...wat?

>>7172
She sleeps like an old man.

  I am now going to fill this thread with truck drivin' songs.

  Perhaps even more appropriate.

  But best of all.

  Bones, are you intentionally shy-dodging the obvious classics?

  >>7496
Of course not. What do you take me for.

Guys, I can't be the only who doesn't like the new girl, can I? Her hair reminds me of a sassy latina and her shorts are so sluttacious and oh god why can't I just enjoy things like everyone else ;_;

>>7514

I can see why you wouldn't like her hair, but even Misty had short-shorts. Besides, almost all the girls after Misty were slutalicious. May with her giant ten-year old boobs, Dawn with her PANTSU, etc.

>>7515
Really, May's such a slut, with her Virginal breast hypertrophy. It's not like that's a real medical condition anyway. And Dawn, man, what a whore, wearing a skirt. You can CLEARLY see her panties if you look up it. Obviously a nympho.

>>7515
....
You know, outside of fanart, I've never seen how you could call May's breasts "giant".
.... Ack, I hate talking about stuff like this.

>>7521
No matter the size of her tits, she still wore a lot of latex.

>>7523
I suppose that is true.
Spot on, spot on.

>>7521
I think you can really only call May's breasts "giant" in comparison to other ten year olds. I mean other ten year olds forty years ago before bovine growth hormone, because lots of ten year olds have tits these days.

Heeeeey, let's get off this topic and move onto another one.

.... How about that male trainer? We don't see much talk about him? Anyone like or dislike his design? Feel free to explain why or why you don't like it.

>>7534
I love his design. Because no berets or capris. Also he looks like a total bro.

I like everything about the male trainer except his jacket. Why is he taking a jacket with a broken zipper on a pokemon journey? You don't know what the fuck's gonna happen out there; rain, snow, gyrados flip-flopping around and other wacky pokemon incident will occur. A man needs a good jacket!

>>7543
I'd like his jacket better if it were a different color. Something darker, maybe brown-ish.

>>7534
I've gotten steadily more used to his design, and like it now!

Honestly, I like it better than the girl's. I'll probably be dicking around as him instead, unless there's some huge gender difference that'll bug the hell outta me.

>>7543

You think his family can afford a new jacket for him?

They live in a pick-up truck.

All 12 of his immediate family.

Dude needs a toque. Enough said.

I just don't like that his Jacket is Blue, if it was red or his Hat was blue or something I'd like it, but oh well, still pretty dope design.

>>7666
Guy needs a hoodie and a toque. Preferably with a skeleton. Enough said.

>>7743

Great quote from a friend concerning the game's location and what'll be inside it.

"So wait, if it's in the US, what'll the obligatory ruins be--you know what, Japan's going to be an utter asshole and have the ruins at the World Trade Center."

>>7962
more realistically, I expect to see lots and lots of indian burial grounds.

>>8208
The Arrow Ruins. Has lots of deer, bison, eagle, and wolf-looking ghost types. And some poison-type brown humanshape with colorful feathers. There's an abandoned highway nearby (Route 5) with evidence of hundreds of car accidents.

Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Haaaa...

>>8230

It'd be cool if they just made the different gendered players rivals.

>>8272
>>8230

They should make a female rival.

>>8272
You mean like they've been doing since the 3rd gen?

>>8288
I think he means the less friendly rival.

>>8289
Barry's pretty friendly.

>>8290
I said less.
And I know you know what I mean.

>>8288

They didn't do it in fourth gen.

>>8379
Well, 50% rounds up.

>>8380

It's not 50%! They only did it in Gen 3!

>>8385
50% of since 3rd gen?

>>8387
Nah, only about 33%

>>8456
IT'S 25%!
1 of 4 generations! 1/4 = 25%!

>>8458
But we are only talking about since Gen3.
Which would be Gen3, Gen4, and then Heart/Soul.
Making it 33%

>>8463
Heart/Soul is a part of gen 4. Otherwise you need to include Fire/Leaf
That would make it 25% having the remakes as their own games and 50% keeping the remakes in their respected gens.

HERE I MADE A CHART FOR YOU

>>8477
...Took me a minute to figure out what was going on in that chart.

>>8477

>>8477
You forgot Green version from Gen 1

>>8487
Green was Blue.

>>8491
No, Green is pretty different from Red and Blue. Graphically speaking, at least.

>>8495
I think Green's version-specific Pokemon are the same as the English Blue's, and the English versions of Red and Blue use the Japanese Blue's graphics...