New reaction thread because the last one got too huge again. >I just finished Mother 3 for the first time
>Can kill Barroth, no problem. Royal Ludroth on the other hand.....
>Trying to bounce dynamite back at this damn Forest Shredder>THIS SHOULD NOT BE SO DIFFICULT
>>79822You have just been educated further in good vidya Rodyle.
>Playing the Sparkster (Rocket Knight?) backcatalog to get amped for the new game coming to PSN>get to the SNES game last>suddenly, >>79828
>Gish>level 3-4 and beyondApparently I'm no good at navigating balls of tar.
>download Iron Man 2 demo>"oh wow this is kinda fun">get into the open air>"oh wow, this is pretty awesome, reminds me of Hulk: Ultimate Destruction">Find Black WidowSeriously, the humans in this game look straight out of an early ps2 game.
> Pick up the DMR for the first time> So this is the DMR, huh. Thing kicks like a mule how am I going to> *Pop* *Pop* *Pop* *adjust* *Pop*> Huh. I think we're going to be good friends.> Pull out pistol and close-range a unshielded elite.I'm enjoying reach quite a bit.
>>79832I haven't even installed it yet. Any good?Also:>TF2>Getting Spawn Camped on an Instant Respawn Server
>>79843>Getting spawncamped on an instant respawn server>By friendly fire same team
>finally get to the final boss>die>YOU ARE OUT OF CONTINUES
>>79843It's fun, I'll be honest. I just got annoyed because I frequently lost control and ended up dying, especially in the later levels. Some levels are really fun.On a related note,>Lugaru>Killing three rabbits by kicking one into the others, and watching them all tumble off a cliff
>Run into a glitch that prevents you from continuing fairly>SUPER FLYING GOD MODE ALL ITEMS ADVENTURE TIME
>LESS THAN A MONTH TO E3
>>79890...wait...>E3 and the final chapter of FMA>SAME MONTH
>>79893>E3, Final ch. of FMA AND the end of Wakfu season 1
>>79894>E3, Final ch. of FMA, end of Wakfu season 1, AND debut of World of Color at California Adventure
>>79895>>E3, Final ch. of FMA, end of Wakfu season 1, AND debut of World of Color at California Adventure>OH ALSO THE HARRY POTTER THEME PARK OPENS JUNE 18TH AND I LIVE LIKE AN HOUR AWAY FROM ITJUNE YOU ARE THE BEST MONTH OH MY GOD
>>79921Please do let us know how awesome it is when it opens Nurse.
>>79921>ALL THE ABOVE - AND THE END OF SEMESTER AND LECTURES AND SEMINARS AND AND AND
>Summer Break started>Start Tales of Vesperia 3rd Playthough; Unknown Difficulty, all Skills cost one skill point.>Super Mario Galaxy 2 in less than a week.
>Birthday on the 22nd.>SMG on the 23rd.
>Start replaying Super Mario Galaxy in preperation for it's sequel and to kill time.>Decide to fight Major Burrows>can't seem to get the third hit inWHAT THE HELL?! THIS GUY'S A PUSH OVER!? I'VE NEVER HAD THIS PROBLEM BEFORE!
>>79968That's what all the guys say.
Oh ya their was this guy who wanted a soundtrack from mother 3 it can be found here.http://forums.ffshrine.org/showthread.php?t=38041&highlight=earthboundYou have to sign up first.
>Tyr, the Maimed God>God of Law and Justice>"Justice without mercy is TYRanny">My face when I just got that
>>New Dragon Age DLC is basically "alternate universe where Alistair gets everyone killed"
>Sonic 4 delayed to Q4
>>80157Hopefully they can fix the physics issues it seems to have.
>Leonard Nimoy is Master Xehanort in the English dub of Birth by Sleephttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqsMkaQpWNM&feature=player_embedded
>>80273>Also Mark Hamill as Terra
>Phantasy Star Portable 2 announced for US this fall
>No Droid Class in Star Wars: The Old RepublicI was kinda hoping there would be one, but I'm still cool with there not being one.
>Tales of Vesperia - Hardest Difficulty>"Huh, I'm actually doing pretty well. I-">Suddenly, Gattsuo.
>>80339>First time really playing a Tales of game. >Play the Vesperia demo.>Fight against Gattsuo
http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3179441Yay?
>Call of Cthulhu>First National>Walk into room with the hanging man>Suddenly unable to use the walking or action controls>At first think it's just part of the game and I'll regain access of controls>I don't>What the shit
>finally downloaded Portal
>Penumbra: Overture>Giant wolf breaks through door, starts pacing around room>Can't watch the wolf, or else my character shits himselfI'm such a pussy in these games.
>Nagase shoots off SOLG panel>it hits me>my SU-47 explodes into a thousand bitsFACK YOU
>playing Prototype>spend every base infiltration mission consuming the commander, running like hell out of there to escape the alert signal, then sneaking back in again to get into the base>on about the ninth one, pass closely by the siren and only THEN realize that you can sabotage these sirens as well, and not just the ones in that one mission.
>"My mommy is diseased and biting so we locked her in the room upstairs">"lol k guess I'll just go open it then"
>ATTACK OF THE FISHMENThis is going to take a while, I can tell.
>>80427Listen for the one guy who yells" He's getting awaaaayyy~" in the gayest voice ever.
>>80422Those fucking sirens, I always ended up just grabbing the commander and running anyway.
>>79630>Not realising the Telltale MI and S&M season 3 pack is a limited time offer
>>80424Left 4 Dead?
>>80480Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth
>>80481Oh. Good game?
>>80483Yeah, save for some buggy controls, I'm enjoying it a lot so far.
>>80499What's the setting? Innsmouth?
>>80535Ayup.
>Awright, finally made it to a save point!>All those med kits I missed that I'll probably need later
>Meet girl I used to know in HS>we play Borderlands together>says I should try second life with herWELL I guess that just means more money to blow on booze, games, and airplanes
>>80573Just play as a hundred foot stay puft man and ride a peniscycle
>TF2 won't fucking start
>Playing Mass Effect for the first time>Spoiled for the Virmire missionSorry, Kaiden. You seem like an alright guy, but I am throwing you under that bus so hard.
>>80601Kaidan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bible basher ashley
>the Dr. Mario soundtrack, as performed by the GBA remake
>>80602When does she do any Bible bashing? Or is it that, by being Christian/Catholic, she's instantly a Bible basher?Now if you were to say that Kaidan is better than embarrassingly racist Ashley, then yeah. Alenko is better, if only because he's never said aliens should drown in their own lake in front of the Elcor ambassador.
>>80602Go away, Senor.>>80610She may be a bit racist, but at least she has personality (and he's not that much better on the racism front, frankly). Talking with Kaidan feels exactly like talking with Carth Onasi all over again: he's an alright guy, I don't even have anything against him as a character, but every word that comes out of his mouth feels like biting down on paper.
