Oh you hole of ass, I'm sad!

God, you know what would really piss people off? If 4Kids was still in control.

This shot would have had the crew been attacked and their ship cast into some soul-eating mist, and it's causing everyone to lose their souls and fall into comas.

Brooke gets out because he's got the lifeline lifeline fruit, and can survive in the mist, he just becomes bones because HE'S GOT NOTHING LEFT TO EAT! :D

>>11169
This is now an "in 4kids was still in control" thread. Because we all need to torture ourselves every once in a while.

I think Sabaody would be skipped entirely, personally. The slavery/government oppression themes would just be too hard to cut. The Straw Hats would be separated by a tornado or something, and Rayleigh would meet Luffy after the war entirely by chance.

THIS THREAD

HURTS SO GOOD

I totally think Enies Lobby's giants would have been magically made to believe Sogeking because Usopp magically had something else belonging to his dad that proved he was half giant.

Luffy was about to save Ace, but then his hormone limit caused him to black out, and the Marines took the chance to regain the upper hand and lock Ace and Whitebeard away far off in some secret prison that nobody can ever get to.

Oh, and Kalifa wasn't angry about sexual harassment, she's just VERY protective of her personal space.

Hell, actually, that might be funny, give her a complex about other people being too dirty and stuff, and her soap powers just add on to that.

>>11172
Hormone limit?

Oh no. that was cut. There is an afro'd man named Ivan, who's power is the wink wink fruit. He leads a bunch of prisioners to esacape, though some of them are dressed very silly since "it's all they could find."

He lives on an island that Sanji ends up on on the tornado. We find this out in a flashback, he came back to his island, met sanji, and sent him on his way immediately.

First Davy Back Fight Arc is cut entirely.

Why? The afro.

The other encounters aren't though, it's like the Tauros. These guys just don't like the Strawhats for some reason.

>>11177
That's silly. They don't take it out for that.

Rather, the afro is now red and luffy also has a clown nose.

"They say... the clowns are champions... or is it the champions are always clowns.... anyway, put this on, and your punches will increase!"

*HONK HONK*

Robin's backstory is that everyone went on vacation and accidentally left her Home Alone: Ohara.Pic related.

>>11183
Why is this so funny to me? I've never even seen that movie.

>>11183
Nah, they'd just all be arrested.

>>11185
For not eating their vegetables.

>>11186
They probably couldn't get around Saul being frozen, though, so they'd just say it wasn't permanent.

Though, to be fair, that's a distinct possibility in the original, too (Ice TIME CAPSULE).

>>11187
Saul went back to the marines and so that Robin wouldn't miss him, they built her a statue of him

>>11175
The whole Okama theme is suddenly changed into a disco revival theme. Ivan has a disco outfit shopped on. Same for all the other Okama's. Sanji's a diehard hip hop fan, thus he hates disco.

They skip Saobody and the Impel Down and the War, but Amazon Lily is kept in. Instead of golden balls the amazons are amazed that Luffy still wears tightie whities and Luffy accidentally lands in Hancock's private water park because the amazons have the same suction cup arrows that Don Krieg had.

Skypeia is renamed the Land of the Fairies, thus everyone had fairy wings, and Ganfall is the fairy king. Also, the fat priest guy is given a crappy british accent and all his attacks are Elton John jokes.

>>11180
>*HONK HONK*
I would pay to hear Iva's VA say this like HEE HAW

How did 4Kids handle Skypiea?

Or did they even make it that far?

>>11211
They didn't make it that far.

Thank God.

>>11211
FUNi took over shortly before the start of the arc.

>>11211
They didn't, but they did dub Pirates' Carnival which had Jaya and Skypiea characters in it. (Thank god they cut all the Water 7 people from it. Can you imagine how they would've handled CP9?)

In short:
-Bellamy has a high nasally voice that makes him sound like a nerd, and he says at least one bad hyena-related pun
-Wiper sounds like an angry Mexican Vegeta
-any reference to "Blue Sea dwellers" is changed to "Gravity Blue Riders"
-Satori sounds like Goofy
-Enel is the "Sky Lord" and his priests are "vassals"

>>11211
They were axed shortly after Alabasta.

I think it was like three episodes before they planned to add Robin to the intro...

>>11214
CP9 would probably all have really lame pun names related to their animal themes; "Leopold," "Wolfgang," etc.

>>11216
...I'm ok with this.

Kalifa would be Ewe-dora

Mr. 3 is in Impel Down because his jokes were so terrible, he got arrested for them.

>>11252
The sad thing is, I could totally see something like that happening in OP.