Old thread here: >>55754

Some unposted stuff to kick off the thread.

>>66912

There needs to be far, far more GA/Rose than there currently is.

There's not enough anyone/anyone period.

Just reposting the stuff I've written for easy reference.
John x Rose
http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=vzUhWEJD
Dave x Jade
http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=dfe7VQLK
Karkat x Terezi
http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=yMzUnQN4

plus a kawaii morbi pic.

I like Jade and feel weird about it.

>>66927

Jade is a cute elemental. A dense, volatile being composed of pure adorable. You can't not like her.

>>66927

that's normal

then again, anon is the hardest of jade/at shippers so maybe I'm just blinded here

Oh, well if we're reposting:

http://pastebin.com/nyuxjT5r

Gamzee/Tavros cyber log.

>>66952

I didn't really get the chance to say that this is probably good but I can't read it. Because. You know.

The gay.

>>66952
I usually skip over the actual sex part of these things. I didn't for this one. It was too funny.

>>66962
It's not too bad. It's actually pretty tasteful. There isn't a ridiculous amount of detail about Gamzee's juggling club or Tavros' long, throbbing beef truncheon.

Thanks, guys :3

I actually like characters interacting as much as the porn, and come on. It's Gamzee/Tavros. It has to be fun or it's not actually them.

Anyway have something a buddy of mine made. DAT ASS.

>>66972
This is the kind of picture Alternian flyboys keep inside their recuperacoons.

>>66972
Is Terezi a giantess? I'd be inclined to think that the picture's depth perception is out of whack, but the directions of the other trolls' eyes seem to imply that she's actually that big and standing right in their midst.

>>66974

i'm just really bad at perspective <:3c

>>66974

I don't think it really matters. The picture is so funny.

>>66972
I thought it was just the style. Like one of those old timey poster things. IDK.

>>66924
I've created a monster.

Yeah, pic owns

look at Tavros' dorky fucking swimsuit

>>66978
I'd save the regret for when if it becomes canon...

carcinogeneticist began trolling gallowscalibrator

ohoho :v

>>66986

WHAR HURR GLASEZ

>>66982
Isn't it already? I mean. It was heavily, heavily implied they did naughty things together over the internet in their log (Terezi is just going with it for the lulz, but apparently aC is in sincerity mode).

>>66987
they fell off somewhere around the time they both stripped and started fucking over her desk

deal with it :duhjohn:

>>66986
Oh man. There's something pretty hot about seeing toes spread in pleasure.

>>66990

He's not going to walk away un-welted

>>66989
Karkat loves seeing those blank, milky eyes.

>>66992
You should have heard the disgusted sound I made! Something like "bluharghleuh."
(jk.)

Also have some naked Jade sitting on some hill outside somewhere.

>>66997
Katie, don't stop.
Don't ever stop. <3

I just realized the best way to get terezi to suck a dick is to paint it red. It is the tastiest color you know.

>>66997
Her face is so pretty and... mature. I mean that in the best possible way. Thoughtful, pensive. To be fair, by now she has been through a lot.

>>66997
Adorabibble. I like how you were able to make a realistic rendition of her stylized hair, if that makes any sense.

>>66999
Pfffft, this concept is hilarious.
Knowing her, though, there would always be the very real threat of HORRIBLE GNASHING TEETH. :3

>>67003
Getting a blow job from a troll would be equal parts arousing and terrifying. Arousifying.

Dem teeth...

You are now imagining what troll sex toys must be like. The fact that so much of their technology is biological only intensifies the terror.

>>67006
recreational tentacle monsters.

>>67006
other trolls, heavily drugged.

>>67008
And not drugged to be docile, either, quite the opposite >:3

>>67008
I laughed~

>>66999
I might have to do this if no one steps forward. This is simply something that must be done.

>>67004
What with those shark teeth and whatnot. Definitely agreed, though.

>>67008

So basically, you're saying that Gamzee gets all the fucking play.