>>80603>Assassin's Creed soundtrack>Access the Animus
>>80602
fuck you guys, keep your ashley, I'll keep my gay Kaidan
>>80632 Bitch (may) killed wrex, she must die!
>Preorder Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse for 35 bucks>A motnh later, Telltale bundles ALL THREE SEASONS for 50 bucksWHY?
>John Marston is Big Boss's grandfather.
>Dungeon Maker save file corrupted
>Bayonetta is an awesome mindless hack-n-slash extravaganza>But you are pretty much fighting angels. As in, literal angels from Heaven.
What's wrong with fighting angels?
>>80898Actually, they are horrible giant mutant Angels.
>Finish Mass Effect>Dat Endgame
>Thinking of getting Alpha Protocol>Look for info on the game.>Not much to go on, not so sure about some of the game elements.>Not so sure now.I mean It looks interesting, but I don't think I have time for it.
>>80973Just saw a review on Joystiq and it appears the game is severely flawed. Guess I won't be picking it up.
>Walking through Grayditch, fighting Fire Ants>Suddenly a Jockey tries to pounce on me and misses>I can see a Smoker on a rooftop>This is the best mod I've ever installed
>>80987>Wake up.
>>80987Really makes yo think about how terrible and unimaginative the enemies in fallout 3 are
>>81066>I have never played the old Fallout games, look at what a newfag I am!
>>81071Wow what an irrelevant and pointless post. Congratulations on making yourself look like a gargantuan tit.Anyway, games like L4D show enemies that really display creative use of the environment crawling over rooftops and lumbering through walls. It really shows what you can do with the FPS format. Fallout stuck with the same idea of enemies that every other mediocre FPS has been trawling out, guys running forwards at you angrily. Little to no environmental experimentation.Fallout 1 and 2, being isometric RPGs over a decade old, didn't have that kind of freedom. No it wasn't the most astoundingly creative use of enemies, but that was more to do with the restrictions of the format and era.in b4 lolololol i trol u
>>81073Uh...enemies in L4D just run at you as well, it just doesn't look like it because they have stuff to jump over sometimes. The real genius is whoever programmed the algorithms to make them change their direction as soon as you do to head you off every single god damn time. I'm still fascinated by it to this day.
>>81074I was talking more the affomentioned Smoker and Jockey. That kind of creative character use. What was there to stop Super Mutants busting throgh walls with their gigantic sledgehammers? What was to stop ghouls leaping from balconies onto your head? It's just lazy stagnation that the industry thrives on apparently. Only have to look at the success of the Call of Duty games to see that.
>>81075>What was there to stop Super Mutants busting throgh walls with their gigantic sledgehammers? The engine.>What was to stop ghouls leaping from balconies onto your head? The fact that they'd be broken into pieces if they tried.
>>81075In their defense, it's haaaaaaaarrrrrrrdddddddd waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa to develop destructable environments and fully-interactive environments. Video unrelated.
>>80817Actualy this would make sense given that [spoiler] Jack is BB's name as well as the name of John's only son and his heir [spoiler]
>>81075Because that's not the style of gameplay that it was going for?L4D was designed to include the Special Infected to combat the dependency on teamwork. Each SI is designed to break up the squad. The Hunter immobilizes, the Smoker drags away, the Jockey steals control of the Survivor, the Spitter can create a barrier between group members, etc.Fallout 3 wasn't built for teamwork. A Hunter-styled Ghoul couldn't use its entire purpose: To pin down a player and force their teammates to rescue them.So Fallout 3 doesn't have a lot in the way of unique fighting styles. So what? Neither does Super Mario Galaxy. Neither does Red Dead Redemption. Are they bad, stagnant games too?
>FUCK YEAH FIRE EMBLEM 12 ANNOUNCED!>WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S ANOTHER REMAKE?>A REMAKE OF BOOK 2 OF FE3? WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST DO IT AND SHADOW DRAGON AT THE SAME TIME?>FUCK, AND WITH SHADOW DRAGON'S HORRIBLE VISUALS? >My faceThey had better have real supports this time or I am going to fucking MURDER SOMEONE.
>>81079I just think they could have done a lot more with the game. The shooting aspect of the game felt clunky and outdated, enemies were stupid and limited. Are you telling me you wouldn't have enjoyed the game more if your enemies made use of the world more? If they had creative tactics to them? Again, I never said it's a bad game.Also logical fallacies are stupid.
>>81086>My opponent outwitted me, so clearly he must have used a logical fallacy!
>>81087YOU JUST WON AN INTERNET ARGUMENT
>Passed Ravenholm ONLY with the gravity gun.
>>81087I don't think you know what any of those words mean.
>Meet a cute girl>Turns out she has the same taste in games as I do>Spend the rest of the day singing the FFVI soundtrack together
>people wearing the Cheaters Lament>in an idle server
>Play as Scout>Cheater's Lament>Mercenary badge>Sandman>"NEED A DISPENSER HERE!"
>Start playing as a Rogue>Use shurikens only
>realizing he's outnumbered, the lizardfolk assassin scurries away>he takes three opportunity attacks to the back but manages to escape with 1 HP and hides behind a boulder>the artificer casts thundering armor on the ranger's osprey and sets it to go off as soon as the bird moves adjacent to the lizardfolk>the osprey soars off and ducks behind the boulder like a guided missile>there's an explosion of sound and the lizardfolk's crumpled body is flung into the open>picturing the scene in my headThis campaign just keeps getting more and more awesome.
>>81132The thought of that made my day.
>>81137This is the second 4E D&D campaign I've played with this group, but it seems like making it pirate-themed somehow opened up a gate to Awesometown. Stuff like this just keeps happening, but I'd say that nothing so far has topped this event from last week's encounter:>they're fighting lizardfolk on the deck of a beached pirate ship>the artificer casts thundering armor (her favorite spell) on the paladin, pushing a lizardfolk off of the side>between the attack and the fall, it's prone and banged up pretty bad but still has a couple of HP left>the paladin wants to finish it off, but she can't get down fast enough and doesn't have any ranged attacks>she asks if she can use debris as an improvised weapon, and I say that a chunk of wood from the railing will suffice>she yanks off a handful and throws it down>critical hit>"The lizardfolk looks up from the ground just in time to see a piece of wood shoot down and lodge into its neck."I love narrating shit like this.
>A Boy and His Blob>Wow, this is so easy, but still fun.>Even the bosses aren't that hard>2nd BossEven before the boss fight this guy was giving me chills sitting in the distant background, watching me. Then the boss fight starts and before I know it I'm dead. Still, I started it and in one day already beat 2/3rds... with larger breaks in between. I'm really loving the sprites and the gameplay, but I know I'm gonna want so much more.
