This was over in /a/ and I thought it'd be kinda fun for us. I was listening to the Protomen and... well, /a/ actually helped me out.>Hope Rides Alone.>...Crazy strength so long as I am the last man standing? I have no idea.>Would be a cool one, but easily defeated. Incredible strength, speed, etc. the less people are around.
>>46809Better then a Gator Cannon?I scoff at the notion.
>>46812Clint Eastwood. The power to turn any object you touch into a gun that you can control mentally.
Seven Nation Army - White Stripes.Nnnnnn I can't think of anything for either that isn't too cliche, though all I can think of for SNA is the power to create a squad of Stand made soldiers, seven types, only one type can be summoned at a time.And for White Stripes all I can think of is the ability to strap white striped on somthing or someone and I can pass any object through the stripes like they're connected portals.
>>46826NO MAN, you play UP The cliches, you would have 7 tiny robot-ish figures with roughly a similar base design with racist attributes attached to the robots for each nation, each one having a befitting good thing they can do in a fight that fits in toe with the Nation: i.e. The American one shoots stuff, etc.I really Dig your kinda Beetle"Juice" idea for White Strips though.
Rap is a Man's SoulForces opponent into a freestyle rap battle. if he loses, I get his soul.
>Load up mp3s>Shuffle>Get Gate of Magus>There is nothing I cannot cut
>Breeding Ground>Creates monster children. Think Little Sisters meet Children of the Corn.>It would be similar to Bad Company or Harvest, although because the children grow from their user, they couldn't be endlessly produced and would be visible to non-stand users.>I could be arrested for child endangerment if I ever tried fighting someone.
>Catch You Catch MeAlright, maybe this:>CYCM allows them to capture their target under any condition/circumstance with the liability of the target having to be in a surrounding position of the Stand or in physical contact
>Playtime by Yanni>Incredible endurance (it's an 8-minute song), and speed and strength enhanced as long as my adrenaline and endorphins are at a certain level. The more fun I'm having, the better I fight.>Drawbacks: If I enjoy a battle too much, I get too powerful, I get bored, my power drops, I panic, power drops faster.I suck at this :<
>>Pop Goes My HeartCauses heart attacks or at least excruciating pain in anyone visible by pointing in their direction and saying "pop"
>World End Dominator from UminekoI don't know what it does, but it's awesome.
>The Hellion-Electric Eye by Judas Priest>Turns me into living electricity, allowing me to spy on anyone I want by entering their electronics.
>The Love of Richard Nixon by Manic Street Preachers>Takes the form of the ultimate wiretap, with the ability to be sent out to listen in on any conversation.Oh yes. I went there.
>Devil in a Midnight Mass.>Creates a black ethereal candle above my head that, like my stand, can only be seen by stand users.>The stand is an odd looking fellow with wing-like arms, similar to Spring Heeled Jack. Powerful legs for jumping from place to place and combat if necessary, and super speed to match.>The candle burns for ten minutes, and when it runs out, the opponent dies, and the years he would have lived are added to my normal life span.>Should the stand or the user is killed normally, then the death is normal, but... should the candle be doused with holy water and snuffed out, the Stand vanishes, and the body dies... except that the soul of the user still feels the pain the body would feel if alive for all the lifetime he'd originally acquired, and will only be given release once the time has run out, even if the body has completely corroded.>Should the stand kill the opponent before the candle burns out, the amount burned away compared to what would have been gained is added instead.>Basically, the goal of this stand isn't to beat someone as quick as possible, it's to make sure the opponent is distracted long enough for the candle to take away enough life for its user to be satisfied.
>Comedians Gallop>Horse clown. It never slows down, it honks at every step, and it leaves behind lemon meringue pies. Trips and crashes often, but recovers from said pratfalls quickly and gracefully.
>Jukebox Hero>Stand grant the power to open doors to the past of an individual, only being able to access parts of a person's life that has changed their life completely. The doors can be accessed by other people besides the original stand user, but only the stand user can open or close doors. The doors are shaped like jukeboxes that are stuck to a person's back.
>>46665I'm listening to SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestialityI...Is this the best stand or the worst?