>>67012

I would pretty much murder a mob boss barehanded to see a group/Gamzee situation. Between the slime and his painfully amiable niceness he's just so easy to influence.

>>67006
aaaaaa why did I draw thisssss

Ignore the fact that trolls don't use beds
I am tired and am giving exactly zero fucks about it

>>67013

"sO hEy WhAt Is AlL bEiNg HaPpEnInG uP iN HeRe, BrOs?"

"SHIT, IT'S THE STONER IDI--GAMZEE GET THE FUCK OUT."

"MaAaAaAn, WhAt ArE tHeSe ClOtHeS AlL BeInG, aRe YoU gUyS pLaYiNg DrEsSuP?"

"WE'RE LARPING NOW USE THE DOOR AGAIN."

"ShIt, ThAt SoUnDs LiKe ThE mOtHeRfUcKiN bItChTiTs!"

"FUCK NO IT'S BORING AS FUCK NOW GET OUT. I CAN'T BE A GOGDAMN KNIGHT IF YOUR STUPID FACE IS STARING AT ME."

"mAn I aM aLl OvEr BeInG a KnIgHt!"

"kARKAT CAN'T WE, CAN'T WE LET HIM PLAY,"

"FUCK NO HE IS GOING TO GIVE THIS RP THE STUPIDS EVEN MORE THAN YOU DID. HE'LL JUST---OK YEAH. YEAH SURE GAMZEE YOU CAN PLAY. YOU CAN BE A PROSTITUTE."

"mAn ThAt SoUnDs LiKe ThE rEaL bItChTiTs RiGhT tHeRe! WhAt'S a PrOsTiTuTe?"

"uHH, I'M NOT SURE YOU WANT TO KNOW,"

"SHUT UP RETARD. GAMZEE, A PROSTITUTE IS THE MEMBER OF THE PARTY WHO HELPS ALL THE OTHER MEMBERS FEEL GOOD AND STAY HAPPY AND ENTERTAINS THEM. LIKE A COURT JESTER."

"oHhH! mAn I aM aLl OvEr ThAt ShIt LiKe WhItE oN rIcE!"

"WHAT THE FUCK IS 'RICE'."

>>67014
I love how concerned it looks. That's what happens when a girl who only interacts with people online goes through puberty.

>>67016
...I wonder if AC ever had a chance to talk to Jade...

>>67014
Post this to the forum! do eeet

Also, maybe trolls use beds just for stuff like that.

>>67018
Uh, I don't think this is exactly forappropriate.

I bet AG's robot arm vibrates.

>>67019
I'll post it and get banned pornlah akbar!

Just kidding. But morbi even if you don't do straight up porn you need to keep doing stuff like this. I laughed.

>>67015
You should continue this. Just cause I wanna see Karkat verbally abuse Tavros and Gamzee while they whore themselves out.

>>67023

Yeah, it's kind of funny

>>67014
Obviously she's roleplaying as someone who sleeps in a bed.
Obviously.

>>67028
companion piece: Jade in a recuperacoon.

>>67023
It would be like that apple game, except the apple is Gamzee.

ok...aG needs some lovin...now

>>67029
Goddammit, why must you guys give me such delicious ideas when I really need to sleep

Andrei... Come back soon! ;_;

>>67023

I totally would if I had even marginal authorial ability. As it is it would be completely terrible and you'd end up hating the idea more than you wanted it in the first place.

But you're pretty much my favorite Homestuck fanartist ever, so if you were by any chance actually serious about that, I will totally throw out my painfully amateur writing into the open to amuse you.

>>67033
My god... with him and all these other amazing artists the Homestuck porn train would be unstoppable!

Fuck I'm falling down all these amazing arts.

just how HIGH do you got to be to draw that good and sexy

AA doesn't need drugs to kidnap and rape other trolls according to the newest update.

*snap*

zzzzzzzzzzz

Why do I want to see Terezi do things to him? Rough things.

>>67040

That's normal. Next patient.

>>67041
Doctor, why do I want to see Jade have a zillion orgasms despite her being a little armless girl?