>>Playing Total War>>I have ~250 men: General's bodyguard, one mailed knights unit, one crossbow unit, four partial spearman units>>Enemy has ~480 men: 1 unit archers, two units heavy cavalry, three units spearmen; all full regiments>>I kick their ass all the way back to their townAw yeah gir->>"Average Victory"Oh fuck you. You're just mad because your A.I. sucks, computer.
>>81179Askal, we should play total war together.
>>PSN Europe getting FF9, no info about NA getting the same.
>Playing Brawl with friend and friend's brother>Making several Freelance Astronaut references, while mostly playing as Luigi.>Getting curbstomped by Link and Meta Knight, still works with my references.>Friend laughs.>Brother doesn't get it
>>81251>Playing Brawl with best friend>He's Lunk Link, I'm Luigi.>Actually kicking his ass.>God damnit, stop grab-spamming.>Call him out on his spamming.>"And what do I do?">"What you do is the following: Link, Hyrule Temple; Arrow, Boomerang, Boomerang, Arrow, Arrow, Arrow, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Grab, Punch, Punch, Throw Up, Jump, Third Jump, KO.">Doesn't say anything.>Promptly switches to Meta Knight in following matchup.>Hyrule Temple>B>BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB>BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
>mirror's edge chapters 1-7>ok even though i'm given the option to use guns it kinda ruins the point of the game so i'll just stick to sneaking/melee attacks>chapters 8 and 9>AAAAAAAAAAAAA DIE DIE DIE MOTHERFUCKERS
>>81179>Siege against a random town that's full of cavalry>Accidentally move most of my army away but continue the siege with a couple of units >Enemy sallies out to meet me>Ohshitohshitohshitohshit>FORM CIRCLE, SPEARS OUT>All of enemies cavalry murdered in one charge>They retreatFeels good ma->Enemy sallies out again, because I didn't actually capture the town>Get murdered>My face
>install Zombie mod for ArmA 2>OH GOD THIS IS AMAZING!
>RDR>Stranger Quest: Deadelus and SOn>looking for beaver skins>Go up Great Plains, where the strategy guide says they are>Can't find themCan you guys give me some tips?
>>81587I had this exact same problem, just follow the river outside of Tall Trees in this general area, go up and down it on your horse and they'll usually spawn in groups of 2-3
>Chaos Rising>Paul Dobson is back to voice Gabriel Angelos, yet Steve Blum is voicing Eliphas the Inheritor, who was voiced by Dobson in Dark Crusade
>Alpha Protocol>I gave Obsidian one more chance
>>81661Well it wasn't all their fault. They write a good narrative but they never had time to finish it properly because Sega reportedly kept changing shit so nothing got really completed. Course that is a similar excuse for almost all their stuff..so I don't know really.
>>81661Nobody let's them finish anything, which is a shame, they have the best writer in the industry. I'm still going to buy New Vegas though.
>>81661>Enjoyed Alpha Protocol better than any game he's played in the last few months>Enjoyed the fact that the story can change pretty radically depending on your actions, saw this because he and a friend played it side by side and got 2 different games almost from the very beginning.
>>81671>>81668Good old Chris.
>Friend: Hey come back and play WAR we got everyone from the old guild plus people from our rival guild.>come back, after over a year of not playing all my gear is still high tier.
>Enchanted Folk and the School of Wizardry>Classmates stage an intervention to stop me from taking over the world>Also they think I am an insect>My afro is now a cake>Play guitar in celebrationThis game is buggy as hell and a shameless Animal Crossing clone, but I love every minute of it.
>Playing through Morrowind for the umpteenth time>Decide to remove Caius Cosades from the game so I will not care for the main quest at all and simply play forever in the doomed world I have created>my face, and increasingly so for each session of play since that fateful night
>>81716I keep meaning to do a play through where I wipe out the entire population. I imagine it being like Last Man on Earth mode in L4D 2, but with cliffracers instead of special infected.
>>81725>wipe out the entire populationGET OUT OF MY HEAD, CHARLESAlthough this is mostly something I'm saving for when I reach max level and have little left to do but genocide and interior decoration. For now, I am but a immoral assassin making his way through the world by taking what he wants and giving nothing in return.
>beating both gears of war games on insane difficulty with a friend
>>81726Everyone except Ahnassi, though. I could never kill Ahnassi.mai waifu
>sniper simulation game>multiplayer sniper simulation game
>>81731WILL YOU GET OUT OF MY HEAD ALREADYI will build a brave new world consisting of only me, her, and cliffracers.
>>81748I AM IN YOUR MIIIIINDI wish you could take her with you on adventures. Sort of like Marin from Link's Awakening... Not for the whole game, but maybe just on "dates" and that sort of thing. Get the girl out of her house once in a while.
>"...Just throwing this out there but uhh, let's just say Tales of Festival 2010 more or less confirmed Rita/Estelle and pretty much denounced Yuri/Estelle as being romantic."
>>81755GOOD NEWSBEST INFO
>>81750>sad that Ahnassi is stuck in that big old empty house>referencing Link's Awakening>my face when I reach the conclusion that I love you
>>81755
>Reach end of Planescape Torment>The Transcendent One is mouthing off about how inferior, ignorant, and broken I am>Meanwhile, my INT and Wisdom are maxed out, I have a ton of items and information, and enough spells to fight the entire fucking Blood War by myself>In words, I have about 20 different ways to alternately trick, blackmail, and blast him into submission>WHAT CAN CHANGE THE NATURE OF A MAN? ALLOW ME TO INFORM YOUR IGNORANT GREEN ASS.
>Odin Sphere>Odette battleAlso, is the game's speed at this point supposed to be laggy as shit?
>>82069I've heard the game has some fps drops in battles on the PS2, but if played on a PS3 it runs smooth.
>>82069Depends on which version you're playing. The original NTSC version had slowdown issues which got fixed for the PAL and platinum NTSC versions. I've also heard the original NTSC version runs fine when emulated but cannot confirm this.Furthermore...>Finishing a story without leveling up your HP.
>Play spore, breeze through all stages to get to space stage>Game crashes, nothing saved
>Robot Unicorn Attack on the iPhone
>>82226>bug causes the game to hiccup and suddenly I've crashed into a wall>would've broken my top score if it hadn't
>>82226WHAT
800 points to change my gamertag? what the fuck is this shit?
>>82231It's always been like that.
>Realize I'll be fighting a bunch of Deadpools and Dantes online and offline
>>82228You can buy it off the app store now for $3.
>>Zelda: Spirit Tracks>>Those MOTHERFUCKING FLUTE SEQUENCES
>Mass Effect 2>Jack's loyalty mission>Picking any of the Renegade options at the endDid the writers forget they weren't writing KOTOR, or what?