>>47132Gives your foes the best orgasm of their life, but also all of the shame they would have gotten if they'd committed all of those individually.Has no effect on psychopaths.Your call.
>>47134>Has no effect on psychopaths. >Jojo's Bizarre AdventureSo I can't affect anyone?
Currently hearing "Venice Queen" from Red Hot Chili Peppers......help please :< ?
>>47139It's really easy to figure out, just make something up that fits you, Like exploding things? Come up with an explosion ability that somehow barely fits the song, but I'll make up one for you."MY STAND VENICE QUEEN CONTROLS ALL BODIES OF WATER SHE CAN SEE!
>>47139GONDOLA WOMAN GOLEM
>>47141BINGO, THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE, REMEMBER, IT'S A BIZARRE ADVENTURE!
>Time Of Your Life>Causes almost everything I do to end up benefiting me in some way that no one expected at all.>Takes quite a while before benefiting me. Very lose the battle, win the war.
>>47143No, That probability manipulation, it's perfect.Well done.
>Amongst the WaveThe ability to ride on moving water/wind currents.
>>47156Why not stretch it a little farther, include air currents or energy waves?
>4:12>Everyone in range falls asleep for 4 minutes and 12 seconds
>Gold Saucer from FFVIII apparently have the ability to consume time and gil at a prodigious rate.
>Man O' War - Hand of Doom>GEE I WONDER WHAT THIS STAND DOES
>Bow Down and Lick My Feet>:awesomeface:
>> Magica Theme (Reprise)>It's an ornate, heavy book. If the rituals in it can be pulled off (they range from months long bits of ritualized crime to having an epiphany) it can do nearly anything.
>funky dealerobscene amounts of luck, but only while gambling.
>Willie Hutch - The GlowIts power is to make me the Shogun of Harlem.
AWW SHIIIIIIIIIT
Aesop - None Shall passMakes it impossible to get past me as long as my stand is active, possibly repels oponents backwards
>Crazy Captain Gunboat WillieYes. YEEEESSS!
>Big Rock Candy Mountain - Harry McClintockYou are able to convert any plant into edible food, making any fluid provide nourishment, and no animal will attack you first.
"Save Room" by John LegendIt creates an impenetrable region of space-time that roughly fits only one person at a time and only I can enter or leave.
>Aesop Rock - Getaway CarAllows user to walk/run as fast as a car. Max speed around 100 mph.
>>47917I'd be worried if I was you.
Cuban PeteHas the power to make ever go chick-chickey-boom-chick-chickey-boom.
Demetori ~ Suwa Foughtan Field.Type: ActiveRole: Long range Super heavy bombardment type.Powers: Manifestation of Onibashra missile barrages, Rainbow colored rice machineguns and Snake smart mines. Has reaction time roughtly fifteen times faster then a human and precision similar to, but not as strong as Star Platnium. Weakness: Aside from the smart mines, It has no close range combat abilities.
>Venus the bringer of Peace.>The ability to produce a hallucinogenic gas that will show all exposed (except the user) their greatest desire. >If exposed to the gas for more than 10 minutes it will prove fatal, bringing the targets ultimate peace.>The gas will, however,not affect any individuals who are already living a fulfilled life.after typing this it sounds a lot like Cosmo Enetelechia
>Fat Bottomed GirlsErrr...
>>48002Clearly your stand lets you make the rocking world go round.
>After Midnight>This Stand is a mogwai.
>>48004 It takes the shape of a fat biker lesbian...though I'm not sure anyone gets or knows that part of the song.
>MiamiAllows user to create a portal leading to an alternate dimension that is nothing but a giant beach and ocean. Any amount of people can pass through this portal. If they are in the beach world when the portal is closed, they are trapped until the user lets them out or is killed.
>>48016>Fat Bottom Girls>fat biker lesbian>lesbianI thought it was about overweight prostitutes and "get on your bikes and ride" was just a reference to "Bicycle Race" (which itself reference "Fat Bottom Girls") and the cover of the album they were both from. Where did you get biker lesbians?Anyway:>The Battle of Evermore - Led ZeppelinSummons one army of 13,000 men (though not all at once) and another of 80,000 orcs, 9 Ringwraiths, some trolls, etc.>You and your opponent(s) are each given one army (you choose which).