these rumours is it possible you're not a pokemon trainer in this game? Maybe you're just a dude/dudette with pokemon this time around instead of someone trying to be the very best.

I can really get behind the "no badges" thing. That would make it harder for them to justify HMs. Although the "switching out anywhere and everywhere" thing would put an end to that annoyance anyway.

Uh...hmm.

THE FIRST PORN OFF PIXIV. Much faster than White's first piece arrived.

FIREDARUMAPIGOWLGORILLA IS AMAZING AAAAAAAAA
Psychicpigflowerovary and Geartwins are only slightly less amazing!
Zebralectric and Crazycroc are pretty rad.
Chinchillabro is adorable, and Pigeon-thing is neat, reminds me of Farfetch'd in a way.
And I can dig the hot lady professor.

>>9131

Why is Brooklyn a dense forest and why is New Jersey mountainous?

>>9140
It's a tourism thing. People will actually want to visit New Jersey now.

>>9142

I live in NJ and trust me on this. It'll take a hell of a lot more than pretty mountains to make this place more appealing. Breathable air would be a start

>>9101
Shokotan was right all along?!

>>9137

Japan must love that MILFessor.

>>9145

...And now I have to name my rival Carlos.

>>9146
PERFECT!

>>9066
Well, I know what I'm naming him.

>>9148
Chaser?

>>9122
thats fire/flying

they're look'n pretty awesome

except for the normal type pikachu.

they gotta cut that shit out.

>>9109
is that a honey filled room down there? does this mean a BEES type gym leader?

also gen 5 confirmed for AMERICA FUCK YEAH.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm excite again.

>>9063
oh look, the new pokedex looks like an old ipod.

Holy shit, most of these are just so... I don't know, decent that I didn't even believe they were real at first. I'm really glad they're giving simpler designs a try again. Maybe they just used up all the extraneous detail on the legendaries.

Anyway, I need the hell out of that little fluffy chinchilla thing. I don't even care that its stats will almost certainly be terrible. Fucker's adorable.

So how much porn will there be of the Professor Lady molesting our intrepid protagonists by the end of this?

>>9176
you do realize every starter and legendary had more complex designs since the 1st games right?

>>9178
Uh, yeah, that was kind of my point. You'd be hard pressed to say most of these newly revealed common ones are overdesigned, though. I'm pleasantly surprised just to see a few deviate from that, even if the rest turn out to follow the overdone legendary model in the end. Better than nothing, y'know?

New professor looks like the type of woman who would offer kids alcohol.

>>9189
fuck you man

>>9189
Why must you ruin everything I enjoy, internet?

Please tell me this is fake.

>>9198
It is, it was on fucking deviantart, holy shit RESEARCH PEOPLE RESEARCH

>>9198
It's really obviously fake, I don't even have to research it. Just look at it.

Unf.

Pokemon Sunday just showed shadows of them.
Oddly enough, in the middle of the episode instead of at the end.

>>9061

I can't see the fire thing as a gorilla. I keep hearing that's what it's supposed to be, but I look at the face and see an owl!

So Pokebeach has updated saying that Zoroark and Zoura are in fact event only Pokemon that you can only get with the Shiny Beast and/or Celebi.

Here's what fire ape's based on, if any of you were unaware.

>>The Daruma doll (達磨, daruma), also known as a Dharma doll, is a hollow, round, Japanese doll modeled after Bodhidharma, the founder of the Zen sect of Buddhism. These dolls, though typically red and depicting a bearded man (Dharma), vary greatly in color and design depending on region and artist. Though considered an omocha, meaning toy, Daruma has a design that is rich in symbolism and is regarded more as a talisman of good luck to the Japanese. Daruma dolls are seen as a symbol of perseverance and good luck, making them a popular gift of encouragement. The doll has also been commercialized by many Buddhist temples to use alongside goal setting.

>>9213
Balls.
I hate exclusives.

>>9221
Oooooohhh! I see it now! Would never have made the connection without a side-by-side comparison.

>>9222
It's a bit like how Meowth is based on this guy. Hm... that makes me wonder if there are any other Pokemon based on common Japanese doodads like this.

>>9224

Baltoy and its evolutionary line are based off of the first Japanese sculptures.

Apparently Japan was ahead of the game even back then, as they beat nearly every fireman culture to the punch by discovering fired clay creates stable pottery nearly half a millenia before anyone else did. Peculiarly, these Jomon era statues were sort of a reverse voodoo doll; if you made one, it captured the spirit of a person, and upon breaking it, it supposedly "broke" a person's ailment.

I know of tons of others, such as Chingling being based on a particular holiday custom, and Bronzor and Bronzong are an early Japanese mirror and Buddhist cowbell, respectively.

>>9224
Castform is.

http://bulbanews.bulbagarden.net/wiki/On_the_Origin_of_Species:_Castform

Motherfuckers, me and Gear are gonna roll your shit.