>my computer is so old that I can't even play a fucking card game
>Majora's Mask>Start up a new game>Play through right through Woodfall Temple in one sitting>Decide to watch the world burn for shits and giggles>Forget that the game only saves when you play the Song of TimeFUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>Patchouli Knowledge lives with vampires>>thinks she's anemic
>>83180Don't you start over in the clock tower on the first day, ayways?
>MEAT CIRCUSFuck this game. Seriously, fuck it. What were the developers possibly thinking when they made this clusterfuck of a level? This beautiful game, this work of FUCKING ART, AND THEY GO AND DO THIS TO IT AT THE VERY END. PINOCCHIO FOR THE GAMEBOY WAS LESS FRUSTRATING THAN THIS LEVEL.
>>83205>>83205I'm terrible at 3D platformers and I've never had trouble with Meat Circus. Not even the part with the rising water.
>>83205http://www.doublefine.com/about/>What’s up with Meat Circus?>What’s up with Meat Circus is that you’re a sissy. Sure, sure, invisibility is very important when Raz’s dad is trying to knock you off those tight ropes. And your shield will bounce the knife thrower’s blades right into those spinning target wheels. And also you can throw a confusion grenade at that bunny and then just go pick it up, instead of trying to grab it with Telekinesis. Those things are also true. But the main point I’m trying to make here is that first one, about you being a sissy.
>>83213I never considered any of this. I just played it normally and never had trouble. Still: FUCK YEAH TIM
>Playing Dwarf Fortress>For the first time>Blind run
>>82777I'm not disagreeing in general, but "A bullet to the head solves everything" is pretty much the best Renegade line in ME2.
>You know what, it's official. Namco-Bandai has no intent of localizing Tales games.
>>83283 And thus the piracy continues
>>83284
>Watching videos for RageOkay, THIS looks fucking cool.
>>83288*Sigh*Stop reminding me...
>>83268In a different context and with less...intensity from the (maleshep) voice actor, sure. As is, it made him come off as a sith lord wannabe.
>install SMTR for CoP.>go over to the lumber mill exploring.>oh hey this isn't to ba-OH GOD HUNDREDS OF ZOMBIES RUN! OH FUCK MONOLITH!>a couple hundred rounds later "Well that wasn't too hard"
>5 play-through of RE4 on normal mode>finally get the balls to start Professional mode>Chapter 5-1>1 death>it was cause I was too lazy to heal>made it through the Water room with ease
>>83913Oh hey, thanks, not like I was still playing that or anything.
>>83914 Oh, fuck. Sorry about that.
>>83914Ditto actually so you're not alone.
>>83914 >>83923 There, it's gone, so (hopefully) no one else gets the plot spoiled for them thanks to my sudden urge to post a reaction.Again, my apologies.
>>83927Not a huge deal. I may know one of the happenings of the end of the game, but I still look forward to the experience of it.
>Jade Empire>Heavenly Wave power attack followed by Legendary Strike power attack>BLOOD EVERYWHEREAlso>Behead an opponent>Head rockets away in a stream of blood
>Spoony's Phantasmagoria review>"I heard that, Curtis!">my face>every. fucking. time.
>Shockwave is multiplayer only
>>Kinda thinking that I would've preferred Demolisher instead.
>>84161>>84153I'm sure they'll all be DLC eventually.
>Dragon Quest (Number Goes Here)>Killing a Metal Slime
>>84187Take that, grinding!
>>84187>Dragon Quest [NUMBER]>8 Metal Slime appear>KILL THEM ALLNO JOKE.Then the next encounter, four appeared and I couldn't even kill one of them. :3c
>Try to hunt boars in Tall Trees and the areas northward>Can't even swing my arm without smacking a grizzly or two in the face, but boars are scarce>Try hunting boars in Hennigan's Stead>Boars are teaming up with cougars to kill me
>Zuma Stage 12
General question: can you have splitscreen online multiplayer on MW2 on the 360?Ex: two people on the same console playing against others online?
>>84214>My face when he thinks this is the general thread
>My Party's NPC Goblin Butler
>Dwarf Cleric is Captain K'Nuckles to my character's Flapjack.
>>84214Yes, you can
>Deus Ex>Drop down into what I think is an empty room>there's actually like five guys in there who all notice me dropping in>Run for the nearest shadows, crouch in them>They are all unable to find me even though I'm about five feet away and right out in plain sightI love this game but the stealth is so hilariously broken.
>>84298Well if your stealth skill/environment check is higher than their perception check then..that's it.
>>84277>Party Monk is the Volstagg to our not-Volstaggs.
>Bioshock 2>FUCKING HOUDINIS WHY WON'T YOU DIE>UNLEASH THE BEES>BEES DESTROY EVERYTHINGI LOVE THIS GAME.
>>84573This little combo saved my ass a few times.>Fountain of Youth>Electric Flesh>Electro Bolt 2If you're going to use BEES, you'd also want Target Dummy and Aero Trap 2. Especially if you're Gathering.Also, any news on the LP? Everything better for you now?
>>84575it all depends on where I am in a week, you know? Everyone will know by Julyish what's gonna happen with the LP.As for REACTAN:>XBOX CUSTOMER SUPPORTWHY CAN'T YOU JUST TRANSFER THE DRM WHEN I TRANSFER FUCKING HARD DRIVE, YOU ENORMOUS BAGS OF DICKS?!
>>84593Yet another quality piece of work from the geniuses at Microsoft.Their next plan? A console that, at the touch of a button, literally bursts into flame.
>>84593You can do it yourself online you know.
>>84595I know, but that requires both my ecksbawks and my laptop being online at the same time. As it stands, I currently can only have one online at a time (my roommate moved out and took her wireless router with her). So it was a little difficult, but I finally got it fucking working. Am so happy now. All is forgiven Microsoft.Well. Except for that whole "hello my name is Richard but I am clearly indian" thing. That never stops being annoying.
>Look for tips on Bookworm Adventures>Realise the site I picked is an unschooling site
>realizing that with the advent of the 3DS there will never be a Metroidvania again
>>84921Konami itself said that 2D games will never die.
>Waiting for Civ V>September? Just bring out the fucking thumbscrews while you're at it.
>>84922I should point out that Konami is, scientifically put, "completely off its fucking rocker".>My face during almost all of the Konami keynote
>>84929You will be sucked.
>no more Sakura Wars over here, ever
>>84951 It was never going to have a happy ending. The series is just cursed.
EBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>Beat Psychonauts>There will never be a sequel
>Play engineer>Build a sentry nest>Über'd enemy heavy and medic try to break it down>They both get knocked into an environment hazard
>Left 4 Dead 2>Dead Center>The Hotel>A tank spawns right in the first fucking hallway>Fuck Tier Two weapons, we don't have anything but pistols!>Restart>Same fucking thing happensI'm...pretty sure that's not supposed to happen.
>>85067
>>84596>Well. Except for that whole "hello my name is Richard but I am clearly indian" thing. That never stops being annoying.You know, I wonder what it would be like for an Indian guy working tech support who actually has a name like that, and probably knows people are getting pissed at him for using his real name.
>Geese Howard>Duck Howard>Howard the DuckFUCKING GAMESTOP
>>85152> Alternate spelling of the German name Giese, which in turn is a short form of the name Giesbrecht, which means "noble offspring".Since he's an American-born descendant of German nobility, I'm pretty sure it was a "cool-sounding" name akin to Wolfgang Krauser that ended up being silly when it reached American audiences.
>L4D2 doesn't show ping in server lobby>Also no general server lobbyReally?
>>85221 Yeah, I hate the "console" style lobby they've had for the L4D series. I'm surprised they didn't make more PC friendly.
>SETH GREEN ADVERTISING DRAGON QUEST 9
>fucking Hind keeps spitting out guys and missiles
>Yoko Shimomura is a girl
>>85396How.... how did you not know that? Was "yoko" not a tip off?
>>85406I am not good with Japanese names.Like...at all.
>The ending of Conker's Bad Fur Day
>>85446>The original planned ending
>>85448
>play garrys mod>oh god what is happening
>>85486>garry's mod
>>85487
>>85486>Play Garry's Mod>Attach thrusters to random objects>HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENTAnd the best part is, when it stops being fun, I just attach it to something else and it becomes fun again!
>Metroid fans arguing complaining about Samus' "new" design having big breasts and being overtly sexual.>Samus has always had big tits and even back in the first game she stripped for those that beat the game fast enough.>Metroid fans complaining about "a more emotional Samus" in Other M ruining her character.>Samus has never HAD a character except in the Metroid manga... in which she is pretty fucking emotional, and with good reason. Good god, this shit is worse than Zelda Timeline fags.
>>85509Can you at least sympathize with their sentiment? Maybe they're just afraid that they'll sacrifice the very familiar and western understanding of Samus, that is a very unwordy monolithic amazon in asexualizing power armor, by turning her into a weepy blonde busty moe bimbo just to get Japanese gamers interested in the franchise.I admit the dogmatic timeline fags and the folks like Wonder Woman fans hold back character progression, but there are just so many inferior ways to render Samus that they're afraid they'll trade something good for something sour.
>>85511>turning her into a weepy blonde busty moe bimboDoes it even remotely look like that's what's happening?
>>85516no, but it can happen SO EASILY.
>>85516 Well you know how it is. The thought of Team Ninja applying their jiggle physics on the incorruptible Samus Aryan and her possibly ditzy habit of losing her upgrades and basic suit functions wherever she goes has got these guys paranoid that this bastion of female empowerment will fall further then her fans have already made her in porn.
>>85511Samus Aran is not a character. Samus Aran is a tin can that just happens to have a woman in it. That is the extent of her character. If you are defending that, you are no better than the idiots that think Gordon Freeman is a good character rather than a pair of arms. ANY character is better than no character at all.
>>85519Incidentally, she doesn't lose her stuff and then pick it up again in Other M, she's granted clearance for using it.
>>85520Moe! You're back!
>>85525I'm not Moe (though I am curious as to what happened to him).
>>85527From what I've gathered on /baw/ he's been nuked. Not banned, but all his posts have been removed, and money says he's laying low at the moment.
>>85511No, I can't sympathize with insane fears with imaginary bases.
>>85523 >Competent woman. CHARACTER RUINED, THIS IS THE END OF METROID AS WE KNOW IT.
>>85520>ANY character is better than no character at all.Ehhh I'd disagree. I'd rather have a character be the silent protagonist rather than spout a bunch of really annoying one liners over and over again or just be a full on man with a vagina.As far as Samus goes, I'm personally curious how many people are offended by her slight sexualization in game but at the same time have a personal collection of samus hentai somewhere on their hard drive.
>>85511Fans have NEVER held back Wonder Woman's progression, actually, I'm just gonna go ahead and say everything you said there is wrong.
>Jacks and Zombonis
>>85531>I'm personally curious how many people are offended by her slight sexualization in game but at the same time have a personal collection of samus hentai somewhere on their hard drive.I think part of it may be that one is straight-up intended to titillate while the other isn't intended to titillate but can't help but sexualize its main heroine anyway. One's more honest than the other, basically.
>>85536>One's more honest than the other, basically.Perhaps, but it's not like Samus hasn't been sexualized before by Nintendo. So bitching about Other M having it is just retarded. Especally when it probably won't even be there.
>>85540I dunno, I've heard a lot of complaints about Samus's design in Brawl, too. But yeah, so far it's a lot tamer than the "Congratulations, here's Samus in her underwear!!" of the older games.
Personally speaking, Samus looks a lot better with short hair. Which makes a lot more sense too. It ain't too comfortable to have a ponytail and whatever the hell those things are crammed inside a helmet.
>>85545No, it seems worse (or rather, better!), like some latex fetishist's wet dream.
>Playing Fallout 3 againThis game is stupid. The dialogue is awful, the plot is stupid and full of holes, the characters are morons, the options are pointlessly extreme (when you aren't being outright railroaded), the glitches are countless and absurd, the physics would look weird in a hallucinogenic endued nightmare, and there's numerous instances of immersion breaking stupidity/weirdness. So the question remains: why do I enjoy it anyway?
>>85709install wanderers edition modbest mod ever
>>85713>Huh, never heard of it.>Google.>HOLY SHIT.Senor, I never thought I would say this, but I love you.
Senor Makes a Non-Trolling Post; World Stunned
>>85823He doesn't always troll. That joke stopped being funny a VERY long time ago.
>>85823It was funny the first two times, it's gotten stale now.
>Midnight Club LA>Make Pursuit Special >blast Judas Priest and Motorhead while playing
>>85511Whatever faggot, you're just scared of the future.
>>85511you heard it here first. Rametarin is retarded and is afraid of women.>>80902heard it here first sneaky tiki hates jesus
>I can be an ICP transvestite with a fucking ridiculous chin in Saint's Row 2>also fucking cone hat
>>85965The thing that annoys me (and amuses me) about Saint's Row 2 is that you can change your appearance at any time, so while you may spend half the game as this obese, mutated old black guy, you can change to this tiny ass Asian girl and nobody will even comment on it.
>>85965Man, I love dicking around with the character creator, it's so fun.