>>67043

because that's totally hot.

>>67040

Because he's obviously the M to her S. Tavros for fandom abuse sponge.

>>67051
He strikes me as less of a masochist and more of a big softie that would awkwardly go along with almost anything, especially if it meant making one of his friends feel good.

oKAY TEREZI
uH I MEAN MISTRESS

>>67052

True, I was oversimplifying. Aww he pretty much WOULD let you do what you wanted. And probably like it. :)

>>67043
It would be more fun to see hero-mode Jade or Katie-mode Jade having all sorts of orgasms, if I'm honest.

>>67034
DO IT. I DEMAND IT. In return I'll draw whatever awful thing you want. :D

Don't suppose I could request to see some JohnxTroll girl (any of them, really)

>>67072

John x every lady troll. He's pimp as fuck.

Y'know that whole phenomenon... where siblings, who don't know that they are related, are sexually very attracted to one another? Look it up, it totally happened.

It would be an interesting idea for a JadexJohn or RosexDave thing.

>>67073
I want to see this but without a shirt. She's lookin pretty busty right there, and the body language is sexy as hell.

>>67077 >>67072
I can try but I hate drawing John. He's the bane of my fanart, I swear to god.

>>67087
I just checked the artist's page and, true to deviantArt form, says commissions are CLOSED and requests are "NEVER. Seriously, it's better to just not ask."

Too bad, really.

>>66952

> AT: wATCH THE TEETH,
> TC: Oh yEaH ThOsE MoThErFuCkErS CaN CoNsIdEr tHeMsElVeS On pRoBaTiOn, GoTtA GeT AlL GoInG To cHeCk iN WiTh a cOrReXeCuTiOnAl oFfIcEr eVeRy 24 HoUrS Or gEt cUlLeD.

XD

>>67087

It's too bad, because that's probably one of the best fanart johns :)

>>67031

that reminds me, has eyes 5 done any of her weird secret probatable fanart yet? I wanted to see but there was basically no fucking way in hell I was gonna join mspa's retarded forums.

>>66986

i

think i ship it now

>>67092

I was already shipping it :D Hatefriends forever!

>>67094
John x Terezi is the ship I will follow even if it sails to the depths of hell... which is pretty likely.

So you can exchange fics for pictures from Katie, huh?

Haha, maybe I did write this expressly for that purpose but I think everybody wins regardless.

Rose x Jade. I'm not entirely certain how I feel about this but I hope you find something to like. http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=zs64maDv

>>67073
I have to agree with Katie here. That is incredibly damn sexy, now if only it had a lack of shirt. But even then, I'm kind of turned on by the whole clothes-on seduction that's going on.

And for some reason, the lips/mouth especially. Gog damn this oral fixation.

>>67068

YES MA'AM. I am going to apologize in advance for how crappy this is turning out, but I'll do my best to have this little drabble done by later tonight/put up. Sorry for the lengthy wait!

>>67124
Oh GOD.
I see that little bit of tongue peeking out and my brain goes crazy. :3

>>67124
Also, sorry about the double post, but the horns are missing.

>>67124

FUCK that's awesome. Poor John. He just gets teased left and right.

>>67127
FACK
I always forget something (I shit you not) and then catch myself before I post it.
Missed it this time. OH WELL. I'll post a fixed version in a sec.

>>67129
Annnnd it's fixed. I'll delete my other post.

>>67132
Yessss, this is everything I imagined and more

well John, it's rude not to return the favor

>>67113
Good material, but it has some of the same failings as the first Rose/John one. I say leave it for now and revise it later.

>>67133

you heard the anon, john

>>67132
this is totally excellent B)

i really love the way you drew john, not enough stuff of this nature involving him. :D

Found this on /coq/, of all places.

>>67132
Forgot to respond to this: yesss delicious Egbert awkwardness.

>>67138
Well, it is gay. and awesome. Gaysome.

>>67138
Aw yis. B3

>>67132
>>67138

oh my god i love both of these

>>67132
awww John is so cute. You need to draw him more often (: