The other one has maxed out so carry on here
>>44001That chapter man, that fucking chapter. When did Araki become such a God Tier storyteller?
Not to get off course, but have you ever heard a band's nameand thought "That'd make a great stand name"?
>>44096ALL THE DAMN TIMEPRETTY MUCH EVERY NEKROMANTIX OR MISFITS SONG MAKES ME THINK THAT
>>44098 I got:Scissor SistersRun DMCDelta DawnMoving PicturesPhantom 309Mr. Bad Guy MadvillianMicrowave Mayonnaise
>>44096Five Iron Frenzy.
Elephant BonesCool the EnginesWeapon of ChoiceRenegadeMr. Blue Sky
Alice in ChainsFunky Homo SapienCypress HillFoghat
THERE'S ONLY ONE STAND FOR ME:BAD ROMANCE!
So what does Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap actually do? Is it just teleportation or something else? Knowing Araki it's something much more complicated, but really have no idea.
>>44345Dimension Hopping: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap allows different parallel worlds/dimensions to co-exist at the same time and/or in the same place. Allows its user to visit these parallel (near)worlds/dimensions and interact with them.
>>44345DIMENSIOOOOOOOOOOONS
>>44353The previous boss stands stopped time, reversed time, erased time, and accelerated time.I guess it's about time we moved on to space manipulation.
>>44496My guess is it's this new Universes final boss power instead of time, Also I don't expect Dio to stay content with just the eye for long.
Well would you look at that! For once I'm not writing about delays!This chapter is short, sweet, and delightfully confusing. It's like spicy chocolate. You'll be trying to piece together the events on the streets of Philadelphia for weeks. Who is the Steel Ball Run shadow man villain? What is Wekapipo doing? Where is Dio? And what on earth is up with Disco and his crazy Stand? Read it, enjoy, and try to puzzle it out without resorting to spoilers!Mediafire - http://www.mediafire.com/?mjmiznkzodmsendspace - http://www.sendspace.com/file/eivbykmegaupload - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=33HQIJVQAnd as always, back chapters are at http://www.mediafire.com/jojoproject if you need to catch up. You can also find past releases, FAQs, and contact info at the JoJo Project blog, shizukajoestar.blogspot.com.
>>44633I LOVE YOU LIKE A BROTHER DEEPFAG!
>>44666Love me if you will, brother, but I'm just the messenger making sure /jam/ doesn't miss out on SBR releases! Shizuka does all the editing and Freshy all the translating!
>>44680We love you both.Both of you are BRO tier.
FUCKIN' CHOCOLATE DISCOAlso OH SHIT JOHNNY
Am I kawaii? Uguu~
More Stand names:Chemical BrothersRhinestone CowboySunshine SupermanStupid Alien
Poodle HatRunning with ScissorsBedrock AnthemSkipper Dan
>>46323OH BBY
>>46429Obviously you'd also need Bob.
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/jewwario/ycpt/26954-jojobizarreadventure
Well, since OneManga is gonna close, does anyone knows where I can find parts 1 to 3?>>47191Oh hey!That was nice.
Nevermind that, I found this:http://ignition-one.confusticated.com/
>>47327JoJo's Bizarre Copypasta on how/where to read.Parts 1-3 are on mangatraders.com or here:Part 1 - Phantom Bloodhttp://www.megaupload.com/?d=1FDBBNW8Part 2 - Battle Tendencyhttp://www.megaupload.com/?d=QEZ28TURPart 3 has an official English release from Viz, if you don't like the scans, buy that, or slap the text onto better raws yourself!Part 3 - Stardust Crusadershttp://www.megaupload.com/?d=NCGQR155Part 4's translation is just bad(and wonderful), it's being redone(slowly) here:http://donebetterelsewhere.blogspot.com/You'll have to stick with the wonderful Duwang edition for the parts that haven't been redone yet.Part 4 - Diamond is Unbreakablehttp://www.megaupload.com/?d=TXFG6W8Rhttp://www.megaupload.com/?d=U4QTOIMIhttp://www.megaupload.com/?d=IN2EHFIHPart 5 is also on mangatraders. About it's translation, it's pretty bad, just more gramatically correct than part 4's, so it doesn't seem as bad. JoJoProject is starting to retranslate/scan it. Redone volumes will be with the 6 and 7 scanlations.Part 5 - Golden Windhttp://www.megaupload.com/?d=4NSZYLTXhttp://www.megaupload.com/?d=EW77Z1I6Parts 6 and 7 are here:http://www.mediafire.com/jojoproject#Status updates on Part 7, so you don't have to scream SCANS WHERE all the time:http://shizukajoestar.blogspot.com/
>>47378>Part 3 has an official English release from Viz,All of it? I thought it was cut short.
>>47432Yeah, it was
>>47432It got cut for a while due to some legal issue with the OVA showing some religious stuff or some shit, but it's going again and near complete. It's on the Dio's World part now.
I wonder how part 3 Dio would stand up to the Pillar Men. I bet he'd like to get his hands on that Red Stone, you know, not being inconvienienced by that whole bursting into flames thing.
>>47493He'd probably beat them all easily, save for maybe Ultimate Cars
>>47512Ultimate Cars was pretty much unbeatable. Literally the only thing they could do against him was send him away so he became someone else's problem. (In this case, the void of space's problem. The void of space is really good at taking care of its problems)He'd fuck any of the others up, though.
I seriously was hoping JJBA would keep progressing in time to a Star Trek/Mass Effect state where we'd have an evil invading planet creature...Cars.but that would never happen.
>>47533I am now envisioning Ultimate Cars versus The Borg or the Reapers.And it is awesome.
>>47524Hate to break it to you but Ultimate Cars probably couldn't take on a stand user.I can theorize this because Stands are (at least implied) to have been around for years. They are simply an extension of life energy and the fact Cars didn't seem to have any semblance of stand power (I mean the guy could turn into practically anything. Complete control over bio-mass is awesome but Stands seem to operate on a different level) implies that Pillar Men either lacked the ability to gain stands or it was simply outside of their feasibility. We probably won't know since Araki ignores them but I'd say that most Stand users would be able to (or at least have a definite edge) against Pillar Men.This doesn't change the fact Cars could come back from ANYTHING but I'm just saying all it takes is one special Stand power and he could be done.
>>47550Uh, Ultimate Cars had command of the Ripple. Hell, he was pumping out Ripple energy at a prodigious rate. Stand power and Ripple energy are explicitly the same thing, in a different form.Hell, when you think about it, Cars' ultimate form essentially was his own Stand.
>>47554Concur'd.
>>47524 Some of the more Hax stands could deal with him easy enough>>47554 Ripple don't mean shit once you got a Stand, Dio was able to laugh it off and knocked it aside directly when Joseph tried it.
>>47564The most hax stands involve time, 5 seconds for Dio wouldn't accomplish shit because all he can do is punch hard and throw things in those 5 seconds, then Cars would curb stomp him.Pucci has the most chance against him, but if he gets a single piece of Cars on him during the fight he's fucked.
>>47566>5 seconds for Dio wouldn't accomplish shit because all he can do is punch hard and throw things in those 5 seconds>implying he can't suck his blood and become a super pillar vampireSeriously though Araki forgot all the shit Dio could do in part 1
>>47567I dunno, it seemed like taking Johnathan's body kinda drained his powers a bit.Also draining Cars blood would most likely be impossible and a bad idea for Dio, Cars would most likely merge into him and take him over biologically.
>>47568>Also draining Cars blood would most likely be impossible and a bad idea for Dio, Cars would most likely merge into him and take him over biologically.This. Remember, the only reason it was even safe for Jonathan, Lisa Lisa, Caesar and the rest to even touch the Pillar Men in any way shape or form is that their Ripple was protecting their bodies from being ground up at a cellular level and fed to them.Trying to combat the Pillar Men with vampire powers is like pissing into the ocean. Everything you can do, they can do times ten, purely by virtue of who they are.
>>47566 -Gold Experiance Requim-But really there are a whole bunch of hax stands that don't involve time
>>47571I thought we were just talking villains, but yeah, GER could probably do it, but it's the Ultimate stand.
It's been an infinitely long time but hey, guess what? WE ARE BACK. Steel Ball Run volume 17, chapter 3.The end of the infamous Chocolate Disco arc is here. How does Gyro get out of that sticky situation from the last chapter? It's one awesome trick, let me tell you that! But after Di-s-co is dealt with, there's something else looming... a mystery that has crowds baffled and whose implications are almost unthinkable! The longest arc in the history of SBR starts here!Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?iv6m7idbfs0pwkrSendspace: http://www.sendspace.com/file/01hfqpMegaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=FX8P4DG4And as always, you can go to http://www.mediafire.com/jojoproject to catch up, and to http://shizukajoestar.blogspot.com for updates.
>>48924O...OH GOD FINALLY....IT'S BEEN SOOOOOOOOOO LONG, DEEPFAG I COULD KISS YOU!
HATERS GONNA HATE
>>47378>>48924I didn't have the chance to thank you for this links before.And I need to get me updated with SBR. Since One Manga closed, I've been pretty disconected from it.
>>48943Speaking of links, a kind person created an Araki Collection mediafire. Much easier to use than megaupload!http://www.mediafire.com/ArakiCollection>>48934Isn't it so awesome?! Also, Jojo Project seems to have a new editor, so releases SHOULD be faster!