>>85967I did that in Smackdown: Ruthless Agression once. Got all the way to the final match and changed my characters appearance name, entrance, and a good chunk more because I had gotten bored of him. Shit goes on just as it usually would. It's one of the things about having character customization THAT crazy deep in there (I'm assuming SR2 had some crazy customization options of course).
>Every Server I try and get on.
>>85971http://www.freelanceastronauts.com/view.php?id=751
>Haven't played TF2 in 4 days due to "Validating Steam Files"
>Finish Bioshock 2>Sinclaire's fateFUCK YOU, BIOSHOCK 2. YOU MEAN I HAVE TO SPARE A SCUMBAG AND A GIANT FUCKING FETUS TO GET THE GOOD END BUT IN ORDER TO BEAT THE GODDAMN GAME, I HAVE TO KILL ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME CHARACTERS EVER?OH NO. SOFIA LAMB JUST RUINED EVERYONE'S GODDAMN LIVES BUT SHE HAS TO LIVE BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW.THIS IS BULLSHIT. FUCK YOU.
>>85978This is that "shit" prat we've been warning you about Nurse.
>battle.net connecting Facebook accounts
>>85984>Just found out about the RealID fiascoWhat. What the fuck. What. I don't. I don't even.
>>85987Yeah, there are even reports that some of the mods have been getting stalker letters since they had to reveal their names.
>>85987Yeah, I really want to be excited for Starcraft II, but they keep doing shit like this and killing my nerd boner.
>>85999one of them straight-up deleted their face book.Or it was a Blizzard staff member.One of the two.Goddamn.
>Starcraft II Beta is back up>Promptly open Galaxy editor>Open last map>"Where are my minerals?">Not remembering a damn thing about how to set starting locations for other players>Test g->YOU WIN!>GAH
>>85987And no woman posted on a Blizzard forum ever again.
>Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks>ALL OF MY ANGER>ALL OF MY SORROWWHY DID THEY THINK THIS WOULD BE FUN?
>>86375Spirit Tracks is awesome.CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER!
>>86375It was fun.You're just hapless with it. It happens.
so Mount & Blade is the best game evercool
>>86378>>86394I want to like it. I really, really do! But the controls are frustrating and make it impossible to immerse myself in the game, the spirit flute is poorly implemented, there is SO MUCH BACKTRACKING, something which I wouldn't mind so much if it weren't for bomb cars and fussy passengers, and giving Like Likes a suction ability when it's almost impossible to run at even the best of times is just ass.I was trying to get the Regal Ring this morning, and it involved going through a cave with three Like Likes surrounded by water. When they weren't spitting you out into the water, they were spitting you into each other, and when stunned only every other sword hit actually registers so I'm sitting there slashing away at the littlest sarlacc when I should be doing so much more in a Zelda game.
>Decepticon war machine blows up the Autobot grunt I was trying to revive
>Tenchu Z>Anything besides the combat
>>86417Pretty much, yeah. I keep trying to recommend it to all the designers I know, don't think anyone's ever tried it yet.
>Bought Elite Beat Agents and Age of Mythology for 15 bucks each today>Received Fallout Trilogy for free with the above purchasesI probably could have found a better deal online, but I'm pretty satisfied. I've always wanted to try the first two, and I did want a physical copy of the latter (also I guess I can try Tactics, which I'd have otherwise never bothered with).
>>86459Tenchu Z is fucking great. Wish it was on PC.>>86468Thats a shame, I suppose the presentation of the game is kinda corny which might put people off at first impressions.
>>86468>>86480Best game ever. Is Warband any good? What all did they add to it? From the looks of things it's all stuff that should have been there from the start.Vaegirs represent!
> Omega pirateJust... what the hell, retro studios? Previously I've never dropped more than two energy tanks, and now he just keeps kicking my ass!
>Dragon Quest IX>To get the Armamentalist, you have to encounter a Metal Slime, then have a mage erect a Magic Shield and have that mage kill it. Do this twice.>M. Slimes cant be hit by magic.>They can flee anytime.>Hell, just try finding one of the fuckers.
>>86524 Did you try raising one up knowing metal slash?
>/v/ has a Pokemon board now
>>86708>/tr/ - Team Rocket
>"Team Fortress 2 is really fun! I'm so glad I finally downloaded it. Maybe I'll look up some fanart for shits and giggles...">SUDDENLY A BOTTOMLESS PIT OF PORNI can't keep up. MY GOD. IT'S...BEAUTIFUL.
>Playing Darkstalkers on keyboard
>>86748awsd for directions, insert, home, page up for punches, delete, end, page down for kicks. Not perfect but it helps.
>>86749Thanks for the suggestion, brah. I'll try that out.
>>Play Persona 3 Portable>>Forget to eat, sleep or do anything other than play Persona 3 Portable
>Elite Beat AgentsI was initially skeptical of this game, but it's alright now.In fact, it's a gas.
>LGS got ahold of a several cases of Alara foil boosters for dirt cheap>next few FNMs are going to be FOIL DRAFTS!
>Yahtzee's review of Super Mario Galaxy 2>basically everything I've been saying since Super Mario Galaxy 1 was announcedSeriously. It's the same shit over and over. Not even in a massive generalization manner, it's literally the same shit over and over.
>>87078>Lex at the bakery.jpg
>>87084Yeah, and you're both annoying gits as well.
>Fighting for a while>Opponent now has very little health>Still have a good amount of health>"Oh boy, this'll be an easy K-O">Opponent blocks every attack>Opponent manages to catch up and beat the crap out of me>K-O
>>87104THE PRICE OF ARROGANCE
>Finally get sick of feeling like Sisyphus pushing his boulder on Elite Beat Agents 2 Star (The Ninja and Desert Island missions to be exact)>Just say fuck it and run through the game on 1 star>Beat those two missions with no problem>New Mission>The Christmas Gift>MY FUCKING FACEWHEN DID I STOP PLAYING EBA? WHERE DID THE CRAZY ANIMALS GO? THE PLAYING CARD BANDITS? THIS IS THE SAME GAME WHERE I HELP LEONARDO DA VINCHI GET LAID, WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED.The most disturbing thing to me (for some reason) is that Khan never says "Agents Are Go!" He just... sits there, never looking away from the screen.
>>87078That sounds real shiny.
>The Force UnleashedIt's okay, but not in the way I was expecting.
>the hinge on my ds lite cracks apart, despite never suffering any drops or rough handling>repairing would cost $65 if I decide to get that done>it was bought only 5 months ago
>Dragon Quest IX>Critical Hit!>Bud brother C smoothly dodged the attack
>>86532Metal Slash can only be done with a sword, which mages can't equip naturally--doing so would require maxing out the Sword Skill (100 Skill Points) to become an Omnivocational Swordmaster.
