My name is Ash Ketchum.
I had an accident, and I woke up in the Pokémon world.
Am I mad? In a coma? Or crossed-dimensions?

Whatever's happened, it's like I've landed on a different planet. Now, maybe if I can work out the reason, I can get home.

>>7871
BEFO THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK
I TWOAH OPEN A POHTAL IN TIME
AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FYUTCHA
WHEA MY EVIL IS RAW

Coma theories have become so old hat.

>>7891
It's the world's way of trying to make you realize that this whole world is actually a dream you're having when you fell into a coma in the third grade.

>>7891

>>7871
I love you.

>>7894
Gah fuck you fuck you so much.
This always bugs me for a couple of hours after I read it.
It's like I'm 4x weak to paranoia fuel or something.

>>7894
I didn't understand this until..
>>7935

OP:
Pretty interesting theory, I guess, but the fanfic bullshit at the end. That is no longer trying to sell your theory, that is trying to sell shitty writing.
But doesn't it make more sense for a 17 year old to embark on a journey by himself rather than a 10 year old? Seriously, even at 10 years old, I was thinking that the trio was brave shit, because I'd be worried about getting raped.

I mean, I guess that's why they traveled in a pack? But what about all those other kids they would come across that were just traveling by themselves. GUNNA GET RAPED.

He's not in a coma, the series is a lying memoir about Ash's life as he wishes it were, which he is paying out of pocket for using his money that he gets from endorsements as the Pokemon league champion.

No, the whole series has taken place on a Gameboy and other portables and it will end with a DS turning off just as it started as a Gameboy turning on.

>>8095
rofl "end with a DS"
Implying Nintendo will ever end their most successful franchise since ever.
rofl rofl

>>8099
There is that rumor that after Ash wraps up things in Sinnoh that he's being replaced all-together for the Black and White show.

>>8142
It was a pretty flimsy rumour though.

>>8142
That was a mistranslation of one site's report on the new "series".

>>7894

i hate you.

>>9489
That's not nice to say to someone who just wants you to wake up from the coma you don't realize you're in.

Ninten never survived his encounter with Giyig. He was left delirious, vegetative and dead to the world.

>>9510
LIES ;_;