OH MY GOD.OH MY GOD.HOLY SHIT, MAYBE THIS TIME THE GAME WON'T CRASH WHENEVER I DO ANYTHING!!
>>87237What is this feeling inside of me? Could it be... LOOOOOOVE?Here's hoping they don't screw this one up.
>>87149I FUCKING TAKE IT BACK. The atmosphere is nice, but the game part is broken as hell.
>>87237>Impossible to max out your characterI'm confused. Does it basically just mean you can't max all your stats or there's no level cap?
>>87242>No Level CapENJOY PUNCHING THINGS TO THE MOON!
>Deathspank>Main guy sounds like the Tick and is played hy Unicron Trilogy Starscream>It's an action RPG with loads of grindan>As much flavor text as a Shadow Hearts game>The Tick: IN ANCHRONISTIC FANTASY LAND
>>87246I WILL PUT EVERY POINT I GET INTO UNARMED. THEN I SHALL BECOME THE GOD HAND.
>Angry Birds update>15 new levels>NEW BIRD>DAT NEW LOADING SCREEN
>Last night to play TF2 for anywhere from one month to six months>Try to launch GAME>"The Steam servers are currently too busy to handle your request.">"The Steam servers are currently too busy to handle your request.">"The Steam servers are currently too busy to handle your request.">FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>87314I hate every single one of you fuckers playing Alien Swarm.
>Disgaea , get a dragon, teach it "Inside Tour"
>Derping around on Geekologie>"Whoa, what is-">PIRANHA PLANT SCARF>"HOLY FUCK THIS IS AWESOME">THE CHICK WHO MADE THEM HAS A BUNCH FOR SALE>TWO MONTHS AGO>TWO LEFT FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF>BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYgot 'em
>Get all the Engie updates through random drops
>"Boy, I can't wait for Starcraft 2 to come out!">go on /v/>unmarked spoilers give away the endingWhen am I gonna learn...?
>>87875>remember that starcraft has a story and is not just about trimming seconds off of your rush build
>best soundtrack on the gamecube?http://www.megaupload.com/?d=p6kw2ylu
>>88051Yes, ja, si, hai, oui, and jawohl.
>Reserve Blazblue Continuum shift>Gamestop calls me to tell me it will be ready Tuesday morning>Call Gamestop to see if I can pick it up during the Starcraft 2 midnight launch>They tell me they won't have it until Wednesday
>play Star Fox 64 for the first time in ages>"oh I'll just play a few levels to get back into it">play through the entire hard route and beat the game without dying once>could never do that as a kid
>Remembering how awesome Crusader Series was.>Reading some of the promotional works PDFs for the other Origin Games (System Shock, Wing Commander)>Realization and Conformation ITS ALL THE SAME UNIVERSE!!!!
>"Good news - you've been selected to play LEGO Universe Closed-Beta, and we're thrilled to have you!"THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!
>>88206You know the Beta is ending soon right?
>>88209You're just jealous because he's been inducted into the cool kids' club.P.S.: Lego Universe started out cool and has only gotten cooler. At this point it may be THE COOLEST THING.
>>88217Actually, I've been in the beta since it started. I'm just telling him not to get too excited.
SMT: Devil Survivor!>What's up with this storyline? And the 'overworld'? Am I basically playing satanic digimon?>Say, these mechanics are pretty neat. Wonder how the rpg elements will expand from. . .>OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZINGI just played Chrono Trigger and Bowser's Inside Story during the past month, but it makes no difference; this game is just a cut above.
>>88225SMT means quality.
>found a Neo Geo Pocket Color emulator that doesn't suck
>Odin Sphere>Titania
>Playing games on the computer with my newly-callused fingers>feels strange man
>Starcraft II comes out, everyone says it's awesome and a must have.>Never played Starcraft the original, not sure I would like the RTS gameplay.>Still can't shake feeling of missing out, curse you indecisive brain!
>>88273 Just do what I will do.Watch a lets play!Or get the first one cheap...
>>88209That's a shame, but considering that I just about lost hope of ever getting into the beta at all, I'm happy anyway. At least I get to try it out before release.>>88273>>88276Or like me: Play first, decide if you like it, and then buy it. Or not.
http://bbs.a9vg.com/read.php?tid=1533663>Namco: Yeah, let's put Graces on the PS3, too. FUCKING BRILLIANT....I'm... I'm not even surprised anymore. At least ToG wasn't localized to begin with.
>>88285At this point I'm HOPING they go under. Fuck that company, they've ruined everything.
>watching an LP of heavy rain>why is there so much peeing in this game>girl pees>doesn't wipe
>>88293>Girls wipe when they pee
>>88293Why else do you think they called it "Heavy Rain"?
>>88294Cleanly ones do.
So, Starcraft II was released yesterday, and still barely a word about it on /cog/.
>>88294Anonymous...is learning.>>88295Boooo!
>controller runs out of battery at crucial moment>game doesn't pause>turn back on>turn back on>TURN BACK ON OH WHY
>>Teacher plays some examples of old national anthems during history class for some reason>>East German National Anthem>>Grin like an idiot and hum along with it
>>88297Clearly everyone is still busy playing it.Or NOT HAVING IT. And probably not a computer that can run it.Not bitter.
>3/3 League of Legends games where my team can't push for shit, but can kill enemy champs no problem>Enemy champs war of attrition us until we lose>EVERY FUCKING TIME.
>sup/tg/ archive still isn't back up yet
>Oh hey, I found the Southern Hospitality!>Oh hey, look at that, I found another one!>... And another one.>FUCKING HELL WHY CAN'T I JUST GET THE DAMN GUNSLINGER?!
>>88350I hear that. I never even got to finish Ruby's Quest.
>Starcraft 2>the entirety of "Media Blitz"
>8v8 arena_badlands, Blu team is down to just me and some dude as heavy/medic>Enter the Red hut near the control point>6 Reds crowded around a dispenser>Medic pops>We kill EVERYONE
>>88422>SC2>Final mission of Zeratul's mini-campaign...
>Zerg Campaign next in the Starcraft trilogy >Comes out in 2012Wonder how they are gonna work that into the game framework
>just cause 2>shootin shit up, causing mayhem>low on health, decide to jack a chopper and make a run for it>grapple the chopper, kill the passenger>chopper starts drooping like a stone>get into the pilots seat the second it hits the ground>die
>Realise I have enough items for a new hat>Craft most of my inventory>Hatless engie>SO BALD
>>88509Shaved, actually.
>>88509Imagine Engie is Riddick.
>>88511From the faint shadows, he's got some poweralley actions happening. So balding
>Wander into charity shop, for kicks>Hey, lot of great videos here>Space Crusade? That sounds like a fun, nerdy sort of thing. Heh, sort of reminds of that 40K board game, Space Hu->Are those... Space Marines on the front of the box?
>>88947It was produced by Milton Bradly and Games Workshop as a introduction level type game to Warhammer 40k setting
>Paz's Diary: 5th Entry
>Civilization V 46 days away FFFFFFFFF
>>88953I know, and I got for £3.50, which is about a quarter of what I'd have to pay on eBay.I also snagged 4 Bruce Lee movies on VHS for 50p each, which was also awesome.
>"Alright, Disgaea 3! Wore out the first 2 no problem, this should be great!">Level up system made needlessly more complicated than it was in the first two games.
>>89545Wait till you see what they've got brewing for Disgaea 4.
>>89545That's just the learning curve, buddy. Believe me, Disgaea 3 plays like a nippon ichi dream. With what they've done with the master/student system and the classroom? And mana? And the Class World? You're going to want them to bring this back for any potential sequels. Mark my words.
>>89548>Disgaea 3>NIS dreamHaha nope.
>>89549You. You two bit Excalibur.shu'up before I introduce you to the bottom of the sea. Stupid whiny primordial.. grumble...
>>89545From what I've seen, it's level system is better. My brother's been having a ball playing it so far.Plus, ALL DEM CHARACTERS.
>>89552>Gig>Excalibur>Even remotely alike
>New console Ace Combat>takes place in real worldDon't know if want..
>>89576>Ace Combat>Real worldFuck that shit.
>>89579What they've previewed so far looks ok. I'm interested to see how the rotary winged portions will play out. Though, I don't like seeing the Apache doing rolls without any regard for altitude or losing any altitude for that matter. And some actual gameplay would be nice to see. None of this mish-mashed promo bullshit. I wanna see some gameplay at length.
>>89602Fuck, that trailer was dope
>>89602Don't know what to think. Kinda reminds of Modern Warfare's herp derp LOL REALISM.For these kind of games, especially set with modern- near future tech the whole thing just seems silly. They only seem to work in a fictional world where we aren't as critical of overwhelming intel / defense failures. Seriously though, fighter jets flying INSIDE a city? Using the machine-gun on Jets at RIDICULOUSLY close range? LOL.
Look, I'm no Ace Combat fangirl but I did play the fuck out of 6 and played some of the PS2 installments and... just... set in the real world? Why would you do that?! That's so dumb. We have enough "reel wurld" shit, ffs, why do we need any more? Goddammit vidya.
>>89635This near future tech stuff even seems like programming cop outs. Oh you can do this incredibly unbelievable combat maneuver that isn't possible in real life, but it is because of this tech. If I honestly wanted Realism, I'd boot up ArmA 2 OAAnd, at close range you do wanna use a gun. Jet engines swill down the following two things: Gas and Oxygen. An AIM-9 up the tail pipe of a Sukhoi would create a hell of a lot of debris and a high risk of that debris being ingested. With the gun, you basically want to riddle your enemy's fuselage and force them to emergency land.>>89640There's no Round Table, there's no Demon Lord, there's no Razgriz, there's no Megalith.. irl is boring compared to Strangereal, mang.
>>89648What bothered me was how it was possible for the Jets to even close to Gun-Range (Which might as well be a knife fight) considering Jets are armed with a plethora of long-range missiles.
>>89677"I've got 5 hostiles radar contact at 11 O'clock on a heading of 280. Acquiring Radar loc-""Scratch that, let's go in close for a gunfight!""But..we can engage BVR you know..""PFFFFFT What kind of advantage do you get with that?""Well, less likely to smack into a building for one... two we're burning less fuel... and three they can't see us, it's like an airborne ambus-""PUNCH THOSE BURNS HURRR HIGH WAY TO THE DANGER ZONE!"Gotta love video game logic.
>Darkstalkers 3>Jedah's level>Jedah in general
>Playing Alien Storm>Custom music comes on>YOU WA SHOCK!
>>Monster Rancher DS
>>fuse ___/??? monsters>>create Mazinger Z Hare and GaoGaiGolem
>PSP control stick breaks.>Jesus, why do so many PSP games rely on this easily broken piece of crap?
>>90053For your...moneyyyyy.
>>90053Because they HATE YOU!
> playing Demolition in MW2> nobody uses Tactical Insertion> tubers fucking everywhereThis game mode is as much fun as it is rage-inducing.
Okay, time to buy Scott Pilgrim game>UPDATE YOU WHOREEvery goddamn time I turn this thing on... Okay okay okay, update ended, time to go to the Playstation sto->PLAYSTATION NETWORK DOWN FOR MAINTENANCESON OF A BITCH!
>Playing STALKER>Emission approaching, find coverSo I guess it's some kind of dangerous weather phenomena? I guess I'll be safe if I stick with this NPC who I agreed to help for selfish reasons. >He walks outside Guess I'll be fi- >GAME OVER.
>finally play Dragon Age>TEXT>TEXT EVERYWHERE
>Playing TF2>Sneaks up on a sniper.>I try to tauntkill him, by chance he sidesteps, but still doesn't notice me.>Tries again, once again he sidestps.>Same thing happens the third time.>he still doesn't noticed I'm there.Snipers need to learn there's a world outside the scope.
>Vaults of Cyrodiil>Slaughter guards, get into main vault>I need keys if I want to get into the rooms
>>Decide to try out Pokemon Trozei >>Well adventure sucks! >>Try endless >>Oh god where did those two and a half hours go>>Damn it this is Pokemon Bejewled WHY CAN'T I STOP?!
>>90138>That gif
>>90138>Finally found that gif again
>get through hard as fuck ayleid dungeon>reliquary at the back>waste 10 lockpicks on it>a dagger, a few pieces of gold and some pocket lint
>Ultimate Alliance 2, got all the DLC.>Pro-Reg side.>Bishop is bragging about how great he is.>Say "You're not the only warrior here.">He tells me off and says I should come back to him once I've spent time in a concentration camp.>I'm playing as Magneto.
>>90391HAHAHAHAHAHAohgodi'mahorribleperson
>dad buys me Diablo at age 5>never manage to beat it>buy Diablo 2 at age 12>never beat it>18 years old, going off to college>dig up both games>vow to complete them both>beat Diablo>beat Diablo 2>the opening guitar riffs from Tristram's theme plays as Diablo fallsMy work here is complete.
>>90391>Negative Zone mission>Fury says something along the lines of "I've been kicking butt since your mom was wiping yours.">Playing as Thor
>>90465Are you saying that Fury HASN'T been kicking butt longer than Thor?
>penumbra
>Playing Tales of the World: Radiant Mythology 2>Character is female.>Spar with Kanono.>Win and get shield.>Shield is a giant valentine chocolate heart.>Did she just... huh.
>Find old copy of Global Operations
>Reading the effect of "Power Word Kill" for the first time